/cfb/happy dawgs edition
>college football is dying due to commercialism>hey at least we have cute puppers!
>>157333578I dont think its dying. I for one love the NIL era. Now the way to win is no longer through CHEATING
>>157333578that dog is ugly tho
>>157333578I love my heckin pitbullerinos
Who is the 4chan team this year?
>>157334495Probably texas tech for just blatantly rigging the courts to play their gambler QB. I would say thats 4chan troll type behavior. Otherwise you can always go for kansas state due to their big thick women that anons are addicted to.
>>157334495the same as it always is, whichever team Rich Rod is coaching
WHY did he do it bros?
>>157334911I don’t get it. That Florida team was full of some good boys that didn’t do nothing wrong. Very uncharacteristic
just moved into Ann Arbor from the east coast, are >my wolverines good or not?give me an NFL comp
>>157335232Cheatriots probably, but the melty by Coach Moore might be a unique situation not seen in NFL before, Mayo just fizzled out.
>>157334911Purely socioeconomic factors
>Jayden Daniels sues LSU because someone else is wearing is former jersey numberThis retard really believes that nobody is allowed to wear the same number he used to wear. That law firm knows he has no case and is just taking all the money they can from him.
What’s wrong with niggers? Jayden Daniels didn’t help LSU win a championship or anything. The team was second tier before he got there and is second tier now. Why did he assume his number would be forever retired?
I'm all in on the Dukes. My confidence is unbreakable. Napier followed Cig and Chesney's portal blueprint. VT is scared of us. Napier isn't calling plays. Vegas is penciling us in for an SBC title.
>jayden daniels having a meltdown and lawsuit of them giving #5 to a new playerSomething or someone related fo LSU is deplorable human garbage, news at 11.
>>157339673its lsu. always the most garbage people involved there. its a wonder the media and neutral fans suck their dick so much given how trash everything is about that 4th rate school
>>157339859It’s because of le Death Valley sec atmosphere.
>>157338503LMAO what an absolute fucking child. Every day I am reminded why blacks cannot have a functioning society anywhere on earth. I feel sorry for the smart ones though.
>>157340289Imagine being a 110 IQ black, it’s literally impossible to communicate with most of your people. Must be total hell.
>jayden daniels now demanding lsu return their copy of the heismanThis nigga is retarded
>>157334495for me? its buttgers as per use.
>>157333152Bama just started their scrimmage, is anyone attending? Please share QB feedback.
>>157334467It's gonna turn into soccer leagues where there's only 5 competitive teams every year and the rest are just farm teams for developing players who will leave once they get good.
>>157341342Why have the results been exactly the opposite of that though? We just saw indiana win a national championship. Bamawins died immediately when NIL started. Usually when reality stands in stark contrast to my logic I look for hidden variables or reassess my presuppositions.
>>157341593Indiana won because they had a bunch of 25 year olds on the team left over from covid eligibility.
>>157341342>>157341593Money is more evenly distributed than either player development or willingness to cheat. Therefore NIL levels the playing field and allows more teams to be competitive. Simple as
>>157341664the top markets are gonna have more outside money to pay the players.
>>157341715Yep. And this differential will result in way less centralization of talent than just going where the best coaching is. The old way was monopolistic because "iron sharpens iron" therefore all the best players are incentivized to just go to the same schools so they can practice against eachtoher.
>>157341650BYU has a team full of 25 years every year and they don’t win shit
>in the days when only the player got the heisman trophy, steve spurrier said it was thanks to his team and thus gave it to the university. this led to current model where both the player and school get one>daniels says NO GIVE ME BOFFThis is the difference between a respectable program and one that is not. Yet all you hear is people hating on Florida and sucking LSU dick
>>157338503never going to live it down
>>157339859this guy knows, gutter human behavior has become the brand at this point.
>>157341650And a coach who routinely outplays his teams talent by multiple possessions, and because they used the portal to maximize personnel within their budget.
>>157340289>polfagsLel
>>157352146>basic reasoning and pattern noticing abilities >a bad thing
Do any of (You) know if Mendoza played well last night?
Reminder arch went belt to ass on you faggies
>>157352296>tricking yourself into thinking being a reductive simpleton is actually big brained
>>157349305>hating on FloridaDude, shut the fuck up. Florida gets just as much dick sucking as LSU from the talking heads. In fact, they're getting their dick sucked this year for no reason at all. In the coaches poll they were right outside the Top 25. They might even get in the Top 25 in the media poll. They were a popular "watch out for this surprise team" during SEC media days. For what reason exactly? They were 4-8 last year and hired an FBS up and comer. Get the fuck out of here with this woe is me Florida shit.
>>157348157too many 25 year old islanders. not enough 25 year old bucks.
What's the point of Auburn firing Hugh Freeze just to pick up a guy from USF? They're just gonna fire him in two years, might as well go coachless at this point
Why does Oregon always seem so fucking mid despite having infinite Nike bux and top tier roster talent. They were in a dog fight with Iowa, a QBless Texas Tech and then got the brakes beat off them by Indiana. lol the Oregon cucks.
>>157357132Jesus Christ man get a life.
Coach Downy
>>157333578What exactly is happening?And be precise.
>>157368486>players can get paid now by the schools and through outside sponsorships>players can switch teams on a whim now so no more loyalty>small schools are just gonna act as farm teams for developing players>100 year old major conference folded due to teams leaving for other ones for more TV money>will just lead to the same 5 teams winning every year due to having the most money to pay top players.
>>157357132Based. Oregon fucking faggots will never win SHIT
>>157354814They had 7 NFL draft picks last year. They would have been the 4th best team in the big 10 last year and borderline playoff team if they were in that bitch ass conference.
>>157362161
>>157369973As always, truly amazing hypothetical results for the SEC team
B1G Champs
>>157368577sooooo the same as it's always been?
>>157370211sike
>>157333578this but unirionically>>157334487that's an english bulldog>>157334475nigger
>>157339859trvke, corndogs are scum of the earth
>>157354369>still simping for niggers in 2026
Why is everyone so low on Bama this yearThey won a playoff game last year
Give me some coach firing hot takesWe all know Fickell and Lincoln Riley are gone but who else you got
>AYO
>>157380878Should have been C&D’s into becoming Everglades State btw
>>157380878He's transferring to Georgia, which he's stated feels like a better cultural fit.
>>157380878wtf is aggravated fleeing?
>>157370501players couldn't fuck off to another team whenever they wanted
>>157334467it's not cheating if everyone is doing it
>>157381779Running from the cops and shoving one of them.
>>157384084kek cops are so precious
>>157375147Of all 893 fcs offensive linemen who took 200 snaps last year. Nick Brooks at Texas was ranked number 891 by PFF And last I heard this is the guy bama picked up in the portal to be a starter. Kek
>>157381779In Florida it means you have been ordered to stop and did not, fleeing at a high rate of speed or with disregard to the public, or caused injury in the act of feeing. I would guess in this buck's case, he fled at a high rate of speed with disregard to the public after getting blue lighted.
>>157384390>ranked number 891 by PFFWhile I hope he sucks because fuck Bama, PFF is pure gayness. A bunch of nerds trying to monetize analytics.
>>157381779It's when you pull a classic "Georgia Player Impacts Minivan on Highway During Chase, 7 Dead," but you're lucky enough not to hit someone
>>157386218My dawgs aren’t afraid of contact and physicality
>>157376117Deboer to SC.
>Kalen DeBoer>Kane Wommack >Keelon Russell Roll Tide
Less than two weeks left. We’re almost there bros.
>>157376117Pete Golding will be fired within 2 years
>>157389082Unless they implode they'll be looking for stability. Outside of Kiffin, he is theory modern GOAT. Saban loved the dude at Bama.
>>157389089I don’t think he’s a bad coach, but he’s been coaching Lane’s guys. I think they’ll underperform this year and fall off a cliff next year after Chambliss and Lacy leave.
I kinda think Franklin will do well at Va Tech. Lower expectations relative to Ped State, I could see them sneaking a playoff bid in the next few years.
>>157389072Feels like when I was a kid waiting for Christmas
>>157376117Kiffin is out at LSU in less than 3 years after he turns back into a pumpkin, like he always does when he stays too long in one spot.
>>157333152Why are Oregon fans like this
its time to finally learn the rules of the game
>>157390164Offside is when the quarterback lines up directly in front of the center who then snaps the ball to a running back instead of the qb. This formation was banned and now results in a 5-yard dead ball penalty.
>Takes the ACC
>Transfers from a P5 national championship contender to a G5 shitter for more playing time and a possible glance from NFL scoutsWhy do football players do this?
>>157391632for more playing time and a possible glance from NFL scouts
AP Poll1. Ohio St2. Oregon3. Georgia4. Notre Dame5. Texas6. Indiana7. Miami (FL)8. Texas A&M9. Ole Miss10. Oklahoma11. LSU12. Texas Tech13. Alabama14. BYU14. USC16. Michigan17. Washington18. Penn St19. SMU20. Tennessee21. Utah22. Iowa23. Houston24. Louisville25. Missouri
>>157391632More short term money: Big fish in a small pond makes more than a benchwarmer. And if he has more than 1 year of eligibility left, when he goes back to a P5 natty contender next year he'll get a bigger payday.More long term money: If he shows out against the G5 shitters and has the physical tools he'll rise from a likely UDFA to a potential day 1 draft pick, millions of dollars difference in pay.
Coach Primate
NCAAF UNLV -2.5 vs. HawaiiNCAAF Clemson vs. LSU over 50.5
>>157392193clempussies…
>>157392193Osu at 1 lolIndiana disrespect lolND way too high lolLSU and Ole Miss and probly Sooners too should be behind BamaLol Mizzou made it again
Hoping for a return of the spee pickem. I enjoyed it last year even though I got almost last place. Go big red
>>157392903retard alert
didn't realize we have games next Saturday season kinda creeps up on you when you stop obsessing over it all off season and do other things
>>157393150Still one more Saturday without CFB. Games start 8/29.
>>157392193>Duke not even ranked despite being ACC Champion
OH NO NO NO NO
3 losses this year.
>>157392193>Iowa ranked #22 despite their starting QB being a Wake Forest castoff with two passing attempts in his entire career.I know Iowa will still find a way to win somehow, but even I think this is a bit much.
>>157392193
Gonna be harder to get your pregame bump at Penn State games this year
>>157362161>polfags
Did you buy Pat's new album?
>>157394365>cokeNow that's cooking with gas. That takes way more ambition than just being a weed dealer. Those kids are going places.
>>157391632>why would a football player want to transfer to have a better chance at playing football and in turn an opportunity to play even more football Gee I don't know
>>157333152Coach Primate
>>157396292Wondered when someone would make a sequel to 'The Blind Side'.
>>157394441I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their child-rearing practices and skills mixed with their unparalleled work ethic are second to none. Their rational and logical thought toward circumstances coupled with their innate capability to de-escalate situations is to be envied and coveted. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African-Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement, hard work and a self-reliant nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
At the end of the day who are you choosing between Sark and Lanning?
>>157397246
>>157397246I would take at least a dozen coaches over sark
>>157397246can I be head coach and make them be OC and DC
>>157398398Who?
What's it like going to grad school at a big time football school? Do you feel involved, or do you feel too old?
>>157396925>assblasted neet complaining about other people's productivity (again)
>2 (two) differenct /cfb/ threads with less than 300 replies
>all SEC tackle Trevor Goosby went it out a non contact knee injury It’s over for arch before it even began. He is gonna get sacked infinity times.
>>157399855The other one doesn’t come up when you search so blame that OP for screwing it up
leaffag on suicide watch
>3 votes At least some voters are high on the rebuild. We're gonna skull fuck Liberty in a few weeks.
>>157400093based. I for one do not believe in oklahomo. Yes their defense will be good but that offense is still going to be bad.
>>157400093paul is a fag >>157400179>offense is going to be badyou have 0 idea what you are talking about
>>157400285yes I do lol. The offensive line will still be bad. The running backs still bad. The recievers still bad. mateer will still be a bad decision maker who has to play hero ball. All you have to do is not let him throw those quick slants to sategna and its over. Anybody with a competent front 7 and at least 1 elite cornerback is going to shut your offense down.
>>157400313mateer being a retard is about the only thing you said that was correct
every year ohio state starts at #1
>>157333578
>>157394365These Zoomers and Alpha kids are something else. Love to see some hard working boys.
>>157399922He was just diagnosed with a bone bruise, which is a best case scenario. Still going to be out 4-8 weeks.
>>157392917Since none of you retards have created one yet, here is the grouphttps://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=289&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=b38f8d9a-9189-414b-b2d2-69ad5e50f3e2&joinKey=345dbe0c-e03b-376d-b18a-29ac724a8e31password: pac12afterdark
>>157400832>4 to 8 weeksstill probably fatal for the longhorns who have the most brutal schedule of all time in the history of the sport and absolutely zero offensive line depth
>>157399922david stone is going to rape arch live on tv
Why doesn't the SEC have Divegrass as one of their intercollegiate sports?
>>157400848You can reuse the one from last year, all the knowers are already there, retard. Now there's two pickems.>>157400556>oh no my dad has stage 4 cancer>Oh YEAH?!>Here's a picture of him when he had stage 2 cancer!>It's been like this!>What are you so upset about?!
>>157400881nah, i went to their practice last week the backups are very high caliber nearly starter level. Arch is good and he was slanging that ball. The longhorns are a legit going to the championship this year.cry more aggie bitc
>>157401448you got no depth bro. Any player who was benched behind Nick Brooks last year cannot fucking play. See >>157384390
>>157401476hate texas but the roster is loaded
>>157401026It is. For girls.
>>157401432>two threads both with fucked up terrible OPs>two pickems Guess we have a lot of freshmen this year.
>>157401517Jaydon Chatman has not played. There is no offensive line depth at all. Cole hudson was a bag of shit last year
>>157401432Unless you four wanted to keep it a private intimate foursome, advertising that the pick em is up--as we have done for years--might have been advisable.Link below to previously formed/reused pick em. Whoever makes the next OP, please include. The duplicate pick em has been trashed. https://fantasy.espn.com/free-prize-games/sharer?challengeId=289&from=espn&context=GROUP_INVITE&edition=espn-en&groupId=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c&joinKey=aafe0861-2b09-3264-9364-ff1bc6138097Password is PAC12afterdark
why are there 2 cfb threads?
>>157402707Meds
does anyone else miss him as much as i do
>>157401026The SEC requires members to offer two more women's sports than men's sports. Kentucky and South Carolina have men's soccer teams in the Sun Belt. Due to how Title IX gender equality rules work, most schools need about 1.5 scholarships for female athletes for every male athletic scholarship. If a school adds men's soccer, they need to have women's soccer plus another sport to provide enough scholarships for Title IX compliance. Worth noting that the SEC needs one more school to sponsor beach volleyball before the conference can make it an official conference sport.
>>157402930non gay meme word, for christ sakes, it's all so fucking tiring
>>157402979all fat people should die. you're next.
Football runs through the SEC. Small conferences like the Big 10 tongue the SEC's anus.
Predictions on the Fanville story line this year? Will Sheriff Boz get in some hot water for kneeling on a black dude who was stealing Dr. Pepper from the c-store. Will the black dude's girlfriend break up with him after finding out he's giving up bussy for Dr. Pepper 2-liters?
>>157403752>Fansville is out of Dr. Pepper because the main ingredient is blockaded in the Hormussy
>>157403752I heard it gets pretty dark this season. Fansville introduces a new character, Raj, who is an Indian, naturally a big Texas fan, who scams everyone out of their Dr Pepper and in the final commercial during the NC game it's just 30 seconds of Raj swinging from the Fanvsville Dr Pepper tower.
Twerking to Cardi B in my Caleb USC jersey.
>>157403997I actually believe you are homo.
>>157403752When you think about it, Fansville is the Twin Peaks of this generation
>>157403844Dr Pepper, humorously, comes from Texas.
>>157404891Meant for >>157403891
Is it any wonder why both polls have 1) these as the only three B10 teams ranked in the Top6 (playoff locks)2) no other B10 teams ranked Top13?
>>157404961It's to give the SEC plenty of DEI playoff berths so they can cope with muh at large bids and muh top to bottom strength when they fail to reach the title game yet again
>>157334467>he thinks they aren't still cheating
>>157402707Should be at least 8
>>157334495Miami (OH)
>>157405193On game days it should be 20. 8 generals and 12 game threads to bump off divegrass threads that noone posts in until the generals are full and they become the general
>>157402436I did mean to post it, I really did, but fortunately I'm am too drunk, naked, and on vacation to have remembered. Thanks for the assist, bubba
Test
>>157399402I imagine you'll befriend fellow grad students and go to games with the ones who are interested in football. As for feeling too old, I'm 33 and live near a college campus so whenever I go to the gym or the store and see or talk with the undergrads, I feel the generation gap, especially regarding phone usage. They are either always on their phone or holding it constantly. It's almost as if they'd have a panic attack if they weren't.
>>157404149it only lacks a good soundtrack
>>157407401When I lived in a college town, September was hell in the grocery store. Kids who never shopped for themselves clogging up the aisle, oblivious to the existence of anyone else other than their three roommates, all of whom came with them and are just as clueless. By October, they've either figured it out or have their mom come to town to shop for them.
>>157408544Yeah that's probably the most striking thing about college students, how utterly and completely helpless they are with so many things. To be fair I was the same way when I was 19 or 20, feel a little embarrassed about it tb h. Not looking forward to the enormous influx of traffic next week when the Uni I live by starts classes.
>>157409328Im in my 40s and never learned how to do laundry. My mom and girlfriends and then wife do it. The laundry machine looks like a scary time machine to me with all its knobs and buttons
>>157409581based "learned helplessness in all aspects of life deemed unmasculine" anon
>>157409581That's sad
>>157410418no its fucking not lol its sad that you fags do womens duties
>>157407401>befriend fellow grad students Doesn’t really happen. t. PhDanon
>>157405060Only things worse than SEC fags are anti-SEC fags
>>157410852The anti-sec fag in these threads is genuinely mentally ill. He posts completely insane shit. Like he will in the same breath say a bunch of racist stuff and then also talk shit about the south for being pro slavery 200 years ago lol
>>157409581you'd have to be an absolute brain dead retard to fuck up washing clothes. basically any setting on that fucking thing will wash them.
>>157410871Why are SEC women so hideous?
For some reason I though week 0 was this weekend and just found out it's still 9 days away. I can't take another list or prediction. I'm ready to get some pads popping and exposing some of you retards for not knowing college ball.
>>157413693Sounds like you're the 0 huh
>>157413693>I can't take another list or prediction. stop willingly consuming them>I'm ready to get some pads poppingyou've never popped pads and you won't be any time soon
>>157413719>>157413743>lashing out because they lack college ball knowledge many such cases!
Lets go dawgs!
how did we end up threadsplitting before the season has even started?
>>157413794>pops bussy>pretends to pop pads
>>157413900The OP of the other thread put /cfb/ in the name field and not in the body of the thread so it doesnt come up when you search /cfb/.
>>157413934ill pop your bussy if you keep on boy.
>>157413969dont do it, thats what he wants
>>157410508Even when I lived with girlfriends we just did laundry whenever either of us noticed it needed to be done. This isn't the 18th century where men are gone all day at work and women are at home all day with nothing to do so you leave them laundry. Besides a machine does all the work, you throw your closes in it, a tide pod or two and press a button lol.
>>157413969your lil dingding doesn't get hard enough
>>157414272>why yes, I do expect the woman to fulfill the traditional gender roles>see, I would do the man stuff, but da jooz keep me from doing it. but these stupid girls still need to do their part
>>157419769He probably posts here. This general really fucking hates Dabo for some reason.
>>157413850lmao
>>157419829it's just for the sake of shitpost
>>157409581I refuse to believe there are adults who don't know how to do basic household tasks. Even if you never formally learned from a parent, it's really intuitive.
>>157419962I dont know how to use the washing machine or dish washer but I get by
>>157419975Its over bama fags. This guy is mildew 2.0
>>157420840I have been telling yall college players will make more money than NFL
The next step is when legit NFL players are hurt they come back to college to play a couple games to get some work in like a MLB player doing a rehab assignment in the minors. 35 year old Pat Mahhomes lining up for Taco in 2031 for the opening game vs. Fuck Nut State to knock the rust off after a knee injury the year before.
>>157352128Every SEC fanbase/student body seems equally gutter trash and niggerish in behavior (Vanderbilt possibly excepted). Arguing that LSU is worse than Auburn or whatever comes across the same way to actual White people the same way pajeets saying “no I am Brahmin sir I am not dalit like them” does.
>>157421540Meanwhile nig 10 teams are raping little boys in the locker room and killing pregnant women with butter knives
>>157421589I’m a Big Sky chad thoughbeit
>>157421540Pretty obvious this guy has never been to Louisiana or anywhere in the south.
>>157421540have you ever met a coonass?
>>157421540nah you are a fucking faggot. For example at LSU games the entire crowd will chant "suck that tiger dick bitch!". I dont think there is any other fan base so classless in the entire country. They are completely unique and like a little third world country we allow to exist within america.
>>157420909it's better to stay in any college than being a rookie with the browns
>>157421665>>157421689>>157421712>that was paki bangladeshi not indian saar
>>157420512Quite the opposite
A TCU defensive starter was criminally charged and kicked off the team for aggravated assault. He knocked a teammate out with a sucker punch and continued to beat him while unconscious. The teammate was a starting receiver and is in the hospital. He will not be traveling with the team to Ireland.
>>157419894
my sooners :)
>>157423011https://youtube.com/watch?v=jYFtskeZrNg
let us forget the magic of last season
>>157421959I read this happened in the locker room. So one of two things were going on here. The guy doing the ass whipping is a legit screw loose nigga and no one wanted to intervene or no body liked the WR and just kind of let it happen. Very rare something like this gets to the point of unconscious beating with a bunch of big muscle bound men around.
>>157340289>>157340484You have to be 18 to post here guys. Come back in a few years
>>157405132Can’t cheat when literally everything is allowed
Please watch our league.
>>157424111No.
>>157421540
I am a time traveler. Before the Palantir time police finds me and takes me in, just wanted to drop this little nugget for you lads one last time
>>157424111shall
>>157394143>Top 5 teams all from different conferencesI miss this era.FBS needs to cut a subdivision-wide TV deal with equal revenue sharing among conferences so schools leave these superconferences to create new, regional based ones of 8-12 schools to save costs on travel
>>157423542
>>157426976>Top 5 teams all from different conferencesReminder that year's championship game was still Big 10 vs SEC
>>157376117Fleck is out after this season
New onions just dropped
>>157424111How is NDSU unranked? I thought they were the Alabama of FCS
>>157429595MWC teams aren't eligible for FCS rankings
>>157429608I think you misspelled it anon, NDSU is in the MVC (technically MVFC), not MWC. They’ve been adamant that they see no value in jumping to FBS.
Illinois is the thinking man’s team. BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPP
>>157419829one of these days /cfb/ will give clempus the respect it deserves
>>157425482I'd settle for a chubby black queen. Our children will be elite athletes.
>>157429631What year is it where you live?
>>157430088No they wouldnt. Pic related would be your son
>>157430124>edited screenshotNorth Dakota State said for years that they would never compromise the integrity of the sport for a payday. Surely they didn’t lie.
>>157430054I am giving all my respect to venables when I see clempus without him. He might be the best coach in college football. At least he will be once whatever cheating scandal is going on in indiana gets exposed.
>>157430420QB is a bigger problem for Clempus than losing Venables. When they won titles they had back to back elite QBs. Every QB after Lawrence has been mid at best.
>>157430054
>>157430151That's a risk I'm willing to take: chubby black queens are worth it.
>>157430563>When they won titles they had back to back elite QBs. Every QB after Lawrence has been mid at best.i like how everyone forgets about the mid qb, kelly bryant that was the starter after watson and before lawrence
leave the sec to me
Archie Manning rules
Time to enjoy the first three games of college football then wait for my head coach to get fired after we get washed in conference play. Name my team?
>>157433686texas
>>157433695A B1G school
How come no one is hyping James Franklin and VT being playoff contenders?
>>157433686>>157433702Joompers?
>>157433709Maryland
>>157433703that is a 6 win team
You know I like my chicken fried
>>157433665has there every been an elite yoked up quarterback? Tebow came to mind, but I think he's twice as big now as he was in college. I honestly can't think of one in college or pros, but I'm starting to forget shit easily.
>>157434266jalen hurts ran over defenses for a whole yearhe had 1300 yards rushing
>>157434294eh
>>15743431566'1 225 squatting 600did a ton of line up and run right at them
>>157434179Cold beer on a Friday night
>>157434266I wouldn't call him yoked, but Cam Newton was huge and knew how to use his size against defenses
>>157434825Nah, he wasn't yoked, but absolutely elite in every sense of the word.
Since I'm struggling with someone on the yoked question, I'll just throw out some names of maybe possibles with dropping the elite qualifier. I don't think anyone before the 2000s was straight yoked because weight training just wasn't as much as a focus. Only people I could thing of:Dak PrescottBrady QuinnTim Tebow (elite)
AHhhh Do you smelll it...Starting to smell like very particular year ah yes I do I believe I can go on it smells like 1998 DO YOU SMELL IT
that was me I shiddedI get why you would confuse that with Te**esee
>>157435031Scott Frost was built like a tank
>>157435147Yeah, that's a solid one.
>>157435147and sunk like one also
>>157435184
y'all young'ins forget that QBs used to basically be an extra running backthere were probably some pretty jacked dudes back in the daythey probably weren't as cut up as some modern ones body fat wise but they'd still probably kick their ass
>>157435215all I can think when i see this dude is him shut up in his office and the coordinators are like listening at the door and giving it a soft knock and being like uh hey coach it's Thursday maybe we should have that game plan out together by now and Frost is just in there with his CoD buddies or whatever trying to up his k/d
>Ty’anthony Smith is no longer with the Texas Longhorns It’s actually over. Linebacker depth was the biggest hole in this roster. Texas will be playing true freshmen. Also they are saying arch has not improved his accuracy at all in camp. And now im seeing the Oklahoma team all clearly roided out and look like ninja turtles. It’s so fucking over. I guess the sooner magic was too much for the longhorns
>>157435622nice gay ass reddit spacing you dumb gay
>>157435708Fuck off chud
>>157435780ditto
>>157435622pfft, you'll be fine. >we made arch look great last year and i have no doubt we're gonna do it again this year
>>157435031...Quinn was 'yoked'?
>>157435823thanks for the support pedo
>>157435827more so than most college qbs of his time
>>157435861no problem asshole
>>157435031Will Levis?Also shocked to find out that smokin Jay did 23 reps on the bench at the combine
>>157435031Jay cutler benched like 350 I want to say. He would have maybe been in college in the 90s not sure The qb not the bodybuilder lol
Do you hate tv announcers and wish you could listen to your school's radio broadcast instead, synced with the game action on the screen?>Homestream app announces partnership with three schools (GT, Duke, and Auburn) as their flagship programs. The app, set to launch Fall 2026, allows you to sync play-by-play radio broadcast to nationally televised games automatically. Downside? The cost is a bit high for what it is: $9.99 for a single game. $79.99 for the full football season.
>>157438545i thought about using AI to code something like this also some old school scoreboards/logos and maybe a crt filter
>>157438545pretty sure there's free ways to do thisprobably a marketing shill
>>157440857I guess you could turn the radio broadcast on your phone and adjust either the game or radio timing to sync them together
>>157435896Damn yeah he is pretty big. Ironic since he was a pocket passer and never really used his size.
Still kinda boilin' that Koi Perich left for the faggot ass fucking Ducks. I hope he chokes on his hot-dish-on-a-stick at the State fair next weekend.
>"It's great to be a Florida Gator!"
One week until we get blue balls from Week 0 when we have to watch UNC and TCU play on a soccer field in another country. At least the UVA and NC State game is on a college campus even though it wasn't supposed to be. Why college football opens their season overseas and at neutral sites is so fucking retarded. The greatest thing about college football is the campus and unique home field advantage.
>>157442204Not looking forward to this season, Gator chads
How the fuck did Vanderbilt allow a dumbass like Diego Pavia on to their illustrious campus?
>>157443443illegal immigration. it's out of control.
>>157443467Come on, you think anyone on that team was getting into Vanderbilt on the strength of their highschool GPA?
>>157443443his moms leaks are crazysquirt
1 week until football
Sources: Alabama has named Keelon Russell the team’s starting quarterback. He won the job on camp over Austin Mack.
>>157443656>black bama qb meme continues. Mack will be starting by week 6.
>>157443965as opposed to the Caucasian Austin Mack
>>157443965nah this guy is actually really good. He's the best Texas high school QB in a really long time, passing up Kyler from some years back. Dude should probably be a top 5 NFL draft pick in a couple years.
last one
>>157435622>oklahoma fag pretending to be a texas fag admitting pre season defeat to oklahoma Yep it’s college football season
>>157445623Milroe was also the “best Texas HS QB in a long time” thoughbiet
>>157445811not true, Milroe was a 4 star prospect iirc. Russell is rated higher than Bryce Young and Tua.
>>157445823Damn you’re right I can’t believe he wasn’t considered a 5 star really. If he was just coachable he could have easily been a star defensive back or something
I keep having dreams ablut my favorite team losing the opener badlySafe to say vibes are bad
>>157442452They do these international week 0 games because it gives the teams time to travel there and recover from the travel back home. Also students aren't on campus yet at all schools and the weather can be pretty miserable in most of the US this time of year so that's another reason to move the games.Currently the only NCAA exceptions to play in week 0 are you play in another country, you play at Hawaii, you play a team that plays at Hawaii or you are Hawaii. Teams playing at Hawaii are allowed to schedule a 13th game to make up the money it costs to travel there. The idea is they can use week 0 to avoid playing 13 straight games without a bye. Those exceptions go away next season, meaning anyone can play anywhere in week 0 and we should really start calling it week 1.
Notable CFB win milestones that are possible this year:>1000 winsOhio State needs to win 10 more games to reach 1000 winsAlabama (12)In the next 2-3 years Texas, Notre Dame and Oklahoma will get there>900 winsUSC (8)Tennessee (13)>800 winsWest Virginia (5)Virginia Tech (12)>700 winsRutgers (2)>600 winsToledo (2)Mississippi State (3)Washington State (4)Middle Tennessee (7)Sam Houston State (7)Tulane (7)Troy (8)Florida State (10)Iowa State and Kansas State (12)>400 winsJames Madison (9)>100 winsUTSA (2)FIU (5)South Alabama (6)
>>157442452>>157446143This is a professional league. They should be playing 16 games. There
>>157445667you just know
Oregon is going to win. Hopefully this means they get their Nike money turned down after this season. Hate those faggots so much. It was going to be between Texas and Oregon but given the news out of both camps I’m confident in which of these two has the ability to get it done. My dark horse is Miami. Nobody else has a prayer except Indiana and Ohio state.
>>157447593sorry about being retarded and wrong about everythingou is going to win it all you're welcome
>>157447593>texas is Back>oregon will finally get it together in the post seasonLMAOOregon got destroyed last yearTexas needed refball vs ASU LMFAO EVEN
>>157447604Good looking team but those recievers are sus for me.
Have any new teams worked their way into the bangwagon class yet? Ohio State, Michigan, Alabama, Georgia, Notre Dame, Miami and USC are the common ones I see. If I see someone wearing their gear, I just assume they wouldn't know shit about those teams if I had a convo with them. I would probably know more about "their team" than they do. Do the bandwagon bros have the ballsack to buy and wear Indiana merchandise? I'd think only the most shameless shitbirds would do that.
>>157447627It’s not last year lil bro it’s this year
>>157447640*Meant to add Texas as well.
>>157447593>Oregon is going to win.Win what? The Big10? Maybe. Oregon has choked away so many years of great talent that it's just silly to pick them to win the NC until they actually win it.
>>157447651Texas is out. They lost a starting linebacker and all American tackle in camp. And word is arch still has shit tier accuracy.
>>157447638it's one of the stronger wr rooms in the secif mateer can see or hit them remains to be seen
>>157447682Oregon is going to win a national championship. They have a legitimate NFL defense. I don’t care if Dan Lanning is the coach equivalent of J.J. McCarthy. It’s just overwhelmingly good and experienced football players. Their reciever room is also out of this world.
>>157447682he was DOWN!
>>157447688They never had a chance. Their offense can’t EXECUTE. Because sark is a drunk retard lol firing his DC after last year is the funniest thing ever. Sark used up his last excuse. This time next year he will be living in a van by the river drinking boxed wine and throwing around piss jugs
>>157447640T-shirt fans should be rounded up and shot.
>>157447738He clearly wasn't
lawd mercy. is it college footsbaw season already? going to have to gets out my stationary and makes me a list of the most egregious rambunctious bucks in the fields this year. a buck breakin' bucket list if you will.
what did that Texas linebacker do to get thrown off the team two weeks before the first game?
>>157448278It was a safety at TCU. He sucker punched a teammate in the locker room, then kept attacking him after he was unconscious.
>>157448439No, a Texas linebacker just got throw off the team today.
>>157448278Just being a punk bitch. He wants to play middle linebacker and had last weight in the offseason. Came in I want to say weighing 208 pounds. Just too fucking small and he didn’t practice all spring because of a shoulder injury. He had lost his job over this and I’m sure he chimped out over being a backup. He also lead the team in missed tackles last year while also coming off the bench. I don’t think it’s THAT big of a loss. I suspect the 5 star freshman Tyler Atkinson had also supplanted him and he was third string at the time. So it was a mega chimp out.
>>157448476feel sorry for the university janitor who has to clean up all those bananas.
I have actually slipped on a banana peel once before. I wonder what percentage of people have actually slipped on a banana peel in a cartoonish fashion like I have. Busted my fucking ass in a Walmart parking lot.
Any of you fags teams scrimmages showing the offense dominating the defense? I assume defensive domination is nearly universal
>>157448576100% of Aggies have cartoonishly slipped on a banana peel I guarantee it.
>>157448595>I assume defensive domination is nearly universalIt is, and if you hear your team's defense is getting rekt in camp you should be concerned. Defenders benefit yugely from playing hundreds of snaps all offseason against the same players/formations/playcaller. It's part of why NFL defenses are so much better than college defenses. There are plenty of NFL defenders who have played double digit games against Mahomes, Burrow, Allen and Lameme, which helps them read and react much faster. In college it's not possible for players to get that much experience against any one opponent.
>>157447691Is it? I’d put it after Florida, Texas, LSU, A&M, Alabama. For sure you’re already looking middle of the pack and I haven’t really looked into what the bottom half of the conference has.
>>157423542Remember that one Miamanon that was like>what, is Beck gonna throw a SEVENTH interception? >It's statistically impossible
What the hell is going on in Austin?
>>157448278>>157448476Dare I even bother asking what race he is?
>>157448451Too many socioeconomic factors going on for me to keep up
>>157448868Who is the players parent threatening to expose things? lolSark is such a fucking shit lol their player who got a DUI last year already told the cops all about how the recruits are going to some strip club as high schoolers
>>157448943Not shocking. When I was at ass to mouth, our sister chapter at keksass got busted for taking 16 year old legacies to some BYOB titty bar on the outskirts of town. We were pissed about it because at A&M we would’ve been kicked off campus for that.
>>157448868Sark is an addict. They're great at grifting and cons, out of necessity from hiding their problem. I guarantee his entire shtick prior to his comeback hire was>I'm born again!>I can be good like I was those 4 games as head coach where I wasn't drunk! >Just give me one more chance! >I'm in the program! I'm a good Christian man!>What's a few million dollars a year, boss?I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the bottle again after some of the planning decisions that were made last year.
>>157448868What the fuck you are doing here Sooner? You come to /cfb/ and asking us what going on Austin like you some fucking police? Who are you?Every time ANYTHING Texas you Oklahoma people come running running. "Oh what happen Texas?? What going on Austin?? Trouble in Austin??" Bhenchod worry your own fucking team! Why always Texas Texas Texas in your mouth??You sitting Norman reading every Texas rumor like old aunty reading neighbor WhatsApp. Then come HERE asking question. Fucking shameless.Nothing is happening. Some bullshit people talking bullshit and you jumping like monkey because you hoping Texas having problem. This is what you want no? Then just fucking say it. Don't come doing this "Sooner fan here just curious what going on guys" bullshit. We know why you here.Go back Oklahoma board. Talk your own team. Talk your own coach. Talk whatever fuck you people doing there. Why you needing Texas information so badly??October coming soon my friend. Then you finding out what going on Austin. I will drop stinky butter chicken shit on your street you keep these actions up. And sorry to all other Longhorn brother here for my language. I am getting very angry when Sooner coming here and putting nose in business. I should not saying so many bad word. Hook them horn. (I have 10 cousins who just came over on HB1 who I am turning into big fans. We are growing so much! India and Austin, TX much love!)BTW, if you get call from unfamiliar number, most likely cousin Ajaramrar. He will ask for code. Please do the needful. - Raj Patel Vikam Ramaswammy Vikem Patel Patel Aramaja Raj Raj PatelPatel Gas Stop | Owner Round Rock, TXQuality Stay Complete | Owner Round Rock and FriscoPatel Call Center | General Manager
>>157448811yes, it is near the top lsu and texas are clearly better
>>157449061Newfag. Everyone knows sark is a better coach when he’s drunk. His problem now is sobriety.
>>157448943whoever this guy is
>>157447738disagree
>>157449098Backward name having ass. It should be Howard Hayward. lol but yeah he’s a freshman with no prayer of getting playing time. Not sure what he thinks he could expose.
>>157449098Sounds like a helicopter parent who is butthurt daddy's special boy isn't starting
>>157449147if you thought penn state was bad wait until you hear what sark does when he drinks
>>157448892>Ty'Anthony SmithI'm going to skip the early life on this one
>>157449071He never had double digit wins in a season until Texas when he had his rebirth. His record was 46-35 as a head coach before Texas. It would appear pilled up Sark is a worse coach.
>>157449343Having a good record at Texas in the NIL era doesn’t mean very much. You have a top 3 or so budget in the sport you should win a lot of games.
>>157449071My high school football coach was a massive alcoholic and we all loved him and would run through a brick wall for him. When he inevitably got fired for off the field reasons everyone hated the replacement lol.
>>157449368Sark is an incredibly mid head coach. Always has been. He should be be giving Nick Saban foot rubs to give Miss Terry a break during the offseason for resurrecting his career and getting him a payday at Texas.
1 Week
Pretty sad where my life is that cfb season starting feels like some major victory and reason for optimism
>>157451118It's always signaled the end of hot and humid days, high power bills from running the AC 24/7 to being able to open the windows, wearing a nice pullover on a crisp morning, taking casual walks without a gallon of sweat dripping down my balls. That is where my optimism this time of year comes from. The college football is just the cherry on the top.
>>157451118Gaylord
>>157450921God i wish I could habe a heifer
>>157451118It’s okay bro. 95% of people are going to have mediocre lives and it’s okay if you just enjoy the simple things. Better than being delusional and perpetually frustrated and discontent which is a fast track to being a druggie
>>157451284just get a girl cook for hersneak in extra calories if she doesn't want to chub up
>>157451284why?
>>157451313Because chubby girls are much better in bed
>>157450921I would gladly suffocate to death under the titties of the one on the right as she rode me.
someone post that k state trio. love the one with the plump set of jugs.
>>157451118Labor Day through Thanksgiving is the best part of the year
>>157451118
>>157451284Go to an ag school, preferably in the Big 12
>>157451811thank you anon. chick on the left is the best one posted in these threads. just perfect winter weather slam pig.
>>157450921This dude's gf dumped him the next day, right? Crying in front of your woman is speed running the ick.
>10 day thread is still upgrim
>>157451927mostly because some dumb son of a bitch split the thread
>>157451946cope. Mods would've deleted it then
>>157451909dunno ive never cried in my life
>>157451909Yes lol. You can cry in front of your gf if you are talking about the death of a family member or something but crying like that from a football game is incredibly beta and feminine >>157451927There are 2 threads. This one feel like it has 12 people maybe
>>157451993It's still up >>157317349
fuck it baking a new /cfb/
>>157451946It was me and id do it again. That’s what you get for failing to put /cfb/ in the body of the thread and making it not come up when searched.
>>157452118I was calling whoever made the other thread a dumb son of a bitch for not putting /cfb/ in the title and also everyone else is a stupid son of bitch for continuing to post in that one.
>>157451993don't you have a cricket thread to post in Raj?
>>157451909I refuse to believe this dude is crying over the football game. It's Colorado. He might have took some shrooms and is just fucking freaking out or something. Having a horrible trip. It happens.
>>157451909I remember this night. I was shit posting on here and called it a night at halftime of this game because Colorado was winning like 28-0. Woke up the next morning to see this result and some no name WR cooked Hunter for like 250 yards.
>>157452297hes crying because they blew a 29-0 halftime lead lol
>>157452585And because it was a Friday night game so he knew all of /cfb/ was watching and posting Coach Primate memes as they blew it
>>157452697>falls to his kneesdamn, looks like someone is getting demoted on the favorite son tier list
>>157452807Shilo was always the real piece of shit of the family. No talent. chimped and beat some security guard's ass. Shedookie at least has a thimble of talent and hasn't done anything violent. At least not yet.
>>157452910i like when he got himself ejected from a fuckin preseason game
Do so many Indians go to Texas because their mascot is a cow?
Where is he playing next year?
>>157453454>5'7 140Junior college
>>157453364The administration thought their minority status would boost their rankings. Not even joking. They thought they were a different breed of “Asian” than “Asian American.”t. PhDanon
>>157454237Pic related finishes withHigher Education: Fostering joint engineering research and academic alignments between Indian institutions and Texas Tier-1 research universities.>>157453364
>>157453454Mercer
Should I bet one thousand dollars on Oregon winning the natty ? Feels like easy money desu
while you chuds were gooning to your favorite team I created a betting app.
>>157462129While you were partying with girls I studied derivatives. While you enjoyed friendship I was mastering python. While you were moving into your own apartment I was at mom’s house biohacking. And now that the barbarians are at the gate you have the nerve to ask ME for help? Hah not a chance kiddo.
Ohio state is the betting underdog for week two vs Texas. Easiest money of my life is betting on Ohio state
Keep a respectful tone when you reply to me. I could fuck up 90% of you with ease
Was Indiana doing anything special last year on offense? Like the way they did triple RPOs or something? Was the magic in the system or mendoza weaponized autism
>>157462654cignetti autism. he didn't even practice them long, just like an hour and a half of perfect execution
>>157462749He is so full of shit they probably had short walk through practices because they spent 10 hours a day watching film like NFL teams do or something like this.
>>157462654No, cigs trick was using a team full of 25 year olds versus kids
Sark was talking about how great his culture is and then has to kick a starter off the team two weeks before the season. Lmao I bet he was on pills. Teams take on the personality of the coach! Same with johntay cook a few years ago. A sark locker room is full of junkies!
S O O N E R SOONERSOKA LA HOMA
>>157463948nothing could go wrong giving urban city youths who can barely read 6 or 7 figures a year being 18 years old.
>>157462129bet the house on this bussy
Imagine not being a fan of THE Ohio state
people still look at whats going on with lsu football and basketball and blame will wade or lane kiffin.No...thats just LSU. They have been the lowest grade trash program in all of sports history the last 30 years. You.Do.Not.Hate.LSU.Enough.
>>157465606the gators are worse
>Schefter] The Browns are waiving tight end Dae’Quan Wright and, if he clears waivers, he has an agreement in place for the 2026 season to play for LSU, per agents Drew Rosenhaus and Kyle Lincoln. Wright is believed to be the first player who could play for an NFL team, and then go back to play CFB
>>157465702>it's yet another episode of "Southern retards killing CFB because of how fucking desperate they are to win"
>>157465702Lane Kiffin is a loser for even attempting this. Threatening the status quo just to hear his name in the news
>>157465702>Kiffin pulls publicity stuntShooketh, I be, by this stunning revelation. Who could have foreseen this but the brightest minds in collegiate athletics.
>>157466255Anon, Lane Kiffin is from California.
My shitty Tar Heels are going to lose every game this year
>>157467418Probably, unless I get digits then their only win will be against the i*ish
>>157467418ETSU is 1 win
>Georgia Southern is naming Max Johnson its starting quarterback, a source tells @On3.Dude's freshman year in college was before COVID.
>>157467974There's a 9th year LB for Montana who was in the same signing class as Amon Ra St. Brown and JT Daniels
>>157425482It unfortunately do be like this on a gameday>t. LSU alum
uh? what the fuck?>Fresno State is naming Cam Rising its starting quarterback, a source tells @On3.
>>157447738What part of his body is down in this image?
>>157465606Don't think it's just LSU taking advantage of loopholes and legalise at the moment. Ever heard of Trinidad Chambliss?
>>157468450Right leg. Anything on the ground besides hands or feet means you are down.
YOUR MIAMI HURRICANES ARE THE 2026-27 COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS
>>157465606I have been saying it man. Weeks ago I was telling everyone to watch out. LSU is single handedly destroying the sport. CFB is going to resemble the NFL when its all said and done because of these moron.
>>157468517Looks not down to me
What the fuck is this week zero shitI don't remember seeing that before this year
>>157403891Fucking kek
>>157469283Your ignorance of something doesn't mean it didn't exist.
>>157469537That is simply irrelevant
>Dae'Quan Wright going back to college after being in the NFLHoly shit CFB is an absolute joke and beyond saving at this point. Now you can be a college player, sign with an NFL team, be there all throughout preseason, get cut, and just go back playing with college kids. How the fuck do we save CFB at this point? Can we just have a hard 4 year limit like they used to? None of this redshirt bullshit either. You want to play football after college, go to the NFL, UFL, Canada, Europe, or even Japan. Can't make it in any of those leagues, then either kill yourself, get a real, or be a criminal.
Surely schools are gotten threaten to boycott LSU like they did with TTech, right?
>>157463475new meta innit
>>157469283https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Week_0
>>157469658I think there should be a simple age cutoff. Whatever football you can fit into your career before that age is fair game. BYU would whine about it because they claim they have to have older players since so many of them are Mormon who do a couple of years as missionaries after high school. All of college football shouldn't be held hostage by the religious choice, especially since the LDS church itself says missions, while encouraged, are not required, and there are other ways to provide service to the church. The only iffy thing about the age cut off is should it be absolute, meaning if you turn the cutoff age during the middle of the season, you're out, or if there should be a cut off date like the start of the season? High school already has to deal with this and schools used to nudge their calendars around to exploit the fact that September is a high birth month and also the most popular start date for schools. Even moving the start date around by one week can give a school's football program a slight edge. Most state athletic associations now have standardized the cutoff date statewide. For college football, maybe it would be set to July 1st, since that's the switch over between seasons now.
https://youtu.be/1xhcCmRkAoY?is=4o-2Bw8Ffek5ydYzWe're so back!
Roll Tide
>>157470421You really think the ncaa wants to get their bussy gaped again in court?Only Congress can do something which they won't. Trump can order an eo which will get blocked and taco
>>157469283>cfb posters
>>157470421>>157471100The NCAA did pass an age-based rule. They eliminated redshirts and gave everyone 5 years to play 5 years with a clock starting when when you either turn 19 or enroll in college. The only exceptions for extra years now are religious missions, military service or pregnancy. These NFL losers coming back are class of 2022 guys that ran out of eligibility after playing 4 years. They were specifically excluded from the 5 for 5 rule and sued to force the NCAA into giving them a 5th year of eligibility.
>>157462654No, it was a case of a team doing exactly what their coaching staff wanted. Cig brought guys with him that knew how to run his system and has an eye for overlooked athletes that would do well on his team. it was all execution in the end.
I don’t like what this sport has turned into
>>157463475Miami's starters were older.
>>157469283Autistic faggot I know you were making this exact same post last year
>>157469658>falling for the pay the players meme while somehow believing it won't become professional footballThe NCAA will lose all their court cases but still get the last laugh.
>Tennessee is starting a true freshman >black QB
>>157472417Trust the plan
>>157471952The major FBS schools will eventually just split off and create their own league outside of the NCAA. They'll get a massive TV & streaming deal out of it too, something that dwarf what they get from the individual conference networks. It'll more and more resemble the promotion/relegation system that soccer has.
Texas Tech MahomiesWelcome back /cfb/
>>157471397Just don't root for a team with a monster energy logo on the uniform
>>157472821Welcome back
>>157472846I'd rather have logos on jerseys and the field than ads every 2 minutes.
>>157473093It's not an either or option doebeit
>>157473093I'd rather have ads every two minutes. 1) I'm big into watching football with q hot chick, and you need those ads to give her time to talk about whatever bs she wants to talk about. When game is one she shuts the fuck up and everyone is happy If you're into football has a social event you need those ads to socialize at parties and sports bars (which are a big party when our local team plays). The primary way I make friends in a new neighborhood is going to the neighborhood bar to watch our team play and I need those ads to socialize As for /sp/ purposes I need more ads as I'm always getting behind because I'm shit posting so much But yeah if I was watching in solitude i would just record the game and fast forward thru the ads
>>157473093That's ok you get both
>>157392193Let's go Louisville. Hope we can upset Ole miss week #1 in Nashville
>>157473093>this silly goy thinks commercial breaks are going away(((They))) realized the goyim will keep watching even after double dipping on ad revenue streams
>>157473286This 100% but idk how social the average anon is, most of them are probably watching alone. I don't watch games unless it's social, instead why wouldn't you just watch the highlights on youtube after with zero ads?
>>157473721I watch most games alone nowadays. My friends from college are all married and having kids now, which means no more going to games or watch parties. If we're lucky there's one game this year I might be able to go to with a friend. I still have fun shitposting on /cfb/ all Saturday while I'm watching games and eating slop and slowly getting drunker, but it's definitely not the good old days anymore.
>>157474303go to games solo
>>157471801No that was me. I've been saying there is no such thing as week 0
We should nuke Baton Rouge
>>157472821DARKNESS! DARKNESS EVERYBODY! DARKNESS IS SPREADING!
>>157475194Ever been? It already looks like it's been nuked a couple times. I don't think nuking it would do much damage at all.
>>157475168Get rid of Fagsville and bring back Larry, then I'll stop complaining about the commercials
>>157475168No.
>>157475217Dr. Pepper commercials have been ass for a solid decade, they need a new marketing team
Lousiana Statpadding Uncs
I can’t respect the pac 12 because they have a female commissioner
FCS, DII, & DIII starts Thursday @ 6pm EST. Who is everyone watching?
Call Paul
>>157475304I'll check Fordham University this season. Apparently they have a full-blooded™ italian in the roster
>>157475351>milanSpiritually French. Or Austrian, but that’s rare.
>>157475351>Italian>DBKind of based just because whites rarely get to play DB.I'm going to watch a bit of each team to see who runs an offense I like. I'll then track them. FCS has The Citadel running the Flexbone, so I'll follow them for sure.
>>157475351we need more Giuseppes in cfb
>>157467974is he the last remaining player that played in the shoe toss game still in cfb?
>>157475259There's going to be a lot of walking back comments once (You)r team does the same thing.
>>157475441My team's 2025 uncs were good enough to make NFL rosters
>>157475901
>>157475486ha ha gay how topical
>>157475984lol winfeld absolutely shook that cops hand in response to this gamecocks player getting bumped in the tunnel
>>157476142Winfeld sounds like a slave name
>>157476167>win>feldblack, and jew owned.
>>157476167>>157476192i made a typo, its actually winfield
So can Jordan Love come back next season for Notre Dame?
>>157475984The seething that shit caused was glorious. They blamed the whole damn team choking on that one cop (who quietly went back to working game days)
>>157476207Sorry to hear you're (they're) dumb.
When the Haves and Have Nots split apart, do the Have Nots still have to play the Haves?
>>157476545Hopefully you Have a high aptitude to Not live anymore.
>>157476559Well, you're wrong
>4 months of filler until we get to see teams get exposed
>>157476563Unfortunately, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed :-)
>>157476589You will never win, just like your team
Bump limit reached. Migrate>>157317349
>>157476599Good comeback champ
Eastern Michigan really has a guy named Knigga
