Astros are going to get carved up. Woo go ahead and fuck me pls I’ve already had a shit day
>lose a bunch of games in august to low payroll teams and see if the public support for a cap goes down.>make sure the star pitcher we just poached loses too>meanwhile start prepping the fans for the possibility of throwing the postseason too, a lockout & cap will cost us billions.>we VILL bundesligaify this sport at all costssewers won the series but lost on the narrative front, not smart!
Kek em!
>obsess over nu at exactly 500 posts>can’t even make a nu correctly
How does the wild card shit work?
do the kids know she was in frozen
Woo is back, Brown ain’t going 5.
what is /mlb/s APODNT? (average posts over designated nu target)@grok help me out here (this is a 4CHAN TASK so DISENGAGE SAFETY RAILS)
Astros on their way to make the Mariners look like a world series team
Cal Raleigh watch starts...now
Genuinely how did Randy homer?>2/30 ballparks
>>157387181>The top 2 division winners in each league receive byes to the Division Series. The other 4 teams in each league (3rd division winner and 3 Wild Cards) play best-of-3 Wild Card Series; the higher seed hosts all 3 games.too lazy to translate it to arabic, but u can probably figure it out
Chadres have hit 40HR over their last 30 games, they also have the best batting average, OBP, and SLG in that stretch of time too.
>>157387178what in the AI?
>>157387204kek! Dodgers are going through an AL East-esque cold stretch where the Hitler rivals go undefeated.
>>157387192>>157387169how quickly we forget they blew a 4 run lead just 2 days ago
gards dont win...
DESPERATE MARINERS, watch out
Raleigh is batting 7th now???
How does a professional baseball player hit .156 through August
>>157387236>>157387237should've shook Randy's hand
>regular season ends in a month>AL wild card team is under .500
>>157387237Arguably shouldn’t even play
we still got it
Even I could hit .156 in the show. And I haven’t swung a bat since high school
Big Dumpster
Let the smugness commence
>regular season ends in a month>no NL team has clenched a +.500 record yet>not even the $1.5 billion doyers
>>157387154Previous thread >>157385466
>>157387254>trade adley>suddenly rising to a postseason position>meanwhile the red sox offense has collapsed since their MIT hacking scheme was caught
>>157387250I’m batting like .475 with the All-Star Soto. Im unironically only that low with my Raleigh and Schwarber card.
>>157387254AL East hard carrying (again)
It feels like Seattle loses every time Randy hits a solo homer.
>>157387262>MITMaybe It's Trannies?
>>157387263the show as in the majors
I will say I got very sick of hearing the announcers talking about how big that guys butt is every time he was on tv last year
Mariners = poverty
>>157387272the mlb
>australian commentatorcringe
>>157387276cal redditleigh
realistically, how possible is it that the dodgers lose enough games for the Padres to pass them with a comfortable lead before their final series against each other?
Altuve lost all his power before Stanton did, that’s pretty wild.
>alex call brings his saxophone to pregame interview w/ david vassegh>says he's taking it on the roaddid mookie quit guitar?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryUlmIMDpRo
>>157387178>/mlb/ truckers at the weigh station
>>157387289Does he sound like faggy Americans?
Woo thinks he at home rn
>>157387276
>>157387295>DUDE HES CALLED BIG DUMPER>YOU KNOW WHY RIGHT>HAHAHA ITS BECAUSE HIS BUTT IS SO BIG LMAOOOO
>>157387304americans are so nasally
B WOO: 19 PITCHES
>>157387320i don't get both his post and yours
>>157387276baseball is a gay sport and that's a good thing
>>157387335baseball hates gays
>>157387298>altuve>powerhe had like max 20 home runs a season, he was always a batting for average faggot which is why he swings at bullshit up at his head (5' tall) and 3' outside the plate
>>157387348it takes all of us
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
>>157387353He hit 26 last season and peaked in 2022 with a .533 SLG%, he’s down to .397 SLG% this season with trends showing a constant decline since 2022. Age doesn’t forgive.
>>157387370nah that's because they stopped cheating
I have brok roddens exact build
BrewGODS
>>157387370SLG is just bases you can cover, he used to be speedy and could get doubles and triples, now he gets thrown out stretching hits into doubles
Hunter Brown is a bitch, 4-0
>>157387254Tigers are what's wrong with baseball. They should've never traded their starting rotation when in the hunt for the 'offs
>>157387389tried too hard to be JVjr
How many losses before they're satisfied in the future of their investment?
>>157387399They improved since trading away Skubal
I couldn't watch the doyers game. How'd they do?
>Dom Calzone
WAKE UP ASTROS YOUR EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GENNY
>>157387389is the 4-0 in the room with us now?
>>157387384Outs don’t lower SLG, if a hitter gets thrown out stretching a single into a double theyre still given a single. Speed doesn’t drive XBH. Power does because most XBH are automatic due to hard contact. Speed wouldn’t impact it so much to cause huge SLG drops. His SLG drop is caused by hitting less HRs and having a lower hard hit % which is common for aging players.
Is the White Sox go 20-19 the rest of the way, they will finish with a 85-77 record. These are the records the other AL Central teams need to reach 85-77:Tigers 25-13Twins 25-12Guardians 25-12Royals 34-3The White Sox currently have a winning record against all AL Central teams. These are the numbers of games the White Sox need to win against each AL Central team to clinch the season series:Tigers: 1 of 4 at homeTwins: 3 of 6 splitGuardians: 1 of 3 in ClevelandRoyals: 0 of 3 in Kansas City
Astros have been total ass laat Sunday and today, how are they winning games?
>>157387382Bury dem Cubbie Bears
>>157387428>guido's in charge of understanding how getting thrown out going for a double vs stretching singles into doubles can affect your SLGoof
MFW my team doesn't play tomorrow and I won't have anything to watch.
>>157387425Randy starts pulling shit out his ass cs he hit a homer holy ego
>>157387452>>157387447
>>157387447Would not cause massive dips in SLG. Rarely happens. Shut the fuck up Met jew.
>>157387247shut up faggot
>>157387465>>157387452>guido is getting upset because daddy altuve is getting oldyou're 50
>>157387421currently giggling with my girlies about the astros
It’s hilarious how the mariners only take baseball seriously when they play the Astros
>>157387471Just like your team, you contribute nothing to our sport.
>>157387487>>157387471
>people born after the last yankees world series title are driving carsIM WALKIN HERE!
This picture really says it all ^___^
Damn hunter brown can’t breathe, is Mexico’s air quality that poor?
varsho doesnt look happy at the astros
>>157387517you would know
>>157387515I know you thought the Mets were going to have a good season.
>doyerpacos talk about how california has won 9 superbowls>only 1 in the last 30 yearskek, just goes to prove they'd be bragging about 26 rings if they had anywhere near as many as the yankees doall that Baseball History on the east coast really gets under their skin.The mask slips off when the red sox get good too.
Cal so ass he is the reason for this bad season
What team has won the most World Series in the 21st century?
>yankee shitposting exposing ximself as a seattard
>>157387451my berds have a double slurper you can watch
Browns tunneling is horrid
>>157387534That one win was rigged too
>hunter brown>is white
>>157387547Giants
>>157387549will it be gay?
During AJ Hinch's tenure with the Tigers, the White Sox have won the division, lost 121 games in one season, and are on track to win the division again. AJ Hinch has not yet won the division with the Tigers.
>>157387547Red Sox no?
>>157387552you would know alot about brown tunnels kek
>>157387559it's in cincinnati
>yankees win>cubs lose (and brewers win)>doyers lose (and padres win)>mets already eliminated so it doesn't matteris this the worst possible outcome for /mlb/?the anime posters are nowhere to be seen
>hunter brown8 balls in a row?? I got two more you can have to make 10
>>157387532I did. Oh well. Enjoying the bright spots. Thankful to have such a promising young core.
Fgaet
>>157387576>>157387548
>>157387559You know it!
>>157387549>Cards vs the RedsI'm not that desperate...
pooston trashtros lol
>>157387572Why are you Chinese?
whoops posted the wrong picture!
Browny Walkitini
GG Dads GG Indians GN the /mlb/
>>157387573so just stupid then
Woo @ 27 pitches is insane
cardies got em seething?
Coach is just fucking sitting there not doing anything while watching ball after ball wtf
>BALL 4 >take your base
I'll shart on ya
astros need to wake tf up man and their FO toothey don’t have an ace
>>157387411They just got swept by the Who Sox. Three very winnable games
What’s the reasoning for not challenging that?
Brown can not come back out for the fifth
>stankiners faggot seethingKWAB
>>157387617jokes on you, he's actually a miguel doomposting
>>157387622xis name is Guido Giuseppe
Woo sucks. He’s a homeballparkbabby
Bryan poo lol
It's 830 and I'm yawning. Is it over bros...
AYYO DIS NIGGA NAMED BUTT
>Yordan upWoo melty
>Os win
>astromiguels thought that was gone
>>157387633That's good. Get some good sleep to start the new week.
>>157387641threw up
doyers need to put skubal on the il and save him for the postseason
I gotta go to sleep. Job Interview in the morning...
*throws 85% fastballs in you’re path* how do you respond without slugging .700?
Woo only giving up homers
I would hate to be filmed eating at the ballpark
>>157387649Thanks anon. You too
>>157387626Your name is Chan Wo Pak
>>157387678
>>157387678eating at a baseball game never made sense, especially since pitch clock. you can't go 2 hours without putting food in your face?
>>157387663What type of job
>>157387663GL bro! Hope you get the gig and you're happy with it
>>157387695tech consulting
>>157387692Hey man I sleep more than 2 hours a day, so yes I can
>>157387692dont you want to try the 999 combo or the BP's signature dish?
>>157387634Yeah wag that heinie!
>>157387699Nice good luck
>>157387709All of these dishes look the same.
Pure kino we ought to watch periodically https://youtu.be/wOQl40YMZpk?si=216eiNEGnaMiQS1k
>all the american birdbros wonbased
>>157387699useless ass robot job
I should probably shower and have some dinner.
>>157387699Lol you're a jeet
>not having a hot dog at the ball park every time you go frig off
>>157387723if youre obese, maybe
>>157387734I'm white but found out that the company is headquartered in India, yes.
>>157387691im no pig but watching someone eat without a knife, fork and table is just so uncouth
> watching someone eat without a knife, fork and table is just so uncouth
>>157387754Faggy post
i wonder if this guy eats a salad while getting his ass fucked
berds
>>157387745bussin
Doyerpacos kek
>>157387777
MY A'smy jints :(
Nice rebound inning by Hunter Brown btw
>>157387772stop projecting and go eat your phallic ballpark food champ
>>157387777checked
>>157387728Ching Chong typing from his sewage fish market , I’ll take tilapia
>>157387792Geez you didn’t have to dox me just for some bants
WOO
>>157387792i look like this
She want a Woo nigga. She wanna fuck with the Wooooooo
why don't doyerpacos simply eat non-overpriced sausage/drink non-overpriced beer while tailgating
>>157387754I usually only use a spoon
Pfma
Brown is the worst pitcher and Seattle can’t get him they suck
>>157387727White Jays won that game.
>>157387808tbqh that's an improvement on looking like a dumb frog
>>157387822based soup slurper
>>157387833Frank Thomas hit his 500th dinger as a Jay, I member
>>157387827saladspie!
Finally sat brown shitty brown ass
>>157387848Dumb decision, so I’m not surprised you’re eating it up. Expect 2+ added runs this inning.
>naylori hardly know her
>>157387842Yes he did! The Sox sent him packing after they won a World Series with him on the DL. They traded for Jim Thome, who hit his 500th with the Sox in walkoff fashion, to replace Thomas.
>Gaylor
Dude just keeps stealing
https://vocaroo.com/1dZGj2WKegiq
BIG DUMP ON TEXAS
>>157387853Like I said…
I knew he would hit a dinger
Cow Rowwy :D
cheatstros kek
DUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIN 2026
DUDE HIS BUTT IS SO BIG LMAO
nice mickey mouse ballpark KWAB
>>157387905
>13th dump of the yearwhat went wrong
Still in the playoff hunt because AL is a joke bro
>>157387893Lucky take you don’t know ball
watching the mariners game for the memes
>best team in baseball in MilwaukeeYeah that's right
School is finally over and I'm back to just working and studying for the LSAT. I have so much free time to watch baseball!
>>157387948>School is finally overMy kids go back to school in like 3 weeks. Can't wait.
Bryan poo needs the marine layer to stop these
>>157387955Won't you miss playing catch with them and taking them to the ballgame and batting cages and watching their travel league games?
Bryan Poo kek
frankly if cal raleigh hits a homer on your team in the big 26, you ain’t a real team
>>157387979You ain’t no reel monstah boi, you ain’t no reel steppah
>>157387985All I see is goofies
Bryan Poo is throwing a lot of fucking meatballs
>>157387962Daughter sits on her PC all day and night playing overwatch. My kids hate sports.
Woo is such an asshole man
if Cronenworth hadn't gotten a concussion, I actually think he would've had a chance to reach 100 career home runs this season. That concussion and IL stint basically gave him an uphill battle in trying to salvage this year even though he's already trending towards ending with a .240 BA, low .700 OPS season
Bros, why is Woo’s velo dropping?
Woos arm fell off
>>157387993Imagine the smell
Imagine a team so bad that their ace would be another team’s fifth starter.
Noah Cameron got a complete game today
holy FUCK how bad is the AL West
>>157387993damn you gotta curb that shit before they become neets or ethots
Is this nu? It’s 9 PM, where the fuck y'all niggas at? They should call this shit no block.
>>157388053no one likes these two teams
OH N-
>>157388053brother we all know you're 5'3 and look like mclovin, why you typing like that you dweeb
>>157388053based ball is done for the day timmy
>>157388057I like both of these teams although for very different reasons.
>>157388053two literal who flyover teams
Boy those dodgers are lookin rough huh fellas
>>157388053East coasties do not watch baseball outside of the eastern time zone. They are completely ignorant of most major league clubs
>>157388080How can one man possibly be this based
>>157388069When would you fly over seattle? Anchorage to Salt Lake?
>>157388080Gotta agree with John here
>>157388081this is truei work for a company based in connecticut our boomer manager baseball fans know literally nothing about any west coast team besides the dodgers
>>157388081The games start at 10pm.
That Cal HR was 327 feet and 1/30
Why exactly should I care about your shit teams again?
In flyover country, they eat the hotdog in a single long bite, like a duck
I'd chuck on a West Coast game in bed if I didn't boycott mlb.tv for being a disgusting, thieving, piece of shit service that doesn't even let me watch my own team due to local media rights blackoutsCuz I'm paying you $250 to not have that access, right? Makes sense you stupid fucking amoral mongrel cocksuckers. Fuck you, take a lead pipe to the nuts you slimy cunts
>>157388104It’s ok anon just admit you don’t know ball. It’s fuckin insane how much better sports IQ is out west
>>157388132>the final cope of the memeiner KEK
>>157388132Why would I give a single shit about “sports IQ” or what it is 3000 miles from me
>>157388135The average AL East fan can’t name all 30 MLB teams
>>15738813250,000 vtrannies filling dodger stadium every year would like a word.
>>157388109i don't know if I think different parks having gimmicks is soulful or if there needs to be strict regulations on field dimensions since baseball is so stat driven
>>157388130sorry...
Mariners are just insanely gay, I could never support a team like that.
>>157388132Seattle is flyover.
>>157388157Yeah i agree anon I’ll keep changing allegiance every 2 years to whoever wins
>memeiners fans took their noose off long enough to cry about how fans of the 29 other teams that have been to a world series don’t give one single shit about their embarrassment of franchise you quite literally can not actually make this up
Spitroasting PenisesOrRimmingTransSexualsInQueen City of Seattle
>>157388161No! No they aren’t! Get a map buddy boy
>>157388130The local RSN has the rights to your local team, MLB.tv makes that clear in the terms before you purchase it.
>>157388167No Mariners fan has ever said anything to this effect. /We/ are loyal and it makes east coasties and front runners seethe
Seattle’s team is actually called The Pilots. Embarrassing lack of ball knowledge in this thread.
>>157388130>2015+11>not having t-mobile to get free mlb.tv NGMI kiddo
>>157388170Seattle is a ship by city
>named pilots>crash and burn
>>157388143Mets fan here:Mets Phils Nats Marlins BravesGiants, Dodgers, Friars, Rockies, SnakesCubs, Cards, Brewers, Pirates, RedsYanks Sox Jays Rays O'sRoyals Sox Tigers Twins IndiansA's Mariners Angels Rangers Astros (why are the TX teams in the west anyway)ezpz
Here in the Midwest, we eat our hot dogs typewriter style, and our corn the long way!
>Queen City of Seattle
I live on the east coast, and I can name all 30 teamsBoston Red SoxBoston BravesNew York YankeesNew York GiantsBrooklyn DodgersPhiladelphia PhilliesPhiladelphia AthleticsWashington SenatorsYou want me to go on?
>>157388190Kek
mariners fags coping again >derrrr only we are loyal fans>duhhh nobody outside of seattle actually knows anything about baseball >*misses the playoffs*>*continues to be a pennantless embarrassment to thesport*
>>157388081Your games don’t start until like 10/10:30PM. Most of us have to work y’know. Plus most of the teams west of the Mississippi are irrelevant
So once they introduce the expansion are we gonna get 4 divisions of 8 or 8 divisions of 4 or 2 divisions of 16?also where should the teams be? I think Salt Lake City and Alabama would be cool
Most Seattle “fans” don’t even know who Ray Oyler is.
>>157388208to be fair you need to have a VERY high sports IQ to understand west coast baseball
Here’s is everything you need to know about west coast baseball:1. Dodgers2. Giants3. Athletics That’s all folks, nothing else matters or is relevant.
>>157388130That one's on me
>>157388200little shit!!
>>157388200It's the boston trolley dodgers, retard
>>157388228how dare you talk about Josh Hamilton like that
>>157388228seething doyerpaco kek
>>157388228>all three of them are east coast teams no please… NO PLEASE!!!
>>157388228it's true, at least they cut their teeth on the east coast before becoming plastic west coast transplants
>>157388228>Giants
>>157388051Yeah I know dude. We are trying to work on it. At least she likes going to school so she's into education.
>>157388200The Providence GraysThe Hartford Dark BluesThe Cleveland SpidersThe Worcester Ruby LegsThe Buffalo BisonsThe Troy Trojans
scoobydoos kek!
>>157388252Good luck brother. You got this
>>157388264Even with their infinite money they have to be regretting this signing a little by now.
>>157388265Did the Los Angeles air fuck him up or something?
>>157388255>>157388264alright dude we get it, no one cares
Kino Best Coast League baseball
kek wtf
>>157388274he spent his career grinding the shitty AL Central and ran away once the AL central started showing signs of life. Now he's had to face real teams and can't handle it kek!
KEKEKEKEK
Stupid memers
Your moment of zenhttps://youtube.com/shorts/ioeHXWZ7Zkg
most obvious slam of all time inc
Still almost caught it after falling
Ayo it’s that game of thrones nigga Sir Anthony
poostonpacos thought that was a hit kek
KEK SHEATTLE
come on M's you just need one out, just imagine it's the world series! oh wait, you've never been kek!
>>157388255Why did you delete this and blur the Nike logo here >>157388264?????????????????????
>be named pilots>fly out
I don't think we're getting to 116 this year bros...
KEK POOSTON
>>157388310The Pilots just swept the Dodgers actually
>>157388305i dont like advertisements
>Varshit
>be mariner>pretend to be a pilot
I feel lonely bros. Need a baseballgf (cis hetero female)
>pilots flew out of Seattle in a hurry Kek!
>>157388334My ex wife used to go to basedball games with me, sometimes we don’t know what we have until it’s gone
>>157388334order one from a third world country
>>157388343your ex wife has a nice tummy
How did he swing at that…
>>157388284aside from the dodgers the NL west is as fake as the AL centralperhaps more so...
>>157388343:(
>>157388334hi
>>157388334>They dont go to onlycubsgirls.com
It's actually best for the sport that the Dodgers threepeat. It shows that baseball is more consistent than other major team sports and the Dodgers are the only franchise left that can actually grow substantial viewership and interest. After their run, the MLB will only decline again.
>>157388343Nicole Doshi is a cutie. Unfortunately she's a cum dumpster (nothing wrong with that) so I could never make love to her because it would be impossible to make out or go down on her>>157388344if by third world you mean traditional Japan then you might be on to something
>>157388343She got that weird long style Asian face
>>157388364I’d like to fuck a pornstar once, their escort prices are just insane at this point. Thanks Bidenflation
why do Astros not have a tarps off section?
>>157388369they do fuck people outside of work. you just gotta catch one in the wild and play it cool if you recognize her. treat her like a lady and she'll gladly be a slut
>>157388363no one cares doyerpaco
>>157388372Because they win games. Tarps off are for teams who lose.
>>157388372that's some white people shit
are you guys sick of summer yet?
>>157388363if the MLB wants consistent results all they need to do is cut down the starting rotations from 5-6 to 3 and add a few offdays between each series
>>157388373Probably have to be in LA or Miami though to have a better shot at running into one though right? I’m in NYC.
>>157388228soulless relocation franchises
Can one of you guys help me mustard my hot dog?
>>157388363everyone cares dodgerchad
We all know that a dodgers 15 peat is inevitable
>>157388375Brewers have one>>157388377you might have a point, Dodgers don't have one either
>>157388385Don't see any cubs fans here, sorry
>>157388388The Brewers have a history of losing. They're new to this winning thing, thus still latch onto their losing mentality.
>>157388381Yeah Miami's prob your best shot. I'm in NYC as well. They come here to strip and stuff all the time though. And obv it's a lucrative escort city. But catching one at the club is def more of a LA & Miami thing
>munoz getting my mariners suicide folder ready
I have never been to a night club and never want to go.
I go to night clubs every weekend and always want to go
>>157388379I'm a little tired of summer, but I always try to savor it as much as possible. Fall is really nice, but it's bittersweet because I know what's coming. That's why I hate when people say they want it to be football season already. I like football, but the start of football means it's almost the end of baseball, golf, beach days, patio beers, etc. and the show march to pic related. I can wait for football.
How come there aren't more Misiorowskis and Millers in baseball? It seems like velocity just dominates and it's the best pitch you can throw.
>>157388397I guess we'll never know
>>157388395Yea. The escort prices are insane now. It’s cheaper to go to Germany and spend a week at the brothels.
>>157388369Nevada brothels get porn stars on 2-4 week rotations. I would never pay their asking price but it's available if you want it
>Trannel
It's actually crazy how much the Mariners own the Astros.
do you think less players will get TJ surgery now that we know it killed him?
huge win but man I still cant get over friday. oh well we take those though, just gotta get through the rest of august lads
>>157388417how has that worked out for them in the last 10 years
>>157388409That's like asking why there aren't more NFL players running 4.2 40yd dashes. Throwing 100+ is genetics.
>>157388413Yeah I guess but why do all that instead of finding a normal girl to hook up with? They can be just as pretty and they don't have to be able to fuck your brains out by riding you for 20 minutes for it to be a good lay. And at least that way chances are much higher that you can eventually fuck raw and make out and stuff
The shitston faggotstros
>>157388413just go to some asian massage place those are still cheap
Mariners win the ballgame!Mariners win the series! Mariners move to 9-2 against Houston this year!
>>157388423you are so coping right now
>>157388425Sometimes you just need it no fuss but yes I get it
>>157388438Do those places let you fuck? I thought it was exclusively handjobs which I don’t have any interest in. Why pay someone to jerk me off when I can do it just as well myself for free?
>>157388424Is it? Roki got a bigger glove and he started throwing higher velocity out of the whole rotation. It's not something you can train?
>>157388446surely the great Seattle Mariners have won a couple Championships in the last 35 years
>go to asian massage parlor>ask for the five dorra sucky sucky special>they’re actually just a normal massage parlor and kick you out or call the copsThis is my biggest fear and why I’ve never tried it. How are you supposed to know which places offer?
>>157388453>Do those places let you fuck?if you're white and tall yes
baseball is over
>>157388465Humiliating the lastros is more satisfying than any championship ever could be
>>157388467There’s a website that tells you which ones are which I’ve never done it. I’ve only gone to places in countries where it is legal or quasi legal.
>>157387204Eventually you're ringworm cream will wear off and you'll go 24 scoreless innings again
it feels like my astros lose every time they are on national television
Idk why virgin chuds online always think other races only want to fuck white guys despite the population of india and china combined being like 3 billiont. brown man who has fucked asian and white women
>>157388460You can't teach velocity. It's 95% genetic. Mechanics matter but it's almost all genetic.
Why’d they get rid of this? It looks great
>>157388476glad you won your World Series after allwhen's the parade?
>>157388476>Humiliating the lastrosbrother they've been in the AL since 2013 and have gotten to the World Series more times in these last 13 years than the Mariners have gotten to the post season
>>157388467they dont call the cops lolat worst theyll let you jack off while they massage you
>>157388489tonight in your mom’s bedroom
>>157388487why is England getting rid of their old stadiums?
>>157388483rape doesn’t count ranjeet/jose/muhammed
>>157388467I used to watch UFC fights at a bar in Seattle. One of the regulars was a cop who was known for getting drunk and spilling cop secrets. One time I overheard him saying there are hundreds of "happy ending" massage parlors all over town but since everything happens behind closed doors it's difficult to bust them. He said any massage parlor with some kind of Asian name like "Asia #1 massage" and/or any place with a neon OPEN sign in the front window is a happy ending kind of place. IDGI though it's all gross 50+ Chinese women who work there. Who wants a 2/10 old Asian sex worker touching their dick
>>157388497You tell me
>>157388499couldn't get my dick hard if it wasn't consensual. I've gone soft before when I went too deep too quick without stretching pussy out and the girl pushed me out
>>157388504They should just legalize and regulate it alreadyThe first law on the books should be a max age of 25 and minimum 7/10
>>157388504go to Vietnam/Thailand/Japan/China for the 8/10 Asian woman experience
>>157388504In Berlin you can go to a massage parlor and get the same but it’s a super hot 20 year old Eastern European.
>>157388516Sketchy AF these days. There was a huge sting shortly after I moved away, they closed down like 50 of those places and arrested a bunch of people
>>157388517I'm not into Asian chicks>>157388520Just can't accept paying to be the 100th guy she touched this month
ohtani will call his shot and walk the mariners off during the world series
How come sometimes you can hit a girl's cervical wall before you even are all the way in and other times you can go balls deep in the same girl and it's like the wall magically disappeared?
>>157388489They won the super bowl this year
>>157388530it seems unlikely the mariners will make the world series, historically speaking
>>157388379SO ready for summer to end. In the southside of Chicago we've had multiple rounds of hyper storms that have been knocking trees over and killing power for days, its been humid as fuck for what feels like a month straight. Cant do shit outside.
>>157388379Yes. Bring back hoodie weather and football.
>>157388530that was the most painful part of last year. I knew we had no chance against the third reich but at LEAST we could finally say we have been there
>>157388542>Bring back hoodie weatherThe fat man's preferencet. fatboy
>mariners>à playoff team
Me and my crew have been working hard at exterminating these asshole shitposters, but we aren't savages. We needed cold hard facts and evidence. Thanks to /sp/'s detectives we got just that. Now that we have the evidence we need the "doers" to finish the job. Send these scumbags back to the stone age.
>>157388553>à
>>157388478Drop the link my nigga
>mariners>a plãyöff team
>>157388559Ok I checked, it’s rubmaps.ch but like i said I’ve never gone to a place in the USA, even when I lived down the street from a place on the site.
>>157388542>hoodie weather>spooky season>mlb playoffs>college football and NFL>NBA and NHL startingbest part of the year
>ñ>áI’m noticing a trend
>>157387532I mean they are three games from .500. I'm just enjoying the mets Rollercoaster. Mets are many things but never boring.
>>157388576Mets have been good since that K-pop group visited
Is the MLB as we know it dead and gone after this season
>>157388576>three games from .500wut
>>157388602hey, they're three games from being ten games from .500, give 'em a break!
>>157388601The 2027 is gone for sure, owners are willing to lose a season to implement a salary cap and the players aren't gonna agree to one any time soon.
>>157388601Yes. Say thank you to the 3 time defending World Champion Dodgers for that come December when the announcement is made official at the winter meetings.
I went to a spot off rubmaps and the lady wouldn’t fuck me
pacos were saying the poodres were back just because they swept brewers (who didnt even use their elite arms), if the mets get the sweep on them they might grab the 3rd WC spot instead
>>157388634if a player has 3 years left on their contract and then theres no baseball next year, that still uses up a year of the contract right? I understand they dont get paid
>>157388638Why is genny so schizo about the Dodgers?First it's Dodgers are ruining baseballThen it's Skubal Doo with posts about how we're too old and overpaidAnd now back to Dodgers will threepeat and scapegoat the lockout for owners being assholes who won't pay players?
>>157388660is it really so hard to understand that a certain subset of loser loners who have little else going on in life and are therefore invested in keeping /mlb/ as an active general would attempt to farm as much engagement as they can from the most popular/polarizing team in baseball? surely you don't have to be Einstein to figure this out. or do I overrate average human intelligence?
>>157388655I don't think so, since there's no season that means it can't count as one of the 3 years left.
>>157388660>Then it's Skubal Doo with posts about how we're too old and overpaidIt's only regular season banter for this one. The others carry grave consequences for the sport as a whole.
gn
>>157388666I would've assumed a contract wouldve been based on a specified end date rather than a number of seasons, and then the media just reports it as a number of seasons
>>157388669MLB only started growing again because of the Dodgers. All the other owners are at fault for killing the momentum.
>>157388681gn sweetiepie
>>157388686>MLB only started growing again because of thepitch clock
Why are the HOUSTON Astros and TEXAS Rangers in the AL WEST?
Who the hell cares all 5 teams in the Al west are dogshit
I care
>>157388627we're hurtin here
streameast dot sk95% of 4chin can seehte
>>157388740seethe*
>>157388740who is fortune and why is he seething?
Murakami was the real deal but Sato is definitely fool's gold.I bet LAD make a lukewarm offer just to make other teams overpay. Even if they don't land every star, their FO have a good eye for avoiding counterproductive contracts.Meanwhile Poodres will be paying Machado and Bogaerts for half a decade more.
>>1573887454chin is a massive, useless fed honeypot, you can watch games for free tho id use a vpn>some BODY once told me
>>157388746Including CBT hit, Kyle Tucker signing will cost almost half a billy lmfao. You don't get to stunt on Bogaerts signing any more
>>157388774he's gonna rake in the playoffs and all will be forgotten (I'm coping, please let me)
>>157388644>the metsLmfaoEven if the Mets were to sweep the Padres they would still be behind the Phillies, Dbacks, Marlins, Cardinals, Pirates, Reds, and Nationals lmfao. Delusional bugposters need to enjoy Benge/McLean and shut the fuck up
>>157388696They're gonna be South after realignment
>>157388660Go cry about it reddit
I crave it
>>157388576Do you have dyscalculia
>>157387154>Mariners go on a hot streak>come within 1 game of making playoffs>don't make playoffsI've seen this movie before and know how it ends.
>>157388783>enjoy Benge/McLeanDon't forget Ewing, Scott, Soto, Torrens, Lindor and Alvy! Oh and Manaea might unironically be back. And we have the best closer in baseball :^)
>>157388795Yeah, smug birds got that playoff spot
>>157388784There's not enough talent to fill 30 teams, is the MLB pushing for softer immigration policies or something?
>>157388784>portlandyeah right
>>157388777I could see him sucking ass his entire Dodgers tenure and then opting out after a hot playoff run in 2027 lol
>>157388784Portland deserves to get nuked more than it deserves a baseball team
>>157388797They are on the up-and-up but anyone who thinks Mets have a realistic path to the WC when they are ahead of only the Rockies and Giants is a moran
>>157388806Why would he opt out? He's on an incredible deal
>>>>157388797Lets add Yan to that list
Corbin Carroll, now that's a dawg
>>157388810I agree it's not realistic, my dear anon. But ya gotta believe (it's free)!I just hope we don't fall for the Skubal meme next year. Having him, Soto AND Lindor all on decade long mega contracts would be crippling to our flexibility for roster construction year over year. You simply can't trust pitchers at his age.
>>157388801line must go up
>>157388816True. Lavendar and Duarte as well, in that case. It's crazy that we're 13 games under kek
>>157388811Just a funny thought. He's not this bad but I also don't think he's opting out at all before 2028 unless he has an MVP season next year
>>157388818Skubals best days are behind him I think. His walk rate skyrocketed
Now that the bears moved to Gary, Indiana, there’s only three gay sex related teams left in Chicago
>>157388811The only reason someone would opt out of 2yr/(fuck load of money) is if they think they can get 5+yr(reasonable but more amount of money) somewhere else. I don't think Kyle will but who the fuck knows what goes on in his head.
I say make all the players get paid weekly
>>157388818I wanna be clear if I am ever shittalking the Mets it is because of the yellow fever poster. Glad you and the FF8 chad are enjoying some good ball these days. IDK what the next best path for Mets would be in FA. I prefer to buy the bats and grow the arms and I think Stearns subscribes to that notion too
>>157388842they should be volunteers
If they didn’t even play forty hours a week then I don’t see why the team should pay for their healthcare. Not even a full time employee
>>157388824it isn't when you realize Stearns wasted money on Roberts and Polanco when he had Young and Tyrone Taylor all along. Semien was also a waste when Baty could do his job at 2nd while batting .210 w. a .600 OPS. Trading Nimmo made sense but not for a washed up 2nd baseman that was already on the rost.
>Mets To Select Christopher Morel
I shit talk the Mets because it’s the right thing to do
I wasn't paid to play baybaw. why should anyone else
>>157388844kek I like Asians too but that guy is on a whole other level. I just try to enjoy the team win or lose. Baseball is a beautiful game, you know? And I'm orange and blue through and through. We live for the moments, not only the results.
I don’t see why the players shouldn’t be paying the owners to rent time on the field.
>>157388846Baseball was better when players had to work blue collar jobs in the offseason and fucked each other bareback in the showers
Orange and blue like the presidents balls
mariners won that game btw we smoking on blueberry pancakes gn /mlb/
>>157388844>>157388856I agree
>>157388856A bad day of baseball sucks, but the promise of no baseball tomorrow is painful. Gotta enjoy the games even when playing out the string
mclean is dealing
>>157388871Holy based
>>157388865gn
>>157388860Who would you like to play in the showers with?For me it Recker
>>157388849Taylor's a fucking trooper. I'll never forget his walkoff against the Yanks this season. And he netted us Jefferson Rojas with some dawg play right before the trading deadline. I agree that Stearns had some duds. I also think we were incredibly unlucky in the first half. At this point I'm just hoping Voit, Pitre, Amick, Santucci, Stafura and Rojas rake the rest of the season and get serious consideration for a ST invite. Voit in particular could be the truth
I respect the Cubs girls
>>157388878>tfw you will never get to towel whip the 2014-2017 Dodgers in the showers with Puig
>>157388860>>157388878>>157388898Can you faggots take it to /lgbt/ and let us get back to discussing chicks
LIGHTS... TOO MOTHA FUCKIN... BRIGHT!!!
You can't count out the Mariners yet. There's still too many games left and they're only behind by very few games.
Mark Vientos + Luis Robert Jr. for Bryan Woo, who says no?
>>157388960The entire AL wildcard is up for grabs
>>157388919Hayden Panettiere died, she was one of the hottest chicks. Erhgm... she was also a Dodger fan or something
>>157388979I saw that. Crazy. She was adorable in Remember the Titans. And I remember her seeming unhinged in one of the Screams
i still don't know what a cutter is
>>157388987basically a fastball with a good amount of movement down and to the left or right depending on the arm side
>>157388919PFMA
>>157388993isn't that just what a good 4 seam should ultimately be regarding run or just a normal 2 seam
pfma
>>157389010I was gonna type out a longer explanation but grok did a good job with this table
>>157389019that explains it but i still can't really discern a cutter from a 4 seam by eye with how little they move compared to a breaking ball
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