>>157388502You have to stop.
>>157388507ya bussy bubblin bitch?
>>157388502Bang bros
>>157388513Nah I'm cool
same thing sean strickland said with tears running down his cheek recalling daddy time
I'm so fucking flushed
38 years young.
>>157388564I'd have guessed 17
the Ribovics era has begun baby
>>157388564Top prospect
38 is a man's prime y'all tripping
>>157388564Justin really did it, he is essentially this generation's randy couture
>>157388587For some guys, it's not even close to their prime
Islam cleared the legendary Money Moicano
>>157388606How did your date go?
>>157388597what disease is this? obviously some sort of retardation but also there is a physical aspect no?
>>157388613Some kind of anti aging condition, idk what it's called probably just genetics and lifestyle mostly
we cannot follow them
>>157388622Who is them
History repeats itself.
>>157388635The white man marches on
>>157388646Islam ain't white.
>>157388609I don't know never been to one
>>157388651That's pretty sad
>>157388651leave some pussy for the rest of us
What stuck out to me the most last night? Islam post fight said "fight is work". What did I say yesterday? Islam doesnt play. He works.
what does it take for heemsters to not be mentally ill? a card with brazza? mental illness ensues. a card without brazza? mental illness still ensues
>>157388618kek
>>157388613Peter Pan syndrome
>>157388633jews
>>157388677Mixed Mental Arts
>>157388677The fans
>>157388677Shit the fuck up
mma is probably 60% mentals. you have to always know what to do, how to set things up, have to always want to win, etc.
>>157388695>>157388698>>157388700achieve, believe, conceive
>>157388702shut up
>>157388707hear that? its the sound of you losing the mentals
mma is probably about mma
spark up some of that mental awareness
Posting here because fuck /box/
>>157388704Not quite my tempo
If you can be heemed this implies the existence of an anti heem as Newton’s third law states for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
>>157388715ukraine am I right Russia?
Wrestling at a higher weight class is more impressive than takedown spam like Merab does. Cardio is infinitely easier when you’re small. Light man skill is also a meme. Most of Volk’s wins are actually kind of mediocre. Yair can’t grapple, Ortega is a punching bag, Max has no defense, Lopes has bad footwork. Prime Chad Mendes would beat Max Holloway.
I really wish the MMA Guru would go live tonight
THE hayden petittrie? ok let's see her record
>>157388645Ferguson vs Gaethje unfortunately...
This guy heems Islam btw
>>157388721gane taught me about this. to oversimplify, a heem shrinks the consciousness to a very small point, and an anti heem expands the consciousness until it's largely outside the body like a bubble.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.
Does anyone that thought ian was going to win would actually likes to speak up here?
>You have such beautiful daughters, Volk.SOON
>>157388773Too far
>>157388759you're not that force of nature, pal
>>157388715thats sad, i hope it wasnt sudoku. last i heard of her was about the cult shit
>>157388773wow cool joke man
>>157388790why is it sad
>>157388779 if you were from where Im from, youd be fucking dead
>>157388715one of my earliest celebrity crushes. RIP >>157388767pic related. I will remind them>>157388721>>157388752Focusing on the future expands the heem as proven by the fact that fighters tank hits better when they know how and when the hit will come. The missing link is how precisely must you focus on the future through your consciousness that you both reap the benefits of entering the anti-heem state but without being out of sync with what's happening
>3 wmma next week
>>157388715RIP, i guess we couldnt save the cheerleader this time
birds jump, fish go fish, I fight
>>157388715It’s strange when women you jerked off to die
What would your favorite fighter think if he saw your posts? I'd say he'd be pretty damn disappointed to have you as a fan.
>>157388798joke?
Just got my Ancestry results back bros. Do I warrior genes? Should I start training immediately?
>>157388880Only man I'm a fan of is myself, buddy and I'm pretty fucking proud
>>157388885
>>157388885i got some bad news buddy
>>157388880im only a fan of the most technically proficient fighters so they would understand my posts because iq
>>157388498Should I let the zest take over?
>hand over the daughters and nobody gets hurt
this week's fight card sucks but >next week is Umar madness>week after that is Hooker vs Parnasse>week after that is Van vs PantojaWe eating good for at least a month
Funnily enough, Ilia vs Gaethje and Islam vs Garry kind of had a similar structure, in that both Ilia and Islam almost had their opponent finished in the second, but them they held on and rallied in the third This kind of ends up highlighting the difference between the two, in that Ilia can't stop himself from going for it, and he gassed himself out badly in the second and became a punching bagMeanwhile, Islam didn't dump the clip and spent rest of the fight trying and often times succeeding in putting a lid on Garry's momentum
Clitia Topiglet prolapsed in there.
BJ Penn kills Islam at lightweight or welterweight I have to be honest
>>157388999comatose little freak!!!
>>157388804its sad when ppl die
>>157388980wmma next week means no watch from me dawg
>>157389065Who is this faggot?
real fights can go either direction at any timeyour "dominant champs" are guys who figure out how to get away with not actually fighting
>>157389086SOmetimes it's cool
>>157388502>red corner vs red corner must be a dream sequence mirror match. like when khabib asked islam how he would beat himself in a fight. he said he would heem and submit himself. this is that depiction…. chills….
wtf?
Oh dear…
>>157389295welcome home brother
In all seriousness Garry, Morales, and Islam would be a cute af throuple
Reminder Islam won
I fear I’m not worthy to suckle upon Slamdaddy’s BBC
>>157389544Yeah because he's a married man. Cut it out with the Gay Fantasies.
>>157389583Isnt this kind of post just going to encourage him talk more about your deceased mother?
>>157388935what this doo gonna do win a street fight by decision?
Remember when spammy made that one guy crash out just by posting "PICO POWER!" any time he posted anything?
KODY MOTHERFREAKING STEEL
>hey guys remember this thing that nobody on earth cares about except virgins with tiny penises?no I do not
>awake for nearing 30hrs>sleep for 2hrs>can't go backSomebody heem me for 12hrs>>157388747That's a pretty unpleasant thing to witness.
leaving the wmmas ama
>>157389681Hmm that's weird, I woulda thought you'd be an expert on that type of stuff
>>157389807sorry pal but when I heem I heem forever
heemed until like 3 or 4 need some breakfast
Woife keeps kneeing me in her sleep
Danger handed orolbai 100k and said need you to lose here champ too much money is on you
>>157389828Divorce
>>157389828work the clinch better your losing to a mingekeeper
>>157388498So did Layla finally get the ick with Ian after losing the title fight?
islam vs garry is about to be overturned to a no contest. stay tuned.
>>157388885Does it give your cosanguine percentage?
just remembered people unironically thought shartles would beat islam kek
>>157388885condolences
But is there an evidentiary basis behind that claim? As always I encourage you to do your own research, I've included a link to the New York Times article on this down below beside the link to my Substack and Patreon links so you guys can check that out in your own time if you wish.
>>157389505Nah fuck that!
ITS UP!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzEJust how good is volk? gave Islam his toughest fight and arguably won. Can I get heem's expect opinion on Ruffy vs Arman?
>>157389918Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
Jump on board, take a ride, yeah (Take a ride, yeah)You'll be doin' it all nightJump on board, feel the high, yeah (Feel the high, yeah)(Do-do-do-do-do)Jump on board, take a ride, yeah (Take a ride, yeah)(Without you)You'll be doin' it all nightJump on board, feel the high, yeah (Feel the high, yeah)(Without you)'Cause the kids are alright
>>157389828t. rampage
>>157389921What an incredibly hateful thing to say to somebody over such an innocuous comment.
>>157389937what's wrong with being drug addled
when I think about what Volk would do to Garry......CHILLS
are you on team daniel cormier or team din thomas? you can only pick 1
>>157389859That's part of the fetish
>>157389953DC always. The GOAT.
>>157389953
>>157389953Din Thomas is like DC but without any of the charm, humor, or accolades.
>>157389964hear is youre hero getting pozzed in his baconhole
>>157389973We hate Cucry though.
>>157389976i get us confused sometimes
>>157389953Din sucks. Throwing a fighter who just lost a title match under the bus is low as fuck and his analysis kind of sucks too.
>>157389987This nigga too stupid to pronounce his own name. D-I-N as in DINner, stupid ass.
Bruh, if Adriano Martins does this to you what do you think happens when Morales hits Islam? Nap time.
>>157390089middle eastern, no way dagis are white
>>157390107you'd be surprised
>>157390115No I wouldn’t, dagestanis aren’t white
i was daniel cormier in a past life
why is ian garry such a faggot?
Ian lost as soon as he walked out to "Layla". Fucking cuck.
>>157390147Why was hollywood hulk hogan such a jerk? Because you're a mark, you fell for the heel persona.
>>157390130they're persians the ones you refer to
layla is actually very meta a walkout it's based on an ancient poem about a cuck called majnun
If you asked the grass, the deer is the monster and the lion is their protector.
>>157390172I don't think Gary is doing a bit like Colby or Chael, he's just a simp faggot.
>>157390197bearclaw say chief speak great wisdom
>>157390183I mean the song is literally about pining for a chick who's married to your best friend, the Clapton married her when she divorced Harrison. WTF happened to bros before hoes?You're right though, perfect song for Ian Cucky.
>>157390089What does “Other” stand for?
>>157390209We don't sign our smoke signals here Bearclaw
Seriously what does "cake boy" mean and why did MMA Guru crash out so bad when somebody called him that last night?
Ian probably isn't even vegan, you all just believe everything you hear online
>>157390210yes but it's a 1500 year old or so story about a cuck in the middle east who goes insane over a woman called layla i think clapton was fairly on the nose by naming the song layla and garry or possibly his aoife might be so superficial they likely think the song is just funny
Georges Saint Panettiere
Legendary German sense of humor.
>>157390263i was telling the skirt yesterday about heems as i shamelessly tend to and mentioned the biggest heel in ufc is a feminist vegan with an older wife who took her last name and we had a chuckle about how funny that is, i think this was how i got in the wmmadem are into "dark woke" these days kind of easy market tbtdesu
>drumpf has syphilis and is physically unfit and mentally in the yard >heem me instantly clozzy i live nearbylike hot knife on butter
Bengeorges Saint Denis
test
Benghazi St Pierre
>>157390277Fuck you
>>157390331Fuck you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BStd6il0H0Mthe real sin was not walking out to this and letting the audience think for themselves but i expect nothing less from or for the hoi polloi
>>157390338Shut your mouth! I’ll beat the fuck out of you
Am I truly expected to treat Sean Brady like an elite welterweight for beating Joaquin Buckley?
PEDs might give you muscles but they won't give you heart. Fortunately Islam's got plenty o' that already
>>157390392is this a homosexual euphemism for something
>>157390411Roids do give you more heart tho it does cause organ hypertrophy
>oh my, when is the last time someone made you feel like an elite welterweight
jonesing for that kvass
The matchroom talent agency takeover still going strong
I am looking forward to Rodrigues/Hernandez, because it is the perfect "re-fraudchecking" fight. That is my own term. It refers to aa fighter who repeatedly gets on a win streak of 3 or 4, and people think he might be elite now, and the odds are not too stacked against him when he goes up against a top guy. But he isn't all that. He isn't elite. And he is about to get fraudchecked again. A refraudchecking is due.Rodrigues, your time is up.Punished Hernandez is going to disembowel you.
sean brady is actually spirit animals with henrnandez. perpetual top 5 literal whos
If Merab loses he's done right? No way that nose survives another fight without a year of surgery and recovery which his doctor told him to do and the earliest he could be back would at age 37
sadulaev is on the next RAF card? holy shit
this made me miss the roman filipina
>>157390573what the fuck sort of bug is this
>>157390576
>>157390576one that willing accepts white loads
the esl brigade triggered by the mere thawlt of bfc in ethnic minge
This man is the top athlete in the world right now.The best in his division.Unbeholdeth to anyone. Beholdeth only to himself.Written out of the equation years ago, assumed to be a can. Rose up and conquered.Brings eyes.Owns his weaknesses - jab and teep. Untouchable.Inscrutable.Political figure.Dynamite.Hot stuff.Appropriate amount of emotions. Only cries very occasionally - tough childhood, understandable.Sean StrickGOD is my and your KING.
>>157390608No. Nah. Hell no. Nope. HE'S RAPED. R A P E D. RAPED ASS BITCH
>>157390608*bows down*
>>157390617Based.>>157390615Cringe.
>>157390573I want to see her anus
>>157390638Coveting anusry over vaginussy is adjacent to sucking cock
>>157390638i can send you her whatsapp she has a cousin in south london
>>157390642in your mind, faggot
>>157390656
>>157390642
bussy smells worse than minge
>>157390669the equivalent of fighting a ranked fighter vs a can. its harder to finish but you do it because a man isnt afraid of getting dirty in deep waters
vagina is designed to heem mengs anus is designed to poop if you stick your meng in the poop spot then you have a poop meng
eurgh!
*stealthly invests into tom nolan stocks
>>157390701There was probably some really horny pole that went along the silk road and made the mongols. It's the more likely explanation.
>>157390703>polesnostopimmediately
Din "It's not me it's you" Thomas
Less than 4 weeks to Run Nation 4
There lived a certain man in Paris long agoHe was big and strong, in his eyes, a flaming glowMost people look at him with terror and with fearBut to scholar chads, he was such a lovely dearHe could Aristoteles like Nietzsche Full of ecstasy and fireBut he also was the kind of teacherWise men would desireCi-Ci Ciryl Gane,heemer of the British queerThere was a cat that really was GaneCi-Ci Ciryl Gane,France's greatest heem machineIt was so great how he carried on
>>157390738He never got over the break up.
phoneposting is a curse i'll get it next thread
>>157390758Ganefaggotry is unacceptable. Truce with Clozzoid is broken.
There is a saying in the gaming community that goes ''if you don't have Warcraft 3 in your top best vidya of all time, then it's a poser casual list'', in reference to MMA, i suppose this would apply to Khabib, if you don't have him in your list then it's a poser list
UFC mount rushmore is undeniably Jon Khabib Islam vacant
You can't always tell if a groin shot is really a groin shot or not, and it is quite common for there to be a bit of confusion on whether or not the strike truly connected with the groin.This problem would be overcome if the fighters fought naked. Then we'd have a clear view of whether or not the strike was legal. We'd also get to see the fighters' tiny little dicks (MMA fighters tend to have tiny dicks, unlike /heem/posters, who tend to have gigantic dicks).
>Je viens d'arriver en Côte d'Ivoire ; je suis super enthousiaste à l'idée de m'entraîner avec les talents locaux. #Bienvenue #vivaneau
It always make me laugh when people assume, bizarrely, that Conor is sort of like GSP. That though he has been out for many years, he still trains and remains in fantastic athletic shape. When in reality, he just parties and does drugs.>when's Conor coming back!??!?!?!>mfw
I'm a cazzie and I think Khabib would beat Jon Jones
>>157390907Khabib walks around 100kg and still trains, he's also cormiers heightYou jest but there's non-null odds
Ganeposting started as a way to mock redditors who glazed his le high fight IQ chess match style but NPC idiots got memed into being unironic Ganefags.
>>157390543Last month he debuted against snyder and got injured. Apparently the injury was not serious so he recovered quickly
>>157390940NO.No trannies here.
>>157390944book it
Le morte d'arthur written by Ciryl Gane
Unpopular opinion : They should have an amateur division in the UFC kind of like street beefs but tournament style over 3 months and the winner gets a title shot against the current reigning pro division champ
>>157390956gane fucks up everyone on the feet, and then there are jokes about him being a powerful super genius... i really don't get the seethe
>>157391017sometimes I really want to go to thailand or dagestan 2-3 years and forget (thailand would be better for obvious reasons)
>>157390993But the winner would have no chance against the pro champ. And the legit contenders have to wait longer
>>157391037yeah ok nerd but have you thought about how epic it would be? The contenders are all gay anyway, point me to a single ufc division where the current top 5 contenders are fully straight. Go ahead show me
>>157391017
>>157391017How would doakes fare at Heavyweight
Piggies love to suckle and service they Slamspaddy’s schlong.
>>157391017You got the audio version b ?
Islam vs Prime GSP
>>157391070
tthey cant handle a lightskinned tattooed Muslim badboy
She couldn’t keep her hands to herself
>>157391092It really do be like that
>>157391103Garry cumming buckets to this on repeat on his goonchair while Islam's wife throws her wooden toys out of the window for him to pick them back up because she's mad he didnt react
>>157391103Fucking sick predator freak
>>157391103I hate that fucking whore
>>157391119Shut the hell up!
>>157391137Make me daddy
>>157391103>using her son to cop a feelKinda smart ngl
>>157388819Ian Garry won though.Islam lost the story.
bringing in some random orphan girl and making her pretend to be a gilian fan then sneaking a boob squeeze in
Niggas get raped by a 40 year old bitch in their 20’s and lose they damn minds!
>>157391103what an akward woman. I don't get why she'd do that>>157391151it's over pal, time to face reality
>>157391160This but with Mackenzie Dern and her butt
>>157391163It's these female teachers man, the government looks the other way while they pray on little boys
>>157391160You could just be a coach for that
>>157391145
>>157390747Less than four weeks until my life peaks.
>>157391184Me on the right
>>157391171Gynocentric societies be like
>>157391184Unironically how do you not learn after years of training that you should never move back in a straight line, same reason Garry got dropped, just fucking side or diagonal step mannnn
>>157391171These poor kids. It's just brutal. Thank god none of my 20-something year old teachers or TAs ever tried to have sex with me when I was at school. That would have been terrible.
>>157391221It worked against bums. Never got punished I guess
>Spivac underdog against Petrino
>>157388597Quit posting your victims, mr epstien
>>157390778this was not discussed in the heemorandum of heemerstanding
Ackchually Fedor is the GOAT
How did Ian beat Prates? which holes did he exploit?
spaffing in layla's garryholediscus
>>157391245Petrino has good agility, decent TDD and can circle the cage well
>>157391171>>157391235honestly? would
>>157391284>barely beat Peterson and Asplund>two blobs
>>157391273Bum pro wrestler, ducked jones
>>157391288Spoovac is a blob
>>157391288Asplund is a good win. I thought you will mention petrino getting choked out by smiff
You now remember megan anderson
>>157391311Not really.
>>157391325Pamela Anderson?
>>157391013>gane fucks up everyone on the feetNot Volkov. Not Aspinall. Not Jones. Seems like he kinda sucks actually.
Now he wanna lick my bombaclaat, my ratatatata (He do)Got him goin' crazy for that poonananana (He is)I get what I want, I got that, ooh, shalakalaka (I do)He do what I say for that um-a-dahda-dahda (Dolly)
I would heem all of you
>>157391333finland genetics btw
Dan Hooker cheated on his wife with a man, he betrayed his marriage so he can suck cocks, these are the facts.
>>157391378Bro went full Xneed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNTMf3EUgGcLUKE THOMAS HAS SPOKEN
>>157391385The solution is simple: We should overpromote black people and make it illegal to question their position.
I cant let you get close
>You know remember Pissrael “Dog Fucker” Adesanya
you know remember Hooker vs Islam
>>157391325You now remember Kay Hansen
>>157391411Can our boy come back from this streak?? Does he need the dog collar again?
>>157391411Fight once a year and lose man is my favourite fighter archetype
>>157391411>>157391427Not at all, once people learned how to beat his reach bully style and stifled his counters it was over. Loses by both TKO and submissions>KOd by the THE Joe Pyfer
>>157391421Woah check out the new hardware
I, too, like to have my family members tattooed right just below my ass.
>>157391335stop it you can't say that man
>>157391411the next L coming? Paulo Costa
>>157391439feels bad
>>157391442>Still thinks she’ll return to the UFC>Her page is nothing but OnlyFans advertising posts nowWe should start trying to influence more hot girls to do WMMA and then inevitably turn to OnlyFans when they get cut so we can enjoy the results and stop getting 5/10s all the time
The raisin Dean responded the way he did was because Gillian insinuated that she was groomed at 15 by Din. If you were Dean you would have reacted the same way.
>>157391455Sober Costa walks down Jizzy cuts him in half with a body kick, finally putting an end to the Jizzy meme with a TKO from body shots
>>157390530>If Merab loses he's done right?high probability i would think, if petr target it like in the last fight merab could face serious consequences
>>157391442love the commitment atta girl
post fight party
>>157391472Why would hot girls do MMA?
>>157391480>jizzy gets humped in his retirement fight
Ian Garry has a family that loves him. What do you have?
>Reminded of Kay Hansen>Her entire page is gooner baiting Do you think she fantasizes about having a belt and not having to literally whore herself out because of her failure in the PooFC while she is posing for gooners online to coom to, or was her plan all along to grow a small following a WMMA simps to subscribe to her when she was inevitably cut to keep supporting her easy mode lifestyle?
Name a worse unretirement run than Cejudos
>>157391343Anon, Venezuelans aren't jamaican. They are latino. They listen to cumbia, stuff like that.
>>157391513These women roll around with men all day they’re already whores
>>157391516No one gives a fuck what you think Xneed
very rude
just heemed the meng to hansen
>>157391505Convince them it’s easy money and fame, a woman can start MMA much later in life (probably even in their 20s) and have more success as a professional athlete in the PooFC than any other sport as long as they aren’t afraid to hit and are at least somewhat athletic. They’ll never be a champion of course, which is intended so that once they are already firmly entrenched in the “muh belt” fantasy, they get heemed by a Zhang or a Grasso in a title fight, have a couple wins and losses after, get cut and then are forced to use their following of simps they gained to financially support them by giving them what they wanted the entire time from her; Goon Fuel
>>157391541No hot woman is doing mma. That’s like asking a millionaire to become a sewage worker.
>>157391477well no because I don't groom young girls
>>157391523Bodied that league of legends nerd
bro lives in africa and speaks french that's how you know his ancestors were weak faggots
>>157391496oh my...>>157391509Nothing but at least uhhh yeah I got nothing. Would I layla? I would.
>>157391519I told my gf if she ever did BJJ or grappling I’m requiring her to train with only woman and if she wants to test out what she learned I’ll do a mock abduction or rape event on her and let her test it out on me. The people who say >Durrr rolling around in skin tight clothes while you roll around on the ground sweating and grabbing on the opposite gender and being put in suggestive positions isn’t sexual”are 1000% the people who cop feels and don’t want woman to figure it out and stop going to classes>If you’re able to get horny and think about that when rolling around with a woman you aren’t working hard enough If you aren’t able to do literally whatever you want to a much smaller woman who has less training than you than you are a brittle bones limp wristed fag. If you don’t get hard from rolling around on the ground with a lady and being on top of her, you are also a major fag. There’s a reason most of the grooming cases you see in MMA are woman and their coaches. I’d put big money on countless after class private “grappling” lessons
>>157391563Yeah man I’d much rather be a fat trooned out piggy living in a swamp
*darth vader's imperial theme starts playing
>>157391565>Would I layla? I would.based
>>157391567A tale as old as time
>>157391549That can be changed though and I think is actively changing already. Grasso was a cutie and even liked showing off her feet! Grasso was by far best girl, even gave us a sheem on Maycee Brapper
>>157391570you're a rapefugee that fled your shithole to live among civilized folk kek
>>157391580She’s decent but when you’re talking hot I’m talmbout 8 out of 10’s and above who would never do mma
>>157391579>Rose, Aspenn Ladd, Shevchenko Sisters, what ever happened there?
>>157391590Gotta start somewhere, bappa. Remeber having Cyborg and Nunes as champs? Getting cuties in the spotlights as champions is the first step. I’d argue the average WMMA looks better now than before, not including the atom weight classes outside the UFC
Your TolstoysYour Herman MelvillesYour Ciryl Ganes
>>157391608Best you’re gonna get is 7-7.5
>>157391579Let's be honest the jiu jitsu instructor's probably like the 20th dude she cheated with
de Ridder vs Dolidze battle of the heartlets
>>157391611He was what ?
good morning bitches
>>157391624ive got de riddler
>>157391625wearing hardbacks as armor
just took a yuge Machado in the Garry
Garry won that crap.
>>157391644her name is layla
>>157391615I, for one, believe in a brighter future where the likes of Dern and Grasso are fondly remembered by old fans, but cannot hold a candle to the future active WMMA fighters. Where we have straight 10/10 rockets beating the piss out of each other knowing the winner gets one win closer to the belt while the other gets one loss closer to an OnlyFans. At least it’s a win/win situation financially for them, nothing is more grim than a failed male MMA fighter with CTE and no money saved from his 15 to show 15 to win contract
>>157391646Got me on my knees?
>>157391639Yes.If you asked me who'd win between CLD and de Ridder I'd guess it would be 50/50. And CLD beat Doldize... so.... MMA math says...
>>157391649layla
I bet GSP loved Odyssey
>>157391624RDR exposed penn state wrestling
>tfw makwan is late
>>157391656I cheered loudly in the theatre at the trojan horse scene
>>157391653i dont do mma math, i do mma magic. The ball says de ridder!
>>157391624I heard rdr's gas tank got heemed by excessive weight cuts. Let's see how he does in light heavyweight
>>157391676I trust your balls!
>tfw when makwan is very late
Saunas make your balls hot no thanks
>>157391682Hottest Finnish broad
>>157391679
>tfw makwan arrived
gaziev fight week
Murn on your tonitor how bout dat
>>157391687>tf>tpbest not, "lad"
>>157391718She got that Finnish in her
>>157391728katie has had everything in her
they should call "all the toppings" the katie price when you buy street food
Prime KP mogs ur Finnish bints
frankly i'm questioning her reputation as a woman
>>157391688
>>157391741literally just the cast of salatut elämät alone (both m/f) wipe the ass with katie price vis an vis mengheemability
>>157391753Can you stop friend simulating you fucking faggot?
>>157388880I'm sure Arman Tsarukyan is just as deranged as me
>>157391755Yeah no
>>157391759simulate my balls on your forehead
>>157391759
>>157391772especially seppo
>>157390334Why didn't you caption it ?
>>157391759>
>>157391772the bottom right girl is a peach
>>157391611>>157391625Did you just reply to yourself?
>>157391787bottom left is a gay now, the left most guy in final picture of the collage in the top left is aki my role model in life as a younger man
looks like schultz is fighting his cousin
>>157391797Talmbout her b
>>157391774imagine this nigga criticizing everything you do. Must be tough for slamboy
>>157391796Im doing it again
>>157391806as you can see a nation famous for her icepreakers has no concept of a wall like in the uk
>>157391803looks painful
>>157391811he's always scolding everyone kek
>>157391815She kyuuuute in a dorky kinda of way
>>157391815On nascimento grave that shirt kinda rad
>>157391811He's probably got used to it
kvatso is a bit of a fussy fairy>>157391835seen video of him doing it between rounds when pre beard islam was fighting in a ring
Thug Rose is really the only girl Fighter I truly like. Shame that she fell off. But it happens to the best.
That's every coach when his fighter abandons the gameplan to attempt some bullshit maneuver
>>157391847this but weili
>>157391852suspect i have peen more in lithuania than the rose
>>157391847There was a nice Serbian girl from a couple of weeks ago you dork.Plus Weili.
no doubt stalins doing
>>157391822>>157391835I often get recommended khabib videos on youtube and every fucking time he's either criticizing a lack of skill or a lack of motivation or a lack of character or something. Relentlessly seeking others flaws
>>157391863Khabib is bitter and fat
Sweet status?
>>157391867and gay so sharper with the tongue
>>157391863you do know he never wanted to do mma and wanted to play futbol but fazza say no khabib you embarrass fazza and khabib say y-y-yes fazza that's a black hearted individual right there
>>157391863Every time i see him it's that retarded sped up russian song
>>157391868I AINT FINNA NEVA COACH YOU STUPID ASS AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA AND HELL NAW I AINT TAKING NO ACCOUNTABILITY NIGGAH EVEN THOUGH IM YOUR COACH NIGGAH FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
Djinn Thomas
>>157391868Cooked by gillian robertson's simps
Checking pereira's IG stories to see if he is still insulting herb dean
Fazza used to sip kvass and make Khabib do push ups i see why he ended up like that
>>157391867It's what I got too but I think even if he wasn't bitter he'd still be an arrogant cunt>>157391872He would have failed that fat fuck AND probably been even more insufferable. At least with mma he knew success and it's most likely the only thing stopping him from violently heeming all his trainees every day.
>>157391903And Strickland called him a cunt
>>157391867and a boozer
>>157391863i get recommended the same videos and that's all i see khabib do. I know he's a fazza figure now but he comes off as arrogant
>my foid fighter sucks at fighting and is never going to get another gifted title shot because she sucks, since I'm never going to coach another title contender I'm quitting coachingWhat was so wrong about what he said? It was the absolute truth.
Kvass is based
>>157391931post the other one it's even eerier
>>157391942it is very delicious but that's not the point
do you follow them?
>>157391945I don't know which other one you're referring tobrazzasexuals really thought we'd forget kvassgate though
>>157391956the decree of the almighty one it is missing from my collection
Brazza experts, how powerful is the new brazza
Khabib will break if Islam loses (again) before retiring. Especially if he gets finished
Who even has a chance at beating Islam other than Morales? Don't say Shavkat he's completely broken and permanently ruined. Prates is going to be submitted instantly.
>>157392004Mo who
Mike Malott clears that bum Pisslam
Here is the thing you guys, every hyped up fighter/champ has a moment where he gets caught and drops like a sack of potatoes, Khabib didn't have such moments despite competing in the most competitive and the most dangerous division of all.
>>157392016Islam is legit better than khabin since all his opponents actually pushed back somewhayDustin just gave up
>>157392023>khabintypo btw lmao i didnt even mean it
>>157388541Are you me?
>three moroccans
>>157391985He's gonna get fast tracked to the title fer sure
Khabib = Warcraft 3
This is what's wrong with the UFC5 rounds and barely anything happened to Ian while Islam got destroyed.This is what's wrong with the UFC now dagestani fighters are abusing the system by grabbing the opponents gaining control time to win rounds not actually fighting this makes fights less interesting and fighters will have to adapt to this new meta or hugging opponent killing the sport
>>157392067Ian shouldve ungrabbed himself then if he's that goodIn a non controlled hand to hand combat environmental ian wouldve went home on stilts due to broken lower back bones
>>157392016khabib didnt fight anyone
Moroccans invading the heem
jew
What's some finna umm fighter you trynna look at and be all "That's that type a doo fuck a doo"?
Ok guys I think I know how to fix the situation.Have one naked guy in the cage at all times and whenever they start grappling on the ground put a 15 second timer that resets any time one of the fighters threatens a submission.If the timer ends the naked guy just grinds on whichever fighter he can grab
>>157392114Reddit would go wild over this post
Anybody have screenshots of the George Floyd fight from UFC 330?
>>157388880I am quite sure Costa would like em
>>157392067Go to boxing and leave MMA alone it's called mixed martial arts for a reason kicking wrestling striking. Go to boxing if you wanna see nothikg but punches and standing around.
oh thank c-rod
Was getting sad AF I would never get to post on heem ever again hold me bros
Fuck y'all almost missed a kino 'Wani! Get in here Turner live right now!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAsFcnYUpA
We back?
what's up
Does anyone else remembers that video of khabibs uncle getting a lapdance or sucked off by a hooker?
>>157392200No one likes hugging lil bro it’s not fighting
>>157392282Sounds based. Khabib’s fazzas generation are all old school Soviet chads and their sons are weird incel types it’s a shame really
>>157392289That doesnt even make any sense
>>157392307Its not a joke I remember it posted hereNot sure if fazza was there as well
I did not know there is a brendan schaub funko pop
>>157392330I believe it that generation clearly aren’t very muslim or at least don’t pretend to do the whole monk gimmick
this still down?
>>157392346Checked the archive and found a screenshotPeople have been referencing it a bunch of timewas doubting my sanity for a minuteI think prostitution is legal in islam of they marry for a night
>let stand for 1 minuteswhy shouldn't I eat it
Many oink sows be divin’ on Muzdaddy BBC sadly
Penis
>>157392397Brazza surprisingly has alot of female fans. I once saw some cute mexican girl with a brazza shirt at a store.
>>157392397i get less minge with a khamzat grown out explain that you wonk freak
>>157392247ThisWhich one you assholes turned off the 4chan
>>157392277I just don't see how he comes back from a double knee injury. Hes gonna be slow as shit in the cage when he comes back.
Yeah I'm thinking robocop is going to flatline that lazy welterweight bum
>>157392247even me?
>>157392334How's my form, btw
>>157391985Lol he's wearing Islams shirt and belts. Usmans alrite but I don't like that he failed a drug test. So he wont get boyd by me. I think hes top 15 level but I think alot of guys kick his ass.
Fluffy gets deported this weekend by the cop
Ilia Topuria is vincible
>>157392463Kek, ice cold
>>157392397That’s clearly an Iranian though you fucking idiot kek
>>157391567Dont let your gf do jujitsu. Bunch of chads in the gyms that are very helpful with female. Guaranteed way to lose her.
>>157392474i ran my fingers through your hair yeah
Usdaddy will rub he BBC on Clitia’s face when xhe panic shoots
>>157392492Ilia is a real fighter unlike cowardly Islam
going home after hanging out with a wmma btw not the same one i heemed last night eitherbeit
Migrate>>157392506>>157392506>>157392506
