Bills
Box Niid
>>157330338shut up bitch no one cares
Every hotel got the Josh Allen chair
I hate birds
all my homies hate birds
imagine if sean mcgay misses the playoffs with this roster keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek aura loss gon be crazy SHEEEEESH no pressure unc
I have AIDS
Sean McThey/Them
Denzel Boston is going to be the next superstar WR in the NFL. He's gonna put up over 1k yards and 10 tds this year with 3 different QBs throwing it
No one talks about Jesse minter leaving the chargers and how their defense will probably be shit now
>>157334285ayo coach I got my chomping on strippers anonymous 2 week clean chip, can I play in austria now?
>>157334294He's one of the guys that I think people are gonna regret not taking earlier. Jordyn Tyson will be the best receiver in the class if he stays healthy.
Chiefies are YOUR current /nfl/ dynasty
>>157334294Pat Bryant actually according to camp he "catches everything" which is what he was drafted for last year hes like Brandon Lloyd
>I hate birdsof course you do because they make your dorky ass seethe
>>157334306Why is she ruining those eggs?
Catch this bussy
>>157334316That's a matter of opinion.
>>157334306>breaking the yolkThis triggered me.
>>157334300Not to mention they got rid of /ourguy/ Greg Roman who was carrying bustin cuckatini. Chargers finna 8-9 at best mmmhmmm fraid so
>>157334335I wonder how long it will take to get Mike McDaniel fired
This year is Herbie's year.
>>157334285>put up unfathomable yards on the best Defensive Coach and team in the league>Special Teams fucks you over for no reason On the flipside I appreciate he is a man of Memes
Washed
>>157334346I dont think theyll let Harbaugh win a ring cause his cheaty fraudy in college ball
>>157334351Still probably good for 600 yards and a few TDs
>>157334351I wanna watch him try to block anyone this year lol
Go Cowboys
>>157334351Aaron Donald moves faster than him. Hilarious
>>157334372Hol up
>>157334376It's in slow motion Lambs paco
>>157334342McDaniel cooks in September with his orbit motion trickery and wide zone. October they'll have a couple of late upsets but still be .500 but November bustin will have some nagging bussy injury and McDaniel will be sweating trying to make him look competent. December it all comes crashing down and with 3 games left in the season Harbaugh makes a desperate decision to can him and promote Adam "Cokehead" Gase which to nobody's surprise results in an 0-3 finish and the media's favorite little autist winning KWABOTY
Remember when it was supposed to be Lamar's year and the Chiefs matched into Baltimore and embarrassed those frauds. Lmaooooooooo this was my favorite playoff run. Just a total team bitch smacking.
>>157334302Not until you commit to healing and renouncing your Anti Semitic ways, 3000 hours of Holocaust Memorial videos followed by a full dissertation of Anne Frank and Oswald Spengler
>>157334401And there it is.>>157334406He should get a little skull cap for the season :)
>>157334395I have a feeling that eventually Herbert will be asked to do less and less. With that offensive line and McDaniels run design they should be cooking. If I play fantasy, I might pick up Omarion Hampton.
>>157334387Even still you know it to be true, Donald takes way better care of his body and is better conditioned than that fatass Kelce
>>157334403Same. That opening TD is the hypest moment of my Chiefs watching career. Immediately set the tone and Kelce marches over and starts getting in their faces talking shit.That season as a whole is a perfect example of how /nfl/ refuses to believe what it's seeing with Mahomes. We start the season 9-6, everyone is dancing on our graves and saying we're cooked. We have no passing game at all, Kadarius Toney was supposed to be #1 and was a disaster, MVL couldn't catch. We finish the season 11-6 and make it into the playoffs, okay but every game is going to be a road game and the playoffs are STACKED this season in both conferences, no way Chiefs manage to win a ring. MAYBE they'll beat the Dolphins, but then it's over. So we smack the Dolphins, beat the Bills in Buffalo... okay but the Ravens were the best team in the league all year, and maybe the greatest of all time. There's no WAY the Chiefs don't get raped. Beat the Ravens in Baltimore. Okay well haha the 49ers are so loaded though... beat the 49ers. >Next season:Mahomes is overrated, Josh Allen is the best quarterback in the leagueThey'll never learn because they don't want to.
It's Chieves not Chiefs
My own personal Gary Bearies
>>157334478No it isn't.
>>157334292kek
>AJ Brown already unhappy with Drake Mayekekarooni
>>157334460Get a trip Nick.
>>157334534Patties could use a real WR like Diggs
>>157334460
How legit do you think Jordan Love actually is?Can he actually win the Packers another Superbowl?
>>157334591He's Hurts tier. Good enough to win a SB if you put a good team around him, not good enough to MAKE a team good just by his being on it
>>157334591I think he's elite and will break out any season now. Yes, I can see him winning an owl if he gets good enough receivers
>>157334292Lol
>>157334591>>157334608>>157334601He already costs more than Darnold, if it was going to happen, it would have.
>>157334306>being filmed naked ruined my life I need $55mm :(>anywhere here’s me showering :)
>>157334591lol no
>>157334591He's good enough to win a Super Bowl with imo. That offensive line is grim though. >>157334601He's better than Hurts
>>157334646Obviously, because Darnold isn't elite. I'm saying Love is potentially top 8 tier, maybe a little worse than Daniels. Any season that he gets a good enough supporting cast he can rip the league a new one and end up with a ring. His issue so far in his career has been being saddled with a shit offense
>>157334351Absolutely waRshed
>Michael Penix said his doctor told him he has “an amazing ACL” and he should “never have any more knee problems for the rest of your career.”tua sisters...
>>157334658That's not Erin Andrews
>>157334591He's the white Brock Purdy but worse
i think i got the cyclospora
>>157334591He's got a legit arm and can operate cleanly in the pocket. I think he's always going to be a high ceiling low floor QB thobeit. When the play breaks down he doesn't seem to have the same instincts as the top level QBs. He panics and forgets the situation in terms of down/distance/scoreboard/time and it's cost the Packers in some big spots. I think he's somewhere around 12th best QB in the league. Definitely not a bus rider but has too many brain farts
>>157334669...what?
4
>>157334579One of my all time favorite plays
>>157334681But her shirt says Erin Andrews on it
>>157334591He doesn't have a lot of turnovers, but the ones he does have are the funniest I've ever seen
>>157334735i remember that one some benny hill shit
>>157334706WITNESShttps://x.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1704583177975513090He's quietly elite, you should be eager to be early on this. He'll break out soon enough
It's like the bears were a white flyover chud franchise up until a few years ago and now they've gone full humiliation ritual even harder then the vikings or packers
>>157334747He directed traffic and threw it to a Panther with nobody near him
>>157334735I remember watching that live thinking it's one of the worst throws I've ever seen coupled with one of the worst drops.
>>157334735>4th and 8He was just throwing it up at the last second trying to make anything happen, if this was like second down it'd be embarrassing
>>157334677Tua looks so cool in this pic
>>157334767You can see him panic when the play breaks down
>>157334306When she busted that yolk I physically recoiled
>>157334776>trying to make anything happenHe made my sides split, so mission accomplished
>>157334760>>157334735He's not winning anything ever. He choked against a divisional rival and LaFleur couldn't get it done with back to back MVP year Rodgers, the team isn't good enough.
>>157334780Out of context this would look exactly like typical zoomer slang that nobody understands>When she flipped a grunt>When she yeeted on that yacht
>>157334751No he isn't. He's high floor low ceiling almost like bustin cuckatini although i think Love is better at his best than bustin. He can make some incredible throws but you go back and watch him last year against the Browns, Panthers, end of the Broncos game and end of the Cowboys game nearly costing them that tie you can see he's got a ton of work still to do in order to join the top 5 elite tier
>webmschizo seething about manlove I smell a jesterguilder
>kyler will inevitably get injured >9 is the backup >libtards and somalis ruining everything else in this state
Josh Allen will never get a ring
>>157334791That anxiety comes from being a young quarterback without an offense. He's capable of making plays he just doesn't have anybody that can get open and catchA veteran like Brady or Mahomes would be able to adjust to what they're working with and audible quick easy passes for their shit receivers, Love doesn't have that experience or authority and has to try to gunsling to NPCs that catch the ball with their facemask. As he gains experience and a better supporting cast you're going to see him frequently regarded as one of the best in the league
>>157334800He finna boutta save your team though
Sorry, but Jordan Love is a great QB
>>157334824>a young quarterbackWasn't he drafted like 6 years ago?
>>157334834Young in terms of playing time, you can only learn so much from the bench
>>157334829Cooking our secondary is not impressive
Thoughts on the Jacksonville Jaggies this year?
>>157334819Kek
>>157334841The Washington Football Team isn't impressive either.
>>157334825Fitz would never
Vicucks not coping with their black QB well.
>>157334829>blatant chokehold preventing an easy sack
>Chicago Bears finalizing stadium move to Indiana, team will be renamedRest in piss shitcongo burrs
>>157334856>AFCShitKek
>>157334865Because he was an actually good football player
>>157334856Texans-Jags AFCCG
>>157334856I have never once thought about them.
>>157334351To be fair he's pregnant now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWJ04HEUOZ8
>>157334351Gronk could unretire tomorrow and not be this washed
Is it possible for second year head coaches to get TAPED
What game we watching tomorrow bros?
>>157334829I like this "yellow" color on the Commies
>>157334898Gronk pulled his hammy playing flag football this summer.
>>157334909Chargers Texans
dan campbell is who sirianni haters think sirianni is
>>157334909She loves gymchads.
>>157334800is Carson Wentz still the number 3? maybe he can do something if he stops getting his bussy hurt>>157334824Tucker Kraft is a beast and Matthew Golden could break out year 2. I'm not down on Love he's clearly not dogshit but he'd have to take a big step to join the top 5 i don't think there's just one thing he needs to work on there's a lot. Throwing up wild passes when you're already winning late in games or throwing back across your body like he did at the end of the 49ers playoff loss is inexcusable. You either understand situational football or you don't. Look at Bo Nix for example he's had sweet fuck all around him in terms of RB/WR/TE talent but he knows how to do just enough to move the chains, avoid costly turnovers+sacks and pull it out in the last 2 minutes/overtime. Love has a ton of physical gifts basically the prototype build for a modern QB but neck up i don't trust him late in games
>>157334909Packers/Steelers maybe just to see what they're up to
>>157334909I thought only 2 of them are being aired?
>>157334819QRD?
>>157334909Cards raiders. Rookie qbkino
>jonas brothersWe trying to kill the aussies now? This is why the world hates us
>>157334909Pats vs Colts for me
>>157334943Gay qbBlack qbBlack qbWhite qb
>>157334932Jordan Love to his credit actually cut down on a lot of those erratic throws this past season to the point where I'd say it's not a huge concern going forward.
>>157334699You should get cancer. Oh wait, you already are cancer
>>1573345914700 yards & 42 studs this year. Screenshot this
>>157334963Avg /nfl/ level of discourse
>>157334646Seahawks got unbelievably lucky with the timing and circumstances around them getting Darnold. The Packers kind of did it to themselves by letting Love sit 3 years, but Watson and that retard running the Browns is why he's pulling in 55 mil a year.
kek vikecucks
>>157335025He can be so Rodgersesque. The potential is there
>>157335025Packers lost this game
>>157334963Who the Fuck is Jean gray
>>157335034What was lucky about it? Darnold and Jones were both let go and didn't exactly command gigantic salaries. Geno was basically ass outside his comeback year and it was clear there needed to be a replacement.
>>157335044There's nobody like peak Rodgers desu
Hasn't it been so peaceful without the Arab swiftie shitting up the threadUnfortunately, the season is upon us
>>157335025Not really a fan of how he leaps backwards while throwing and I swear I've seen him do that more than once
Why do vikings fans always seethe about the Packers but not the bears or lions
>>157335050Nah you did
>>157335065Oh totally agreed, I'm a Chiefs chad and I say this. Rodgers circa 2011 is the peak of the position
Peak Tlaw boutta put the League on notice
>>157335068He always does that. I guess Lafleur is okay with it.
>>157335071Those teams don't win.
>>157335075
>>157335071Packers raped everyone for decades, it's only recently that the bears and lions became contenders
>>157335071Packers are obviously the front runners in the NFC North, the bears have 1 SB and the Lions have never even been to one thanks to Dan Gamble.
>>157335101Literally X-Men superhuman tier accuracy
crazy how elite young rodgers was
>>157335114>Lions have never even been to one thanks to Dan Gamble.YT served the highlights of that game to me today and I totally forgot how, in the first half, the Lions were converting every third down. They got like two 3rd&15+
>>157335101Mainly luck that just looks good>>157335132He was elite for a couple seasons physically but never had what it takes mentally. He was a lot like Josh Allen
>>157335113I don't believe any NFC North team will win a conference championship for the rest of this decade, which isn't long, but does basically cover their "windows."
>>157335151>He was a lot like Josh AllenExcept that he won a Super Bowl and was a better passer all around
>>157335071because even though the Packers are chokers the bears, lions and vikings are bigger chokers
>>157335151Pasty lifelong Patriots fan from out of state WASP claws typed this post
>>157335151> He was a lot like Josh AllenRodgers went to and won a SB, don't ever compare him to Trash Allen.
>>157335151>He was a lot like Josh AllenRodgers could NEVER make a play like this
>>157335173>>157335182So did Sam Darnold. Super bowls happen sometimes. Anyone can win one once>>157335183He did plenty of times, especially in the playoffs when it mattered. You'll notice most of his higlights are from the regular season
>>157334359>They won't let you win a ring if you cheated in the pastO rly
>>157335074The Packers lost that game 26-34, retard
>>157335203nah that was you
>>157334884underrated post
>another bad day to be a bearsfagreminder that the rams won the /nfl/bowl over the bears
>>157335101Luck
>>157335235jayden's mom can get it
>>157335239You just reminded me of how Luck got bootyblasted by Mahomes in the playoffs one time and said fuck this shit and immediately retired kek
>>157335235cringe
>>157335201>So did Sam Darnold.Darnold had literally zero turnovers in the playoffs. Not one. Trash Allen had 2 fumbles and 2 ints in the game against the Broncos alone. He folds under pressure every time, he's never going to win it. Say what you want about Darnold, he was damn near perfect in the NFCCG which was the real super bowl last year anyway.
>>157335201So how come nobody in the NFCN has done it since 2010? How come Jimmy da Wop or Brack Turdy couldn't do it?
>>157335216Don't make me hate the Packers
>busrider (black) aka hurts:(>busrider (white) aka darnold:)
Josh Allen is a bus rider
what do you call someone who crashes the bus?
>>157335287ride this bus(sy)
>>157335287this but unironically
>>157335296Dan Campbell
>>157335287your busrider stats, sire
>Cumhandler fan still obsessed with Caleb
Gay faggots
>>157335262>This is what queefies actually believeYou never saw Luck play. He would have been better than Muttshit if he kept playing
>implying its hard to beat the lambs
>>157335313Sorry but Mahomes was better than Luck had ever been at any point in his career.
>>157335313>Be one of the hypest first round picks of all time>Already a presumptive HOFer and potential GOAT candidate before you play one snap>Enter the league and do reasonably well, consider yourself on an upward trajectory>You're not living up to expectations so far but everyone is still buying the hype and talking about you like the best QB in the league>The injuries are piling up but it will all be worth it in the end :) You are on a path towards Greatness>Some guy named Mahomes enters the AFC as a "project">Unbothered>His first season he throws 50 tds and 5000 yards and is already crowned the best in the league>Uh wtf>His coach is Andy Reid, who mogs your shit coach>You have to play them in the playoffs. Eh, the Chiefs have never been scary in the playoffs, haha, in fact you've beaten them before. Perhaps there's a chance...>Nope, he utterly rapes you>Watch from the sidelines as throws touchdowns from between his legs and while doing somersaults>He is literally the greatest quarterback you've ever seen in person>Go home and think about your life, sore and aching>It's over and you know it>Yeah... I think I'm gonna read LOTR for the rest of my life, actuallyThis is literally what happened.
>Stats: 202 passing yards, 1 touchdown, 74.7 passer ratingyeah that's a bus rider
>>157335316this, Sirianni and Hurts have never lost to the Boy Genius, Sean McVay, and the LA Rams
>>157335312Raiders high waist reusable diaper :)
>>157335202Tom never cheated himself he is the golden boy
>This is literally what happened.
>>157335312Needed for the bone chilling winters of.. las vegas nv
>>157335349>Tom never cheated himself neo-nazi, maga, fascist pedophile defenders seriously believe this
>>157335350Maybe your lame shit team should have been interesting enough to rig it for
I really hate the Raiders
>>157335284You know why.
>>157335381They aren’t relevant enough to hate
>>157335287They're both bus riders, Darnold just gets to ride in front
Pro-rate this bussy
>>157335381this >>157335404 you have to be some racist chud or an evangelical incel to get mad at a team as shit as the raiderst. vegasffag
Oakland Raiders goodLA Raiders and Vegas Raiders badsimple as
>>157335450It's totally rational to hate the Raiders
>>157335361I think he meant never cheated himself as in never made himself the victim of his own cheating, not saying only others cheated
who's to blame for the gary bearies, the mayor of chicago or the president of the bears?
>>157335496The whole state
>>157335404this, anyone claiming they hate the raiders are just raiderpacos false flagging
>>157335496ultimately it's the blacks fault for always voting dem, dems feel comfortable chasing out business, and blacks will be fine with it and never vote them out no matter what as long as the gib train continues. >>157335501the rest of the state is irrelevant, only black dem voters matter, as the largest voting bloc
You guys here the rumors about the water bottle pony tail girls?
>>157335496exclusively socioeconomic factors
>>157335496don’t the locals usually vote on these projects? thats how san diego and st. louis lost their teams because they didn’t want to pay for the new stadium
>>157335515>the rest of the state is irrelevant, only black dem voters matter, as the largest voting blocthe whole black dem voting bloc is being replaced lol.
>>157335598By who?
>>157335478They think they still have aura
>>157335529Imagine the Tomlin "analysis" during the NBC half-time shows this season. It'll always be him jumping up on the NBC desk, making a bunch of inarticulate gorilla grunts, all while beating his chest like a feral ape
>>157334786Those Packer teams were so overrated. It was Rodgers dragging them to 1 seeds in back to back years. Davante was very good and so were the offensive lines. The rest of those teams were filled with JAGs, especially on the defense.
Just how elite are they gonna be without Uncle Mike Tomlin?
>>157335672I'm thinking that they'll go 9-8 and get the 7th seed playoff spot and lose immediately
>>1573356919-8 wont be good enough to make the playoffs
>>157335672My Ravens will bootyblast them
I can't believe a generational player like Bain fell to us at 15 all because his arms are a little short.
>>157335757That shit pissed me off. Why is the league gifting the Cucs franchise players? Dumbass motherfuckers.
>>157335672they'll be lucky to make the playoffs
>>157335287Darnold isn't a cringy tryhard like squirts.
>>157335757Downs falling to Dem Boyz pissed me off more
>>157335308Hurts doesnt need flashy stats to win games. In fact, he doesn’t need to do anything at all. He just wins
You now remember that dude who iced himself in a portapotty
>>157335862I look like this
Iggles make ya seethe?
>>157335862Grow up
>>157335287Differences is that nobody really rates Darnold super highly while Eagles fans are STILL trying to pretend he is a Top 5 QB because "he just wins"
>>157335876Make me
>>157335877Funny way of saying squirts' gets bailed out by his loaded teams.
>>157335873corny af
Winning is a quarterback’s #1 job