No girls allowedGone but not forgotten edition >Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleWe are live in the home of tennis, Cincinnati Ohio, for another exciting two-week ATP Masters 1000.>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157309386
Jensen buttsby
What's Paper's tattoo about anyway? Is he a an of AC/DC? The Flash? Is he suspiciously into the WWII Schutzstaffel?
>>157359927*a fan of AC/DC
>>157359895considered something from that shoot for OP but they were .webpsaint nobody got time fo dat
>>157359946Thatd be so cringe its probably the correct answer
>>157359927>meme answerNazi>non-meme answerHarry Potter IIRC
just struggled to find the thread
>>157360432>Harry PotterThat's an even lamest option than anything I guessed.
>>157359927He likes Trump so it's the latter
>>157360432>Harry Potter tattookek
keonig voicethat was a WAND of a backhand from the Brit
>>157359769WHEN IS HE BACK?
>>157361039Can totally see commentators try these cheesy magic related lines for a match.
>>157361149As soon as Rune's back. It's all New Big Three or nothing.
>>157361149ATP Finals
Jannik Sinner and the Goblet of Mysterious Strength Potion
the road to novax's final masters title begins TODAY
>>157362024heh
Rafael Jodar and the Half-Dead Girl
Rafael Jodar and the Pushed Child
Arthur Fils and the Deathly (Bone) Marrows - Part 1
>>157362220kek
Jannik Sinner and the Pigeon of Alcaraz
>>157361149when he loses the weight
I fear I might get banned from posting for a few days today
>Cobolli got an ugly haircutWhy do tennis pros seem to excel at getting the most awful haircuts?
If Landy loses today he’s an irredeemable fraud
>>157362808What's the difference between a redeemable and an irredeemable fraud?
Haircut Cobolli means business
I could not point to Cincinnati on a map
>>157362875> Haircut Cobolli means businessThe current scoreline does too
>>157362875
Kecmanovic looks fat
>>157362953at least give him some looser clothes kek
The Pacific Northwest needs a comfy 250
That wide serve position by cobolli just now was nice
>>157362988We call it Cascadia
>>157362988The CopilotKit Seattle 250 Open featuring Darderi, Tabilo and Svajda
>>157362988Yep. More rained out tournaments. Exactly what we need
>>157362886Pretty sure you could. You might not be accurate though.
Mah boi BlockXter wins first set against Navone.
>>157363015Sovl
wtf there is an 80 year old looking ball-woman in the coboli match. gray hair, sagging skin, insecure hand movements and everything
>>157363066
>>157362808Weirdly enough, Seethroughnippleluce has won first set against a genuinely solid player like Arnaldi. Still a fraud who should ask Cobolli for a bra, of course, but he has won one.
>>157363024It rains a lot less there in the summer than on the east coast
>>157363080Stop being ageist
>>157363080She's fifteen. She just learned last night that Jodar is in Cincinnati and woke up like this.
kino cobolli defense
looks like Blockxyz can handle The Guns of Navone
Cobolli's harline already cooked on GOD
>>157363080How much do ball seniors earn?
>finally some weekend tennis self made lunch
Cincinnati seems to be a layer of hell
>>157363159Foidslop but I would eat
>>157363107Kek
>suspended due to lightningI spoke too fucking soon>>157363199> Foidslopwe do post in the ATP thread too, you do know that
>play suspendedNow what do we do?
>Lightning! Scary! Must hide from Thor's murderous rage!Why are tennis organizations such pussies.
Whichever one of you losers is this, get off your phone and save yourself from the incoming lightning!!
>>157363261kek jannie actually showed up and told him to leave
>>157363227Do you want to be legally liable in America if some retard gets fried?
Man given how Americans are scared of lightning Hitler was really on the right track with those wunderwaffes
Andrea Gaudenzi and the Deathly Clouds
>>157359769He's depressed per the Italian press
>>157363617can we trust the italian press for accurate reporting?
1:30 resumption
>>157363617It's just some random Italian docotr doing wild speculation about Grug's headspace.personally, I don't know that Alcaraz is self-aware enough to actually get depression.
Players warming up again
>>157363617low IQ people can't experience depression
>Cobolli just lost a game 0-40 with 3 double faults and one shanked forehandhes just like me
Now Cincinnati added fat little asian girls
Hell yeah, Blockhead!
>>157364231Ben Navarro although a billionaire is a bit woke, kinda wholesome.actuallt.
>>157364105double faulted to lose the first game of the third set too btw
huh?theres no way its actually at 2 meters
>>157364324im such a fucking retard. i thought this meant return height.but ok cool to see Cobolli use the breadth of the baseline to serve especially on Ad
What happened? Did the ATP threaten to expel Novak if he didn't play at least 3 Masters a year?
>>157364440nopethe tournament is just his excuse to harvest energy from the pyramid like mounds spotted nearby by a local ''''archaeologist'''' who learned his trade from the joe rogan podcast
>>157364440He needs matches before USzO
>>157364651i member
>>157364440they need to find the worst camera angle before uSo apparently
Landaloser - Analdee isn't bad.
the fact that cincinatti doesnt have>CINCINATTIon the court (twice) is disorienting
>>157364933And my boy Sweatynippleman makes a nother round.
>>157365105doesn't say he doesn't like boys tooso maybe someone is unlucky as well
unc is about to faint on court
deucebros we're eating
>this goddam low anglesomething wrong with atp coverage directors
>>157365105Empress of jest
>getting a handjob from the asian cutiethat's one way to cool down
Why is Novax getting a handjob on court?
>>157365437cools him down somehow
>>157365381
what ís love
>>157365316>>157365105is this how french compliment guy friends?
mensik slow motion choke job
this your goat?
>>157365596not my goat, the goat
Did he yell at the ball "kid"?
>>157365596Froat
Tirante is such a fag softie he needs Novak to double fault to finally win a breakpoint.
kwab
>>157365714His problem has been running into good players. He’s finally clear of that here in Cincinnati.
Just imagine if he cared about bo3 tournaments
Does Darderi ever take break?
>>157365714time for another first round exit so he can reach a Slam Semi/Final again
>>157365786You better pet some respeck on the 2025 AAT Challenger SantanderEdicion Cordoba champion
>de minotaur
>>157365963He will have to deal with way more hard court merchants. Already barely made Wimbledon semis. Not happening unless he gets 3 walkovers again.
i miss grass
Just how good is Quentin Halys...
I just kicked a hedgehog by accident. Hope lil Sanig is alright
cheeky bellucci
>>157366024>unless he gets 3 walkovers againof course he will get this. why are you doubting?
Is Mensik a redeemable or an irredeemable fraud?
>Mensik>Demonwhat an embarrassment
>>157366323Belucci and Halys are top 100 on hardcourt
Djokovic is lucky he’s not up against a contender like Prizmic
If sinner or Alcaraz can't come within one match away from the calendar slam then I just can't put them on the same level and Federer and Djokovic, especially since they are going up against inferior competition.
>>157366372Or Tabilo
The constant drone of prop planes flying overhead is driving me insane
>>157366401Don't worry, unlocked Zverev will be contending for the cygs next year while Alcaraz recovers from a hair cut and Sinner gets busted for using illegal tan creams
>>157366423I lived directly under a plane landing corridor for 20 years. You get used to it
>>157366311I don’t see tour confusion on this phrase, this seems like German autism. It makes perfect sense, one means one thing, the other means another thing
>>157366491I know it makes sense, was simply asking about his status you know
>>157366423>>157366462I honestly dont get how these "hobbies" are still legal. They are such a nuisance everyone has to endure.Fly a glide plane if you need to learn how to fly and then go into a simulator like a normal person.
>>157366491>one means one thing, the other means another thingand he's asking which one he is friendmaybe you have the 'tism
>>157366401Sinner’s gotten the closest to this but fair
>>157366491>I don’t see tour confusion on this phrase> tourthis honestly fucked my mind way more
Break now and get some rest novak
>>157366558Yeah but earlier he called out the phrase irredeemable fraud for not making sense and he used it again to subtweet me again This thread is a panopticon I seee everything
>>157366554The funny thing is that ever single year without fail someone managed to crash their plane into the local woods or some field. It's amazingly accident prone
Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Servebot
Grandpa's back is broken :/
I played on hard court last weekend for the first time and my hip still hurts from that event.I seriously dont get how these pros basically play on a concrete parking lot surface for a decade without rupturing their ligaments.
>>157366627I'm in your walls whispering random tennis commentary lines while you're trying to sleep
Where were you when Nolan was died?
>>157366627just makes you come across as a schizo friendyou know what to do
>>157366644Who the fuck is Harry Potter
>>157362847The post that started it all.
It's Djover
Why is that ball girl in her bathing suit?
Irredeemable aura lossFedGOAT would never
>>157366777You still haven't specified...
>>157366627go for a walk broski. you're losing your marbles
djovervic
This is just the warmup. He'll be back for 25
Is Tirante top 200 on hard courts?
EL TYRANTE
>>157366575wait, that's how you meant it?
NOV-AK
>>157366859kek
anyone else get annoyed when commentators are like 'that's an uncharacteristic error from Novak!' when he's been doing this for 3 years
>>157366890>commentatorshuh?
>>157366806One is redeemable the other is irredeemable. Reading the card explains the card.
Somebody come get my goat he’s washed
>>157366987I still hate how all British flags here are english and no scots or welsh...
>double faulting at 5-5 in the deciding breakerWhat a choke from Belushi
Mensik redeemed
>>157367014100% Caledonian brother.
>>157367014Scottish posters are the leafs of the UK
Martin Landaluce and the Cloak of Irredeemability
betfags in shambles
>>157367187That's Landaluthe to you
Novak Djokovic and the Vulturer’s Stone
Joao Fonseca and the Order of Screaming Monkeys
Ferry duck kino
The sky looks mad af
>my reaction after just half a day of watching this shit tournament
I just want yall to know I just cleared a sporcle “name all 50 states in the us@ quiz
>>157367401That's nothing. You need to be able to name the state based on the map outline and know all the capitals. Did you know the capital of Nevada isn't Vegas but the prestigious Carson City?
>>157367456Oh, you think that's crazy? guess what the Capital of the State of New York is. Go on, guess.
>>157367615THE Albany of course
Albany NYSacramento CAJuneau AlaskaThat’s all the state capitol lore I got
>North American tournament that has blue on blue court instead of blue on green courtWashed
yeah, but what is the capitol of the DMV?
The Duck has been hit by the Fery
>>157367893Why didn’t he just swim around
>>157367934Water's too deep
>>157367950In Cincinnati? I guess they have a river there
>>157367845They’re mocking us on xitter
>saturday afternoon>stadium half emptyGrim
Maybe ferry’s is actually rosier
The Fery is sinking
Elite. I mean relies Elite I. Ken’s t elite mElite j Meeks Elsie Elite I meant elite
I’m really still pissed of a high this irredeemable shut
the duck is riding the fery
>>157368296Calm down.
>>157368052DMV bros, how do people not know how awesome places like Reston are?!
>>157368351Shut the fuck up
>>157368477You're being irredeemable right now. It's not a big deal. I'm not out to get you. Just some shitposting with my xyz brethren.
The Duck is in cruise control right now
>Tirante is 4-1 vs top 10 players this yearState of this tour
Cincy looks like it should've been made into a stadium but they gave up and built that one shitty glass part
Paulsisters...
>>157368717wtf kek who?
>>157368894Cincinnati used to be a great city... pre 1900.
Jodavalov could be kino
>>157369147W Shelton (Houston)W Cobolli (Rome)L Medvedev (Rome)W Fritz (Montreal)W Djokovic (Cincinnati)To be fair I don't think Cobolli was in the top 10 during Rome. He also beat Cerundolo and Paul earlier this year.
>>157368225>>157368238>>157368296not sure about these posts
>>157369278Belief goes a long way, it's how THE Tommy Paul unlocked his true potential after that fateful AO
>>157369500His true potential being what exactly?
>>157369538Becoming a top 10 player himself, once upon a time
WTF?! Why did none of you tell me Jodar was playing???
Shapoovalov
>I tune in>Jodar breaksI am a good luck bringer
VAMOS HO DAR
>>157369595>>157369218
>suckworth
In my country being called Jodar is like being called Fukk in English
Poor Slurpkacz
/ourguy/ did it
Arthur managed to get the duck off his back
shut that womemes singing up
>>157369765isnt it joder?
lepoopka
the noise pollution on some courts is unbearable
wtf is that music playing during the game?
damn i remember Pitbull
Jodar and I are built the same (wire hangers)
wowser
>ABBAmy ears
Jodar again looks like he jumped into a pool with his clothes on
Could Hanfmann be the German Walton?
>>157370408>Waltoni dont even know what the original Walton would be.
>Jodar slips on his own sweat drips losing the break opportunitymaybe he should adapt somehow
Arthritis Fils playing in the parking lot. He deserves that shit
Already preparing my fraudulent yoda posts when Shapo breaks
>>157370854Let's see them
¡Jode Jodar!
>>157370918>>157335001
He's finna lose 2 matches in a row to 2026 Shapo
>>157371027>2026 Shapothis up and comer looks pretty decent actually
kino point eh?
Damn had Shapo in the wrong slot, it's Jovar. At least Denis will make some coin
THE SHOELACES AGAIN
>shoelace incidentbtw, defensive Jodar is my favorite Jodar
>>157371210lol
oh oh ball girls, jodar is being irked by audience members. Hide!
Maybe I'm imagining things now that he's losing but I swear his face looks like as if he didn't sleep
>>157371345he always schaut ein bisschen mitgenommen aus tbqh
>serve for the match>get brokenNow that's Denis tennis
Shapo really, really wants to choke this away but his lead is probably too big
¡Yay!
This is all Adidas fault
>shoelace is broken once againthis shit needs to stop
>>157371567I blame the establishment
How many times has he done this now?
Yeah I don't rate this guy. He reminds me of pissipants and his 10 hour piss breaks
>sending the ballgranny to fix his shoeJust pure ATP comedy
Wow Jodar really made the 80 year old ball girl run because he is too lazy to fit his shoe in properly. What abuse!
Imagine the auction price on his shoes after he wins a prestigious tournament
Another denis choke would be kino
>>157371584It's genuinely starting to become a pathetic routine. Laughable if he keeps doing this in every match.
>>157371665this2 double faults please
Yeah, Shapo legit got mentally flustered by the shoe break.
How can you not like Jodar? He is strong mind and goes hard on clutch points.And his game is an obvious imitation of Sinner. He is genuinely likeable and enjoyable to watch
Lmao Shapo. Vintage choke.
>>157371756I don't rate gamesmanship abuse. Several mtos and shoes.
god that redhead behind Jodar though Hnnnnngh
>>157371776It’s a Spanish thing
>"ok. now break your shoelaces again"
>>157371794Charlie doesn't do this kind of shit.
>>157371823He’s too genuine and that’s why he’s the real GOAT
What a fucking joke
Thank you Denis that was one of your best. A quality entry in the zoomer choke catalogue.
Shaposeethe?
Jodar haters BTFO
>>157371925Based strongmind
>>157371948the diametric opposite to Chokavalov
1-5 to 7-5Nice hidden bagel
I honestly think Jodar can make it far at the US Open this year.
ok. not watching Memerev. Goodnight
>>157372040How could you make such a prediction when the field features such heavy-hitters as Duckworth, Arnaldi and Rinderknech
>>157372070Nooooo stay up with me
>>157372040It'll be a good test of his stamina. Probably doesn't enter better than 10th so if he encounters a top 8, he should have no problems against ADM, Medvedev, or FAA. I daresay if he draws Carlos he should be far better prepared, and old man "slam Novak" is an enigma. SF showing not impossible
>>157372077All top 1000 players on hardcourt
Why did they put this match on center court? Jfc just move it for Zverev
Two first rounds exits from Zverev wold be embarrassing. Then again, this is THE Cameron Norrie, killer of Alcatraz and Demons
>rain Gayyy
>Novak Djokovic before Cincinnati:>"My body reacted quite well this past month. This is the best my body has felt after a Grand Slam in the last few years.">After Cincinnati:>"I have a health problem that has been troubling me for the last few years."
>no alcalaraz>no sinner>djokovic lost>now zverev is losing too? We can't have that. Shut. It. Down.
>>157374238That’s our Novak, telling it like it is.
>>157374238Has he released the MRIs yet?
>>157374238Vaxx status?
why is novak always vomiting on court
>when a lefty with nsync hair is more /strongmind/ than you
They are still playing? Jesus
Imagine if he cared
>doesn't kill the mantisrespect
Just woke up, and apparently Zverev has been playing all night against Cam Norrie.Bring back clay season, our boy is struggling out there.
>showing slow-mos instead of Sascha's ball bouncing bullshitgood direction
>>157374238lol
Is Tirante the new Delbonis?
Now this is tennis
Working on a bit synthesising Thiago Agustin's name and that "it was fucking one of yous, DISGUSTING" meme
>>157378217What is even happening? He hardly moves in the point, then he sits down with both shoes on and starts taking the laces off a shoe he wasn't wearing
I guess I'm excited from Trungelliti - Medvedev today...
Shocking amount of watchable ballsmen today
>>157378454Such as? Not seeing a lot of interesting matches other than Fonz vs Botic.
>>157371756>He is genuinely likeable and enjoyable to watchsure thing raf
>>157378345he hasn't learned to disguise his gamesmanship
>Dumbert vs Chang>Coc vs Pood>Dungelliti vs Midvedev>Ctrlmaier vs Poosetti>Fraudseca vs Bottomic>Rindorkneck vs the bad Cerundolo>Shitshispants vs Fraudix>BOREges vs the other bad Cerundolo>Shitz vs Picklesen>Nakashitma vs KovACKevic>Pooblev vs Busted>Christina Aguilera vs Peepoo>Loser vs Badz>Walton vs Buse>Shitton vs Friar>Sonegone vs Little FoeWhat a day of tennis we have ahead of us
Wait shit "Sonegro" was right there for the taking
is this the famous ozzy humor?
>>157378475PuudMusettiTsitsi v FAAGritz v MichelsenWalton v BuseFonz
Djokovic's last 10 losses at masters 1000 tournaments:TirantePrizmicDraperVacherotArnaldiTabiloMensikVan De ZandschulpSinnerTabilo
>>157378519I appreciate the respect you gave for Walton and Buse.
>>157378620Impressive, very nice, now post the other big3 last 10 master's losses.
>>157378800HurkaczLeheckaT. PawelCoricShapovalovAlcarathFritzZverevRublevRafito won a Masters against Fakervic during that run.
*The Most Excellent Marquess Rafito as per his official title from the Spanish crown
>>157378830>T.paweldamn, don't even remember who that journeyguy was
RuudGoat's amazing recovery en route to his RG debut title starts now.The slump is over.
TTP v FAA>mfw
keonig voice as tsitsipas lifts the Cincinnati masters trophy over his headAt last, after eighteen long months, Stefanos Tsitsipas completes his odyssey to return home to the winners podium!
Sigh...I might actually have to go outside, if it weren't also raining in the DMV.
>>157379427They use Celsius in the DMV?
The hell is Trungelliti wearing
>>157380224he has an American passport
>>157379427>>157379451Whenever you say DMV I think about DVT
The fucking state of pood
What is he doing
>>157380893Forgot pic
2026 Tsi > 2026 Med
15-0 is a bit of an odd moment to retire
>>157380911This haircut is the worst, it still looks bad when he wears the cap. It's like a half arsed attempt at a mullet. Never go half-mullet.
>>157380911>Ruud on a Drapesque trajectory>starts to look like him
>>157378161More of a Bagnis
>>157381230touche, that's more precise
holy medshit
Guys, dont move to America. They block 99% of the sites here.From my 10 sites that worked in free Europa none now work here...>>157379451Only if you're in an actually important government sector and not some gay performative shit like consulting, health or finance
>>157381311you were saying?
Trung should wear Spanish colors instead of American ones next time
Fonkeka
>>157381788Fonpologize
>>157381788chill, Zandchulp was top20 on hard at his peak.
>>157379451only if they are insecure about being mistaken for an american
anything Brazil is football
Lloyd Harris Chads we back
>>157378217Shapovalov blinded a umpire, right? How is possible this guy is still allowed to play?
Come on, Tsitsi... you can defeat the Canuck fraud,
TITS N ASS
>TITS N ASS
Fonzie :) never in doubt
We could have had the final today
>>157381397Yeah it's been grim lately. Many of my reliables have been killed.
>>157383695>>157381397You sure it's not a weak ass DNS block?
What if instead of a medical time out it was a medical rhyme out and you can only receive treatment for as long as you can continuously freestyle rap
>>157384038You have to go back
>>157384038t. Shapo
Wonder how far Nagasaki can go
>Hinderkvetch
>>157383909its a mix of couple things. Genuinely sites getting claimed by the government, the IP not allowing non secure connections and genuinely DNS blocked sites. But a combination of vpn + russian in the search engine has solved this so far.
Today's Tennis SUCKS!legit only one game went to three sets as well.
>coin toss winner>faria>receivegay
I always knew THE Adam Walton was capable of prime ti- never mind
showing a full game from that low angle camera is the most pure cancer
Busebros..
it's over
Remember when tennis was alive?
We're back
Based Faria
Rastafarians ww@
>>157387828kek nice one
Faria law *dabbing* on this clown
Faria is a CHAD
Shelton bros.... wait no we just won Montreal right? lol
Valenchokeva.
This Is Farta!!
Ok we’ve had Cincinnati, but how about Cinciroided??
Today we will find out who is worth more, a ferry or a demon
i fell asleep why did benny do it
Lots of Sinner injury stories buzzing around. Let’s hope he will bee fit. Otherwise when the queen is away from the hive the soldiers will feast.
>>157391726Not sure what exactly this means but it sounds foreboding
>they gave Cobolli the granny and red head cutie asian ballslaves again
>>157391777I think uniquely on this website I become a significantly worse poster when I stop drinking
>>157391726Is this about his knee again?
Fery is my husbando
missed you guys during the Cobolli - Blockx match
~i thought i missedféry~~de minaur~
Good website this
Who has their finger in my butt?
Are we back?>serve for the match>chokeBlockx ain't itBusiness ideas:>just play through the rain>hold tournaments outside of the rainy season>jumbrellas>>157391726How though? He hasn't played since Wimby
>>157392240Me
Tirante will win the prestigious Cincinatti masters
>Blockie out.>Landa out.Running out of players I support real quick...
Glad you can finally post in the esteemed /atp/ thread again just to witness this rain delay #justtennisthings #tirante4top10
We back?
>>157392337Maybe
Which one of you beat the promising Spaniard without breaking serve? Well it was fucking one of yous, AGUSTIN
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/city-ferry-horn-38028/
The era of the Landa is overThe era of Merida Aguilar has just begun.
>no gay new captcha after the "maintenance"I'm surprised tbf
I choose to believe Merida Aguilar means brave eagle
well. 4chinz is back but cinci is out>>157392235just a little rain delay. sites back on court again
>>157392363Why is Foki always left out?
>>157392337nein
>>157392393where's alcaraz?too big for a cheeky davis cup?Rafa would never
>>157392393Apparently Ferrer doesn't pick him because he flaked out in the past
>>157392483He hasn't played in months. Obviously he wasn't going to be included if it isn't even clear that he was going to play. He played the past few years.
>>157392484Flaking out for what exactly? But makes sense.
How come the ferry can’t operate during precipitation?
