>>157371616
It's pronounce Fan-yan-no?
Siriniani is gone if the offense this year is that bad lol
>>157371676who gives a fuck
>>157371676I miss the wet bulb poster
The King of /nfl/
>>157371676Throw batteries in the Great Lakes.
Lots to improve on.
not a bad saturday for /our/ reffies.
>>157371690I really hope it was just a dumbed down version for the backups he's gone before the bye if it's this bad
I don't understand kneeling in a preseason game. Why are you playing the game if you're just going to waste opportunities to run plays? Why not simulate an end of game scenario where you have to score? Seems so dumb to just kneel put the clock.
>>157371678Cringe
>>157371719You've seen all you want for the day and have 2 more games
>>157371695You know you can junk the AI pic if it doesn't come out right
My Rammies :)
>>157371678Post the real one
>>157371690>our 3rd/4th stringers couldn't score on the their 2nd/3rd stringersI really could not care less
>>157371763Cringe
>>157371678Anyone got the one where he chucks her into the stands
>Cowboys have CeeDee Lamb Jr.>But still also have the current CeeDee LambI hate it
what's she doing right now
>>157371763You guys think she's ever seen these
>>157371808Me
>>157371808Not me, I can tell you that much
Cheated again. I kicked my girlfriend out of my downtown Philly apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave. She took an Uber home roughly 40 minutes from my apartment to her home in the suburbs.She says it was shitty of me to kick her out in the middle of the night, that it's unsafe for a woman, that her dad was very upset at me and her girlfriends all think I should have at least let her stay until the morning.
>Cheated again. I kicked my girlfriend out of my downtown Philly apartment in the middle of the night because I had just learned that she cheated on me with multiple men. I gave her time to carefully pack her things and get dressed, then I made her leave. She took an Uber home roughly 40 minutes from my apartment to her home in the suburbs.>>She says it was shitty of me to kick her out in the middle of the night, that it's unsafe for a woman, that her dad was very upset at me and her girlfriends all think I should have at least let her stay until the morning.
>>157371867Anyway, my question for you guys is do you think the Eagles will make the playoffs?
>>157371880No.
>>157371886I see 4 of my teams on this list.
>>157371641They need to cut his ass
>>157371886Worse than the Rockies. Pathetic.
My joshie :) 6/8 111 yds 1 TD 156.3 rating
>>157371917WTF is that Mitch McConnell's wife?
>>157371808Probably getting fat
>>157371917
>iggles
>>157371867Sorry that happened bro but glad that you put your foot down and kicked her out. Btw, how did you catch her?
Kinda pissed off, this one user that uploads all the primo new scenes in 4k got banned and now I can't find them anywhere. I'm talking, of course, about the hard knocks series. I swear.
>>157372036dalton sucked, mckee couldn't do anything, but the lefty could move and did well.
No shot the Ravens have a QB named Fagnano.
>>157371930>against a 5th string defense sad
Daily reminder: /nfl/ is Chiefs Country
>>157372121They had a guy named Diego Fagot one time. No, that's not a cute nickname for Diego Pavia. They had a Navy man named Fagot
Bills took a page from the Dolphins playbook. Billsnsideline is in the shade, while the away team is in the sun.
Seahawks announcer is a lesbian jew who lives in San Francisco
>>157372027in retrospect the kids at my high school looked relatively normal
>>157372149Explains why so many people here seethe about those little videos that get posted once in a while that you have to click on to watch instead of just scrolling on by.
>>157372121IT'S PRONOUNCED FAN-YAH-NO
>>157371886There’s no shame in blowing a big lead to the most clutch qb in nfl history
>>157372149I didn't vote so not official
>>157372167>They had a Navy man named FagotI remember watching the Army/Navy or maybe it was ND/Navy game and seeing that and laughing and farting on my couch that afternoon.
>>15737203650 passing yards? The fuck
>>157372205Probably Army/Navy, that's when he 1st appeared on my gaydar.
>>157372149
>>157372169gotta keep muting this shit lol
>>157372206They were trying to help our boy Shedeur out, take some of the heat off him
why does 9 process the field so slowly?
im gay
>>157372266hi gay, I'm dad
>>157372022perfect
>>157372274 can I?Just pardon my mannersBoy, how you shake it got a nigga like (Whoa!)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, >>157372274 can I?
>>157372261>average Giants QB time to throw: season ending IR
>>157372261And there it is
>ruins the quarterback position forever in your path
>>1573722619 was such an obvious bust, along with richardson
>>157372441bust all over your face
>>157372149Raiders up close
>>157372441JJ's gonna do very well selling cars in Ann Arbor after he retires
>woman commentator
>>157372473>t. I'm not gay
God, what I would give to have one of hot passionate sex with Remy LaCroix and Riley Reid while they listen to me spout off my weekly predictions for NFL games.
>>157372540same but with nigger recolor jenny
>Cowboys too many men on the field on a punt>Seahawks false start immediately afterpreseason form alright
>jj career highlight
>>157372519>>157372546Neck yourself, chomo
>>157372530theyre both just horrible
Special Teams still bailing out my Seahawkies :)
Holy shit lol thats the dumbest shit ive seen on ST in a while
>>157372533>Nine (inches)
>>157372598>(in your ass)
>>157372588Newest Arlington Renegade
we just watched someone's nfl dreams die. sad.
what a blueballing sequence
>>157372261because he was a 1 read QB in college on a team who stole the opposing defenses' signs and a HC that told him exactly what to do. the first time in his career where he's actually playing as a QB is in the NFL. there's no room for error and he's way too far behind development wise
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin'(Stay shinin')It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
>>157372527I would not purchase a motor vehicle from that man
>>157372663The third stringers needed to step up!!
>>157372622>was the top dog all the way through college now you're out of the NFL with no other marketable skillswhat happens to these guys?
>>157372672>alex smithno wonder he sucks
>>157372723UFL or Canada, if they cant make it there probably coaching
>>157372723
>>157372660I unironically have this song on my Spotify playlist. I generally play it just as I start druking
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>157372831sounds obnoxious
>>157372660Chud bros...our response?
>okay I'm on punt return duty>the only thing i can't do it turn over the ball>*punt*>here comes the ball>AH FUCK
WR and RB depth lookin nicey
Shedeur was in midseason form brehs
Taylen Green stonks are rising
>>157372907he somehow looked better that watson lol>>157372887brutal
>>157372887This is literally how the Seahawks won every game btw.
Iggleskeks already killing themselves
>>157372831No music rn I'm not druking I'm out with my nana and family. Gorgeous winter day in Nelson
Someone get these BEGGAR qbs out of here.
>>157372907that's his pre, early, mid, and late season form
>>157372893Your team will need it come week 16 when they're out of playoff contention.
Ricky’s dad looks like an AI influencer who sells boomers peptides
>>157372907seriously, is there a reason not to start shedeur all season long so they can secure a top 3 pick? none of the QBs on their roster are the answer. peanut might be a little too competent and starting dillon makes it way too obvious they're tanking.
who do u guys think the worst teams are gonna be this year? tits, browns, cardinals, jets...any im missing?
>>157372907>Shedoodoo
>>157372907i just hope watson gets benched early so we can get the shedeur experience and have skip bayless chimping out about him on the arena every week
Josh Allen fans are just racist white bois
>>157373011Good.
>>157372947ANDTHEREITIS
>>157373011Nobody cares anymore nigger
>>157372981falcons
>>157372907>>157372923>>157372923>>157372948>>157372975>>157372992he just slipped you fucking retards
Bros I keep seeing recipes for 'the ultimate BLT' and they all have guacamole, which is overrated as fuck.
>>157373011which is hilarious because joshie loves black people, but racists are retarded
>>157373070>X poster>calling others retards
>>157373070heh....my boy shedeungz has already conquered the mental game....physical game is just a matter of time....
>>157373087You could have simplified that down to Josh Allen loves retarded people, which is hilarious.
>>157373076real guacamole can elevate a dish, but most guacamole today is mass produced and unseasoned trash
>>157373106He loves you?
Why does Todd Monkey sound like that guy from curb your enthusiasm
>>157373101do you cook the bacon before you eat it
>>157373110Guac is like 4 ingredients, make it yourself. Tastes infinitely better than any premade stuff
joshua patrick allen is not racist, but he is a cuck
Here's my playoff predictions based on what I've seen>NFC1. Rams2. Packers3. Cowboys4. Whatever South teams wins 9 games and has tiebreakers5. Seahawks6. Eagles*49ers all died of dysentery >AFC1. Bills2. Chiefs3. Bengals4. Colts5. Ravens6. BroncosI think Cincy and Baltimore are interchangeable as both are gonna be good. Gave edge to Cincy cuz they never lose in the cold. Also wouldn't be surprised if the Chargers get the last WC.
>>157373119He has a big enough heart for all of us <3
>>157373125ha ha lol, gay
>>157373128>he doesn't buy precooked baconretard
>>157372965It's not really my cup of tea, if it was written 20 years ago it would have been a nice indie-pop song instead of whatever weird electronic-pop genre this is. However the album art reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiIs-J1DvxQ
>>157373135>12 team playoff Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek someone get unc outta here
>>157373135>dumb frogposterno one cares
>>157373148i like joshjust wish he could actually win in the playoffs
Bros what if it actually is the Cowboys' year, finally, at last?
Rate my pizzer
>>157373206>chipmunk effectwhy? https://youtu.be/FbJ63spk48s
>>157373251
>>157373257Looks poor, lonely and horrible you waste of space.
>>157373277In pooa's head
>>157373257too greasy for me, but i hope you enjoy it
>>157373257what brand? i like the nice big ham slices>>157373277away from the pritzer, as god intended
>>157373346faggot
>>157371808A haircut straight outta Little Darlings
>>157373347homo
>>157373298Its a style of music i attached myself to at a dark point in my life and i cant let it go desu but here’s something different https://youtu.be/ycpTDqfv7cI
>>157373362t. fat fuck
Emmett Johnson is a name in this league.
>>157373387nigga that's just crystal castles
>>157373389Might want to re read that and re consider your life choices friendo.
>>157373257Looks great
>>157373417so what gay guy
>>157373346>won't eat greasy food but will shove greasy things in his ass
>>157373420https://youtu.be/xUEg2mXJx0M
>>157373465k weirdo
>>157373459So Chiefies fuck ya
Will we ever witness a BREAKING like this again?
>only ones in the divvy able to score 20We runnin this shit on science
>>157373520not really
>>157373524what kind of flu was this?
>>157373257needs more onion
>>157373474zoomers stealing ytmnd valor and it should be illegal Manson has a new album though...https://youtu.be/w9-CJPCJpBY
flyover mongrels in this thread can tongue my anus kek
>>157373524whoa there motherfuckers
>>157373541>Smug over beating up on an exhausted team trying to 3peatIt was your second super bowl appearance recently, and our fifth. We already beat you with a Mahomes on one leg throwing to Skyy Moore and Kadarius Toney, be quiet
AND SOMETHINGS GOTTA WORK THIS TIME ITS MY WAY OF TRYIN TO LET YOU KNOW IVE GOT A LITTLE THING FOR YOU IVE GOT A LITTLE CRUSH OR SOMETHING MAYBE IM JUST DRUNK AS FUCK WHEN I CUSTOMIZE MY RINGTONE BUT ITS ALWAYS YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU
>>157373584eat shit tranime posting faggot
flyovers getting worked into a shoot same as always
>>157373621See >>157373417
>>157373567are you living under a rock? how did you miss 100 gecs https://youtu.be/M6MV1nxxGf8
This will be the year that Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson accept that if they want to get serious about winning a Superbowl they need to find new teamsTexans for Jackson and Vikings for Allen would be ideal
>>157373674>allen goes from one cursed team to another
>>157373674>Allen>Vikings49ers
>>157373674Super Bowl is two words you stupid fucking retard.
>>157373541kek iggles wont even win their division
>>157373646>100 gecs>active from 2015that's how, but it does remind me a bit of https://youtu.be/ED3LOEMdwKw and I don't really know why
>>157373674Trvke about Allen but Lamar doesn’t need more help, he’s lost with the most loaded teams in the league. He is what he is>>157373705Purdy is elite, they’re not in the market
>>157373674They could take a pay cut and win with the Seahawks or Nanners or Rammies but they care too much about money.
>>157373674Not happening chomo for better or worse Lamar ain't going nowhere
>>157373705No one wants to go play in Chernobyl.
>>157373727See>>157373750
>>157373674Allen sure but Jackson just got a complete coaching upgrade. Minter’s defense held the Eagles to 2 first downs until the tail end of the 4th quarter.
>>157372174My wife and I were looking at our high school yearbook recently (moving bookcases around the house) and it was striking to me how many of the girls I thought were hot in high school were, in fact, fairly ugly.
>>157373750>>157373776I like this one better, but I still hate everyone using autotune after 808's. https://youtu.be/w-JwCg1heis
>>157373845yeah your memory has a funny way of fucking with you had a similar experience recently digging through my yearbook
>>157373845>>157373933that's funny, I don't have any trouble masturbating to my yearbooks
>>157373765the substation was proven harmless by professional scientists on numerous occasions
>>157373674If Minter can run a defense better than Orr who was historically bad Lamar has a shot
>phillycucks screaming “Islam! Islam! Islam!” rnKWAB
Emmett Johnson!
>>157373998Holy fucking based
>mahomes: 3 rings>rest of the starting QBs in the league (hurts, stafford, rodgers, darnold): 4 rings really makes you think
Real man hours confession: I couldn't stop crying when my nephew started kindergarten.
>>157374037Inshallah, Islam is the only religion growing in size and soon most of the world will he Muslim
>>157374108and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonlittle boy blue and the man in the moonwhen you coming nephew I don't know whenBut we'll have a good time then.
>>157374108i think when you get older you just get more emotional get weepy hearing the national anthem at this point
>>157374108worried his teachers would find evidence of your abuse
>>157374103Mahomes playoff record: 17-4Lamar Burrow Allen and Herbert combined: 16-17
>>157374108Realized he wouldn't give in to your sexual advances anymore huh?
>>157373998I don't really care for them but I do know them!https://youtu.be/cKCykk6u6rU>>157373765>>157374019The substation isn't injuring players, Seahawks chuds are waging a campaign of violence against nanner coaching staff and players, and the league is keeping a lid on it.
>>157374142faggot
I got to see my ravens win <3
>>157374149the league favors colored QBs
>>157374108Because you're sure he'd blab to the first authority figure he trusts? Disgusting creep.
>>157374108I almost cried at the Argos scene in The Odyssey. Direct hit to the feels
>>157374217...a meaningless game
What is he saying to him
>>157374255You’re gonna make me cry…
>>157374108I cried when Ryback got released from WWE
what team is she a fan of?
>>157374274>If you hurry, you can drive to McDonalds and make it back here before the game starts. Get me a #4 and a large milkshake.
>>157374190How do you explain all the injuries before the preseason games even started?
>>157374237It was comically animatronic though.
>>157374190this ones a jenny requesthttps://youtu.be/FwAwA7SlD7M
>>157374279most fags would
>>157374298NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
>>157374298the hammond bears
>>157374310Still blaming the Tesla huh?
>>157374298Yet I have 0 hoes. Fuck this world.
>>157374298blacked.com
How do I get into NFL this szn
>>157374338>i wasnt mkultra raped by a kike whore :( dont feel bad at least 3 of those “students” will be school shooters in the next decade and you’ll never question it
>>157374377Be gay
>>157374317I HATE FRANK ZAPPA!!!!!!https://youtu.be/vcaPiiFZu2o
>>1573743771. Pick a team!2. Root for team!3. Lose to Chiefs!4. Kys because your team is shit!5. Cope about refs!
>>157374298>screamMy ravens<3
>>157374377By growing up, stop being gay and realizing that cartoons were a thing years ago you lonely faggot.
>>157374311Don't care i still miss my childhood dog and it made me remember him>>157374326kek much better
>>157374398>oh no, a big titty woman raped me. I'm the victim fag
>>157373621>>157374229>>157374430WOULD SOMEBODY GET THIS FACEBOOK BOOMER OUT OF HERE ALREADY
>>157374442>>157374326why don't you just get a new dog? I'm on dog 3 because they keep living to 14.
>>157374465lol fag
>>157374449>oh no, a drug addicted whore force fed me acid and forced me to suck her husbands dick while tripping while KILLING KILL KILL blared over a sound system ftfy
>blo dix
>>157374553stupid cartoon
>>157374442thanks kiwi bro>>157374480heh. the ring might be a good idea
>>157374429MR. OCTOBER
>>157374553genius cartoon
>>157374553better?
i guess the jannies have forsaken us
>>157374632The article literally states that the woman drugged children with mushrooms and acid and then raped them the fact that you suffer from Peter Pan syndrome and are a 40+ year old virgin has no bearing on the trauma those boys suffered
>>157374605well whatever, his kids are always touring through eugene https://youtu.be/O5mfIPZ_VJ4>>157374553Ducks legend Bo Nix and also Ducks legend Justin Herbert will win Owls. Screencap this post if you dare only.
>>157374809im a grown man not a 12 year old boy so i doubt either of us would be interested in chatting
>>157374698based, however it makes me wonder if there's ever been an excellent football game played on psychedelics like when Dock Ellis threw a no hitter tripping on LSD?
>losing a player to an acting jobkek
peter pan this bussy
>>157374869tell me about your home life
>>157374893>a major filmThere are like 2 or 3 of those a year now, everything else is a netflix tax scam, he can't possibly be making enough from the shoot to justify losing his salary.
so, who ended up in the ICU today, bros?
>>157374817I hate you, Reimu.
>>157374952
>retards actually thought we goofed by firing harb what say you now?
>>157375058>preseason
>>157375058Wait until the games matter. Also, the Eagles are going to suck this year.
>>157374943>live concert>starts off with a guitar solonow we're getting somewherehttps://youtu.be/qWeSBg9Gbi0?si=fpr7hb6fLWnD0NCT>>157374988*bombs you*>>157375058you goofed by letting based mike walk out the door
>>157374698She unironically needs thr firing squad
>chicano hours>genny full of tranime and ERPing brown NEETsKEK
Where the fuck are the jannies?
>>157374943lmao holy fuck those sweeping arpeggios this is great tyvm for bringing this to my attention
>>157375058>gets harb fired>still kicks wide right poetry
>>157375092thats literally the greatest guitar solo ever recorded you heathen
Off topic or avatar usagelight em up
>>157374893>>157374944My honest guess is the live action black Spider Man
>>157375176Doing the same thing
>>157375049acl?
Well, I just shit in diaper for the 4th time tonight. I don't feel like cleaning it up.
>>157375076>the Eagles are going to suck this year.
>>157375207Bronco country… let’s ride!
>>157375207go birds!
>>157375151shawn was literally the only faggot capable of shredding and making it melodic in a way that is worth listening to buckethead comes close but even his best stuff doesnt touch the emotional vulnerability combined with the skill of that live performance from 30 years ago
Shitting on niggers heads
>>157375190His agent needs to talk him out of it, it'll never be a thing no matter what dorks watching cartoons are saying. >>157375176>>157375191get they asses >>157375163>>157375226I liked it let's not get crazy before I've had time to digest.https://youtu.be/edqH0ofRQrM?si=Qx0OaxBEbP_TGJqS
I like football in the national football league
>>157375283okay pal you asked for it!!!!
>>157375214You'll get plenty if you're watching the Eagles this season.
what the fuck is his problem?
I wish we got to see Lamar's cute little button running around butt naked
>>157375283cringe
>>157375283that language is uncalled for
>>157375300He's like Jamis' evil split off half.
What's your team 2hubro?
>>157375207Oh yea sounds like you're in mid season form BEAR DOWN
remember when ''the kiwi'' said jalen milroe would be the seahawks starter by week 5 last year?
breaking: vrabel is out
Get fucked, chomo
>>157375338hawks>>157375347I do recall that and I remember hoping his wishcasting about sitting for 3 years and being good would pan out (it doesn't look like it)
in mid season form already
>>157374943holy shit
>>157374108Found out girl I've been a relationship for well over a decade cheated on me back in June and I was pretty devestated but I got over it pretty quickly. Fuck that bitch.Tomorrow will be the one year anniversary of my cat going missing and I'm way more sad over that. Cried for almost a week after it went missing and occasionally I'll shed a tear or two when I'm drunk and my fucking phone photo app suggests to show me a slideshow of my cat. I still have a false hope that he'll show up in my doorstep or I'll see him out while I sit on my garden but I know he's dead. He was sick
there is nothing wrong with loving your mother
>>157371808she probably has an awesome bush
>>157375411based
>>157375387Damn man, that's terrible. I feel for you.
>>157375387having the plausible deniability is nice. I had a cat get eaten by coyotes. All they left was the tail
>>157375401anon...
>>157375387my orange tabby lived for 15 years and then crawled under the house and died stinking it up for a week
crazy how beck and simpson are already better than all the first round black qbs taken over the past few years
>>157375401>there is nothing wrong with loving your motherSo much this
>>157375466fuck your racist
>>157375466Interesting observation… i may look into this further
>>157375454just post the sauce and stop wasting time
>>157375466and there it is
>>157374126that's not true
>>157375471>tattoos ruined
Hope my fellow cat teamers have a mice season! Best fishes!t. Wions
>>157375471based
>>157375514Has a cat team ever won the Owl? None that I can remember... in fact, haven't they only collectively MADE the Owl like two or three times?
What gave ben johnson even the slightest idea that he could have the “best offense in the league” and be blowing out teams?The bears offense was 9th overall last year, if you removed the final 5 minutes of each game where their opponents exploded and caleb did nothing but scramble and meme hurl, it would probably drop down into the 20sThe hammond bears are in for a rude awakening
>>157375471>white people
>>157375531That’s why we have to stick together.
>>157375531Bengals made it three times and the Panthers made it twice.
>>157375534>What gave ben johnson even the slightest idea that he could have the “best offense in the league” and be blowing out teams?his QB has elite snacking skills
>>157375534This, it's why I've started saying as of the last thread that he's going to get himself fired in the offseason when Gayleb has a natural "regression" of not getting lucky during 2 minute drills. They'll go 4-13.
>>157375575It’s name is Snoo you pleb!
>>157375534Stop disrespecting my car mechanic you homophobic coward
seriously, who can stop us?
>>157375554I can recall one of each. When were the bengals in the previous 2 times? When was the non-scam panthers Owl?>>157375546sorry, I'm part of the berd alliance
Just got home. How did ryback look today?
>>157375514Why are the Cat teams so much less successful than the Bird teams?
>>1573755904-13? youre retarded
>>157375610you got the guy that ruined the Chiefs offense and neutered all of Mahomes' strengths, congrats
>>157375628The cat teams are all equivalent to the Cardinals, berds, or so they think, but they're actually equivalent to the Cardinals, trees.
>>157375635
>preason>half the teams didn't even play their starting qb
>>157375671Horse Cock Lock could start on at least 10 teams.
They gave the Broncos a really hard schedule. I wouldn't be surprised if they have an 0-4 start
are bearsfags still in denial of their regression risk
>>157375635If you took away all of the ridiculously lucky end of 4th quarter things that happened to the bears last season they would have only won about 6-7 gamesThey were basically a repeat of the 24 commanders season
>mfw what i'm really rooting for is reffie derived seethe
>>157375698shhhhhhhh don't tell them
>>157375703thisbears basically lifegamed half of the season just to barely win against shitters
>>157375693It’ll be 0-6 pretty certainly, unironically
>>157375724Well they did have like a 1-4 start last season then a winning streak so whatever happens I guess
HOL UP
>>157375732Sometimes the universe colludes to give you a down season. I think it’s pretty unavoidable for the Broncos to regress pretty hard this season, I don’t think they have a great roster and the schedule is killer. But it doesn’t mean you’re screwed long term, a few good draft picks and a new season and who knows
>>157375612Bengals lost to the 49ers twice in the 80s and the Panthers were one of the teams who lost to the first Patriots dynasty.
>>157375698regress this bussy
Oh, hey caleb
>s-spiritually 0-17!amazing cope itt lol
>play non-NFCN team>immediately losejust jesterguild things
>year 2027 >would you like to make that a combo sir?
>>157375804Who even goes to Subway any more? Jersey Mike's is better, so is Firehouse. And now that there's no more $5 Footlongs, what's the point?
>>157375347Listen.... the hits outweigh the misses. I'm not omnipotent. I may have been a tad too high on Milroe. That doesn't mean Carson Beck won't be HIM in time
>>157375765I can remember those Patriots wins but not the opponents heh.
>move the team to hammond IN so the north side timmies have to drive 3 hours to get there
There are almost no likeable players on the Green Bay Packers roster. Bunch of babbling retards.
>>157375758A lot of teams are going to “regress” because last season was an asterisk season and none of it was real besides the Seahawks being great and Josh self-immolating in Mile High to a C tier AFC team kekBut the Pats and Bronkeks are not “regressing” the league is just returning to normal
>>157375742Bested Jalen Milroe in Preseason Week 1, hang the banner.
>>157375849Cope, bitch, we winnin da owl
>>157375610Your defensive coordinator Dennard Wilson, who doesn't know how to stop the run game.
>>157375758Broncos have literally every piece they need, the only worry is Bo Nix's health. If they've had any window for a SB run for the past 10 years it's now
>>157375856The Owl belongs to the berds, specifically the Hawks.
>2hu avatarfag newfag larping as a seahawks fan
kek when you post a frog he seethes
Us12's have an affinity for dodging boolits
>>157375881Bronkeks have no offense and an overrated defense doofus
>>157375912Bo Nix tho
>>157375884I don't have any sort of intelligent retort, so I'm just gonna post one of those cuck 12s.
>>157375912Their defense is definitely not overrated. They were 2 sacks away from the sack record last season
>>157375955no... NO!!!!
>>157375846Queefs weren’t making the offs before the Mutt got hurt so idk why you losers are rewriting history now. Goydell ain’t rigging shit for them anymore anyways.
>>157375846>>157375970He's right about the Seahawks being awesome though. That means something coming from a longtime divisional rival. https://youtu.be/v0MK9NHp_xY
>>157375964Yes it is, look at the roster not the performance. As I already said, last season was a weird season and the best teams fell off while mid teams overachieved. The Broncos have a top 8-ish defense, but some people talk about it like it’s top 3, when for a certainty it’s nowhere near as good as the Rams, Seahawks, Texans and probably more. The bigger issue is offense though, literally who do they have on offense?>>157375970>Queefs weren’t making the offs before the Mutt got hurt so idk why you losers are rewriting history nowLiterally what you’re doing, since that’s false actually>Goydell ain’t rigging shit for them anymore anywaysYeah there it is, loser
if Bo Nix were a nudist his name would be Show Dicks
If Bo Nix was a gay pornstar, he'd be Blo Dix
>>157375988Patrick was pretty bad for a few weeks before getting hurt though wasn't he? Kelce looked gassed and that was before the preseason video this year... K9 is a quality rb but idk, I don't see him being healthy long enough to really make a difference unless Pachinko can platoon well with him like Charbs last year.
>>157375812so no on the combo? im confused
>>157375983The Seahawks would have been legit any year. Definitely comparable to the 49ers teams we struggled with. It was the AFC that fell off >>157376023We sometimes sag in the regular season, it’s not the first time it’s happened. The year that we famously ran the gamut of the AFC in the playoffs (Dolphins, Bills Ravens, 49ers) and won the super bowl we started 9-6 and were written off as cooked. We usually turn it around and win out, this time Mahomes got injured. If the same thing had happened in our 9-6 season people would have been dancing on our graves saying we would have missed the playoffs anyway, none the wiser about what actually would have (and did) happen.Pacheco isn’t on the team anymore, but we have one of the best rb rooms in the league. Led by K9 and rookie Emmett Johnson who has a lot of hype
>>157375988I think you're really underrating the Broncos defense. Between pass rush and secondary they're kind of a problem
>>157376079Surtain is legit and they have a good pass rush but it’s just not the cream of the crop. They’re great just not the best of the best, and won’t be helped out by their offense very much so they’re going to see the field a lot and be exhausted and injured
>>157376079They'll all have AIDS by the end of the season thanks to me
>>157375812The Jersey Mike's near me closed after the owner got shot and it got replaced by a Subway, I think there was a genuine sandwich war going on because everyone at Jimmy John's got arrested for reckless driving the year prior
>>157376072>The Seahawks would have been legit any year.They do not get enough credit for beating the Rammies twice; they're a really good team recently and it's tough to win games against them.>we started 9-6 and were written off as cookedI'm sorry, I thought you were too. >Pacheco isn’t on the team anymoreWait where is he now? IDK anything about Emmett, but he needs to talk about half the carries if you want K9 to last into January. >>157376079>>157376095Clowney going back to the Toxins could make their meme defense actually good though, don't get too complacent.
>>157376109What is it with sandwich franchises and massive controversies?
>>157376111>he needs to talk*take
>>157376116I can't believe Jerry Jones just fired Jimmy Johns
>>157376111Clowney is in his 30's now. He's not the wrecking ball he used to be. Bummer because he was fun to watch
What nobody acknowledges is that the most powerful group of teams, by far, is the Jobs Teams group.>49ers>Cowboys>Steelers>Patriots>CommandersThat's literally Lombardis raining from the sky, across multiple decades.
>>157376127He can still HEEM'em with the best. I was pissed Seattle didn't extend him.
You know how fucking easy it is to make sandwiches?
>>157376111Pacheco went to the Lions to pair with Gibbs which was a great pickup for them, their styles contrast perfectly and will give defenses whiplash. He’s currently knicked up and sitting out though>IDK anything about Emmett, but he needs to talk about half the carries if you want K9 to last into JanuaryIt’s not even clear that he won’t be outright better than K9 so he’s going to see a ton of time, along with the rest of the rb room. We brought in Eric Bienemy as OC (rbs guy) and Demarco Murray as rbs coach and are clearly intending to be mainly a pound the rock team this season while Mahomes recovers, so K9 will be in a committee
>>157376146Yep made one earlier today
The best defense is the best offense in this game
>>157376146This has been debunked
>>157376130sneaking in the cumhandlers is funny
>>157376202Well what would the Redskins have been? Redskins isn't a job. Commander is a job but Redskin isn't.
>>157376208Replace redskin with chiefs. Chief is a job
>>157376208Wtf kind of job is Patriot
>>157376208Redskins run casinos and are full time alcoholics, that's 2 jobs
>>157376157What if the Chorgers stop the run huh? What then? Pat-Chink-O with Gibbons sounds fun to watch, especially against the Bears who were counting on their Seahawks scraps carrying their defense.
>>157376216Theres also saint, viking, buccaneer, and raider.
>>157376208I still think they should have just kept all the logos but changed the name. Redskins is pretty racist but I don't think anyone cared about it but white people.
>>157376235Washington Football Team was actually a great name and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Notre dame violent cumskins
>>157376241It really was. It was funny at first but it grew on me. Commanders is gay, just be Football Team and keep the Native American guy logo. I think everyone would have been happy with that
>>157376260Commanders and Guardians was so generic. Should have been WFT and Spiders if they had to (they didn't) change the names.
>>157376223Actually yeah, "Patriots" more properly goes in... we could call them the Beings group, I guess.>Patriots>Giants>Titans>Browns>Saints
>football team is a good namele epic boaty mc boatface tier name
>>157376277patriots/saints/packers/cowboys fall into the group of actual peoplegiants/titans are adjectives turned into nounsno idea what the fuck the browns are supposed to be
>>157376278It's fun. All these fancy names and then there's "Football Team"
>>157371808Wrenching on my cock like you would not believe. She's got a pretty nice penis btw
>le epic boaty mc boatface tier name
>>157376289The Browns are named after their first coach. So basically the Cleveland Coaches should be their name
>>157376289A giant is a mythical beingSo is a titan, read your Greek mythology
>>157376230Oh yeah? Why don’t you stop THIS *rapes you*
>>157371690Commies take week 1
*dodges the rape easily*
That’s it. It’s time. Lock in your owl predictions RIGHT NOW
>>157376335Bills Rams
>>157376335This is finally the Jets' year!!!!!
>>157376335Rammies bronkies Walmart bowl
>>157376335Broncos vs irrelevant nfc shitter who will ultimately lose to the broncos
>>157376335Niners over Jags
>>157376335Chiefies Rams / Eagles / Seahawks / 49ers in that order
>>157376335My Denver Broncos vs the entire NFC all at once.The NFC forfeits after falling behind 35-0 in the first quarter.
>>157376370That sounds like a long night anon
>>157376370>rammies and iggles over the hawksNo sir, we're destined for a second AFCWB Owl
>>157376335Broncos/Rams seems most obvious
>>157376382I’m goncerned about the pieces you’ve lost and Kupp getting older, but it would be kino if Darnold made another owl
>>157376385If the Bronkeks make an Owl it'll be proof Josh is throwing games for fanKings
>>157376398These “people” ^ picking the Keks for the owl flat out don’t know ball, I say that as a Chiefs fan but genuinely without bias, they are objectively not a good enough team in an ideal situation, and their situation this season with their schedule is as far from ideal as possible. They will literally be lucky to have a winning record. Most likely it’s just anti-Chiefs contrarianism and there’s not a lot of teams left that you can feasibly pretend have a better chance than us
>>157376398Well I don't know what the fuck Josh's brain is like. He seems like he's actually retarded.
>>157376407If you’re not bias then give your top 5 afc teams, I’m curious about something
>>157376421JetsDolphinsRaidersBillsTitans
>>157376407They have objectively the #1 defense in the league chiefschizo like its kinda embarrassing the wealth of riches they have on that side of the field even their depth guys are starter wuality
>>1573764211. Chiefs 2. Bills 3. Chargers 4. Ravens5. Jaguars >>157376427>They have objectively the #1 defense in the leagueAs I already said, it’s not even top 3. Pure delusion
>>157376397Price may well be an upgrade over K9, the guy with legal troubles may be a good replacement for Riq, and Coby Bryant is already out for the season anyway. All that to say I think Donald/Garrett will get hurt at some point and the Rammies will be beatable by week 16 when they finally play each other. >>157376407>>157376418Yeah see you just never know who will become retarded in the critical moments.
>>157376335Bronkeks and Dem Boyz. Dem Boyz bootyblast those faggots AGAIN
>>157376425Can they give their fans just a little bit of hope?
>>157376433>As I already said, it’s not even top 3.Name 3 better tard
>>157376437Would /nfl/ be happy if Dak finally won an Owl? I've always found him the easiest Cowboy to root for since he was such a low draft pick and he seems like a nice guy.
>>157376435I will never doubt the plausibility of a Rams collapse, it seems like no matter how much they load their roster Stafford just can’t get to the owl. But it’s REALLY fucking loaded this season, even on the coaching staff with Kingsbury as co-HC>>157376444Rams Seahawks Texans, I would add Steelers too
>>157376444Seattle, Houston, Los Angeles?
>>157376455>Would /nfl/ be happy if Dak finally won an Owl?I doubt it, but Dak and the Cowboys winning an Owl for the first time in most of their lifetimes would break this place in an unimaginable way. That moment would almost be as consequential to /sp/ as 18-1 was.
>>157376459>>157376461>ramsOof the cazzies
>>157376335Cowboys Texans
>>157376455NO! He's the most overrated goofball ever!!!!!>>157376459Their problem last year was special teams and it will be really REALLY funny if they miss out again because they memed themselves into forgetting about the third phase of football. It will also be funny if one of their expensive players acquired over a Puca extension gets hurt and they're fucked for the next few years.
>>157376433Alright fair. I was curious to see if you’d say chargers
>>157376477Lol and a (You)
>>157376463The Dakboys winning would be almost as bad as the Yankees winning, therefore it must be made intolerable for that to happen.
I need Kiwi to back me up about the Broncos. Wake up you drunk fucking Aussie
>>157376464I meant the Chorgers (I didn't)
> gets booted out of UGA because Justin Fields (a year younger and has started in the NFL) takes your job> go JuCo and come back to UGA> come back and be Jake Fromm's backup> win 2 Nattys after getting your chance but being clearly the worst player on your team> spend 6 years in college> go to the Rams with UGA legend Stafford> be 3rd string> a 23yo from Bama is going to take your jobi mean he's a millionaire, and won't get CTE, but he's 29 in 2 months and never played a snap in the NFL. Kinda wild.
>>157376506They'll be worse this year cause they lost minter and they still are acting like Khalil Mack is worth a damn
snap this bussy
>>157376485Yeah it’s going to be Rams + most loaded roster in the league vs Seahawks + best coach in the league. I’ll be rooting for MacGodnald
>>157376535McVay > MacDonald
>>157376525> In 2025, Fromm began work as an insurance specialist.> he also never played a snap in the nfl after bouncing around like 5 teams in 4 yearsgrim
>>157376534Tua? Is that you?
>>157376565> In 2025, Fromm began work as a bussy specialist
>>157376557Delete this nephew
McBussy > MacBussy
>>157376525He's getting the best outcome out of all of them.
Am I crazy and dumb or as a receiver does getting thrown a ball from a lefty QB fucking suck and it's difficult?
>>157376535>>157376557Only one capital letter btw
>>157376589he's probably canned after this year. his contract is up at the end of this season. Simpson is on that Jordan Love timeline. Sit for 2 years and learn from a HoF'er. Be "not terrible" when its your time to shine. > I think MackVay was also pissed that the Rams took Simpson in the first round lol
>>157376593Probably not from a receiver’s perspective because the ball is coming out of the pocket the same anyway, but it does complicate the offense in general because most schemes assume a right handed QB and now the blindside on the o-line is the RT who is supposed to be the weaker side
>>157376593I think it'd take a bit to get used to the different rotation but a catchable ball is ultimately a catchable ball. If the lefty is throwing Jay Cutler tier heaters every ball is going to be difficult to catch. If the lefty is throwing up nice little perfectly in stride Peyton Manning floaters you're gonna have a good time
>>157376612Lynch was friends with his dad so definitely. >no no, we love Simpsy, he's key to our whole plan to trade away the future to win this year with Stafford, just couldn't do it without him
>>157376593every decent receiver says "it takes a couple weeks to get used to the ball spinning a different way". so basically any receiver that complains after preseason, its weak> racist against lefites
>>157376601Sam Donald
>>157376463>>157376485>>157376499Be honest. There's at least a tiny part of you that would love to see Jerry hoist a trophy.DESU I've been getting sentimental and nostalgic about Jerry these days. He's so diabolical and such a meme and a retard but, honestly, more and more lately I'm thinking we're gonna miss him when he's gone. Look at some of these newer owners, these finance bros and tech bros. A lot of them are just as bad as Jerry at his worst but they don't have half his personality and entertainment value. Jerry's a full-on Persona in a way owners across sports increasingly aren't, and when he's gone for good the world will be poorer for it.
>>157376637*Aaron Samnold
>>157376612>Simpson is on that Jordan Love timeline. Sit for 2 years and learn from a HoF'er. Be "not terrible" when its your time to shine.Except that Love is an elite playmaker and Simpson was a nepo pick generic white bread nobody
>>157376648Jerry has hoisted the trophy several times in my lifetime and I have had my fill.
If you think MacDonald is better than McVay you are smoking crack. Serious recency bias is on display itt
>>157376661Kek lmao not even you believe this
>>157376665>Immediately transforms his shit team into a contender and stomps the playoffs on the way to a dominant super bowl winvs>Needs loaded Thanos super teams to even make the playoffs, where he almost always loses. But he barely the beat the Bengals that one time when they had the worst o-line in the league and he had Aaron Donald
>>157376661he looked good in the first game> yes, i know half the guys on the field will be 'insurance specialists' or bagging groceries in a month> yes, i know no team is running their real defense in preseasoni think he can be a decent NFL QB but he'll never be in that top 5 category, i'd like to see him handle pressure. if Purdy can be good in a Shanahan-style offense, Simpson can as well
Why's it always west coast Chicanos spamming tranime? First gachaslop now 2hu slopGo Jets!
>>157376665Recency bias? Oh you mean like Mike winning the Superb Owl more recently than McGay? That recency bias?
>>157376665Both have 1 Superbowl win and MacDonald's wasn't gifted by the refs
>2hu tranny is over 35 years oldKEK
>>157376671What is there not to believe?>>157376683He’ll be a journeyman backup within five years before washing out of the league. He has a lower ceiling than Trubisky.
>>157376707
>>157376705yeah thats the one
Why doesn’t Shanahan simply win a super bowl like his peers? Seems pretty straightforward
>>157376636Well I am racist against left handed people
>>157376706are you sure about that?
>>157376740Well I think his heavy drug use will be his undoing.
Remember when Sean McVay choked a 16 point lead to Mike "Chad Bvll Trvth Hypernvke Brainmogger" MacDonald?That was some funny shit
>>157376741Which Shanahan?
Sean McThey/Them
newt>>157376789
>>157372907Ugly dead duck pass but Cleveland's #30 lit that DB up, damn
