Sunday (16/08)>BrasilNOW! | Atlético Mineiro 3 x 0 GrêmioNOW! | Vasco da Gama 0 x 1 Santos18:30 | Mirassol x Flamengo18:30 | Vitória x Botafogo19:30 | Corinthians x Cruzeiro>Argentina18:00 | River Plate x Argentinos Juniors20:15 | Barracas Central x Rosario Central20:15 | Central Córdoba x Instituto De Córdoba>Uruguay18:30 | Peñarol x Central EspañolMonday (17/08)>Brasil20:00 | Internacional x Remo>Argentina14:45 | Estudiantes de Río Cuarto x Atlético Tucumán17:00 | CA Lanús x CA Independiente19:15 | Vélez Sarsfield x Defensa y Justicia21:30 | Gimnasia y Esgrima Mendoza x CA TalleresTuesday (18/08)>Libertadores19:00 | Independiente Rivadavia x Fluminense21:30 | Deportes Tolima x Independiente del Valle21:30 | Universidad Católica x Estudiantes de La Plata>Sudakino19:00 | Recoleta FC x Boca Juniors21:30 | São Paulo x Bolívar>Copa argentina17:00 | Deportivo Riestra x Gimnasia y Esgrima21:15 | Banfield x Ferrocarril MidlandUTC-3previous: >>157354564
Vasco borrowed R$100mi from Crefisa to sign cracks argentinos and lose to Santos at home
>>157384857>a pedo editiona new low for /copalib/
AMAZING thread, have a great life my friend.
>tranime threadUnalive yourself, my friend
Kevin Castano is estrating today btw
>>157384857Good edition
Congratulations to Ferro Carril da Gama for the pentarebaixamento
Está na hora dos negros desse fio começarem a respeitar o GabigolÉ bizarro ler certas atrocidades sobre o jogador mais decisivo da última década no futebol brasileiro
como esse cara é chato!
pedo thread
vascobros...
>vasco
what are the implications of vaskek descendating?
>Basco
>>157385000Business as usual
What next for Vasco?
>>157385000just another black spot in their history
la tabla
>>157385044makes sense for a club intimately connected with Black history
Vasco spends amd continues to be shit. Stop buy8ng foreigns, there a reason why brazilians are dominating copalib
fuck a.nalque hilo tan horrible
>>157384857Great thread
>overspending on refuerzos>still gets relegatedThey're getting liquidated
>>157385055ACABA
O SOFRIMENTO NÃO PAAAAAARAAA
Maybe vasco is just cursed. Expensive amd still shit
>>157385148>sosa>cogido>andrés gomez>spinelliI can't believe they're shit. It must be some kind of curse.
Goianiense wins agaisnt tradicional teams from outside brazil, buys players from outside br thinking they are good
Why did Vasco fans leave halfway through the second half? Is there some big festival in Rio tonight?
>>157385187
A DIRETORIA TÁ MALUCA
name of the satanic curse that's on Vasco for a century?
At least they made fun of Neymar
Tim Payne will play from the start today.
>Chapecoense 3 - 3 Bahia>Atlético MG 3 - 0 Grêmio>Vasco 0 - 3 SantosWhy did this number repeated so much today? what does this mean?
>>157385306Eurico made a deal with the devil in 1997. Four years of glory in exchange for an eternity of suffering.
>>157385327torcida de puta e viado e modinha
>"wait who's even playing right now">vasco - santos>"i wonder how vasco is doing?">0-3infelizmente pro bacalhau ganhar do fluminense não é título nem tira do rebaixamentohexa série B em 2027
>>15738538410 years ago
O Vasco é uma merdaO Vasco só foi “bom” na época do semi amador, depois foram lampejos e pressão da mídia por ser um time da massa preta, homossexual e periférica
Congratulations to Gama for getting promotion to série C! The capital of the country finally has again a representative in the first three divisionsSão José will play the repescagem
>>157385511Do we already know who they'll play the repescagem against?
>>157385511>Congratulations to Vasco da Gama for getting promotion to série C!Fix'd for you
Whatever you do, don't look at Vasco's next fixtures.
>>157385579Assuming ABC goes through which seems very likely, they'll face the loser of the ASA x Goiatuba match
>>157385662quantos pontos o vasco consegue aqui?
>>157385749Eu acho que não consegue.
>>157385749This makes it looks easy, there are 3 more games in between thoseOlímpia and 2x Vitória lol
>>157385749they're beating Cruzeiro 100%
ayo there's a mubi app on my tvKINO TIME
>>157385749Perde para o coritiba e gremio, mas vai fazer o fluminense e palmeiras de puta
Mas sério, pq a mídia força a grandeza do vasco? O movimento antirrascista ganhou força quando ficou claro que o Flamengo era COLOSSAL perto deles então tiveram que sair do campo da objetividade(Sim, vaskeks acreditavam estar no mesmo patamar de um time com o dobro de títulos relevantes)O Vasco só foi bom quando tinha aporte do Bank of America, a parceria acabou em 2001, ano do fatídico 5-4 no Parque Antártica, depois disso o Vasco MORREUNão existe grandeza intrínseca ao Vasco da Gama mas você consegue PROVAR a MEDIOCRIDADE
>>157385779Kekkkkk
EXCL: São Paulo have approached Jamie Vardy to join the club as free agent!Surprise move by the Brazilian side to tempt Leicester City legend.
>>157385835Puta
I hate to be the one do say it, but we can't ignore the elephant in the room. It's time we held a playoff between Vasco and Athletico over the 12th grande spot.
>>157385840That would be funny, hope it happens
>>157385888>>157385888checked and true
>saves riber
O VASCO É UMA MERDA
>>157385888Remember we talking about this, than aflatico went to la B
>>157385914once i was heading to the cancha and some guy in a car drove next to me and told >te dou uma mamada gostosai told him to fuck off and he took off but since then i started hating men and with earrings specially when it's in both ears
>>157385835estourada por um basqueteiro
>>157385956They got relegated and now are in 3rd in the league. Vasco get relegated and then the best they can hope for is to not get relegated again immediately after.
>>157385977vdd
Vitoria
>carrascal
>>157385914he only just got there and he already looks like he has AIDS. what river does to a mfer.
>>157386078what about his goal?
>>157386061>botafogo
>>157384857Your Chubby Skins Feels So Good Auntie - Auntie Is The Perfect Wanking Tool
>>157386099Your welcome
Carrascal? More like CarrasCRACK am I right guys ?
Fogãobros...
*more like Gangnam Style
>riber is winning?>activate eet
>>157386138>>157386135>>157386127neymar masterclass today
>fire
ATTENTION PENALTIES ALERT BETWEEN ASA AND GOIATUBAWINNER GETS PROMOTED TO SERIE C AND GOES THROUGH TO SERIE D SEMIFINALS https://www.youtube.com/live/DyeknG9nSIg
ATTENTIONANOTHER CORONATION OF GLORYeta lokuraaaaaaaaa
>>157386193cuantas copas de futsal tienes?
>>157386171Thanks
>>157386205sub-17, you forgot the sub-17
>>157386127CarrasKYS
I dont like carrascal
>>157385801kek
>>157386171Fans and players were more passionate than Série A shitters
>>157386194kkkkkkkkkk
And ASA is through after scoring a panenka as the final penalty!!!Congrats to ASA for returning to série C!Now Goiatuba will most likely face São José-RS in the repescagem for one of the two final places in série C!
ABC is also promoted after beating Nacional home and away! Congratulations!!! The state of RN will once again have a representative in série C!If my calculations are correct, Nacional will face CSA for the last place in série C.
Repórter: "O que foi que a torcida do Vasco falou para você (ao final da partida)".Gabigol: “Eles me chamaram de ‘mulambo’. Mas eu sou, não tem problema nenhum. Feliz pela vitória do Santos. Querendo ou não, é um flamenguista ganhando aqui, (em São Januário).”
C
>flavio bolsonaro in são januario>3x0 santosexpected
Carrascal is deitating and rolating on Mirassol
>>157386358gabigol is based in my books idc
>>157386360Congrats for the promotion ABCbro
Time tomou um banho do Santos e a torcida tomou um banho da Jovem, mas a culpa é do Bolsonaro
>>157386411!!!!!!! Finally, serie D is cursed as fuck
é claro que o vagabundo do neymar foi chupar o saco do tariflávio
é claro que o craque do neymar foi cumprimentar o flávio
>>157386360Congrats anon
>>157386453;)
its fun seeing bolsonaro x mbl fighting
Daqui a 2 anos o Vasco tá perdendo pro Gama os vascaínos vão pra internet reclamar que a pesquisa do IBGE tá fraudando o tamanho da torcida deles pra baixo
>>157386481
Flamengo is HUGE
turkey is huger
Mirassol is dead
bullying small local teams isn't funny, Flamengo should stop.
PENAL PARA RIVAR
ROBE RIBER ROBE
>>157386704Every few months Flamengo rape a small club to calm the fans down when the team is being questioned
>>1573866574 more years of LVLA, stay seething
Flavio no missão
>>157386704*santos should stop
>>157386757Vasco deserve it
>>157386742based
Nobody is talking about Corinthians and Cruzeiro
GANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>157386814Who
>tomorrow is holiday here>literally no argenchinians talking about riber besides meIt's argenchinover
Lo de River es extraordinario
remember to report /int/ourists shitting the thread
Pelluge
Congratulations to Flamengo for beating a team of humble corn farmers. I hope you feel better after this.
Mengazzo btw
Ficou?
Mirassol remontada incoming
>marmirinthians
Vasco
:(
>>157386824they are all out there celebrating and having funyou got stuck here with the greenflags
>>157386954Kekkkkkkk
remember to welcome /int/elligent people enriching the thread
NO VA A QUEDAR UNA GALLINA VIVA
>>157386954>meu seguidores do TikTok vai gostar dess-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>>157386954based anti-tropa do urso
this is not looking too good palmeiras sisters
>>157386742
>>157386954VGH BASED
>>157386954>>157386983kek
>>157386954KEK
>>157386954
patrolled??
>>157387000This kind of memes based on picrelated are used exclusively to defend the CIA's interests in South America. It's always kosher right wing chudlets posting this to make fun of anyone who doesn't love the anglosaxon-israeli empire and its influence.
It's Holy American Empire, chud
>>157387105many such cases
>>157387105obviously
>>157387118It's not holy, or american or an empire, chud
RIVER WON
>>157387153fala do coudet agora fala
>>157386954LMAOLucky retard, that could have easily ended in the woman dying.
>>157387159nah xP
Comunicado:Ganó el flu
hmmm san pablobros??
embrace traditionmarry your cousinpursuit happinessachieve greatness
After 76 years, Argenchina is finally getting a brasilero coach againHe even has a funny name, Jadson
isabel vai dormir feliz hoje
they all have funny names
>>157387200Please keep in mind during the next few months that, no refunds
embrace traditionmarry your niecepursuit happinessachieve greatness
>>157387197Fake news
Sao Paulo perdeu 9 pontos graças ao judeu mineiro caipira do Rafael
>>157387200>brazilian nationalized uruguayan
>>157387197she looked manlier as a teen than he did
>>157387219and worse of all>vasco
Betas only here
Chile won
>>157384857good thread
what's up with these unfunny chud meme pics, is this thread filled with /int/ tourists now
she can save vasco
we own you blud
>>157387251it's the guy that posts anything it shows on his facebook feed, he's been doing this for a while
LOS VAMOS A MATARLOS VAMOS A MATAR
>>157387257she's very skinny
>3 points dif from flamemeit's over, we are so fucking shit. another year spending a shit ton of money to nothing. the worst part is that even if Cerro commit the crime miércoles, Abel Lixeira still won't get fired
>VascoKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>157387287
>>157387293im going to fucking kms
>>157387284that's the bodytype of the greatest women in history
such a drama queen
>>157387293he has a weird glaze, similar to an animal
Vitória missed a bucetaralho of opportunities to score more. It should've been at least 3-0, but i'm glad we won.And they robbed Mini-Messi's goal of peixinho.This (((offside technology))) is very suspect desu.
>>157387328Who can stop Vitória in the Barradão?
>>157387315that's the bodytype of a 12 year old boy you gay pedo (pleonasm)
>>157387315I'm willing to arrange a fight between you and tropa do urso. I'll cover travel and hospitality costs if needed.
>>157387341He and his peers.
>>157387287ahead**Flamengo is one match behind
>>157387381Flamengo already won the next match
was crossing Oscar Freire today and saw a mauricinho walking with his girlfriend wearing a black shirt written "viva la libertad carajo! - Javier milei"
>>157387412ggs it was me
>>157387412you at least commented this with your girlfriend so you could laugh at him together, right?
>>157387412he has a girlfriend, why don't you?
"viva la libertad carajo" shirt, jew or goy?
>>157387412CIA and mossad won
Flamengo retirement home is HUGE
it only takes a few shitfaced turbofaggots to make antisemitism gay and retarded
I was an antisemite before it was cool
>>157387708You better not stop now.
>>157387287Trust him
>>157387535it's a famously jewish neighborhood
perhaps you were never an antisemite but just a chuddy contrarian
perhaps you are a rape victim
>>157387928Oscar Freire is not even a neighborhood
I think Cuguloso will take a trophy to BH at the end of the year
>>157387972to Bruho Henrique?
perhaps the true antisemitism was the jews we hated along the way
Começou a bobageira
>>157387971it's IN a famously jewish neighborhood (Cerqueira Cesar) is what i obviously meant
>>157388072tag yourself, I'm the old bald guy with glasses
Vitoria won
Vitoria has more points than San Pablo btw
>>157388126Plenty of teams do.
>>157388072Kkkkkk these faggots are going to sleep with cabeça quente while Thiago Mendes will fuck a loira peituda before sleep
she got gold for us in the latest judo grand prix. please say something nice about her.
https://x.com/eduarda_meninoo/status/2089120399934013633
>>157388189good job rafaela, we are very proud
>>157388088W
>>157388209isso é um menino
>>157388261good man
Just saw a Vitória player almost broke Danilo's leg and got away with it.
Guys, would you like it if we came back?
>>157388599you VVILL come back once Holy American Emperor DQNALD TRVMP unifies CONCACAF and Libertadores
>>157388599The upside is that there'd be less spots for >us. As much as I like to see my club win, it gets a bit tiresome when half the teams in the later stages are all from Brazil.But I don't think I want flights to Monterrey, Tijuana and CDMX added to our calendar either. Sorry, mate. Nothing personal, but I think we should stay away from each other.
>>157388599for the memes yes but you'd lower the level of the competition, and I'm not trying to be mean
I'm not trying to be beans either, brazil would be hell otherwise
>>157385835Reminder
>>157388654I really don't feel like LigaMX would be worse than the worst teams in Copa Libertadores. Not even MLS teams.
>>157388959they wouldn'tin fact, ligaMX and MLS teams would wipe the floor with every non-brazilian club right nowbut my fellows are not ready to have this conversation
>>157389173MLS is shit. They're really bad. LigaMX clubs would be competitive but "wipe the floor" is an overstatement.
Thiago who? He should earn to respect the goats
>>157385362>Also marks the 33rd year since Brazil was 3 time world championO hexa status?
>>157389518A certain club is well on its way to a certain hexa.
>>157387257Ela
é brabo falar do beleza sem peidar
o que peida ultimo cheira dois vezes
>>157387287If Abel is eliminated he will make a emotional speech saying he lost time with his family in order to be with Palmeiras, that before him Palmeiras was nothing, etc.
>monkey talking about vasco>monkey talking about vitóriablack, please, nobody cares about a slave’s opinion.Know your place.
wow
>>157389173Brutal
>>157389406This but unironically. What's the lore on this shit
>>157390834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTo9YzEpLKs
>>157390921What a rancorous bitch, you really can get the monkey out of the jungle but not the brazilian out of the monkey.
>>157384857I will now watch your sport
>>157391410Don’t you have coworker zapzap groups to send this?
>>157389406I was siding with Neymar until I learned what Neymar did to him, he can fuck off
>>157384857Wholesome and hilarious edition
>>157388780>the normiefag meme spammer is a Amazonoid KekCan’t imagine some nigga from Amazonas posting here while eating açaí com farinha and taperebá
>>157388780passava a rola nessa safada
>>157391597they will think im a weirdo, but my copalib bros will enjoy it, i know it.
>>157391612>taperebáno one here knows what this is.....only a......wait a minute.....
>>157391717basedI enjoy it
i blame corinthians
>>157384857In this picture Chile is the ugly bastard btw
>>157391717cringei didn't enjoy it
>>157391717Turn it into a figurinha and send in a random moment
>>157391612>normiefagthis is /copalib/ not /bra/we are all normiefags here
>>157387200Hes a legit dinoguayan and murderball master. Born a few blocks from the border.
maintenance over
it's just beans bro, you know what to do
>>157392119/bra/ is normalfag central thoughbeit
brazilians aren't normal
Hulk's shin pads
>>157392261I looked there once and there was a guy typing like he was a 10 year old girl
>>157391750Thanks>>157392030I will try again>>157392096(° °)
Maiores carrascos de cada equipe da Série A nos pontos corridos (desde 2003) Atlético-MG: Diego Souza – 13 gols Athletico-PR: Alecsandro – 9 gols Bahia: Gabigol – 8 gols Botafogo: Paulo Baier – 13 gols Bragantino: Eduardo, Savarino, Pedro e Vegetti – 4 gols cada Chapecoense: Diego, Paolo Guerrero e Everton Cebolinha – 5 gols cada Corinthians: Fred – 10 gols Coritiba: Roger Silva – 8 gols Cruzeiro: Rafael Moura – 11 gols Flamengo: Fred – 9 gols Fluminense: André – 10 gols Grêmio: Raphael Veiga, Dagoberto e Fred – 8 gols cada Internacional: Fred – 8 gols Mirassol: Gabigol – 3 gols Palmeiras: Arrascaeta e Fred – 8 gols cada Remo: Isidro Pitta, Kevin Viveros e Yuri Alberto – 2 gols cada Santos: Gabigol – 8 gols São Paulo: Yuri Alberto e Cano – 7 gols cada Vasco: Gabigol – 8 gols Vitória: Fred – 8 gols
Let's see Paqueta's shin pads.
>>157392943half of yuri alberto's goals against são paulo were on this fateful day
just put the beans on the rice bro
>>157392943apologize
>>157392961
>>157392630Oh, that’s just salmão, ignore xer
It's weird how chilean players have been so good for us in the recent years.
>lanushh chimp outlike pottery
I remember when they were good....
>>157393251The best Lanús is yet to come
Miss this little wigga like you wouldn’t believe
Does anyone have the Cyber Alfaro pic?
>>157393344I hate alfaro so no
>>157393305Don't let the sea swallow you up.mp3
>>157393344just fucking save it on your computer so you can use anytime you want
I hate Carbonero so mucho
>>157393486Calma, amigo. O jogo nem começou ainda, calma.
VELEZCHADS
>remo
>>157384857>A cunny edition A new peak for /copalib/
CHADson Vieira won his first match at Independiente
>>157393511CALA A BOCA FIA DA PUTA!
>>157393570
>>157393588Calma, cara. O Inter vai ganhar, não precisa ficar nervoso.
>>157393662diabo!
>>157393662anulo mufa
>>157393580Not yet, the reserves coach was on the bench.
https://x.com/TNTSportsAR/status/2089472426455236801Why are Lanushh players like this?
Fala do Carbonero. Fala dele.
Defensa y justicia bros....
Remember when Lanzini was bad because reasons?
>>157393454I'm posting from my Samsung fridge.
>velez
>>157393832bullshit, we all know you can put family photos there
What? THAT Kelly Key?
>>157394002Yeah she lives in Angola now
i got banned for the stupidest reason
>>157394002She’s the only brasileira international certified to tirar leite de macho yes
vasco is in deep crisis for about 15 years and youre telling me that portuguese pirate can save them!?
Gabriel bill will score 2 gols
>>157394101You're off by ten years
Vegetti could have saved vasco
TU TENS O NOME DE UM HERÓICO PORTUGUES
everyone clowns on Santos but they're currently the best paulista clubeye-opening.
>>157394002>hunting for pibes in africait's fine because it's galo, a team that doesn't reveal anyoneif i saw my team doing this i'd get a bit rattled
If Vasco was so concerned about social topics it’d pay homage to the natives as wellShould be Clube de Regatas Vasco da Gama e Povos Originários do Brasil
why cant we solve our problems ourselves? we have to beg on our knees for the superior tuga coaches.
>>157394136every team is doing that tho, some are just ahead of others
>whatsapp scammers are sending audios with AI voices now.grandmas are screwed!
>>157394134>UCV>Remo>Macará
>>157394136I think all of the major academies in Brazil have token African nowadays. They're always joias worth 500 million euros but you never hear of them because they flop.https://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/sao-paulo/noticia/2024/07/27/so-ficou-um-por-onde-anda-o-quarteto-de-jogadores-africanos-da-base-do-sao-paulo.ghtmlhttps://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/fluminense/noticia/2026/06/11/ramada-no-rio-de-janeiro-e-adaptacao-a-xerem-conheca-a-promessa-sul-africana-do-fluminense.ghtmlhttps://ge.globo.com/sp/santos-e-regiao/futebol/times/santos/noticia/2024/09/05/yusupha-njie-nao-e-o-primeiro-santos-ja-teve-outros-tres-africanos-dois-deles-indicados-por-pele.ghtmlhttps://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/palmeiras/noticia/2026/03/05/quem-e-o-marfinense-de-193m-que-encantou-a-base-do-palmeiras-e-tem-multa-superior-a-meio-bilhao.ghtml
>>157394172they don't get to choose their opponents, they're winning, that's what matters
>>157393940I'm not related to Alfaro though.
velezbros..........
>>157394183how can you be so sure? Have you ever taken a DNA test?
IMAGINE
>>157394134why are mineiros doing so well?
>>157394206Cruzeiro were always good. My guy Tite just wasn't doing a good job with them.
>>157394206come quieto mentalitytrain while they're watching the world cup
>>157394184Como puede un equipo putear así
>>157394201Back when I was in the fatherland my brother got involved with an English "banana" exporter that looked like a fat Vardy. He was in to Phil Collins.Anyways, the jersey suits him.
A man without wife and kids will always be seen as kid by his peers Reproduce. Now.
Quem é esse MERDA
Something is happening in el Fortín
Chimp out in Velez vs Defensa
>>157394308Cremonese kkkkkkk caralho
theres something in the air...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGh0C-9o2Q
VERY HEATED FINALIT ROTTED AFTER THE DRAW IN THE AMALFITANI
aw maaaaaaaaan don't gift yourself like that
Someone should make an app that alerts every time there is a chimp out in a match and redirects you to itYou could call it Chimpapp
>>157394245sai chato
>>157394399That could easily be done with RSS
>>157394195They are forbidden in France.
>>157394425Do it then
>>157394503It would still depend on human input, I'm not the man for the job.
do you have that cyberalfaro pic?
>>157394308 Sanabria é outro jogador que tem uma das convocações mais contestáveis da Copa.E VAI COMEÇAR DE TITULAR AGORA.O cara é CENTROAVANTE e tem só 30 anos, e na temporada, soma:▪25 jogos▪1 gol ▪1 assistência▪Rebaixado no campeonato italiano Mas... O fato dele estar na Seleção há quase 15 anos praticamente levou ele para a Copa, e até que foi decisivo nas eliminatórias. Mas... Tem apenas sete gols em 13 anos de Seleção.
>>157394560It’s fucking Paraguay., zoomers think every player will be haaland or have a huge season in EuropeIt’s a tiny piss poor fucking country and playing in Europe obviously gives you an advantage
>>157394585Paraguai bros....
>>157394585Arce is better
Apesar de Remo e Inter serem dois times PODRES uma coisa é certa: o jogo é incrivelmente DINÂMICOSamir Xaud pode ter lançado o plano de SALVAÇÃO do futebol brasileiro com suas mudanças e isso é fantástico
For me it's Montiel (paraguayan midfielder)
>>157394446are you in france or born there? are you higuaín now?
save the cheerleader svae the wolrd
I have actually wounded my dick from fappingfuck
>>157394668How does this affect Bokita?
>>157394668You are like a little baby, my dick has a permanent bend to the left because I masturbate too much too often and for too long.
>>157394668stop touching your dickdont touch that dick
they have big asses bc they need to store the bean gas
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157394706And who's gonna touch it then? You?
e o seu pai que votou no renan santos kkkkkkkkkk
GOLAZO porra.
>leaves half of the net open>puts 2 guys on the wall anywaywhat is this filho da puta fucking problem?
>>157394741him.
>>157394879nice
>>157394879caralho...
gem
>>157394923era?
>>157394879but the ball goes over the wall. NOt his fault.
>>157394923Penalaco
>>157394879É um escárnio com o torcedor.
>>157394923ERA
>>157394923Is that Sampaoli?!
what the fuck roque santa cruz is still playing at 45
vc cala bouca ou fala beleza? peida aí
nao fala com o motorista, nao peida na cueca e nao bate de trivela
>binter
>>157394694>LeftBased mano cambiada enjoyerI done dunit for so much that my dominant hand started feeling boring ages ago. Can only do it mano cambiada now since like age 16
>>157395189Yeah, but my dominant hand feels like another nigga is doing the work, and sometimes that's a good thing.
this is the guy that lies that brazilians eat beans btw
>GAYeres>Sampalobbykkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157395238i eat beans frequently
>>157395289kys
Conselho de Orientação (CORI) do Corinthians acaba de APROVAR a renovação de contrato com Memphis Depay até o fim de 2028.A decisão agora está nas mãos de Osmar Stábile, presidente do clube.
Eating beans (feijão) is surprisingly effective for staying healthy in Brazil's hot, humid weather:>Electrolyte & Fluid Replacement: Sweating in intense heat drains key minerals. Beans are naturally rich in potassium, magnesium, and iron, which help maintain fluid balance, prevent muscle cramps, and replenish electrolyte loss. >Sustained Energy Without Sluggishness: High heat slows metabolism, making heavy, simple-carbohydrate meals feel exhausting. Beans offer complex carbohydrates and high fiber, digesting slowly to deliver steady, sustained energy without blood sugar spikes or lethargy. >Hydrating Warm Broth: Consuming warm bean broth (caldo de feijão) stimulates light sweating, which naturally cools internal body temperature down through evaporation—a mechanism similar to drinking warm tea in desert climates.>Nutrient-Dense & Low Fat: Tropical heat increases the body's cardiovascular workload. Beans provide essential plant-based protein while staying extremely low in saturated fat, supporting heart health and efficient circulation under thermal stress.
valeu chatão
tu é chato pra caralho PORRA
o inter nunca decepciona
they take our beans to feed us their poison and sell us the cure
>>157394879Cunha masterclass
Bro is eating beans on main again :skull: :skull: :skull:
>if only you knew how bad things really
cease the bean talk.
Today I had the opportunity to taste the Dibu burger and I was disappointed to see it is now the albirroja burger.They had sonic toys which is really cool but I was with a family member and I am not confident enough to get the kids meal in front of them.
trikas twister above
>>157395702>are you sure you don't want the sonic burger, sweetie? it comes with the toys you like>n-no.. i'm a grown man now... the paraguay burger will be fine.. i like football
>>157395702jo quiero un hamburger pero sin mostaza gracia
How TF is this neckless dude still playing more than 15 games a year at any sort of professional league? he's almost 40.
>>157395846he's unironically better than he was before exploding his knees at 39i like his commitment
>>157395847literally every club president is bolsonarista except for bahias (homossexual) and inter (petista safado)
>>157395940Leila is for augusto cury
>>157395846dont look up roque santa cruz
This is the worst edition of brasileirão since 2018
Samir Xaud SAVED brasileirão The games are vibrant, dynamic and a good representation of brazilian cultureThis might go down as one of the most important acts of Brazilian Football
>>157395847what the fuck is this retarded nigger talking about, the shirt is not even yellowTHIS is a yellow shirt
oh my god I love swallowing veiny cocks
>it's a chuds get exposed and start sperging4 more years of LVLA4 more years of podrinho sinking vaskek
If Flávio wins Vasco will be hard carried by refs and I simply cannot allow this to happen
hmmm, rumbustious hairy balls
>>157394371Vaccari and the twins were arguing the whole match.
Sentiu
my gaping prolapsing asshole?
>>157395004The best thing about Gayeres downfall is that they're taking that fraud of Sampaoli with them, similarly to Central Cordoba being in the absolute shitter right now.
oh my god... I think my clitty is leaky again
Milei desencerró la nueva bandera argenchina en evento oficial
https://x.com/TNTSportsAR/status/2089506865642189118Chimpout holiday.
wake up babe, new mental illness just dropped
>>157396291>santa catarina>ancap>>>nacionalista
beans out
>>157396291>nationplay>sportplaydo i even wanna ask?
>>157396627I mean looking at the image that's likely how she deals with gambling debts.
HOY JUEGA 'UOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ASMR Your Cousin Caught You Stealing Her Beans (again)
So many wild shit happens in the bible every 5 sentences
>>157396835why are you reading the bible bro
>>157396843Cause wild shit happens every 5 sentences
Wilder shit happens in your city but you are too busy watching your team struggle against a team with half the budget and always on the brink of relegation.
>>157396332What's Alaska's number? Think I'm gonna send her some dick pics.
banheirou e gozou
there is love
ynr gaspi
>>157396892Joshua and Judges are basically one genocide after another for every half page or so, nothing have changed since
>>157398350They went from Baal follower killers to being the Baal followers, time to genocide again.
>>157398319too soon
>>157396291mbl
una vela sinson
voce e um viado
>>157398431Never post that ghoul again.
E em 2022, que o Palmeiras queria comprar o Pedro, o Flamengo abriu negociação pedindo PATRICK DE PAULA E GABRIEL MENINO, e o Palmeiras recusou.
>>157398666And what should I do with the folder with memes about him?
>>157398625that's sick
That maintenance stopped me fromPosting the best joke ever
>>157398431Talking about messi in Argentina is a bad as not putting beans in your milanesa, blasphemy
>>157398943Talking shit about Messi was the national sport in Argentina before they won the WC. No prophet in his own land, et cetera
>>157396125The inventors of gnubu ball
dont every post my mashimaros in your poverty manlet sport ever gain
SAObros how are we coping today
Los guerrerosLos monosLos pimpis
>>1573990542-0 and dorival cums on the face of the defetead bolivianos
>>157399086>são paulo>winningwe don't do that
One thing I noticed is that san pablo is always a bit too far from relegation, they're always 13th or higher instead of 16th and 17th like vasco, santos, gremio and interThey're not that hopeless
>actually we are not THAT stinkynew bean cope just dropped
>>157399159That's because brazilian football is at the worse state in years. Even a team like são paulo that hasnt won a match since april is not among the worse teams
Does anyone have that Argentinian that always ask if anyone have that cyber Alfaro pic?
>>157399086>2-0>dorival
just learned how to tie my shoes ama
out of left field prediction: CAS wins boludao this clausura
>>157399222He’s probably waking up, he’s a well-known kuka planero
>>157399317what plane does he fly?
>>157399319Ones made outside brazil.
>>157399159the table provides a false sense of security, we're only 4 points away from the Z-4 and the worst campaign second to Chape in the last 5 rounds
>>157399319He flights on unemployment, vulnerability, mental disability and overweight checks
>>157399338I mean through the years, except that one where you were saved from Dorival you never sink too low
I got the highest rating in this new income classification system. I’m officially not a poorfag according to petro’s metrics. For you to be rich in this cunt, you just need not to be unemployed.
O novo capitão do Barcelona, tá? FALA DELE
>>1573993522021 was worse than 2017, we were saved by Ceni
>>1573993384 points is a lot for the teams fighting down there because they rarely win. I think the cutoff to avoid relegation will be 40 points.
>>157399423a little more according to Crespo, he was fired for this btw :^)
the former president of Club Libertad trafficated ciggarettes into brasil
once San Pablito goes to la B, my team will buy all of their players in one clean swoop, condenating them to at least 4 years in la B
>>157399463Idk manBrasileirão série B and Argentinão are about the same level
>>157399483Get back to work Dorival
>>157399483The Brasileirão Série B is much tougher. The Paulistão is harder than the Argentinão too. Just look at players coming from Série B performing well in Série A, versus Argentines playing like shit. Yeah there’s a longer adaptation period since they’re playing in a different country, but even after settling in, the players usually just aren't good.
*throws rocks at your general location*
brazilians call rocks "feijao duro"
MEMES THE PIE IS BACK
>>157399453very paraguaian behaviour, unsurprising
in brazil it's only legal to smoke beans
>>157399619can we just skip the matches and give it to him already?
copalib says: Always pay your taxes and customs!
copalib pays and brazil obeys
>>157399837Least lazy brazuca be like>ayo finna gimme dat trophy cu cuh
>>157399453based cigarreiros
>>157399935>>157399865Repent, copalib
>>157399865Make me
>>157399453Libertad is also the club that gave us Nicolas Leoz. Clearly an establishment club.
>>157400212Sup bro
>Depay renew>I am stuck with this commie homoglobo teamFUCK MY LIFE
fala do establishmenchi ai
>>157400212>>157400249hi guys
>>157400266Hi, are you the tricka schizo?
>>157400270no
so in the end corinthians will pay even less than previously agreedmasterclass by stabile
>>157400274That's what trika schizo would say.
I don't recognize tricka schizo from any green flag, could be anyone, literally
totally not mindraped by trikasgod btw
Why did he not keep up the agreement?
Victoria vs Vlasco is a classico btw
>>157400249>>157400266Hi, how’s everything going
>>157400405nothing much just pretending to work as usual. how about you?
>>157400387More like Vitória vs Derrota kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157400431Same, but it’s being a busy morning. When you are the head of the house, you have to solve everything. And waiting for the departure. Just a few more days
>>157400405I'm alright bro, thank god there is Libertadores tonight
>>157400438KKKKK meu deus issos manitos coringas
https://deportv.gob.ar/polideportivo/argentina-grito-campeon-sudamericano-sub-17-futsal-masculino-paraguay-nid:16088
>boss wants an urgent meeting
>>157400446Yes, I need to make fun of anyone that loses
>>157400461>make fun of anyone that losesBased
>>157400460congratulations anon for the "planero 2026" title
Quiero volar con Traniela
Bake it
>>157400543aka tranny
The 10 grandes
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