Why can't we into soccer?
>>157380931Is he Argentinian
Cobblers? More like Clobbers.
>>157380931>Cobblers>BobcatsWhy are American team names so fucking cringe
>>157380931>Assailant not an ethnic. Thread DOA, sorry OP. Work on your engagementmaxxing
>>157381139Tbf, soccer is a terrible sport, and also cringe as well.
>>157380931real nigger
>>157381359He’s not Native American, as far as I can see, therefore he’s an ethnic
>>157380931The team in white is plays like if they were on Down’s syndrome
No promotion and relegation linking grass roots amateur clubs to the absolute top professional league
>>157380931kek, we're built for real football
This is the pinnacle of “fighting” in this beta male sport
>>157380931lelfigured it was going to be some bad play, not some dude getting punched
That’s proper footy, americsns are stsrting to get it
>>157380931>fighting in the pitchWRONG.You are supossed to have you ultras kill each other before the actual match. That's proper furbol.
>>157381650What's that, fake rugby?
What's his endgame and how many gorillion dollars to Israel?
>displaying the shotsThis would be extreme out-of-the-box thinking for Eurosocialist pawns to ever make a change like that to the default settings
>cobblers>cock gobblers
Why are they so slow
>>157380931bitch energy
>>157380931>Cobbleradd it to the list
>>157382890Our athletes play real sports
>>157382883Who gives a fuck, really?
>>157380931>Mayo monkeyUsually suspects
>>157382907absolute unit that number 9
>>157382890A combination of the vaxx, high fluoride on the water and chemtrails, plus no cooling break.
>>157380931SOVL
>>157382702>Soccer is that gayest shit in existence, so has to compare to their actual sport that no one watchesKek
>>157380931>randomly starts beating up nr. 48KINO
>>157381466All your team names are like that. You probably support the Rhode Island Raccoons or some shit
>>157381139>>157384101Japan does that too, it's way better than being name *city* FC or some other boring shit
>>157380931no pressure training
>>157383180Some Europeans still have some sort of hollow of a former country, unlike the UK
>>157380931good on that short kid for not letting him get away with that shit
>>157384287And this is relating to wanting to know the running shot count how?
>>157380931Soccer has been massively pussified in the west. In gridiron or ice hockey, this would have been seen as a healthy bit of chirping to boost morale and keep the opposing fancy dan’s ego in check, without all the limp wristed hand wringing about the soul of the game and muh sportsmanship . Hell even in baseball, chucking a baseball at a batter and charging the mound is an accepted part of the sport and rarely results in more than the players being sent off for the rest of the game.
>>157384101Yea you get use to it. Beats watching an awful sport like soccer, nonetheless.
>>157380931>>157382888I swear to god i should pass some trials in America. I could play in fucking MLS and make bank instead of playing in fucking 9th division in France. Cause i'd whoop feet in that dogshit country, how are they so bad?
>>157385277Because all the real athletes are doing other sports.
>>157385277>Wants to play a shitty sportWhy are Europeans like this?
>>157385277I mean even Ter Stegen has had a similar goalkeeping error. It happens from time to time at all levels.
>>157385277even better than playing in MLS you could go to an american university all expenses paid
>>157380931what's white shirt's thought process here
>>157386452>here's how you get DSQ'd from penis inspection days noobz, watch this
>>157386876He was offside, so missing the shot really didn't matter.
i did eat breakfast and lunch
>>157380931Stop being retarded about this gameplay, this is like the same level as those kids from Kahala Pride if anyone knows what that is.
>>157380931>a literal assault is happening>nobody seems to care
>>157385703>all expenses paidNot for fucking soccer lmao
>>157391909there's plenty of yelling from the crowd in the audio version
>>157382883Most broadcasts show stats like that up there periodically, but it's unnecessary for it to be a constant fixture. They way they have time going backwards, and also pausing when it kicks off, are more egregious changes to the standard.>>157391909Couple in the back, hugging to cope with the ultraviolence
>>157394759In the US school level (HS and college) games have a stopped clock that counts downIdk why that's a problem for you
>>157380931>They turn like violent apes the moment they start playing footballWe should ball this sport
>>157394759>They way they have time going backwards, and also pausing when it kicks off, are more egregious changes to the standard.It's what we're used to in other sports. You guys are the weird ones for accepting a shit timekeeping system where corrupt refs can always tack on more minutes at the end to help the favored team win, in much the same way that left-wing shitholes magically "find" enough votes at 2AM in elections.
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>>157381139yeah bro every team ever should just be "City FC" or "Cit United" or "Real City" bro, that'd be so fuckin mint bro
>>157386876is that rare footage of a young Neymar Jr?
>>157380931The jeets performance is the most annoying thing here
>>157380931africa tier, NEXT!
>>157396162Maybe he got yelled at too much when he was younger, I was a member of the big soft bitch high school athlete community and I feel like this is my representation
i referee soccer including some high school soccer like this. if i was the ref in this game i would be calling the police and making sure that kid gets arrested and sent to juvenile hall
>>157381504Never should have let you pope worshippers onto this continent
>>157396521Making sure lol. Gonna plant a gun in his bag or something?They've got a video they can watch. Don't need some faux-authority dork telling them how to do their job.
>>157381139>t. plays for Young Boys
>>157396701obviously i cant make them do anything, but i would definitely stop the game to call the police and see if they want to come out and arrest the kid.
>>157385277Go for it. Maybe you end up playing for my MLS team.
>>157381139>>157384101These are high school teamsThe Rapid City Central High School Cobblers vs the Brookings High School Bobcats
>>157381649I don't think there's been a grassroots amateur club in any part of the US since the Great War.
>>157380931Because you don't play it since you're 5 at nearly every school break and sometimes after school. It's basically like a language, you have a critical window of learning and trying to become a professional writer in a second language will always be an uphill battle. >>157396521I didn't even notice that first time I saw the video, I thought it was an absurdly laughable phase of play in US "soccer" and only checked again after reading the posts.
>>157382888Bloody love watching MLS on youtube, me.
>>157396916Argie keeper
>>157396957Kraut midfielder
>>157380931You dont like it and thats fine
>>157395860For me, it's Dynamo, or Lokomotiv, or Traktor.>>157396781Young Boys or Old Boys is kino.
>>157396912>trying to become a professional writer in a second language will always be an uphill battle.Not really. Joseph Conrad(Polish guy who wrote Heart of Darkness) learned English when he was 21 years old. Literature skills in one language are transferable to another language.
>>157380931why can't we what? use your words. > americans are so fucking dumb and illiteratethe US will never, ever, be a top 10 nation in "soccer". the US bogged themselves by making it like $5k/season for a kid to play in a shitty "travel league" with shit tier coaching. why are a bunch of 5'7 spainards so good? because they all can dribble, they all can pass, and they all understand tactics and its not "oh he's big and fast at 12 years old, let's prioritize him". an American player who is not in a European academy by age 17 is behind in development. like factually, they're behind. the best you'll get are the brenden aaronson types, maybe some rich kid turns out to be decent and their parents are willing to ship them off to Germany but even then you get duds like Gio Reyna (couldn't even start for Nottingham Forest).also, its like the 5th most popular sport in the US. all the real athletes are playing football, basketball, hockey, and baseball. arguably track and field makes you more money.not having a proper league with promotion/relegation and regional lower divisions also hinders growth. and then you have "respected" morons Lalas so out of touch that call shots. > 20 million people in SoCal... outside the MLS you have 1 USL team in SoCal, an are with 4x the population of Portugali hope Pulisic does his ACL just to make the "soccer" fans here mald> i'm not american
>>157396873Establishing a culture of amateur social sports leagues would help fight the obesity epidemic. Big medical will never allow it
>>157397642>Establishing a culture of amateur social sports leagues would help fight the obesity epidemicThe most popular sport in America being one in which 99% of its fans don't play in any given year is ridiculous, and it's actually good that those fans don't play it, because the sport is so stupid and dangerous that it inflicts brain damage.
>>157397662Yeah but we’re talking about soccer. Gridiron is too dangerous, ironically it’s mostly because of the helmets, which explains a lot about American mentality desu
>>157397623The US was arguably a top ten soccer nation when they lost a semi-final at the World Cup in 1930
>>157380931It's Cobbling time
>>157380931>shotsWhat?
>>157384237If you’re 7 perhaps
>>157380931Typical yank mutt chimp out
>>157381139those are kino team names
>>157397715>only time we were good at soccer is when the entire world was in the midst of an economic depression we causedwell well well well
>>157381139https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northampton_Town_F.C.>Northampton are nicknamed the Cobblers, a reference to the town's historical shoe-making industry, and the team traditionally plays in claret and white kits. The Cobblers played at the County Ground from 1897 until 1994, when they moved to Sixfields Stadium, which has a capacity of 8,203
>>157384237>>157395860Nothing boring about the city name you're representing>>157398203Also this, nicknames exist, but using them on screen would look gay>Reds 2 - 1 Toffees
>>157398267What's wrong with Reds 2 Toffees 1?
>>157380931What was he even mad about?
>>157398843Other lad fucked his mother
>>157380931ref runs over it and does fuck all lolI've seen under 9s play at a better standard
>>157381649Pro rel is a meme and competing to not be the worst is anti American
>>157397642We have local rec leaguesIdk why they would have to be attached to anything
>>157397623Retarded newfag and phoneposter
>>157380931are sharts even trying
>>157399149You’re right, your teams compete to be the worst to get draft picks
>>157399967Draft order only really matters for the NBA
>>157380931surprised they streamed this dogshit game lol. wish they had videos like this of my PE class when i was in high school.
>ynr Elizabeth Lambert
>>157400133Imagine her doing that to your dick
>>157383491>>157383546HECKIN' SOVL AND KINORINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>157400229This but unironically
>>157382888there are like 2 americans on the field total here
>>157380931holy shit based
>Punishment has been announced following the apparent "assault" that took place at a U.S. high school soccer game in South Dakota over the weekend.>During Friday's boys soccer game between Rapid City Central and Brookings in Brookings, a physical altercation between players occurred. Play was ultimately stopped for about 10 minutes. Fans and parents on social media are demanding that "criminal charges" be brought upon one of the players.>During the skirmish, a Rapid City Central player pushed a Brookings player to the ground, kicked the Brookings player and then proceeded to punch the Brookings player five times, according to the video.>The Rapid City player has received a red card, a one-game suspension and he will have to take a sportsmanship course.It's insane to me that even in this day in age, you can still get a slap on the wrist for violently assaulting someone if you're in school or participating in a school-sponsored activity.
>>157381139>grasshoppers>Youngboys>THUNOkay bruh
>>157397715This was before the days of training academies and all of the shit that guy just mentioned thoughit was literally a bunch of fucking stevedores and plumbers out there
>>157400560>He traveled 5.5 hours in a smelly team bus to do that
>>157400560Well it helps that the other kid wasn't hurt, and that guy's punches, all 5 of them, seemed to land on his shoulder more or less kek
>>157400560He should get at minimum a one year ban, I’d be ok with a lifetime ban although it might be harsh but giving him at least 12 months out of the game should ensure he either gives up playing or repents from his current course
>>157400560Looks like his presence as the enforcer was sorely missed during his ban
>>157380931I mean considering the forms(body positions) on every single one of those passes especialy at those ages, you can start there. You would see better passes in under 9, maybe even lower, in most footballing countries at every random club in the countryside
>>157400628The black kid passes too early, he had time and space and it wasn’t a good pass either
>>157400597>lifetime banIt's high school soccer lmao
>>157400628High school soccer here isn't going to be full of kids going pro lmao
>>157381139Idk if we are much better, but a few years ago we had a local tournaments that featured the following teams:> Periférico (Peripheral, usually used to describe poor to mid areas around city centers)> Amarelinho (little yellow)> Estrela Alvi-rubra (Red and white Star) > Marvel (ugly ass kit with captain america front and hulk's back and some gay ass nerd shit on the arms and shorts)> Gangue do Amor (Love gang. Pink kit, red hearts all over the kit, wives names instead of players)> Canhotas (literally means lefty handed/footed, but most of the team was composed of leftists and weedfags)This team was banned because the captain supposedly stole money from the organizers and the rest of the team sided with him> Atlético Bolsopetista (Bolso+petista, bolso = Bolsonaro (Trump-lite) + Petista = PT voter, Lula's party)I'm forgetting the other 5 but they had more generic names
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This looks like a scene from a womens football match, after AI put mens players skins on all of 'em.
>>157400383This but umironically being Reddit.
>>157401076This, so much this, but Ironically ofc
>>157401056This is high school soccer from South Dakota so it's probably their level
>>157381139OH MY FAUCI WHY DON’T YOU NAME YOUR TEAMS SPORTING CP OR YOUNG BOYS LIKE US BASED EUROPOIDS?!?!
>>157385277Cause no one cares about that semen slurping sport.
>>157385703Soccer probably gives partial scholarships unless you're a chick
>>157380931embarrassing how little of a damn the side coach guy gave after the shove>but muh bodily harmthey're fucking children
>>157380931>instead of kicking his legs he goes for a tackleThat's why
>>157400560It's called being based
>>157380931That looks like rural east Texas but when I was in 1st grade way younger than these guys. But they are in a tiny state so that's why they are so far behindThe "Bobcats vs. Cobblers" match refers to a viral high school boys soccer game between the Brookings Bobcats and the Rapid City Central Cobblers in South Dakota on August 14, 2026. The game drew national attention and police scrutiny after a violent on-field physical altercation.
>>157381139Bobcat is literally our native cat
>>157381139The Rapid City Central High School "Cobblers" team name honors legendary multi-sport coach Euclid N. "Euc" Cobb, who began coaching all athletic teams at the school in the 1920s. Originally called the Tigers, the school's mascot transitioned to the Cobblers—represented by "Karl the Cobbler"—to celebrate Coach Cobb's massive impact and nearly 40-year legacy at the school.The Nickname Change: Shifted away from "Tigers" in the mid-1920s to honor Coach Cobb, appearing officially in yearbooks by 1925.The Mascot: The cartoon "Cobbler Guy" caricature was modeled directly after Coach Cobb himself.
>>157381139All team names must be like the Premier League TigersLionsBlack CatsEaglesBeesSeagullsBluesBlues (again)Blues (yet again)The WhitesThe LilywhitesThe Sky BluesThe RedsThe Red (again)CherriesRed DevilsToffeesCottagersGunnersMagpies
>>157402578Plymouth Argyle and Boston United are both nicknamed The Pilgrims, which is a cool name
>>157400669A 14yo was lifetime banned from rugby for trying to fight the ref. In the OP the problem isn’t so much the shoulder charge and knocking him to ground it’s that he then kicked him and then did some shit he seen on mma with the mounting and punching. He’s obviously a psycho and will do it again, probably starts fires and doesn’t like cats too
>>157402578They have other nicknames too, some are shortened forms of the club names and others are reclaimed pejoratives and suchlike
>>157402866What the hell do you mean banned by rugby?He goes to the park and joins a game does he gets arrested?
>>157402981Idiot
>>157402994This game wasn't abiding by fifa rules or anythingOnly the rules from the south Dakota High School Athletic AssociationI'm not sure who will is supposed to give a lifetime ban
this lad gets it - comes from halfway across the pitch, straight in there
>>157385277You probably could tbqfh, go for it>yfw you play jazz in the country bar and show the amerisharts how to really play fütbol
>>157381633as in they get relegated to lower and lower leagues - right?
>>157387098VAR said he was onside tho
>>157407957Do your youth teams do relegation?
>>157381139Cobblers is a good name, Bobcats is satisfactory. Both are better than any major league name outside of MLB.
>>157380931HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157386876darwin nunez jr.
>>157380931>0:22mexican chimes in.
>>157397662The average person plays touch football, which has no contact
>>157395860yeah that's what amerisharts do
>>157380931load of old cobblers to me
>>157410521poland talks a lot of shit while also begging daddy america to come beat up his russian bully
>>157395860In the 1850s and 60s American sports teams (mostly baseball teams) actually did have European style names like Atlantic Base Ball Club, Mutual Base Ball Club, and Athletic Base Ball Club of PhiladelphiaWhen the NABBP was formed, newspapers started to refer to teams on [city name] [moniker]So the Atlantic Base Ball Club became the Brooklyn Atlantics, Mutual became the New York Mutuals, and the Athletic became the Philadelphia AthleticsBasically where the American nomenclature came fromI guess it's not an issue in Europe when nearly every team is in London or Madrid or whatever
