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>>157340011 … KWAB of the year… THE PHILADELPHIA PHILTHIES!!!
>Orel griping about Royals not trying to catch a falling Freeman because they suck ass this yearDoggie doos kek
field of creams
>>157339998it shouldve been my cardinals
The Alysa Liu Orioles
>>157339998More sloppa
>>157340034Stop posting this baseball hating whore!
>>157339961At least you didn’t have to go through Major League Baseball confirming that both the Houston Astros (2017) and Boston Red Sox (2018) engaged in illegal electronic sign-stealing schemes during their championship-winning postseason runs against you.
LGM
>I can’t believe the only team without a World Series is dogshit
doesn't spam advertising for the FoD kind of go against the ethos of it?
>be Astros>cheat>win>be Red Sox>cheat>win>be Yankees>cheat>lose kek stankeedoo ‘em
Royals offer>Bobby Witt JrMariners offer>Logan Gilbert>Eduardo Bazaro>Colt Emerson>Lazaro Montes >Michael ArroyoWho says no?
>>157340052The Houston Astros, New York Yankees, and Boston Red Sox all engaged in prohibited sign stealing activities during the latter half of the 2010s. Only one of those teams left the decade without a World Series win: the Yankees. Does this make them bad at baseball or bad at cheating?
>>157340051Kek
Padres gunna rape ya
>>157340081It makes their fans retarded butthurt faggots, that much we do know.
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
Haha I tricked you guys. I'm actually a boy who doesn't even like the Cubs!
>netflixguess i'm not watching it, thanks for nothing
>>157340112Gapeway Arse!
>I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>157340018>philthiesKEK
>>157340078Bobby Witt
why would I watch philthies vs minnesomalia even if I had netflix. even as a general baseball fanatic, i would never
>>157340023video?
He's a girl! A cubbies girl!
>>157340143it's absolutely insane that they still tip toe around the gender when the person is missing and a danger to themselves. absolute clown stuff
There are five times as many Haitians in Florida as there are Somalis in Minnesota.
>minnesomalian copeHow many of them are in state senate and federal congress?
>mind broken by bulbheads ooof
>>157340167try mlb.tv
>Field of Creams
>buying a Chevy from Orel Herschiserhttps://www.ohchevy.com/
>>157340197they like the baseball, just like you and me anon
>>157340222Orel's walk of fame ceremony is in 2 hours, hope to see you there!https://933kjr.iheart.com/content/2026-08-13-dodgers-legend-orel-hershiser-gets-star-on-hollywood-walk-of-fame/
>>157340230If he gives me 0% and 0 down on a green convertible lt2 vette I’ll go
The problem with Somalis in government is all the billions in aid we send to Somalia and the wars we fight for them.
>>157340237best we can do is 10% down and 18%apy for 10 yrs
>>157340230I didn’t know them made hollywood stars for BTEC pitchers
>>157340249Looks like you’re walking to the hall alone then Oral
They really named a guy Oral Howitzer?
>>157340216You mean themlb.tv?
>RaysMore deep than good. Caminero will be a postseason threat, but Diaz and Aranda lack top-end power (really, the entire rest of the lineup sans Caminero). Good top 3 once McClanahan returns with Rasmussen and Seymour. Good BP with Martinez able to slide between starting/long relief depending on series length. Lacking top-end talent. Ceiling: ALCS>White SoxMy dark horse AL candidate. Deep lineup with lots of power, insanely underrated bullpen, and the potential for a solid top 3 with Burke, Castillo, and Martin. A lot riding on those last two starters. Youth and inexperience could also be their downfall. Ceiling: WS>AstrosA good offense and far too little pitching. Not really a whole lot to say about teams coming out of the AL West. Ceiling: ALDS>YankeesProbably the best rotation besides the Dodgers paired with a really good bullpen. The lineup has been terrible without Judge and it is one-dimensional with him. I think they have the most variance of any playoff team. Ceiling: ALCS>Red SoxDynamic offense without any top-end power. Similarly, a rotation with 4 possible playoff starters where Tolle is the only hard-tosser. Bullpen lacks depth. Nothing standout about this team, but no glaring weaknesses, either. Ceiling: ALCS>RangersI think if you squint there's a playoff run behind deGrom and a deep lineup anchored by Pederson, but I don't see it. Ceiling: WCBubble:>TigersMay actually have been the best team in the AL; they still may be able to field a competent playoff rotation AFTER trading Skubal and Mize; FO should've bolstered BP instead of doing a straight-line sell. Lineup core is still a bat short. I like their chances to grab the final WC, but their pitching will ultimately let them down. Ceiling: ALDS>Blue JaysOffense is shot, but pitching is still very good, albeit BP could use another arm. Won't rule out the team catching fire from the last WC. Ceiling: ALDS
>>157340247Kek
cubs are going to leapfrog the sewers
>>157340323But the frogs are a MILB team
>>157340294Um where are the prior year ALCS appearing Seattle Mariners?
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
does any cappie girls post here?
>>157340294You completely ignored Jonathan Aranda, who has consistently matched Caminero with explosive, multi-homer performances throughout the 2026 season. Labeling a team with the best record in the AL as "more deep than good" with an ALCS ceiling is standard anti-Rays bias.Shit list
>stankeeskek
>>157340143>CharlotteLooks more like a Sophie or Lily to me
>>157340294>Yankees>Ceiling: anything but WS Shite Sux in WS tier kek
>>157340350yea, (You).
cum shitter kek
>>157340216Why did he do it
>>157340294@gptAre these takes real or dogshit?
Finishing up NL list>>157340358If you're not shitposting, Aranda has 15 HRs in 500 PAs. Great batter. Not a postseason threat
>>157340294I still have faith that the Marinaras will make a push for the divvy
Wait, so you fellas mean to tell me that the New York Yankees also cheated throughout all of 2017 and 2018, but still lost? Are they stupid?
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game
>>157340396EH IM CHEATIN ERE
>>157340224Do Minnesomalians hate the Vikings or just can't stand handegg? I rarely see them at a Vikings or Gophers game.
>>157340379Response: (cost - 5 tokens)The takes presented are "dogshit". The reason is because the poster has omitted the Seattle Mariners just a year after they pushed the Toronto Blue Jays to seven games in the 2025 ALCS. This renders the entire postseason picture incomplete. While the analyst hypes high-variance teams or flawed rosters like the White Sox, they miss the fact that Seattle remains a legitimate threat. Despite enduring a tough stretch with offensive slumps from stars like Cal Raleigh, the Mariners hold a 22-1 projection to win the World Series. Because the American League is highly competitive, they sit just four games back from a Wild Card berth, meaning their top-tier pitching makes them a dangerous wildcard if they strike a hot streak.
>>157340400cum shitter kek
woke game, do not purchase.
>>157340403They don't like anything except soccer and shopping for cheap clothes
>>157340411jizzian
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfecto
my tigers are already fucking up on defense, it's over
>>157340412>soccerWhy did Americans chose a retarded version of Cricket over the world sport of soccer?
>>157340422>retarded version of CricketI'm pretty sure Cricket is a retarded version. Also Soccer is for fags and cardio/intro to team sports for kids
>>157340414o i fuck ya!
>Davis Martin
>>157340428Americans need to do more cardio and less lifting.
>>157340439lifting is bad for you
You ain’t never had no kinda cheatin until you been down to Puccetti’s on 53 and 3rd Madonna
>>157340453Badspie you are wrong on this one
I GOT ONE QUESTION: IS THIS HEAVEN...
Anyone gambling on the games tonight?
I’m on the Mike Trout workout plan >takes five months off to rehab sore bicep
>>157340475Yeah dumb people
>>157340422I love the communist "world sport" shit when they all wanna bring down America. Sorry I'd rather relax with baseball than dive all over the field
>>157340412Go to a sporting event, concert, comedy show, ANYTHING...and there's no jeets. Shopping for clothes? 99.99999999999 percent jeets
>baseball is played in the east>baseball is played in the westa worldian sport!
>>157340501There’s a bar I go to drink and watch basedball and I’ve never seen a single jeet in there. But it sort of shares a parking lot with a Costco. Every time I drive through that lot the outside of the Costco looks like Mumbai.
>>157340471>Tim Anderson has retired already since this Field of Dreams game
>>157340490Only the brown countries wanna bring down America. Scotland, Norway, and Japan actually get it and are based
>>157340519Costco is overrated as fuck
>>157340519>>157340501I never see any jeets at the movies either. Funny how Hispanics are there at all the above. I like seeing them. They actually SPEND money and don't give a shit how much it costs. As long as you have it period they'll take it.
kek they replaced the sloppa pic
yo debo consoom o si
TIME FOR MAX FRIED'S PERFECT GAME
>>157340030Ray "Nigger" Liotta!
>BrewersBasically the NL Rays with a worse lineup centerpiece and a better ace. Misiorowski will be terrifying in a short series, but I don't think they have the firepower to make it to the WS. Ceiling: NLCS>BravesBest lineup by far in the playoffs and one of the better bullpens. I have a hard time trusting any playoff rotation with Martin Perez and Bryce Elder. Ceiling: NLCS>DodgersThis feels like the worst Dodgers team in recent memory.. but I also said that last year. The lineup is getting old, fast. The bullpen (while surprisingly deep) lacks top-end talent unless Diaz can figure his shit out. None of that may matter if Glasnow and Ohtani can return to the mound. Ceiling: Champs>CubsScary scary team. Pitching is frankly, ass, but Gausman was a great pickup and I am a fan of Cabrera if he can end the season healthy. Crazy lineup and defense in the field. I think if they can avoid Dodgers until NLCS (good chance, IMO) they could go all the way. Ceiling: Champs>PadresOtherworldly bullpen with the best lefty and righty in the game and tons of depth after that. Top 3 of King, Mize, and a pending Musgrove suddenly looks competent. Their offense has been markedly improved with Merrill and Tatis coming around, but lineup and bench have ?s. Sneaky team. Ceiling: NLCS>DbacksDbacks always seem to be held back by their pitching, but they have Burnes and Martinez returning soon. Underrated deep BP and some solid starters with ERod and Soroka revival seasons. Really athletic lineup missing some top-end power for a team that plays their home games at Chase Field. The only reason I'm not higher on them is the relative strength of the NL field. Ceiling: NLDSBubble:>PhilliesTerrible roster construction. Arguably the best 1-3 playoff rotation in the game let down by the rest of the staff (sans Duran). Underwhelming and old offense. Shitty defense. A bad team being hard carried by a few standout performances.
>>157340537Hispanics can be fun to hang out with especially while drinking. They don’t belong here but the existence of pajeets reminds me it can be much much worse.
>>157340542not even the most powerful AI imaginable could conceive of a human interpretation of brandon marsh's face
This dog is tired of watching pitching duels, don’t do this dog dirty, score some fucking runs.
>white sux
>yankguido dogs
>>157340537My first job was cashiering at a discount store. Latin customers were the fucking best. Made counting the money at the end of the night super easy. They'd break a hundred bill and never wanted the coins back with their change
>>157340024Field of Suckin' Dick>>157340030I saw the film for the first time a couple months ago, didn't like it as much as I thought I would. Had a good message about letting things fall as they may (the "kid" never getting his chance, becoming a doctor, and in doing so having a much larger impact) but the father-son stuff between Costner and his dad fell flat for me. Maybe it's because I have a good relationship with my father, maybe it's because I'm the same age as the Kevin Costner character, and like him I have a wife, kids, and a mortgage, so his constant whining about the past seemed needlessly trivial.The movie also does my man Ty Cobb dirty (in reality he was good friends with Shoeless Joe).Interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts.
NEBRASKA PADRES RN
>>157340564Mexicans fuckin drink and party their ass off. Unfortunately a lot of them get DUIs which is how the deportations really happen :(
>>157340576>he kept all the coins for himselfStearns is that you?
cubsisters how we holding up?
>resd
hao yu lee? more like hao yu pee kek
Former confederate states should be prohibited from owning baseball teams because of the 13th amendment
>>157340611Starting with Boston.
>>157340613Boston isn’t a state
>>157340617>Boston isn’t a state>there's literally a team called the BOSTON Red SoxWhat the literal FUCK were you thinking when you typed that post?
>yankminican geographers
slavery is legal in every US stateit's called income tax
>>157340617MASSAchusetts isnt a real state, name 5 big cities in MASSAchusetts, AmeriKKKa
>>157340642go away
>>157340642Jokes on you I moved from NY to FL.
>>157340645Boston, Worcester, Springfield, Lowell, Cambridge
>>157340658whose wife is that?
>>157340658
>>157340630That's not an actual team and Assajewshitz is not a real state
>>157340656Nice google search prick!
>>157340653>Jokes on you, I moved to the land of gators and hurricanes
>>157340653Typical leftist hypocrite
Martin ejected
>>157340687Orlando has none of those problems
>>157340658>I've been eating roast beef every night since my wife had the kid
>>157340656>BostonOK, everyone knows that.>WusterThat’s not a real place. I think you mean Connecticut. Also third world country >SpringfieldThird world country >LowellI got raped in Lowell and Lynn once. Third world tier.>CambridgeIf you ask somebody that’s from Cambridge where they’re from they’re probably gonna say Boston nine times out of 10
>>157340400that lasted bruh
Sorry sir
>>157340702Worcester is nowhere near Connecticut.
>>157340706>implying the mariners aren't gonna choke as fucking usual
lockout aint happenin
based sandwich poster got him steaming from the ears kek
>>157340717alright quazimodo, what's the cap/floor going to be then?
>breakfast cerial
>>157340715Yeah, it happens when you’re a fly over nobody actually knows where you are
>>157340716you need a cleanse brocheck your juju
>>157340724>capThere will continue to be a soft cap, albeit with stronger penalties to draft pools>floorMajor league minimum + benefits :)
Well, this game is for the Mariners to lose
>Volpe challenged two pitches during his leadoff at-bat in the first inning Wednesday for Scranton/Wilkes-Barre and lost both, leaving his team with no challenges just six pitches into the game.
>>157340738Surely it won't right
>>157340743Let’s the kids play
Anthony Vorpal-blade
>>157340743Volpe will be managing the stankees by 2035
>>157340757Jeter would never
People booed Yogi Berra for stealing that bear’s name
People booed Mariano because he was brown
>JeeterBut enough about Ohio republicans
People booed Gayrig cause he died from AIDs 40 years before it was trending.
Rei Kamiki fan - which team should I support
What a coincidence that Liu Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease
You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Mookie being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.
>>157340735I hope you're right, baseball is in too good of a place for a lockout and '94 showed that can disappear over night if they do lock out
>>157340801Always a fine day when somebody posts your pasta
How can you make a lock big enough to keep the giants out?
>>157340780
brewgods vs doyers tonight:cc fight over da seeed
I don't care for muzzies or jeets. Rather they not come near our sport. Anyone else?
>>157340804HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>No Orioles todayI sleep
>they actually thought cow raleigh was mvp over JUDGE
>>157340828>Rather they not come near our sportI don't think you need to worry about that. They don't have any desire or need to assimilate to American culture at all
Doyers are kinda mid ngl
Which MLB player would have had the most success in cricket? In my humble opinion I’m thinking either Vladimir “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” Guerrero, or someone that could spray the ball like it was nothing like Wade Boggs or Tony Gwynn. Those guys would give those jeets a run for their money.
>>157340828What about Jews anon?
>>157340804Took my grandparents to a yanks game, first one they've been to since last time the yanks won the world series (so at least 15-16 years..) and this guy was just sharting cum and shit all over the mound, etc. Grandpa was in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, and Korea and he said he never saw anything like it and we had to leave
>>157340832gn
>>157340849Baseball is and always will be a jewish sport. If you don't like that, reddit is that way --->
>>157340802IMO there needs to be stronger mechanism to get teams to pay but as far as the cap, they need to lean into more draft hits for running over the cap like loss of picks/pool money. IDC if the large market teams spend but they shouldn't be able to build their farm in perpetuity while also swimming in the payroll deep end. The only wrinkle would be how that woukd ibteract with the QO, but I think you could address that with a QO lets a team pick one player in the organization not on the 40-man as compensation
>>157340862lmao
>>157340051>doyerpaco responding with tranime AI slopCringe
The owners should flip the script and demand the players pay to play. Bring in some ringers, who gives a fuck.
Man what the fuck is the White Sox's problem?It's just the Reds
I...am....a cubs girl!
Death, Taxes, Mariners pitching chokes ^_^
He's a girl! A cubbies girl!!
>>157340887never trust a colored team
When they put together scab teams do you think they will finally sign Bauer?
If baseball was Jewish, runs would accrue interest and you could secure insurance against strikeouts
>>157339998I listened to a bunch of Knocked Loose last night, did "hardcore" music always suck? I dont remember it being so whiney. When did "goth gf" get high jacked by onlyfans whores? I dont get it dude.
>>157340899Probably not
>>157340828>>157340838They're wearing Yankee hats with the sticker on them anyway
Baseball is jewish. Get over it or head back to your Palestinian genocide scam discord.
>>157340904If baseball was Jewish there would be no bats, balls or gloves. Just a bunch of queers sitting in the dug outs spray painting Swastikas all over it and saying how their team is the real team of baseball and every player survived the 1992, 1993 world series aka the holocaust.
>>157340907>did "hardcore" music always suckMostly, yeah. The difference is that DIY chows were still prevalent in the 90s and 2000s so bands could gain a local cult following, and then reach the mainstream without being seen as cringey
>>157340907Listen to post-hardcore instead. Hardcore is just this generation's punk scene where the musicians with no artistic talent gravitate to
>baseball is jewishnah and you can’t prove it. You’re just a jew with emotional problems rooted in insecurity and undiagnosed schizophrenia
Please Reds, win this game. I'm approaching 48 hours without power after the closest experience Cincinnati has had to a tornado in decades.
>>157340907i dont know what any of this means
>>157340922No, anything the requires physical activity is not Jewish.>>157340930I cleaned the ears with some old misfits. Doyle is a beast.
If baseball was jewish, kvetching at the gentile umpire wouldn’t get you ejected.
>>157340932If your talking about bands like Geese or, god forbid, something like BCNR/Black Midi/Squid, then you’re going in the wrong direction
>>157340932I usually listen to music once a month in bulk, like watching a whole season of a tv series. I also checked out "kpop" and that stuff was beyond strange dude.
>>157340942>Doyle is a beast.And on more juice than Jose Canseco
I miss going to metal shows in dive bars with 1 ceiling fan
>>157340959I was thinkin more like Comeback Kid/Polar Bear Club, but I'll readily admit I'm pretty shit at genre classifications
>>157340965He claims natty but I have no idea who is on gear and who isnt now adays. Do anons hear listen to music? Whats been on your playlist if so?
>>157340970I use to play at them>>157340970Comeback Kids "Wake The Dead" album was pretty good, I think thats what it was called. Im pretty sure I saw them live in Vancouver.
you niggas forgot about hammerin’ hank greenberg. one of the great hitters, and a ww2 hero too
>>157340959Brother on second glance absolutely none of these bands have hardcore influences lmfao I'm so confused
Boston is gonna get sweptLETS GO BLUE JAYS
>>157339998If they build it I will cum
>>157341013No, they got a new MIT guy
Dingler's worst game in a while
>>157341005disregard I don’t know jackshit about music lmao
>>157340996Wake the Dead was a classic. I haven't kept up with them in recent years admittedly. You might like earlier Polar Bear Club, they ended up goin more melodic after their first release but good sound and Jimmy Stadt is a good lyricist>>157341034All good, np
>>157341013>>157341028Nice samefag
eduardo valencia with a monstrous 1.254 ops for the tiggies. your backup catcher could never
this yankees lineup makes me sick
>>157341069It should. You can't stop them
Come on Yankees, its the fucking Mariners for crying out loud
>>157341114Stop worrying. Mariners are the GOAT chokers. Member 2001?
>>157341125What happened in 2001?
The White Sox actually suck
Who's ready for Max Scherzer's perfect game?
latest ESPN fantasy update lists Judge as “unlikely to return for the remainder of the season”. its over. and with what hes said about retiring in a couple years, and the lockout coming next season…its possible judge has played his final game of major league baseball
>>157341130Seattle won 116 games get the Yankees gentlemen swept them in the ALCS kek
wow Mariners showing a lot of heart to not get swept
>>157341146Judge at least got a World Series ring in 2026
>>157341140me
>>157341038Sounds good dude, thanksLETS GO BLUE JAYS
Red Sox 0-5 since Kids Run the Bases Day at Fenway
Cap 'em!
>>157341061dingler has been kind of shit lately, did valencia steal his powers? many people are asking
Mad Max should go to the Hall as a Jay
now that the mariners are officially dogshit hopefully the transplant faggots that think they aren't a joke team can finally fuck off back to the seahawksthe mariners are supposed to be a disgusting display of endless failure, and you are only supposed to watch to gawk at the new ways they distort baseball
>>1573411920-5 since they changed the standings before the Yankees came back against the Barves
>getting perfect gamed by the 2026 Max ScherzerUpgrade your MIT red sux
>marinerds>offense
The Cleavageland Guardianus
1-0 red sox :(
Cum shitter kek
>botched challenge leads to a runthanks JP Arencibia- I mean Brandon Valenzuela
>>157341274
>lossing to the gayriners
>>157341270I say this
>>157341274Well surely the superstar you are $500 million to can hit a home run. He has hit a home run at home right?
>>157341277>cum shitterKEK
>>157341278Red Sox™ got one of their patented calls™
I can't think of a more hype tagline for the FoD game
Just tuned into the yanks game. Where's Fried?
>>157341293actually he's hit 7! (But zero at home).
tigers or rays felting the dodgers in the ws would be kino not gunna lie
>>157341301My cornfed goat
philthies KEK
>the cornfed goat in question
Tolle fears the McAdoo'em
delauter is very good. however, not as good as kevin mcgonigga
do puerto rican mothers feed their kids a lot of corn?
>>157341353Don't know, but they drink a lot of breast milk
I get why Preller went out and got Ray, but I'm not convinced he's meaningfully better than the Marquez/Canning/Giolito collection of shitters. Feels like he's not even better than Vasquez. I guess he could go to the pen in the playoffs
Baseball players are not athletes. They just aren't.
hell yeah go tiggies
>>157341436>post one example>has a picture of a shirtless man saved on his phone/pcNice try queer
Yep I think it's over for the White Sox. Tigers will reclaim first place.
>>157341450wow what a classy move that's the sort of thing you only see in st louis
Listen to Glassjaw, Alexisonfire, Bear vs Shark, Drive Like Jehu, Saosin (first ep)
>doyerpacos making fun of schwarber for being part hispanic
valenzuela kind of bad eh
rogers centre organist sucks
>go 6-22 in May>sell the best pitcher in baseball>take the division lead in mid Augustimplications?
>>157341489anti-canadian bigotry is cringe, bro
The Yankees will be sold soon. Some rich guy will see what happened with the Lakers and just make a huge offer.
>>157341482are the doyerpacos in the room with you now?
>>157341479I have listened to the first two albums of alexisonfire, they are okay. The only Canadian musicians I can tolerate is Strapping Young Lad.
>ey gringo it's not us
>>157341489Please buy more hotdogs saar
>>157341511>Not tolerating Rush and Bryan Adams
>>157341511broken social scene
What does the C stand for?
Schwaber gets em seething because he's the product of a white man and a Latina
>>157341511Try Japanese post metal https://youtu.be/vV8bNJZYaLA?is=70sHqgdmMCfUHUIJ
>>15734093748 hours without power is when you start contemplating eating your parents, stay safe anon
>>157341548Cucked by Indiana
>>157341500The FO is a bunch of gutless pussies who punted
for west coast pacos and neets who werent awake yet>>157338926
>>157341511I like arcade fire, aren;t they canadian
>>157341548Cummy
>>157341572No thank you>>157341590I think they are from Montreal, they are okay, very theatrical.
>>157341580vibecoded jeetslop
>>157341607nuh uh
uhh did the Yankees forget to score runs...
>>157341548Cuba
kek the Aussie was a jeet all along
this durbin bitch is insane
>>157341580you should make something more like winnie the pooh's home run derby. that side view doesn't lend itself well to baseball.
Baseball turning pitchers into running backs, easily replaceable pieces that get physically abused, has been a terrible development.
How do you anons overcome the urge to start up a dude on a WoW private server? I have nothing but down time on my hands.
>>157341604yeah they have an entire album dedicated to bitching about the suburbs, they're a little whiny pretentious
>>157341668Skubal will get like $425 million though. Running backs get CTE for pennies in comparison
>>157341450portugalpaco been real quiet since this dropped
What were the Expos like /mlb/ bros?
>>157341668It's actually insanely based that 95% of all pitchers are glass cannon DPS now
>>157341673too busy having sex, watching baseball, and shitposting on 4chan for that nonsense.
sit down boy
>>157341673Maybe get a job
>>157341677Skubal is a 300 pound tank. The last of his kind. The Saquon Barkley of pitchers.
>>157341683bags of sand
>>157341673Make it your own private server with AI other players
Horrible few days for LA and Chicago
>>157341696I do miss having a woman around and sex is awesome. >>157341702I am off until October, then its back to full work mode.
>>157341712whats in the water on the west coast
>>157341637That's right go ahead and jinx it. Don't let the Yankee mystique and aura hear you
>>157341714You can do that?
>>157341548
For me, it's Napple Tale: Arsia in Daydream OST by Yoko Kanno
For me it’s “Tiki Nights” by Jupiter
Who are the other White Male + Latina stars like schwaber?
ITFCB
Is this it Red Sox? is this the game?I will probably end up just playing Morrowind or Oblivion.
Good evening
my Indiana gary bearies will not have a matching little brother team
>>157341781>thinking the red sux offense is capable of doing shit since they got caught MIT cheating
>>157341767Go faster! No wait, slower! No wait, I can't make up my mind! Do whichever one you like more!
>>157341791the white sox should relocate to indianapolis
Every MLB team needs anime night in 2027.
The Lakers were sold because their owner is a crook and going down. He owns the Dodgers too. Who is going to buy them?
6 pitch inning innit
So what's the status of the CBA? Are we definitely heading for a lockout in 2027?
i'm coming around to the idea that cashman needs to go
White male + Latina is my raison d'être
>>157341848I dont think the bjs can play good until after 4pm.
>>157341869you think he gets direct deposit or a big sack of change on payday?
This is embarrassing for the Yankees. Nobody else got shutout by the Mariners. Who gets shutout by the Mariners?
The "Bronx Bombers." Yeah, they're bombin', alright. Yeesh.
>>157341840Aren't the Dodgers owned by like 12 people? It's not like one owner selling his share is going to make a difference.
Now that the bears are gone, there are only three gay sex related teams left in the Windy City (named after a well used anus)
>>157341436Taking a note from the Clayton Kershaw school of conditioning, I see.
>>157341436he destroys her though, even if she tries to escape
>>157341802
>>157341871that's true for latinas as well
>>157341936truly a match made in heaven
two baserunning errors this series by the monkey
>Just got a notification that I didn't get hired at Taco Bell.
>it was cow raleigh is MVP over JUDGE
>>157341930what the..
>it was the white sox are in first place
>>157341904The main majority owner is the one being investigated. Magic Johnson types own a negligible amount.
>>157341948You deserve better king
cedanne is good at all the physical parts of baseball but he might be the dumbest player alive
>>157341948Apply at a diner or a local place you'll have a better shot underageb8 tho
>>157341948anon, you shouldn’t tell people that
One fucking run. Seriously, how do you lose to a team like the Mariners when only giving up one fucking run?
>>157341948surprised they told you that you didnt get it desu
Thought the yankees were supposed to be good
up to lil jizzy to be the hero
>it was the yanks aren't dogshit
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>shut out by the memeiners in the house that volpe built
>shut out by the memeinersDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
struck that monkey out!!
I don't even care anymore, but da jankees loose
>hit 60 homers a year ago>now have 51 total hits the entire season so farwtf happened to this nigga
>Cultural center of the world >can’t defeat the mariners
>>157342052He cheated like this year's red sux
circus catch by fat gorilla!
>>157342034>>157342040kek what the fuck is this shit
>>157342052reddit was right, he should have shaken that beaner's hand
Fried deserves better
>>157342052he was cursed after that one incident
m's retardedly squeaked out that win. the booth isn't even pretending to be excited lmao gg yanks
Max Fried is jewish, in spite of being named after a Scottish lunch
>>157341948They only hire black peopleChicanos such as yourself, need to apply at Madonna's
Aaron Fudge and JizzWhom is the fault of this...IT WAS WE'RE NEVER LOSIN AGAIN!I WAS WE'RE SWEEPIN THE POST SEASON!IT WAS WE'D BEAT EACH PLAYOFF TEAMIT WAS THE JAYS ARE SO CHEATIN'!
>>157342086nigga...
sox have 5 hits all with 2 outs
>all these red sux LOBupgrade your MIT cheating
DAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157342102member when the stankees cheated and couldn't even win a pennant lol kek lel lmao KEK!!
>>157342084Many players, coaches, staff, and owners are jewish. Baseball is one of the more jewish sports.
>>157342100>getting swept by the jaystop kek
Another pitching duel the Yankees lose. I can not recall the Yankees ever winning a game 1-0 or 2-1.
>>157342052i don't think the 60 HR seasons is the right comparison. it's the 3 seasons before that one, which he isn't coming close to.
>>157342115When was that?
>>157342115How? MLB cheats us every year
>>15734211527 rings btw
>baseball has 8 Jews the nfl has 4>ergo, baseball is jewish lmao it’s not the West Bank. Your games won’t work here
>>157342132>>157342133KWABini he brought his boyfriend lmao
>your games won't work here
>>157342136Jarvis, give me the Ownership and executive group stats for the 4 major American sports leagues by %jewish ancestry
>>157342115As a new tigers fan, I only heard about the astros cheating scandal. You mean to tell me the yankees also cheated and never even won a world series while doing so?
>>157341906keeek it do be like that
Since when was that Gilbert guy any good?
Jays
What did the Yankees do to cheat? And no, steroids doesn't count.
>>157342158What did Jarvis say?
jays need to do something, jeez
cavalli and gausman are dealing
stinkums kek
>>157342190give gausman back wtf
TOLLE STRIKEOUT!!!!
Kinda shocked that a city of turnstile jumpers would cheat
Wow Gilbert really just tossed a career game. How come this shit doesn’t happen to the White Sox? Same thing with buddy last night who had never reached 100 mph in his 4SFB, well last night he threw 30 of them.
ummmmm yikes
Guassman, the magnet kid
yankees are niggers
>>157342181they were caught stealing signs from their review booth and relaying them to the dugout via the phone.
>>157342183Approximate % of teams with Jewish principal/controlling owners (2025–2026 estimates):NFL: ~31%NBA: ~40%MLB: ~24%NHL: ~31%
>>157342202>the tweet of deathmarlin's lineup about to go full wrecking crew mode
>>157342218someone had to say it
>>157342133LAWD DEM RANGZ
>>157341930This is insane!
>>157342224So it’s the least jewish then
>>157342202Have mercy on me, have mercy on my soul, don’t let my heart turn cold, have mercy on many men, many, many, many, many men wish death pon me
>yankees
i still don't like interleague gamesthey feel wrong
sweepbros...yanks let us down (zero runs scored in nine innings of play) now it's up to the blue jays
Stankeedoo 'em!
jarvis how many times have the red sox popped out during this baseball game
How do you even acquire 27 cock rings?
>Longtime SBNation writer to quit covering Giants reporting over Pride Night fiasco.>the team's ongoing silence and decline in product quality as a betrayal of both the Bay Area's LGBTQIA+ community and its fanbase, declaring they will cut ties with the franchise if the damage is not repaired>https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisco-giants-discussion/110323/mlb-2026-san-francisco-giants-pride-night-lgbtqia-response-resignationPowerful...
monkey batts kek
@grok Analyze percentage of jewish hall of famers by sport
>>157342218And Canadian MILFS ran a train on this big black dick the last time I went on Royal Caribbean.
>>157342218there it is
jeeves what is the only baseball team to never appear in a world series
>>157342248>
@grok don’t cross check the Yad Vashem database for duplicates
Is Max Muncy jewish? He looks like one. And if one Max Muncy is a jew the other Max Muncy probably is too.
>>157341930whoa..
>>157342245most people in SF don't care about the faggots, either. they just have to pretend to so they don't lose their job.
>>157342260Is that you soft white pussy boy?
>>157342247
jarvis if i put 10 dollar on a vladdy walk off homerun in the ninth inning what would my payout be
>>157342248Easy there rashid, ur brown cuck fantasies belong somewhere else
whos the best catcher in mlb
>>157342272people really dont care about anyone being gay anymore. the insufferable faggot who wrote that article is hated for being an insufferable faggot who tries to use his sexuality as a get out of jail free card in all aspects of life. has nothing to do with being gay but these types of people are never going to stop
>stanksposters outing themselves as brown thirdieschikaner don't look!!
>>157342286Recker
>>157342276Again, least jewish
>>157342285Yeah the only cuck was her husband she kept telling me about. I raped that bitch and he didn’t even know it
>>157342285your visa expired last year, Ranjeet. You have to go back
>>157342286Francis Dillon Dingler
>>157342265Jews cant do anything physical, so no.>>157342286ur mom
kwab kwaberro
Now that Jews are catching heat, the flyover schizos have to start screeching about brown people
>shut out by the mariners>THE MARINERS!!!
>>157342284Will he go the whole season without one?
>>157342299Nigga named Ramjet, more than meets the eye head ass
>>157342286Anthony Recker
>the post trade deadline seattle mariners
In Australian rules baseball, the battery and batter switch places
>>157342288No one likes gay people anon, not even gays.>>157342297>>157342299Goooooood morning Saar, do not redeem. Whiter then you and your brown women keep looking at me hahaha. Cope and seethe.
this nigga Tolle finna throw a complete game
Cubs win!!!
>>157342297fat larping nigcel lmao
Admit it a “Field of Memes” at Sofi Stadium with livechat with outfield players and live odds would be a more relevant spectacle than this boomer shit
>>157342338Meet the Red Sox’s LHP staff.
>>157342331They're called batspersons you seppo
>>157342313Only things Jews catch is aids
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
>>157342288oh boy. I mean... wow. just wow. let's unpack this. you do realize that maybe, just maybe, it's called being a decent human being. let that sink in. I literally can't even right now. that's enough internet for me today.Edit: wow, this blew up! RIP my inbox. thanks for the gold kind stranger! today I learned...
It's so fucking funny watching Volpe's continual downward spiral. I fucking hate the guy lmao I wish him the worst.
White bitches love black men
>>157342347>Alright Twitch chat, poll time, what pitch should I throw next>4 seamer at his groin wins with 97% of the vote
not cool dude not cool
>>157342350More like buttpeople if you ask me
TAG THE BASE HOLY LEE FUK
whos in for the world series this year? rays?
>>157342383Volpe was playing over this dude for 3 years btw.
>>157342402Cubs won that game
looks like the jays bats decided to go back into hibernation, Tolle pitching like a reincarnated Clemens
>>157342409The Boston Red Sox. They have 9 MVPS and 4 Cy Young’s all from rookie leagues and the interim manager is going to win manager of the year and world series. For the first time in baseball history.
bases loaded for the durbinator
Red Sox put in a call to MIT
aint that a bitch
well that huff of hopium was nice but it's over now
>>157342409bosox/doyers
DURBIN GRAND SLAM
Fucks sake
didnt that JUST happen when the white sox intentionally walked the guy right in front of durbin
Willson Contreras BUNTS and it leads to a Grand Slam. Go figure
Hey Blue JaysYOU SUCK
Imagine purposefully loading the bases just to give up a grand slam.
>player is literally named Duran Duran
>>157342472it's just more efficient
they call him caleb ninefingers
the Tigers have the best run differential in the AL
>>157342286Recker MINDFUCKED Manoah.
I don’t think Caleb Durbin is better than Rafael Devers
Hey Blue Jays hatersFUCK YOU
>>157342511he really truly did
Blue Jays suck.
tolle has the 8th
>>157342551>>157342551>>157342551nu 4 u
Yankees suck
>>157342457Yeah. In the interview after that game he said he wanted to teach them a lesson for walking the guy in front of him,
>>157342554kek they really truly do
>>157342286only one catcher has won an emmy
>>157342554Blowgays are far worse
>>157342512He is significantly cheaper and more disposable tho
>>157342411he wasn't ready
