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brewers boy vs cubs girl be like
>>157344583Doyers
First for a blight of corn smut
dodgers
>>157344583What a mustache
Bring back the NASCAR game and retire this trash
>>157344583now THIS was a ball player, kids these days just don't get it*sips*
>>157344583I bet his nose wouldn't have gotten so large and round if he didnt pull on his stache to shape it like that, his entire life.
doyers!
>>157344604A
kek calipacos seething at the field of dreams and the white and black people it represents
>handlebars for the mustache ride
>>157344604it's obviously A. B just looks retarded.
>>157344614that was kinoamerica needs more crossover sporting events
>>157344626Mexicans LOVE Kevin Costner though
/nu/ tho?
>>157344604Cats have four legs so obviously B
Reminder that Brooklyn Dodgers brought black people into baseball then got run out of New York for a brighter future in sunny California, where the cultural center of the world is located
>doyerpacos seething about schwaber because his dad is white and his mom is latina
It probably really bugs A. Nola that nobody thinks of him as The Nola
>>157344614please god not again
>>157344649>capeshit is the cultural center of the world o algo
Dumping loads in latinas is the patrician’s choice because you either get Schwarber or Ana De Armas
>>157344663I think most hispanic Dodger fans use reddit or twitter. The Dodger fans here are loser millenials or genx
>>157344649california isn't even the cultural center of its own coast
>>157344678>gay son or thot daughter
>>157344583https://youtu.be/vkbFKfIpUq4
what player in the mlb does this remind you of?
>>157344644kino
Reminder that when the east coast asks California to jump California asks how high.Just look into who owns the dodgers
>>157344678shohei was supposed to create a line of asianx athletes
>on the rag again
>>157344678this
>>157344699zesty lightskin nigga? mookie betts
>>157344699PCA
doyerpacos get riled up when they get overshadowed lol, esp when it's the hated east coast/flyovers doing it
Why is there a fence out there? Make these fucks look for a ball in the corn
screech mindFUCKed cubs girls!!!
There’s a Fanduel logo plastered on the right field wall. Really in the spirit of the Black Sox.
Reminder that the players in the field of dreams were all dead and MLB is too cowardly to carry the bit through
>>157344720
>>157344734Why does he have ape arms
>>157344746I’m not sure that Harper is a living creature of flesh and blood.
>>157344745Coward.
Netflix is even jewing people out of the play-by-play website
dick in ur ass!
>>157344734p-please
/mlb/ needs to learn to respect women
>>157344746lel
I got Netflix so I can watch this game and the GTA6 Trailer, after that, I'm cancelling it.
>>157344790*cums on her stupid face*
>>157344770What do you mean >>157344773Is the implication real like should I bring women on boats
>>157344790Was funny seeing calipacos seethe about her
>>157344790i love women (male)!
Be honest. Have any of you guys actually seen the movie?
>>157344832No it always sounded dumb to me
>>157344832once and it was largely forgettable
>>157344832femboy sluts go nuts 3? yes. yes, i have.
>>157344807>not on her backWhat are you doing Uruguay?
Field of Steamed Hams
>>157344832I don’t watch movies or baseball
>>157344832my girlfriend (male) loves that movie
>>157344832I prefer Bull Durham
>>157344832anyone who hasn't knows exactly ZERO ball
Cubgers day
When is the official MLB Sandlot game??
>>157344832no I hate Costner, The Postman isnthe worst film ever made.
>>157344870Dances With Wolves is unironically great
>>157344734>>157344773As a cubs girl made me horny
>>157344832Yes
>>157344832yea, it's kinda silly if I'm honest, I wouldn't watch it againlike that other anon said, Bull Durham is way better and more entertaining he's just not a particularly good actor
>>157344813Maybe it's because of no ABS, I don't know
>>157344869Did someone say Sandlot?
holy shit he's safe
I’ll lay a 3,200 foot lateral in your pay zone baby
KWAB
deary me he had that too
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
>>157344853If she actually had that tattoo, I 100% would.
>>157344904>>157344908what happened?
>t___s
It would’ve been infinitely more entertaining if he had to scramble through the corn looking for the ball for the inside the Peter Parker, a Mary Jane’s finga they call it
>>157344734Ngh...
>>157344916I’d cum on that bird too with my zinc and selenium enhanced loads
WHAT A PLAY BY KEASCHALL
>>157344870you're an idiot. field of dreams, bull durham, the untouchables, dances with wolves, and waterworld are all certified kino.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Wow twins are assNot that anyone ever watches them
>>157344855
>>157344935
>>157344917Twins right fielder almost robbed Schwarber of a homerun, but it bounced off his glove and over the wall.
Most entertaining game I've watch so far.
>>157344896this might have been me except I've never been to boise.
Schwarber, the Prince of Latina Queens
>>157344877>Pocahontas 8.0 is great It's just another colonizer goes native for pussy story.
>>157344953my stream might be a solid 2 to 3 minutes behind
Kyle is the real Ray Liotta
>>157344853no he's right. busting on a chick's face is awesome.
does anyone have a webum of freddie falling into the dugout?
>>157344970I miss him bros
kek twinkskek leadheads
>>157344917
Even I can tell these twins niggas suck balls.
>>157344964is native pussy really that powerful?
>>157344977Not as good as in her mouth but yeah better visuals
>>157344977busting on that smug bird is pure kino. More ladies should get team tramp stamps I can jizz on
A lot of people talking shit about Field of Dreams. Post you favorite baseball movie then.
hated Kyle "WMLF" Schwaber
>>157344993It's literally the only redeeming factor of non white people>Wild pussy
>>157344993>rightoids wanna deport this for more Indians
Dyersville doesn't have an airport or hotels, you guys think they stayed in Cedar Rapids and just took a bus?
The LF is his mom
>>157344998really like Eephus and Everybody Wants Some personallyMajor League obv a classic too
>>157345012shut up bitchknees
>>157344994mouth is overrated. for me it's bootyhole cavity > face > gine > mouth > body
>>157344998
>>157344998Rocky
>>157345005Isn't he puerto rican
wait schwarber's a spic? kek
>>157345031only his moms sidedad is a gringo
>>157345015100%
>>157345035it wouldn't surprise me, he is kinda swarthy looking
kyle schwarber cortez
>>157344998League of their ownSandlot The perfect gameThe rookie
>>157345022Sorry didn't know I was talking to a faggot...
>gringo drops loads in latina pussy>makes elite baseball player
the great schwarbambiño
>dago baseball
>>157345022For straight men it's>Creampie>Mouth>Face>Tits >On the ass>Pull out belly shot
>>157344998Honestly just major league and bad news bears
>>157344987For me, it was his performance in Cop Land. Underrated movie.
>>157344987kek
>>157345055>>157345071dorkass nerdos
I drink a lot of water and do pelvic floor exercises so I just say I’m going for the belly but always get her face anyway shit is so cash >oh no, it happened again I’m sorry ;^)
Will there even be a league after this season?
>>157345057a tale as old as the origin of the Americas
>>157345071you're clearly closeted and trying to present as an idealized version of what you think a man should be
>>157345057decent number of hapas too, baseball is truly the sport for mutts
>>157344981
For me it's cumming on her balls.
After the lockout, all these bums will be playing in a field of dreams
>>157345125THIS. and licking yours mixed with hers after she nuts on her own tumtum!
Some gay ass niggas in here rn
>>157345103can you blame the conquistadors really
>>157345151I'm literally a girl
>>157345151Baseball is for everyone chud
>>157345151icsamcrn
cornhole 'em!
>>157345162Ass is too big
>>157345105>t. Butt loving fagotSodomy is a sin even with a woman.
I'm not gay I like to fuck latinas
>>157345162they're 70% european
>>157345201you've never had a handjob or a blowjob?
>>157345102Yes and it will look like this
>>157345201you're the *faggot and a smooth brained one at that
sex havers*click*you have 10 seconds to leave
still can't believe the knicks won a title
>>157345212Sodomy is specifically buttfucking, it's why God hates gays specifically
>>157345209Maybe 30% at max. They look indigenous
>>157345218>Nooo it's totally normal to want a literal shit hole guysKek
>>157345223>Sodomy is specifically buttfuckingliterally provably false
>>157345227I can help them get that ratio up if you know what I mean :)
Half of this thread is off-topic
>>157345236>Fags trying to revise againGender and sex are also synonymous
>>157345245you think i'm paying fucking NETFLIX to watch a couple games a year? lmaoooo
If you know anything about the modern white nationalist scene, you’d know that WMLF is considered acceptable and there’s plenty of so-called white men like Schwarber calling themselves WNs. Nick Fuentes is a prime example of Schwarberean dialectic
>>157345217>thisisbait.jpg
>>157345257wat
This is the worst the genny has been since the phillies stunk up the all star game
Pretty crazy you don’t even really see baseball equipment advertised during baseball games like Rawlings already knows the next generation of studs are coming from Venezuela
>>157345253>uh yes those mouths can touch dicks>BUT NOT THOSE ONES NOOOOO
>>157345254what about to watch the GTA6 trailer
>>157345270Tbf the philthies are also currently playing so it fits
Philthies fanatic is trying to cope with his hero being a spic
kek Chicanos seething that latinas love BWC
Ray Liotta saying “corn pone pussy” in Hannibal lel
The girl here
i like netflix's score bug
>>157345284if you play this slop you are an actual npc
>>157345280Faggotry is faggotry no matter what your doing. Male on male is auto faggotry. Butt fucking is disgusting because it's a literal hole of shit. Either way you are disgusting.
>>157345083just watched it the other day. such a criminally underrated movie with a stacked cast.
>>157345308rather be disgusting than fuckin boring
We're having gay sex in the cornfields. Come join!
Mexicans got mocked relentlessly on the World Stage during the WC because all their women were hooking up with foreigners and the men were cucked and cheered it on
This game is some Baudrillard shit
latinx here. Our women worship BWC and laugh out our minuscule, brown, pathetic excuse for a penis.
kino purple and red sky though
>>157345314>I can't be entertained unless literal shit is involved Kek
Harvey Keitel has one of those faces that will never exist again like Charles Bronson or the fat parking cop from Die Hard 2
>>157345316source?
>>157345305It's actually pretty kino
Another ball that should be in a corn field right now
>>157344998Moneyball might be the best sports movie in general
>philthies defense
>>157345217>Portland>No Salt Lake City
>>157345338nigga what
I haven't watched and of the cornfield games
The Naked Gun is the best sports movie ever made. rns know
>>157344998major league
>>157345347true. and its fun remembering oj before he was framed for murder. better times
>>157345343They're not gonna add another meme high elevation team
nypd is the largest gang in the world. it outsizes several nations' entire armed forces.
A man is only allowed to cry twice in his life. During the birth of his first son and when the Cubs win the eries
>>157345347https://youtu.be/ysdiHTa_nTo
>>157345343>Salt Lake Shitty
>>157345115too fucking funny
>>157345366Death of dad got me pretty good. What it really is is "boys dont cry" (in public)If something is so bad you gotta cry you go take care of it it private then come back once you've composed yourself
>>157345324you're the biggest phony and douche here. if you actually lived your values, you wouldn't be here. you don't like anyone here and no one likes you. you're nothing but a lonely clown.
>fucking a woman in the ass is gayyou guys lmao, I know you don’t fuck
>>157345380jesus what a bitch you are
>>157345387
>>157345387gross, poop comes from there
>>157344583How do i grow a mustache like this? Do i just need to apply oil to it everyday?
>>157345217merge the leagues into 4 big divisions
>>157345391I'll give you something to cry about
>>157345347Not a sports movie it’s a spoof comedy with a sports scene at the end
>>157345347>the mariners lose
Uhh Phillies bros...It's the twins...
>tloses
>>157345343Tillamook cheese is too powerful. They will bring baseball to Portland. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't Tillamook
>>157345401that's why you stick it in her mouth after
>>157345412Hunting a man is the most dangerous sport
>>157345421See they're all just faggots who hate women
>>157345421This anon fucks
posters in this thread be man hunting fr
>>157345284Ponder the aroma
this isn't a joke, this actually happens
>>157345434Metabolized vodka spritzer, sweat, sun tan lotion, and probably cigarettes
top 5 baseball movies in order1. Major League 2. The Sandlot3. Field of Dreams4. The Natural5. Moneyball
>>157345455I've never seen The Natural...
>>157345307the only vidya I play now is total war
>>157345469you can watch it for free on pluto
>>157345469most gays haven't
arraez is such a meme
A league of their ownThe babeHigh and outsideNight game
>>157345455Angels in the Outfield
>>157345455you have shit taste and you're not the ceo of anythying
cub 'em!
>>157345477>just take a rocket to giant ice rock at the edge of the solar system to watch a free movie brofuck off
Arraez con pollo jajaja
>>157345500teehee!
I had a send out a John Deere letter telling my wife I was fucking my best friend
>>157345455We are calling for a vote of no confidence due to a serious lack of Rookie of the Year in your rankings.
>>157345502this but unironically
> Battlefield Baseball (2003): A wild Japanese slapstick action-horror-comedy about a high school team forced into a violent, surreal game against blue-faced zombie opponents
>>157345083>>157345310To anyone that decides to check it out, be sure to watch the Director's Cut version.
>>157345517monitoring this post
>Blood Games (1990): A gritty thriller/horror hybrid where an all-women traveling baseball team defeats local men in a small town and ends up hunted down in the woods in a deadly game of survival.
>>157345495>Shit taste Just like these anal lovers
>>157345541
> Night Game (1989): A Houston police detective (played by Roy Scheider) hunts a serial killer whose throat-slashing murders strangely align with the winning games of a fictional star Astros pitcher.
Baseketball
>>157345547t.
> Ed (1995): Matt LeBlanc stars alongside a literal, baseball-playing chimpanzee who gets traded to a minor-league team and plays third base.
seeing white people activates my fight-or-flight response. It must be due to inherited trauma.
>>157345555Checked
If there was a movie about breaking curses...
>>157345420
>>157345517thinking about this post
>>157345571I bet your sister's going out with SQUEAK
for me it's colby jack or muenster...
>>157345562>t.
>>157345593i look like this and post here
>>157345593>>157345383
So I tells my sarge about da John Deere letter and I end up getting promoted. He tells me the Army don’t want a man of my statue interacting with privates all day
ass drunk
>>157345593lol gotteeem
If you’ve never felt a girl squeeze her asshole around your cock as she cums then you’re still a virgin. >>157345613druk*
>brewcrew vs doggiesyep its kino
I wanted to buy myself a baseball, but turns out the only place I can get them here is at Decathlon, and they are around 32 burger bucks for two. Fuck that noise.
>>157345500I kekedbut seriously, they have quite a few baseball movies including moneyball and other baseball related programs
I think current Colt Emerson might be the worst MLB hitter I've ever seen. He is NOT ready.
>>157345608you know, what with the best friend fuckin and all
>>157345455>1. Major LeagueS++>2. The SandlotA->3. Field of DreamsC>4. The NaturalB>5. MoneyballA+
>>157345632yeah that's a little crazy. you might be able to get one online for cheap
>>157345636he started off great too, but he’s obviously not ready yet and needs to be sent down
>I gave the Phillies green man CPRWith that fuckin nose how
>>157345608
anyone who doesn't like field of dreams is gayer than anal sex with a man
>>1573454551. Bull Durham2. Moneyball3. Major League4. Field of Dreams5. Bad News Bear (1976)
>>157345647yeah, that's what I plan on doing.
>>157345656Where is anal sex on a scale of 0-10 of gayness? Since you’re the expert
This beardo has sassafras steroids in his beard
>>157345656This except league of their own. All these other movies have nothing but guys in them. Fags.
>>157345628>Nooo you can't have sex without using a shit holeeeeeuh Kek
I thought Tyson fury was dead
>>157345664giving or receiving?
>>157345631Brewcrew got swept by the dads. I got to say the doggies are going shit on them
Why were the twins picked for this? They fucking suck
Why can’t I sell assfuckin insurance? Like pay a couple hundred a month policy all these queers direct to me so if you have a debilitating assfuckin injury the policy will pay out to cover incurred costs
>>157345315
>>157345698ass to ass
>>157345715just flyover things
>>157345628>>157345684it's absolutely glorious. I think about it every day throughout the day.
>>157345725kek I love /tv/ memes
>>157345715PLEASE do not post vids of me on here...
Arya Stark is in that Strauss commercial
>>157345707little shit!!!
>>157345747didn’t have the pic saved and was too lazy to go look for it
pfma
You try telling the cops what you think a ball field is, see how that goes
>>157345715んお゛っこれやっべぇ、おほおおおお
>>157345715These are the people that shit talk us coasties?
>>157345711>he’s doesn’t have a liberty gay ass mutual gay son insurance policy yikes
trying to sweep the sewers is the doyerpaco's world series
>High A affiliateGimmie a paella filliate
>>157345495say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>157345715What state is that, so I can avoid going there by accident?
>>157345781what would happen?
>>157345785That's Iowa definitely
>>157345785 kek
>>157345771t.>>157345715
>>157345785It’s the majority of them
>>157345792He wouldn’t say a single thing.
chimp anderson wouldve never allowed the game to be this boring
>>157344583IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TEAM TO KEKWATCH!LET'S GO DODGERS!
CEO of sex would heem your bitch ass
>>157345802yeah, that shit practically grows on concrete
>>157345771stealing a single win away from the 2026 blue jays in a four game series is like winning the world series to the cheat sox
>>157345821Orale vato, kekwatch THIS
>>157345792you would turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>157345821Dodgers are America's Team
>>157345851the world's team
kirsten looking extra cute tonight :)
>>157345849I only turn in radians pleb
I watched Bull Durnham instead of Field of Dreams and I deeply regret it.
>>157345862yeah
>>157345861yes
>>157345863Get his ass!
es tiempo para doyer beisbol ^_^
This war.gov commercial is so fucking gay
>>157345891We don't speak taco here, buddy.
>>157345897puro pinche doyers wey
ITFDB
This movie is so undeserving of all this attention
This Kirkering nigga better protect his neck
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like EK
>>157345862mocha booba
>>1573458923 sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have jumped off the ship (and were rescued) because the ship has been out at sea for over 200 straight days without a port visit.
>>157344649we dodger fans (white/mexican/asian) hate blacks. screencap this and keep it safe
>>157345909The only reason it's shilled is because it's like the only baseball movie directed by a jew
Now's the time when I brainmog dodger casuals with my knowledge
>>157345920no refunds
Twins blown tf but not as bad as the poop lovers ITT
>>157345939you lost troonskie
The Sandlot is painfully overrated, especially for actual baseball fansLook, it’s a cute 90s kids movie with summer vibes and “You’re killing me, Smalls!” but /mlb/ acting like it’s peak baseball cinema is pure nostalgia cope. It’s barely even a baseball movie.Main Problems:• Zero actual baseball. They play some pickup games, beat the rich kids once, and that’s it. No real stakes, no strategy, no grind. It’s Stand By Me with mitts and zero sports payoff. Compare it to Bull Durham, Major League, or even the original Bad News Bears—those actually respect the game.• Dogshit baseball knowledge. The Babe Ruth lore is wrong, the kids treat a signed ball like it’s the One Ring, and the “The Beast” plot is cartoon logic. Benny magically becomes a pro at the end with no development. It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-olds.• Nostalgia tax is doing ALL the heavy lifting. Came out in ‘93, flopped at the box office, then exploded on VHS for 90s kids. Now every normie quotes it every spring like it’s The Godfather of baseball flicks. Rewatch it sober as an adult and it’s mid at best—predictable, low-stakes, and Smalls is the most vanilla protagonist ever.It’s harmless fun if you’re drunk on childhood memories, but calling it one of the greatest baseball movies is a massive casual take. Solid 6/10 kids flick, nothing more. There are way better options that actually understand the sport.
>>157345926I don't understand why though. Baseball is like the only sport Jews are good at, and a ton of Hollywood Jews are open baseball fans. Like, why didn't Billy Crystal ever make a baseball movie?
>>157345926>only baseball movie directed by a jewThe Natural and Moneyball are both directed by jews, and they're the best baseball movies (that I've watched up till now).
>>157345945
>>157345934The knowledge that was only gained through sucking animal dick and eating seal poo that Canada allows.
>>157345920Haven't these soft willed pussies heard of a mutiny. In my day any captain wouldn't pull this shit out of fear of getting murdered
>>157345945oof madone
>chokidodgers are fucked
>>157345945maybe replace the bullet points with arrows and get rid of the em dashes next time
Minnesota... they aren't sending their best
>>157345959they're being treated to rotting vegetables on resupplies also
>>157345945It seems like a film designed to be nostalgized later. It appears quite sophisticated from this perspective
I love swiping my finger on my taint and under my balls and taking a whiff
>>157345948>>157345926I was about to amend this with "I forgot about 61*" but that was direct-for-tv so I'm not counting it.
let's go let's go
>>157345980For me it's swiping it along my butt crack and then taking a deep whiff.
oh shit GOOD JOB BEN
>>157345980imagine the smell
>>157346003don't have to
>>157345975That’s my president :*)
>showing up the ump by walking to first before the challenge is completedthrow this disrespectful guy outta the game
Is Sasaki aware you're supposed to throw the ball into the strike zone and not out of it
Woah a Latino player just won an early challengeLiterally never seen that besides catchers
In Japan the strike zone is in kanji so he’s having a hard time
lets fucking go
>>157346026probably needs a bigger glove or something
>>157345968
>>157346026he's playing mind games bro
>>157346036ha haaaaaa
mindfuck my ass, recker-chan...
All these players tryna take home corn for their butts
>>157345920saw something about a submarine that basically stayed underwater for 6 monthssounds like absolute fuckin hell
>>157346050i know i am!! pfmawcotc!!!
doubletani
leadoff doubletani
>mlb network not playing dodgers/brewers until after the netflix game is overThanks manfred
fires over pearl harbor
nice
Swinging on 3-0 is goated
I’ve seen enough. This isn’t a world series team. Miz isn’t enough. Go Dodgers!
Yeah I'm thinking doubletani
>>157346052Most (nuclear) submarine deployments *are* six months.
>>157346063KEK Vlad did too
wait, ohtani is actually good?
will andy waste another challenge or did he get the belt by roberts
>>157345945>@grok give me an epic roast of the Sandlot
it was a fun novelty but i am glad the pitchertani experiment is over
>>157346073nigga looks like he's made outta mash potatoes
ohtani should give up hitting and focus on becoming that shutdown middle reliever he was born to be
>>157346069that sounds tortuous then again im somewhat claustrophobic and hate feeling crowded
The LA crowd is always hilarious, they treat any fly ball as a potential homer.
>>157346052You’re basically breathing 100% farts at that point And like what can you do for fun there? >>157346069That is absurd I can’t believe it
>>157346076We will bring him out to humiliate a team in the playoffs like we did to the Brewers.
>>157346091but the jap sponsors need him to be the leading man
>>157346072>if you're thinking about challenging, don't
>>157346102KEK you Brasilians are so womanly
I am now going to complain about my wife never putting out each day that it happens
>>157346109kek
edman got robbed on that one
RIP in pieces Freddie
>>157346102>they treat any fly ball as a potential homerYeah that's part of the fun
>>157346109kek good timingedman afraid to challenge obvious ball
>>157346125cold feet from losing a challenge the other day
>>157346102doyerpacos think those are gone kek
>>157346143just watch the game with us, homo
>if roki fucks up the 2nd inning then its over>if roki gapes the brewers in the 2nd inning then we are SO back
ignore danefag, he's just a whiny faggot
>>157346103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRqTUwibdY The air is apparently ultra purified. IMO the worst parts would be the lack of personal space and all the fresh food being gone after 2 weeks. You're eating canned and frozen shit the whole time.
>>157346143
>>157346146i'm watching my Angels
>>157346149Dodger bats have been so disappointing for the last month or so, it's like they're checked out till October. Roki looks decent tho
Can we get rid of umps already? It is technologically feasible to replace them with an AI powered hatsune miku hologram integrated with the ABS system.
I imagine every brewer fan looks like Andrew Vaughn
>>157346154You can just reach out and grab a fish anytime
>>157346166>integrated with*impregnated by
>>157346170That's not how it works at all Fish are slippery bro
>Dad jokes
>>157346166They should go to 3 total challenges. Ball/strike/call on field are all the same. Not separate challenges for ABS and safe/out shit
>>157346190deal with it dick brain
>>157346154you also sleep in a "hot rack" the size of a coffin and someone else uses it when you're back to work.
I just ate an entire quart of ice cream in 17 minutes
I imagine every brewer fan looks like big tit woman who sits behind home plate in Milwaukee
>>157346203Where do they jerk off?
>>157346203If I get drafted I hope it’s to be cannon fodder instead of being in a sub
>winning the field of memes game is like the world series for the philthies
>>157346205mirin
>>157346217>he's never heard of a sea sock>>157346218it's a somewhat exclusive crew chosen selectively from volunteers
Do you Americans actually scan the QR codes that appear on screen in these games?
yeah that was a terrible game. really no need to keep doing these. the first one was better than you couldve ever hoped for, shouldve just left it at that.
bums
I be feeling like the man when I walk through
We wouldn't lose the MVP to "pete crow armstrong"
tuckie melty
quality at bat from Kyle FUCKER
Nice chase, retard.
Sunset shots, everybody loves them.
>>157346114Kek he pegged you good
>>157346275that's kind of cool... but what if it was endless rows of corn?
>>157346282he WHAT?
>>157346243hama nama nama man nama walk through
how long until we can kek doyerpaco
>>157346305new few what, homo?
>>157346217have to assume they jerk off on the toilet before going to sleep
>>157346305umm...but that's few in a nu...
>>157344622based
>ohtani has lost every semi competitive mvp race
>>157346307
thought that was Will Smith for a second, damn what a throw
sit down, boy
>>157346325i eat it the long way, go braves!
>>157346290jesus christ how horrifying
Just farted
>>157346335based goldberg
>>157346203is there a height requirement? someone 6'3 couldn't fit in those cots or in most of those doorways
>>157346341Could you describe the smell for us?
>>157346341imagine the smell
>>157346344>>157346348Smells like my ass
>>157344694brought to you by Bepis: the different is drinkablitny
>>157346341fuck you
>Gay Flop DeGrim
>>157346325wow that's fuckin corny
These sunset shots are incredible
>>157346351I look like this
>>157346358CARLOS!!!!
>>157346343I know that taller people experience more discomfort, but I don't know whether or not they're actually barred from serving on a sub.
>>157346377I was definitely told as a kid that I was already too tall to be an astronaut and started crying
i thought shakey's pizza was a south park thing
>>157346352kek
>>157346387you stole that from little miss sunshine geeky ass nigga
>>157346387KWAB
>>157346405was that the morgan freeman one? I never saw it but the teacher who told me probably was lol
>>157346405He was colorblind
skenes to the doyers
>>157346422miz
>>157346405now I want to watch it again. I fucking loved that movie.
Roki to my local gloryhole
nu>>157346394>>157346394>>157346394
send him on a slow junk back to china
>>157346102every foul ball also
>>157345455>>157345640Moneyball is a piece of shit movie and I would unironically recommend >>157345555 (kino quads) over it