Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan "Noni" Madueke
Any transfers
arsenal fans having a biblical melty tonight, que paso?
Absolute goy balll customers. You’ll be a minority before 2040.Flush yourselves.
lolling at the slop6 absolute gigamelty in the previous thread
>>157386521You deserve to die
they were calling Bruno shit before when he played for Newcastle, now they glaze him African mentality
Cmon lads grow up Had some horsing around in the other thread keep this one serious
saar it veddy demoralises me to doing the loss ba saar
other than Liverpool's flops is Foden the most protected player by the English media?
Fuck off fat Kuwaiti cuntGo for a jog
I agree. Let's have a decent chat about Arsenal's upcoming quint winning season.
has anybody seen Transchester Dilated transfers?
Absolute no need for such vulgar language in this thread
Arsenal battered City's starting XI earlier
Lads i can hear rain outside my window, by god it's been a while
heard man u lost to milan
>>157386521making yourself miserable posting on the internet isnt going to change anything about demographicsmay as well watch some sports, read a book, go on holiday, watch a movie, drink and eat with friendsthe outcome is the same just you stay a little more sane
>Absolute no need for such vulgar language in this thread
>>157386661cant beat the smell of fresh long awaited rain
Are arsenal finna sign anybodyVini gone Alvarez goneSuzuki goneSpence goneWe can't go into another premiership season with Gyokeres/Havertz and Merino/Gabriel as backup lul
>>157386702Long awaited fanny is better ok
>>157386761if you're a horny hindu sure
Mancarrick United
>>157386489NOOOOOOOOIT KHAN'T BE WHO'S GONNA CHALLENGE FOR THE LEAGUE LA
>157386914>NOOOOOOOO>IT KHAN'T BE >WHO'S GONNA CHALLENGE FOR THE LEAGUE LAabdi melty at 1am
>>157386512>Dr Clive Chijioke NwonkaState
>>157386690Nta im a premier league consumer but they are netflix tier when it comes to "the message "
I'm addicted to pay gorn.
>>157387059What a coincidence, I'm also a Liverpool customer.
>Juve opted for Vicario insteadVilla did Dibu dirty imo, his replacement is coming but he's not allowed to move to be a starter elsewhere. Imagine haggling price for a 34yo keeper.
im a football romantic, cant help it
>>157387083Oh nice maybe we can swordfight in my Manchester United 09/10 Wayne Rooney shirt?
>>157386522fuck this piece of sshit
It took more than a decade but im glad city are back being shit again :)
>>157387090are Spuds really going all in on Kinsky not being shit?
>>157388254There's dubravka too
>>157388289are Spuds really going all in on Kinsky not being shit?
>can't beat the worst Burnley side in a decadeit's over
>>157388828The kike scored though so the woke crowd lost
Lens beat PSG with 10 menNewcastle United beat Man U with 10 men
>>157386512Only white people will read this
>>157387090He shouldn't have signed a new contract in 2024 if he wanted out.
>>157389714Corr good goal that
>>157389714Why were there more Arsenal players than City on the box?
Mourinho's revisionism in that documentary is hilarious. He basically begged for the job when Madrid went out to Man U in the CL in 2013 Jose talked about how amazing Man U were and how they didn't deserve to lose (I think Nani got sent off?) They when the time came they gave the job to Moyes because Bobby Charlton thought he was a twat.
>>157389290Only whites read>>157387090Probably fell through due to his cognitive abilities or attitude>>157388254RDZ system doesn't rely on defence, it relies on outscoring the opponent. Doesn't really matter so much how good the keeper is at shot stopping so long as he has good delivery.>>157386548I'd say Saka is up there too
>>157389714City were absolutely ripped to shreds. City are in for a rude awakening
Spurs are a threat this season.
>>157389747Lewis Skelly should have been sent off
>>157389789That was after we scored three goals
Brighton play in the Arctic Circle on Thursday night before Villa on Sunday
>>157389789was just about a yellow, stop being a soft cunt
Now that City are shit, who will Liverpool fans glaze??
what a player. konate would have been on the bench if he'd stayed
>>157389775>Spurs are a threat this season.to Hull City's parachute payments
>>157389714Done him
>>157389775They're always a threat. I mean, remember this team? Literally. Find. A. Flaw. It's genuinely impossible.
is man city's aura gone already?
Do De Zerbi teams not function without a rapist?
>>157389930bissouma still got no team lmao
gonna make a little harmless gimmick every time man united win a matchy
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arsenal play well when their opponents have no in-game solutions. Maresca gave them a free ride yesterday, but it won’t happen every week.Xabi Alonso is one of the best tacticians when it comes to finding solutions during games. He has a Plan A, B and C.Arteta has just one approach, and when it fails, Arsenal are in trouble with no real solution. This gives me confidence that Alonso will dominate the Premier League.
>>157389988vicario is dogshit but the fact juve had to bring him in really speaks a lot of how even more dogshit their current gk ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1goa37p1KHYcheck 0:47 and 3:30, dude was already in the hot seat after so many blunders last season and he decided to do that
>>157389988‘Venom’ Vicario is back
Chelsea fans used to call for Pep Guardiola's Manchester City to stop Arsenal, but now it's Manchester City fans who will be begging Xabi Alonso's Chelsea to stop Arsenal.It's funny how the tables turn. It's now going to be a two-horse race in the PL between Arteta and Alonso.Everyone knows who will be the winner. Of course, it's going to be Alonso. Chelsea don't mess around with the money; they see a trophy.Enzo Maresca will chase all Manchester City fans to Barcelona. It was Guardiola who made City an attractive and winning powerhouse.
I get it now, Enzo Maresca is allowing Arsenal to win the Community Shield and mark the end of Arsenal winning trophies ever again.Mikel Arteta might be celebrating winning this useless plate, but I have a feeling he’s going to finish outside the top four in the Premier League.
I have seen enough, and I think we should start the conversation about Wesley Fofana and William Saliba.Fofana has world-class potential. Someone like Saliba has been made to look good by Gabriel Magalhães, and he’s just an average CB.Fofana is going to be massive for Chelsea in their push to win the Premier League this season.
>>157390045City fans don't care about Arsenal
I can see what you're attempting Anon but you simply cannot get a real conversation going about Chelsea FC
>>157389714simon says sit down is always funny
>>157389988Visit Detroit
>>157390092heard you the first time ;^)
>>157389714number 3 didn't even try
>>157390165
bruh I think the gayners are gonna walk the league this year
>>157390487Come back to us in January
>>157385130>>157385027Clubs aren't owed support just because of their geographical location>muh plastic fans!>muh bandwagoners!You get nothing from begrudgingly supporting a local shit club for decades, they won't assistant coach, they won't let you attend matches for free or give you vip access at stadium lounges, you're a customer to them just like the fans you call "plastic" are to the big clubs they support.
>>157390520*won't make you assistant coach
From now on I'm only getting my football news from riordan1553. Better than Ornstein
>>157390520once again, filter ireland flags.
>>157390700>Better than Ornsteinwhat did he get wrong? fraudizio is in the mud because of the rogers thing.
>>157390700I only get my news from the live chat of various football fan channel livestreams but only from accounts that have Islamic or African sounding usernames
>>157390520couldnt agree with you more, i am as valid as the londoners man united fans
i read somewhere on social media (and havent bothered to confirm) that for foreign players to play the first game of the season getting a visa on time they would have to be signed todaymight not mean much but maybe there will be a bit of a pushstill think the window should close before the season starts
>>157390735the only type of valid you are is an invalid
>>157390741Do you not remember that complete disaster a few years ago when they closed the window before the season started? It sounded great until every other notable league kept theirs open so PL players were being bought and it was impossible to replace them.Not sure why UEFA don't set open and closing times when they meddle in everything else.
>>157390487Everybody keeps saying this but forget Saliba is out for 6 months, minimum. There is no way they can keep as many clean sheets as they did without him. Even if they somehow sign Konsa, it will still be more losses. White is good but is made of glass, so as soon as he is injured (he WILL get injured) they're fucked because their Saliba replacement (Mosquera) now has to play RB. Gabriel now either has to shift to RCB and Hincapie has to go into LCB and Calafiori on LB and then Calafiori gets injured (he WILL get injured) and that means MLS now has to move to LB or Hincapie and then Gabriel back to LCB and Salmon to RCB (who is shit). That's ignoring the fact they still have huge amounts of deadwood. Nelson, Vieria, Jesus. All needs to go. Madueke is terrible so Saka is the only good RW they have. Dowman and Nwaneri are memes and the latter probably will go. LW looked alright but neither are top tier in that position.Their only world class players are Rice and Raya and maybe Gabriel. So, no, I don't think they'll walk it. They need another striker, another RW, another LW, another CB and RB. If they don't sign a senior CB (who can also play RB) then they're fucked. If I was Farteta I'd buy a CB that can play RB and a RB that can play CB. Move White on because despite his ability he is made of glass. I'd move on Jesus and the other dross. Then go for Kofane or something.
>>157390750done him.
>>157390769>Everybody keeps saying this buti just assume they are trying to jinx them (which i approve of dont get me wrong)
>>157390777Superstitious nonsense. All it takes is injuries and you can be walking the league and then lose it. Arsenal were gonna win the league 2-3 years ago but Saliba damaged his back in a pointless CL game and they lost like 5 of the 9 remaining games because they had Calum Chambers at CB. So this idea you can say a team is going to walk the league or will win it even with 10 games remaining is daft because single injuries can ruin entire runs. Same as year before last they lost Saka and suddenly couldn't score for toffee so dropped points.
Mantroony having a gigamelty eh
Alonso is the best manager in the league reckon Chelsea are gonna walk it this year
>>157390847u fink?
>Arsenal bid £35m for KonsaLol. Lmao. I call bullshit.
>>157390700>riordan1553this honestly is a great account he doesn't seem in on it though
>>157390700>>157390943Fuck me, it's real life Doug Prishpreedhttps://youtu.be/djmWGpZ2Hx4?t=36
>>157390962lel yeah he's exactly like a Tim & Eric sort and this one is accurate (never seen Check It Out but suppose I have to now) https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786967103141399.mp4
>evil billionaire owner>breaking the English transfer record for striker who flops>sacking their successful manager after one bad seasonLiverpool are the new Chelsea.
You WILL be watching the mighty Wrexham tonight won’t you? Or do you only watch top 6 you fucking cazzies fucking pricks
>>157391099Wrexham are even more soulless and reddit than the top 6
>>157386661in my country its tradition to look out the window at the rain and say to no one in particular "we needed this"
>>157391099>the mighty WrexhamThey're shite
>>157391128The British Empire lives on via the colonies
>>157389955big ange had him blackballed
playing around with the idea of ponying up the 120 or so bucks to have fabrizio romano release the official /epl/ predictions for the upcoming season
Manchester United
can't even wobble it anymore, they're taking everything from us
Everyone is laughing at Manchester City and mocking Enzo Maresca. Let you keep laughing until the end of the season. Let everyone focus on supporting their own club instead of relying on us to stop Arsenal from winning the league when that time comes.
>>157391227arsefam can go on a run and i simply don't care it'll take a while for them to catch up to united, anyone is better than shitty
lipbros...
>>157391227It’s gonna be another shit season where Arsenal probably win because there’s nobody component to challenge them.Neither of the big North Western clubs have enough squad depth. City have lost Rodri and Pep and will crumble under their new bald fraud. Chelsea might unironically be in the mix again this year.
oh fuck I hear IBP RACING to his keyboard look out anon!
>Chelsea value Pedro Neto at €116M, Al Hilal has shown interest in the Portuguese winger.
>>157391250>there’s nobody component to challenge them.and which component is that exactly, hmm?
>>157391267money laundering
>>157391292>and which component is that exactly, hmm?
>>157391298They've put more into Chelsea than they have Shitcastle even with the tea towels being worn LOL!
>Chelsea have brought Jorge Mendes into the Enzo Fernández situation to help accelerate the midfielder’s departure, according to AS. Mendes does not officially represent Enzo — that role belongs to former Argentina international Javier Pastore — but the Portuguese super-agent has been in contact with Pastore and has been tasked by Chelsea’s sporting hierarchy with helping facilitate a potential transfer.>Mendes was also involved behind the scenes when Chelsea signed Enzo from Benfica in 2023, and co-owner Behdad Eghbali is reportedly keen for him to play a role in his exit as well.>Despite Chelsea publicly insisting that Enzo was “not for sale”, AS reports that internally the club have considered selling him since the end of last season. Manchester City remain strongly interested and are expected to reopen negotiations after an initial verbal proposal worth around €120m was rejected, with Chelsea valuing the midfielder at approximately €140m
>>157390091Lmao
>>157390091no one wants to risk a ban this close to the start of the season
>Man City in advanced talks for Lille midfielder Bouaddi who is valued at £85m
>>157391298>>157391267Chelsea just abuse the system>Sign player for £60m>Give him 8 year contract on £200k per week>Plays two years, flops>Still has six years on his contract>Therefore, even as a flop, you gotta pay out this six years of contract, so he's now £100mAs for having your mates buy your players, duh, Chelsea cheat. Nobody will stop them so who cares. Neto has the option to go "No thanks" just like Shartinelli said "No thanks" to Turkey.
>>157390052Do Spurs finish above them this year?
>>157391344According to multiple callers on last night's BBC 606, Spurs finish above everyone this season
>>157391341>Therefore, even as a flop, you gotta pay out this six years of contract, so he's now £100m
>>157391350>BBC 606just listen to talksport like a normal person
>>157391121>>157391132Pricks
>>157391352It's daft, isn't it? But if you pay £60m-£80m for guys on 1 year left, with 6 years you gotta pay more. It's why people were surprised over Bruno G since he had 2+1 years left, he was their captain and best player (remaining at the club and arguably before that) and yet only went for £70m+£5m. But Chelsea signed Garnacho for £40m, was absolute dogshit, six year contract, sold to Villa for £50m with 5 years left.
>>157391247Was he ever actually good?>>157391355Stop crying over your TV show masquerading as a football club.
>>157391362>Chelsea signed Garnacho for £40m, was absolute dogshit, six year contract, sold to Villa for £50mIs Garnacho the Roberto Martinez of football?
>>157391370Yeah. Mental how he is still able to get top league clubs.
no way villa will ever trigger garnacho's buy clause, they'll just sit him down just like how they did it with harvey elliott
goldbridge has predicted that palace get relegated (along will hull and ipswich) and coventry stay upi dont want to influence the official /epl/ prediction but just putting that out there in the ether
>>157391298Funny that saudi helps out other clubs more than their own Newcastle
He's called brent di caesare
>>157391388I have no clue why Villa keep taking these plainly cancer players after Emery dealt with enough wankers in his past at PSG >>157391393Does anything really point to Palace getting relegated over Hull, Newcastle and Coventry?
>>157391402Even that isn't true, his real name is Brent Cleminson
>>157391403new manager but that's it ig, he managed lens last season who sat 2nd so there's an achievement
>>157391366Top 6 cazzy
>>157391393Why crystal palace? They lost glasner but theyre still midtable mediocrity
>>157391422probably just wanted to have a bit more of a "take" than same 3 up 3 downbookies odds only puts palace above the promoted 3, fulham and sunderland
>>157391419Never supported a Slop Six club in my life. You don't actually care about Wrexham. You only care about the TV show.
>>157391402It was Cleminson, so even the autistic retarded Paddy was wrong lmao. He used the other one because he was a police officer (detective?) and wanted to protect his identify, but since he's now a multimillionaire, that's all out in the open.
>>157391433You don't always need to get the last word in mate, walk away
>>157391450Just calling you out for what you are, "mate". You're a bullshitter.
Welcome to That's Football, my name's Brent Cleminson
At least I’m not a cazzy Enjoy your sloppy top six this season mate while I’m watching proper football
>>157391474>At least I’m not a cazzyWrexham are the casuals' choice for those wanting to armchair support a "proper football" team. You would know this if you weren't a casual.
Lifelong mate, unlike you
>>157391498You aren't, "mate". You probably didn't even know Wrexham existed until the TV show happened.
Don’t forget to make the thread on time later mate
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.Looks like there'll be no match thread for format autist to sperg out over.
I don’t want to have to come back to this top 6 sloppa general again
>>157391515Getting your excuses in early, nice one
>>157391407>>157391443This mong was a detective?They just let about anyone do police work in the british isles nowadays What other common knowledge about him is wrong? He doesn't support nottingham?
i think everton's luck will run out next season
>>157391524Don't start crying if there's no thread, format autist. You can wank off over Reynolds & McElhenney without it.
>>157389290>>157386512Does it grant the N-word pass?
>>157391450>>157391464
>>157391534>thinking Everton are ever getting relegated
>>157391544Those two have been having this war for years at this point. Neither will back down. Both total fucking sad cunts who ruined this board for everyone else.
>>157391544metaphor in my /epl/?>>157391546either that or moyes getting the sack
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/08/17/man-city-enzo-fernandez-pursuit-price-tag-chelsea/
>>157391555I admire the energy they have>>157391560Yes, a daring synthesis
>>157391592What's being skipped is that he's not even good
i think barca with rodri will win UCL (sorry arsenal)
>>157391592>more than 120 mil
>>157391614Crockdri aged 30 coming off winning a World Cup? Not likely
>>157391610>I admire the energy they haveBoth are autistic as fuck - it would be funny if it wasn't so sad
Ipswich just announced both Abdoul Ouattara and Enciso, both from Strasbourg as well
>Ollie Watkins agreed to personal terms with al hilalFresh Nicholas Jackson bid coming soon.
>>157391674>Al HilalFucking hell
>>157391681Respect Al Hilal. Top club.
>Milan agree to sign winger Diego Moreira from Strasbourg, medicals are booked. Fee expected to be over €40m, as Strasbourg turned down an offer from Roma which was €35m+10m+10% sell-on>RB leipzig considering break internal fee threshold (€50 million) for said El malaEl Mala if he as another good season in the bundesliga will immediately be a €100 million player for some dumb prem team next summer
What's going on at Villa? All outgoings, no real incomings Genuinely curious
>>157391698rogers - garnachotielemens - gomes + manzambiand weren't they reportedly close to a new fullback?
>>157391715Ruggeri IIRC to replace Digne
>>157391694Idk I think Ey Mala ultimately wants to play for Barca/Real, atleast thats according to journos following the failed Brighton/Dortmund sagasAlso his family seems very important to him, his mother is his agentIf he joins Leipshit now I dont think he will go to another stopgap club afterwards
>>157391526He's from Nottingham so people assumed he was a Forest fan.
>villaimagine them running nicolas jackson and garnacho out therewhat a disasteri heard they might even lose dibu
>City have also not given up hope of signing Chelsea's Enzo Fernandez, BBC Sport has been told.So that explains why they lost to Arsenal so badly. Just need another cheeky £230m for another two players.
>>157391875>i heard they might even lose dibuThey have, he's going on loan to JJ.
>>157391885I dont think thats true, didnt they sign vicario on loanSounds like dibu stays (again)
>>157391901Oh... I got it all confused. I thought Villa were loaning him to JJ and Suzuki was coming to Villa. Ah well.
>According to Fabrizio Romano, the decision has been made for Ethan Nwaneri to leave Arsenal before the end of the summer transfer window. Romano stated that Galatasaray has made contact with Arsenal about signing the player. There is reportedly a lot of interest in Nwaneri, and it will be up to him to decide on his next move, with many proposals and movement expected.It's Nwanover.
>Galatasaray are prepared to double Bruno Fernandes’s wages in a bid to lure the Portugal midfielder away from Manchester United.The proposed packaged is worth €50m (£42.8m) including add-ons. @TelegraphDucker
>>157391876>£230m Formerly-socialist club Liverpool FC would spend that on ONE Premier League-proven player. Then they'd be smug knowing the media wouldn't go after them after xir (undeniable) flop season.
>>157391962>Manchester United intend to reject any offer for Bruno Fernandes before next month's transfer deadline.>BBC Sport was told last week that Turkish club Galatasaray, plus Italian giants Juventus and AC Milan, were considering whether to test United's resolve to keep their captain.I heard somewhere he had a £60m release clause from a CL club?
>>157391973>>157391962>The club could present an offer of up to €50 million, including bonuses, in the coming days. The offer would include €35 million guaranteed, payable in three installments until 2028, with an additional €15 million in bonuses linked to Süper Lig titles, Fernandes's individual performances, and the club's European campaign. President Dursun Özbek is reportedly personally overseeing the deal. Galatasaray is also ready to offer Bruno Fernandes a four-year contract with a net annual salary of €21 million and a €4 million signing bonus. The Turkish tax regime would almost double his current net earnings. Manchester United reportedly has no intention of selling Bruno Fernandes and considers him essential to their project, with the club and Michael Carrick firmly opposed to his departure. A release clause of €65 million is reported to have expired last monthI was right but also wrong, it expired.
barcola bomba when
>>157391913It seems Suzuki is still coming to Villa, bit weird since they will have two GKs good enough to be starters
>>157392003Yeah. Would make sense for what I said. Hell, why isn't Spurs going for Suzuki... Kinksy isn't good enough.
>>157392003They are probably still hopeful that somebody will put up the money they want for Dibu, given that he continues to prove himself capable but would also presumably come at a reasonable price given his age.
6 days till the PL starts. Arsenal still not signed a CB/RB. United have spent less than Ipswich. I doubt City will get Enzo and Bouaddi done before next week. As for Liverpool, no idea. Spurs are iffy. Chelsea will prob spend another £200m.
Look who linked up during the downtime!
is there anything more reddit than calling Martinez 'Dibu'?
>Fabrice Hawkins] Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye have agreed personal terms with Liverpool, who will now continue negotiations with PSG in an attempt to complete a potential double deal.Assuming gakpo gets sold to spurs, this is still €200+ million on 2 new wingers and hoping mccallister and gravenberch are enough at the pivots. And hoping arajuo doesn't turn into a bitch again.
>>157392370Not €200m. £200m. So more like €240m. Basically Liverpool are hoping they will get a reduced price for buying both together.
>>157392370>gakpo gets sold to spursThis was confirmed by your fellow American riordan1553 https://www.instagram.com/p/DcHeiHDPun8/
>>157392190He gets about.
>>157392370>mccallisterBeen linked to City lmao.
Blues owners bailing out?
Why are clubs so fucking slow in buying when they have clear need?
>>157392500Probably waiting for Newcastle to drop then pick them up PIF have put more money into Chelsea than they have Newcastle so it makes sense
Spend in the last 10 years>City£1.6bn>United£1.6bnStarting to think 'Glazers don't spend' isn't an excuse any more.
>Brent Di Cesare watchers
holy cope
>>157392582That isn't even his name, retard.
Hull City's fixtures for the season
Be interesting to see how this lad fares against Man United next week! I've seen a few United fans whinging about a lack of additions and Tielemans being a downgrade on Casemiro, but it's still a big ask for us to get even a point.
>>157392582huh? https://www.trtworld.com/article/12768418this article mentioned this months ago.
>>157392604Lovely relegation decider on the final day
>>157392642Do you really expect Newcastle to struggle?
>>157392653I really do yeah, they've weakened severely and that's even after a poor season I don't exactly want them down or anything but I can't see them staying up comfortably
>>157392593>Arse don't want another Madueke
>>157391099>>157391355I hope you enjoyed that endinghttps://twitter.com/JorgeCampelos/status/2089456741964562495
>>157392717I think they'll stay up, but be 15th or thereaboutsAbsolutely no chance of us taking the survival fight either btw, we'll be down by Easter
>>157392653Newcastle are in trouble.Lost all of their decent players. Clown coach from Arabia coming in.Naming Dan fucking Burn as captain.Preseason consisted of:>beaten by Bayer Leverkusen >beaten by Strasbourg>beaten by Everton >battered by Bristol City (Championship)>drawing against Gateshead (National League)>win against Darlington (Nation League N/S)
>>157393158Sure, which is why I reckon about 15th could be accurate. They still have far too much quality compared to Hull, Coventry, etc and the atmosphere isn't as toxic as it was in 2008 or 2016 under Mike Ashley. They've had terrible pre-season results before too, I remember that absolute rogering they got at Leyton Orient in 2009 (a 6-1 defeat) that had everyone predicting a relegation fight in the Championship, only for them to win 102 points
>>157392426Don’t try and tell me this is not a geezer
man u are shit
>>157393236British women are just disgusting mate
heard tomorrows going to be a big onetheyre calling it "bomba tuesday"
4,5 days until the league starts peopleeeee
>>157392500Puts the Chelsea summer deals in perspective. Boehly wants out and wants the rest of Clearlake to buy him out.Mark walter is under loan fraud investigation by the fbi and needs money fast. It's why he sold his share of the lakers (Saudis fronted a majority of the 2025 purchase) to Josh kushner and Bob iger of Disney. Same kushner that was leading the way to buy out world cup rights.
united have spent less money this season than chelsea signing 1 (one) morgan rodgers
>>157391247He's had a crazy career path for someone who's only 22
>wanting to sell nico g too
>>157392443maresca has shit talent id>>157392370we got nyoni to start ahead of mac
nyoni and ngumoha are shitsame freaks that thought rossiter,. woodburn,.doak, ryan kent and chirivella and bajcetic were our future
>>157396181>nyonigreat, the real deal>riogood potential but very overratedbajcetic wasn't all that, never rated that guy but xitter fans crucified me for this. chirivella, kent, rossiter, kelly, flanagan etc were dogshit from day 1 we were just desperate for a half decent academy player back then
jay spearing the goat
jay spearing and dani pacheco vs james wilson and tom cleverly
>Pep Guardiola to his players after losing to Juventus in December: “Guys I want to confess something. I am fucking divorced from the most beautiful woman in your planet. I love her unbelievably but we lost the passion. I love her? absolutely. She loves me? Yeah, but we lost the passion.”divorce raped>After City lost 2-0 against Liverpool in December 2024. Guardiola is naming individuals who should have done better at certain moments and addresses how Walker lost possession.>“You keep saying my name in every meeting and every fucking thing,” Walker answers back. “Every f***ing meeting, it’s my name.”>Guardiola responds by saying, “Maybe because you’re a captain.”>“You didn’t want me to be a captain,” Walker replies. “I’ve reacted to someone else, I lost the ball, you somehow bring my name into it.”>Guardiola then tears up as he gives his thoughts to the team — this was around a fortnight before he tells them about his divorce following the game in Turin.>“This is my defeat — if I am a problem you have to tell me. I won’t stay here for the money or for the fact just to stay, I don’t want to feel that I have to run away from you.>“If I am a problem, tell me. That is not going to change the love I have for you, not one second.”
>>157391298I like a good conspiracy but Chelsea offload their trash for high prices to different teams and leagues all over the world. Part of the benefit of signing young players to long contracts I suppose as someone else pointed out
>>157391322If I were a private equity gambling addict like eghbali I would 100% wait until after matchweek 1 before selling Enzo. Imagine what you could get City to pay if they drop points to Bournemouth which feels likely (Enzo Maresca struggled greatly with Bournemouth last season and so did City I believe) Enzo is a really good player but dollars to donuts he's not the best fit for the ways Xabi likes to play. There are better options out there and I challenge anyone that disagrees with me to state their case
Highlights: Liverpool FC Women VS Leicester Cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N020HnPmSUWhy yes I do in fact watch Women's Football! Pray tell what exactly gave it away?
>arsenal coventry as epl's openermeh
Arsenal gonna win the league again la
>>157396944>Arsenal win the league due to some Spanish slag keeping her legs shut to a bald man.Biggest asterix in football history
>>157397637They ‘lost the passion’ because she met Patrick Viera
really hope that all the bibisi posts are ironic
>>157397495Coventry are getting a result. It will be a microcosm of the season
>>157391407>>157391443>Brentcels
>>157397788man it's the clearest 3-0 opening match screenshoot this post
Rate this look
>>157397637moron
>>157397637December 2024 was the season Liverpool won the league.
>>157397637>"somehow, kyle walker returned"
>>157397945Why are so mamy football managers bald? Is it the stress of the job?
>>157397637>can't into dates>asterixFucking hell m8
>>157398098He went bald as a player
>>157397945White Germanic man with a side of insecurity
I have no doubt that he's put the fear of God into Man Utd
>>157398179Did they not already fear God?
>>157396944>supposebly GOAT manager>can't even manage his own emotions
>>157398107>>157398097>>157398076>>157398044The slag broke him tail end of 24/25 so he couldn't perform in 25/26.Simple logic if you're not a spastic tbqh.Asterisks belong to Liverpool (24/25) and Arsenal (25/26) because the league was lost by Pep due to no fanny rather than won by the best team.
Funny how the deals and transfer experts at the athletic are all jews. Unironically
>>157398327Meanwhile NBA's leading journo is a pakistani
>>157398210The guy literally clawed his face open after a 3-3 draw with Feyenoord. Guy clearly wasn't mentally well. The documentary also said he wanted to quit loads of times but was talked out of it.Maresca is a sacrificial manager btw. They're not expecting major success, they want to be able to keep him until Kompany is available so they can be the 'black successful manager' meme.
>>157398489>Maresca is a sacrificial manager btw.I think that's obvious to everyone bar Maresca.
>>157397812Yeah 3-0 to Coventry. Last time this happened Coventry won 3-0 iirc, with a Quinn(?) hat trick. No way Arsenal win it. Everybody will play like shit or Coventry will have a worldie. Arsenal's defence is shocking, baffling how City couldn't beat them.
>>157393423
>>157398505They're banking on Bald Energy. The idea that Maresca looks sorta like Pep so maybe the retards in City will think it's Pep. But his cope statements after being battered by Arse were cringe. Claiming his team wasn't the strongest (and Arsenal not having Saliba, Timber or Rice starting is? Fucking MLS? Lmao) and 'World Cup fatigue' (which, granted, is true, but Arsenal were only a few mins behind City in total mins played at the WC). Come on man.You'll win the league and possibly a double but don't do Slott/Klopp tier excuses.
Man City will give Maresca time. They're not a sacking club like Chelshit, Liverpoo or Tran U.
>>157398179That's Aaron Ramsey
It’s really amazing how those Arabs and their money managed to keep Pep for a decade. Pep is a football man. Somewhere inside, he must know that his victories with City mean almost nothing compared to his days at Barca. The fact that Spurs/United were willing to lose a match to prevent Arse/Liverpool from winning the league should tell him that nobody really cared about City. He also often complained about City supporters not showing up at the stadium, even for FA cup semi. I guess the only thing keeping him going was his rivalry with Klopp, and once it was over, it was over
>>157398579They will, until Kompany is available. It'd take Maresca doing a Spurs to get sacked. I can't see them NOT winning anything this year, either. Arsenal are shit without Saliba and despite this very obvious pressing need for defenders they're three days away from their opener and 10 days from end of the window. Mental, really.>>157398584Isn't he managing Oxford now and as soon as he joined Oxford got transfer bans? Lmao. Poor Oxford Gimp (RIP).>>157398595I think the 'Fans would rather City won than any of their rivals because nobody cares' did hurt him. I think the 115 then added insult to injury and the length it has taken (we're at, what, 2 years since the end of the actual proceedings and yet still no decision) he realised he could have his shit tainted worse, so it was better to leave. They nearly won the domestic treble as well, would have been the perfect send off.
>>157398579Fired by ChristmasLOL
>>157398611>Isn't he managing Oxford now and as soon as he joined Oxford got transfer bans?It isn't even a fee-paying transfer ban like Hull and Sheffield Wednesday had, it's a full registration ban: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c75y0r0v3dxo
>>157398634That's pretty shitty, can't even get free agents. They're going down.
>>157398611>>157398634I didn't even know he got into management. I thought he was playing in Mexico or something.Also what did Oxford do to get blasted like that?
>>157398595>he must know that his victories with City mean almost nothingWhy?
Ironing my gold tie ready for deadline day
>>157398681>I didn't even know he got into management. I thought he was playing in Mexico or something.He left Mexico and retired because his dog got kidnapped and murdered. Not even joking in that regard.>Also what did Oxford do to get blasted like that?There are different rules in League One regarding squad costs:>Oxford will be unable to register new players in the current window because they are not compliant with the EFL's salary cost management protocol (SCMP) regulations.>SCMPs are the financial fair play rules for all League One and League Two clubs, setting limits on the proportion of a club's turnover and funding that can be spent on player-related costs.>"Following relegation and with rule changes, the club have been working to align their financial position with the reporting requirements of League One," Oxford said in a statement.
Fellow United fans, should the board extend Bruno's contract due to Galatasaray's interest? He's 32yo and already their highest earner (i think).
>Enzo Fernandez's possible Manchester City move is following the pattern of Alexander Isak's transfer last summer - and creating headaches for Chelsea.lol, how are they even comparable
The real question is how is Galatasaray (and turkish clubs in general) getting this much money.
>>157398729Both tried to force a move from their club and burned bridges before their transfer was even agreed.
I'm hoping for another kino moment on the opening day, like we had in 2016 when we had the double bicycle kick against champions Leicester
>Apparently since 2000 Everton are the only club out of the 92 in the top 4 leagues who have had nothing to celebrate (trophies or promotion)!
>Arsenal fans still seething over Barcola
reminder that van Dijk called this the transition season for Liverpool and Liverpool's fans (i.e. don't judge them when they finish bottom half)
>>157398813>ApparentlyDoesn't even need that adverb.
https://x.com/i/status/2089315884238057935This is why Juve needed a new GK
>>157398838Also his idol is Handanovic, kek
>>157398827
Is your club like this?
>>157398827see>>157392774
>>157398771Chelsea has about 100 players in every position
>>157398827What are they seething about, exactly? Anybody thinking he is worth £145m that PSG are demanding or the £125m that Liverpool 'negotiated' down to is retarded.Don't forget Barcola also said he wants to join Arsenal over Liverpool.
>>157398848>blamed several sex changesHow many can you have?
>>157398098managingit ages mans
>>157398864Fuck off Liam
>>157398861Not true, AnfieldEdition on Twitter said that Arsenal would LOVE Barcola but he only wants Liverpool and has for a year! Why didn't we hear about this a year ago? SHUT UP!
>>157398864In some reality, we got 10 years of Liam and somebody made a book of his LinkedIn quotes.Gonna make an image of>Which of these quotes are made up quotes by Liam And then list real ones and made up ones.
>>157398864so true
>>157398885how was he aging them exactly did he have some sort of machine?
>>157398903he could have access to that mountain in tibet that they wont let anyone climb because they believe it will age you rapidlymuch to ponder
>>157398903We all aging all the time. Terrifying
>>157398863Bloke who became a woman who became a bloke again and then became a woman againhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_KaneTried to buy us and got a load of backlash so the owners at the time withdrew
the fuck have ipswich spent 140m on
>>157398903he knew a forbbiden massage technique
>>157398942
>>157398939Bizarre life. Must be good at what he does as trooning out in 1998 for a saudi firm would have been career suicide for most
>>157398827?, literally nobody wants them or cares about them lmao
>>157398942Julio enciso
>>157398970That's a lot of attackers
>>157398885The etymology of the word "manage" has nothing to do with "aging". The word originally stems from the Latin word "manizare", which in turn stems from the Latin word for hand (manus). So basically it just means "to handle". And the English word's most recent ancestor would be the Old French word "manège" which referred to handling and training horses specifically.
>>157398990Thank you, Gyles Brandreth
>>157398970dear me
>>157398942Surprised to see Spurs not topping this list. Somehow they've generated over 100m in sales from their dogshit squad.
https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/introducing-cobham-next-gen>From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG)>The new name more accurately reflects the age profile of our leading Academy side and Chelsea's long-standing heritage of developing the next generation of players for the senior game. While the squad competed in Premier League 2 as an Under-21s side, its average age last season was closer to that of an Under-18s group, with several players as young as 16 years old featuring regularly.>Cobham Next Gen also better fits the role of the squad within the Academy. It recognises a group of young players with momentum, taking the next step in their development - the final one in the pathway to senior football - competing at a higher level as they continue their journey through Cobham towards the men's team.>The introduction of Cobham Next Gen also strengthens the Academy's identity. More than an age-group name, it represents the players progressing through Cobham and the opportunities available to them as they continue their development towards the men's game.>This new identity reflects the distinction of Chelsea’s Academy as a unique footballing environment with its own history, culture and proven record of developing players for the highest level of the game.Bizarre rebranding
>Fenway Sports Group (FSG) sold close to 40 per cent of Liverpool Football Club to the consortium including U.S. billionaire Jeff Bezos.>Early suggestions on both sides of the transaction indicated the purchased stake was in the range of approximately 30 per cent to one-third, but The Athletic can reveal the figure is actually much closer to 40 per cent, according to sources with knowledge of the deal.>1892 Holdings, a consortium headed up and led by Amit Bhatia, the former Queens Park Rangers co-owner who will take up the position of vice-chairman at Liverpool, has purchased around a 38 per cent shareholding in Liverpool.>That is a much more significant share of the club, while there is also an option for the consortium to buy a controlling stake in the Premier League side, as per the terms of their agreement with FSG, in the next 12 months.Last part is interessant, sounds like FSG want out
Manuel Poogarte
>>157398517>prettynah, also KEK at the chavettes tweeting about it
>>157399020Sounds like a move that will eventually help them sell the academy to fund transfers (like they did with the Women's team).
For me, it's Cobham Next Gen.
>>157398827Arsenal would be dumb as fuck to spend over 100m on the french Martinelli when they already have the original version. They should abandon the LW pursuit and focus on either Alvarez or Osimhen
>>157399026John Henry is ill. I have it on good authority he doesn't want FSG to have any stakes in Liverpool when he passes.
mandem n that
My favourite thing about the first week of the season is discovering the transfers that I completely missed. Bet there's some mad ones.
>>157399026If FSG's intention was to sell Liverpool at a profit, surely they would have sold up before spunking half a million last summer.
>>157398970
>>157399046>2/10 would not bang
>>157399111Apparently they want to use the money to buy an NBA team
https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/2089648686682779932>tfw no cundy bench worn spurs shirt
>>157397432
>>157397738alri dave
>>157398703>his dog got kidnapped and murderedthe fuck>SCMPHuh. I guess they have to be more strict because they're working with far less money than the tiers above them.
>>157399020>Cobham Next GenUtterZoomerNonsense
>>157399125sure captain simp that's exactly what i said
>>157399111they dumped a bunch of baseball (Red Sox) contracts when they went all in with 'pool
>The full judgements made by the Key Match Incidents Panel on referee and video assistant referee decisions will be shared with fans for the first time this season.>It is one of three measures brought in by the Premier League (https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4688220) to improve transparency, alongside the publishing of direct explanations of officials, and broadcasting RefCam with audio of a referee talking to players. Can't wait for all those redactions
>>157399300Can they explain why arsenal get the most insane refball?
>Patrick Vieira signs in as new Senegal national team head coach, agreement confirmed.>He’s set to lead the project with immediate effect.
>>157399300
>Arsenal has submitted a €90 million offer to Galatasaray for Victor Osimhen. According to journalist Serdar Ali Çelikler, the Arsenal board has approved this proposal to strengthen their attacking options for the new season. Victor Osimhen is interested in the possibility of playing in the Premier League and is open to a transfer to the London club. Negotiations between Arsenal and Galatasaray are advancing in a positive manner. The outcome is dependent on the final decision of the Turkish management and an agreement being reached on personal terms. Victor Osimhen is under contract with Galatasaray until June 2029 and earns an annual salary of €18,750,000 in Turkey.This would be a worse signing than Shevchenko. Despite their best defender (not according to FIFA ratings apparently) being out for most of the season they are going for ANOTHER attacker instead of going for Coulibaly, Konsa, Seys, Quansah, Ramón, Jeltsch... Literally dozens of defensive options.
>>157399436>Serdar Ali Çeliklerturk journalists are notoriously full of GUFF
>>157399452Yeah. Arsenal won't sign anybody else. There is literally nothing of note for them. As for United? I can't see anything concrete either but I think they have a couple of 'panic' buys to go for, so I am convinced they will buy at least one more. Chelsea? Not sure. City will get Bouaddi and will bid £130m for Fernandez but they will do it on Monday so Chelsea struggle to get anybody else. Liverpool will probably get Barcola and Mdyie or however it is spelled for like £200m~. Spurs will get Gapko to help Pool fund that.
>>157399436>earns an annual salary of €18,750,000 in Turkey.wtfthats nearly Kane territory
>>157399472It's about £300k (€360k) per week. Can't actually see any reason for this kind of media stuff. He has few years on his contract, he's getting paid a fair amount, so I don't see anything but his agent trying to get a pay day.
>>157399436I think they figured out that while a good defence is important, you need excellent goal scorers to actually change the game. And since they won the league, they're probably going to be a bit more relaxed about the former. Plus they're already used to subbing in midfielders as fullbacks and they've got like a billion midfielders.
>>157399436Mosquera was alright for them last season at CB, and they've got a kid from the academy who looked promising in preseason. And it's going to be difficult to convince any decent CB to sign for Arsenal when they know they'll be getting benched for Gabriel + Saliba in all the big cup/league matches towards the end of the season.Then again, if they signed Konsa or Quansah, they'd probably be forced to eventually start getting most of their minutes at RB. And that could be good for England in the near future, since Tuchel will refuse to bring a proper RB again.
>>157386502>TristanHow does someone of Nigerian origin end up with a Cornish/Welsh name? Being named after a Bible character would be understandable, but not a Knight of the Round Table.
>Premier League chief executive Richard Masters has criticised Fifa president Gianni Infantino's World Cup sell-off plan, saying the organisation has "pressed the self-destruct button" by delivering "a self-inflicted wound".>Infantino is under increasing pressure over his attempt, later abandoned, to create a new company to manage the commercial and ticketing rights of all Fifa competitions, including the World Cups, with 21% to be sold off to a private investment company.>Fifa Forward Enterprise (FFE) was aborted after widespread criticism from several confederations, led by Uefa, which has threatened a boycott of all Fifa competitions.>Masters backed the English Football Association's withdrawal of support for Infantino - and called for a new candidate for the presidency who could unify football.
>>157399500What's the tax rate over there and do they celebrate Christmas?
DrogbaaaaAAAAAAAAA
>EXCL: Sunderland’s £25.7m signing of Dayann Methalie is in serious jeopardy. > SSN understands Methalie failed part of his medical, which has been taking place over the past 24 hours. > Additional medical tests are now required and the player is returning to France. > Big blow for Sunderland, who had fought off a lot of serious competition to land the left back.oof
Cant wait till saturday to watch my favourite team Tottenham Hotspurs :)
>>157399776big yugioh householdhis brother is called duke devlin
Man City back to the early UAE days of only getting CL qualification.
>@David_Ornstein: Newcastle United in talks with Manchester City over potential deal to sign Nico Gonzalez. Move for #MCFC midfielder not yet advanced but #NUFC working to strengthen & 24yo among various options exploratory dialogue taking place over
>>15740019320% flat tax but if you earn over a certain amount that becomes void and can go up to 40%. As for Christmas, no idea. I guess some do. Istanbul has Christians in it.
>>157400362And winning the league several times
>>157400388Maresca out
Arteta out
>>157399685>>157399715The issue is that Timber is out for 2 more months and Saliba is out for potentially the season. Timber is already broken because of his ACL on his debut. White is constantly injured so they have no right-sided centre back back-up or RB back-up. If Konsa or Quansah signed they would be at least starting for six months and possibly the entire season. But even if they wouldn't want to, there are plenty of alternatives they could go for. Bremer at Juventus, for example. JJ aren't in the CL. Bremer would be playing next to Gabriel. Or Debast from Sporting. Or Quaresma from Sporting. Rodríguez from Celta Vigo. Or Araújo from Benfica. Or Mourino from Villarreal.
Only 6/24 players from Man City's treble winning season are still at the club.>Ruben Dias>Rico Lewis>Kalvin Phillips (loaned out)>Jack Grealish>Phil Foden>Erling HaalandAnd only 3 of those players were still getting regular minutes for City last season. Why would anyone fear them any more when they are practically an entirely different team?
>>157400433I'm talking pre-2012.
>>157400576Well that entirely different team came 2nd last year and won two trophies and managed to take the title race to the penultimate match day
>>157400415>Istanbul has Christians in itthere should be more
>>157400658>de bruyne - rodri - bernardoto>anderson - kovacic - foden?is a pretty big downgrade ngl
>>157400716Probably explains why they only came 2nd
>Aston Villa have agreed a deal sign West Ham defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka.>The DR Congo right-back will join on an initial loan deal with an obligation to buy at the end of the season. Probably been signed after Cash's fuck-up in the Super Cup.
>Telegraph Sport reported in March that two Brentford footballers had intervened after seeing the incident in Richmond while travelling home from a match against Leeds United.>A court heard that David Wheeler, 63, was left with a black eye when Schade and Janelt defended Israel Ilesanmi, a Nigerian security guard, in the early hours of the morning.>Wheeler, a pharmaceutical van driver who had drunk “about seven” cans of beer, had targeted Ilesanmi because he thought he was a lookout for burglars. He had filmed Ilesanmi, called him a “c---” and said: “You’re not English. Why are you here? What are you looking for?”>As Schade and Janelt intervened, Wheeler also turned on them. Wimbledon Magistrates’ Court heard that he told the players “f--- off, German f------ pricks”.>He also claimed he had only used the language “under duress”. As reported by Central News, deputy district judge Luis Williamson told Wheeler that duress requires a “very high bar” like “having a gun to your head”.>When police arrived on the night, Wheeler claimed to be the victim of an assault and phone theft. He also told police that he did not know Ilesanmi was a security guard and that his memory was “blurry”.>Wheeler was fined a month’s wages at £1,699, including £150 compensation to Ilesanmi.
>>157400783Patriot.
What's the latest with Pedro Neto. Off to the desert or no
>>157400705>Istanbul ?? Never heard of itYou must mean Constantinople
these squad numbers are getting ridiculous
>>157400783Good lad.JFs left shaken
SIGN A STRIKER
>>157400783should've turned 360 degrees and wheeled away
130m+ tip
>>157401138kekkekmao, even
no luck signing those wingers then
>>157401626It's all sorted. Just waiting for Arsenal to bite and put in a bid for Barcola so he can snub them
>Al Hilal submit official bid to Aston Villa for Ollie Watkins worth €45m total package, add-ons included.
>>157401626Was just the one winger actually
Promise David to Brighton.Watch him instantly replace Dat Guy and bag 13 this season.
>>157401742more than hes worth
>>157401799Surprisingly not related to Jonathan David.
>>157401138
Predicted City team to face Man Utd on Saturday
>>157401836>Lewie Coyle will be a Premier League playermad
Proper football men we are SO BACKhttps://x.com/KG_Unleashed/status/2089740053924762056
>Hull,>Ispwich,>Coventry;What’s even the point?
>>157401836I don't know who any of these are except McBurnie and he's shit but they'll batter Man United
>>157401870Thrilling stuff, lads
>>157401896>Sunderland>LeedsWhat’s even the point?
>>157401896Hull are pure SOVL
>>157401896>Ispwichi prefer this spelling, like one of those places with a weird spelling but you say it diffently
>>157401836Have you dropped John Egan or is he unavailable? He was great in the prem 6 years ago
>>157401918Second season syndrome is going to hit Sunderland hard
>>157401138They should demand the british record fee. City will pay it
>>157401896Coventry are going to surprise some people this season
>>157401945yes they'll get 30 points and finish 18th rather than 20 points and finish 19th
bomba tuesday? a bit lacking bomba wednesday though
>>157401951Just wait
reminder to tell all foreigners wanting to support an epl team after the world cup or whatever to pick hull
>>157401926The fans like the guy but we've spent £40m on two new centre-halves. Charlie Hughes is one of our standout players but he's injured and word on the grapevine is that it may be worse than first thought and could rule him out for months. I don't mind Egan but we shipped 66 league goals last year
>>157401925Honestly, the name sounds like one of those old English cities that haven’t been fully ruined yet - ones that have a lot of old charm - like York or Harrogate.
>>157401970get our hullensian bell ends rung lad
Imagine being born in Hull
>>157401975There's a promising young British footballer from Harrogate. Comes from a good footballing bloodline as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>157402004It's better than Sunderland, Coventry and Croydon at least
>>157402004I'm from Beverley though lad.UTT
>>157401138Also I think Chelsea could improve their team but selling Enzo and replacing him with someone else but this is just a product of him not playing in Chelsea’s conference league games or early cup games
say the line, hull
>>157402032No.
>>157402017Sunderland has a metro direct to Newcastle Airport - fly right out of there. What is there to do in Hull? Take a walk by the river Humber? Day trip to Grimsby or maybe Scunthorpe? Fly from the humble Humberside Airport?
>>157401926Best Hull players 2026/27: John EganEgan seemingly has a slight edge at centre-back over Semi Ajayi in terms of minutes – although both are expected to start Gameweek 1.Hull did signed these two clowns for club record fees:Age 22 MendyAge 18 Herrington of the MLS & the Australian NT so of course you'd like to get them some starts too but we shall see
>>157401926>>157402058Egan will turn 34 in Oct so need to start getting a replacement for him developed soon
I feel like everyone in Hull has had a crack at selling Avon once or twice
ref cam and its consequences have been a disaster for the rat phenotype
bout our time for the trophy this season innit
>>157402082 A handful of the team parks at the training ground in their Mary Kay Pink Cadillacs and they have priceless moments with their Mary Kay team and family. Only the top 1% of the Mary Kay independent sales force earn a Pink Cadillac so they are doing well
>>157401970>foreigners wanting to support an epl team after the world cupjust say Americans
last year was an asterisk season b-because Pep couldn't get any fanny from his own wife la'
>>157402229My friend that moved over to the US has been a Juventus fan since he was young, so I'm not sure I believe so much of Eastern Europe bandwagons the Premier League But with soccer, there's only 15 clubs worth watching, and less than half are in the Premier League. Bundesliga is my favorite but I don't really follow league ball. Too drawn out, 8 months, no playoffs. It's pretty dumb. To top of off, from Sept to Feb we are all focused on the NFL in the States. It's only April and May there is a window to tune into soccer and see how that's ending upI do like watching all the big domestic cups especially come May but really the only thing I love in soccer is World Cup, Euro and Copa America
>>157402292cool story y*nk but dont think anyone asked
>>157402298It's 11pm in London, you're getting cranky because you haven't gotten to sleep yet
>>157402305dunno if that one really works at 11come back at 2am for the schizo hours
>you now remember Michael Carrick's Manchester United getting battered by Pooben Scamorim's AC Milan C
>>157401070this went over A LOT of heads
>>157402009who is that future chelsea prospect?
>>157401737Slipperpool better hope that doesn't happen, he would much rather play for Arse but Arse don't want him >>157392593
>>157398970Again, our league being flooded with foreign shittersWhy do Prem teams always buy Ngubu from the French league instead of young English players from the Championship/League One, this shouldn't be allowed
>>157402656>leafy suffolk town flooded with £30m surinamese centre backs
still no signing after conceding 4 against shomrim's milan
now let's see what's going on with liverpool's backup gk
>>157400658warra trophy
>>157400783>defending Israel
are citty really letting bernardo leaving on free, selling reijnders, rodri and nico gonzales, while retaining washed kovacic and building their new core around elliot anderson and also looking to sign both bouaddi and enzo fernandez? what the fuck
Welcome to Crystal Palace Zavier Gozo
>>157401945Yeah people like you>>157401799>jewish owner>has Promise of DavidHmmmm
so dante has just retired and suddenly become the manager of bayern's reserve team
some random stuff i picked uphttps://www.beinsports.com/en-us/soccer/liga-profesional-argentina/articles/why-didn-t-iker-muniain-join-san-lorenzo-the-coaching-license-that-stopped-his-return-2026-07-24>retired as a footballer in San Lorenzo last year to immediately get a manager's job in some 5th tier spanish team>then had a better job opportunity by moving up a tier (4th tier now) in Salamanca CF in 15th June>suddenly got called by San Lorenzo if he wanted to be a manager there which he agreed and since his contract clause with Salamanca allowed him to leave whenever he pleased so he left >turns out he needed to have a CONMEBOL Pro License to coach the argentinian side so the move failed>he had to beg for his Salamanca job back which fortunately was still vacantidk what's worse, the idiot San Lorenzo's board that failed to consider such a simple license was a necessity to be a manager there or Muniain himself who didn't ask first hand if they had all it took to appoint him to the point he immediately left his original job quickly.
>>157404669god damn he spent that long at Nice
>>157402518future?heh...
>>157404619Everyone is predicting Coventry go down. Everyone. Congrats on blindly following the consensus and not thinking for yourself. Just grab your popcorn for Friday.
>everyone writing us offsee you in may
I DONT BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
>>157402032g-get the bags in
>>157404518yes, it's over
>>157401836Is that lad who makes the funny Hull promo posters for each match for facebook still about?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROONY????!!!!???!
>>157402656They buy a ton of players from the championship. Only the Portuguese league has a higher transfer income than the championship over the last decade I believe
>>157406812Not income balance
>>157399111Why? That increases the paper value
DARWIN DARWIN NUNEZ HE CAME FROM BENFICA TO THE BIG REDS
Ruggeri and Suzuki confirmed. Can't wait for>black goalkeepingto make a comeback
>>157407099>also wanting to sign wan bissakahe was already benched by the relegated west ham last season why in the hell they still want him even for a backup, it's no longer 2020
as monaco have parted ways with crockedba
INEOS ARE YOU MADDDDD
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>>157407172EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC
>>157407201>could've let him go last season for 100m>force him to stay, he underperforms, and now forced to sell at essentially half that priceWhat a mess up here man. Bloom must be seething
What's with United and spurs this window signing overrated shitters
>>157407236Spurs probably just wanted to look busy even though they've definitely weakened It gets forgotten just how bad they were last season. 17th doesn't tell the tale, results like a 3-0 home loss against an extremely poor Forest with the failed signing of Gibbs-White scoring against them
Now I cant do anything until I guess the last 6 of thesehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4g4v4mm9r8o
>>157407327it didn't accept the correct answer for Chelsea's nickname
>>157407236>this windowBoth have paying too much for total shitters for years!!
>have paying
>>157407352The slave traders?
>>157407201kobbie bros..
>Ederson failed his medical>meanwhile Baleba is injured till september
>>157407327Only one I had to look up was Fleetwood because it wouldn't take "Cod Army".
Baleba wew
>On-field conversations between players and referees will be broadcast during Premier League games this season. >Discussions will not be broadcast live but shortly after selected incidents on the official broadcast, with the specific situations shown determined collaboratively by broadcasters, the Premier League and Pro Ref.
New, use it when ready>>157407537>>157407537>>157407537
>>157407568I think early thread makers should be banned indefinitely from this site
>>157407352>Rentboys not allowed>Cottagers is allowedJust not on is it
>>157407568Why did you even bother.
