PREVIOUS: >>157354466TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was removed from Friday night’s battle against the Yankees after being involved in an awkward collision at third baseCWS: Miguel Vargas went 4-for-5 with a pair of homers, three runs scored and three RBI on Friday night, propelling the White Sox to a 9-5 victory over the Tigers at Comerica ParkPIT: Bubba Chandler allowed two earned runs over five innings while striking out five, picking up the win on Friday against the Red SoxCIN: Chase Burns pitched seven scoreless innings while striking out eight to pick up the win on Friday over the MarlinsLAD: Dalton Rushing (elbow) took live batting practice on the field at Dodger Stadium on Friday nightCOL: Hunter Goodman is absent from the Rockies’ starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the Giants in San FranciscoSF: Willy Adames (back) was held out of the Giants’ starting lineup as expected for Friday’s series opener against the RockiesMIL: Brewers placed RHP Abner Uribe on the 15-day injured list, retroactive to August 11, with a right forearm flexor strain
doyers
Os
PRRRRRTTTTTTT
uh-oh, poodres???
>>157357040CC “the sticky substance” Sabathia
Frustrated isn't the goddamn word for it! This is bullshit! You screwed me! Everybody screwed me! And nobody does a goddamn thing about it. Nobody in the league cares, nobody in the locker room cares. So much goddamn injustice around here! I've had it up to here! Everybody knows it! I know it! Everybody knows it. I should be the World Champion! Everybody just keeps turning a blind eye. You keep turning a blind eye to it. I got that Padrepaco, he turns a blind eye to it. Everybody in that goddamn locker room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be! If you don't like it, tough shit!"
Rangers vs Athletics is on TheCW if you live in Texas
I just cupped my hand, put it to my ass, farted, and brought it up to my nose to smell it
Mets :)
stinkums kek
11th for FF8
Yams first pitch in 11 minutes
In the 21st century where sports are racially integrated, the Red Sox have been so much more successful than the Yankees.Something worth thinking about.
unusual to see kike at 1B
* (none since 2009)
>>157357055>>157357057Lmao desperation; learn what a real bullpen looks like sweaties ;)
>Rodriguez will be the Padres closer in 2027This guy is ass.
Imagine talking shit and not having 27 rings
Blessed Pope Sox
>Joe and OrelYay :)
GG Indians
>>157357094>a fucking clock
>Imagine turning off your name to talk shit because you are getting btfo on a daily basisCum Shitter kek
>UNIQLO Field at Dodger Stadium
Guys, football is on!
Yay. Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
>>157357113>Watching career practice squad guys play
>>157357107I look like this and say UNIQLO field at any chance
>>157357063I personally cannot watch the A's ever since they left Oakland.So it's a no from me.
Who on the Yankees could start for another team? Cole couldn't even crack into the starting rotation for the Angels.
Imagine trying to talk shit on Chadgley Rodriguez (the 3rd or 4th best option out of the bullpen, by the way) with Edlose D'Ass as your closer
2 out bases clearing double nice
Seems like it's largely flown under the radar how great Chase Burns has been this year.
Based Kershaw
I'll bop any yank on the fucking nose
>>157357137i bet the under
>>157357133kek so true
I'm not buying into the Padres. They'll still miss the playoffs.
>>157357147say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
They have an idiot named Rice on their team of course they lost
>>157357141wypipo moment
ITFDB
>>157357156seethe holoshitter
>>157357161being a present father to a happy family is, yes
Come on Doyers let's get back in the win column!
>>157357141irritating to think Kershaw will be a part of dodgers games for the rest of his natural life
>>157357156Mmm hmm. *clicks pen* Phillies or Dodgers fan?
For God's sake don't fuck this up Cano
>>157357156biggest pretenders in the league rnonce they're bats cool off they have nothing
Why don’t African-Americans play baseball?
>>157357167nah he's gonna go live in Texas and forget LA exists. This is like his curtain call tour
The Dodgers have lost the last 7 games I watched them play.I'm watching again tonight
Holy fuck please
>>157357156They'll make it but flame out in the wild card
>>157357165Look at her go!
>>157357182based curser
I feel bad for Cal
explain edlose
>>157357182holy based
>>157357174HE CUTE!
>>157357178structural racism
>>157357182dodgers are fine unless they use picrelated again to close
Please caminero
>Padres have the longest active win streak*strokes chin* hrmmmmmm..........
>>157357182based watchoor
>Dodgers have 8 startersThreepeat incoming.
You fags prrrrted all over the place but the Dads still won.What now faggots?
It's happening again
>>157357178why are there more African Americans playing on the dodgers than mexican players?
we're really going to need 4 teams to represent the AL bEast, my hopes the two berd teams get IN
>>157357205Skubal hasn't been scoreless since we got him either, I think he'll bounce back.
>>157357207OOPS thought Rays-O's was final
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!!
A month ago poodre fans were begging Preller to sell. It’s only taken yet another fool’s gold hot streak to convince them that they have a chance again. Looking forward to the wild card flameout.
most exciting young team in the league?
fucking umps man how is that a ball?
>>157357207Beating the brews is not anything to be proud of
the dodgers catcher is literally named douche
let's go let's go
The Dodgers have just one starting pitcher and they're 73-49. How did that happen?
Fucking hell, we nearly blew that. Gg rays!
>>157357229>poodre fans were begging Preller to sellActually, unironically, doggie doo fans
Oh well. Good game
WE WON, BROS.
>>157357241small ball, scrappy hitters, smart baseball
orioles won that ballgame!
>>157357235Losing to the Brew Crew tho?
>>157357252:)
>>157357217Mexicans suck at baseball
watching the gameabout to snort coke
Maybe I should become a Rays fan. They lose, and they don't get any shit for it.
Kersh looks like a Mexican with that weird tan
>>157357283Are you watching TV and doing coke on your bathroom floor?
>>157357229kek seethe doyercaca
>>157357283
>>157357308That's the Ron Washington special
>>157357283Coke is bad for you
get it together yams
>paco>eating mexican food>has violent diarea>sits on toilet with TV on the floor>shits, does coke and watch his doyers lose
So glad I get to have a manager that, in year 12, still pulls the same stupid faggot shit of making retarded bullpen decisions then throws a temper tantrum by putting his worst arm in and punting a close game. Won nothing significant under this retard but somehow he still has his job.
>>157357328they really do be like that
>>157357241By having the best batting lineup in baseball
mookie slap!
doggiedoos on the board
ok {we are back}
smol bol doyers
those tough and scrappy doggies!
>>157357331Crazy that Dave Roberts has been there for 12 years already
I believe Gasser, is how you say? Gassed, out?
kek this is a fake team, we lost yesterday as a joke, don’t expect to see ed in the ‘yoffs.
>Danefag already seething Kek
I wonder if people called him kyle fucker when he was growing up
is dookie back?
>KEKER
>>157357358We called him Kyle Pucker in gym class when we took turns on him
>>157357137I'm honestly happy to see he ended up being as elite as everyone thought he'd be
>dodgers score a single run>/mlb/ seethes
Dodgers with a lil bit of small ball!
>>157357359>is dookie black?hes culturally whiteand racially white
>>157357241most teams don't have any starting pitchers
>>157357390cope
Fanatics paired with Baby GAP to create the Brewers uniforms.
>>157357328Remember when the racist Brewers Karen threatened to call ICE on a Dodger fan during the NLCS last year? She was banned from the stadium and had to watch her team get raped in game 4 by an Asian immigrant on national television.
>still no webm of todays yankee fielding shitfest
>>157357408I blame Apple
>>157357405Was the Dodger fan an illegal immigrant?
>doyercacas score a single run>celebrate like they just won a WS
>>157357405
How the hell am I suppose to get any sleep after watching that pathetic performance from the Yankees?
SCHANUEL
NOLANFUCKINGSCHANUEL HALOS TIE IT
NETOOOOOOOOOOHALOS TAKE THE LEAD
>put the ball in play and let the yankees self-inflict harm
>>157357426keep it Dodgers related
rally cake
>>157357194I dont. Fuck that fat faggot
>>157357422same way you slept after their many other recent stinkers
27 RINGS STFU!!
based Halos
goo doggies
>>157357238no...NO!!!
>>157357442But I didn't get any sleep. I just sit in the chair with a blank stare for hours.
>fat fuckcy
>>157357405I went to miller park and my observation was the pooers have the angriest, most insecure, little brother syndrome fanbase I've encountered of any ballpark I've been to as an away fan
>that doyers walkup songplease deport him ICE
kike is a complete bum
Stankees kek
Why would a Dane be racist against Mexicans? He’s never even seen a Mexican.
>>157357446is that you in the pic
>>157357408it's on Reddit
>>157357465Kek!
>>157357405yamamoto isn't an immigranthe's a guest workerhe will leave as soon as his contract is upunlike your fruit picker family
>>157357465holy kekthanks lad
>>157357467ai
>>157357467is this real?
>>157357436>>157357465Possibly the most damning scouting report I've ever heard
>>157357464cool it with the antisemitism
>>157357465stankeedoo em!
If you said two or three years ago that O'Hoppe would be the worst player in this photo nobody would have believed you
>>157357466i've seen an arabs>short>brown>retards>their "cuisine" is putting meat in a pancake
>>157357464i know how it feels
Musgrove's next start will be MLB
Marinersbros make it happen
>>157357466He’s just tsundere because his ex is with someone more successful. He’s posted himself buying tacos and other similar foods hereHe’s mindbroken
>>157357501nah Mexicans are way more based than arabs
he had a fedduciary responsibility to challenge
feduccia good with the challenges
>he's just
>>157357497Who will be the next to leave Angels?
FROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HEREFROGNIGGAS STAY WINNING>WE REALLY FUCKIN OUT HERE
>>157357479I was referring to Ohtani and his 10l, 3HR game. Stop. You’re embarrassing yourself.
>>157357501looks pretty good nglwould consoom
>>157357467mayhaps
wow yam just fucking rolled chourio
>no argumentIAYC :^)
>>157357525trout is headed to philly to unite and lose a world series with harper
>>157357502
>>157357525Probably Neto if Nimmala ends up being the real deal. Infield would be crowded and he'd be a good trade piece.
don't reply to astromiguel
Why do angel fans exist?
what slop we eating tonight
>>157357556Because Orange County and the Inland Empire exist
what does he even do?
swingandmisstani
>>157357532>the one game where ohtani did somethingYamamoto carried the doyers but you fags give ohtani the credit
Andy P
i see ohtani stopped pitching so he could focus on striking out
god damn that pitch went straight to Arizona
>>157357557I made watermelon salad
>>157357556>>157357561Anaheim Angels was a better name
>>157357561That's all Dodger territory
put ohtani in the outfieldasshole needs to play a position
>>157357573he has higher odds on strikeouts so of course he's cashing in
>>157357585>t. never been to california even one time
>>157357557wish I had a big sandwich right now
I wish Gasser was still on the poodres
>>157357579>I made watermelon saladyou what
>>157357585Nah if you live in LA county you're likely a Dodger fan, if you live in the OC you're likely an Angel fan. If you live in the IE then you're pretty much equally distant from both and it's a tossup. Both teams have their popularity there from constantly having a presence in the region through minor league teams.
>>157357561OC I can see. IE… eh.Just remembered that one Raiders/Angels fan on here a few months ago. How you doing bud?
boooooooooooo
>>157357557Publix makes the shortlist of things I miss from living in the south. completely replaceable for me apart from the sandwich counter, I've yet to find anything that comes even close to a chicken tender pubsub where I live now. I'll occasionally create my own version at home but it's not the same. I also realized that most grocery store employees elsewhere are very nice exactly like they are at publix when you don't live in the swamp, then the whole 'act' felt so forced to me in hindsight.
Gasser? I barely know her
>>157357547Can you move my royals to a better quadrant?
>>157357594Watermelon, tomatoes, red onion, lime, basalmic vinegar, salt. It's good
andy doing some 1970s mlb slides
I went out for a steak dinner tonight and had 2 beers. Then came home and had some sake. And then two large bowls of cereal with 2% milk. I feel terrible.
>>157357616I don't normally like fruit in my salad but that sounds breddy gud
went to the rays game as a casual bystander twins fan for fun and saw multiple (very drunk) orioles fans heckling and screaming at all rays fans, including CHILDREN. one of them a cop had to walk over and warn to calm downis this what the fanbase is really like?
>>157357589I see nothing but doyer flags and stickers driving down the 5 nowadays>t. Lifelong angel fan
cam on julio hit a dinger
>>157357628It's really a perfect summer salad. Very crisp and refreshing
>>157357589You're in denial
>>157357610cool story, bro
>>157357625
>>157357606Nah the IE is complicated. Like I said both teams have had a presence there forever. And there is some pride in the IE out of not being LA. It really is pretty split, don't act like the Angels are an unpopular team because despite being awful they definitely aren't.
>>157357616take the thong out yo bussy playa
>>157357641Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
>>157357616Oh and fresh mint
>>157357630unironically most last place team fanbases are like thatexcept the rockies, when they were dead last their fans were humble
>>157357625What kind of cereal?
>>157357645Hence why I said “…eh”
yumbo yack secured
muncy to kike oof
kike fuckin sucks
>>157357630sounds like Rays fans are pussies
Bro thought he was Arenado
kike god damn it...
>>157357659gremlins again
lay off the pork rinds, muncy
>>157357646Salads are good for you
>>157357671wow ok so youre a liar
>>157357557Went to Cheesecake Factory earlier and got some Louisiana chicken pasta
>>157357630baltimore “people” (and i use that term very lightly) are some of the most rude and ignorant on the planet
>>157357659I had honey Os and trix
>>157357675not my fault you didnt stock up when the movie was released
Back before the 66ers lost their soul and became a Mariner's affiliate they had the coolest hat
atta boy muncy
>>157357682i don't eat food that is 40 years old
munch is washed
wtf is going on with the rangers
>>157357687I could’ve caught that too
>>157357616>>157357651all of this, sprinkled with a little goat cheese, and a gazpacho shooter on the side PLEASE
fatty can really moveMuncy > Guerrero Jr
>>157357691They're shit
>>157357689pussy
Certainly we won't see TWO straight save situations, right Dodger bros?
>>157357685RIP Modesto Nuts
I have a bunch of plum cake upstairs, but then I have to get up.
>>157357685yea that's very nice cap
>there are metrosexual zoomers here who eat salads as mealsim fine with a casesar salad with a meal but never in my life would i put watermelon and onion in a bowl and be like "im eating this for dinner"
>>157357702liar or hoarder. take your pick.
How do Spanish speakers talk about the Angels, would they really say "Los Angeles de Los Angeles" with a straight face?
>>157357685The Mozilla Firefoxes mog
Yamamoto is my favorite Trolley Dodger.
>>157357714t. Max Muncy
How will Edwin find a way to fuck up today I wonder
>>157357718anales
>>157357696Feta is good with it too, real ones know>>157357714It's hot and I don't want to turn on the stove
he's stealing first on the wild pitch!
>>157357714I like a caprese salad with some salt and good olive oil
go, egg, go
they gave eggman that 1st base lol
extra slurpings in houston
>>157357736basedit's such a perfect combo of flavours
>>157357205They already said they’re gonna keep using him.
>>157357718They say Los Angels, with Angels just being the English pronunciation.Or Los Angelitos at times, the little angels.Another common nickname for the team in Spanish is Los Serafines. Which means The Seraphims
>>157357714ur gaythe giants vs rockies game is really comfy so far
Angels are fighting back
>>157357718>>157357746This is so retarded. They need to be Anaheim Angels again, or atleast California Angels
>>157357744Based kiwifren
>>157357753>Angels versus Royalsan exciting start to the "Who Cares" classic
>>157357758They were still called Los Serafines de Anaheim when they were the Anaheim Angels. It's just another nickname for the team like the Halos. So that wouldn't change.
Cucker is putrid
>>157357761thats the best rivalry in baseball few
Is this the Mariners season rn
there is an unironic gloryhole at the rays stadium in the left field mens bathroom (furthest back stall toward the brick wall)i saw it myself but was too scared to fish the ol’ worm through the cut out hole.
>>157357759x
/mlb/, I don't remember what this picture means or why I saved it, can somebody help me out???
>>157357761i care
>>157357770I did, what do you think it's for. It was so good I've gone back 5 times. Everytime was at least an 8/10 BJ
>>157357769this is their world series
>>157357777Quads for the genny photo
>>157357758California legislature just passed a law that would force them to change the name back to the Anaheim Angels. It's on the governor's desk right now.
str*s lose
>>157357465
>>157357465Kek!!
>Astros are 1-7 against Mariners this seasonAm I reading this shit right. Absolute looney tunes division
>>157357770i heard the same rumor. apparently University of Miami sorority girls will go there for hazing. you shoulda put your jimmy in the hole
Yams is dealing
>>157357795the winner of that division will have a record below .500 but will reach the world series
>>157357730kek
>>157357770nobody will believe me but i got my dick sucked in there earlier this season. im 80% sure it was a girl cause she had long nails and (since im on the smaller side) i fit my “bat and balls” through the hole. i felt long nails gripping the balls, like a knuckle curve grip.
>>157357816It was a cubs 'girl'
>>157357770Put your dick in there and just start pissing. Nobody's going to say shit since the guy on the other side is commiting a crime by being there
kek doyerpacos
>it was a woman because there were long nailsLol. Lmao. Just enjoy the beej and don't think about it
>newfags dont realize gloryholes are just fleshlights on rotisseries
>>157357825Not sure what you’re trying to imply here
>>157357770id be too scared to put my manhood in there. what if it’s a guy? what if i like it first before finding out?and what happens after it ends? i have to go sit and watch 6 more innings of baseball as if nothing happened???fuck nah…
Will the abbreviations be changed like this: LAD to LA and LAA to ANA?
>>157357820What if that is the “girl” on the other side’s fetish
>>157357819it was this girl
>>157357831It will be ANAL
can't drop another series
>>157357838this is what happens when an /mlb/ poster goes out in public
>>157357839oh kek
>>157357825kek
Yamanodecisionto
Holy shit Seattle actually came back?
>>157357830>get some succ, have a huge climax>(manly voice on the other side) “thanks honey…”>wander back to your seat in a cold sweat >wonder what disease you now have>look up talk therapy clinic locations during the 7th inning stretch >long quiet ride home in dead silence THIS…is tampa bay baseball.
is there a webm yet of vlad taking the tiger knee
LOWE HITS IT HIGH
JOSH FUCKING LOWE HALOS TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN
get it done Msbros x
blowtani
lineoutani
>>157357857there is approximately a 0.001% chance of getting an std from someone sucking your cock
>>157357864scroll up dude
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
>>157357875Pepe point at a fact sign
>>157357876Do I need to call before I dig through the thread?
>>157357880best I can do is umPepe
ANDY P
pages wasn't a bum
PAGES IS BACK BABY
>lossing to the doyers
TURN THE PAGES
>>157357875What if you have a cut on your dick and the other person has cut in their mouth?
the cuban miracle man
>PagesNot a bum today
>>157357893if you have a cut on your dick you shouldn't stick it through a gloryhole and the other person wouldn't suck it regardless of if they had a cut in their mouth or not
STRUCK him out
Mariners...
Pages fucked mi bum today
Pages carrying blowtani
Munoz sucks ass
/mlb/; Gloryhole Edition next please
>>157357893It would have to be more like an open sore and saliva is a huge deterrent. Your worst case chances when receiving oral sex, man or woman, are comically (though not impossibly) low
And the Yankees couldn't score one run against those Mariners
THE MARIKEKS DO IT AGAIN
Should I stay away from the treadmill if I had a really bad Charley Horse this morning that I’m still feeling?
>mexican pitchers
Dismantle this faggot ass teamExecute dan wilson
I think the mariners SUCK!!
CWALK WALKS IT OFF OVER THE TRAIN TRACKS
Bros…. :*(
gn
>>157357916walk it.off
m's lose!
got 'em!based feduccia
Yams probably not making it thru 6
Why are the Mariners like this?
>>157357939nvm jewer baserunning sucks ass
Mariner fans, why do you even watch this sport? You have the saarhawks
So... has Dan been fired yet?
wish yams would do JAV
>>157357911:(
>>157357916You should visit the gloryhole at Tropica Field
okek
me irl
>>157357926are you artbutmakeitsports
This was the first M’s loss of the season that made me laugh my ass off instead of getting upsetThis sport is so much more enjoyable when I’ve given up on the season
I sometimes wonder if the Mariners try to be bad on purpose. It feels malicious and intentional after so many years.>>157357946Because football season isn't 16,200 games a year like baseball and I fucking hate apehoop.
>>157357959>he says “the” like there’s just one
dodger coach happy today
>MorongoGives me a kek and a lel every time
>>157357916I got a charley horse getting out of bed the other day, I legitimately thought I was about to die it hurt so bad. Like I thought holy shit I had a clot or something that just popped and I'm actually about to die.But I was fine.
You’ll greatly improve your mental health by pretending the baseball season starts in September.
>>157357973Good times!
Roberts loves gay dugout shit
>>157357946Because basedball is my sportI’m not here for winning, I’m here for the love of the game
SNEEDMAN
Eggman!
>evan phillips
EGGMAN
EGGGGGGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
that's my switch hitting utility man
it's so funny when the umps does stylistic out calls
>>157357964and this is me :)
>>157357979>the weak should fear the strong
that funky muncy
Can’t stop looking at Munoz walking off the mound huffing and puffing kek
>>157358001Pirates got nice jerseys
Dumb kike
I don’t see why they can’t put on a sweater and play in the winter
>>157358018terrible at bats these past 2 ganes
I was gonna say the funniest outcome would be Diaz entering the game in a nonsave situation, but this works too
This is where I turn off the game.
>>157358018No place for this sort of thing in baseball.What the hell are you playing at bud?
I bet if you told Kike that second base was Palestine he’d figure out how to get there.
>>157357040>Dodgers bullpen Well it was a fun night boys. Gonna drink myself into oblivion again and discuss his L tomorrow. See ya then.
anyone have the mariners call of the astros walkoff
Bronx sounds like a sound an animal would make.
>>157358044So that's why they have a zoo there.
Good showing from Yams. Brings his ERA down to 2.6. Dodgers MVP.
>marinerslol
>>157358047Is that what they call Yankee Stadium now that Jazz plays there?
>>157358047>>157358058and there it is
>>157358069It feels like they show this old bum every day, when is he gonna leave
>joe davis trying to tell the cameras what to do
I think I realized what I hate about Stephen Nelson: it sounds like he's trying to do a Joe Davis impression
>>157358076it's great that he's around as much as he has been
this season has made me really not give a shit about baseball. this team just fucking sucks. its not a team, just a bunch of individuals. watching them is depressing as fuck. i domt think ill be paying any attention to them for awile. being a mariners fan is pain.
>>157358076>t. miserable fag
>>157358076>when is he gonna leavenever, the dodgers put gorilla glue on his seat
>>157358083it's so weird because he's excellent in interviews and absolutely dreadful at his actual job
>>157358083wait, you JUST figured this out?
>>157358083for me it was because he came across as a pushy spastic geek but then I came around to liking him because he absolutely drags umps across the coals fur bad calls, at least on the radio
>>157358076get used to it he'll be there for the next 15 years at least
>>157358105Not an LA fan lol, but yed, painfully obvious in retrospect
>>157358101I would like him way more if he dropped his gay accent switching for ethnic names
>The three teams with the highest bullpen ERA since the all star break have been the A's, Rangers, and Mariners>The Angels aren't 4th but they aren't far behindWhat the fuck is wrong with the AL West
>>157358076we love kershaw here
Ohtani has less offensive WAR than Max Muncy. This is who you purport to be the greatest player of all time. Just embarrassing levels of fanboying.
That’ll do you bum
>>157358112fair enough. and yeah he's the poor man's joe davis.
>>157358122bro you don't get it he's hecking japanese and is a hecking two way player (sometimes)
>>157358122doyerpacos are not going to like this post
>>157358069based Trump voter Kershaw!
>>157358140>breaks the rules>calls someone else the enwerdironicalso, not an argument. Ohtani is overrated and history will forget that he was ever considered to be the GOAT, as humiliatingly stupid as that narrative is
dodgers still got em seething
I remember when marinerfags tried to deny the window closed the moment they lost to the blow gaysIt’s actually over
>>157358152>not an argumentyour spastic nature isn't deserving of an actual argument
>>157358153Dodgers aren't good enough to make anyone seethe. They will get rolled over by any number of teams in the postseason (Nats, Phils, Brewers, and definitely the Cubs)
God and Seattle have abandoned the Mariners
>dookie
>>157358160My Chadstros own them forever, even when they won the division over us we still raped them in the end.
>>157358160excuse me, to the who? try that again
can the dodgers bullpen record 6 more outs without spilling their spaghetti?
>>157358165trying to spin the fact that your fragile golden boy, even with all his ridiculous special treatment, contributes less offensively than that fat blob Muncy would be impressive levels of retarded homerism
>>157358166>They will get rolled over by any number of teams in the postseasonSame thing you guys said last season, and in 2024
>>157358160IDK what window closed desu.. I mean they're not tied down with a lot of contracts and a shitty farm. Cal just went from an MVP to one of the worst everyday regulars in baseball. Actually feel bad for them this time
lay off the M's, faggots, we're suffering here!
>>157358180They havent let you down so far
>>157358166>he expects us to believe that he actually thinks thiso kek O KEK
I remember seeing these exact posts in the last two seasons. Ohtani's Dodgers is built different
>>157358178the poo gays
>>157358182I didn't say it. I definitely believe it this season though. Middling offense, unreliable and declining rotation, and awful bullpen
>Emerson has been playing through a serious injury all season>Cal has been playing through a serious injury all season>Donovan got rushed back from injury which immediately got aggravated and caused him to miss the entire year>Canzone has been playing through injury all season>Naylor has played through injuries at various times>Julio was rushed back from a concussion>Raley played through a serious injury half the season until he physically couldn’t play anymore without season ending surgeryHoly fuck this retarded coaching and training staff full of dumbass faggot boomers has completely tanked the M’s this year. Get these braindead former players the FUCK off the staff and hire some young and competent people
>>157358180we got this, no worries this time
>>157358185we own you!
>>157358189Honestly I hate them but I can't pick against them. Ohtani is the truth. Complete reversal of the late-10s/early-20s Dodgers that would make a joke of the regular season and then shit their pants in October
>>157358170Even in this horrible season the mariners are still dominating the Asterisks and everyone knows you’re getting embarrassed in the first round of the playoffs no matter who you play. Plus your team is rapidly aging and you have a barren farm. You’re going back in the dumpster for the next decade at least.
>>157358194FUCK YOU YOU COCKY WHORE
Angels aren't out of this yet
>the kraken
>>157358201Cringe
>>157357946>>157357935>>157357941>>157357920>>157357911>>157357906I'm out for the season, see you guys for playoffs. I've had /mlb/ filtered for the last several days and it's been a great decision to just think about football instead. You know the Rams got a cannibal on their team? Fun stuff, not like the Mariners. Hopefully they all get killed in a plane crash or move to OKC or something. Anyway, see you guys in October.
what will they call it when the dodgers win their 4th straight?4peatquadpeat?
>>157358207*
I’m a cubsgirl and I think the dodgers are winning the world series
Angels are out of this I’m going home
>Diaz againHahahahajajaHAHAHAHAHAHAHTHANK YOU DAVE
we're 8 minutes away from edlose giving up 2 singles and then a 3 run homer
>>157358213>no pennants>no peanuts LOL
>>157358220*
In Edlose we trust
>>157358198You are an honest person
Mariners "fans" are the whiniest pussies. You're not the only team this season to disappoint people who believed in and rooted for them. Shut the fuck up you micro brew loving queer ass Seattleite
ez
Is it true Tanner Scott got a BBL?
>>157358228You don't have a clue.
I fucking love this kid. Broken fucking ankle and he's SPRINTING to 1st to keep the game alive
>>157358223I strongly dislike him and his stupid annoying face
>>157358201Why don't they just cheat again? Manfred set the precedent that a decade-long scheme from the owner down to the lowliest staffer only results in the firing of one hot dog vendor. There's no reason not to
>>157358238They never stopped cheating
SOON...
>>157357040>Edwin Diaz warning upFuck my asshole
yeah it's over they're gonna smack him around
>>157358236>2 months extra on the IL>Trout strikes out anyway
Guys they Athletics are playing too
>>157358237I have to still root for him to figure it out, but phantom IL time is getting close
BULL FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS UMPFUCK YOU TROUT FOR WASTING THAT CHALLENGE EARLIERSHIT ASS UMP WANTED TO GO HOMEMECK DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHING
>edloseDAVE NOOOOOOOO PLS DAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BEG YOU PLS FUCKING NOOOOOO
>>157358253E N T E R T A I N M E N T P U R P O S E S
M'IL-LAD
tucker is such a fucking bum
>>157358267keekay also. completely useless fucking at bats
Rockies are about to be a game behind the Giants btw
Brewers feel kinda dead ngl
please extra baseball gods
lol SNLA didn't even bother showing edwin's walkoutanywaysE N T E RDWINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmkJk10vMzA
>>157358280Diaz about to put a lil pep in their step. damn it.
>Diaz coming outNOOOOO!!!!! DAVE!! STOP!!
>>157358267Could've just made Kim an everyday player without spending an extra 60 mil a year. Give up 10 homers in exchange for 100 extra total bases, heaven forbid
GENTLEMEN...STARTYOURTRUMPETS
here we go...
you fools. roberts is going to keep throwing edwin diaz at the wall until he sticks. he's gonna make a stone cold closer out of him through brute force
come on Diaz just do your thing
Why would he do this?
>Diaz warming up
PLEASE LET ME OFF THIS RIDE. I AM NO LONGER HAVING FUN.
>>157358289hopefully he takes over Keekay's role next season
>>157358286
>>157358299Entertainment purposes obviously
THIS ISN'T FUNNY STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT US YOU PIECES OF CRAP!!!
>11.57 ERA
next>>157358313>>157358313>>157358313
IT BEGINS
holy smokes
>only fastballs>falls behind 3-0>HBP;)
FINE!!!! let him blow it! Blow every save so he doesn’t make the postseason roster
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