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CLE: Joey Cantillo allowed one run one run in six innings and got the win in the Guardians’ 6-1 victory over the Padres on Saturday
PHI: Trea Turner came out of Saturday’s game in the eighth inning after fouling a ball off his right knee
BAL: Pete Alonso went 3-for-5 and drilled his 27th homer Saturday as the Orioles edged the Rays 4-3 in 10 innings
TB: Ian Seymour yielded three runs in six innings against the Orioles on Saturday
DET: Brady Smith was lifted from his minor league start Saturday with an apparent arm injury
BOS: Masataka Yoshida left Saturday’s game in the third inning with an apparent hamstring injury
ATH: Jacob Wilson is out of Saturday’s starting lineup with the finger injury he suffered Friday, but he might be available off the bench
NYM: Carson Benge went 1-for-2 with a solo homer and two walks to lead the Mets to a 5-4 win over the Nationals on Saturday
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is the mlb script to beat the NBA finals to have the doyers collapse and hope they can get over 20M hatewatchers?
maybe they'll give it to the chicano cubes after the humiliation ritual Indiana dealt them
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Malding Doyerpacos
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we sure dodged that win today
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Miz > doyers
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dodgers
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my doyers got mizzed on
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>it's a script
kek
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>mfw doyerpacos lose two different ways in three days
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*BURRRRRP*
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>>157371662
/comfy/
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>>157371677
>Horse Racing
needs a disclaimer that's a 3 race average over a total of 5.5 minutes (330 seconds)
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>>157371688
sup Elon
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Kek
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>>157371720
average flyover vs average calipaco
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Mizzed
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The Durbinator - future platinum glover
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>>157371720
i saw this. we need a better shot of this
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>>157371739
idk this angle is fucking hysterical
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>contreras was the cool head who calmed down rafaela
what the hell is going on?
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GOAT
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>>157371715
>Tesla is the only EV maker
unc still thinks it's 2014
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>>157371720
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>>157371683
There's not much to mald over, our hitting has been cold since the ASG and I think it will remain cold till October. Teleport me to then plz
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>>157371720
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how come Payton Tolle isn't more popular? gigantic ace with a goofy personality in a huge city like Boston. if the Sox make the postseason and he gets to start a few times and clutches up, I could see him becoming a big star in the sport
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>>157371713
is that a bad thing?
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>>157371688
buying a vehicle should never be called an investment anon
it's a practical purchase as a means to an end
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>>157371774
no one likes the Red Sox and their fanbase is loathsome
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my doggies lose
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>>157371770
nobody is implying it's today's game you're malding over.
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>>157371774
He’s white and plays in the most racist city in the world. (((They))) wouldn’t allow that to be popular
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>>157371688
>>157371777
unless you buy a collectible, it's 100% a sunk cost with inevitable depreciation. that's why people say it loses thousands of dollars of resale value as soon as you drive off the lot
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>>157371788
Doggie doo doo's
Kek
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I'm from philly and i'm jealous of how racist boston sports fans get to be
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kek
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>>157371775
when every other event is a 2+ hour game, yeah I think it's relevant to point out that one of them lasts 90 seconds max
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>>157371797
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>>157371686
I'm fine losing today. Miz vs Wrobo, it is what it is. The unforgivable loss was the first one, Roberts blew it trying to instill some confidence in Diaz.
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the ceo of sex would heem your bitch ass
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Why are LA sports teams not owned by Jared Kushner so bad?
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soxbros we are back
kinda worried about yoshida though...
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>>157371791
I took at nap in the 6th, I must have missed some trooning. my mistake
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>>157371843
>implying you don't know exactly what i'm talking about
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Anyone notice the White Sox basically Ship of Theseus'd their entire team?
There's literally only 1 player left from 2024 when they broke the loss record and they have over half of their team this year as newly debuting players.
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What happened to my Blue Birbs?
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>>157371810
>90 seconds max
The kentucky derby record is 1.59
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>>157371810
wow so just like me
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>>157371772
HAHA
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>>157371861
Chris Getz's plan was to blow up everything and everyone associated with those losing teams and so far it has worked brilliantly
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>>157371774
he's plenty popular in boston but doesn't have the consistent results yet
he was still in AAA at the start of the year and only pitched in a few games last season
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>>157371677
this is nuts
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>>157371797
that's why I buy my cars from craigslist for $2-3K and repair and maintain them myself.
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why do people care about nfl preseason more than baseball
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Pooston asscucks
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>>157371809
Thats a weird gift in general. They couldn't give him something baseball related?
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>>157371677
your ratings mean nothing to me I didn't watch a single game of the NBA playoffs let alone finals
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>>157371911
based me
it's simply not worth the cost of buying new in my opinion especially when you can do much of your regular car maintenance yourself
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>>157371911
that's super based if you really do that
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>>157371918
Everyone is already sick of regular season baseball. Just start the playoffs already.
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>>157371918
There's 162 baseball games a year. 20 NFL games if you include preseason. It's a supply issue.
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>>157371918
I don't.
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Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
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i haven't watched football since greatest show on turf
-dogerfag
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>>157372069
t. moshe
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>>157372069
>if it means wiping out the rat fucks in Iran
that's never going to happen, retard
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August is preseason for the Dodgers
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>>157372069
so what $6.01 is your breaking point?
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>>157371662
what does son of bakespie have against the cardinals?
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>>157372089
I'm not Jewish and I believe in American supremacy, just like Clayton Kershaw!
>>157372103
I don't care what you think and we're going off-topic. let's get back to baseball
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>>157372071
I remember watching those games as a kid in SoCal and my Dad and his friends were all into the Rams games like half hate watching / rooting for them and I didn't give a single fuck because the Lakers were ramping up and the Doyers were at least a fun team to watch
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>>157372069
yeah the ayatollah's are gonna get killed in the midterm elections
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kinda like these As Sacramento unis
would like to see more teams with green in their colours too
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>>157372112
I have no breaking point. gas is not an object of concern for me. I drive a car that gets great mileage and my office is 20 min from my home and I make enough money to not have to worry about it
you know who gas is a concern for? the Dodgers. they weren't able to hit Miz all game
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>>157372117
>let's get back to baseball
you're the one who lurched off topic with your midwit self-serving psa
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>>157372159
objectively false and you're being emotional (and thereby acting like a mean girl) for no reason. I don't care about you or your arguments, anon. no more (You)s
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>>157372114
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>>157371918
>why do people care about nfl preseason
baseball fans are such sickos that they will say this unironically while watching spring training every year
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>>157372182
spring training is very comfy
I love watching those games
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>>157371918
because the nfl just mogs the rest of american sports that hard
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>>157372172
you're an unprincipled free riding parasite. whether you care what I think or not you're going to hear about it, worm.
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who do y'all think is looking like the strongest team atm?
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WE'RE ALL IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/live/Pzncjntbnys
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>>157372243
I'm watching the Bananas about to walk off the Clowns though
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>>157371918
NFL is the most goy sport and americans are being the biggest goys right now.
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that's fair and a home run surely
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>>157372243
>11. The Golden Batter
manfred just got he chain snatched
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>>157372237
The dodgers coasting through the regular season is the only reason they’re not massive favorites. They once again will be healthy just in time for the post season too.
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>wow the Cowboys got DeMarcus Jackson he's 6'6 260 pounds
>yeah but the Rams got LeTyrone Johnson he's 6'4 300 pounds
>yeah but the Giants got Hopeful Ndingba-Gabongo he's 6'8 180 pounds 8 second 40 yard
>okay but the Colts got Jeff McDaniels 6'5 500 pounds center
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5'6 270lbs kek
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>>157372243
Showdown in COORS FIELD
This is going to be memetastic
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>1 pitcher, 1 batter, 1 fielder
what the fuck are these rules KEK
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>>157372341
basically yankees' defense
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>>157372323
>5'6 270lbs
average /mlb/ poster
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>>157372341
It's either this or a home run shootout like what the Chili Peppers do
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Who needs me to pitch?
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yes...YES!!!
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>>157372341
Okay that was a crazy run and they even almost made the play with only one fielder
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>>157372323
the mexican messi of baseball
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>JBJ
What the fug?
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coors has aura with the stadium is filled.
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>literally 0 fielders
>still somehow fail to score
>jbj
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During the 2024 and 2025 seasons, the Dodgers won the division title but struggled right down to the wire.
From the perspective of the "jinx," it would be better if they struggled and maintained a sense of tension until the very end this year as well.
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ROUND 3
GIVE IT UP FOR ROUND 3
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>>157372313
true but some oline guys are peak aryans
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clowns gonna peel these tards
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>bananas
It's over.
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BANANA NIGGAS KEK
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>>157372468
I'm gonna miss it when Walmart buys the team and builds a new stadium
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>>157372536
We won't miss you.
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>>157372536
Why the fuck would you replace Coors? I mean I can understand if they change the name but the stadium itself is still amazing and one of the best.
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>take your glasses off nerd
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THIS FUCKING GAME THO
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>>157372558
apparently they're gonna build a new stadium with a walmart
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>>157372558
Walmart will want to build competitive teams but they don't want to go through the hassle of convincing pitchers to play in that altitude so they are building a new indoor stadium with atmospheric control that will eliminate any high altitude issues.
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>clown struck out
uh bros... I'm not feeling so good
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>>157372605
this looks really cool
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Danny HosGod
Now RAC wins it
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
ROUND 5
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BANANA BALL HISTORY!!!
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OH NONONONO BANANA BROS
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>>157372605
Rocktober is back on the menu
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JBJ MADE THE PLAY AND WINS IT
BANANAS SWEPT BY THE CLOWNS
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the banana's aint it
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>>157372329
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they refuse to give Detmers any run support
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the clowns actually have some really nice uniforms. the navy blue and red is clean
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i love gargling shaft!!
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>>157372742
>>157372770
>>157372779
Total Phillies Victory
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Detmers is fucking dealing tonight
10 Ks
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Type of shit you do when your team is 48-75
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>>157373394
that's a dude
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>>157373394
That shit was DoA when they decided to blackout youtube for US viewers
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>>157373394
This league is stupid. There's only 4 teams and all of them make the "playoffs". The regular season doesn't matter
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Dodgers won't make it out of the NLDS
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11 Ks FOR DETMERS
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>>157373468
it's a pilot program in all aspects but the name. If it draws enough eyeballs they'll invest into it, if not, you won't hear about it for another 5-10 years
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it has to be brutal to be Detmers and get no help from these bums
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>>157373549
Then like that other anon said they should have made the games free on YouTube. Nobody is going to buy an ESPN+ subscription for this
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>>157373394
Trump's daughter plays baseball?
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>>157373549
it isn't an investment opportunity. it's a "charity". It's the kind of shit rich people fund with extra money instead of other areas where need is more obvious.
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finally
gwynnuel
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ANGELS FINALLY GIVE DETMERS SOME RUN SUPPORT
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doyers
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Boring ass Kurt won't give Detmers a chance to get a CGSO in a game that doesn't even matter
Booooo
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cubyals we are still watching our royals
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>>157373783
Joyce needs it
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>>157373274
lmfao
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That Mets pitcher's little strikeout dance is so fucking funny. He definitely went to anime club in highschool
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ass games tonight
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let’s go As
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they finally gave Detmers a win
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ANGELS WIN
WHAT A GAME FOR REID FUCKING DETMERS
JOYCE THROWING 103 MPH EFFORTLESSLY
GREAT PITCHING ALL AROUND
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cubyalics
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Why did nobody trade for Reid Detmers again?
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>>157373903
My favorite kind
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Sacramento A’ss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Dlf3NMPi4
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Pitchers like Detmers and Webb still slinging like nobody's business and yet no buyers offered to even try to get them at the trade deadline?
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im homosexual and i love baybaw!! im team gaybaw!!!!
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Chikaner you’re needed back in /nfl/. The tranime and /co/fags are invading again
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>ever going to /nfl/ for any reason, ever
i SERIOUSLY hygddt
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I just can’t enough of sweaty men which is why I watch sports
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>>157374569
Your post helped me realize that acronym means I seriously hope you guys don't do this. I've been on this site for 5 years and never bothered looking it up or figuring out what that means.
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>>157374678
lel
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>>157374649
where do you prefer your sweaty men? for me, it's in my anus (rectum, bootyhole)
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Let's go Oakland!
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doyers
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>>157374426
Posey said they're not trading Webb. As for Detmers, the Angels GM shopped him around but nobody must have given them an offer good enough to give up a pretty good, young, controllable pitcher.
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>Cleveland Guardians reached the 10,000 win milestone
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>>157374426
>>157374040
Blame the Angels for being stingy and not selling in a lost year
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>>157375138
thats like saying Caitlin Jenner won all them gold medals
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>>157374678
>I've been on this site for 5 years
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>>157375435
He's one based Redditor!
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>>157375201
Are you dumb? They did sell. They traded away their best starting pitcher, two of their best relievers and one of the better bats.
Then cut weight with a few other players.
It was the most they've sold in like a decade.
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Pretty good outing for Detmers
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>>157372323
can we get chikaners opinion here?
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what's it like when your team wins the world series?
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>>157375596
bags of sand
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>>157375596
salty milk and coins
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>>157375566
>chikaner opinions
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I need it
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SCAR TISSUE THAT I WISH YOU SAW
SARCASTIC MISTER KNOW-IT-ALL
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL KISS YOU
'CAUSE WITH THE BIRDS I'LL SHARE
WITH THE BIRDS, I'LL SHARE THIS LONELY VIEWIN'
WITH THE BIRDS, I'LL SHARE THIS LONELY VIEWIN'
AH, PUSH ME UP AGAINST THE WALL
YOUNG KENTUCKY GIRL IN A PUSH-UP BRA
AH, FALLIN' ALL OVER MYSELF
TO LICK YOUR HEART AND TASTE YOUR HEALTH, 'CAUSE
WITH THE BIRDS, I'LL SHARE THIS LONELY VIEWIN'
WITH THE BIRDS, I'LL SHARE THIS LONELY VIEWIN'
WITH THE BIRDS, I'LL SHARE THIS LONELY VIEW
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>>157375749
i didn't believe that that was them when i first found out. i thought it was some generic ass white guy band from like a college rock station
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>>157375892
In the thumbnail this looked like a screenshot from some kind of cartel execution video
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the yankees are averaging just 1.4 runs per game over the past few weeks.

can a team really win games with 1 run ? their starters are all incredible but unfortunately i think you need to score 2 (two) runs to win most times
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>>157376225
that's modern baybaw baybee
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>>157376225
They got shut out by the memeinerds kek lel lmao
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My loud ass Dodger loving neighbors are setting off fireworks in the middle of the night.
Life is hell.
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>>157376364
Knock on their door, take a picture of them, and post it here.
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>>157376378
I'm not trying to end up in a worldstar fight comp video getting my head stomped on
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>>157376364
Sounds like fun, you should hang out with them
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>>157376390
Cmon anon, you could take ‘em.
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>>157376364

It's there Abuelita's Chihuahua's 2.5th birthday ese, let them celebrate
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>banana ball has live musicals
bros... why did no one tell me
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I'm full
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>>157376479
full of what
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>>157376479
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>>157376479
That's rare for an item purchased to not have Shohei's face on it. How much was all that? 1500 yen?
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>>157376504
McDonald's, duh
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>>157376479
that's a fairly small meal for an average sized person, I'd say?
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>>157376504
This is all that's left, burp
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>>157376520
Around 2200 yen.
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>>157376543
Why are you eating off of a newspaper?
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>>157376562
I looked it up, you just ate 2188 calories of mcdicks
is this you?
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>>157376592
2112*
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>>157376585
When I eat in my room, I always spread out some newspaper because I don't want to make a mess.
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>>157376592
Yeeeeeesss!
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>>157376622
I kneel
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>>157376632
kek desu
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>chadres deciding to punt one last time before Java Joe is back to take his spot in the rotation
why are they like this?
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Why are whiteoids always trying to discredit Asian men?
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wrinkly sack of flesh
an explosion of red warmth
distant dreams of yore
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>>157376739
It looks like he's a Brewers fan who deals drugs.

https://x.com/JesusoftheApes
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>dancing mest pitcher

It's just funny
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>>157376825
He’s probably still butthurt about the NLCS where Yamamoto pitched a complete game and Ohtani stunted on them in game 4.
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>>157376870
Yan has been the funniest mlb side character that's been set up over the last couple seasons
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>>157376923
It's like this kid I used to play MTG with who did a little dance whenever he won. Spergs are funny.
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>entire section drunk chanting "sell the team" "Fuck Arte" "USA USA USA" for several innings
Why did nobody tell me Agnels games were so based?
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>>157377030
is there a tarps off reddit? how do these guys organize?
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I'm a butt boy
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can tarps ever be off if there was never a rain delay to put the tarp on?
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>>157375596
Its like a fifth of winning a Superbowl
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>>157377065
Calm the fuck down, Yan. We already know you're gay
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IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING
MAYBE SIX FEET, AIN'T SO FAR DOWN
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Umps are so mad computers are taking their jobs. They deserve it, fucking umps
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that faggy fatty
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>>157377316
Stupid song and gay lyrics
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>>157377461
Thank you
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Is Misiorowski just autowin?
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>>157377064
Idk but it started off pretty small around the top of the 5th and kept growing until about the bottom of the 8th when I guess the security had enough
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>>157376951
based MTG appreciator
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>>157376479
that comic looks a bit racist
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>>157377482
joe kelly MINDfucked the doyers
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>>157376479
>needing newspapers to dine over like a housepet instead of table mats
Do the Japanese really?
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cubgers is fucking over. fucking done.
you worthless doyers can’t beat the brooers to help the cubs. fuck you.
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PFMA (Plates For Me, Always)
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>>157378100
cubpie ;-;
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>>157378100
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>>157377985
newspapers in the trays at mcdonalds used to be kino
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>>157378175
Based. I used to shit on mine
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Servin up a McGreezer
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>>157378100
we tried our best you piece of crap!!!
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Which players deserve to be used & abused?
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>>157378398
probably PCA if I had to choose one
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Worried about them doggie-doo's
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>>157378398
Recker
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Can Tarik Screwball save the season? We just don't know
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Tariq Al Squbal aint it
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>>157378100
we're hurtin' here asshole, can't you see that??
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Derek Skubal might do a good job, but will they score some runs
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afternoon baseball today fellas
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Why are the Red Sox allowed to wear green?
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because their monster is green i reckon
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Yan is the future of baseball.
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What’s next, the Tronno Mauve Jays?
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Cubs + Red Sox alliance.
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I got some sticky stuff for that pitcher if you catch my drift
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gm
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>>157378990
Too tall to be a short order cook
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>>157378908
What shall we call it?
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>>157378989
what did he mean by this?
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>>157377479
Yes.
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>>157377479
Yes cheaters always win
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>>157376739
But what about Imai?
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Imai girl, a cubs girl!
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>there is Oriole baseball on in two hours
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/cric/ has better baseball discussion
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>>157379166
>AUSTRALIA LOST TO BANGLAPOOS KEK
what?
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>Bangladesh 426 (Tanzid 101, Shanto 84, Mehidy 65, Hazlewood 6-89) and 57 for 1 (Mominul 30*, Shadman 25*, Hazlewood 1-5) beat Australia 198 (Smith 71, Mahmud 6-55, Ebadot 2-39) and 284 (Green 104, Smith 44, Mehidy 5-56, Mahmud 3-66) by nine wickets

they expect me to believe this is a real sport, meanwhile no one has ever seen it played in person before.
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gm
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>>157379200
But it’s not Tuesday Patrick
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>>157376479
You can eat more
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Which bananaball team are you bandwagoning during the lockout?
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>>157379268
I’m a party animals girl!
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>>157379268
I'm a man, a firemen man!
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>>157379268
Lets go El Paso!
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baez career WAR/162
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>>157379621
berdbros its da next pujols
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>>157379200
if poos can play it professionally can it even be considered a sport?
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>>157379820
India has some of the best chess players, so yes
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>>157379200
Can a jeet throw a 96 mph slider?
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Only a little over an hour left before the next O's masterclass, bros.
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>>157379977
yes
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>early game
Hell yeah
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I love inner city violence, rolling dice with hoodrats, not paying taxes, burning and looting my city in honor of George Floyd, blunts, fortys, and the Baltimore Freakin Orioles
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>>157380203
I say this and I do all of these things except one
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>>157380203
o's are a white team
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>>157380234
This is true. They are a white team with a white fanbase. They literally have a guy named Mayo on their team
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Is he thinking about the pussy too much?
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>>157380203
I say this and do all of these plus I'm practicing my Baltimore nigga accent so I can integrate more easily when I become an illegal immigrant there.
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>>157380234
>>157380263
A wrecking crew
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>>157380307
looks like home
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>>157380307
old buildings have character
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>>157380288
No his arm is just exploding. This will happen to Miz next season.
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She can fix Baltimore. Alysa Liu for mayor.
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>>157380288
hasnt been the same since he caught livvy with cruz
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>>157380389
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>>157380405
>No, they expect one of us in the wreckage
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>>157380389
>>157380435
oriole's bird got his fuckin neck snapped, presumably because he didn't fly so good
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Baltimore Oreos fans when they take a wrong turn trying to get to their stadium
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if baltimore is anything even remotely like it's portrayed in the wire, I shan't be visiting there in my lifetime.
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we support our people of color.
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>>157380498
got dat WMD! got dat WMD!
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>>157380497
Got to protect your corner
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>>157380498
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I've never watched The Wire. As a new Orioles fan, would watching it make me appreciate the city and its team more?
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New Orioles fan here
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the flock is growing!
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>>157380673
my nigga
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>>157380643
Probably not, but watch it anyway. It's a phenomenal show.
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>>157380698
Zesty
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>>157380698
>guest splasher
you can't make this up
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Free Pete Alonso
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>>157380698
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>>157380698
splashed by what?
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>>157380698
W-whats she (male) splashing?
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Some of you guys have never had a bodymore splash and it shows
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>>157380698
>Heidi N Closet
looks like I have a new fantasy football name this year
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>>157380643
About half the images posted in this thread about Baltimore are from the wire. Watch simply to improve your shitposting if you're going to be a fan of the Os
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>>157380773
as an O's brotha this offends me
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Good evening.

>>157380643
I don't know if it'll help you appreciate Baltimore more, but definitely watch it, it's an incredible show.
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we need Tess Tickle
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>>157371662
Yes
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>>157380698
I'm a girl and I look like this
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>>157380844
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>>157380598
I was thinking of rewatching the wire but now I just associate it with peak Obama era cringe
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>>157380856
Came out before obama thoever
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>>157380861
>>
>the wire
this is a the shield genny
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>>157380867
This is true but the entire political milieu that spawned Obama was heavily influenced by the themes of that show and Obama also referenced it constantly to come off as a cool guy, Bill Simmons even asked him about it in one of his interviews.

You can draw a direct line from the wire to blm, Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, all that shit.
>>
>>157380861
You're fucking retarded. The entire third season was peak libertarian
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>>157380887
Never watched it. All I know is that in one episode, a cop had to suck a drug dealers dick.
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>>157380294
https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE
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Why does my Yankee make ya seethe uncontrollably
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>>157380910
No, it’s literally defund the police and homeless industrial complex propaganda, if they just let the drug dealers sling dopes to addicts, they can connect them with.. LE SERVICES. The same exact argument shitlibs use now to justify shanty towns of junkie addicts in Portland, Seattle, Austin, etc.
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>>157380928
yes its very realistic
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>>157380887
The shield, now that’s a tv show
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>>157380935
I knew a nigga with a cleft lip who talked like that.
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>>157380965
Stfu Herc
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>>157380896
>>157380965
Let me axe you a question. Where do you get one of those hats with the bill over the ears like that? I go into all the city stores and the only ones I can find are the ones with the bill on the front.
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>previously on /mlb/
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It's O time
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>filtered by the most based character in the show
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Are you built for 162?
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>>157381035
hell yeah, brother *gives her a peck on the lips*
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Baybaw starts in 1 minute!
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LETS GO RAYS
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LET'S FUCKING GO ORIOLES
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why would Petey A sign with this nowhere team
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>>157381083
they would never dream of allowing shit like this on tv anymore
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Jesus lmao. Based vilade
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>tampon gay
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For me it’s isabeau
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Fucking hell of a catch
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>>157381177
I've never seen such a pure virgin
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I will cum if the White Sox sweep the Tigers today.
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>>157381200
I fucked her
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It’s so cute seeing the two latest foreigners of mleeb going at it against each other
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>>157381177
I fucked her.
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Damn
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Nice. I have a good feeling about this game
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Pretty entertaining first inning. Looks like we don't have a slurper this morning
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slurper confirmed
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link 3 we meet again
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>>157381268
Isabeau is not a slurper
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>>157381251
>>157381268
Thinking of tuning in. Who do I believe?
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>>157381318
There's no other baseball on
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>>157381282
Pirating streams is wrong and sinful
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>>157381282
based streampilled piratechad
>>
Every bum on the Rays has a .300 BA and my Yankees cant even get to .200
>>
Every bum on the Rays sees 8 pitches minimum.
>>
Meanwhile this years Mariners (the Shite Sux) will face nobody en route to the ALCS.
>>
Peralta PERFECT GAME WATCH
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>>157381449
The loserkee's are about to get swept today
>>
>>157379268
Mariners
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>>157381459
It doesn’t matter, the Red Sox are sweeping the World Series from the Dodgers. They have 9 MVPs and 4 Cy Young’s
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>5 inning freddy
Right on queue
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>>157380887
basado
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>>157381204
Not likely
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>right on queue
>>
JETER'S STILL GOT IT MLBROS
https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-bears/why-derek-jeter-deserves-credit-for-the-bears-steamrolling-the-browns/
>>
Tucker is a mental case
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>>157381527
>>
>>157381517
Nice drawing are you retarded
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>>157381583
Cubbies mindfucked him then spit him out to sabotage the dodgers
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>5 inning freddy
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>>157381527
Holy fuck is that what Jeets is up to nowadays? I thought he was owning the Marlins?
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i never understood being in the mlb and not being able to throw a strike, how does peralta have a job
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>>157381527
>Re2spect
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The orioles deadass cant hit a 93 MPH fastball
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Earning minimum wage at a crummy bodega will do this to a mf
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>>157381583
>The fuck did you just say to me, you little shit
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how does a player like gunner henderson hit forty home runs and then just become mediocre overnight
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Os are making good contact, only a matter of time before they start scoring
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>>157381725
Vegas
>>
jeter always had raped energy
>>
YES
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Rogers melty 441 is crazy dude
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>>157381527
>Derek Jeter: Motivational Speech Giver
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a wrecking crew
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>>157381790
America wins when Baltimore loses
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>>157381790
Is that Hamsterdam? Heard there's some graves in them vacants
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>>157381651
He never did. He was the front man and CEO for the actual owner, then fired years ago when it turned out he wasn’t fit to run a lemonade stand.
>>
How does a player like Cal Raleigh hit 60 home runs then become below replacement level overnight
>>
Mr Yankeeschizo you forgot to update the record to 55 losses (because you lost to Toronto yesterday)
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>>157381847
Vegas
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Never count my Orioles out
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Cmon Os. Let's get back into this game
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>>157381872
>this is a 10 to zoomers
there is a generational gulf between millennials and zoomers
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>>157381903
She's actually a 10 to real Baltimore niggas
>>
tommy john ded
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>>157381903
She's a 6, just slightly above average but not good enough to make it into 7 zone
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Peralta what the fuck
>>
>>157381847
randy mindfucked raleigh
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>>157381929
I’d say 6 too. Kinda cute. Type of girl you hook up with twice then never see again
>>
Baltimore is só shit
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>>157381925
F
>>
hahahaha lmao
>>
wasn’t expecting the Freddy to play like that. Getting pulled at 76 pitches wow
>>
what's with the pitching change?
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>cleavage up next
It’s over. ggs
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>>157381925
rip
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>>157382006
Bad management. TB BP has been ASS
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Holliday haters btfo
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BANG FUCK U KEVIN NASH

SAME SHIT SINCE 2020

Pulled peralta for 2 walks but no hits this inning yeah check managers fan duel
>>
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Os tie the game
>>
So this new Báez guy is on PEDs right?
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Why the fuck would you put this fat retard on? He’s so shit
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Mind you if they didn’t pull they would be safe
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>>157382042
Who can hate this cutie?
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Cash is so fucking stupid 1 hit 0 runs and only 75 pitches and u pull him to put in Cleavinger who’s ass af
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>>157382081
transition goals
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Pete Alonso
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which game are we chatting about? i just loaded up the red sex stream :)
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lmao the Gays
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Good stuff pulling peralta dumbass manager man
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This old fuck is worse than Girardi at managing the bullpen holy shit
>>
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers perfect game?
>>
>>157382110
I miss that big nigga so much it’s unreal
>>
Tampa getting sweeped at their own home is fucken crazy
>>
How have the rays won 74 games they’re dog shit
>>
Way to take Freddy out and sell the game
>>
Rays yall fucking suck dude
>>
play ball at PNC park
>>
Why are the rays struggling so much against the Os this series
>>
No way the Os sweep the rays at the Trop man

This might be the best postseason run for the AL East ever
>>
Tommy John died, bad omen for the Yankees
>>
>>157382191
the same reason why the yankees are and red sox did struggle against the blue jays (we dont know)
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>>157382191
They’re the Rays kryptonite
>>
Why are yankees fans so gay?
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Rogers still on at 74 and Freddy gets takes out at 75 LMAOOOO
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Go O’s!
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>>157382214
their ace's name is literally cum shitter
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>>157382214
Man I remember being in the train station full of stanks fans going to the game and it was full of hot stacies
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Wow such a pussy bitch act from Skenes. So scared of us he decided to hide under Livvy's skirt until wednesday.
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orioles to win the lombardi
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>>157382191
Can't handle the smug
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>>157382230
y..yeah
>>
Rays thoight it was a sweat free series
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>>157382225
really? kek
>>
Tommy John died. Press F to pay respects.
>>
Atta boy Bengey
>>
Holy based Bashful Benjy
>>
rays got that vegas bullpen
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>>157382266
Sticky when?
>>
Also RIP Tommy John. The man who gave us his namesake surgery for every single pitcher around MLB.
>>
Moooooo
>>
DAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAYYYYS LOSE!
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Overturned. Torkelson's foot was well above the bag when he caught it, and he never got back to it. I'm not sure how the call was missed in the first place.
>>
HOME RUN
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>The Boston Red Sox??? NOOOOO!!! I WANT THE FLORIDA GATORS!
>>
>>157382292
you're mad man
>>
RAYS REALLY JUST SAT HERE GOT SWEPT ON THE WEEKEND LOL VEGAS CRAZY AS HELL
>>
>yaks
>>
Is Kevin Cash too smart for his own good?
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>>157381925
thomas j!
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Lmaoo this game is a joke on god can’t wait till football .
>>
which game are we watching?
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>>157382266
F or whatever
Crazy that he has the exact same name of a type of surgery that he literally had to get during his career
>>
Yeah hope the manger sees what he did. Pulled Freddy with 1 hit 70 pitches no runs and now score is 5-1
>>
>>157382347
Sox @ 'gers
>>
Hope the rays manager gets fired after this season he is trash
>>
>>157382352
Life imitates art as they say
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Where is nu...
tho?
>>
Holy Baltimore putting belt to ass
>>
LMAO
>>
Will the AL East get 4 playoff spots?
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Getting hungry, bros…
>>
Where is nu….. thoughbeit?
>>
>>157382364
Any chance for the sweep today?
>>
>>157382397
Is that Cane's?
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>rays getting swept
>>
I need it...
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>>157382391
You are not overtaking the Rays in the standings, cope some more
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nu? It's up cum shitter's ass with ben rice's jizz
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>>157382396
I hope so, fuck all yo weak ass divisions
>>
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>>157382404
I guarantee it.
>>
what the FUCK is this red sox pirates game?
>>
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>>
In 1996, Little Caesars introduced its Pizza By The Foot, a three-foot-long rectangular pizza
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>>157382404
yes
tigers bullpen is terrible
>>
George Shitbird
>>
DAA RAYS LOSEEE
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>volpiss
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>>157382409
We don't need nu the second we hit the bump limit. It's August. There are no other sports to knock us off the front page.
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>>157382432
Red Sox done
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>>157382430
Is that the guy who tribbed his teammate?
>>
Dylan Cease is winning the AL Cy Young for the 2026 MLB Season.
>>
>>157382471
lol Cam Schlittler BTFO
>>
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You are in for a long game Sox fans
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>>157382452
>>
>cum shitter
kek
>>
>>157382471
This
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>cum shitter
kek
>>
i'm an orioles fan and this was our world series
>>
cum shitter kek
>>
my 0-20 high school team pitches better than the Rays btw
>>
>>157382494
>>157382510
>>157382529
lmafo
>>
cum shitter
>>
cum shitter lmao
>>
Sweep this garbage ass team O’s
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>>157382502
>>157382502
>>
nu
>>157371662
>>157371662
>>157371662



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