Sources: CB Arnold plans to sign with SeahawksYear later, Jones has no regrets trading ParsonsTempers flare at Eagles camp amid testy scuffleBears won't change name; focus still on IndianaPickett not budging on No. 5 amid Daniels-LSU flapBills' Allen to play Sat. in 1st game at new homeRams expect Nacua's practice return next weekSaints rookie WR Tyson exits practice with injury
Wanna hear something about the national football league that most people don’t know? The female referees….yeah. Before each and every game they suck and slurp the cocks of the quarterbacks from each team for 5-10 minutes. The team with the qb that has the better tasting cock and pumps out the biggest load of trouser gravy wins the favor of the refs and usually wins the game. Pretty cool, huh?
I really do enjoy football
Brisket TD
Nice drive by the tards
BRISKET IS COOKING
>>157344669Pretty nice throw
DK
>>157344549CLOTS gonna clot.
MENDOZA TIMETHE GREAT LATINO HOPE
Ya seethin' yet?
ass status?
>>157344724You can't be ass if you're the shit
Shitdoza looks awful.
>Lions already lost a cb, rb and dl to injury>still 16 seconds left in the 1st half of the 1st game
6 7 xD
conspiracy theorists BTFO
>>157344774I HECKIN LOVE THE SCIENCE!
>no becklame
SMACK DAT
>>157344774THE science?!
>>157344784same, bro
lel mexidozer is a bust
what are we snacking on?
Just got here, which teams still have starters in?
>>157344774
>>157344818I got an animal haters pizza
>>157344823>stillalmost nobody started starters
>>157344792got BTFO by this legend unfortunately and now is auralessnot even the Kiwi wants him
>>157344818for me, it's bunless hot dogs
is the anthony richardson experiment over?
>>157344880I got wings marinating
>>157344885In Indy. I'm kind of hoping the Packers can get him for a 7th and rehab him into a QB 2
Minshew
>>157344888How do you marinate your wings?
>>157344945Slap ya mama cajun seasoningLiquid smokeHot sauce
How many tonight?
i now remember how shit preseason games are
We love Lomu
lol tardinals
>>157344963Sounds good
Lol Mendoza sucks
yeah fuck this I'm going to go watch the amogus animated series
can we just disband Arizona?
>>157345109With your vibrating buttplug in?
>>157345109>amogus animated seriesbruh this fried me
time to defend our title
Mendoza elite
>>157345136lol retard
>>157345156This has to be shopped...
Mendoza status?
>>157345204Good enough to beat the Cardinals.
>>157345243>good enough to beat the team in line for a top 3 pickWHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAOOOHHHH!
>>157345251are you being stupid on purpose
>>157345283More of a natural talent than anything.
>>157344880So....sausage?
>>157345302Don't you EVER compare the succulent seasoned ground up pork tube with those fucking lips and assholes bland-as-fuck vessel again.
>>157344885To all sane people it was over before his college career ended but some people gotta learn the hard way
reminder that mendoza is cuban when he wins and latinx when he loses.
>>157345364What's the difference?
>>157345376Ask that kid that came over in that innertube 25 years ago.
ive seen enough mendoza is the GOAT
>>157345452chokeland will never win the owl
my packies backup is so fucking ass we really have to hope love stays healthy
>>157345466Who's playing?
>>15734546614 other teams are hoping for that too.
kek i'd be seething too
>>157345485nfl has 32 teams dumbfuck
>>157345523based retard. pissconsin public school system, everyone.
>>157345485KWAB
>>157345407I think they're grooming him to become the next leader of Cuba.
>>157345523I think he meant 1488 stupid brownoid
>>157345511KOC is throwing him out week 1 so he gets hurt and 9 can start.
I have a confession to make. I'm a bussy poster but I'm straight. In fact, I get disgusted whenever I see gay guys.
>>157345553can start seething yeah
I like Kubiak.Memedoza will be elite in this league.Raidshitters' defense is cooked even when Wigger Man comes back.They will do worse than I expected this season whether with Cousins or Meme but also have a brighter future than I expected.Bronkeks will manage to place 3rd in the AFCW after all I think.
>>157345568go chiefs, btw.
>>157345573I'm glad the league has reverted back to the babby QB era instead of the meme QB era where everyone wanted their QB running 50 times a game. Even my iggles with a dual threat QB is implementing the shanahan system.
>>157345572>s-seethe>posting images from 2025's seasonYawn.
>>157345568That's normal
the cardinals look competent at least. that's an upgrade
>>157345568bussy isn't for gay guys, it's for bi men and women
>>157345573>anime posterno one cares what you think pedo
>>157344549My Steelers are winning (:
>>157345620>touhou>anime
>>157345588Guess what homo. The 2026 regular season hasn't begun yet you stupid fuck.
>>157345641>cartoon>you, adultyeah, it's gay
Bronco boomers see an awoo and start shaking
Drew Allar status?
>NOOO that's not REAL anime o algo
My joshie gonna make a lot of stupid faggots on /nfl/ seethe for the next seven months
>>157345651>reg-regular seasoneat a bag of dicks, faggot.
>>157345697>b-but why doesn't allen get any blame for the losses like lamar does abloo bloo
>>157345708>watching and counting preseasonwe already knew you did, no need to ask
>>157345735>i-it doesn't count!tell your twink coach that, he's been seething all game.
>>157345756my team doesn't play until Saturday dum dumwhy do you have to s-s-stutter all the time? are you r-r-retarded?
>>157345783>i'm retardedwe already knew you were, no need to ask
>>157345783
Luke Altright just hit Black fo a td.
>>157345688Future QB 1
>>157345853pussy
>>157345853fuck off pendeja
>>157345889Maybe with the Memphis Motorboats
>>157345886Too little too late, we already decided he's a bust. You are stuck with Goof I'm afraid
>>157345901>we
>>157345901I just wanted to say the altright guy hit the black guy, idgaf about >loins
>>157345853Senora Por favor post your feet. I need Latina toes
Remember Temujin is a woman!
Wings are in the oven
>>157345928coward
>>157345967too bad your family isn't
>>157346001They would be if they were jewish, like you.
Honestly, a lot of positives for my Bengals tonight. Was very impressed with depth, and some of our rookies were making plays. Offense looked out of sorts, but not even remotely worried about that.
>>157346019How many weeks into the season do you think glass joe will make it before shattering?
Mendoza had a great game this is bullshit, has to pass to 5'8" receivers, rookie kicker, first game versus usually competent defense (no way is AZ ever the second worst team in the NFL like some said with the defense they have). Hes looked brave out there and not getting sacked, Raiders are gonna raid.
>>1573460314-5 weeks
>>157346031If our defense really is much improved and we're a legit contender, my money is sometime between week 3 and 6. He only gets hurt when we have a real chance.
>>157345688On GOAT pace so far
>>157345853Eres una sucia hija de puta te voy a follar hasta dejarte sangrando.
football is so fucking boring, I came over from /hoc/ because they’re nothing on. You guys actually watch this slop? lol, lmao.The perfect shabboh’s goy..You faggots are complete losers if you watch this, it’s honestly no surprise amerilards are watching this garbage when you could be working.
>Mendoza outand now there's no reason to keep watching
>>157346077Not really, watched the first quarter of each game then went back to watching slop on youtube.
well the first team looked great, front 7 looked great the Achilles heel is going to be the secondary Mendoza has a crazy arm on him i dont know what hes dont his offseason but those intermediate throws looked like they were being shot out of a cannon no huge mistakes or anything so it was nice to see him be pretty in command of the second team offense The tokyo toe guy is 1000 percent getting cut though he was terrible, and the secondary was on ice skates the entire game so that absolutely needs to be worked on but I’m just happy mendoza and cousins both looked good
>>157346077>reddit spacing
>>157346019I don't know how you can stand seeing Burrow take two more needless sacks. Every time he hits the turf that could be his last play of a season which hasn't even started yet.
>>157346031week 8 vs falcons 2nd quarter 5:34 left on the clock. they go to commercial, they come back all the fans are crying and he goes on IR, dies rip in pepperoni
>>157344549My Steelers won (:
>>157346121:)
Martinez giving them the Trash Allen special
I am sending a Cease and Desist for /nfl/ to immediately stop using Jayden Daniels name, image or likeness and to return its copy of the 4cc trophy
>>157346031Not many if he holds on to the ball that long, he's lucky he didn't get taken out during that stupid lateral.
>>157346110I mean QBs get hit, part of the game. They get hit even when they aren't sacked. But Joe definitely takes too many by holding onto the ball. Not overly worried about it because it's football. Just need body blows and not toes or knees, or helmets to hit on a follow through. Every year QBs get hurt and sometimes its your guy. I've never worried about it cuz it's all just so random. And we at least aren't practicing in electrical fallout like the 9ers.
Ykr first round pick Mitch Bustisky.
Kyke Shanahan needs to use more sunblock.
>>157346169>When Mahomes was on the boardGary Indiana bros... not like this
>>157346031Week 7
>>157346169uh... you were saying?
>>157346096Neck yourself and you were banned in the preseason thread
Avapedo above me
Just flipped the wings 20 more minutes mmmmmmm...
We love the jennyposter here
is betting on preseason a disease
Which team do you think Sochee roots for?
>one minute apartkek the /co/ chomo has lost it
>>157346225Whoa, that guy is hot
>>157346233also go bills
>>157346224no but your life is
>>157346233No you are!
>>157346225which one is sochee
we respect and cherish jenny here
I wish there were less reddit trannies on /nfl/ zoomies are literally a worthless generation that should be sent off to get killed in an unwinnable war of no real strategic importance.
The amount of obsessive seethe JennyGOD induces is impressive.
basedlennial cope
>>157346239So it’s okay, thanks anon, now I don’t feel bad about losing tonight.
>>157346222What kind of wings?
Boomer millenials be like ummmm stream anyone? Where can I find a stream? I looked all over Limewire...
aiden o’connell looking like a third string quarterback out heredude went from dropping 60+ on the chargers to not being able to complete a pass in the preseason
Bench Borregalis
>>157346257Baked cajun hot wings
>>157346259On that note, what are you guys using for torrents these days? i used to use kickass and rargb.
What are your projections for the Vikings this year, lads
>>1573462835-12
>>157346277Lemonparty.org
>>157346249years of melty from one schizo
hello my fellow copyright infringement violators
>>157346259>the most technologically adept internet savvy generation stream beggingZoomie delusions, you don't even know what a file system is.
That missed fg was very depressing
holy jennyschizo meltie kek
>>157346277a job, a paycheck and a real means to watch sports, poorfag
>>157346277Nobody is "torrenting" anymore millenial boomer
>>157346301Second one tonightGotta keep an eye on him in the next couple days
SOVL
New to 4chan, what’s everyone’s>hometown>political affiliation >favourite team>birth month
all downhill from here
Football just feels so boring to me this year—I’m not excited about any of it. Even the draft was a total snooze.
>ITS ALL ONE GUYkek this chomo is mindbroken
>team has preseason debut tonight>used to obsess over the team and preseason and camp battles>pretty much stopped caring about football along with everything else as I come to terms with having a completely worthless, wasted life and knowing that I'm gonna kill myself before the end of the yearHappy NFL season everyone.
>>157346303I earn more than you. >>157346304I see torrents posted on /tv/ all the time. There's probably one in the catalog right now.
>>157346299Im barely a millenial, pretty much late gen x, we created all of the dumbed down shit millenials and zoomera use, and I really wish we hadn't
>>157346317would rather see ai slop like this than a single post by the avanigger
Go oilers!
>>157346277this >>157346304zoomies watch on sites that have 4k now
>>157346317Ir matches your contributions to 4chan.
>>157346317Same. Every year I care less and less. But I still like watching Carrie sing Waiting All Day
>>157346321You'd kill yourself before the superbowl? Before any playoffs even?
>>157346324Yeah by millenial boomers for millenial boomers, they're also mainly shitposts for discussion about the movie moreso than an intended source
>>157346330I love this place I have been here since Moot took Snack off the servers
>>157346339It's call 'just skating by' loser.
I was here long before the for the 1 millionth patriot twitter follower
with the raiders literal who kicker, who just watched YT videos, getting exposed tonight, I think its fair to say tonight was also a loss for Ninja. Turns out not anyone can just be a kicker
>filename - 201 results dating back to 2023
>>157346346They say this was rigged but the result was inevitable, if you asked for the usernames of 1m Patriots fans in 2024 more than half of them would have been some variation of this
>>157346350i intentionally post with that same filename
>>157346350based
>>157346345i refuse to be talked down to by a virgin. go cum in a robot before you take that tone with me
>>157346346I remember when 4chan did fun stuff like this.
nothing wrong with torrents, in fact its how i get pretty much all the nfl games i watch all season, the condensed versions of them. pic related.
>>157346313Niggers like you can tongue my anus
Chargers looked p good
>>157346353The funniest part was the patriots having to apologize for it and giving it even more exposure. Streisand effect.
>>157346353*in 2014 I meant
Do Titans fans actually exist?
Slept through preseason, what did I miss?
AVAPEDO KEK
>>157346347Has Ninja ever even tried to kick a field goal?
>>157346373It’s all trash, so what if it’s free? It’s still just free garbage to pick out of the trash...
>2011+15>nostalgia postingISHYGDDT
>>157346313Santa's Village North PoleFrostgodsXpress Racing Worldwide ltd.December
beat avanigger to death with a hammer. light avanigger on fire. throw avanigger into a woodchipper
>>157346398Was Hot Ladaddy turning to have words with him?
>>157346390Same stuff, same day—nothing ever happens in sports. It’s all just fake, yeah, yeah, yeah, we won.
legite question why does any anon here feel the need to post with an ava? isnt breaking a rule?
>>157346400I asked for a new grill last year and you didn't bring one you fat fuck
>>157346398kwab all time moment
Remember when the NFL tried to have its own Discord server?
>>157346410Do you feel like crying?
>>157346398Having to create a big narrative over a simple handshake is exactly why football feels so boring.
Wings are done
Seattle Jailhawks
>>157346411Maybe don't be an asshole and I might bring your bitchass something this time around. You're lucky I didn't throw coal and break your windows.
>>157346410Why do you type like a stinky Jeet?
>>157346420Save me the food inside the bones; it’s the best part.
>>157346419No, everything seems boring because you are
>>157346416Not a proper answerIAYC
>>157346420>wings look patheticftfy
apparently clav is making an appearance at the Super Bowl. Kind of excited
>>157346431>>157346427
>>157346434They need to rest, they are tires just came out of the oven.
>>157346411I'm just a production elf s-s.. sir
>>157346430He shook my hand too hard, so let’s talk about it for 5–6 days and examine it from every possible angle BORING
>SAAAAAR YOU CAN'T JUST AVATAR FAG YOU BREAK RULES I AM TELLING THE JANITOR ON YOU SAR
on a date with mina
>>157346435You will never be sentient, stream zombie
>>157346442I refuse to interact with nasty third worlders on the internet. Dont ever you me again bloody saar
>>157346457sorry to hear that
>>157346466IAYC :^)
>a tieYep, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me dawg
>>157346457Oh look, it’s a talking head going on about something unimportant regarding a team no one cares about, yet we have to listen just because they’re a talking head.
>>157346453Calm down Gym Shorts.
>>157346457Is that Nick Kroll back there? I'm a one man fan club of Kroll Show, it caught the moment as a sketch show in the Cable/Internet transition and never found the audience it deserved
>>157346473Don’t get me started on soccer, with all the flopping, questionable refereeing, and those frustrating 0-0 ties.. BORING
>>157346453He also clearly says, "Good try you stupid motherfucker, I bet my ass cheeks would make your face warm"
>>157346485I’ll calm down when you guys stop trying to overexaggerate everything.
>>157346457Sideshow Bob was right about Yalie Manners
>>157346503Stop being a faggot.
>>157346473blame Venezuela
>aaron glenn is still employed
Matt was able to stand tall and conduct himself with dignity and integrity because he knows that at the end of the day, he's the better coach on the better organization and is the only one between them who is going to end up with at least one ring. Meanwhile the Ben gremlin gets overexcited and acts like a dick over one playoff victory because of the Napoleon complex from knowing, deep down, that he is inferior.
>>157346506I’ll stop being a faggot when you guys stop drooping your balls in my mouth
>>157346512Holy fuck I'm so glad he didn't want to coach the Saints.
>>157346517matts a bitch
>>157346517Who raped you?
There was a moment a couple years ago under Salah that the Jest almost looked like playoff contenders and in that brief instant, Jest faggots were so insufferable that I got a glimpse into the horrors that would unfold if they were ever actually good. It is God himself keeping them down, for the good of us all
>laloser>dignity and integrity.
>>157346536>There was a moment a couple years ago under Salah that the Jest almost looked like playoff contenders And then he wore a Lebanon patch and got fired for anti-semitism, lmao
>>157346506I can’t deal with another year of your petty nonsense, and it’s not just you—it’s the same all over social media. its the same bullshit over and over again
>>157346532>>157346539Wtf... is he... mildly exclaiming??
Bad night for bubble kickers and punters. Borregales probably isn't going to be a Patriot tomorrow. Grupe went 0-1 as Schrader went 2-2. Waitman was the worst punter tonight. That Japanese kicker Honda Toyota went 0-1. In QB news Minshew might take Brisket's job in Arizona and 49er Martinez will likely start the NFL season carrying bricks for a local construction company.
Speaking of Saleh.
Bros I demolished those wings.
>>157346552you do it FOR FREE. you post slop FOR FREE
The actual kino team plays tomorrow
>>157346558holy shit.... fuckin demolished
>>157346556What happened here
>>157346561
>>157346561(kino team not pictured)
>>157346558Demolish this bussy
>>157346558King
>>157346561>18 ranked QB>in preseason
>>157346564Eryn didn't want a hug.
>>157346555>In QB news Minshew might take Brisket's job in ArizonaRaiders game the commentators were saying teams don't typically take 3 QB's going into the season so..
>>157346556That's the reaction of a closeted homosexual man who probably had a hand his head coach's inexplicably early departure.
>>157346561Broncos heading to Atlanta tonight.
GAHNTA
>>157346560its the same slop every year like forever and ever...
>>157346571maybe i will, faggot
>>157346583It’s just a preseason game, so relax with the antics like your team just won the Super Bowl.
>>157346558Dis nigga eatin wangs
Well I was expecting more, but at least it looks like we got our kicker of the future at least
>>157346606MattGod knows not waste any effort in preseason, unlike a tryhard like Mike McCarthy who is constantly trying to prove he's not a big fat joke
>>157346584I made this one, I can always tell by the shitty copy and paste job.
>>157346556Why is roger so mean
>>157346606It’s just one preseason game. I don’t think I can handle this with you guys. Do you even read what you write before posting?
what's next for nine?
>>157346606Shut the fuck up canacuck.
>>157346615The 2026-27 football season is approaching, and it’s time to make more exciting changes. Can we drop the Fumble Cats? its boring, stale, and were never funny to begin with.
Is anons cat still coaching the titans for this game? Was the contract renewed for this season?
>>157346580Brissett had some good games last year. That game against the Colts was great.
Queef xisters and Broncuck faggots are going to be insufferable itg this season as they battle neck and shoulders for 11-6
>Rams playing both Bennett and Simpson on SaturdayShould be fun
Liked what I saw from my teams rooks and 2nd years outside of the early drives (Stribling in particular was everything you wanted to see from a rookie WR) but Cam Ward is actually dogshit, Kurtis Rourke looked more like an NFL QB than he did and this is his first ever start
>>157346639Why are you so angry?
>>157346584>>157346615This one was my favorite, if you know what happened a few minutes later.
>>157346649He had McBride and Harrison and still lost.
>>157346660cams elite
>>157346660shut the fuck up when its just ONE fukken game
>>157346672Embarrassing for #9 on the browns.
>>157346677Nine is the new cursed nfl number
>>1573466531. It's neck and neck, coastie paco.2. There is not going to be a battle for anything, Buckbrokencos are nobodies. The AFCW is between your reigning dynasty Chiefs, and the choke master Chargers. Bronkeks do nothing, mean nothing, and are nothing.
>another jesterguild meltie
>>157344818coors light. maybe some popcorn
save the fukken cheerleading until the 3rd preseason game. Every year you come in here with the same nonsense about how a preseason game is just as great as a regular season game.
>>157346677All he had to do was sign or ask to get traded to the cowboys, and he could’ve gotten a ring for the next few years amd pair with the best qb!! Oh well! His loss! We dem boyz! How bout them cowboys! It’s our year!!
>they traded up and doubled down with $55M/yr...
>>157346623Drawing porn of his fursona for pennies
Chargers finner start 2-4
AHHHHHH I STEPPED ON A LEGO I CAN'T PLAY THIS SEASON SAVE ME JUSTIN JEFFERSON
>>157346666I was talking about the game in general. It was a fun game.
keeeek vikecucks
>>157346713How can that happen when they are clearly going 3-0 to start out?
>Joe Bussy
>>157346713WWLLWI see them starting 3-2 and then getting reffieballed against mutthomes in queefsas shitty.
>>157346564Saleh was butthurt that Rodgers skipped part of training camp to go to Egypt so he went to a press conference and made it clear he disqpproved and kind of made it sound like Rodgers went awol or something. But Rodgers had supposedly discussed it with him beforehand and was super pissed that Saleh took what should have been a nothingburger preseason story and turned it into a hitpiece on him. So Rodgers decided Saleah could eat a dick after that and treated him with overt contempt the rest of the season
>>157346730Defense will regress
>>157346723>t. paco juan lopez rodriguez III from ELL EYYYY.
>>157346713W vs CardsW vs RaidersL vs BillsW vs SeahawksW vs BronkeksL to ChiefiesBYE WEEKL to Rigged RamsL to Texans defenseW vs RavensW vs JetsW vs PatriotsW vs BucsW vs RaidersL to NinersW vs DolphinsL to ChiefiesW vs Bronkeks11-6
>>157346752>queefs furry wants to talk "rigged"
Remember when the Chargers went 14-2 and still lost in the Divisional Round?
>>157346758Myles Garrett suddenly going to your loaded team the same season you're hosting the owl again is like when the Lakers traded for Luca. Nobody else could make that trade in all this time?Rigged Rams
>>157346783>yourretard.
>>157346740And Rodgers most likely had a hand in getting Saleh punted out of New Jersey. Rodgers could scarcely stifle his laughter when notorious Rodgers dick rider Patrick McAfee asked about Rodgers about it on Youtube. This might explain why Glenn give Rodgers the cold shoulder. Glenn gets in the building and half the lifers are whispering in his ear that the washed fudge packing ex-Packer QB sent Saleh packing. Glenn's like >yup, fuck this queer. we're going with Fields.
>>157346758>>157346783Xhe's right
>>157346786Glenn made that decision because he's a black coach looking for a black quarterback fyi
>>157346795Wrong.
>>157346808Sounds based
Rigged Rams. Everyone say it with me, it's kind of catchyAsterisk season. Rigged Rams.
>>157346783true. Where would the Lakers be right now without the most obviously rigged trade in history?>no lebum>top draw is Austin ReavesThe league had to force a star in no matter how illogical it was. >>157346786Saleh was kicked out for pic related and nothing else.
>ok so we already have a super team but we still suck and the super bowl is in LA this year okay hmmm leds see leds add Myles Garrett I know him he's a good pwayer, and leds add hmmmm Aawon Donald hes also good and hmmmm can I add Thanos, Mistew Goodell?
>>157344549how do we feel about mccarthy steelerbros?
>>157346772They had the #1 offense #1 defense and fired their HC too! although they hilariously had the #32 ranked Special Teams
>>157346821what even is that
>Steelers stole our defense Come back Patrick...
>>157346821>Saleh lost his job for wearing a pinecone on his hoody Damn, Woody Johnson doesn't dick around with that sharia law shit.
>>157346849bad special teams will crush you in games against good teams. just ask the 2025 rams
>>157346846Staffgod just needs a LITTLE more help still, I feel
>>157346225she's worn rams and raiders gear before
>>157346855the flag of lebanon. the country Saleh's parents left when it got diversified by radical islam.
>>157346861
>>157346847still disappointed
>>157346786Technically Saleh got fired because the team underachieved but Rodgers 100% pushed fot it to happen. If he was disrespecting the guy openly he sure as fuck wasn't endorsing him behind the scenesAnd I mostly blame Saleh. He was right that Rodgers should have been there and working with his new teammates as much as possible but fuck, dude, you don't just go to a preseason press conference and put your free agent veteran qb acquisition on blast before he's even played a snap. Especially not if he's a first-ballot HOFer and you're a first-year coach no one is really sure about. A smart coach defuses that situation and airs his grievances internally, Saleh dropped a bomb on his season before it even started.
>>157346861Why is a colorized photo of the head coach of the Oregon Ducks in 1952 being posted in an NFL general?
>>157346867Could I intwest you in a twade for Patwick Mahomes, mayhaps?
>>157346902N-no... whoa, look over there, look! It's the Bills!
Pretty excited for De'Zhaun Stribling. There was nothing else to be learned from this preseason game for 49ers fans. We might have a pass rush but it was against the Titans.
Eli Manning is a HoF QB, the stats alone from his 2 postseason runs is more than 99% of QBs will ever accomplish
>>157346929I'm afwaid I must insist
>>157346878yeah. i went to the game and the stadium was pretty dead.
>>157346964Not the dimly lit room with another pregnant woman waiting in line to the left
Aw geez rick look at what the patriots were lining up in
>>157346895I agree with everything you wrote.
Don’t come in here getting excited over one preseason game like you’re hosting a podcast. The talking heads are already filling airtime with plenty of that nonsense. Go listen to them if that’s all you’re going to talk about.
>one new avafagpedo pops up after that last oneNoticing
>>157346986pop some tylenol and go to bed
>>157346986Okay but check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMu88PyDeKM
>>157347001Strib club ROTY season loading
>>157346992you are mentally ill
>>157347003Oh boy, did you see how my fourth-string QB won the game? And did you catch that fifth-string DB tackle that fourth-string QB?
>HOLY WAHOOLY!! HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE CARDINALS OFFENSIVE DVOA THROUGH 2 PRESEASON GAMES??!? OH MY STARRY NIGHTS I'VE NEVER NEVER SEEN SUCH EFFICIENCY!!!! METHINKS THIS WILL SURELY TRANSLATE TO REGULAR SEASON SUCCESS OH YES THE CARDINALS HYPE TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION GENTLEMEN!!!
>>157346783Because other franchises don't have the balls to trade players like Goff or Verse for HOF caliber upgrades
one month later both the 4th string qb and 5th string players are out the league or on PRATICE SQUAD
>>157344549The dinner at Midnight:
my mendozie {=>_^=}
>>157347076That looks like breakfast.
>>157347067It’s all so boring and exhausting, happening year after year. Football is becoming really dull and kind of lame.
>>157347071Except in San Francisco.
>>157347076What are we looking at here
>>157347076Shit like this is the reason why West Virginia is the fattest state in the country
>>157347085We know, we know, every team is special at finding talent. Here we go again and again with the nonsense.
>>157347067Memes aside this is literally how 90% of nfl media think
>>157347095Looks like eggs, biscuit, sausage, gravy and potatoes. That's why I called it breakfast.
>>157347095It looks like a eggs, sausage, potatoes, and cornbread smothered in gravy. What kind of a cityfag yankee doesnt recognize the classic American breakfast.
>>157347107so do you faggots on social media
>>157347101He means our whole te will be injured again, you retard.
>>157347120Flat light, dull colors, phone screen on night mode, etc Made it hard to see details beyond that its a pile of food
>>157347069Yeah nobody but the Rams would be able to pull the trigger on trading a Jared Verse tier player for the best defensive player in the league. All along, Les Snead was simply the best GM in the league with the clear vision that Myles Garrett > Jared Verse
>>157346660I really liked what I saw from dugger and Prysock
>>157347076eggs look sad, meat looks dry potatoes look undercooked
>>157347128shut up
>>157347140You've never fried potatoes in your life retard, they look extra crispy
allarchads......we won.
>>157347138What did you notice in that one preseason game besides a bunch of missed tackles and holding calls? The same thing you see in all preseason games
>>157347101If anything this game showed that Shanahan being able to make a high school QB look like a pro is a myth, or has limits. But yes, they'll be on their 4th string by the end of the season. They lost their 3rd string guy in this preseason game.
>>157347140How can eggs look sad
>>157347145nah the extra sauce over the potatoes was to cover up the dried-out taste
>>157347149How'd he look compared to Will Coward
lets talk about jenny
It's Jenny's world we're just posting in it
How many games till benching if cam ward continues to play like last year?And who's their backup qb?
>>157347145Nah looks like he didnt even parboil the potatoes before roasting. They look dry
>>157347158Trey Lance ring a bell
>>157347159its more a reflection of what i'd be feeling when handed that plate
>>157347182>And who's their backup qb?You already know it's Levis why did you bother asking?
>>157347159Check your huevos cabron jajajaja
>>157347162Yes sirs sauce two bland Timmy does not seasoned his food unlike nani mas famous curry
>>157347178eggsactly
>>157347190Hendon Hooker is still in the league?
>>157347190>>157347182We'll trade them Mac or Rourke for a pair of 2027 5ths
Mitchell Trubussy
>>157347183Kill yourself
>>157347221and the Cowboys fan is posting again...
>>157347221Seems a bit gay, but whatever works
>>157347221Is Jerry gonna sign Pickens this year or wait till next year when he's worth double?
Jenny can I visit you at workWhile you're spamming ava postsNo panties no shirtThen you climb back up the poleThen you drop and do the splitsThen you make that bussy talk Baby damn you on some new shit
>>157347221OH FUCK THAT GETS A HEARTY SKOL FROM ME VIKINGS BRO
>>157347229He just cut up the taters and threw em in the oven lolCouldnt be me
>>157347221Bolt up btw
>>157347221and the home of theCHIEFS
Kiwi you’re going to lose support if you post gay porn in the genny
>>157347221HOL UP HOL UP
>>157347245( )•( )
There was a granny in her early 70's at a nursing home I used to work at that kept touching me and hugging me when I would help her around. One day coming back from the hospital she was still weak so she asked for help to the bathroom. When she was all done, she said she missed me, hugged me, kissed my cheeks and then my neck. Immediately I felt a tingle so I kissed her back which lead to making out followed by her giving me a blowjob after helping her back into bed. Granny absolutely knows what she's doing bc it was probably one of my best job I've had. She wanted me to finish inside so I did and then she fingered it out and licked it all up. Never had anyone do that before and it was such a turn on. We continued this secret relationship until she passed. She told me that I brought excitement back to her life having something to look forward to in boring old age.
What NFL team is she a fan of?
been wearing the same shirt and shorts for about two months now havent bathed either
>>157347291she shits and farts and pisses from there
>>157347293I work in a hot dirty machine shop, workout 4 days a week, and don't have AC at my house and haven't showered in 5 days
>>157347221SKOL Ramilia!
>>157347291looks like jenny from behind eh
>>157347293>>157347308Jets fans stopped caring a long time ago
>>157347291Rams
>>157347100Traditionally that's a breakfast Jim Bob's wife makes Sunday before church that he'd burn off through the rest of the week working in the coal mines and then tending to a garden and walking in the woods hunting for ginseng and molly moochers in the summer and deer hunting in the fall. Now Jim Bob Jr. sits in a rock truck for work instead and drives a four-wheeler in the woods and probably burns 1/4 of the calories his daddy did.
>>157347291She was an Oregon fan so probably the Seahawks
49ers downfall
>>157347404Cia sniper got him with the ice bullet right in the tendon
>athletic freak knows what you're going to do before you do it because he's also good at your positionHow is this fair?
Remember /nfl/Dont run when it comes
>>157347465people say he can't tackle but i saw him force a fumble on the 1 yard line on a trap play to win in overtime against baylor
>changes logo again
>>157347404Based
Best helmets in the league
>>157347559I mean it’s alright
>>157347559Soulless design for a soulless franchise
>>157347559>Ruined gay soulless zoomer knock off of the most oldest and most iconic helmet in all of sportsNo
>>157347559fitting the bold, golden horns of the St Louis Rams have been desaturated, stripped of their luster and even cracked in halfthe St Louis Rams were alive, the Los Angeles Rams wear a desiccated skull on their helmets
>>157347625based leadhead
>>157347559why'd they go with cum for the horn color?
>>157347625>still crying about st. LoserRams have won more games in half the decade of time they have been back home than in the entirety of the time they spent in St. Louis lmao
>>157347291Awooga thick thighs butt sexy hobbit gf
>>157347625>Years spent in L.A. 58 >years spent in St. Louis 20 The Rams are spiritually an L.A. team and any other opinion is pure cope
>>157347658ya but the greatest show on turf was the last NFL storyline where everybody was still locked into the same cultural zeitgeist media train, so it's romanticized heavily
How is this board so fucking dead now
>>157347665Wrong, they're originally from Cleveland
>>157347670I never said they weren’t from Cleveland though did I?
>>157347670where were they located when the first SuperBowl happened?
Don’t look up what Drew Allar did to the fudge packers
Bakey can I, just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is Bakey can I?
How did Rams fans feel about going to the dark gold? Have success in the 70s and 80s and win a Super Bowl in '99 with the classic blue and yellow look. Then do a gay "modern" update for the 00s and they lose on a walkoff field goal to the Patriots and the Greatest Show On Turf crashes and burns within the next few years winning only one Super Bowl. Seems like the fans would think it was unlucky and never want to wear go back to that look.
Simply put everybody remembers the great show on Turfnobody is going to remember this rams team unless Staffie wins 2 and Aaron Donald gets Superbowl MVP
>>157347685Where were they located when they won their first NFL Championship
>>157347669All boards are "dead" nowBut in fact we are just returning to traffic from when the board was still more niche. Its around 2011-2013 levels atm.
>>157347669Millennials grew up
>>157347704You know you dont care about pre merger championships you are just trying to win an argument. Rams have spent the majority of their time as an LA team.
>>157347693I just watched every throw he made. I don't see why people are acting like he had some crazy performance.
>>157347707I thought it was more active back then
>>157347667Eh, the Taylor Swift Chiefs just happened.
>>157347703All the OG’s and uncs out here in LA remember the Fearsome Foursome and Eric Dickerson tho
>>157347669well all the entertaining people to be around left around the time an eastern european schizo was spamming pizza over the board in any thread that so much had a post deemed to them as "unrelated to sports" so what was left was a bunch of unentertaining autists, tripfags and ritual posters so anyone else that weathered the storm just trickled out slowly to where we are today leaving after a season ended and never coming back.
>>157347735What about Vince Ferragamo throwing the game-losing interception in Super Bowl XIV
I don’t wanna start him at QB, but he sucks a good cock and therefor he earned the job
>>157347743Enough about Gayleb.
>>157347735Nobody was alive back thenMost people here were born when the Rams played in St. Louis unless we have 10 year olds here
>>157347753Most people here were born before 1995.
I've seen enough, my Raidies are going to the promised land
When do my ravens play? (That I just became a fan of)
>>157347761I doubt it at this point. The 2016 election did irreparable damage to this website's userbase
>>157347698I personally liked the color scheme as a kid I never had a problem with it although now I do think its a bit bland compared to what we have now depending on various factors that will never exist would welcome them as alternate colors one day.
>>157347762The basement of the NFL?
>>157347768The 2016 election brought in older people, not younger.
>>157347698Like most late 90s and 2000s aesthetics, it has aged horribly. I never liked it in the first place though, the classic blue and yellow uniforms were perfect to me.
>>157347776It's what followed. Notably the e-celeb worshippers
>>157347791You gotta stop letting everyone with a pulse hit it
>>157346623>what's next for nine?
>>157346672Did he make the pass?
>>157347559Walmart
>>157347791we call that "twink death" here in caliwali
>still talking about some out-of-division 2nd string QBjose paco juan luis rodridgeuz smith III for ELLLL EYYYYYYYYYY everyone.
>>157347404I've mentioned this before: There's a very popular misconception that this was a freak injury that happened out of nowhere at that moment. In reality he had already injured himself by trying to guard Kelce one on one up to this point in the game. The reason he's hopping like that on the sidelines is because he's already feeling some sort of tweak and trying to man it out / test it out. That's the straw that breaks the camel's back and it snaps next time he tries to run In other words, it wasn't just sheer bad luck, it was the direct result of trying to keep up with Kelce
>>157347787It's crazy how much Jalen Hurts makes great plays at the right moments to win games.
kinda funny when you realize that despite all of the media astroturf bustin turdburt is the 4th most accomplished quarterback in the AFCW
>>157347852name one other AFCW QB who's had sex with a mildly attractive older Asian married woman
>>157347866>mildly attractive older Asian married woman
the rams look like a generic movie football opponent
>>157346731That's Lions DE/EDGE Ahmed Hassanein, who got 2 sacks, 3 QB hits, 1 forced fumble and 2 tackles for loss in the game, while frequently being double teamed.I can't wait to see him play opposite Hutchinson, those two will be feasting on QBs and if they don't make the play, the two of them alone will soak up 4 offensive linemen, leaving somebody else on the Lions D-Line to make the play.
>>157347883Is this this that psycho Egyptian dude?
>>157347883I could heem him any day
>>157347875Sounds based asf. H8 the rasm tho.
The Rams are nothing more than a slightly better Bengals. They are not a serious team.
>>157347906>>157347906>>157347906New
>>157347903gonna be hilarious when they go 9-8 and get bounced in the wildcard
Quarterback of the futureTyson DetzmerI have forseen it.
