Anon... I don't feel so good...
>>157388853Safe and effective
>>157388853a cooling break would prevent this
>>157388853This is completely normal for a guy in his early 20s. Actually, this is happening to most people.
>>157388853vax status?
>>157388938TLP
>23yo athlete>of Nigerian descent>only played 20mins>had a hydration break>still dedSuccessful televised targetted attack
>>157388923doubt.A cooming break though... oof
>>157388923Well, well, well.
>>157388974no light in those eyes
I am a medical student currently completing a master's degree in cognitive science, and I can assure you that what you are seeing there is cognitive paralysis with a possible neurodegenerative course. The player must stop playing football for a full season and undergo treatment, or he might spend the rest of his life confined to a wheelchair very soon
K-holing
>>157388853Nerve gas?
>>157388923And there it is.
>>157388923Beat me to it.
At least we saved nana
>>157389080>cognitive paralysisYeah, he's black
>>157388853brain damage?
>>157388853Think's he's playing volleyball
>>157388853>rating musiala in year 2026People still do this kek
He copied the moves of the BraziliansBaila Jamal!
>>157388853Musiala is so fucking finished it's sadHe never was as good as the hype but still
>>157389080>I am a medical studentCan you take a look at this pimple in my balls doc?
VAXXED.COM
>>157388853it just happened again
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN. WE CAN BLAME THE VAX, WE CAN BLAME THE JEWS, BUT PULMINARILY, MEDICALLY IT ALL STINKS. IF NOTHING CHANGES I CANT SEE US MAKING 2027 OR CHRISTMAS FOR THAT MATTER. WHAT DO YOU THINK /MUG/, PACEMAKER IN OR PACEMAKER OUT
>>157390604crazy how quickly both him and Wirtz crashed and burnedthey were supposed to be our most important attacking players for at least a decade and now they look almost beyond redemption
https://old.reddit.com/r/BayernMunich/comments/1vqtmol/just_in_jamal_musiala_is_doing_everything_to_get/p487qbj/
>>157388923AmeriCHADS win again
>>157391848im not a ballologist but ill take a look
>>157400699im not a doctor but i know ball
He's a goner. Deisler 2.0
>>157391848bad case of sugma im afraid
>>157388853Why are eurangutans killing poor soccer players?
>>157388923i kneel
>>157388853What was he doing with his hands?
>>157400752the dougie
webm of todays one?
>>157400752casting a spell
wait it happened AGAIN?!the kid is finished
>>157388853Trying my absolute hardest not to say it
>>157400752It's the latest tiktok trend.
>>157400786
>>157400787fainted due to no mana
going for the eriksen any% speedrun record
>>157400752its called carphologia usually happens when someone is in a state of delirium like kidney disease patients suffering from dialysis disequilibrium syndrome where they often complain about their jhands being covered in threads or spider web etc, it can also happen to people with myolysis due to exhaustion or heatstroke
>>157400830>back up, give him some air!>nah we're going to all circle around him and link arms so the dirty plebs can't see
>>157400830>viel Platz für grosse Momente
>>157400857we got so tired of your kneeling we tried to George Floyd him without anglos watching
>>157400824his last*
What happens when kids that have never been vaxxed get to be athletes?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
One of Uli Hoeness main selling point for Buyern was that players always get protected and can basically walk away if they have a chronic problemThis means Buyern is so desperate by now about the gap to the big money clubs widening that they risk Musiala's life and toss all the former Buyern values out of the window
>>157400898mia san miACK
>>157400857It always happens regardless of the context.
>>157400898it's widening but not in the sense you think it isBayern posted 1b+ revenue for the second year and this week signed a 250m deal with an investor
>>157400898FC bollywood
>>157400661Wirtz is still very salvageable, Iraola will fix him. Musiala is completely finished tho.
>>157400957>250m dealThey sold equity. Translation: They sold a part of Buyern. Exactly because they can't get that money as a sponsor deal
>>157400653>>157400765>>157400830this is what happens to traitors, olise double check your platefr tho 2 games in a row is bizarre. food poisoning, anxiety, heat regulatory problems? don't think it's heart related that would've been spotted already
Never skip leg day.
maybe goretzka gave him his huge stash of the special bayern roids and he took too much at once
>>157400884>2040>the first sangue-pur kid enters the world stage, it's the son of Harry Kane, Garry Southgate>not very talented, semi retarded just like his father but he was never vaxxed because his father is afraid of miniature micronome changing people living inside the vax fluid>Garry now plays for buyern just like his father>enters the pitch in 88th minute, a bavarian custom if you will >gets the bal>starts dribbling>unsuccessful yet effective (just like the vax), as his BVB opponent Bongo Adorabyoyo suffers from a climate change induced brain aneurysm on the pitch >covering for Bongo is Austrian born to a two pansexuals Enrique Fellatio, a St Pauli academy LGBT graduate>but alas Enrique charges not towards Garry but Bongo just to suck his erect penis>this makes Garry through on goal but can he beat Mohammad Al-Rapist, a veteran Sverige mainstay>Mohammad pounces on Garry with a knife, referee calls for a pen>IT'S TIME FOR THE COMMERCIAL BREAK! NOW GET TWO PAY FOR ONE SALE IN LIDL ON HALAL CRICKETS IN ONIONS SAUCE, FULL OF PROTEIN AND FIBER, JUST 50 KCAL PER BITE! >Garry takes the ball, doesn't close his mouth just like his farther>skies it >mfw it's still a point because penulties are 3 points now
>>157400752
>>157400830Whose great idea was to let him play again ONLY THREE DAYS after the previous incident? This is outright negligence.
>>157401057yes, it is the rather unfortunate reality of being a German who doesn’t support Bayern München.In fact, I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting a German club that isn’t Bayern München. Honestly, think about it rationally.You are watching, cheering, supporting, and spending time for a club for your whole life so the best players can go and get bought by Bayern München. Year in, year out. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little club - shilling for the Bauernsliga, paying membership, making sure to go to all the games, making up chants, buying merchandise. All of it has one simple result: the club’s best players are more employable for Bayern München who will eventually run away with the league year after year after year without any competition.Supported the perfect local club? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a Bavarian customer who has nothing to do with the rest of Germany who vaguely follows Bayern München. He gets to watch your players win the Bundesliga every year. He gets the benefits of your club’s players that came from the way your club supported them on and off the pitch.As a German who doesn’t support Bayern München, you are LITERALLY dedicating your whole life simply to support a club so another club can buy its best players.It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.Think about it logically.
2 more weeks until mass dieoff bros. trust the plan, WWGOWGA
>>157401063people underestimate how powerful African witchcraft can be
>>157388853Just saw the news, are retards blaming vaccines again?
>MILLIONS MUST DI- ACK
>>157401170
>>157401170they expect us to believe he wrote that himself?30 minutes after he had a seizure?
>>157401098it's always a swede defending the vax for free, and always with the same retarded angle>we took an unnecessary vax with unknown but possibly life-threatening side effects>but we didnt die in 2 weeks, haha checkmate chudsI won, you lost, and your dna is different now HOMO
>life-threatening side effects>a vaccine changing your DNAkek
>>157401162by the time the retarded realise it's the vaccines' fault, it will always be too late
>>157389080>come from a small industrial town of under 200k people called poopensharten in germany.>its cold, its dead end, it sucks but its home>the only thing keeping the shit lives of the people there from killing themselves is going to see poopensharten 04 on a saturday>raise a local lad, 'Fritzinho' with the academy since 5 years old>put up with him costing you vital points as he grows because of what he could become for you in his prime>he kisses the badge>he has a song>he becomes your star, keeping your small local club in the league>but really he hates you, his shitty small town, his inbred entitled fanbase, his teamates for holding him back, and his club for being shit when he was growing up>he actually loves bayern>bayern come in with a derisory offer>he refuses to play for your club, you dont understand why and turn to hate him>why would he do this to us, he could have been a poopensharten 04 legend>he enters his prime at bayern, winning the champions league, and everything youve dreamed to see poopensharten win>he doesnt even mention poopensharten ever again while youre stuck with them and have no way to leave like him>poopensharten get relegated that year and go into administration>but its fine, because you have a new local hero 'Klausinho' with untold potential to get you back up >cucks call this 'sovl'
>>157401170all that just to not say vaxxen fückenmehearten
>>157401162You're way too late.
>mfw people here srsly thought it was heart/blood issues
>>157389080>I have been diagnosed with brief, temporary episodes of absence that are easily treatable and are caused by a neurological dysfunction. These can lead to the moments that have occurred recently>In close consultation and regular communication with the specialists, it was my personal wish to face this challenge and, with the approval of the neurological specialists, to continue doing what helps me most in my recoveryHOW IS HE SO TAPPED IN?HOW DID HE KNOW CHAT?
>>157401221You are terminally rightoided. You will never recover from the brainwashing. You will be a retarded xitter zombie for the rest of your life. You should honestly kill yourself.
doesn't look like the typical heart or circulation issues looks more like an epileptic episode
>>157401379>with the approval of the neurological specialists, to continue doing what helps me most in my recoverybased. scaring his teammates and fans shitless was part of that plan
>>157401219He literally jogged off the pitch few minutes after it happened, its not like his heart stopped or brain shut down lolIf he didnt write this himself its bcuz most footballers these days let someone else handle their social media accounts
/vug/ SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>157400752Throwing up gang signs
>>157388923best wc ever thanks to based breaks.
>>157400830that circle around musiala is some kind of utter woke nonsense
100% FND, which is Actually Really Complicated™ but basically he's faking seizures for attention
>>157388853HE NEEDS ANOTHER DOSAGE OF MODERNA
>>157406904it's to prevent the cameras to show him half dead, retard
>>157401219seizures usually don't last more than 5 minutes and If they do, the person is fucked risking an hypoxiayou can write all you want but you will get tired If you are not already are by the drugs, he probably was all day in bed and will likely be this week
>>157407072it's not like they wouldn't show us that anywaythey don't even show us pitch invaders anymore
>>157407072but they should give the people what they want, its an entertainment industry
>>157407072>half deadWtf do you mean, he was unconscious for like 10 seconds and jogged off the pitch by himselfWhy do people here act like he got Eriksen tier heart attack?
>>157401170>mein privates
>>157407550get back to epl wahey
>>157407072it's to prevent him from breathing and give him the final blow, based!
>>157388853
>>157388853>>157400643didn't look at the date and just assumed OP's was the latest incidentholy shit
>>157401125>tp>tf
>>157388974yep, apologise right now anons
>>157388923>>157388974How do hydration breaks prevent epileptic episodes?
>>157389531
i mean if we are honest, he is finished at the top level and so are bayernthey wont win a CL for at least the next decade. screencap this post
>>157407966That's exactly what that player was saying and now you see how he ended up.
>>157388923GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>157388938fully protected against covid
>>157388853>only black player ran to him to helpThis is proof that even the most leftist vaccine taking tick hates minorities, they just aren't allowed to admit it. Every white player and fan in the stadium was thinking this is funny. But it's not. It's tragic. Musiala is a young promising prospect. Just because he is super ugly and black doesn't mean he is not worth.
>>157407966Heat induced seizures
>>157409046yes it does
>>157389080Ok, this anon is onto something
>>157408552*
>>157401242>took all the vaxes that allow survival and procreation>shills against em no talk, just bullet
so apparently changes in electrolyte balance, such as through sweating, is know to cause seizures in epilepticsshit sucks for sportsmenmeds are only 90% effective too
>>157410662rando youtube commos are quite depressing, some sufferers are waiting for a cure (implying they were not cured), or even degenerating into worse seizures. needless saying his PR piece was overly optimistic, and he's in a special position being an athlete in a cardio intensive sport
>>157409046>bundesligai didn't realize there were white players in the league.
>>157388928Has always happened, you just didn't notice it before a few years ago. Historians now believe that Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler died in such a way, Kurt Cobain also, it's always been very common.
>>157401057
>>157418992>Adolf Hitler died in such a way, Kurt Cobain alsoUh....?
>>157388853VAXXED and TAXXED another bag chased
>>157400752drake hotline bling dance
>>157418992Julius Cesar was vaxxed? Holy shit.
>>157388899>>157388938>>157400632>>157400653>>157400809>>157400884>>157401274>>157410642>>157421158>>157421704https://streamable.com/56u4h7
>>157430066He's the only sane person in this neighborhood.
>>157430125This, but ironically.
>>157400898few people know this but jews got being cheap from their time in germany
Guys, it's totally the vax he may or may not have taken 5 years ago that disappeared from his system after a few months and not the absurd amount of peds he's taking every day
live tards!!
>>157388923 Lol
>>157400857Why do they need more air? It's not like them standing around him is going to prevent him from getting oxygen
Should never have skipped brain training day. Couple of sudokus could've saved him.
>>157401096Bavarians arent Germans and if you root to such a sack of shice, well, you consist of te same.
>>157432800>disappeared from his systemlol, lmao evenyou'll find out what 'virus ad infinitum' means
>>157407538A certain type of rightoid thought covid was the literal start of 1984 and made it their whole personality. Then Russia invaded Ukraine and it just ended. But they will keep seething forever.
>>157400765youre not allowed to use that logo anymore. cmon update it.
