The silver medalist in the european championship womens marathon race just shat herself
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>>157377634what a disgusting bitch lmao, and she has the audacity to celebrate while performing the most embarrassing act in the world. Have some shame, fucking CUNTimagine the fucking stench
>>157377634ponder the aroma
>what a disgusting bitch lmao, and she has the audacity to celebrate while performing the most embarrassing act in the world. Have some shame, fucking CUNT>imagine the fucking stench
if you go through life if you haven't shat yourself at least once as an adult while performing a difficult task then have you really lived?
I shat myself while in the hospital once, actually found it rather amusing
>>157377986post hands, armchair coachhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner%27s_diarrhea
>>157377634KWABOTY or still tony?
>>157378336Still Gianni
>>157378336Not KWAB when you win a medal.
More like bronze medalist lmao
>>157378177>uh oh stinky.....NURSE
not a healthy sport should be banned
need video
*plop*
More like brown medalist lmao
poostride is not a sport
>>157377634Can I lick her clean, deshita? I'll do a good job I promise.
>deathrunners regularly collapse and shit themselvesWhy would you ever want to do this sport?
>>157377634That is a DISGUSTING act by the silver medalist
>>157377634They don't even get prize money for medalling in this btw>she shits herself in front of millions on live TV for free
>>157377634Where is the fucking webm
>>157381400>>157382969You wouldn't get it
>>157377634true dedication
>>157377634>>157380895>>157383097
>>157377634That is some runny shite that, mate
>>157383779Oh so she shat herself awhile ago and just kept running. Daringly based
>>157383779Me on the way to tesco express
>>157383779I presume there are temporary showers put up just beyond the finish line for such an incident?
>>157385577they should just hose them down at the finish line
>>157383779>crosses the finish line >is immediately given an American flag to wipe her ass withWhat did they mean by this?
>>157377634Shitting yourself in a marathon is an alpha as fuck move
>>157378153The only time I have shat myself as an adult, I thought it was a fart and it was a full solid nugget. For everyone else, it seems to be runny diarrhoea, and only I have curled out a proper chunk into my pants. I wasn't even doing anything difficult at the time.>then have you really lived?To be fair, not really.
>>157385690>ma'am the second panties have been shitted
>>157383779>
Americans have the second most bowel movements besides indians, because of the slop they eat.
>>157383779>>157387583Did anyone unknowingly get a wet high five from her towards the finish line? Because that would be awesome
>>157377634Is there any other sport where you can literally shit yourself and you can keep playing while a roaring crowd still cheers you on?
>>157388179cricket
>>157378179People who are serious runners know how to avoid this with ease. It’s a choice. >t. 2:48 marathon
>>157378179>At the 2008Göteborgsvarvethalf marathon,Mikael Ekvallfinished the race in 21st place in spite of being stained with his own excrement. A reporter asked him if he had ever considered stopping to clean off. He explained: "No, I'd lose time. […] If you quit once, it's easy to do it again and again and again. It becomes a habit."
>>157388179>sporta skellington is not a athlete
>>157378153The only time that happened to me I just sprinted to the nearest bush and did it like Indians.
>>157388205And yet this woman with her legs covered in her own shit managed to run a marathon 26 minutes quicker than you, maybe you're holding yourself back?
>>157377986Most embarrassing act in world is LOSING.Enjoy 2nd place bitch
yum
>>157383779let it go starts playing
>>157383779She was attempting to shed weight during the race.
>>157377634How did Paula Radcliffe react to this? She was doing commentary on BBC but I turned it off half way through.
>this entire thread
>>157398376That she should have paid attention to the tena adult nappies ads they were putting on buses.
Shitty thread. Clean it, someone.
>>157392116This >>157378140 but for (You)
>>157383779>>157392064WHY IS IT SO LIQUID? Are they all running away from meat or something?
>>157398376at least are Paula has the decency to shit over a grid
>>157378140hope she sees this lil bro
>>157377634>You gonna eat that?
>hope she sees this lil bro
>>157377634Giving the word "euroshart" a new meaning, lol.
>>157398814because sharts are always liquid, if it's solid it would have never got out
>>157401893>because sharts are always liquid>never heard of "you'll shit bricks when you see it"
>>157401915time flies grandpa
>>157401934>time fliesEspecially when you're a faggot.
Now that I think about it, I shit myself another every other week, maybe two weeks. It's pretty common.
>>157401962I wouldn't know, but tell us more about it, you seem to know a lot.
>>157401980>He doesn't know what I'm talking about
>>157388179Gary Lineker famously did it once.
>>157398376it wasnt mentioned at all>>157401893ive actually accidently did solid poop while roonin' before. its defo possiblefink it dependssometimes you just happen to need a poop mid-runthat is probs more likely to be solidbut rooning itself can trigger the need to poopand imo thats probs always liquidalso somewun before had a theory that maybe she was using bicarbbicarb is a completely legal performance enhancer which apparently reduces lactate in legsbut its notorious for making you need to shit
>>157402260>roonin'>defo>fink>probs>somewunComplete shit for brains
>>157402260tell us the story of how you pooped in a children's play area and then watched a dog eat it
