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brewers boy vs cubs girl be like
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>>157344583
Doyers
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First for a blight of corn smut
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dodgers
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>>157344583
What a mustache
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Bring back the NASCAR game and retire this trash
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>>157344583
now THIS was a ball player, kids these days just don't get it
*sips*
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>>157344583
I bet his nose wouldn't have gotten so large and round if he didnt pull on his stache to shape it like that, his entire life.
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doyers!
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>>157344604
A
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kek calipacos seething at the field of dreams and the white and black people it represents
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>handlebars for the mustache ride
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>>157344604
it's obviously A. B just looks retarded.
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>>157344614
that was kino
america needs more crossover sporting events
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>>157344626
Mexicans LOVE Kevin Costner though
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/nu/ tho?
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>>157344604
Cats have four legs so obviously B
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Reminder that Brooklyn Dodgers brought black people into baseball then got run out of New York for a brighter future in sunny California, where the cultural center of the world is located
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>doyerpacos seething about schwaber because his dad is white and his mom is latina
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It probably really bugs A. Nola that nobody thinks of him as The Nola
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>>157344614

please god not again
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>>157344649
>capeshit is the cultural center of the world o algo
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Dumping loads in latinas is the patrician’s choice because you either get Schwarber or Ana De Armas
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>>157344663
I think most hispanic Dodger fans use reddit or twitter. The Dodger fans here are loser millenials or genx
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>>157344649
california isn't even the cultural center of its own coast
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>>157344678
>gay son or thot daughter
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>>157344583
https://youtu.be/vkbFKfIpUq4
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what player in the mlb does this remind you of?
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>>157344644
kino
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Reminder that when the east coast asks California to jump California asks how high.
Just look into who owns the dodgers
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>>157344678
shohei was supposed to create a line of asianx athletes
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>on the rag again
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>>157344678
this
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>>157344699
zesty lightskin nigga? mookie betts
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>>157344699
PCA
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doyerpacos get riled up when they get overshadowed lol, esp when it's the hated east coast/flyovers doing it
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Why is there a fence out there? Make these fucks look for a ball in the corn
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screech mindFUCKed cubs girls!!!
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There’s a Fanduel logo plastered on the right field wall. Really in the spirit of the Black Sox.
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Reminder that the players in the field of dreams were all dead and MLB is too cowardly to carry the bit through
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>>157344734
Why does he have ape arms
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>>157344746
I’m not sure that Harper is a living creature of flesh and blood.
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>>157344745
Coward.
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Netflix is even jewing people out of the play-by-play website
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dick in ur ass!
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>>157344734
p-please
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/mlb/ needs to learn to respect women
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>>157344746
lel
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I got Netflix so I can watch this game and the GTA6 Trailer, after that, I'm cancelling it.
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>>157344790
*cums on her stupid face*
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>>157344770
What do you mean
>>157344773
Is the implication real like should I bring women on boats
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>>157344790
Was funny seeing calipacos seethe about her
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>>157344790
i love women (male)!
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Be honest. Have any of you guys actually seen the movie?
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>>157344832
No it always sounded dumb to me
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>>157344832
once and it was largely forgettable
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>>157344832
femboy sluts go nuts 3? yes. yes, i have.
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>>157344807
>not on her back
What are you doing Uruguay?
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Field of Steamed Hams
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>>157344832
I don’t watch movies or baseball
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>>157344832
my girlfriend (male) loves that movie
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>>157344832
I prefer Bull Durham
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>>157344832

anyone who hasn't knows exactly ZERO ball
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Cubgers day
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When is the official MLB Sandlot game??
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>>157344832
no I hate Costner, The Postman isnthe worst film ever made.
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>>157344870
Dances With Wolves is unironically great
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>>157344734
>>157344773
As a cubs girl made me horny
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>>157344832
Yes
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>>157344832
yea, it's kinda silly if I'm honest, I wouldn't watch it again
like that other anon said, Bull Durham is way better and more entertaining
he's just not a particularly good actor
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>>157344813
Maybe it's because of no ABS, I don't know
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>>157344869
Did someone say Sandlot?
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holy shit he's safe
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I’ll lay a 3,200 foot lateral in your pay zone baby
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KWAB
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KWAB
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deary me he had that too
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Maybe six feet ain't so far down
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>>157344853
If she actually had that tattoo, I 100% would.
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>>157344904
>>157344908
what happened?
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>t___s
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It would’ve been infinitely more entertaining if he had to scramble through the corn looking for the ball for the inside the Peter Parker, a Mary Jane’s finga they call it
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>>157344734
Ngh...
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>>157344916
I’d cum on that bird too with my zinc and selenium enhanced loads
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>>157344870
you're an idiot. field of dreams, bull durham, the untouchables, dances with wolves, and waterworld are all certified kino.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Wow twins are ass
Not that anyone ever watches them
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>>157344935
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>>157344917
Twins right fielder almost robbed Schwarber of a homerun, but it bounced off his glove and over the wall.
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Most entertaining game I've watch so far.
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>>157344896
this might have been me except I've never been to boise.
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Schwarber, the Prince of Latina Queens
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>>157344877
>Pocahontas 8.0 is great
It's just another colonizer goes native for pussy story.
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>>157344953
my stream might be a solid 2 to 3 minutes behind
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Kyle is the real Ray Liotta
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>>157344853
no he's right. busting on a chick's face is awesome.
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does anyone have a webum of freddie falling into the dugout?
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>>157344970
I miss him bros
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kek twinks
kek leadheads
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>>157344917
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Even I can tell these twins niggas suck balls.
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>>157344964
is native pussy really that powerful?
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>>157344977
Not as good as in her mouth but yeah better visuals
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>>157344977
busting on that smug bird is pure kino. More ladies should get team tramp stamps I can jizz on
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A lot of people talking shit about Field of Dreams. Post you favorite baseball movie then.
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hated Kyle "WMLF" Schwaber
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>>157344993
It's literally the only redeeming factor of non white people
>Wild pussy
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>>157344993
>rightoids wanna deport this for more Indians
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Dyersville doesn't have an airport or hotels, you guys think they stayed in Cedar Rapids and just took a bus?
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The LF is his mom
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>>157344998
really like Eephus and Everybody Wants Some personally
Major League obv a classic too
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>>157345012
shut up bitchknees
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>>157344994
mouth is overrated. for me it's bootyhole cavity > face > gine > mouth > body
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>>157344998
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>>157344998
Rocky
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>>157345005
Isn't he puerto rican
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wait schwarber's a spic? kek
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>>157345031
only his moms side
dad is a gringo
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>>157345015
100%
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>>157345035
it wouldn't surprise me, he is kinda swarthy looking
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kyle schwarber cortez
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>>157344998
League of their own
Sandlot
The perfect game
The rookie
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>>157345022
Sorry didn't know I was talking to a faggot...
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>gringo drops loads in latina pussy
>makes elite baseball player
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the great schwarbambiño
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>dago baseball
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>>157345022
For straight men it's
>Creampie
>Mouth
>Face
>Tits
>On the ass
>Pull out belly shot
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>>157344998
Honestly just major league and bad news bears
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>>157344987
For me, it was his performance in Cop Land. Underrated movie.
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>>157344987
kek
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>>157345055
>>157345071
dorkass nerdos
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I drink a lot of water and do pelvic floor exercises so I just say I’m going for the belly but always get her face anyway shit is so cash
>oh no, it happened again I’m sorry ;^)
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Will there even be a league after this season?
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>>157345057
a tale as old as the origin of the Americas
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>>157345071
you're clearly closeted and trying to present as an idealized version of what you think a man should be
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>>157345057
decent number of hapas too, baseball is truly the sport for mutts
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>>157344981
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For me it's cumming on her balls.
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After the lockout, all these bums will be playing in a field of dreams
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>>157345125
THIS. and licking yours mixed with hers after she nuts on her own tumtum!
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Some gay ass niggas in here rn
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>>157345103
can you blame the conquistadors really
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>>157345151
I'm literally a girl
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>>157345151
Baseball is for everyone chud
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>>157345151

icsamcrn
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cornhole 'em!
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>>157345162
Ass is too big
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>>157345105
>t. Butt loving fagot
Sodomy is a sin even with a woman.
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I'm not gay I like to fuck latinas
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>>157345162
they're 70% european
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>>157345201
you've never had a handjob or a blowjob?
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>>157345102
Yes and it will look like this
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>>157345201
you're the *faggot and a smooth brained one at that
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sex havers
*click*
you have 10 seconds to leave
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still can't believe the knicks won a title
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>>157345212
Sodomy is specifically buttfucking, it's why God hates gays specifically
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>>157345209
Maybe 30% at max. They look indigenous
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>>157345218
>Nooo it's totally normal to want a literal shit hole guys
Kek
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>>157345223
>Sodomy is specifically buttfucking
literally provably false
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>>157345227
I can help them get that ratio up if you know what I mean :)
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Half of this thread is off-topic
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>>157345236
>Fags trying to revise again
Gender and sex are also synonymous
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>>157345245
you think i'm paying fucking NETFLIX to watch a couple games a year? lmaoooo
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If you know anything about the modern white nationalist scene, you’d know that WMLF is considered acceptable and there’s plenty of so-called white men like Schwarber calling themselves WNs. Nick Fuentes is a prime example of Schwarberean dialectic
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>>157345217
>thisisbait.jpg
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>>157345257
wat
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This is the worst the genny has been since the phillies stunk up the all star game
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Pretty crazy you don’t even really see baseball equipment advertised during baseball games like Rawlings already knows the next generation of studs are coming from Venezuela
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>>157345253
>uh yes those mouths can touch dicks
>BUT NOT THOSE ONES NOOOOO
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>>157345254
what about to watch the GTA6 trailer
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>>157345270
Tbf the philthies are also currently playing so it fits
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Philthies fanatic is trying to cope with his hero being a spic
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kek Chicanos seething that latinas love BWC
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Ray Liotta saying “corn pone pussy” in Hannibal lel
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The girl here
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i like netflix's score bug
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>>157345284
if you play this slop you are an actual npc
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>>157345280
Faggotry is faggotry no matter what your doing. Male on male is auto faggotry. Butt fucking is disgusting because it's a literal hole of shit. Either way you are disgusting.
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>>157345083
just watched it the other day. such a criminally underrated movie with a stacked cast.
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>>157345308
rather be disgusting than fuckin boring
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We're having gay sex in the cornfields. Come join!
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Mexicans got mocked relentlessly on the World Stage during the WC because all their women were hooking up with foreigners and the men were cucked and cheered it on
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This game is some Baudrillard shit
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latinx here. Our women worship BWC and laugh out our minuscule, brown, pathetic excuse for a penis.
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kino purple and red sky though
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>>157345314
>I can't be entertained unless literal shit is involved
Kek
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Harvey Keitel has one of those faces that will never exist again like Charles Bronson or the fat parking cop from Die Hard 2
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>>157345316
source?
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>>157345305
It's actually pretty kino
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Another ball that should be in a corn field right now
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>>157344998
Moneyball might be the best sports movie in general
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>philthies defense
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>>157345217
>Portland
>No Salt Lake City
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>>157345338
nigga what
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I haven't watched and of the cornfield games
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The Naked Gun is the best sports movie ever made. rns know
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>>157344998
major league
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>>157345347
true. and its fun remembering oj before he was framed for murder. better times
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>>157345343
They're not gonna add another meme high elevation team
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nypd is the largest gang in the world. it outsizes several nations' entire armed forces.
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A man is only allowed to cry twice in his life. During the birth of his first son and when the Cubs win the eries
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>>157345347
https://youtu.be/ysdiHTa_nTo
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>>157345343
>Salt Lake Shitty
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>>157345115
too fucking funny
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>>157345366
Death of dad got me pretty good.
What it really is is "boys dont cry" (in public)
If something is so bad you gotta cry you go take care of it it private then come back once you've composed yourself
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>>157345324
you're the biggest phony and douche here. if you actually lived your values, you wouldn't be here. you don't like anyone here and no one likes you. you're nothing but a lonely clown.
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>fucking a woman in the ass is gay
you guys lmao, I know you don’t fuck
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>>157345380
jesus what a bitch you are
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>>157345387
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>>157345387
gross, poop comes from there
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>>157344583
How do i grow a mustache like this? Do i just need to apply oil to it everyday?
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>>157345217
merge the leagues into 4 big divisions
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>>157345391
I'll give you something to cry about
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>>157345347
Not a sports movie it’s a spoof comedy with a sports scene at the end
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>>157345347
>the mariners lose
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Uhh Phillies bros...It's the twins...
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>tloses
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>>157345343
Tillamook cheese is too powerful. They will bring baseball to Portland. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't Tillamook
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>>157345401
that's why you stick it in her mouth after
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>>157345412
Hunting a man is the most dangerous sport
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>>157345421
See they're all just faggots who hate women
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>>157345421
This anon fucks
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posters in this thread be man hunting fr
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>>157345284
Ponder the aroma
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this isn't a joke, this actually happens
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>>157345434
Metabolized vodka spritzer, sweat, sun tan lotion, and probably cigarettes
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top 5 baseball movies in order
1. Major League
2. The Sandlot
3. Field of Dreams
4. The Natural
5. Moneyball
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>>157345455
I've never seen The Natural...
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>>157345307
the only vidya I play now is total war
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>>157345469
you can watch it for free on pluto
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>>157345469
most gays haven't
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arraez is such a meme
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A league of their own
The babe
High and outside
Night game
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>>157345455
Angels in the Outfield
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>>157345455
you have shit taste and you're not the ceo of anythying
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cub 'em!
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>>157345477
>just take a rocket to giant ice rock at the edge of the solar system to watch a free movie bro
fuck off
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Arraez con pollo jajaja
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>>157345500
teehee!
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I had a send out a John Deere letter telling my wife I was fucking my best friend
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>>157345455
We are calling for a vote of no confidence due to a serious lack of Rookie of the Year in your rankings.
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>>157345502

this but unironically
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> Battlefield Baseball (2003): A wild Japanese slapstick action-horror-comedy about a high school team forced into a violent, surreal game against blue-faced zombie opponents
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>>157345083
>>157345310
To anyone that decides to check it out, be sure to watch the Director's Cut version.
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>>157345517
monitoring this post
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>Blood Games (1990): A gritty thriller/horror hybrid where an all-women traveling baseball team defeats local men in a small town and ends up hunted down in the woods in a deadly game of survival.
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>>157345495
>Shit taste
Just like these anal lovers
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>>157345541
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> Night Game (1989): A Houston police detective (played by Roy Scheider) hunts a serial killer whose throat-slashing murders strangely align with the winning games of a fictional star Astros pitcher.
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Baseketball
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>>157345547
t.
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> Ed (1995): Matt LeBlanc stars alongside a literal, baseball-playing chimpanzee who gets traded to a minor-league team and plays third base.
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seeing white people activates my fight-or-flight response. It must be due to inherited trauma.
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>>157345555
Checked
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If there was a movie about breaking curses...
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>>157345420
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>>157345517
thinking about this post
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>>157345571
I bet your sister's going out with SQUEAK
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for me it's colby jack or muenster...
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>>157345562
>t.
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>>157345593
i look like this and post here
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>>157345593
>>157345383
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So I tells my sarge about da John Deere letter and I end up getting promoted. He tells me the Army don’t want a man of my statue interacting with privates all day
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ass drunk
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>>157345593
lol gotteeem
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If you’ve never felt a girl squeeze her asshole around your cock as she cums then you’re still a virgin.
>>157345613
druk*
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>brewcrew vs doggies
yep its kino
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I wanted to buy myself a baseball, but turns out the only place I can get them here is at Decathlon, and they are around 32 burger bucks for two. Fuck that noise.
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>>157345500
I keked
but seriously, they have quite a few baseball movies including moneyball and other baseball related programs
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I think current Colt Emerson might be the worst MLB hitter I've ever seen. He is NOT ready.
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>>157345608
you know, what with the best friend fuckin and all
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>>157345455
>1. Major League
S++
>2. The Sandlot
A-
>3. Field of Dreams
C
>4. The Natural
B
>5. Moneyball
A+
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>>157345632
yeah that's a little crazy. you might be able to get one online for cheap
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>>157345636
he started off great too, but he’s obviously not ready yet and needs to be sent down
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>I gave the Phillies green man CPR
With that fuckin nose how
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>>157345608
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anyone who doesn't like field of dreams is gayer than anal sex with a man
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>>157345455
1. Bull Durham
2. Moneyball
3. Major League
4. Field of Dreams
5. Bad News Bear (1976)
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>>157345541
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>>157345647
yeah, that's what I plan on doing.
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>>157345656
Where is anal sex on a scale of 0-10 of gayness? Since you’re the expert
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This beardo has sassafras steroids in his beard
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>>157345656
This except league of their own. All these other movies have nothing but guys in them. Fags.
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>>157345628
>Nooo you can't have sex without using a shit holeeeeeuh
Kek
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I thought Tyson fury was dead
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>>157345664
giving or receiving?
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>>157345631
Brewcrew got swept by the dads. I got to say the doggies are going shit on them
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Why were the twins picked for this? They fucking suck
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Why can’t I sell assfuckin insurance? Like pay a couple hundred a month policy all these queers direct to me so if you have a debilitating assfuckin injury the policy will pay out to cover incurred costs
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>>157345315
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>>157345698
ass to ass
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>>157345715
just flyover things
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>>157345628
>>157345684
it's absolutely glorious. I think about it every day throughout the day.
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>>157345725
kek I love /tv/ memes
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>>157345715

PLEASE do not post vids of me on here...
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Arya Stark is in that Strauss commercial
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>>157345707
little shit!!!
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>>157345747
didn’t have the pic saved and was too lazy to go look for it
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pfma
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You try telling the cops what you think a ball field is, see how that goes
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>>157345715
んお゛っこれやっべぇ、おほおおおお
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>>157345715
These are the people that shit talk us coasties?
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>>157345711
>he’s doesn’t have a liberty gay ass mutual gay son insurance policy
yikes
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trying to sweep the sewers is the doyerpaco's world series
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>High A affiliate
Gimmie a paella filliate
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>>157345495
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>157345715
What state is that, so I can avoid going there by accident?
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>>157345781
what would happen?
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>>157345785
That's Iowa definitely
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>>157345785 kek
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>>157345771
t.>>157345715
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>>157345785
It’s the majority of them
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>>157345792
He wouldn’t say a single thing.
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chimp anderson wouldve never allowed the game to be this boring
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>>157344583
IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TEAM TO KEKWATCH!
LET'S GO DODGERS!
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CEO of sex would heem your bitch ass
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>>157345802
yeah, that shit practically grows on concrete
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>>157345771
stealing a single win away from the 2026 blue jays in a four game series is like winning the world series to the cheat sox
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>>157345821

Orale vato, kekwatch THIS
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>>157345792
you would turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>157345821
Dodgers are America's Team
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>>157345851
the world's team
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kirsten looking extra cute tonight :)
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>>157345849
I only turn in radians pleb
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I watched Bull Durnham instead of Field of Dreams and I deeply regret it.
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>>157345862
yeah
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>>157345861
yes
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>>157345863
Get his ass!
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es tiempo para doyer beisbol ^_^
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This war.gov commercial is so fucking gay
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>>157345891
We don't speak taco here, buddy.
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>>157345897
puro pinche doyers wey
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ITFDB
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This movie is so undeserving of all this attention
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This Kirkering nigga better protect his neck
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I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like EK
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>>157345862
mocha booba
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>>157345892
3 sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have jumped off the ship (and were rescued) because the ship has been out at sea for over 200 straight days without a port visit.
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>>157344649
we dodger fans (white/mexican/asian) hate blacks. screencap this and keep it safe
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>>157345909
The only reason it's shilled is because it's like the only baseball movie directed by a jew
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Now's the time when I brainmog dodger casuals with my knowledge
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>>157345920
no refunds
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Twins blown tf but not as bad as the poop lovers ITT
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>>157345939
you lost troonskie
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The Sandlot is painfully overrated, especially for actual baseball fans
Look, it’s a cute 90s kids movie with summer vibes and “You’re killing me, Smalls!” but /mlb/ acting like it’s peak baseball cinema is pure nostalgia cope. It’s barely even a baseball movie.
Main Problems:
• Zero actual baseball. They play some pickup games, beat the rich kids once, and that’s it. No real stakes, no strategy, no grind. It’s Stand By Me with mitts and zero sports payoff. Compare it to Bull Durham, Major League, or even the original Bad News Bears—those actually respect the game.
• Dogshit baseball knowledge. The Babe Ruth lore is wrong, the kids treat a signed ball like it’s the One Ring, and the “The Beast” plot is cartoon logic. Benny magically becomes a pro at the end with no development. It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-olds.
• Nostalgia tax is doing ALL the heavy lifting. Came out in ‘93, flopped at the box office, then exploded on VHS for 90s kids. Now every normie quotes it every spring like it’s The Godfather of baseball flicks. Rewatch it sober as an adult and it’s mid at best—predictable, low-stakes, and Smalls is the most vanilla protagonist ever.
It’s harmless fun if you’re drunk on childhood memories, but calling it one of the greatest baseball movies is a massive casual take. Solid 6/10 kids flick, nothing more. There are way better options that actually understand the sport.
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>>157345926
I don't understand why though. Baseball is like the only sport Jews are good at, and a ton of Hollywood Jews are open baseball fans. Like, why didn't Billy Crystal ever make a baseball movie?
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>>157345926
>only baseball movie directed by a jew
The Natural and Moneyball are both directed by jews, and they're the best baseball movies (that I've watched up till now).
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>>157345945
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ITFDB
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>>157345934
The knowledge that was only gained through sucking animal dick and eating seal poo that Canada allows.
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>>157345920
Haven't these soft willed pussies heard of a mutiny. In my day any captain wouldn't pull this shit out of fear of getting murdered
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>>157345945
oof madone
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>choki
dodgers are fucked
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>>157345945
maybe replace the bullet points with arrows and get rid of the em dashes next time
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Minnesota... they aren't sending their best
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>>157345959
they're being treated to rotting vegetables on resupplies also
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>>157345945
It seems like a film designed to be nostalgized later. It appears quite sophisticated from this perspective
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I love swiping my finger on my taint and under my balls and taking a whiff
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>>157345948
>>157345926
I was about to amend this with "I forgot about 61*" but that was direct-for-tv so I'm not counting it.
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let's go let's go
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>>157345980
For me it's swiping it along my butt crack and then taking a deep whiff.
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oh shit GOOD JOB BEN
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>>157345980
imagine the smell
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>>157346003
don't have to
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>>157345975
That’s my president :*)
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>showing up the ump by walking to first before the challenge is completed
throw this disrespectful guy outta the game
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Is Sasaki aware you're supposed to throw the ball into the strike zone and not out of it
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Woah a Latino player just won an early challenge
Literally never seen that besides catchers
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In Japan the strike zone is in kanji so he’s having a hard time
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lets fucking go
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>>157346026
probably needs a bigger glove or something
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>>157345968
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>>157346026
he's playing mind games bro
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>>157346036
ha haaaaaa
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mindfuck my ass, recker-chan...
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All these players tryna take home corn for their butts
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>>157345920
saw something about a submarine that basically stayed underwater for 6 months
sounds like absolute fuckin hell
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>>157346050
i know i am!! pfmawcotc!!!
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doubletani
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leadoff doubletani
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>mlb network not playing dodgers/brewers until after the netflix game is over
Thanks manfred
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fires over pearl harbor
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nice
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Swinging on 3-0 is goated
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I’ve seen enough. This isn’t a world series team. Miz isn’t enough. Go Dodgers!
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Yeah I'm thinking doubletani
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>>157346052
Most (nuclear) submarine deployments *are* six months.
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>>157346063
KEK Vlad did too
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wait, ohtani is actually good?
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will andy waste another challenge or did he get the belt by roberts
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>>157345945
>@grok give me an epic roast of the Sandlot
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it was a fun novelty but i am glad the pitchertani experiment is over
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>>157346073
nigga looks like he's made outta mash potatoes
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ohtani should give up hitting and focus on becoming that shutdown middle reliever he was born to be
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>>157346069
that sounds tortuous
then again im somewhat claustrophobic and hate feeling crowded
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The LA crowd is always hilarious, they treat any fly ball as a potential homer.
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>>157346052
You’re basically breathing 100% farts at that point
And like what can you do for fun there? >>157346069
That is absurd I can’t believe it
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>>157346076
We will bring him out to humiliate a team in the playoffs like we did to the Brewers.
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>>157346091
but the jap sponsors need him to be the leading man
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>>157346072
>if you're thinking about challenging, don't
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>>157346102
KEK you Brasilians are so womanly
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I am now going to complain about my wife never putting out each day that it happens
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>>157346109
kek
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edman got robbed on that one
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RIP in pieces Freddie
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>>157346102
>they treat any fly ball as a potential homer
Yeah that's part of the fun
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>>157346109
kek good timing
edman afraid to challenge obvious ball
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>>157346125
cold feet from losing a challenge the other day
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>>157346102
doyerpacos think those are gone kek
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>>157346143
just watch the game with us, homo
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>if roki fucks up the 2nd inning then its over
>if roki gapes the brewers in the 2nd inning then we are SO back
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ignore danefag, he's just a whiny faggot
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>>157346103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRqTUwibdY

The air is apparently ultra purified. IMO the worst parts would be the lack of personal space and all the fresh food being gone after 2 weeks. You're eating canned and frozen shit the whole time.
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>>157346143
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>>157346146
i'm watching my Angels
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>>157346149
Dodger bats have been so disappointing for the last month or so, it's like they're checked out till October. Roki looks decent tho
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Can we get rid of umps already? It is technologically feasible to replace them with an AI powered hatsune miku hologram integrated with the ABS system.
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I imagine every brewer fan looks like Andrew Vaughn
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>>157346154
You can just reach out and grab a fish anytime
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>>157346166
>integrated with
*impregnated by
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>>157346170
That's not how it works at all
Fish are slippery bro
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>Dad jokes
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>>157346166
They should go to 3 total challenges. Ball/strike/call on field are all the same. Not separate challenges for ABS and safe/out shit
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>>157346190
deal with it dick brain
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>>157346154
you also sleep in a "hot rack" the size of a coffin and someone else uses it when you're back to work.
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I just ate an entire quart of ice cream in 17 minutes
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I imagine every brewer fan looks like big tit woman who sits behind home plate in Milwaukee
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>>157346203
Where do they jerk off?
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>>157346203
If I get drafted I hope it’s to be cannon fodder instead of being in a sub
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>winning the field of memes game is like the world series for the philthies
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>>157346205
mirin
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>>157346217
>he's never heard of a sea sock
>>157346218
it's a somewhat exclusive crew chosen selectively from volunteers
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Do you Americans actually scan the QR codes that appear on screen in these games?
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yeah that was a terrible game. really no need to keep doing these. the first one was better than you couldve ever hoped for, shouldve just left it at that.
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bums
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I be feeling like the man when I walk through
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We wouldn't lose the MVP to "pete crow armstrong"
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tuckie melty
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quality at bat from Kyle FUCKER
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Nice chase, retard.
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Sunset shots, everybody loves them.
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>>157346114
Kek he pegged you good
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>>157346275
that's kind of cool... but what if it was endless rows of corn?
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>>157346282
he WHAT?
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>>157346243
hama nama nama man nama walk through
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how long until we can kek doyerpaco
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>>157346305
new few what, homo?
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>>157346217
have to assume they jerk off on the toilet before going to sleep
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>>157346305
umm...but that's few in a nu...
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>>157344622
based
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>ohtani has lost every semi competitive mvp race
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>>157346307
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thought that was Will Smith for a second, damn what a throw
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sit down, boy
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>>157346325
i eat it the long way, go braves!
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>>157346290
jesus christ how horrifying
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Just farted
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>>157346335
based goldberg
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>>157346203
is there a height requirement? someone 6'3 couldn't fit in those cots or in most of those doorways
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>>157346341
Could you describe the smell for us?
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>>157346341
imagine the smell
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>>157346344
>>157346348
Smells like my ass
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>>157344694
brought to you by Bepis: the different is drinkablitny
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>>157346341
fuck you
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>Gay Flop DeGrim
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>>157346325
wow that's fuckin corny
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These sunset shots are incredible
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>>157346351
I look like this
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>>157346358
CARLOS!!!!
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>>157346343
I know that taller people experience more discomfort, but I don't know whether or not they're actually barred from serving on a sub.
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>>157346377
I was definitely told as a kid that I was already too tall to be an astronaut and started crying
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i thought shakey's pizza was a south park thing
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>>157346352
kek
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>>157346387
you stole that from little miss sunshine geeky ass nigga
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>>157346387
KWAB
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>>157346405
was that the morgan freeman one? I never saw it but the teacher who told me probably was lol
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>>157346405
He was colorblind
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skenes to the doyers
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>>157346422
miz
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>>157346405
now I want to watch it again. I fucking loved that movie.
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Roki to my local gloryhole
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nu
>>157346394
>>157346394
>>157346394
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send him on a slow junk back to china
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>>157346102
every foul ball also
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>>157345455
>>157345640
Moneyball is a piece of shit movie and I would unironically recommend >>157345555 (kino quads) over it



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