Cuttin a rug edition
I need a huge cumshot on my face
You people make fun of Tua but everyone with a brain injury loves him
>>157357253It's "cutting the rug".
Our Joshie will win it all this time :)
>>157357253Me when the local media says it's my turn this year for sure
The era of greatness begins
>>157357270I'd be happy to oblige, slut
>>157357270Why are you such a freak?
>>157357281last year was "his turn" it's over.
Well, the Falcons management proved they really, really make horrible decisions. No one even went to that game but Broncos fans
>>157357292Yeah but this year they don't have a defense and fired their head coach they're Superbowl bound
>AHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS IT WAS OUR YEARRRRRR!!! SOMEONE GET ME MORE HELP NOW!!!!!
How is everyone enjoying back to school week?
Trash Allen cried watching Sinners
>it was his turn
>>157357301You know you're never going to win the Owl when they put your face on Madden
>>157357303He could do wayyyy better
Is Madden still ass or what?
This smug asshole is going to run roughshod over the league again. I'm hoping, nay, praying that I'm struck by lightning before the season begins. I can't fucking suffer through another season of the Nix imperium.I'm brown btw.
>ermmmmm yea it's definitely the coaches that are the problem not Brandon Beane o algo >anyway here's your new draft class, enjoy!!Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek buffalel really never learns huh?
Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair
>>157357320Now that Payton isn't able to call nonstop screens, maybe
>>157357301This is all that bastard Maye's fault
>>157357320he's going to tear his acl again he used to be good then he took a nix to the ankle
>>157357301The Josh Allen types aren't on /sp/. They have so many bros that want to hang out with them and so many girls calling them they don't need to come on here for friendship. So it looks weak talking about them behind their back. Also we shouldn't hate people like Joshz we should strive to be like them. We don't want to have to come on /sp/ for friends forever do we?
It’s just one preseason game—pump the brakes, your team didn’t just win the Super Bowl. I’m really starting to think you all are overreacting faggots. Stop listening to the talking heads and bringing that nonsense into the general; they get paid to hype up preseason games.
See because Missouri is called "The Show Me State" but I call it the "Show Me The Way Outta Here State"
>>157357320Excellent post
You can't feel good about your team from a pre season game but you can sure feel bad about it
>>157357327The screens were really effective though. I'm pretty sure I remember one of them going for 5 yards.Haha no but seriously, Payton is clearly a bumblefuck retard with play calling in current year, and I couldn't be happier that he gave it up.
>>157357361Im pretty confident MY bronkies are going to beat the ever living fuck out of statmutts mahomos week 1 the defense is /elite/
>>157357354Thank you.
If you had to select a team that had the most main character energy in the NFL it would simply have to be the New England Patriots.
Contacts are telling me that Bailey Zappe threw two back to back interceptions for the Jets.Good riddance, Zap.
>>157357372Not without TOOM.
The funniest part about the Bills meltdown is that they seemed to have internalized that they were locks for the SB with the Chiefs out of contention. Despite having a shaky offense throughout the season and having serious issues against top defenses, losing to several "inferior" teams, and Josh Allen having multiple full retard plays where he turns a throwaway into a 40 yard sack, they (and the rest of the media) somehow thought they were going to steamroll the playoffs simply because their biggest cockblocker wasn't around
The SHOW ME THE WAY OUTTA HERE State. People. Is any of this getting through?
>>157357342erm actually teams that do well in the preseason show that they can put it together to win the superbowl and the 2 that didn't made all in moves to win
>>157357386Zappe probably wasn't making the roster anyway. It'll be1. Geno Smith2. Brady Cook 3. Cade KlubnikThis is how NYJ ensures the unstoppable tank for farts manning
>>157357372>JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
In our timeline, Lamar will be hosting the Lombardi twice in the next three years, then he falls off and retires. Becomes a doctor that works founding free clinics for low income people in the poor parts of the Miami metro like the one he was from
i cant wait til this defense tears burrows bussy apart week 1
>>157357398>I fired the coach because we lost the game>The refs cost us the game btwWas it autism?
>>157357398they barely escaped the jags lmao imagine if trevor lawrence knocked off josh allen everyone would have crowned him instead of fraud allen
>>157357413based zappe helping other his opponents make the 53.
>>157357415simple tardation
Colts are going to be exciting
>>157357398No Bills fans here even thought they would make the playoffs, they were a flawed team that couldn't stop the run and gave up 90% of 3rd and longs. Josh had to hero ball from behind to win too many games because McDermott wanted to run the ball and keep the defense off of the field for as long as possible. They might have done a lot better if it wasn't for key injuries early and midseason.
>>157357372
>>157357423And the Jags WC was more Coen and Lawrence shooting themselves in their own foot than the Bills playing particularly well, it was the Jags game to lose and they blew it
>>157357372You can make an argument for the 49ers, Cowboys, and Steelers
>>157357445they lost a bunch of games against shit teams and made shitty qbs look elite, statfags that didn't watch the games will move the goal posts.
>>157357362Screens for -2 yards you mean
>The Fins actually wasted a draft pick on Quinn SpewersKWABOTY
>>157357404>sans Brady and the mutt tells up pre season records mean jack
>>157357460This tribute always made me laugh. RIp DT though
>>157357407>Named Brady Cook>Can't cook like Brady
Oh God..... Bo Nix just noticed the appearance of the Falcons QB room
>>15735746149ers and Steelers yes, but neither compare to the Pats, who are by far the most popular NFL team globally.Trying to sneak Dallas in there was funny.
>>157357347FAWWKIN GOOD ONE COKSUCKAAA
>>157357460Remember when Patrick Mahomes' brother danced on Sean Taylor's number?
Things getting pretty wild this Friday night. I live by the universities and class starts Monday. I can hear groups girls outside yelling and not one but two police sirens
>>157357512Go outside and talk to them pussy
>>157357496Nobody asked you, loser
>>157357512
>>157357500It’s the 49ers. The Patriots are the new (now old) “main character” that was supposed to be the upgrade to the old MC in every way, but never quite captured the same magic. Then the Chiefs were Temu Patriots, and so forth.
Well I guess the Falcons won't be a problem this season
>>157357522I'm putting on my cool shirt right now. I want to tell them about this cringelord in New Zealand that lives on a football forum and have them come meet you. Stay here
>>157357523You are brown
Bros Im getting wild this friday night, drinking chaladas, cooking up some quesadillas, watching youtube, passing out before my girlfriend gets off work.
>>157357431>88 million >1 healthy full season out of 7 the one rational Colt fan out there knows this season is a wash
>>157357404>4 preseason gamessovl...
>>157357545Fuuuuuark that shirt looks sick cunt. Tell em I'm on my way over to give em the ol' lickaroo (on their vagina) they'll know what it means
>>157357551Nobody asked you to talk. Go stand in the corner and suck your dildo like it Bo Nix's cock
Does they charge much money for preseason game tickets or is it just a promotional thing where they give away tickets or let people in for free? Seems like a low quality product
>>157357553based and avoiding the misso pilled
>>157357553I just had a burrito today. Chicken, rice, black beans, Oaxaca, queso, Pico de Gallo, and spicy red salsa. That shit was so good.
>>157357560You are brown
>>157357508Erm Daksisters...
>>157357566You still need a paid ticket to get in but price is a fraction of regular-season face value
>>157357545I could get pussy in that shirt and would specifically get pussy because of that shirt
Things getting pretty wild this Friday night. I just got noise complaint by the universities and class starts Monday. I busted a party filled with girls with my partner and we arrested some loser with a gay ass shirt.
>>157357583Yeah but regular season tickets are hundreds, would you even pay 50 for a preseason game? I wouldn't
>>157357566Depends on how popular the teams are but they're generally significantly cheaper than a regular season game
>floods every game thread and general literally every single thread during the season dont you have anything better to do with your time
OH NO NO FAILCUNT SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>157357512sheeeiitt hol up
>>157357595Shut up, pig. You have time to do this bullshit but you can't come when my neighbor lets his kids shit in my yard?
if you live close to a university and are above university age you failed at life
>>157357581I'm blonde hair blue eyes German. You are the biggest tool I have ever meet in my life. You're a single male driving a 20 year old piece of shit car with a shit job and no life other than /NFL/. Being brown would be a step up for you.
>>157357602
>>157357596I only go for free. I'm guessing they are like $15-20
>>157357593same
>I'm blonde hair blue eyes German. You are the biggest tool I have ever meet in my life. You're a single male driving a 20 year old piece of shit car with a shit job and no life other than /NFL/. Being brown would be a step up for you.
>>157357604Holy kek. Need an good NFL related filename for that
>>157357602Saints/Falcons has all the hate to be an amazing rivalry, it's just that both teams have spent so long being ass that there's no oomf in it. If they were both elite those games would be as good as the old Steelers/Ravens games in the 2010s.
>>157357624Fatrick mutthomes coming back from an ACL tear.
>>157357636Kind of funny how you can feel, can sense, that the Chiefs really are in "Cowboys in the second half of the 90s" mode. Everyone's older, fatter, slower, and less driven.We're never going to get a team like the Brady Patriots again.
>>157357602>needed to put bounties on other teams to be gifted an owl because the team he coached played in some barren swamp with retards that live under sea level in a hurricane-prone shithole.Wow, what an iconic coach.
>>157357604Oh FUCK yea even just by the amount of time he stays down you can tell he's a genuine Drukster. Fuck i wanna drink tonight and i just might
>>157357580Did it cost $20? I cleaned up all of dishes and cooking space as if I didn't cook at all so that she will cook when she gets home and wake me up to eat <3
14 kiwi pesos to see the failcoons @ the dolphins sounds about right, actually
>>157357622It's your life you're wasting. I'm 50 so I'm too old to go out. But you? You are wasting the prihe of your life on here 24/7Why don't you get friends?Why don't you go outside?Why don't you get a girl, like even try?If you had any life at all you would never be on here. So it's crazy seeing you, the biggest loser that ever graces this earth, go around talking shitLook in the mirror. You are the bottom of the barrel for your age group. That's the only reason you are on hereJust fess up to it for your own sake
This was so fun tl watch
>This was so fun tl watch (on replay) because I was -2 years old when it happend18+ only board, bitch.
Football is dangerous, so we should switch to soccer
>>157357660>typing all this out Holy keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek top tier melty. I have a full time job and went out with mates Wednesday night doing lines and Thursday night with one of my oldest mates and a couple of girls (it's now Saturday arvo here and im still semi recovering) why don't you stop obsessing over Kiwi Chads and get some bitches? You're clearly 100% tilted rn
>Wait, HE'S my mentor? I'm learning from this guy?
>>157357604>HE'S GOT IT, HE'S HEADING TO THE END ZONE! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING>OH NO HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FOOT AND FUMBLED THE BALL!!
>>157357693When your 50, and you're too old to go out, you're going to be like oooooooh that was dumb of me to waste my entire 20s on /NFL/But it's your life, I don't care if you want to waste it but I do care that your shitty life results on you just coming on here being an asshole 24/7Get your life together and you won't be such a petty asshole all the timeHow can you get your life together? Get over your Internet addiction and go enjoy being young. Nobody this young should be as constantly bitter as you are but you're doing it up yourself
>>157357710Meanwhile, penis jr has lost big games at every level and is working on his 6th ACL tear.
>>157357684>Football is boring, we should watch Rugby.ftfy
INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THEN
>>157357734Remember last year's Falcons/Vikings game? That was an impressively terrible bit of quarterbacking by all parties involved.
1. Bills 2. Patriots3. Jets4. Dolphins 1. Bengals2. Ravens (wildcard)3. Steelers4. Browns 1. Texans 2. Jaguars 3. Titans 4. Colts1. Broncos 2. Chargers (wildcard)3. Chiefs (wildcard)4. Raiders1. Eagles2. Cowboys (wildcard)3. Giants4. Commanders1. Lions (this year's "worst to first")2. Packers (wildcard)3. Bears4. Vikings 1. Buccaneers 2. Saints3. Falcons4. Panthers (this year's "first to worst")1. Seahawks2. Rams (wildcard)3. Niners4. Cardinals
>actually replying to the Kiwi
>>157357742>So I made a big mistake, Try to see it once my way!!!
>he's 50 years old>he's crying about someone he's never met>he's actually giving life advice like i care MY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAA
he's actually giving bussy advice
didnt a poster here get raped in Louisiana?
>>157357747I don't watch NFC teams.
>>157357660>I'm 50KEKW
>mfw my brownies play tomorrow
>>157357749If you're putting Bills above Patriots you aren't paying attention to either teamTexans will win if they bench StroudRaiders might beat Chiefs I need to see Mahomes in a gameCowboys probably winning the divisionPackers start to suck this yearSaints are winning the South they're the least disastrous Seahawks over Rams is spicy but I could go either way
>>157357793Why even root for the local team at this point why not be a Steelers or Lions fan or something
>>157357803I am kindly asking you to stop posting
How much money would they have to pay you to go to a pre season game at Metlife?
>>157357811Assuming I'm already in the area for something else? Like $300 or $400
Praying for the Jets to defend their no interception streak into like week 5
>>157357802>drug addict Wednesday was the first time I've had any illicit drugs all year i mainly just stick to beers. If im a drug addict im pretty bad at it lmfao keep guessing my life like you know me lil bro i love the headcanon
>>157357800i do it for her >>157357803
>>157357800I root for my dad's team
>>157357811$3,500 to cover the flight, hotel, cab, and $7 ticket
>>157357507Truly one of the tributes of all time.
I’m a dog hater
Lions win the superbowl. Whitmer becomes president.
>>157357861>
which coach was banging the reporter
>>157357917Big Vrabes
>>157357917Ben Johnson
>>157357917Dark Magician
>>157357917Probably all of them 2bh. Maybe not Reid.
>from Head Coach to assistant QB coachThey hate him
>>157357872his dad hates him and taught him to shave chin to cheek
>>157357944Have you seen how much money he made from his HC contracts with Texas Tech and the Cardinals? Even after tax and assuming a lavish lifestyle there's no way he has less than 50 mil in cash+assets. He doesn't have to rush his next opportunity and he knows it
My lions will have an even worse defense than usual this year
Sutton had an insane behind the back one hand catch
Falcons aren't seriously thinking about starting Tua, are they?
>>157357944he's the Rams assistant head coach and he will get another shot at an NFL head coaching gig. He has gotten progressively better at generating points. In 2024 he was 5th in points; the highest of his career. It dropped a lot the next season but he lost Daniels and had 3 other starting QBs. When glass Daniels goes down again the narrative around Kingsbury will change in his favor.
>>157357996ain't been shit since tom brady
Real talk the broncos are nasty
>>157358027Nah you did
My Commandies are undefeated in 2026
Discuss.
>>157358025If Sheppard rotates the line and doesn’t play Hutch and McNeil every snap maybe they can be fresh this year. It took him until the last game of the year against the Bears to try it and the defense looked way better.
>>157358099NFC East the most soulful division
>>157358099Being stuck in a division with the packers and vikings has been the bane of the Lion's existence. Even when we're good enough for the playoffs we get hounded by those two franchises that refuse to ever have a down period. If we were in the AFC East or NFC South we would've been in the playoffs and we would walk into the playoffs this year too.
>>157358099Meaningless without posting the splits
>>157358124it was until faggot Goodell pressured them to change the Redskins name. Immeasurable loss of aura
>>157358149it's funny how you can tell by their new uniforms how badly they wish they could go back
It’s the Chargers' year
>>157358159Commanders is such a shitty fucking name too. Why couldn't they go by "Washington Natives" and keep the design? It was mainly the word Redskins they were crying about not the logo. Even something like "Washington Hogs" to pay tribute to the old Joe Gibbs teams would've been kino. Commanders is fucking garbage and they don't even play into the military aspect of the word with their advertising/marketing. It's so dumb
>>157358149I thought you where a broncos and lions fan druggy. Why do u care about the skins suddenly? Absolute deranged team hopping faggot
>>157358091That would be very impressive for me
>>157358137Fuck you
>>157358196>Noooooo you can't care about woke faggots ruining a team because it's not your team!!!!This is really the intellect of the average mutt huh? Also again ive only had illicit drugs once this year. If having half a gram of MDMA in 8 months makes me a "druggy" in your eyes you're clearly a fucking loser with no social life/friends
Can someone explain to me what goes through the mind of this retard Ryan Poles when assessing the Bears D-line? Does he tell himself, "Wow, we have the greatest pass rush in the league! Opposing QBs are terrified of playing against us!"
>>157357604I bet cold beer foam running down your ass crack on a hot summer evening feels pretty good
>>157358229Your reddit spacing gave you away detoiletshit
I think the wolf shirt looks cool tbhonest
>>157358229
What exactly does Matt Ryan do for the Falcons?
>>157358230Hoping for progression from the young guys. They drafted that 2md rounder from A&M last year can't be fucked looking up his name but maybe they expect him to take a big step?
Only 183 days until the Super Bowl...
>>157357937Mike Tomlin?
>>157358252Get cope checks for life for thr superbowl loss
>>157358196Where do people get the idea that the kiwi is a Lions fan? He's a Ravens fan when he's not talking about Bix Nood
>>157358352Kinda feel bad for him that his defense failed him.
It's normal to have an AFC team and an NFC team. You can love both equally.
>>157358355Nah, remember, he is a chargers/raiders/broncos/patriots/colts/buccs/9ers/bears/vikings/mexican/kiwi/cardinals fan who "spams" webms of football plays that make brownoids seethe at the very site of them.
>>157358388>the very site of them.
>>157358355Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship fan actually. I added the Cardinals this year as soon as they drafted /myguy/ Carson Beck
>>157358402>you a word!!!!kys faggot
>>157358224You would, queer
>>157358404Ah, the CCG losers broship
>>157358419Bend over on that table and find out.
9ers had a QB in the hospital.
>>157358458Let's not fly off the handle here
Without any doubt the greatest team owner in the NFL and a future Hall of Famer.
>>157358473What has he done without Tom Brady?
>>157358458You realise they're doing it ironically right? When it comes to end of August/start of September season predictions basically every talking head/journalist/reporter is going to have Broncos, Chiefs or Chargers winning the AFC West and the Raiders going 6-11
>>157358473he's a jew and a rapist
>>157358458Maybe Brady actually is a genius "owner" and had them hire Pete Carroll and Geno because he knew they'd tank the season without even meaning to so the Raiders could draft Mendoza and it didn't even look suspicious. 3D galaxy brain move if so.
>>157358514new zealand cucked themselves out of guns when that based kiwi killed all those muzzies.
>>157358514I appreciate the effort (fucking love L&P) but most people don't own guns here. I used to go hunting and target shooting but I've never actually applied for a gun license or bought one myself. They also made assault rifles illegal here after the mosque shooting. Pretty sure we're only allowed hunting rifles, shotguns and handguns
Rammies back in Missouri tomorrow
>>157358535i'll make a note of it, Kiwi bro
>>157358541Dog, you can't even keep the Chiefs in Missouri.
>>157358565What is Missouri missing that Indiana has?
>>157358576Your whore mother.
>>157358541What's going on with Puka?
>>157357862God those are primo tits. Who's the hag on the right?Go Rams
>>157358576Da bears
>>157357604the audio for this is even better
>>157358129I think the only ones who have it worse are the Cardinals in the NFC West.
>>157357624>we_going_for_that_threepeat.avi
For me it's Tiffany Tatum.
were there any career ending and or life altering injuries in preseason week 1?any games stopped early? last season we had 3.
>>157358675not yet but given how many injuries have already occurred we’ll see 2-3 games stopped early
>>157358675I wish. Unfortunately the worst we got was Chase Bisontis (Cardinals 2nd rounder) torn MCL. It's a shame nobody was permanently crippled. Bills play tomorrow maybe Damar Hamlin will get a few snaps and someone can finish him off
>>157358458Neck yourself, banevading pedo
>>157358665what NFL team is she the equivalent to?
>white horseDenver Broncos>Faithful and trueBo Nix is a god fearing man>With justice doth he judge and fightBo is literally fighting off the brown hordes of raiders and cowboys fansUgh....bros....is Bo Nix a sign of the apocalypse?!?!?!
>>157358794isn't book of revelation just that faggot who got banished writing a huge mushroom trip cope about a dragon eating 1/3 of the Earth, 1/3 of the ocean and 1/3 of the moon? It's been a while since I've read it but it came across as some retarded nigger crap
>>157358836Loosen your yarmulkez and see the light, schlomo.
#tuaTag
>Bo Nix out for season following a blow to his izzat, per adam schefter
> American flag> Ummm actually im german :)Why they do this?Also fuck Fentaldelphia Shitgles
>>157358600nothing too bad. He'll probably get suspended 2 games.
Why hasn't Puka been suspended yet?
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>157359277I sure do love dem boys
Word on the street is that all anime enjoyers are homosexual child molesters, and my Broncos have Super Bowl 61 in the bag.Don't shoot the messenger, that's just what I'm hearing.
>>157358675Mariotas career ended tonight, he blew out his knee and no way he will come back next year.Sad seeing how the commies will have to play a 3rd stringer at QB half the year.
>>157359318>Word on the street is that all anime enjoyers are homosexual child molesters>https://denverite.com/2026/01/02/denver-broncos-umamusume-anime/So you outed your whole fanbase as being pedos. Nice one, anon.
>>157359227Why would he get suspended at all? He was accused of biting someone but it was basically my word vs your word. Also he entered rehab voluntarily he never had a positive drug test. He shouldn't miss a single game considering the amount of DV accusations Tyreek Hill had and was never suspended even one game
>>157359189give...what are fins known for....coffee?
>>157359343DENVER DONKEYS BTFO
>>157359348My Summer Car and this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOY9ODMnldM&t=21s
>>157359363I remembered this gem, https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxAperrrrrrrrkele
>>157359379Oh and stupid hatsune miku
>>157359400Checked
>>157359277Every time I start to have a little bit of hope for the Cowboys something always happens that blows it to hell. Maybe Jerry really did sell his soul to the Devil for those three 90s Owls. And the worst part is they're still hated despite sucking so I don't even get any sympathy.>root for another teamI'm a born and raised Texan, I grew up in Waco, and I live in Dallas as we speak. Who the fuck else am I supposed to root for?
>>157359343Like I said anon, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just relaying the talk of the town. Namely the rumor that my Broncos are winning it all, and anime pedos are pedos.
>>157359469They're hated because they call themselves "America's Team" and every low IQ loser bandwagons them whenever they win even the most meaningless game. Sorry but it'd take a Browns-tier losing streak to wash that stink off.
>>157359469>Who the fuck else am I supposed to root for?No one, its ride or die. just live long enough for jerry to die first.
>>157359540I have a terror that Jerry will live to be over 100. Did you know that he beat Stage 4 skin cancer recently?
>>157359560That might explain why he's been acting normal this off season. like i mean not saying retard shit for no reason but to get cowboys in the headlines, had a near-death experience and the ghost's of footballs past visited him.
I hope Mike McCarthy doesn't try to hug Eryn this season.
>>157359586When u almost die u realize religions not real and u just sopranos ending out of existence so u sober up or meltdown at the terror of reality.
>>157359597shut the fuck up david chase, the movie sucked ASS!
>>157359592Cam Ward is so fucked. He's gonna get molested in the locker rooms and sideline
>>157359597ghosts or nothing at all, dont care. whatever helped jerry shut his trap this off season makes me grateful.
>>157359611He'll like it, its the most action a >black qb like he has got since his coach at Florida bought him jewish-latina hookers and told him they were all White women.
I'm worried about >our defense and defensive depth
>>157357301My estimation of josh allen as a man just fucking plummeted
>>157359654boobs
>>157357407>another season of geno smint chimping out and throwing to the opposing teamPure kino
Seahawks > Rams > Niners > CardsBears > Lions > Vikings > PackersPanthers > Saints > Buccaneers > FalconsCowboys > Eagles > Giants > CommandersBroncos > Chiefs > Chargers > RaidersBengals > Ravens > Steelers > BrownsJaguars > Colts > Texans > TitansBills > Patriots > Dolphins > Jets
>>157359706retard
>>157359730name one thing about that that's retarded
>>157359654Why? You aren't winning the Super Bowl. Just hope that they do better than last year and maybe get the 7 seed so you can get blown out on wildcard weekend.
Remember when the Bills weren't going to fire Sean McDermott, and then they waited more than two weeks into their offseason, and then they fired him anyway, after all the good coaches had been hired?
>>157359896That literally didn't happen dumbass. I don't agree with them during McDermott instead of Brandon Beane but they fired McDermott roughly 3 days after they lost to the Broncos not two weeks afterwards. You sound like a dumb baiting cunt and not in a funny way like the "kek Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers" way but like a revisionist history fuckwit who doesn't know ball. Maybe before you post next you should kill yourself?
Hey, look who’s in this thread on /tv/!>>>/tv/222561764>>>/tv/222562571Why is he physically incapable of not acting like multiple people?
>>157357279no it isnt
>>157360512(I cover his Penn Jilette samefagging in my seminal essay btw)
>>157360544(And if you zoom in…. What’s this?)
been listening to this McAfee album non stop.since it dropped, this shit is good good
>>157357407we're not tanking, glenn said geno will lead us to the promised land
>>157357602KWAB
The Dolphins got some shit to them. I'm just saying don't be suprised if they push for that division.
>>157360537yes it is
>>157360803I bet you say 'all of the sudden' as well don't you you freak
>>157360827it would actually be 'all in a sudden'
>cooks you
>>157360863you're even worse than I thought!
>>157360827cut the rug work, like 'look he's cutting the rug'. Or 'I can cut the rug, now'. I've heard adults use both.
>>157360512>>157360544>>157360574theres quite a few posters like this once you pick up on them i think each board has at least one or two with a lot of crossover like how the Bulgarian in the /nba/ threads is a schizo spammer on /mu/ and probably a mod too
>>157360544>>157360574Taking 4chan this seriously makes me lose hope for any regular 4chan browser
6 hours and my vikies play the gnats! i kinda like gnats though so hopefully we get a good game :D
>>157360943it will be a tie
>>157360943Will McCarthy play?
>>157360965i believe that murray was announced to be the qb1 but jj might get a few snaps and go negative yards
who says no?
>>157361019raiders since they dont have other people on defence
>>157361058the secondary is the issue not the front 7 and Crosbys prime isnt on mendozas timeline although i think this things value scale is off crosby is not worth more than justin jefferson imo
>>157361019Cowboys
>>157360875fair enough have the good day
fucking bullshit. memedoza didn't look that good
>>157361172'the good day' doesn't make sense in the same way 'cut the rug' does. Cut the rug specifies a specific run. 'I can cut the rug now' works of you're at a dance hall somewhere and you can specify a specific rug or even floor. Have the good day doesn't work because good is anstract so you can't specify an exact quality of good.
>>157360904Sometimes I wonder if this site is only like 15 people or largely comprises of bots, I see the same posting patterns and opinions on every board.
>>157361172Anon cut a rug is an idiom there's no way you compared it to and used it in the same way as a platitude, you were right and coming off really well in your argument with him up until this critical blunder, now you've proven yourself as ignorant as he is.
>>157357800Maybe he is above becoming a filthy turn coat?
>>157358473Captain rug and tug himself
>>157361230I could feel my wings melting as I posted it :(
just took a really big shit
2026 comeback player of the year derrick deshaun watson is playing football today
>>157361662I'm more wondering as to how Monken has stayed sane
>>157361697there were reports about him yelling and throwing shit in frustration after at least one of the practices where both decoom and 'deur went sack for pick with each other kek. if they keep it up that stellar qb play in the regular season, maybe he'll finally snap in a presser by november
what is /sp/'s opinion on the Shanastache?
>>157361644What compelled you to post something like this? I swear this site is full of gross annoying losers.
>>157361644You sick disgusting freak
Kinohttps://x.com/i/status/2012710174268486001
We're so back
the absolute state of peanut
>>157361906His hands must still be slippery from all that oil
>>157361882jayden needs to deal with his "situation" with his mom if he wants to be an elite QB
what did they mean by this?
>>157361999HE'S FUCKING TWISTED
>>157361999He really really likes football
>>157361644Based
>>157361999no play off wins
Why did players start wearing tiny pads? Anyone else miss the fuck huge pad era? Also huge thigh pads those things behind the neck.
>>157358794Bo Nix is a dog fearing man
>>157362040Yeah
>>157362040I don't miss that era. I prefer the sleek look of today's players.
>>157362083Because you are a homosexual
>>157362040I hated big pads back in the day so don’t blame them for downsizing
>>157362087Turn your monitor on
>>157362123>think you can read and reply to posts with your monitor offTypical dumb brown retard
I hate this retard like you wouldn't believe
>>157362134Nah that's you
>>157360943I want everyone in this thread to suffer and die a horrible death including me because we all deserve it except for you. You live a good life. The rest of us deserve to die in the worst way in front of our families.
They're coming back
>>157361999sometimes he touches the football with his hands
>>157362218down to the bottom of the divvy
>>157357292So... was that a safety or a 3rd & 100000000
>>157362263His knee hits at like the 2
>>157362263Wait nvm he's not touched until he hits the endzone, he just falls because he's shitBut probably not a safety because leave Allen alone you dirty chud
>>157362259Last year was the beta version of Caleb and Ben.
>>157362290Gayleb and ben johnsons meme offense have been taped. There will be a major regression this season. He is not a good quarterback
>>157362290Relying on meme chucks and INTs is a tough way to live, but BJ is a psycho so who knows
>>157362290There were two NFL teams last year that had a top 10 offense and bottom 10 defense via PPG, the Bears and CowboysThe Cowboys did a lot to address their defense while keeping their offense mostly the same. The Bears lost offensive players and didn't do much to address their defense
>>157362297Nah you aren't >>157362306Nah you are>>157362310Nah you did
Posting this every day after the Bears miss the offs and Caleb throws for 3,999 yards
>>1573623281. Bears aren't missing the playoffs. 2. I don't give a shit about 4,000 yards, I just want him to just hit his routine throws and execute the offense smoothly. We're not in the era of 5,000 yard passers and records being broken through the air every week anymore, teams run the ball a lot more nowadays.
>>157362349Well its a good thing you drafted a qb who is hideously inaccurate then
>Quinn Ewers in the 1st half: 1/7 for 27 yards, 1 INT, 3.6 passer ratingAPOLOGIZE /SP/
>>157357347>>157357505People still listen to this tranny fucking faggot.
>>157358025pretty much. no real expectations for this kekshow>dj reed and literal who DBs will hold down the fort until a post achilles Branch and kerby joseph who is definitely probably maybe for sure comes back from his "week to week" knee problem>hutchinson will uhhhhh beat double teams, or somethingmaybe the refs will throw us a bone and not call dpi/holding every other play
>>157358025How do you figure that? Their backups went hard against the Bengals starting offense.
>>157359592Was he not Aaron's type or something?
>>157359344>>157359227He's a drunken anti-semetic cannibal, needs at least a season off to think about it.
>>157362483So probably been drinking and using coke, if experience is any guide.
kek Falcons just cut Tua
kek Bills just cut Josh Allen
>>157361812Is this another Liberty Mutual character?
finna make a denver omelette for breakfast
I hate Denver and Colorado so god damn much.
>>157362040Beginning of last decade is when I really noticed it. Guys still looked pretty chunky during Beastquake for example.
>>157362290Every year is beta year for Gayleb.
>>157362349>I just want him to just hit his routine throwsComp% went down
>Been awake 40 hours>if I go to sleep now I'll miss my Chiefties preseason game Mahomes probably wont even get his 1 take a hit drive this preseason but I want to see Cyrus Allen
what do you think Caleb's favorite fetish is?
A weekend of stress free football after my Commanders DECIMATED the MIGHTY Miami Dolphins
>>157362655Blowing out the backs of his sissy harem
Falcons are doomed
>>157362663always have been
I am retarded and poo everywhere
>>157362663how is this different than any other season?
>>157362617Take a nap, wake up at kickoff Ez
>>157362349You got a less accurate Lameme and a coach with no ability to manage the game because he plays every down like overtime Hasselbeck>we want the ball we're gonna score
>>157362672Go Rammies!
Bengals fans denying their shitty o-line again. Cant run block, cant pass block
>>157362672
>>157362672Chiefs kingdom baby
Cut this bussy
>dr. lilithIs it the substation or an all troon medical and training staff for the nanners that is the chief culprit behind the injuries?
Thing I like about preseason is most of the guys playing are playing their hardest because if they get cut they're going to have to become office managers or something
>>157361187But he did though.>Biggest critique was arm strength>throws bullets 30 yards over center>Second biggest critique was holding on to the ball too long>rips RPOs out in less than two secondsThe kid is good but more importantly he knows how to improve. Barring some injury or unseen ceiling, Mendoza is going to be great.
>>157362705you wouldn't be able to handle the truth, anon
Bros this denver omelette is amazing
>>157362739>it's a fan gets hyped over a player's performance in preseason episodeyou never learn, huh?
>>157362745dont forget the rocky mountain oysters
>>157362745Everyone's having an omelette du denver Feb 14
>>157362745wtf is a denver omelette
>>157362745what's in a denver omelette?
>>157362515NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS!I’M CALLING YOU OUT!
>>157362761>>157362763Egg, ham, bell pepper, onion, cheese
>>157362761Ham and peppers
>>157362755oysters live in saltwater and there's no salty bodies of water in the rocky mountain, retard
>>157362761Peppas and eggs!
>>157362763It's just a ham, bell peppers, onions and cheese omelette. Pretty simple
>>157362768Sounds like a philly egg steak to me.
>>157362768sounds like a texmex omelette to me
>>157362771Oh there are some salty ones alright
>>157362705Why does this post end in 5? I'm suing you, bitch.
>>157362777Because bell pepper and onion are part of the holy trinity
>>157362771
>>157362780Colorado food is very Texmex. Chili Colorado is also like that
>>157362771kek
hashtag tuaTag
>>157362780>>157362790Cattle drives from texas to montana back in the day
since we're talking about food, rate my banana bread
You faggots are making me hungry
>Kyler and McCarthy are both playing todayGuess I'll be watching Giants vs Vikings
Will joshie play the whole 1st quarter or just one drive?
>>157362802I’m eating a peach
>>157362796#tuaTag
>>157362801Derrick Henry's Hair/10
>>157362812Basically every established starter only does one drive in preseason 1
there's a serious lack of mina in this thread
Every rivalry jersey is trash made by troons.
>>157362802for man ass i'm sure
>>157362821Bills are trying to get used to playing in their new stadium
black egos are something to behold kek
>>157362827How hairy we talking?
I'm right
>>157362838Over cooked eggos?
>>157362827do not disrespect bussy
the only thing I like more than gay sex is the Philadelphia Eagles
>>157362824slut for BHC
Most of you niggas are completely DAWGless. Every single gamethread when someone's team gives up a TD they immediately start panicking and crying about how they hate everyone playing and coaching. Have some fucking heart.
>>157362848still using those girly-ass fonts, hoe?
>>157362892Its all shitposting
>>157362909No, it's not. I'm actually a bitch and panic anytime someone scores.
>Madden added the new bills stadium including all the sight obstructionslooooo
>>157362826All of them?
>>157362904they're not girly, retard
shall be individually tweezing the hairs off my balls until the games beginlistening to Phil Collins
>>157362927Those are throwbacks
>>157362921That's what happens when you rush making a new plastic stadium.
>>157362927The silver helmet is legit why dont the raiders have metallic silver i hate their gay flat silver
>>157362946Isn't that the Raiders whole aesthetic? Just being flat gray and black?
WE ARE SO BACK NFL BROS also why no preseason redzone?
What games are you watching today? For me itsCAR BUFLAR KCPHI BALDAL SEA
>>157362943Well they had to finish it before the Bills go back to being shit and new yorkers(the ones paying for it) were even more mad.
The Vikings let Sam Darnold walk so they could start JJ McCarthy
>>157362973it's saturday
>>157362973There's no preseason Redzone because it's not like regular season when most of the games are played on Sunday around the same times
>>157362977I wanna watch the browns for the lulz
>>157362981Well it was Darnolds fault that the Lions figured out how to trivialize the Vikings oline, the Vikings did nothing to address it and then the next week the Rams did the same thing as the Lions.
who's watching NINE
Us12's are locking in key members of the Darkside, and resetting markets while at it.
Travis dies
>>157363006Same, are they supposed to play Shedoodoo and Happy Babby?
>>157363022Gonna wait for the highlights for the lols
>>157363022>filenameI should replay FEAR (with the handy github repo to fix widescreen and high fps)
>>157362977Vikings to see Kyler
>>157363029Travis gets fat and dies while Jason gets skinny
>>157363022Several government agencies, both domestic and international. The man is a LEGIT threat.
>>157363040
Don't run when it comes
Whatever happened to JJ's whole zen, meditation shit?
>>157363063Nine is calling the shots now
>>157363063reached enlightenment, found it lacking and returned to football
>>157363069So what you're saying is going full on "muh mental health" will give you split personality disorder?
Keep laughing at 9. See what fucking happens. Once he gets his mechanics sorted you’re gonna be crying for your mommy and shitting your pants you fucking retards. He’s about to be the scariest qb in the league now that he has an ACTUAL O-line. Don’t come crying to me with your piss and shit soaked pants, I tried to warn you.
>10 teams have new HCsThis season is going to be worse than last year.
Who will be N9NE's first victim?
>>157363081His mechanics are already sordid
>Tua>Cooper RushWon't be a lot of Falcons fans in these generals for a while
>>157363081We need you out on the field for warmups, bro.
>>157363112>Tua>Bigger Tua>Pooper FlushThat's so grim
JJ McSharty should have gone undrafted
>>157363081>He’s about to be the scariest qb in the league now that he has an ACTUAL O-lineDidn't know the Vikings scout team OL was so good
>>157362874I remember when Jay Fiedler was one of the most winningest qb’s in the league
>>157362657BASEDASED
I made chicken stock with the leftover rotisserie chicken carcass, what should I do with it?
Remember Kevin Kolb? I was really convinced that he was gonna be a franchise QB for some reason. God, I was a dumb kid.
>>157363221Remember Alex Smith? I loved that dude and still do.
>>157363213stock enema cleanse
>>157363213tortilla soup, my friend
>>157363221I remember when Kevin Kolb GOAT was the username for the /sp/ ESPN fantasy football league
The preseason shouldn't be a reason to say it's so over but it's so over
>>157363240Brian Lagerstrom's tortilla soup recipe is so good. It's white people tortilla soup though
>>157363244It was over when you hired the fired Browns coach
>dekwab kwabson
>what a preseason playing in miami does to a nigga
>>157363252soup is for women. enjoy.
Going for a quick fap before the games start
>>157362981Right decision given the information they had at the time
>>157363266Only an unmanly homosexual would say something this gay
>>157363266bullshit. it's just a winter food
Going for a quick sneed before the feed begins
Cooking up some bacon Mac n cheese before the big game starts
>>157357270New Orleans broke him
>>157363252White people Mexican food is superior. San Diego Rubio's style fish tacos mog anything the Mexicans have ever produced themselves.
>>157363337haram
Sorry rest of the league, but the Bengals are winning the Owl.
My brownies and doucheon finna bouta impressa da fucka outta dissa leaguea... Nigguh
Why does his name sound like Eric "the enemy?"
kiwi would never dare basedface one of my posts
I have a date with a Latina later today bros. wish me luck she isn't too crazy
Stop it Mr Kiwi
>>157363390it makes sense when you realize he's mentally stuck in 2020 probably due to some trauma
Kiwi is alright.
recycle>>157357276
The Bills’ stadium looks like one of the generic fake stadiums you see in Madden franchise mode
This nigga's eating beans
