lazy bastards edition
Thank you Bulganon
>>157354563<3
Arteta OUT (if no LW/STRIKER & CB/RB signing) edition
>>157354418
>>157354714you've already got Tzmellis, and a fit Havertz will be like a new signing
Watching all these 26/27 EPL predictions, 80% of pundits say we will defend our title. My prediction: We're going to start our season slow and will most likely not be top of the table come Christmas. Everyone will write us off and call us bottlers, including the people here. But the second half of the season is where we will pick up, and the new managers will show their inexperience in this grueling marathon, and Arteta will be crowned champion again.
>>157354932we're running away with the league because pep is gone and xabi is a fraud
>>157354979What about Liverpool?
>>157355039seeing lots of fraudulent shit in this image
>falling for that obvious bait
>Fictional character Mr. Bean lives in a small flat in Highbury, North London, England
>Arteta: "If you want to reach another level, we're going to have to show that ambition because we are more than capable of doing it, but it demands to be very, very ambitious, very fast and very smart."How are we doing?
post high resolution pictures of Win
>>157355169
>>157355078What a cute cat :)
Supercomputer says Arsenal will be the champions again
go fuck yourself lol i dont know how or why you get your kicks from doing what youre doing for like years at this point... but come as a friend... at this point you should be :*
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>>157355181pls respond
>>157355265Artetter in
>>157354418One English Super Cup please
>ynr our links to Todd Cantwell
>>157355811>ynr our links with yoan gourcuff
>you now remember Johan Cabaye
i just realised we play the community shield in a few hoursthere is no way he is gonna treat this like a friendly right?
>>157356056>Imma take Johan Cabaye>Imma take Johan Cabaye>No for real, call Newcastle,>'cos I'm 'bout to panic buy
>>157356068first trophy of the season laa. no chance
>you now remember Houssem Aouar
>>157356099>rolling in hella deep trying to buy Higuain>send in dick law by some miracle deals agreed >take a little time to think bid comes in from Napoli >ended up with nothing except mathieu flaminiwhoops >but hey, he was on a free
>>157356149>Spurs sold Gareth Bale>but had a good plan>I sold twelve players>and kept the cash for Stan!Generational shit take from James, there. Yeah, if only we hadn't missed out on Roberto Soldado, think what might have been.
>>157356187>fans be like oh Cavani he's hella tight>im like yo - thats 60 million for a striker>ill play mathematician lets do some simple addition >60 million for a striker is thats some ignorant bitch shit
We still employ gabriel jazooz, reiss shitson and viera.
forgot how good this is https://youtu.be/cJpwJ_6-Di0?is=tPOUzt97RjAjV7C6>sanago sanago>he's the one that i adore>sanogo sanogo>even though he rarely scores>I don't care>what Arsenal fans say >give me Sanogo>over Danny Welbeck any day
>im a giant in spain>call it and i bring on the pain>my stats are insane>an offer of 20mln - thats in vain>sven knows, hes the brain>things will never be the same>boulder at the back>i defend, i track, i attack>i wont go down cuz of a hand on my back>it not physicality that i lack >for you already know my name>i am the legend i am the main>man on a mission to deliver a masterclass>a pen, a red, i fall on my ass>but this is getting too long>i know you miss me but stay strong>i am your your general gadaffi>i am shkodran..?????
>>157356130>aouar and guimarães playing at lyon>niggers here spamming aouar saying he is the better player>
>>157356394This was an unbelievably aggravating time to be an Arsenal fan. Not saying I've never made mistakes, but it was always painfully obvious that Aouar was a fraud.
>>157356438he posted a selfie in an arsenal kit so everyone wantef him
>>157356068few hours? isnt it on sunday?
>>157356225>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSENE WENGER>gotta bid for Draxler>should he call>Wanyama?>Wanyama>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSENE WENGER>wants a striiiiiiiker on loan>should he call>Wanyama?>Vic Wanyama he will never buy ya>Vic Wanyama he will never buy ya>Vic Wanyama he will never buy ya>Vic Wanyama he will never buy ya
>>157356456My estimation for a player always go down when they start twerking to be rescued.For the ne plus ultra of this phenomenon, see Mikhailo Mudryk.
>>157356529for Mudryk i give the cunt a bit of slack since his country was and still is literally at war
Yann M'Vila
>>157356569One mild to moderate "it would be an honour to play for Arsenal" would have been permissible. What we got was a dossier provided to the United Nations on social media every night as to how his rights as a player and as a human were being trampled on by Shakhtar, and that a comet in the shape of a cannon sighted at the moment of his birth was a prophecy that could not be denied. Then of course he joined Chelsea without a second thought, lel.
>>157356592>Yann M'Vilaunironically the poor man's Francis Coquelin
wonder if Kuluveski still wants in. massive arsenal fan
>>157356641He's more permacrocked than Diaby
>>157356641I poured boiling water on his butthole so he might be cooked
>>157356703>you will never be treated for injury in the Jack Wilshere wing of the Abu Diaby Memorial Hospital
literally no reason to lose to a baldfraud-less man city
I wonder if Draxler is still available
>>157355039number of scousers in the """liverpool""" team?number of english players in the """liverpool""" team?number of british players in the """liverpool""" team?
b-b-but /arse/ told me!
>>157359183Alonso?
@FabrizioRomano: “Arsenal are still looking for a centre-back. They made some calls for Marc Pubill (23) over this week, but the player is NOT for sale, Atletico Madrid have no intention to sell, so it’s a non-story at this stage.”“In the last 24 hours, Jarell Quansah (23) emerged as a new option. From what I understand, Arsenal made contact with Bayer Leverkusen in recent hours. The answer from Leverkusen was they do NOT want to sell the player, so they rejected the approach. Let’s see if Arsenal will try again in the next days.”“The other name to keep in mind for Arsenal remains Ezri Konsa (28). He is very appreciated, Arsenal are considering the player, they have had the player on their shortlist for some time.”
ynr the benzema and higuain double deals from madrid
Do any of you boys have any magic lamp genie wishes or Faustian pact points left over to make 'teta pull his finger out and buy a dedicated right back? Cheers in advance.
>(28)Enough with boomers
>>157359183Can't believe Arteta (PBUH) has really convinced everybody that he isn't the biggest fraud in the EPL
What is the difference between Konsa and Quansah?
>>157360448It's kinda like diarrhea and diarrhoea
>>157359183Let's be real, the bar is on the floor. Alonso flopped at Madrid, and has one good season to his name among the Bundesfrauds. Emery managed to NOT win the Uber Eats league despite managing PSG. And Carrick has had a good six months with one of the most expensive squads in the country playing once a week and massively overperforming his expected stats and in various ways having worse data than Amorim. If anything, the biggest joke in that poll is Emery, with all his cup achievements, being behind a who like Carrick.
Chat are we staying up for the kommunidy shield versus citeh?It's at 5 am for me.It's the first real test of the season even though it's basically a glorified friendly
>>157360498It's at 11am here, so I"m fine.
>>157360498Arabanon, it kicks off at 3pm GMT. 5am? Have you moved to Kiribati?
>>157360498>staying up>5amthat's like waking up twenty minutes early for a normal person
>>157354418Bulgarian arse
>>157355039Too many ngubus
>>157355084
Silver tray match is 3pm tomorrow btw
>>157360494>Emery managed to NOT win the Uber Eats league despite managing PSGAnd then won the domestic quad the following season. Sharteta managed to not win a single trophy in 6 years despite managing Arsenal
>>157361178Would be nice to win, will go well with the PL trophy in the team photo.
>>157360494Emery's not a fraud he just can't manage an elite team because good players don't respect him. Just look at him haha!
please post pictures of Win
>>157361414
>>157361203We have to win sir. It’s NOT a glorified friendly. It’s a bloody cup final but it’s called community or charity shield so people think it’s not serious.If it was called “biggest nigger cup trophy in the world” people would enjoy it more. It needs to be rebranded.Very serious game.Let’s win
>>157354932>bottlersCannot call arsenal bottlers anymore in regards to the prem.
>>157360634Oh shit it's actually 5PM for me. I keep reading things too fast and messing up the letters. I do actually have dyslexia after all
>>157361438
>>157360494Alonso is legit.
>>157361202You literal subhuman.When Arteta took the Arsenal job, it was his first ever managerial experience.When Emery took the P$G job, he was already a seasoned manager with over 12 years of experience.
>>157361438>>157361509
>>157361776>picrelLiterally me right now watching reptilian iceberg
>>157361803stay comfy lad
https://youtube.com/shorts/hDA54cUI4js?is=UsWkEyJsr1Q4VNjVbased winny
Have to be honest i fooken 'ate fans. They dry your skin up and makes you thirsty. Has to be AC for me
>>157361891do you rate Win
>>157361596Sharteta*
>>157361905Aye win is good.Name is kinda cringe though. Should've been something like winnie for example, and you just refer to him as win. Or windle even
>>157361965she's a girl
>>157361973Maybe windy then?
We don't need Quansah and Jack Hinshelwood. Stop with these rumours.. We will be fine with Gabi and Big Wil/Mosquera
>>157362043WINFRED
>>157356099Lol if wenger had bought cabaye summer 2015 he slots in for Cazorla injury and most likely win league in 15/16
>>157361438Who does win live with? She can’t just stay at the training ground on her own.
>>157361202>the domestic quad>in France>with the sole petrostate clubBig wow.>>157361563For >our sake, I hope not.
>>157360494>Alonso flopped at MadridAlonso was done dirty in Madrid.Emery was done dirty in London.Simple. As.
PANIC SIGNING WHERE?!
How can you seriously be worried about chelshit and their one thousand ngubus?
>>157362542>Alonso was done dirty in Madrid.Maybe. Guess we'll find out.>Emery was done dirty in London.After Baku? No.
>If a goalkeeper asks for treatment, an outfield player, as chosen by the coach, must leave the field for one minute. There is a 10-second time limit to tell the fourth official who is coming off, otherwise the captain must do so.what? lmao
Buy joao pedro
>>157362605>There are exemptions similar to outfield players, which include if a goalkeeper has been fouled or is bleeding.games gone soft
>>157362605Another very smart and very needed rule that will bite the Arse in the arse once or twice and be completely forgone and forgotten by mid November, innit.
>>157362608No
yes where's the new center back
>we sold gervinho>replaced him with Ryo>we don't need no strikers we got Sanogo
I’m looking forward to complaining about Arsenal every week and posting arteta out starting from TOMORROW
>>157363387What if we beat the bald fraud and his squad of poofters?
>>157363432UNLESS it's 6-0, there's going to be PLENTY to complain about.
>>157363387I already started weeks ago because this transfer windows has been a total disaster so far.Tomorrow won’t be any different.>>157363432>beating City>without Saliba and a frontline of Tzatziki - Lolkeres and Dowman not gonna happen mate
We are so beating Shitty Bald Fraud Mk II FC
>>157364119I am watching a documentary about the last hours of sigmund freud in vienna as the nazis arrived into the city. Vienna looks so cool. Why are you constantly fucken doomposting while being in such a glamorous city?
gentle reminder that the community shield doesnt fucking matter
>>157364402Only if we lose.
>>157364119>2026/7 Austrian villain arc 2.0
>>157363432After a 1-1 slurper and penos?
>>157364402this >>157364414>>157364392because the club promised me a DYNASTY but instead I’m getting a worse squad than last season.
>>157364466We've got meselier between the sticks he got it under control. >>157364515We will have our dynasty lead by his esteemed majesty martin odegaard with bookayoo saka and tzoolis as his right and left arm. Viktor gyokeres and kai havertz being the king's loyal frontline.
https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/arsenal-mikel-arteta-interview-new-season-tmvmkxqmcConfirmed by The Times. SUPERCLUB
CHAMPIONS
We are gonna have to take 2 (TWO) more ngubus because we don’t have enough currently
>>157365351based.
why didn't >we sign mika godts?
>>157366743signings? Not with Arsenal.
>>157361203I miss English players in Premier League teamsNot a fan of modern diversityball 2bh
>>157367296imagine if english people stayed on their island, then football would be all english
>page 5-_-
That new saka look with the braids making him seem like rashford. Hopefully he doesn't play like rashy as well
@SamiMokbel_BBC: “I heard some soundings towards the start of the summer that if the midfield planning went according to plan - I’m not sure that it necessarily has - maybe towards the end of the window, Martin Zubimendi may be one that Arsenal looks to move on.”“It was something I was hearing at the start of the summer - less so now - but if they continue running into difficulties with selling the likes of Gabriel Martinelli, Gabriel Jesus & Ethan Nwaneri, I do wonder if there are big-money takers for Zubimendi & whether the club to listen to offers.” [@LatteFirm]
Listen up niggasIt’s time to get ready for:Arteta ballNo attack ballHaram ballAnti footballToothless attack ball (bad)Set piece fc Shithousery (good)“Muscular issue”“We don’t know yet”
>>157373407He won’t sell zubi this season. We need to fucking sign players and preferably get rid of actual dead wood. Not sell a guy who nearly ended up in a wheelchair because he played so much.
>>157373407>Martin Zubimendi may be one that Arsenal looks to move onThis makes no sense.
It’s not even on tv bro
>>157373407CAN THE CLUB JUST PLS MOVE ON AND FORCE THE SHITTERS OUT OF THE CLUB FFS, GAYSUS IS CHILLING ON 200k+
My arabian leakers are telling me arsenal are not willing to do business with arab leagues because they want to maintain the inegrity and reputation of arsenal football club. Arsenal is not keen on selling players to roshn league for the time being
Lmao
>>157377758Early cope.
>>157377828City being absolutely dominant in the league over the past decade has probably skewed things.
>>157377680Imagine using Leddit
>>157378191/Arse/ is full of tourists from gayddit, assume anything news, images and toxic positivity posted here is from there... honestly grim
why arent they playing at wemberly
>>157378530The Weeknd is performingSome hasbeen musician > The home of football being used for a football match
>>157378530The weeknd and playboi carti have it booked out
Win today = trophy Lose today = friendly
>>157378633Lose today, then just give us the league title already >>157377758
we finna destroy city
>David Raya, Myles Lewis-Skelly & Kai Havertz all START for Arsenal. [@HandofArsenal]
>>157378694As long as kepa doesn't start our chances of winning increase 10x
>>157378557>>157378560disgusting
>>157378694Bruno and Tzolis as well.
>>157378694>BeadleHand of Arsenal
>>157378557>>157378560he was here the other week. I am not normie enough to understand concerts.
Guimaraes and Madookie startsWe need new nicknames btw
Grimaraes?
>>157378746this new font is shit.>madookie
>>157378755gaymaraes
>>157378755rolls off the tongue nicely.
>>157378760forgot pic kek
>>157378746Players not in matchday squad:Ethan Nwaneri (seemingly extra man)Meslier (third-choice for today’s game)MartinelliSetfordJesus Vieira Nelson SalmonTimber (arrived with squad but not fully fit)Saliba (injured)
>>157378755Excellent
>>157378771nwaneri is miles better than downman and so is martinelli but I guess it's another season of sharteta frustration.
>>157378771>No sharti >Eze to come on the lw It’s over
>>157378760>>157378766>>157378777Still can't think of a positive one though. Goalmaraes doesn't sound good enough imo. >>157378771Not having Martinelli on the bench is a weird choice imo
>>157378783>>157378795they are sellable players
>>157378795all i have for now is guimagoat but thats pretty meh
>>157378820godmaraes? maybe? also floparaes
Should be starting merino instead of shitvertz btw
If Tzolis plays shit = transoliz
>>157378795Guimares = Godmaires, Goatmaires, GoodmairesTake your pick really
>>157378961Atteta will never admit signing Havertz for 65 mill 265k a week was a dogshit signing, nor will any of his fanboys
>>157379026This. Add madookie to that
>playing B team vs full strength City
>using our C team>man citeh S+ teamIf we win then it's a big psychological victory over man city and if we lose it's a nothingburger. How does sharteta keep getting away with his evil schemes?
>>157379026>1m a month for that donkeyHOW? WHY?
ARTETA HOUT
>C-teamExcept for Saka and Rice, who would be on the "A-team" who isn't playing? Saliba and Timber are ded remember
Any fellas got a stream for the Shield?
that team looks AWFUL, especially the attack, 3-0 City.
>Ethan Nwaneri will leave Arsenal before the end of the summer transfer window, as planned weeks ago.>He’s not even on the bench today against Man City despite being involved in pre-season.Romano
Arsenal squad omissions include Ethan Nwaneri, Gabriel Martinelli and Gabriel Jesus.Nwaneri has been the subject of interest from clubs. So, too, has Martinelli. While Jesus is close to a move away #afc
>Nwaneri>Martinelli>Jesus>Vieira Who will actually be gone in a couple of weeks?Bonus>Zubi>Myles League-Soccer
Shitty should be mentally finished knowing Rodri is leaving tho
>>157378885city matchy
>>157379167I’d literally only take semenyo and Haaland and that’s their A team.
>>157378866>>157379018All very similar to Goalmaraes but I guess we don't have much choice
I've seen people unironically say we shouldn't sell Martinelli because he just got married and "loves wearing the badge"Why do some fans have small club mentally
CAM ON THENSCORE SOME FACKEN GOALS
Think city will struggle this season because maresca is a fraud who can't make teams which create chances and the city midfield and defence are dog shit. Haaland carried them hard last season but their lack of defence and midfield is what lost them the league while arsenal had the best midfield and defence in the league
>>157379231Yup. Also Haaland is doing 1 last season to help city without pep, but next season he’s going real or Barca
Finally premium goyslop is back on the menu, gonna be a long season shitpostinf on here with you lads.
>Timber is still outChrist, he's been a "few weeks away" for six months
THE SEASON ENDS TODAY!
CALIFORNIAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
GOOOOOOL
Bruh wtf
CALA
inb4 varMLS is fucking KING
>ShittyLOLLMAO EVEN
THE STALLIONHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>Our best attacker is a defenderGrim
>citeh
Great pass.
KING SKELLY
CHADAFIORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI CHADAFIORI Looks offside but I'm pretty sure the City defender on the other end is playing Madookie on
kek >but muh haramball
Are they going to play lowblock for 89 minutes now?
>>157379332fuck you're rightok see you guys next week
Time to fall back and defend deep!
25 seconds in and an open play goal. Where are the narratives now?
>BRUNO CHANTS KINO
THEY'RE NOT PLAYING LOW BLOCK REPEAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING LOW BLOCKWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK! ARTETA IN!
>>157379332Worked for the CL final, innit, why wouldn't it work out today?
based bruno
Arteta sporting an armani polo?
Exceptionally rare early Arsenal goal.
>poogard>madshitGrim
SHOOOOOOOOT YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUUNTS
Madueke stupid cunt reee
>ode still captaingods....WHEN SELL SELL SELL
>>157379396Would have scored a goal if Ode made even a decent pass
Madueke is already having a stinker
>Madookiejfc
They're looking good
>>157379415Correct but at this moment we're hating madookie.
CORNER
1 set piece goal please
wtf is benshite doing
please dont bully my guy kai he needs our support
This nigga odegaard runs slower than a toddler what is wrong with him>>157379461Being shite heh
CAM ON ARSE
on corners simply don't grab the defender and let them foul yousomebody send this genius insight to jover
Raya is so good
raya
big up raya
>>157379536Yup. Amazing for >us
RAYAAAAAAAEven saves the ones from Haaland? after the whistleGet fucked
Kepa would never...
Classic Kovacic that
>ShittyI don't wanna jinx it but that's a damn good start
i want madueke out of my club now
Ben Shiting it up
wtf is bruno doing??????????????
Have we, dare I say, scored too early. No Saliba means we'll almost certainly concede.
>Havertz our striker when there’s a chance for a cut backGrim
Fuck me, they take 90 fucking business days on the ball40 fucking touches minimum before doing fucking anythingHoly fuck it's so infuriating Guimaraes has been at the club for like 5 days and he's already showing signs of extreme tardiness
>bruno grimareas>benjamin extrashite
lmao Doku raping benshite
>>157379575>Guimaraes has been at the club for like 5 days and he's already showing signs of extreme tardinesscan't blame arteta if so
Phil Foden COVER HIS MOUF
>>157379586Tbf Ben’s 1 weakness even in his physical prime was speedy tricky wingers
I’m back with Stella’s and space raidersWhat’s going on? I missed everything
>>157379590Considering that he's still attempting those line breaking passes, yeah, I can actually. It just means Arteta hasn't fully gotten to him yet.
>>157379602Kino goalGood play in midfieldMadueke is still SHIT Raya looks amazing
Gol
>>157379599The issue is that's like 80% of wingers.Rashford basically looked like prime CR7 when ramsdale was starting and ben shite marking him
HAVERTZ!!APOLOGIZE NOW
Where Tzolis?
Fucking love that Greek lad
KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI KING KAI v
TZOLIS TZOLIS TZO
>>157379626Just got an assist.
SHITVERTZ I NEEL
kek city getting scored on by shavertzgg
good stuff
Unreal. HBO player crashed on the goal. Missed the whole fucking thing. Tzolis is the real deal BTW. They need to give him the playing time. Fuck another LW.
KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN KAICHADS WE RISE AGAIN
>dollarummaKek
WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE TZOLIS
>tzolis assistIt begins.
KING KAI
Tzolis is the first player since Ozil to be able to play a final pass
This is what we wanted to see last season. They get a goal and then push for a second. They can chill out a bit now. They look really good, there's been no scary moments. This is how they'll win a CL and another league. Keep the pressure and choke the opponent. 1 goal lead is never enough.
>TWO NIL TO THE ARSENALWait, what?>>157379636Very based.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they're not ready
:]] love my kai
>>157379665It's alright, they'll just buy another keeper for 40m and then sell Dollarumma for 50m easily.
>>157379656All fun and games until Tzolis gets injured
Next week we are gonna have to have a discussion about noni/coaches
City genuinely look awful
>>157379714we're just waiting/hoping on saka to recover physically from being ran into the ground
>>157379707Martinelli isn't that bad, he's good defensively. He plays well in open attacking football. You can apply that to a few positions. If Raya, Saliba, Timber, Rice etc get injured it looks pretty bad.
being for real though, can we all admit that madueke was an awful buy?
>MadookieLet's be honest, there's no need for any discussions regarding him
kek
I’m so sick of Madueke why the fuck did Arteta sign him
>>157379749Obviously. No one thinks he's worthy.
>>157379749I think most of us thought that the moment he signed anyway.
Tzolis could've shot there
>divingWhy...
Based
was vini worth 4 tzolis's?that give was horrible lmao
>bruno already ignoring passing to Madueke Lmao
And you'd think his ability was bad enough but then you remember he cost like 50 fucking million. And that 50 fucking million was given to Chelsea.
>>157379731Genuinely hope they get worse too
Tzoshit should have shot
Why do we insist on doing dumb shit in the opponent's box everytime we have the ball?
Tzolis should've gone for the shot there but I'm enjoying his debut
>yellow for divingBASEDGAME'S BACK
>>157379765The amount of times we could say this about any number of players is far too much.
>>157379749Nah. He did his part in the league and champions league run where needed. A shit buy would be someone like kudus
Imagine getting booked for diving...
>Tzatziki assisting or scoring in every game pls never stop
Jajajajjaja
The defence is absolutely brilliant today holy shit
Tzolis will soon turn into Tzødegaard if he keeps refraining from shooting like that
White did the Cali block?
DAVID FUCKING RAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA AND BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO BLANCO
>>157379776no?you know what's even better than goals?xgthe higher the xg, the betterthat pass might've lead to more xg, aka it was correct>alsoRAYA
Tiss greek nigga already got 4 assist? wtf?
>>157379809The seasons not even started yet. Chill your beans lad
>>157379766Italian.
Madueke is such a fucking liability. Everytime he gets the ball you just know nothing is happening and they are getting the possession soon.
It's not an Arsenal game without Raya working harder than he should
>MadookieBrother, put fucking Martinelli on the right and odds are you'll get better results over the course of a season.Genuinely a fucking useless player other than being a warm body for when Saka is stinking it up.
>>157379844Based fellow oldfag
sub off madueke and anyone who keeps passing to him
Calafiori looking absolutely world class in the attacking full back role
Cala could be our LW desu
>CalafraudiI love the attempt though
>>157379851ok let's not get too crazy, martinelli is just as fucking shit
>>157379856Unironically
I missed the first half. How many apologies must be issued by the negative anons?
>>157379862Factually speaking shartinelli is better than shitueke
>>157379862>just asIf Madueke is a 5/100, I'd say Martinelli is a 10/100. I don't think I can put into words just how fucking atrociously braindead Madueke is. Martinelli is fucking awful but good god Madueke is somehow worse.
>>157379749he's been mediocre but could be awful depending on what he does this season, the awful world cup made people forget he brought much needed-competition to saka's spot last season
>>157379876Everybody has to apologise to Tzolis. He was crucial for both goals.
>>157379878it's like comparing horseshit to cowshiti guess horseshit is preferable to cowshit, but i'd prefer to not have either
City are all over the shop
Best of the half: Tzolis, Raya, CalaShit of the shit: Madookie, Ode, Shite
Just casually standing around firing off shots nowTOTALLY ARSED
>>157379894Nah for all his offensive faults, martinelli is the best defensive winger in the world and would help out a lot to protect Ben whit. Also far better presser
>poopless city
>FraudegaardFuck this fucking limp wristed cunt >>157379891>Everybody has to apologise to TzolisI don't think a single person has slagged him off for any apologies
>>157379856No, he is the Spanish inquisition at LB.
The last pass for Odegaard got blocked but there we almost had skelly to Bruno to ode to Havertz all directly through lines in 3 seconds flat. Things are looking very very good our midfield is going to dominate this season
>>157379894No, it's more like comparing horseshit to stepping on horseshit. Both are shit, but one is objectively worse.
>>157379907People were calling him a Norwich reject
>>157379902White made a game saving block. Leave my nigga alone. Odeshaart doesn’t even look bad.Madueke no comment
And this is without Rice. Who we relied on heavily last season. MLS is absolutely brilliant. Rice getting a big long rest would be perfect for the late season. Squad depth looking great as things stand. White looking strong, Odegaard looking great.
>>157379905if i wanted a defensive winger, i'd sign a left back why don't we just play calafiori as a winger unironically when i think about it
>>157379932I’m talking about selling Madueke and keep Nelli as the rw backup to Saka
>>157379927>taking Shitizen seriouslybruhlikebruh
>>157379894Mhm i see what you saying but the fact of the matter is we have cowshit AND horseshit already. So might as well put the better shit to use
>>157379907Asking to spend a gazillion on Godts, "Pedro Neto", Shartcola or literally any attacker before giving Tzolis any chance is enough to issue an apology
imagine if we had a fit firing saka
A Bald Fraud is getting exposed today.
>>157379929> Odegaard looking greatHe even looks different. Facially. I’m saying nothing but I hope he performs this season. He’s undoubtedly talented he just needs to perform consistently
Very happy with that half
>>157379948Or practically anyone other fucking Noni fucking Madueke or Raheem fucking Sterling. Insane decisions.
Nu-Leo has been decent so farGood feel for runs but he needs some killer instinct for the finish
>>157379823Unit.
>>157379952He recently quit the vegan diet and went back to eating meat
There was a good greek anon here couple years ago so I always believed in Tzolis off vibes and estoteric autism alone (I also believe in Shartinelli so expect him to fall off soon)
>>157379971Tzolis is a very devout bible boy like a big group of the players already are. ’
How many months before we're running the Martinelli/Gyokeres/Madueke front line again?
>>157379970There you go! Good for him.
>OFFICIAL: Tzolis was denied his assist. The goal was attributed to Donnarumma (OG) with Havertz serving the last pass @PIGMOL_Official
what the fuck do these managers see in madueke, arteta and tuchel, he's so fucking shit
>>157379981>>157379968>>157379823when is sharteta subbing him on.he will dominate this season
>>157379981heavy henryarr mascot
>>157379991Anti-Greek discrimination
>>157379997We don't need to sub the goalie, la. Raya been good.
>>157379971Martinelli will only elevate his status to absolutely world class when he leaves and is deployed in his future best position as a centre forward. Anyone who watched his debut games for us can see it in him.
Look, havertz is shit but he's a big game player. He likes those big occasions, YOU can't deny this
But more importantly... Going for a second goal? A third one? Against City? What happened to my horseshoe special? (>inb4 it's returning in the second half)
>havertz header was straight at the keeperalmost had a kai moment there
>>157379991sickening robberyeven getting refballed by the statfags
why is Shitvertz being credited with a goal when he fucked up the chance and the goalkeeper threw the ball in his own net?
>>157380016Havertz in big games, Gyok to score against all the lesser teams like he did last season. Not a bad combo
>>157379970Wtf Ødegaard was on a vegan diet? That's fucking retarded for an athlete
>>157380007What about the games where he played centre forward for us and looked like shit?
Who's the ESPN bird?
>>157379970that's what marrying a noho succubus does to you
>>157380026Because he mentally raped donnaruma
>>157380026Don’t even care. The ref could have deflected it in. After review Arsenal score
>>157380007I have faith.
>>157380042Yeah he went full sperg simp mode first few years with his older semon demon girlfriend. He even got a cringy couples tattoo lmao. But recently seen pics of him eating meat again when on holiday so he finally learntIsco did something similar
>>157379970Did he actually or are you just saying that?
Playing well so it's only natural one of >our players will get a season ending injury...wonder who it will be
>>157380077He did, heavy rumors about it in Norway and it matches perfectly with him looking like skinny Pete from breaking bad. Then this summer he posted on Instagram from his holiday and there was beef and sausages on his plate
>>157380046Give him a run in the bundes or specifically la liga and he will boss. He might not cut it here admittedly as it’s super tough, but I truly believe that’s his position as he gets older.He can cut in ala henry. He can poach. He’s quick onto through balls and he’s actually good in the air unless everyone has selective Alzheimer’s which I think all goyball enjoys do
>>157380088You love to see it
>trotting out old man GrealishLol
>>157380077I did some research (asking google) and there is nothing to suggest he was ever vegan to begin with.
>>157380086arroz coming on...
>grealingz save my assbaldest fraud
>>157380088He did look really ill last season. Makes you wonder what these sports science faggots are actually doing in the background. Probably fuck all
>>157380088I want to believe hanging out with Gyökeres and Haaland set him straight.
>>157380107Yeah, I've always only heard it as well, never seen any actual proof. But his draugr looking ass did lend some credibility to it. And if there were so many rumours about it in Norway as well then maybe there was some truth to it.Either way, hopefully he gets his shit together.
>>157380121Fraudest bald
>>157380113>Guimares dead already Say it ain't so
Tzolis does it again
EASY
STONE COLD MOTHERFUCKER
>Tzolis assistFucking hell lads
MEAT EATERS WINNING
humiliation.
GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD GØDEGAARD >>157380129>Makes you wonder what these sports science faggots are actually doing in the backgroundProbably telling him what to do and getting ignored tbf. It's not like they can force feed him.
Uh lads?WE'RE INSANE?!
ahahahahhahAhahahahaahahAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHQH
Donnarumma is such a bad goalkeeper
VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO VINI WHO
>>157380072Can't find anything about it googling. Would be weird considering he is on our milk cartons
DEVASTATINGHUMILIATION LMFAOSIT DOWN BRO
Going to order some Greek food today
Now watch those fuckers take that assist away as well because Gvardiol got a fucking toenail on the ball or some bullshit.
Apologise.
Odegard making donaruma like an amateur lmao
3 done, 3 more to go!Tzolis with a _proper_ assist too, very noice.>>157380133Yeah, just imagine the hulking frame of Erling Haaland hovering above and you telling you to eat your meat, lmao.
ODEGOAT IS BACK
He's done Donnarumma there tbdesu
>quit the retarded vegan diet your wife made you get into>performMay that be a lesson for everyone
>>157380169> It's not like they can force feed himI think they can and they are now :)
So I've missed 2/3 of the goals because the stream has shit the bed. The stream I pay 27/month for.
the greek guy is doing good assist numbers
>>157380213
>>157380215>paying for a stream
>>157380215>The stream I pay 27/month for.couldn't be me
>>157380209>Sack your wife>Save semen >Become the best player in the worldWaiting for this footballer arc
>>157380212Based sport scientists and head chef
>>157380230>>157380231TNT sport because I watch other sports on there too and the pirate streams for those are shite
NO PEPNO PROBLEMNO PEPNO PROBLEMNO PEPNO PROBLEMNO PEPNO PROBLEM
>haaland getting dragged off for marmooshKEK
Always rated this as a proper trophy. Bigger than the FA and League cups one could say.
It just feels wrong for Haaland and Ødegaard not to be on the same team....
They take haaland off to try and show they don't really care about this game lmao
>taking Haaland offOne can't get more fraudulent than that, lmao.
>>157380213He’s 100% off to Madrid or Barca next season.
>>157380262perfect villain arc for haaland to join the arse but it'll never happen
man pack up these manc niggas up put em in a box and put that box in the dirt it's over for them bald frauds
>MarmoushHow is that shitter still allowed on the pitch after the doing the greediest play in the WC?
>>157380278>he notices Neville talks a lot of shit about Arsenal>"You know what?"kino
MLS could have easily gotten a red for that challenge desu
>>157380239lol yeah. All jokes aside though if you were paying a bunch of cunts 10 million or whatever a year to perform at the best of their abilities wouldn’t you have a team of nutritionists and chefs and dictate what they eat? I’d be nutritional Hitler bro. Chensey smoking in the dressing room? I’m selling you to league 2
>>157380215>TNT Subscribergrimdodgy pirate site has been solid all game ironically using the TNT Stream
No VAR? How is MLS still on pitch?
how to you say our year la in your language
pls be the goat, Tzatziki (and no injuries)
>>157380326ITO'Y ATING TAON MGA BRAD
Coventry are going to get killed at this rate
>>157380278Would be funny if he did, but if Haaland is going anywhere it's likely going to be Real Madrid or Barca.
Winning the league has dropped the bottling mentality from Odegaard like Goku dropping his weighted clothing
>Arse play great ball>City play retarded horseshoe Timeline shift
>>157380326Det er vårt år
>>157380350will mbappe play as a LW for haaland though?
>>157380326Det är vårt år
Saka great hair my nigger
>>157380376
sub in gyökeres
What's that yee yee ass haircut Saka?
>>157380384Great stuff :) looks loads better
Where was this Odegaard for the past 3 years?
>Bakabronot another fucking season of this selfish fucking nonsense
>>157380384His Compton arc.
>>157380354based>>157380372cringe
Odegaard has been UNLOCKED
>>157380354>>157380372who allowed this
ally mcoist creaming himself over odourguard
Saka keeps on like this and we'll see him dropped and sold within 2 seasons for Dowman
>odegaard finds his form>saka completely loses it
And Kai really needs to stop hitting the floor as soon as he feels a fucking gust of wind.
>>157380371Mbappe won’t have a choice lmao. Haaland will instantly be the main, instantly more popular with fans, players, staff and president. He will be on penalties tooWill be brutal for Mbappe, he will get Vini’d
>sakadueke
>Arsenal winning with ease>Girl I've been chatting up just sent me a good morning textIt's a good Sunday lads
>>157380406Let him cook bro. We need to take risks and start destroying
Imagine el bencho in this team
B-but I thought he was a Fraudegaard…
ODEGOAT (Forma Wunderkind)
>>157380432He was vegangaard and now he is chadgaard
>>15738030950/50 challenge but with these refs you never know
>you now remember Gyokeres
i thought it was odorfraud
Now they can play without pressure because most of them won the prem we might see a brilliant dominant season. We are the new city. We will be hounded to the end of the earth next few years. People had their bottler narrative and thought they could take the piss. Seeing that become competent and dominant will break them.
>>157380425That's when Mbappe comes to Arsenal
>>157380416us unfortunately.
>>157380310I think they do have nutritionists and stuff but only for the club as a whole? I think individually the players either hire their own people or get recommendations from the club maybe. I remember ESR talking about how the club helped him out with his diet because he was eating lots of sweets and stuff iirc but I can't remember if that ended with him getting a dietician himself or what though.
>>157380447>20 mins left, 3 up, exhausted Havertz and Arteta still doesn't trust him enough to sub on
Look, it’s a glorified friendly but has the midfield ever looked this good? Pure motion, I’m in genuine awe.
don't let this match distract you from the bigger story>no vini>no barcola>no alvarez>no oshimenif you have a problem with anything i said, do not complain when arsenal are in the middle of a title race and are desperately trying to scrape 1-0s or 0-1s because they can't score from open play to save their lives.
>>157380459Mmbop needs to learn to press before he comes hereHe tried this WC but that ain't enough compared to the workrates here
got away with one here
>>157380483americans really don't understand football do they. we don't need to sign ronald mcdonald or spiderman. The squad has a lot of depth already in each position.
>TzoshitWhat happened there?
enter gyökeres.
>>157380483>>no vini>>no barcola>>no alvarez>>no oshimenall frauds
>>157380495nah you gotta make 500M worth of signings and flop like liverpoo did
>>157380495its bcuz in american sports, the "big stars" switch teams every other season. just ignore that retard
>>157380495players who dribble into 3 defenders or pass back aren't depth
>>157380512Stop, you're going to set him off
>>157380505Saka had acres of space ahead and he chose to play it so close
>>157380483Tzatziki better than each of them
>>157380470Interesting. I never read anything about it I just kinda assumed they would be treated like machines. I know Rooney used to fuck around and smoke n shit but you’d expect things to get more strict the more money is involved.
>>157380526>>157380526>>157380526new
>>157380483>ViniMeme smokescreen player>BarcolaPSG players are frauds since they're used to Ligue 1 minutes>AlvaresWould've been a viable target pre-Gyokeres>OhsimenIt's not 22/23 anymore, everyone knows its all Kvara
>>157380483Real Madrid has every galactico you could possibly want and the team plays like shit. Vini would’ve been a cancer that fucked every contract on the team. Chemistry>big names, this isn’t the NBA
>>157380483Where's Lebron
>>157380535True but I think some flair and madness would have gave us another extra dimension and gave us more of a fear factor. But you’re right tbf
come 6 months time, injuries and overuse will leave arsenal with a starting front three ofmartinelli.......gyokeres........madookielmao
EXCUSE ME I GOTTA PLANE TO CATCH
>Jokeres' first touchAh yes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AHSdhZdXmEODEGOAT ODEGODREMIND THEM
>>157380483>>no vini>>no barcola>>no alvarez>>no oshimen>no problem
NORTH LONDON FOREVER
BRUNO'S WON A TROPHY WITH ARSENAL
Calafiori's goal made her wet 30 seconds into the match.
