New York City needs a second hockey team, and its name needs to end in "-ets." The matrix must be completed.
>>157385899you know the new jersey devils play closer to MSG than the new york islanders?
islets
faggets
Keks
jewets
New York Gets
>>157385899Niglets
>>157385919>little debbies
>>157386682Nice try
Blyets
>no water polo team named the New York WetsWhy not
>all the secondary New York teams that are overshadowed by a more successful team are a 4 letter word that ends with etsWas this intentional or is this just a crazy coincidence?
Heh be so irrelevant that nobody knows New York has two teamsYea renaming the Islanders to the Wets makes total sense
>>157385899PetsVets
Debts
The NY Brets
>>157385899New York Bets (sponsored by DraftKings)
They should have a lingerie football team called the New York Strumpets
>>157385899lifelong NY Muppets supporter, me
>>157385899New York Manlets
New York Rangers makes no sense. What Ranger patrols New York? Texas Rangers makes a ton of sense
>>157386013I thought of the Manhattan Lets, or ManLets for short (for short!!!!! CARLOS) but this is an even better post than mine was going to be.
>>157393800the team was originally founded as the new york giants hockey club by a guy named "tex", the newspapers called the team tex's rangers, and eventually that became their team name.
>>157391458In the case of the Nets, it was intentional. The Mets and Jets were formed about the same time so that one seems more like a coincidence. The name of the Mets is Metropolitans if you didn't know
>>157391589very cute :3
>>157402661Damn NYC could have operated like the Yuropoor model with the Giants having been in baseball and football so you get a club of all 3
>>157386682kwab
The New York Gretz
new york chets
>>157385899Brooklyn Devilets
>>157404273No one tell him where San Francisco used to play
>>157405493The N-Team
the new york eyalets (under sultan mamdani)
NY Islanders -> NY Islets
Has anybody ever actually met a Nets/Mets/Jets fan? Do they even exist? It's believable to me that they don't. Why would you do that to yourself, after all?
>>157385919Rangers play in MSG. Joining the Rangers in MSG: the New York Bets
>>157406024Nets are such a soulless team. Why call yourself "nets"? It gives no identity, and was only picked because it rhymes with Mets/Jets. Shameless. Like naming yourselves the New York backboards.
>>157385899Devils and Isles are both New York regional teams and the Isles played at Barclays Center for a couple years while they were fixing the Nassau Coliseum
>>157406024Nets are a team that sells black shirts with Brooklyn written on them, their shirts are popular with fat black people from Brooklyn.Jets/Mets fans are just your typical loser team fan. The best explanation is people who know their life is hard, know their life is less glorious than their peers. Just chip on their shoulder types. I think famous Clippers superfan Clipper Darryl said it best when he said he started watching the Clippers after a tough day at work and just thought "These guys are like me"
>>157405493Why do people make and post images like this? It's hideous and becomes more horrible the longer you look at it. AI has potential in art if used by actual artists to make things that are impossible to make without it, this is just ugly and gaudy.
>>157385919do you think you're making a point with that?
>>157385919They both play on train lines that take you straight to MSG
>>157386784The beer foaming out is pure cinema
>>157408844So rooting for a loser team makes you feel better about being a loser yourself?
>>157406024I used to be a nets fan when they played in Newark. Cheap seats and easy to get to from the jersey shore
