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My gay ass yanks edition
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Alkies get the rope
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Why can’t Kirk lose weight
Doesn’t this nigga train in the gym
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>red sux are never winning again this season so he just has gay jokes

typical
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>>157334705
I only drink socially because it cancels out the tism
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blue jays might win the world series
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latinx moment
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>yfw the red sux can't beat the last place jays because /sp/ exposed their MIT cheating
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>>157334705

lmao try and get me bitch
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>>157334708
hasn’t his family suffered enough?
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i love anime
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>butterglove
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that was vlad's world series
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I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
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dodgers
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RUN FATTY RUN
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You think “the rope” means a noose. I mean, I’ll be taking extra zinc before seeing you ;)
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I'm sorry White Sox for dooming after yesterday's game.
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red socks cheat and lose kek
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Based Fatrrero
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>>157334740
As a dodgers fan this is my world series
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>>157334697
My gayankees :)
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>yfw the red sux are never winning again this season because their offense was exposed by /sp/ for cheating with MIT
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>>157334741
LOOK AT THAT FLUBBER FLY
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>>157334740
Did the camera guy thought it was gone?
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BREGGY BEAR BLAST X3
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>>157334740
As a cubs fan this is my worst nightmare
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I bet a lot of old black women called Vlad “puddin” and it went to his head.
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>>157334749
doyerpaco cameraman thought that was gone kek
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>Doyle is good
>Castillo is good.
Did the White Sox actually make 200iq trades?
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BIG ERN WITH THE BIG WALK IN RUN
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Luis Castillo is DEALING
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>red cucks
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Chad Tracy why are we walking Gimenez there?
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Whats with the Red Sox? I thought they were good?
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red sox were definitely cheating. I doubt we'll ever get the full story cuz manfred will sweep it under the rug.
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Real fans watch the game on TV alone while wearing jerseys
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springer sac fly
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Why not the Tampa Bag Raze, a crossover with Rockstar for GTA coming out? Maybe that poor fuck flyover team could get a nickel or two for once
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kn-ACK bros we are so back
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never trust a nigga named Seth
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Is Lombard the next Jeter??
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LUKES BUSTS THIS GAME WIDEOPEN
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my jasy
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this is literally my world series.
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JFC THIS IS HILARIOUS. WE'RE NEVER LOSING EVER AGAIN AND THE SUX ARE NEVER WINNING EVER AGAIN
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Get fucked red sucks
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Based Grish
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Yankees lead
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I’ll always take Boston in the fucked up east coast accent awards
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>>157334816
the next jeter downs
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bunt trannys kek
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As a Cubs fan I'm a man that dresses up as a woman
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WHY IS GABE SPEIER STILL IN THE MAJORS LOL THIS GUY IS FUCKING TRASH
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Jays
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Man I miss Panama jaysbro we’re all laughing at the red soxs for you
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> "MIT cheating" rumor surrounding the Boston Red Sox is a joke and conspiracy theory spread by frustrated rival fans on social media. It claims the team is using MIT technology to hack opposing PitchCom systems during their hot streak, which has no basis in fact
How come googles AI is such a cuck?
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spread the word, dem jaysies are back!
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As a person who lives east of the continental divide, I’m barely literate and need to count strikes with both hands which is why I love baseball!
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The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game.
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>>157334863
what about vlad?
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where's the dude who posts the long fanfics about fucking ALS Langs
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GoogleAI won’t even address the Mets-child sacrifice connection or the Cleveland eugenics program
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>>157334802
why would i watch a game on tv with other people...
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>>157334861
this would probably be possible if anyone tried
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>>157334858
Forgot to turn on the VPN
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I can feel a vladdy homer coming
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>>157334858
he got killed by a coconut sadly. his kind's natural predator
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>named outman
>strikes out
with a name like that he should have been a pitcher
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>>157334871
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
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>>157334880
?
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I KNEW ADLEY SHITMAN WAS GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING HAHAHAHA
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LMAOOOO BACK TO BACK NIGHTS GETTING MINDFUCKED BY THE CLUTCH ARAB

M’S NATION, YOUR THOUGHTS?
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>>157334858
aren't you the panama blow gays fan?
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>>157334881
Maybe tomorrow
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>Jizz Jizzholm
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Here comes Jizz the rally killer
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>>157334895
YOUR SEASON IS OVER RED SUX TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>157334900
I’m saying I miss him
Is my ESL this bad?
>>157334908
We’re rooting for the same team
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Hi guys I think my MLB app might be bugged it says the demon red sox got fucked by "Myles Straw" after intentionally walking "Andres Gimenez"
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Based Jizz
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THROW A FUCKING STRIKE SPEIER YOU FUCKING RETARD

NEPO PIECE OF ABORTION LEFTOVER SHIT
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>>157334914
Your english is fine, that guy is just a retard.
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>>157334903
Da Braves!
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IM WALK-IN HEA
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>>157334908
>>157334914
Yankee fan IQs lmao
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3 pitch strike out all fastballs is the most kino pitch sequence
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HOLY SHIT IMAGINE BEING WORSE THAN BABOONE

MARINERS NEED TO SELL THE TEAM
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omg
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Some knuckleballing faggot is blowing the game
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Dan Wilson to alacatraz
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at least schneider learned to take the shitter out before he actually loses the game
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gg tigs
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Knuckleballs? But enough about my ex wife
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>walking a guy whos 2-24 to face Jazz Chisolm
Huh?
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LETS GO VARLAND
SHUT THIS TRASH TEAM DOWN
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STOP THE COUNT
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>>157333511
you used to be our gay little brother who we made fun of for doing stupid shit (small scale), but over the last decade, you've turned into our troon xister that we don't want any semblance to
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Yesterday Ozzie was surprised there was never a Jewish Pope.
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>pooriners
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>>157334968
Varland mogs Chapman real talk.
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>>157334728
the cope is real with Altuve's kiddos
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seattle memekeks lose again world series never ever
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>>157334971
goddamn, you’re an actual schizophrenic
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Which Red Sux regular season collapse was greater? 2026 or 2011?
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The Atlanta Braves have now won more games in 2026 than they did in 2025
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>>157334894
KEK
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>mariners_suicide.png
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Why don’t they just build another giant wall but out in right field this time
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>>157334982
this was meant for >>157333511
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>>157334985
Enjoy your 1st round loss to the Phillies
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>>157334990
Should convert this to .jpg and save hard drive space
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>>157334985
they also have MVP runner up Olson on their team; just no way for him to catch PCA given Olson takes a huge DH penalty
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>RED KEKS
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>>157334995
you’re still a schizophrenic
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>>157334983
No one here remembers 2011 we were all in elementary school
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>>157334999
do I look like I know what a jpg is?
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FIRE DAN 3 MONTHS AGO
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So...we're doin this, huh. We're doing the ole' blue jays meme into the third wild card with an 81-81 record thing.
Yeah, not sure how I feel about it.
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>>157334998
is this what pegging is?
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>POOPER
LMAO
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You just know God has a whole hard drive of tiffs and flacs of every game the mariners have ever lost that he watches projected on the heavens as a sign of his glory
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>>157335008
you must be born before 9/11 to be here
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>>157335013
jpegging actually
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>>157334996
>Phillies
At the rate they're going those faggots aren't even making the postseason
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>>157335011
Might actually happen after this series
This is abysmal
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Based head rick
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[VV]
Cubs [W]in!!!
gg nats see ya tomorro[w]
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Drew Romo proving that he is better than Quero this game.
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>trade castillo
>immediately finds cy young form

Bravo jerry
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>>157334998
why do you have this saved?
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>>157335043
That’s how it works. Guys usually leave Seattle and get better
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Rays run the AL East with an iron fist while the rest of the cucks argue about who’s making the wild card
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>>157334998
I don’t even know what this is but I’m sure it’s some kind of faggot shit that didn’t need to be posted
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>>157335043
Sorry, kid we got god on our side.
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>>157335055
agreed
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>>157335046
to pwn the dodgers
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Remember when the mariners had Ken Griffey Jr and still couldn’t win a World Series?
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>>157334975
Varland is the last /mlb/ pitcher.
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>>157335064
Doyers @ Royales thread
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>>157335058
What the fuck is that
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How's the weather down there Orioles
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Went to the doyer game on Monday. Bought the tickets over a month ago, had no idea it was gonna be Skubal's first start at home. Got the Max Muncy game 7 HR bobblehead. Boy am I a happy little goy right now :)
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Only in Seattle can you retire the same number twice lmao
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Time to watch the dodgers vs royals.
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>Castillo 7IP 1H 10K
Mariners got fleeced by the Sox
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>>157335072
Fuckin retard can’t make a proper gamethread lol
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>>157335066
Remember when they still had fans despite being perennially shit and it made doyer & stankee front runners seethe endlessly
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>>157335087
Not enough WPR+ for ya?
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>>157335072
Why the hell would you make a seperate thread you goof ball
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>>157335072
Sorry Paco, your main thread is going to be spammed with "Freddie :)", "Mookie Slap", and "What does Ohtranny even do"
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If we didn’t have Louis varland we would be elimnated from playoff contention lol
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>>157335081
>didn't already list it on ebay while at the game
missed opportunity, now you'll be lucky to sell it for $300
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Remember Ichiro and how he couldn’t get a World Series in Seattle?
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>mariners_suicide_again.gif
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>>157335097
Teamies go in the title dummy
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cam on yankees score another 5 runs
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>>157335077
I am too sober enough to drive
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Blue Jays no longer in last place :)
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you're now aware that less than 2 weeks ago, Mariners were first place in their division
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>>157335066
So funny that their best year didn't even have Griffey Jr playing for them
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>>157335107
As much as Rogers can do, Varland has 26 saves, dude is a tank.
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I doubt Seranthony was properly knighted.
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>>157335128
ENOUGH ABOUT THE MARINERS
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>>157335111
I have another still-in-box but I'd rather give it away to a friend :))
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>>157335139
trade him to the cubs so he can be a hedge knight
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>>157335112
To have both Ichiro and King Felix at the same time and not even play in October is an act of terrorism.
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Holy fuck if the yankees were at full strength
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>>157335144
>if I had one.jpg
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>>157335073
Pope Leo XIV
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>>157335156
Tbqh, the tale of this season.
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The Yankees will never hold all the belts and be the undisputed champion
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SOX WIN
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>>157335156
now that they got rid of volpe i'm scared
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>I HURT MYSELF
>TODAY
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Why does my yankee make ya seethe
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>>157335156
beating the shitattle mariners is like winning the world series to yanknadians
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>Cygames announces they're just sponsoring the WS ring giveaway for a game and all they're going to do promotion wise is have their logo on ads in the stadium
>doggiedoos are unironically convinced they're going to have anime girls singing the national anthem and take me out to the ball game and doing uma musume concerts during the game
poor weebs, hololive really spoiled them
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>>157335191
cringe

didn't even read
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ITFDB
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>TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
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Stop making fun of Buster :( thats so mean
>>
NCDP
>>
I think the mariners suck
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Straight busta
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>I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
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>>157334697
kill all fags and them
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>peaked too soon

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
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>>157335209
KWABOTY candidate???
>>
ITFDB
>>
>Seattle only has 4 hall of famers
LMAO
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>hello kitty night
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>>157335217
>peaked too soon

No. Got caught cheating too soon. MLB launched an investigation last week based on a tip. Red Sox haven't won since.
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>THE ONLY THING THAT’S REAL
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>>157335217
GOOD! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!
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ohhh Meredith
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>>157335242
>active franchise
Can you even call them that?
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Its over for the maritrannys

I cant think of more overrated players than Julio Rodriguez and Pooper Raleigh
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Yankees win!
/mlb/ loses
Say the line /mlb/
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>>157335238
why do you lie?
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>>157335242
They're the protagonists of the sport though, I hope to be here still when they eventually win
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>>157335246
rug muncher
she plays for the other team
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>>157335250
>altuve's kid doesn't know it's the mlb
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>>157335246
ugly
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>>157335247
They actively disappoint me
>>
The Yankees just scored 10 runs something they haven't don’t since their July 9th blowout of the Tampa Bay Rays.
>>
Boston has culcha, what’s New York have besides ass fuckin on the subway and Mamdani’s sharia law
>>
2026 Mest
lose
>mfw
spend 388 million dollars on payroll
lose
>mfw
soto goes on the IL
lose
>mfw
fire the manager
lose
>mfw
soto returns
lose
>mfw
homosex pride day
lose
>mfw
lindor returns
lose
>mfw
owner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS
lose
>mfw
soto goes back on the IL
lose
>mfw

lolmest
o
l
m
e
s
t
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Hey how do you hack a pitch com? asking for a friend
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>>157335265
Infrastructure
>>
Scoring ten runs is basically winning the World Series to the Yankees
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you're laughing... there are starving children in boston who haven't eaten since last week and you're laughing
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love me some witty
>>
doggiedoos kek!
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feDUccia
cagliaONe
ITALIANO
>>
ESPN broadcasters are so shit
>He's trying to figure out how to not let this run score
No shit? That's like the entire point of the game
>>
nice catch tuckie
>>
In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball Edition

mest lose. mest are now 53-69, 16 games under

June 12, 2025
mest win
mest are 45-24

June 13, 2025
gay pride night at shitifield
mest lose

In 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.

The mest are 91 and 124 since allowing the black troon to sing the national anthem while the gay flag was showing on the big scoreboard on gay pride night June 13, 2025 though August 12, 2026

It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
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>>157335282
they're losing to the roylols and you're laughing
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>>157335265
>what culture does the cultural capital of the western world have?
HURRR
DURRRRRRRR
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>>157335307
mark vientos is completely retarded, but he should get a free pass since he seems like a bro
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>>157335307
>still calling it go woke go broke and not pride cometh before the fall
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>Lauer

What a bum
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>>157335307
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caught the corner
STEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE THREEEEEEE
>>
lauer is a bum, got out of that by the skin of his teeth
>>
I'm waiting for the good Dodgers pitcher to show up
>>
yuge break for Lauer
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>>157335335
juuuuuuuuuuust a bit inside
>>
Missed one hitter, hit another, gave up numerous pop flys. This is going to be a real slurper
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>>157335348
not to worry. knack was brought up to piggyback jic
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thank you blue. the check's in the mail.
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so kawaii
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>>
ktani
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>sinker 96+
aren't they supposed to be like 92-94?
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>>157335359
reminder: that is a human school girl who just thinks (and sees herself) as a kitten
>>
New York niggas be like “getting mugged and eating from a cart” is culture
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>>157335370

I feel like hello kitty is a meme forced on Americans since the 90’s
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Pitch me a script for a yellow themed horror movie called “Bullpens”
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>>157335370
what about keropi?
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never challenge again, you stupid troglodyte
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What the fuck was that challenge
>>
Hello Pedo night
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>first inning
>nobody on base
>pitch clearly in the zone
better challenge!
>>
andyP does whatever he wants, baby
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>>157335257
Gay
>>
How do I get my wife to be more sexual do I get her underwear or what
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>>157335390
so i take it you're taking in the festivities
>>
> Daniel Lynch IV
Does this guy come from some old slave owning Southern aristocrat family?
>>
Filling your mouth with Irish Stu means something else in Boston apparently
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>>157335394

Let her have sex with black men
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>>157335384
>>157335387
UR DUR
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Yeah dodgers aren’t winning this
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>>157335394
Do you really want me to tell you how to fuck your wife, anon?
Think before you answer
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>>157335406
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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if ohtani hits a homer I'll post the tits
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>>157335403
yeah, it means to eat a hearty stew with potatoes and lamb, what does it mean in NYC? something gay I suppose
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>>157335394
Just have an affair like a real man.
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>>157335413
do tell
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>>157335413
I want you to tell me how to get to the fucking
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someone fuck my ass
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>>157335423
Step 1: don’t be you
Step 2: be the guy that’s fucking her behind your back
>>
my heart rate is 185 while running, but I'm 35; am I going to die?
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>>157335422

I used to get head at the teslas charging station by random women off instagram. I do not recommend this when you’re married
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>>157335394
I fucked her
>>
alright that's prob the last abs challenge Andy will get for a while
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>>157335433
Only if you run away from the hospital
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>>157335419
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>>157335433
eventually, yes.
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>>157335433
yes but at least you're fucking your wife, right?
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>>157335433
You’re going to die either way at some point
t. not a doctor
>>
>>157335446
he should be fucking anons wife since he can’t figure it out. Poor lass is probably starving for it
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>>157335433
you are going to die but only because I am going to kill you.
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>>157335447
death is a hollywood trope created to control you
>>
Gluing to Raising Canes. You guys want anything?
>>
The Jews invented death to sell drugs, recycled suits, and coffins.
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>>157335436
DUDE what if she's not pretty???
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>>157335458
Don’t glue and drive
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>>157335458
two large black men to use my holes, please!
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>>157335458
>Gluing
no thanks
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>>157335458
I think you'll get kicked out for hot gluing at canes
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>>157335458
caniac extra sauce instead of slaw
unsweet tea
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>>157335458
No, sorry I don’t eat black people food. Thank you for offering though.
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>>157335449
How do you tell if a woman is dying for it
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>>157335471
prefer zaxby's?
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>>157335473
what the fuck is that? I don’t live in flyover country
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>>157335458
Fried food is bad for you
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its over
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c'mon Lauer fuck. it's the bottom of the order.
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>>157335470
for me, it's no slaw extra toast
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>dodgers needed the 3rd worst team in baseball to break their slump
>can't even sweep them
>all the games were decided in the 8th/9th because the doggies couldn't get anything off their starters
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>>157335480
this was deboonked by the HAES movement
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for me it's slaw with a side of slaw, and extra slaw
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>>157335486
actually, they went to extras
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>>157335461
ahh that one time abraxas found his father, the demiurge, sore fealty to him, and then agreed to courrupt the orion empire from within. he took control of all money, media, entertainment, military, education, etc. in the orion empire and the people of the orion empire started losing their spirituality and their long livea were getting shorter and shorter due to this. abraxas found a way to extract the life essence from other souled humans and turned it into an elixir that extended their lives. we call it "loosh." he told the orion queens about it and they OK's the seeding of planets full of life to extract more life elixir
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>>157335458
Yeah go across the street to Chick-Fil-A and get me some actually good chicken
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>>157335490
I had some slaw on my pulled pork sandwich for dinner
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>>157335490
i'm in your walls and i'm going to kill you
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>>157335486
needed a quality start from snell and dookie's best game of the season to beat the hapless royals in extras
grim...
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>Red Sox are actually never winning again
KEK
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>>157335315
it ain't the 50's anymore we all care about LA now
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>45 Pitches
>2nd inning
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>>157335472
in your case? she’ll be peeking out the blinds to see if the neighbors home and asking you to go to the store
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>>157335499
In my rectal walls?
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>>157335495
be nice. cane's is a mood
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it's over drodgerbros they gaped us real wide letter Lauer start
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why don't the dodgers just use one of their pitchers that's pretending to be injured
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>>157335508
She doesn’t trust me to do the shopping so I’m all clear there
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>>157335511
klenkini
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Gerrit Cole Slaw lol (he’s gross and no one likes him).
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>>157335511
i love him. he makes gays and trannies really mad. bless his soul
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>>157335523
why do you make this exact post every time?
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>>157335514
oh yeah you’re all clear anon
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>>157335315
>>157335505
IT'S THE
edge of the world and all of western civilization
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>he makes the gays and trannies in my head angry
fucking kek spammy really did a number on these people
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
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>>157335513
Yea lemme jus go get "pretend" surgery real quick ahaha.
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>>157335522
One glacier was melted to make this retarded image
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new york doesn't even have grocery stores
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BIG FLY MONKEY SAN
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ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTY
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that's my slumping shortstop
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
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Where is the Chud Trienan? I prefer him over other pitchers because you already know he’s going to blow a lead but when he doesn’t it makes you feel better >>157335523
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The “cultural achievements” some New Yorker will point to will invariably be one of these things
>black people shit
>food
>museums full of art they didn’t produce
>law and order
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IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MOOKIE
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Mookie! :3
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>>157335540
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>>157335525
well, because i mean it. bless him
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>>157335539
he moved to tel aviv to play for israel
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>>157335544
that's a movie about LA
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who else here cuckwatching the royals?
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>>157335547
>it’s real
holy shit
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>>157335547
lmao this nigga trying to get a job in Washington
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I feel like going to sleep already
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>>157335555
Checked and destroyed America pilled
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>>157335511
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>>157335531
so ohtranny is healthy enough to bat every day and run the bases, but can't pitch even 1 inning?
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DAILY REMINDER BLACKS REPRESENT THE DODGERS MORE RIGHT NOW THAN ANY MEXICAN BECAUSE MOOKIE IS BLACK AND THE DODGERS TO THIS DAY STILL DON'T HAVE AN ACTIVE MEXICAN PLAYER ON THE TEAM LET THAT SINK IN
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>>157335554
Your fags just put cuck in front of everything. Cuckoos would be ashamed if they coughed read
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>>157335566
he's conserving energy, notice he never gets on base anymore
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>>157335566
Yes
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this nigga mad about mookie, all yeln an shit
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Kansas City is for gays
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>>157335569
get his azz!
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>Treining who voluntarily signed for one of the most pro tranny teams in the league, paying taxes in california and funding abortions and transition surgery is based because he didn't wear the gay hat on gay day
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Maybe Ohtani is waiting for his Hattori Hanzo fastball to be forged in the back room of some nips fish shop
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Dookie giveth and Dookie taketh away
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>>157335568
Mookie is about as black as Freddie is
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why can't mookie throw to first anymore
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>>157335577
They used to be called “sucked ends” until one unfortunate incident with a kitchen timer
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>lossing to the roylels
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>>157335579
y'all niggas just grasp at anything y'all can huh
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kek doggiedoos
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why did the doyers spend all of that money on
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>>157335590
what do you expect
they literally cannot stop thinking about the dodgers
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>>157335594
>drinking lean in the dugout
wtf is wrong with this team?
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>>157335600
LA really is the cultural hub of the Western World
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>>157335505
>ummm we have like...lacma??? i guess???
LMAOOOO
>>
Lmao this is going to be a very long slurper
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>>157335579
Unironically, yeah. God's warriors should bring his glory to the most satanic places.
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>>157335605
you gonna watch it all bro?
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>>157335609
what a silly thing to say. You’re a funny guy anon, or a demented schizophrenic
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>>157335603
Werner Herzog basically said that 20 years ago
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onthani is literally on prizepicks beting on him making no hits, one minute he hits for 8 games straight then he flips to swinging at the most obvious pitches(hits that go straightto 1st base) for another series of games until it's time for him to pitch.
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New York can LACMA balls
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>>157334740
Imagine celebrating beating KC. Embarrassing.
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KC is such a gay city there’s a million fountains everywhere as a proxy for cum it’s disgusting.
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>>157335613
>Her ZOG
no… NO!!!
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gotta hop in the car now
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fuck yeah, miggy-ro
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OHTANI BOMB
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2rundingertani
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Dingertani
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APOLOGIZE
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>>157335579
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
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>>157335621
post your team
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AN OHTANIAN BLAST
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fuck my ass raw...
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>>157335648
go braves!
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TROUT
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BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
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>>157335648
I PACK A CHAIN SAW
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alright anime gooners I'll stop shit posting about onthani for tonight sorry
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SEABASS (what kinda game are we playing I don’t get it)
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>>157335659
we'll all miss him when he's gone
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>>157335621
Kek seethe bitch. You and the faggot dane
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>>157335623
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6fstNaoLpG8&ra=m
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TROUT STEALING BASES IN 2026
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>>157335665
he'll be gone next year when there's a strike thanks to him
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Andy for christ sakes only kikè is allowed to have a big ego
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pages you fucking slow retard.
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>>157335669
this shit is on the owners and no one else but the owners. stfu, fatboy.
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>>157335674
he beat the throw, his slide was just giga retarded
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>>157335676
he's just a jilted angels fan who's still salty. if he ever actually met ohtani he'd probably drop to his knees and try to suck his dick.
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gn sports fans
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Why are the royals dressed like a ween song?
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The blue jays have the best TV stadium
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>>157335685
gn
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>157335640
>157335641
>157335643
>157335645
>157335644
>157335647
>157335654
cringing so hard ngl
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>>157335684
TRVTH NVKE
>>
how long until Disney buys the Doyers?
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Dodgers should trade Tucker for a packet of ketchup
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>>157335689
BIG FLY
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>157335689
Astromiguel btw
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>>157335701
seeing ghosts again, paco?
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don't reply to astromiguel
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>>157335684
if i was gay why didn't i just become a doyer fan?
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nvm forget that astromiguel was actually dumb enough to post a selfie in the /mlb/
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>>157335702
>astromiguel calling anyone paco
topkek
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If the Red Sox can build a wall to stop home runs and the cubs have a hedge to steal doubles, why can’t my dodgers make a straight of the infield then mine it so nobody can pass? I don’t think the rules say you can’t do it
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>be me
>cubsgirl
>got them seething about the trashcans
KWAB
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>>157335707
guilty as charged
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>>157335704
like I said, jilted and salty.
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>>157335714
Why was the phone so big?
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>>157335718
Makes it easier to watch baseball
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>>157335684
so true
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i didnt know all of dodgers fans are korean
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>IM TRANS! PLS GIB ATTENTION
no. not unless youre live-streaming your suicide
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>>157335717
i think most people are jilted about the strike next year
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>>157335737
now you know
>>
mookie
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>>157335684
it’s funny because it’s true
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>>157335738
seek help, schizo
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>>157335717
And so, he lost his mind and became a stalker of Ohtani
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we're probably going to need to score about 10 runs to win this game
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>>157335746
YWNBARW
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>>157335747
>vpn caling anyone a schizo
cringe
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>>157335752
>>157335750
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Another shit day of baseball, how did (You)r team do?
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>>157335741
and there it is
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>>157335740
you're a fucking idiot if you think it'll be the fault of the dodgers and ohtani if there's a lockout. the owners were always going to want a cap, and the players were always going to be against it, simple as.
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>>157335760
fuck you
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>>157335747
what made me lose my mind?
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>>157335760
Good, bjs won, varland crushed. What is that disgusting thing in your picture? spoil that shit wtf
>>
>>157335703
>>
Doggiedoos seething about trannies again
>they’re winning
makes it even funnier
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>>157335760
how many subs is she up to
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>>157335762
>the owners were always going to want a cap
yet they didn't do it last CBA
what changed?
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>>157335750
and you still need help bud.
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>bunkertrannies coming out of the woodwork like usual
Classic
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wasn't there a gamethread you faggots were supposed to be shitting up instead of our safespace?
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I hope he stays at Spurs
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>>157335784
release the files chud
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>>157335786
this is the dodgers genny
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>pedo enablers coming out of the woodwork like usual
Classic
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>>157335786
cubtroons can’t stay in their bunkercords
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>>157335770
You harbored romantic feelings for Ohtani.
In other words, you aren't furious that Ohtani transferred to the Dodgers; you are furious that he married Mamiko.
That is the truth.
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>>157335797
why would it make me furious that he went to the doyers?
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5 decent innings from Lauer Power tonight
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>>157335784
How come there is always one retarded tranny assigned to each board? Shits getting ridiclous and very scripted at this point.
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When did the dodgers become the shartyfag team? I don’t remember even a fraction of this kind of faggotry last year.
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>>157335808
Basedjak app newbitch
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Do the Dodgers ever play good teams? I swear to god every time I check, they’re playing the fucking Royals or Rockies every single time.
>>
kek feduccia homerun
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that's my back up catcher to my backup catcher
>>
This has never been a soijak general thobeit
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>>157335818
horee shit
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>>157335808
w-wut?! you don’t remember the zesty 3 swing swag that kept being posted since 2024?>>157335536
>>
I'm gonna FEDpost
>>
Stephen Nelson saying Fetty Wap made me cringe out of my skin, a fiduciary pun would have sufficed
>>
FEH-DOUCHE!!
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Why is paul skenes letting himself go?
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>>157335829
I look like that
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>>157335829
His wife can't cook
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you now remember Tim Ferderowicz
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big fly ohtani san would heem your bitch ass
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>>157335824
I made that lol, but I’m saying back in ‘24 no one was spamming the general with shartyjak trannies. And spammy was actually posting pretty much daily back then.
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Shartyposting has always been 4chan coded
Deal with it
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$16k is the final price for Dylan Cease's masterpiece
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>>157335846
whoever bought that needs to have their ass kicked
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>>157335777
the owners realized it's politically expedient this time because of retarded bootlicking cappies like you. also cord cutting.
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>>157335846
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>>157335854
what made so many fans into cappies?
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>>157335846
>TROOON
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>>157335846
why did he write his name 3 times? kek. honestly though? Good on him. Toronto seems like a perfect fit for him.
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>>157335846
>>157335860
kek
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>>157335852
It’s for charity
>>157335856
>>157335863
Still sucks though yeah
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>>157335846
>when you get invited to an art show by your artfag friend and think you're going to help support some struggling artist by buying a 4x8 canvas painting but then you see the price
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>>157335858
low iq brainlets easily persuaded by billionaire propaganda
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>>157335872
I figured it was for charity but give the money to a local charity you support. that's just some space eating showpiece that no one will spend more than a few seconds looking at.
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>>157335878
What’s a few grand anyway? Plus you get to own a one-of-a-kind tangible human creation
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Somehow, Landon Knack has returned
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>>157335858
have you not seen the fags arguing on the behalf of the AI billionaires itt on a daily basis?
>>
>>157335880
what's the propaganda?
>>
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? LMFAO. DO THEY HAVE SOMEONE WITH BINOCULARS OUT THERE?
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>>157335891
I haven't
weird deflection
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>>157334734
Are you son of gergo Butler?
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>>157335893
every talking point you've ever read in favor of a cap.
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>>157335846
>>157335860
I think I might stop watching baseball now.
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Lauer Power somehow giving us 6 strong. what a beast.
>>
>>157335532
We need more water to cool data centers so that's a good thing.
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>>157335897
I forgot you were one of the slopfags, but how is that a deflection? America has reached peak cattle state. They are happy to do as they're told.
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>>157335912

The quality start merchant has earned a payday on some other team
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>>157335910
Hits too close to home?
>>
nu
>>157335915
>>157335915
>>157335915
>>
nu?
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>>157335906
can you name one of those talking points?
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As a Dodgers ‘24 bandwagoner, can someone explain how the fuck Freddie is so good, at age 36? Cunt can barely run and is consistently the most clutch, reliable player on the team
>>
>>157335829
already got the girl



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