fred
>>157388934fuck off fredditor
In the event it's actually a superstar player like Heeney that gets charged with assault what happens during finals?
How exactly could Sydney be this stupid? Right before finals too.
>>157388929Allegedly a Sydney Swans player threw a dildo at Hayden Panettiere.
>>157388929How is Swansperg handling this news?
>>157388939club will have to impose a ban to save face, can't see the afl doing it to one of their stars of their darling clubs >>157388940it's amazing, you beat dosn and have 1 fucking game until a QF, how do you fuck up this bad kek
>>157388940Hawks planted the stripper
>>157388942RIP Hayden36 is way too young
>>157388936your seethe only makes me stronger
>>157388944the AFL needed a distraction from Geelong
How hard are dildos? I've never been hit in the teeth with one.
Carlton are about to hire Fraser btw.
>>157388943He's coping by suggesting the whores were planted in the hotel room by rival clubs
That culture, the Bloods
>>157388937Kek, cope
>>157388965>the Bloodspouring from a crying stripper's mouth
>>157388965A lot of blood after a dildo to the face
Sydney isn't conducive to a good team building environment. Remember the gws mad monday shit?
>>157388942>>157388950
Powerful.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dildo to the face.
>>157388939Heard the player has agreed to step aside from all duties while investigation happening so will probably miss entire finals series unless Swans exert pressure to hurry it up somehow
>>157388978Who was it?
>>157388954A solid glass one could do damage but that's next level retarded of they threw one of those. I'm guessing she was drug fucked and fell into something after the hit that knocked her teeth out.
>>157388983Journo speculation is currently Heeney, Blakey and Warner as the core 3 involved.
reports coming through it was premeditated as chad warner smuggled the dildo into the venue through an unknown method as pullman hotel security perform pat downs on all patrons prior to entry
I have heard she was a Collingwood supporter and was already missing the teeth.
Pretty sneaky of Warner to set up a gangbang so he could cross swords with his teammates.
Picturing poor old Deano trying to deal with three shouting prostitutes in a hotel foyer at 7:30 in the morning is pretty funny
>>157388990lol
What has Straffo said
>he didn't fly so good
a fucking DILDO
Perfect cover for Essendon to appoint HirdReally makes you think
Not sure you can "sexually assault" a "sex worker" (whore) tbqh
>turns out it wasn't a fully synthetic plastic dildo>it had a metal coreFuckers lied on the sales page
test
bailey humphrey at the suns for 4 moredees cuckedcats cuckedhawks cucked
>>157389016Bet you the brain-dead cunt will still seek a trade Genuine 60IQ operator
You don't think Hawthorn was involved, do you? Do you think? Or Brisbane? One of them! Somebody, somebody sent the dildo because it got in there!
>smellbournians projecting their dildo use onto the swansclassic
>>157388963Josh Fraser is the new Senior Coach of Carlton.
>>157389020I have heard it was Dani Laidley
>Chad Warner and the woman were wrestling over the dildo and she tripped and fell through a glass tableCan't help himself can he?
>>157389022It asks the questionWhat the fuck was Voss doing?
>>157389026lolthis is the funniest player it could've happened to from an alf perspective
>drug paraphernalia found in the player's roomKEKprobably a coke bag, but hopefully a glass bbq
>This could end up being one of the darkest incidents in footy history, horrid stuffhttps://reddit.com/comments/1vqfuyu/comment/p45czju?context=3
>>157389009lucky you checked mate
>>157389032Compared to Gary Ablett Snr or Michael O'Loughlin gangraping some girls?
What does the stuffed stocking, Mrs Heeney, make of this?
I am reading bigfooty and why are the Eagles fans making jokes about this?
>>157389033Fucken kekHow deranged do you have to be to wear a buttplug - at all really but especially to a medical appointment
RADIO SILENCE
>>157389032how does it compare to clarkos abo-abortion taxi service?
Dean Cox bringing that 2000s Iggs culture
Isaac Heeney (managed)Chad Warner (rectum)Nick Blakey (managed)James Jordon (managed)Riley Bice (managed)
>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi >Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final >First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney
Seems on brand for the swansI accidentally walked in on an offical swans pre game function in 2018/19 at the hotel opposite marvel.Warwick Capper was mc’ing the event and making jokes of how punching out a women’s teeth will give you a better blowjob.
>>157389041he just keeps copping Ls
>>157389040I forget mines even in there half the time
>Qualifying final against Sydney was already a free trip to a home prelim>Now half their side is out for gang raping a dudeFucking FUMING my team shat the bed and lost the chance to finish third.
>Warner comes out as gay to damage control the situationBig brain play
I shit you not lads, I'm visiting Melb from interstate this week for work. Booked in at the Pullman and when I went to early check in / bag drop this morning I saw cops in the lobby but had no idea what it was about. The staff at the Pullman also said they were overbooked and had to move me to another Accor hotel (basically upgraded to Sofitel over on Collins St). Do you reckon I was booked to stay in the rape room / one of the rape rooms and now they can't have anyone in it?
who the fuck gets bags and strippers to celebrate a win over ESSENDON
This is such a sensitive one and not just a footy stroy. Some poor woman has probably had the worst day of her life. She also has no control on what information is out there. This will be all over social media. I hope she has a strong support network around her. As a swans fan, if a player or players are found to have done something wrong, I hope they face the full legal consequences of their actions and that they are removed from the club. It’s such a stain on our club that this has come up.
>>157389067Was the last win they would have in Melbourne for the year.
>>157389071We need to wrap our arms around her
>>157389071They do remember that Michael O'Loughlin was a rapist yeah?
>>157389051No finger injuries?
>>157389078No, he retroactively saw a prostitute.
>>157389074Keeeeeek gottemWhere are sawsnpussies now that their season is OVER
>>157389078Surprised he wasn't quietly pulled from the Hall Of Fame after Winmar was
it's so clear to me that there's an indian janny lurking herei wonder how many rupee the job pays
>>157388995>”I don’t give a fuck if you got hit with a fist cunt, there’s an all you can eat breakfast buffet in the next room”
Powerful statement.
signs were there
>>157389037Huge early 2000s rivalry when they played in back to back grand finals>>157389063Probably have to cordon off the entire floor they were on at a minimum.
Is it "sexual assault" is she has an orgasm (clear and objective evidence she is enjoying it so how is that not consent)
>>157389109It's a really interesting question and I'd appreciate the views of a qualified lawyer or judge on this
>>157389094The rule didn't apply retroactively, so needed to be a new incident/was unknown at the time.Winmar was a known woman basher, but his new case was the reason he was kicked out.If everyone was being judged on past incidents then a whole lot of people would've been removed.
>>157389118Oh ok. I guess we deploy the bait and wait.
>embrace fag culture the hardest>get done for deviant sex shit
just tried some white monster. not sure what zoomers see in it
The only way out of this for the swans boys is to pull the dean Laidley and start playing aflw
>>157389109Yes.Most guys that get anal raped end up having an orgasm due to the unbelievable pleasure a prostate pounding gives. So much so that the shame/confusion brought on by it makes it difficult for them to report it.Doesn't mean they weren't raped.
Wait a second, "sexual assault" in Victoria is just a retarded name for what's called "indecent assault/sexual touching" in NSW. Non-penetrative sexual touching, same thing Alan Jones has been accused of (wrongly IMO, those sugarbabies knew what they were in for and kept coming back for a kiss and a cuddle).https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/legis/vic/consol_act/ca195882/s40.html
>>157389145There is no way Alan Jones sexually touched a woman
>>157388943Im here mate, disabled magpie ive looked after for 4 years got killed last week so I honestly dont give a fuck but fire away with the insults
>>157389145>"sexual assault" in Victoria is just a retarded name for what's called "indecent assault/sexual touching" in NSWSwans players tried to give 'em the old Hex Nightclub special?
>>157389152I had no clue, RIP Damien Monkhorst
how does this affect our iggs?
What's the bet it's just common assault/assault causing actual bodily harm, but because he threw a dildo and not a wine glass at her face (like NRL player Greg Bird) they hit him with a sexual assault upgrade simply because of the phallic nature of the weapon?
>>157389152Jack Buller?
>>157389152Dane Swan died?
WTFRip Big Dog HP (Hayden Panettiere)
>>157389162If you are hiring a hooker anything you do to them will be classified as sexual assault because its within the sexual interaction
>>157389162There's a fair chance the dildo had just been inside one of the women. Do vaginal juices push it across the line from standard assault to sexual assault?
>>157389157>>157389165
>>157389162Wonder if it was used/covered in juices (or Warner's shit) makes it sexual assault in nature
>>157389162>On a trip to another city>Pack a dildo in your suitcasewtf?Or did they ask the stripper to bring one with her?
>>157389171Killed by a flying dildo from Warner
>AFL players have dildos in their travel bags\faggot sport
>2026>Not getting the extra 1% performance from playing with a buttplug inngmi
>>157389157>>157389169
>>157389155No, that would be penetration and hence rape. Sexual touching is groping, or just an assault (which only needs to be of "the slightest touch") that is in some way of a sexual nature, depending on the prosecutor and magistrate's imagination. Hence I wonder if the assault accusation is merely "sexual" because a dildo was used as a weapon.
i would feel uncomfortable having something up my bum
>>157389203hi i'm something ****** ****
>>157389177Rip little buddy
>>157389148There's no women involved mate, just promising young male athletes and their taunt bodies.
>>157389184bloods culture
Man poor Pavlich, his old team are flying and now he takes this new job having to run interference for a bunch of degenerate faggots and sexual deviants.
>>157389184https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1vq90ja/matt_rowell_getting_down_on_all_fours_to_sniff/>lol boys just bending my ass over to smell the balls teehee dont mind me :P
>>157389225*holds up spork*
>>157389176>>157389178As a magistrate I would require it to be rubbed on the victim in a suggestive way, otherwise it's just an instrument used to commit an ordinary assault, no matter its state of cleanliness.
i wanna know what love isi want you to show me
>>157389223Tom Harley recently seen punching the air for whatever reason.
>>157389184>>157389225disturbingly degenerate sport
>>157389221what the fuck
>Mr. Warner you are free to go...>TO PRISON! >for life
>>157389246he is moving to iggs?
>>157389238*pelts Dildo at you*
Finally thought I was going to be able to catch up on some stuff now that the Geelong drama had died down and now this bombshell drops. RIP the next week.
the sydney gangrapists
The swans season is officially OVERWho will win in the top 9
Who throws a dildo, honestly
I don't even want to hear any jokes about or defense of these Sydney animals' actions tbqhRape is rape. It's clear there's a degenerate sex culture at the Swans from the Chad Warner leaks. These meatheads think they're above the law and that kicking a footy real good excuses their poor impulse control and low empathy. I hope Victoria Police make an example of these players and they serve a full sentence.
RUOK SWANSOOK?
Kinda feels like a set up from the victorian mafia, fred and loins should also tread carefully.
>>157389271mate this is clearly a bane blackop
whom's dildo was it?
>>157389266>A full sentencelol. They'll just pay for the whores dental work and give her a years salary or some shit to drop the charges. I'm more interested in the drug paraphernalia found in a players bag.
Sounds more like a typical gangrape situation than anything whacky like a dildo-throwing
>>157389278wasn't mine
>>157389286this. or one player buying/tuning come chick then having a couple of other lads come in unannounced
>>157389109Yeah, an orgasm takes away the violence of the assault and possible STI or pregnancy from a criminal stranger you RETARDED CUNT
>>157389286The dildo-throwing story is damage control from Swanscuck.
all this talk of prozzies has me fiending for a wank in the office toilets
women are nothing but trouble
I doubt the police would be calling it a "serious incident" if it were just someone copping a stray 'ldo to the face.
>>157389294How would a jury convict when the alleged victim would have to truthfully give evidence that she had an orgasmOf course shed probably lie, but if I was on a jury I couldn't convictThat's of course if it gets charged at all
>>157389286Daily Mail has reported the dildo throwing, it's as good as gospel.
>>157388973Hehe I shouldn't laugh
>>157389308If her teeth got knocked out then maybe, don't see how it's sexual assault though
>Sydney banned from finals>Second spot and 10th spot now free>Three team fight for second spot>Two team fight for 10th spot>Lots of games of consequence in the final roundIt makes sense.
>>157389286Just because it may have been a gangrape doesn't mean there wasn't also dildos being thrown.
>Witnesses told the Herald Sun two women approached hotel staff about 7am and demanded to be let back into one of the guest rooms.>She was overheard telling staff she had been “touched” and felt overwhelmed surrounded by multiple men in the room.>One of the woman was described as “hysterical” and “upset” and at one point ran into the hotel toilets crying before police were called.
I'm just disappointed it's another AFL club in general. I love this game and want it to be a safe and inclusive space for anyone that has interest in it.I keep hoping the days of sexist, offensive and abusive behavior are behind us, only to have another one pop up.It's deflating for the competition in general. Agree we wait for facts but if more than one person is involved in doing something sinister here, it's even more disappointing. It's not just one black sheep going rogue, it's multiple men and none of them questioning or thinking "is this okay?".Even if assault isn't on the cards here, I struggle to understand why anyone would even be involved in a scenario like this.
>>157389309An orgasm isn't consent. Maybe to an incel jury kek >>157389310Based Sydney Swans player
>>157389289>then having a couple of other lads come in unannouncedWasn't that the Stephen Milne special? Crumbing girls like he crumbed goals.
>>157389324>>She was overheard telling staff she had been “touched” and felt overwhelmed surrounded by multiple men in the room.giwtwm
Why can't w*men handle a bit of banter?
>Pay me money and I'll have sex with you>Nooooooo not like thatDeranged behaviour
>>157389324>One of the woman was described as “hysterical” and “upset”well that narrows it down
>>157388929really disappointed curnow wasn't involved
AFL status: ROCKED
>>157389340Kek gottemWomen in shambles
>WE CAN'T HAVE ST. KILDA INVOLVED IN THE PRIDE GAME BECAUSE ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS DENIED CALLING SOMEONE A FAGGOT, OKAY?!>WE AT SYDNEY RESPECT LDGQTI+ PEOPLE, ALONG WITH WOMEN, AND WON'T PUT UP WITH ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS THEMThat's aged well.
Sydney Sydney Sydney!Swan Swan Swan!
This is a very serious topic with potential victims. Please don't post any unconfirmed rumours or speculation on who may be involved.
reposting reddit and bigfooty comments is even more cringe than their faked virtue signalling outrage in said comments
>5+ players>multiple sex workers>in the team hotel after a game>where all your coaches and club staff are staying>two weeks out of finals seems like it's business as usual for the club with how brazen this is. no wonder they're perennial pissant losers.
>>157389319They're not going to ban the whole team from finals though if Heeney, Warner and Blakey are forced to miss they might as well be.
I'm going to walk down to the Pullman in a bit and try to get in the b-reel / background of live crossesI'll be wearing a light grey jumper with dark blue-grey pants
>>157389365throw up the /alf/ sign
>>157389341And miss the chance to see him do nothing in finals?
>>157389361This was their grand finalThey know they have no hope on the actual day -- even if they make it
>>157389319Honestly? This plan would be Good for Footy.
>>157389161This is good for iggsrael
>>157389324Some sick sick birds
>>157389361>Sydney prostitutes are all asians>Team travels down to Melbourne and goes nuts with all the white prostitutesExplains their last few grand final performances desu
How will this affect Kingy's premiership pie?
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>BREAKING: One of the Sydney Swans players allegedly involved in an incident at the Pullman Hotel last night has been found deceased at his home in Woollahra, not long after returning from Melbourne
bizzy deathe premiership creampie
>>157389380Wrong, Sydney has tonnes of European and South American backpacker prostitutes. It's not all Asians on student visas.
>>157389365Honestly need a 'BRING BACK DANK' sign.
>>157389382the pies belong in that pie
>>157389382It's now a premiership creampie for Sydney iykwim haha
>>157389380>>157389391All the big cities on the east coast are now pretty even between chinks, slavo-eurotrash and south americans nowadays. Usually a few comically proportioned niggers in each city as well. Genuinely been a cracking development over the last few years for the average punter.
no luck catching those dildos then?
AFL apparently putting a lot of pressure on Sydney to stand down the players involved until the police investigation concludes / after any charges are resolved, given the gravity of the allegations being madeAFL doing everything they can go avoid being forced to make a decision on whether to allow the players involved to play in finals. Leverage being used is potential for cultural inquiry / penalties against Swans if they don't voluntarily stand down the players and things continue heading south
Yeah, I'm done with this sport. Always one thing after another. Always something else. I'm tired, I'm exhausted. I simply do not have the energy or care to continue with its continuous crises and controversies any more.
>>157389409it's just one dildo, actually.
>>157389324One of the girls lost some of her teeth in the room (were knocked out) and she wanted to get them back?
Sydney Swans players were practising throwing with the Bangladesh cricket teams and the women were practising catching with the Australian cricket team hahaReply if you get this
>>157389402What about Indian lasses? Hear they are fully booked out all the time so rare in number?
>>157389415applying the gaff standard: intentional conduct with severe impact to the head - eight weeks
>>157389417i don't get it
>Witnesses told the Herald Sun two women approached hotel staff about 7am and demanded to be let back into one of the guest rooms.>One witness said the two women were seen “agitated” in the hotel lobby and began remonstrating with club officials, including coach Dean Cox in the foyer after they were told they could not return to the guests’ rooms.>One of the woman was described as “hysterical” and “upset” and at one point ran into the hotel toilets crying before police were called.Why do you desperately want to go back into a hotel room you've just been sexually assaulted in? Lost property?
its funny how much of a tiz afl media get into over this sort of shit when in american sports players getting done for murder and gun crimes is a pretty common occurrence
>>157389312>unironically using the daily fail as a source
>>157389417haha ikwym iykwim haha
Would love to know the name of the prozzie so I can hire her and know I'm fucking prozzie poon prime enough for elite athletes This could be a boon for her career if she plays it right
>>157389428>her>shethis is the swans we are talking about
>>157389423She had her teeth knocked out and then fled the room. She wanted to get them back.
I>>157389424>social decay is excusible cos muttmerica does itBased Retard
>>157389432Was it a titanium dildo?
>>157389423Drugs
>>157389433A whore lost some teeth big whoop get a grip.
>>157389424yes, america is a failed hellscape overrun by genetic detritus and just straight up ceded texas to modi for data centre memes. why would they be a standard you measure anything by?
>>157389424>okay because the yanks do it!Jaidyn, is that you?
This is a really powerful post.
it's dey culcha
>>157389435She fell forward and her mouth hit Heeney's rock hard abs. Her teeth never stood a chance.ps. Isn't this girl James Brayshaw's daughter-in-law?
>>157389436Damn, fair bit of damage. So what did she hit? Apparently Blakely lobbed the dildo at the back of her head, she went forward and hit something and thought one of them punched her in the head.
>>157389436eww
>>157389436Is that an official leaked photo?>That's a high class hooker in MelbourneHoly fucking grim if so.
>>157389436still would
>some drunk sluts sperg outit's a nothingburger you idiots>>157389436this is some nhs worker from the uk btw
>>157389442>women raped>rich white male CEO most affected
morning the swans have raped
>>157389446The Lizard
>>157389449blvd go look at what some of the chicks on escort sites want. $600 an hour for solid outer suburb 7s with a pot belly and pancake tits is depressingly common amongst "high class escorts".
>>157389436This is the type of woman a faggot hires thinking she's "hot". Unreal how gay this team is.
>>157389436afl will have to grow a pair and give everyone involved a 6 week ban.https://www.afl.com.au/news/1119895/afl-to-make-a-stand-against (2024)
>>157389022Just in time for another 10th to 14th on the ladder season
Official club statement: Vic police are investigating a sexual assault. /afl/: THEY'RE SEX WORKERS, IT WAS A DILDO THROW>Sources cited: DailyMailGeniuses in here today.
Curnow was going to take these useless spuds to the promised land... they've fucking ruined everything
>get sexually """"assaulted"""">demand to be let back into the room where all the """abusers"""" arecompletely real guysdamn, when will men change??
Players involved are apparently in police custody lol
LEAKED CCTV HOTEL FOOTAGE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PftOxn4ANjc#t=24s
>>157389466shut up nonce
Chad Warner's cock and arsehole
no one lets you have any fun these days
Cheer Cheer the red and the whiteBashing the whores by day and by nightLift that metal dildo highKnock out their teeth and make them cry
>>157388954she probably had veneers as well
>Up to eight uniformed and plain-clothes officers were seen inside the hotel with clipboards and camera equipment, while others guarded the main staircase and several marked and unmarked police vehicles remained outside.If your home gets invaded by machete-wielding Africans you'd be lucky to get two cops to the scene an hour and a half after the intruders have slashed you and fled the scene with your valuables but if an athlete is involved in allegations of sexual assault? A whole team of investigators.
>Thailand sex pest has an opinion on what really counts as rapeIMAGINE MY SHOCK
If it's the players they're saying it is then Sydney is FINISHED
Might just put Curnow on for 2+ next week haha
*bangs willy*
>Iggs supporter hires a prostitute and gets a bit violent>Swans PLAYERS hire a prostitute and get a bit violentSwans always did have the edge in those battles desu.
>>157389478haha, meant 2+ years iykwim haha
>>157389483Underrated rivalry desu
>>157389464>the promised land
>>157389484haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>no I won't shove that dildo up your ass while your friends jerk off, it's brown and dirty>sperg outNo wonder AFLW players date NRL players lmao
>>157389464he can take me to the promised land (his hotel room)
done with this sport
Seems like the hotel may have tried kicking the prostitutes out and they got mad. Apparently they have the whole thing on video. I really hope some of that footage leaks.
>>157389498fucking kek
>>157389446Photo is some English rose who fell over pissed in the UK five years ago.
It is possible to rape a prostitute you spastics. Women are people not goods.
>>157389492Why is he wearing his shorts so low?
>>157389504He likes his shorts the same way he likes his goal output against good teams.
PHOTO OF THE ALLEGED VICTIM
>dildo has to preside over dildogate
>>157389504he just finished bumming me in the surf
>>157389508what a whore-thorn bound player
The AFL have the sent the swans a "please explain".
>>157389475country's gone
>>157389503The allegation is non-penetrative sexual touching, that's what sexual assualt means in Victoria.
>>157389514shut up nonce
>>157388929Still shot from leaked footage of the incident.
>>157389516>rape doesn't count as sexual assaultwew
>>157389516>The allegation is non-penetrative sexual touchingAnd where are you finding this information pray tell?
this can't be true, issac heeney has a gf
>>157389527fiancee
BELIEVE.WOMEN.
The 'njoy PURE WAND' is 680g of pure stainless steel squirt-inducing power. It would seriously cave your skull in if you took a swing with it.
>>157389523It's the definition of sexual assault in Victoria and what police apply at the start of an investigation because it is the most broad. They then use it to gather more information and usually later upgrade the charges, in cases with sex workers typically to sextortion or indecent assault.
>>157389532>squirtit's piss
>>157389523The cops statement said they were investigating an allegation of an offence of sexual assault, which in Victorian law means an allegation of non-penetrative sexual touching.>>157389145
>>157389538It's hot like piss but it doesn't smell or taste like piss
>>157389532"Arrives in a satin-lined hinged presentation box"Classy. That screams Sydney.
>>157389530R E S P E C T W O M E NESPECTWOMEN
>>157389530fuck up loser nonce
There's an Australian flag anon who keeps posting gay p*rn in /mlb/ threads on /sp/.Which one of you is it?
>>157389554it's nrlsperg
>>157389558>average sydney morning commute
Like can someone walk me through the thought process here?We are in the hotel the club is using with all the club staff, other players, football department, we are going to party all night on drugs and booze and we are going to involve sex workers? Said sex workers will enter and leave through the hotel foyer.Like who thought this was a good idea? How do you come to these conclusions without going actually hang on this might turn out badly for us?
brody grundy has given swans an ultimatum, take a harsh stance or he walks.
>>157389564swans confirmed RETARDS
>>157389564Culta, innit.Their coach was part of West Coast's party era, so it doesn't phase him.
>>157389566WELCOME TO ADELAIDE
>>157389564Sex work is real work, the same as ordering Uber Eats
>>157389567It's like with all of this you are reminded over and over again football players are just meatheads and football clubs are run by former football players who are cte'd meatheads.
>>157389566GEELONG BOUND
>>157389564Someone inside the club organizes it for the boys. They're essentially on break now until finals and druggos like to kick on early so they can clear the drugs by match day
>>157389564you need to understand that this is the sydney swans state of mind. they have been given everything gifted to them since early 00's due to the AFLs pure greed to expand into the NSW market. Buddy Franklin was massive drug fiend and they contained it all for PR. This has been a long time coming for the egregious organisation that is Sydney Swans.
>>157389564This is why I'm not buying the "oh sure punish the players but not the club! they had no idea". Bullshit they didn't. If hotel staff weren't telling coaches the second prostitutes rocked up I'd be shocked.
>>157389568>Has to involve >my iggs. We cleaned up our kulcha thank you very much and won a hip as a result of it. We are a family club.
>>157389554Sounds like you're doing it and looking for someone else to blame
>do nothing >win
CHEER CHEER THE RED AND THE WHITEGANGBANGING WHORES BY DAY AND ALL NIGHT LIFT CHAD WARNERS DILDO HIGHKNOCK OUT SOME SLUTS TEETH FROM ON NIGHWHETHER THE CHARGES BE GREAT OR BE SMALLSWANS WILL GO IN AND WIN ON PAROLEWHILE HER LOYAL SONS ARE MARCHING ONWARDS TO SENTENCING
>>157389546>>157389532The perfect gift for any wife or girlfriend. The sheer weight and angle of the curve hits right on the g-spot squirtgasm button, and will handily kill any burglar with a quick swipe to the skull. Should be one on every bedside table.
>>157389564It probably happens more frequently than people know but generally the players don't abuse/piss off the prostitutes so they don't get mad and start yelling, banging doors, etc, have security called to escort them out which results in them calling the cops. I'd say more often than not it's done quietly.
micksperg awfully quiet today.....
love hearing from the pathetic sex pest nonce fuckwit thai flag and his opinions on women do us a favour and drum yourself out of the mortal coil
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157389603based. just filter the faggot
>>157389586If it happened last week, dosn might have had a chance at getting a win yesterday.
what would RC say about all this?
>>157389609skill issue
I'm fucking fuming that my Curnow 3+ bet streak is compromised now
>>157389609rc is dead mate
deregister everyone involved.
Why does anyone care that some dude has left Australia to fuck Thai prostitutes?
>>157389603F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
don't have an issue with thailad man me
>>157389603Truth missile
What the fuck are the crows up to on my roof? It sounds like there's a fucking full grown fat man stumbling around up there.
This is everything.
>>157389597Yeah but like usually it's the boys go to a private room at a bar or whatever and hire said sex worker or whatever they put on a show the boys get rowdy have a good time it's done away from the club in private.This was done like in the same hotel as like female staff. You are assuming nobody is going to have a problem with it from club staff as well. This is like a professional organisation. You don't do that shit at the hotel club staff are staying at.You are also assuming hotel staff aren't going to leak this information or other guests wont either.
>>157389614objectively incorrect, He lives in (You) and He lives in (Me).
>>157389627fucking nonce scum
>>157389627how do you respond to this?
>>157389627sydney customers are disgusting childfucking scumbags
>>157389627what happened to "when you get older you'll understand"?
>>157389607watchu talking about willis they did get the win yesterday
>>157389633how is what that person said wrong? im pretty sure ive seen consent ads on the abc that probs have kids watching that. when would you talk to your kid about consent? before or after sex ed that starts at around 10-11
>>157389603No, he's only in Thailand to "eat healthy and go to the gym"
>>157389564all clubs do this sort of thing constantly m8
>>157389631Once the whores get on the elevator no one knows what floor they're going to. Likewise when they hop off and leave through the lobby no one knows where they came from. I guarantee hotel workers see so many escorts and hookers entering the hotel after midnight that it's not remotely noteworthy to them. If there had not been a ruckus no one would know or care about anything going on there.
Mate of mine works at the Pullman and was on shift when the incident happenedBut he works in the kitchen so doesn't really know anything about it
What happened with sydney? Don't reply with a fucking meme.
>geelong about to get FUCKED by the courts for avoiding federal ohs regulations and cte management>LOOK AT THIS NOW EVERYONE they can't keep getting away with it
>>157389664What does he recommend on the menu?
>>157389664Interesting insight Thanks
>>157389665chad warner shot a dildo out of his arse towards a prostitute in anger when he pulled down her pants and she didn't have a penis.
>>157389664what was the point of this post? kys
>>157389653fuck up nonce
>>157389668probably geelong honey pots
>>157389670Poo (crab)
>>157389627Sex ed I'd say 13 but really, rape is such a disturbing topic, you really wouldn't want to broach it until 15. I doubt your son is going to overpower a woman before then.
If you’ve read the news this morning about the incident involving Swans players and felt triggered or affected by it, you’re not alone.News involving allegations of sexual assault can be confronting and frightening, and it can bring up a lot of difficult emotions - particularly for survivors of sexual assault and those close to them.I’m posting this simply as a reminder to my fellow AFL fans: please look after yourselves and each other today. Reach out to someone you trust or a support service if you need to, and check in on the people around you.Everyone responds to news like this differently. For some, it’s another breaking-news story. For others, it can bring back experiences and emotions they’ve worked very hard to live with.Please be mindful of that when discussing or commenting on the story today. https://www.dvconnect.org/sexual-assault-helpline/The helpline isn’t just for DV victims or people currently experiencing, it is open for all.https://1800respect.org.auOpen for all too, online webchat also available.https://fullstop.org.au/get-help/find-servicesfind services for your state.[reposting from r/collingwoodfc]Edit: More resources for people1800RESPECT, 1800 737 732https://blueknot.org.au Blue Knot Helpline: 1300 657 380Supporting adult survivors of childhood trauma and adult survivors of institutional child sexual abuse around the National Redress Scheme.https://www.lifeline.org.auhttps://au.reachout.com/challenges-and-coping/sexual-assault/everything-you-need-to-know-about-sexual-assaultHelp yourself and others understand SA. Let’s be educated and compassionate
prostitutes aren't human
whatever happened to boys will be boys?
>>157389664You've been a great help! Thanks
My footy team might be absolutely shit but at least the players aren't going to jail for raping prozzies lmao
got this cunt reeling
>>157389679scott himself probably paid the prozzies the sting the swans
>>157389690Portchads win again
>>157389627
>>157389475>>157389514you fucking antisemites
jealous of you Thai bro. How do I move there? I have 10k and no skills
What would Curnow be thinking right now?
>>157389627ill respond if someone tells me what to post
>>157389703Have a mate who knows a guy who works in the kitchens at the hotel. Said Curnow ordered pancakes so he's probably feeling fine
I think I wanked to nudes of Hayden Panattiere years ago
Do we know which player has stepped down yet? How will this affect >my iggs getting chad warner?
you guys reckon the swans messed up while I was eating my timtam pancakes at the pancake parlour last night?
>>157389703Probably relieved.Won the coleman and now Sydney have no expectations for finals so him being invisible in them will be overlooked.
>>157389716
>>157389716>Timtam topping>Not in the batter0/10.
>>157389715i heard Heeney, Warner and Blakey were in police custody lol
>>157389716>31.95 thanks
>>157389704Ask him how Sydney can be taken seriously while Michael O'Loughlin is on the board
>>157389700just do it mate. it'll be sink or swim. might be the thing you need to push you forward in life idk.
Stop making fun of Godnow
Apparently Chad Warner was approached for comment leaving Sydney Airport earlier this afternoon and said "67"
>>157389716I imagine those chunks of crushed tim tams just clash with the other textures.
>>157389732he's a cell rn mate
Tim Tam? More like Yum Yum
>>157389706>Said Curnow ordered pancakes so he's probably feeling fineI thought he said he knew nothing about it? Interesting development.
>>157389732This was his response to the question, "Approximately how many dicks were in your anus across the last month?"
>>157389716dire areas
i feel it in my fingersi feel it in my toes
>>157389740Elite post
>>157389725Establish dominance.
>>157389745grim
>>157389673hahahahaha thats fucking hilarious man! because chad warner is gay and homosexuality is funny xD xD
leave carltonbrother gets convicted of rapenew teammates get banned from playing finals
>>157389716lgm
Mate just texted me telling me him and the misso are splitting upThey've got two kids under 8Grim and dire
>>157389498
>>157389759>brother gets convicted of rapewhat?
>>157389740For me it's yunyun
Reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
>>157389745>$25.5Knew it was going to be something stupid price wise, but fucking hell.Was expecting $12 or something.
>>157389758thanks! glad you appreciated it.
>>157389716Looks like poo
>>157389761Damn sorry to hear that.
>>157389724look its what they had on the winter menu.One of the last times I went I had the Black Forest Pancakes: Two chocolate pancakes layered with strawberry jam, chocolate fudge and whipped cream, served with a scoop of ice cream and finished with crushed chocolate chips and cherries.>>157389726It was actually around $12.50.RRP is $25, the Winter Menu is half price when the temperature at Melbourne Airport drops below 10 degrees. It's cheaper than the regular shortstack (2 pancakes with a dollop of ice cream).>>157389733I think it still tasted pretty good.>>157389745>>157389757See above.
Sydney Swans have lower odds of winning the grand final than hawks/lionshttps://www.sportsbet.com.au/betting/australian-rules/afl/afl-premiership-winner-2026-9641840
afl needs to ban the throwing of dildos
>>157389765Think anon is a /nrl/ blowin and confusing him with Silvagni.
>>157389532Anonymous 03/17/25(Mon)16:24:39 No.147696803>>147696842 (You) >>147696845 >that one time my sphincter constricted around the ball on the end of my njoy pure wand and my whole butt tensed and crampled closed on it because I didn't warm up adequately and I had to roll slowly off the bed and tried to fish it out in a panic and just sat on the floor on my hands and knees woefulyl for 5 minutes thinking I was going to have to call an ambulance before I realised I could just dispel it in a pooping motion you people know nothing of fearAnonymous 03/17/25(Mon)16:30:11 No.147696821>>147696842 (You) >>147696845 do you know what its like to have 680 grams of stainless steel hanging freely from your buttocks as youre on the floor thinking about how youre going to explain this to your mum, the anxiety and running thoughts exacerbating the problem downstairs?
>>157389761look after him. women are vampires in the legal system once there is blood.
>>157389776They were always longer odds than the Lions
>>157389761Which swasn player?
>>157389776That's been the case for a while before today.
>>157389781She's always been a nightmare of a person so I'm happy in a way it's ending tbqh, but it's going to be a mess until things are settled
>>157389774do ppl really eat this this shit?
>>157389777>afl needs to ban the throwing of dildosNo such thing as a throw anymore, it'd be interpreted as long as there was a genuine attempt to handball. Play on!
Also just a good reminder to people who are commenting on this story, and any like it, that your friends and family can see what you write. And even if you’re “joking” or whatever excuse you make up to justify your comments… the people in your life see them and know that you’re not a safe person. They know they can’t come to you if something happens to them. They know you won’t believe them.
Going to have a beer at the Pullman barWill be there in about 20 mins, just in time for the pre-recorded and crosses for the evening news
>>157389442What the fuck is wrong with these retards? Andrew Dillon's a rich CEO and probably has 50 other things on his mind besides retarded sydney players
>>157389786make sure your mate documents everything and keeps receipts and evidence.
>>157389790Why does everything have to be "safe" for these fucking nerds
>>157389790bigfooty or reddit?
Today was a good day :^)
>>157389790this place truly is the best place on the internet to talk afl. the day it goes mainstream will be fucked.
>>157389690No one in the bombers is strong enough to hold a woman down.
we need to have a stripper/ dildo round to raise awareness
Uberjeet earning 32 an hour now how about you?
>>157389716Fucking pancakes for a mouse. I'd be disappointed and hungry if I received that one from the pancake jew.
Haha what do you reckon having a dildo up your bum actually feels like
>>157389811like shaking down thunder from the sky
>>157389811Ask your dad for a detailed answer.
You know who doesn't get up to these kind of shenanigans? Nick Daicos.
cops would say if they had anyone in custody no?
>>157389825Crisp
Would you rather have a 6in men's penis up your bum or a 12in dildo?Both have to go in completely
>>157389822Nick "Legacy Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157388998I get to see that sequence once a year at IMAX (they screen the movie every year at IMAX Melbourne) and it’s the closest I come to seeing god
>>157389654read: fuck kids and take roids. because the food in thailand is anything but healthy. t. misso's family has a bunch of farms in rural thailand, shits GRIM
The cat.
>>157389761And you posted this in here why?
>>157389822strikes me more of a white collar criminal, macedonians can't be trusted
i don't see the big deal it's not like someone set a dwarf on fire
>>157389843naughty boy hehe
>>157389843nice kitty
iggs
>>157389843Lookin' good mate
>>157389825>>157389842>>157389849he wears autumn tones well
>>157389844Just wanted to keep you (my mates) all informed
>>157389774tre pancake manor is a grim and dire immitation of the TRVE and HONEST pancake parlour. brissie's SDAs aren't jewish fuck wits and are actually located in a (former) house of God.
No chance that deadshit fuckhead cunt Tom Papley wasn’t involved in this. Guess you shouldn’t have ducked for a free kick in the 2022 prelim mate, karma has a funny way of finding you, you little cunt. Would love to be the bloke who hands out his punishment internally, he wouldn’t do it again, put it that way
>>157389811It feels absolutely incredible, the problem is its extremely addictive
>>157389862>silver jewellerymisstep but otherwise looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfu46ZGHm-U
>>157389761I had to mediate a divorce between my mate and his misso last year in a similar situationneither of them were capable of listening to the other's side so it was doomed from the startnow my mates a LinkedIn influencer manosphere cunt and shes started Instagram influencing
>>157389871he came back on in this game
Receptive anal sex is one of the most addictive things imagineable
>Taylor was further stood down by the Swans later in 2020 following his arrest for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. The Swans parted ways with Taylor on 30 November 2020.
>>157389870see how the cool tones of the clothes clash with his warm complexion? this was before he got his stylist. what he did get right was the muted hues tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9kRFJ7bj0w
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHA FUCK YOU SYDNEY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY FUCK GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH *weeze* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA RUINED YOUR SEASON OVER A COUPLE OF BAGS AND WHORES AFTER BEATING *checks the results*.... ESSENDON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH *checks essendons ladder position* HAHAHAHAHHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO *weeze* NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED
>>157389436https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-spent-five-years-braces-36717349youre an idiot who believes fake news
>>157389857Your mat will be crashing at your house soon.
You are not allowed to film strippers or prossies but they are allowed to film you? How is that legal?
*rapes*
did chad warner ever face charges for distributing photographs of his anus?
so are the prozzies taking them to the tribunal or what
I was wrong about the crowd at the Essenshit v Sydney gameIt ended up being 25,000
>>157389887it's about punching up chud
>>157389875today's woke sissies would never
>MUH BLUDS KULCHA
>>157389871Jordan Lewis is tougher than anyone in this thread
>>157389891great example here. the cream muted hat suits him well and makes his skin tone glow, but the white tee and silver jewellery make him look jaundicey and sallow
>>157389903No shit.
A FUCKING DILDO
>>157389873your mate sounds like a fucking retard and so does his wife, birds of a feather
>>157389843name of shoes? been looking to get new white sneakers
>>157389906I agree if he was wearing say an off white tee it would have worked better. Don't think he's going to make the leap to gold watches though but maybe something two tone would work better.
What was the last album that blew you away? I will listen to all suggestions.
>>157389916even something as simple as a brown leather strap watch could suffice potentially
>>157389922True didn't think of that he could swap the bracelet out for a strap and it would look a lot better and suit his style.
where are the FUCKING LEAKS
If I was raped I wouldn't tell anyone
>>157389931cursor is on the screen DUMBFUCK
>>157389934were*
>>157389932*unzips pants*coming right up
>>157389938I says was
Innocent until proven guilty but also believe women.
God i hate that midget bald fuck larry emdur
*ahem*where are the FUCKING LEAKS
Australia Day ruined
>>157389946chaser is right on top of us, gotta get the next one here ok?
>>157389919I don't listen to nu music.
>>157389896There's no way that was 25,000.
>swasnmen had houkers at their hotel>smashed one of them with a dildo>"assisting police with enquiries" right now>hayden panettiere diedwhat a day
you can't bet on the swans vs north game
>>157389931Brave, got forced out in a two on one there, not much he could do.
>>157389028Good player shit coach, same thing happened at Brisbane.
>>157389961love it when things happen, me
>>157389919salary man simulator - mitch murder
I definitely did wank to nudes of Hayden Panettiere, probably fake nudes, but also she did have a leak so some real ones too
>>157389965Bookies not going near it until it's confirmed whether players will be stood down for it. Alright enough up in the air with not knowing how many players will be rested.
Running late but almost there
>>157389975Keep me posted please.
> Mr.X said:>This is a disaster, for all parties involvedThe pics doing the rounds, if factual, are incredibly damning.>There will be no winners in this, a sad, sorry situationWho’s got them?
>>157389972>the one of her pulling her white undies down and showing her landing strip and pussy lipscor
what's he thinking rn?
>>157389986Extremely aesthetic pussy. I would've been taking a peek every few hours were she my wife.
>>157389983>There will be no winners in this, a sad, sorry situationWhat about the other top teams?
>>157389992exactly what about geelong?
>>157389961how is she tied to all of this?
dont mind a bit of pullman myself iykwim haha
>>157389830yes
>>157390001Not the time, nor the place dickhead.
>>157389983those pics arent from this incident retard >>157389884
so is chad warner gay or not?
Hows do you think it all went down. Reconstruct the scenario for me?I don't buy whores or do drugs.
Most of the parasites have packed up but a couple are lingering There's a security bloke at lingering at the door but going to see if I can get in. Don't see why I shouldn't be allowed into the bar
new>>157390010>>157390010>>157390010
>>157389858please elaboratewhat is this SDA pancake house?
>>157390006He was just getting around the boys.
>>157390009could be dusting for prints innit
I'm in. All seems quite normal and quietNot sure this was worth my time
https://x.com/afl/status/2088914219051675838
>>157390009go take those reporters microphones and yell something funny into them
>>157389919Jazzmatazz Vol. I - Guru
>>157390025kek
>>157389975thumbnail looks like a giant figure standing under that tree spoopy
>>157389664yeah thanks for chiming in m8, real fucking helpful.
