>one of the greatest soccer defenders of all time is literally called Beckenmauer which translates to "back wall"Who writes this shit?
>>157330608I do, all over the beckenmauer of your mums fanny
its Beckenbauer, bauer means farmer o algo
For me, it's former CB Daniel Killer.
>>157330608Actually it's Beckenbauer which means pelvis builder
>real madrid forward named ronaldo>at the same time barcelona has a forward literally named rivaldo
>>157330608>Arsenal's best coach was Arsenal Wenger
>>157330608One of the meanest NFL linebackers was named Dick Butkus
>>157330608Pelé literally means 'the greatest foot' in Lingua Geral (main Brazilian indigenous language)
Nicolas Butt never played without underwear
>>157330711I don’t get it
>>157330608>who writes itGod
most horrible thread ever started, by an Italian of course
For me it was Sol Campbell, or as I called him, Franz Blackenbauer
>>157330608>One of England's most iconic players of the modern era was a set piece specialist literally called David Bendem
We need to set up a whole team of the greatest players in history.Goalkeeper: Lev CatchinDefenders: Beckenmauer, Ashley Goal, Roberto CurlosThe team plays with three at the back because I can’t think of a fourth one. Who else should be on this team?
>>157332958dennis err...win
>>157333112>tfw you will never again witness several consecutive excellent headers from the legend that is Tennis Irwin
>>157330608For me, It's Irish legend Stephen Ireland
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