Mormon qt sub editionSERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Infami – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Bbilan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - Fiorentina/////////////////////FANTA////////////////////////Here we go again...With less spirit than ever I announce the official FANTAcomfy-chan's Ded League.>do you want to play with a phone?download the app Leghe FC>do you want to play wherever?go at: leghe. fantacalcio. it, and make an account if you don' have one!-Once logged in you can join by clicking on "Unisciti ad una lega" and ticking the option "Privata" and "ho una parola d'ordine"-After that you have to type the name of the league and a password (see below).-Name of league(nome della lega): Super Fantacomfy League-Password(parola d'ordine): herewego-After that tou need to wait for me to add you manually to the competition.-You need to purchase players in the "mercato" and select your eleven and captain every week.-the fanta transfers follow the length of the real serie-a transfer window.That's it. Enjoy and stay hydrated.
Expression of the day:
that sounds Finnish
making good face at bad game
>jJuglielmo Vicario will be in Turin today for medical and signatures at Juventus on loan deal with buy option clause.>Michele Di Gregorio now expected to leave on loan until June; offered to Olympique Marseille and one more club abroad
SALUT GESTIFUTE
negru
>downgrade striker by signing a relegation striker for 50m so you cant afford a keeper anymoresack board kill carnavals
nihao
ucalabrisi should pull a Bielsa and abandon the bastard to it's own destiny
>YOKOHAMA Tyres is Juventus’ new Official Partner, following the signing of a multi-year sponsorship agreement.One step closer to Yamauchi becoming an official embassador for jJ
Jhonohama.
>>157391756Chiralium-fueled season, let's FUCKING go
>diego moreiraHoly fuck milan just won the league
https://youtu.be/NjA5n52ZbT0Trailer for season 4 of KeriKino is up
The Jj plays itself in 44 bings
>>157391923>it's realWhat the fuck
Just saw Lucumi's wife from behind in the new vid, fair enough
>Curious Assistant didn't go pick up Vicario at the airportjej
I keep having this nightmare about Spalletti forcing Alajbegovic to gain muscle and destroying his whole style of play
>>157392014This confirms he’s a /seriea/ poster
>>157392026>this nightmareIt's just spoilers
>>157392031I mean a gain in strenght can go well like with Kvara but I've already seen Vlahovic get his career destroyed by this obsession with physical players, Alajbegovic is quite tall and still young too so it's overly easy to destroy his development by not letting him be the quick winger he is
>Name of league(nome della lega): Super Fantacomfy LeagueMissed the last couple thread editions, is this a new Super Fantacomfy, or the same one from last year?
acquazzone is a very funny word when you think about it
>>157392106For me, it's bomba d'acqua
Amplifico mufa
at least I can enjoy palermo in dark times
Yeah, I’m thinking Clara sexo
>Spalletti: “We’re not in a position to sign players like other clubs by spending huge amounts. There’s still work to be done to reach the level of some teams. We’re a strong team, but there are some extremely strong ones. #KoloMuani will lend a hand: I already wanted him at #Napoli”
Hmm
>35m bid for kenny if he goes then i will BOIF for relegation
I can't with these fucking terroni invading the pitch after HT, do it after FT, why would you pay for a ticket to watch half a match they're mentally impaired I swear. Also going into the league with Cambiaso and Locatelli on the pitch just isn't serious stuff, these guys can't start nor play.
>>157392429Douglas Luiz slugatelli double pivot
>Leao pushed out of the club to join Riomma or else
>>157392434He actually almost injured one of the Next Gen kids, dude's not only shit but out of his mind too, might as well sign that one fan who double-footed Gatti during the pitch invasion too
>Juventus is keeping a close eye on AC Milan's outgoing transfers. Not just Fofana; in the final days of the market, an idea for Tomori could emerge in the event of defensive departures. The Bianconeri hope the good relations with the Milan Club can lead to cheaper transfers.
>Badiashile to Napoli for 30 milioncini>Evan Ferguson to Genoa>Como, interest for Samuele Ricci
I’ll never forgive Carnevali for fucking up our tech future for this horror show of a Mercato.We were THIS close to €100 4TB meme storage SSDs
>>157392455what's the consensus of the catwalks in Rome among fashion gurus? are there any suitable recording studios for the trap/drill genre?
bong journo just linked >us to some leicester wvnderkind striker who scored 15 goals in 15 games last season. looks a tad mongy but he cant be any worse than dia and ratboy
Aiazzone
https://youtu.be/v_4s_8IChO0Besiktas with the Zingarokino in the announcement vid, I didn’t know Türks could pull this kind of thing off
>>157392614>Continental Nice Srebrenica reference
>>157392614Why can’t the Jj “””creators””” just do this instead of asking the not-signings what their favourite pasta shape is
>camarda leaves lecce>they start losing
>>157392723What happens when lmao leaves?
>Juventus are keeping an eye on AC Milan: the Bianconeri are monitoring the situation of Fofana and Tomori
gigakys carnavals
Thoughts?
>>157393186
Jj is the footballing definition of insanity, its issues and shortcomings are mostly known by everyone in and out of the club and yet nothing's ever really fixed, either by incompetence or sheer bad luck (mostly the former)
>>157391517I want the other bitch back. The mulatta one that sounded like she was deep in sexual pleasure speaking to you. I know there are some videos of hers on their youtube page but not the main advertisement which was the best one. She was so perfect, I almost became a member of the church myself and I'm not even religious lol. No doubt some roastie is the cause of this.
Mo what is Padraic talking about
A lot of people on youtube get hit with annoying religious ads with that girl in OP in them. The exact same ad used to be done by this luscious girl instead until one day they inexplicably changed it.
>>157393473Si si si
>>157393473missionaries with she
>>157393473Zamn, that explains a lot. I can’t even remember the last time I saw an ad online. Only Twitch ones somehow are unblockable, see those when I turn on a stream before muting it for the Drops.
>>157393352>>157393473I had a friend that got baited into the mormon church by a puerto rican qt, they are now married
I finally managed to get back
Tummy Tuesday Test
wtf happened to serie ass? I just looked at the probable starters of the twenty teams and they are full of foreign shitters. At least in the past they bought the Van Bastens, the Batistutas not the Krstovics and the Geubbels of this world.
Serie A is the Premier League of the Yugoslav countries.
>>157397355Serie ass was cursed by Noah and aGod
>>157393473i think the kraut infected my algorithm, now im getting the square headed girl with another person half in the framewas getting blonde qts previously
>Sara Curtis: "All my training partners in America wrote to me. They were happy for me. Even Sinner wrote: 'Great job, congratulations.' When I saw his message, I screamed!" And she added to Repubblica: "A footballer would never have stepped down from his pedestal to congratulate me..."kek based Sara
nikola vlasic
>>157397801Reminds me of school growing up all the talento kids who played academy were like school royalty genuinely more aura than actual royals.Kids who were talented at meme sports or musical instruments had a few weirdos simping for them but all of them together wouldn’t even scratch the surface of one talento kid
>Swissanon was seen leaving his hotel to sign his new contract with Workplace FC.
who is filling the league with Portuguese frauds?
>>157393473fuck maybe jesus is god..
>YOKOHAMA Tyres is Juventus’ new Official Partner, following the signing of a multi-year sponsorship agreement#WeAreSoRich
>>157398169Toyota Celika will be this season's MVP
>traditional half time pitch invasionMight be the gayest thing I heard about in a while
>Gerry Cardinale wants to get deals done discreetly and execute them quickly. They don’t matter if they overpay a little bit, they just want to do everything without a public transfer saga and avoid possible hijacks. He mentioned the Zirkzee deal as a bad example.Also picrel possible current formation one cb missing
I mean, he's not wrong, why the fuck would you invade the pitch at HT
Cacciamani, Cinquegrano…big year for name heads already
>don't make fun of our terroni
>>157398195Indoctrination ritual designed to groom a new generation of del piero jersey havers
>>157398190GrandeRafabros.... We didn't even make analrim banter era bbilan staring XI
>>157398195It doesnt matches the situation 100% but in german there is a word called "Gratismut" which describes an attitude or action where someone acts brave or takes a moral stand, but actually risks nothing and loses nothing. This is Gratistradition. Its a muh tradition to present itself as traditional club thats close with the fans while in reality is completely out of touch with the roots of the club and sees it fans as replaceable
Gestifute? more like Gratisfute
>Mattia Perin is uncertain for the match against Frosinone on Sunday: the Italian is suffering from muscle fatiguet. Sky(Dead)Sborrt
>BREAKING: Diego Moreira has just landed in Milan!
How likely is>kean to napoli>lucca to fiorentina?
>>157398369unlikely, but Kean can go to Como (the only italian club with real money)
>>157398375What if kean prefers nabule tho
>>157397696
>JUST IN: Luciano Spalletti counts for now on 6 confirmed signings (7 with jérémie boga), but juventus management is keeping the market active to try to complete 2 to 3 additional additions if departures unblock:>Attack: the departure of Jonathan david is an indispensable condition before bringing in another out-and-out striker, due to the high impact of his salary.midfield: the club is looking to move on 2 players among fabio miretti, arthur melo and teun koopmeiners to lighten the wage bill.>Douglas luiz’s departure is less likely in the short term and he is expected to start against frosinone.>Defence: Juan cabal is drawing interest from bologna for a loan with an option to buy, while daniele rugani is also on his way out.>Federico gatti is not considered untouchable; juve rejected a loan-with-option-to-buy proposal from napoli, but will assess selling him if a financially satisfactory offer comes in.>Goalkeeper: michele di gregorio needs to finalize his departure to adjust squad numbers following guglielmo vicario’s arrival.>As for possible arrivals:>Franck kessié: he remains in the plans to strengthen the midfield. the player hasn’t signed with any other team and is waiting for a definitive signal from juventus.>Let back: the sporting management considers it a priority to strengthen this position after observing some gaps in andrea cambiaso’s defensive phase during preseason preparation.t. Big Rom Agresti
Reminder to have your midday banana
>after observing some gaps in andrea cambiaso’s defensive phase during preseason preparation.the last couple of years wasn't enough proof?
Cambiaso stopped giving a fuck in like December 2024, dude shouldn't come close to a starting spot, he's quite literally shit at everything
Cambiaso Mormone
>HERE WE GO! Swissanon to Workplace FC is done. All papers were signed after they had lunch together. One of Switzerlands most talented political analysts continues his successful path in Switzerland. Critics in leiden, berlin and rome are dumbfounded. Great move by Workplace FC, who fully put their trust in the new deputy captain. “We know what he can do. He brings stability and experience despite being young. In our setting he will grow even more and can become one of the best,” said the Workplace FC manager.
>>157398465I could feed her
>>157398757congrats, take your spot in the humiliation ritual circle
>and insists Switzerland could have won the World Cup: ‘We had been better than Argentina…’what makes the swiss so delusional?
>>157398810Unprecedented levels of untreated mental illness. It’s no coincidence they’re the ones coming up with those suicide pods.
How sour the grapes in leiden and helsinki must be
>>157398845congrats on the job. is it some glowie commie shit where you are trying to destroy the west?
>>157398837kek
pepper steps is hot as fuck and i'm tired of pretending she's not
Why did >we just pay 70 million EUR for Laxalt 2.0?
>>15739888274 million + 6 million in bonuses for the new Pauleta is unbeatable imho
>>157398856No I will talk with/advise and offer information to politicians (left and right) on different things (for example how to vote on certain policies)
the swiss licio gelli
Grim team - Fanta president Is there any chance we could get a winter mercato this season? Or is that unchangable ?
>>157398895grim
>tfw as old as Varenne
>>157398950Buongiorno zio
>Fiorentina's Fortini is heading to Hull City on loan with an option to buy for €9 million.>Advanced negotiations are underway between Parma and Benfica regarding the transfer of Circati.>Rodrigo Mora is expected in Rome today; the deal will cost €25 million plus bonuses and a 50% sell-on clause.>Rafael Leão could remain in Italy; he has been offered to Roma.
Mercato? Cessions?
Can't believe Raphael Varane died, La Liste(tm) will never be the same without him.
>Chelsea consider Leao if Pedro Neto is sold to City
loftus cheekusdellinverno
the Albanian genetic predisposition of driving around with the stereo at max volume should be studied and culled from the global population.
>>157399008Quite literally the whole group of unwanted mediocre guys >we have is unsellable, mostly players with no potential on high wages who aren't nearly good enough for the team so they don't wanna downgrade
>>157399084>Quite literally the whole group of unwanted mediocre guys >we have is unsellableHmm maybe we should extend their contract by 1 year, each summer
>>157399088It's mostly done to spread the wages like Chelsea does, but Chelsea is actually very fucking good at selling because they buy young players on decent long wages instead of dudes in their late 20s on high and shorter wages. Who would ever want to buy a David or a Koopmeiners? Both dudes are bad, earn high and their agents ask for big commissions. Romeo Agresti's been saying it for weeks, team needs to sell but you're only ever gonna get rid of these guys on loan plus option at most and they'll eternally come back because they're shit. The club has had this problem for a while with players like Alex Sandro, Danilo, De Sciglio, etc, whole transfer policy needs to change.
>>157399084>whole group of unwanted mediocre guysyou could be talking about the entire squad desualso lets add more of them lmao
P-please take care of our talented twink, fras ;_;Our coach is retarded
>>157399117I am sorta concerned about Kolo Muani too, but Alajbegovic and Ekhator were excellent deals imo, as well as Lucumi potentially. LB still desperately needed.
>Vick the Aryan picked the #25Fodder-tier number lol
>>157398271All good teams in the world have declared a boycott on those frauds. Only shitters owned by Mendes like my whole country, the Arabs, the Turks, Olympiakos, Nottingham Forest, Wolverhampton, AC Milan and Roma still fall for him
>>157399145isn't he he just waiting that digre is thrown into the buzzsaw
>In tribunale lo sfogo di #Ferdico contro l'#Inter: "La cosa che mi ha dato fastidio è la richiesta di risarcimento. Ma eravate voi a passarci i biglietti, a farci fare le liste, a chiederci le coreografie. Ora vi presentate in tribunale. Perché?" (Eurosport - 7 luglio 2026)
>>157399156kek
>ynr Grimolli wanted to hire MARCO SILVA as Jjust coach
/tv/ idea: Clarkson and Charlie Ireland as sporting and financial directors at jJ
Not a single Arap club wants our shitters rofl
>>157399128After the Gasperini treatment, you won't recognize your twink anymore.
INSANE! A violent altercation broke out between… THE TWO WIVES of Hossam Hassan, Egypt's national team coach, in a hotel. The video leaked on social media.In trying to intervene, the 60-year-old coach reportedly suffered a collapse and LOST CONSCIOUSNESS. Following this incident, the coach reportedly decided to DIVORCE his first wife, with whom he has three children.
>>157399305can really see anything
>>157399367There really is something very leprechaun-y about the way Carnevals smiles. (And Ferrero also looks like a garden gnome half the time kek)
Carnevals (Leprechaun)(Fat 2)(Pepperoni).png
>>157399539
>>157399617Just fell to my knees at Caselle while drinking an Estathé al limone with Clairo in my in-ears headphons
>>157399617The machine accidentally created a Russel Crowe lole
>CHANGE ALREADY: The players have already asked for a change of system after the coppa italia debut against Mantova >back to 3421 already I can already sense Tudor's shadow looming over >us
Lucumi high test comfirmed
>can't escape Pardo even when watching the Paliomake it stop
Palio is rigged
I just like the big oxen, almost make me wish I was vegetarian
A debater (BANG BANG)A college (BANG BANG)A question (BANG BANG)A bullet (BANG BANG)
>>157400235A team (BANG BANG)A mercato (BANG BANG)A signing (BANG BANG)A vicar (BANG BANG)
>>157398909Yes, there will be one. It's the same fanta as last year, I just restarted it.
>Perin to Palermo
Not enough italian flags in this thread
>>157400086>>157400157Can they just start please
New GTA VI clip and map leak is up
the horse had enough kek
>>157400385>tfw we now have to sign another goalieIf they keep Digre on the bench I swear
HitmanChads! Just read an Arthur termination is being prepared
>>157400346Fra I swear there was no winter mercato last year that’s why I’m asking (someone correct me if I’m wrong) - can we still add it to the season?
>>157399323>when a cat fight turns into a sphinx fight
>>157400739There was one, but I think it started later
which is more rigged between the Palio and serie a?
Polio
>>157400794I don't think the upstanding society of San Luca has extended its longa manus over the Palio
Musicals vaxx status?
>>157400780The list of programmed mercati is currently emptyI think the Fanta president can program a future winter mercato - opening January 2nd midnight and closing February 1st (20:00) already now https://leghe.fantacalcio.it/guide-leghe-fantacalcio/gestione-mercato/gestione-del-mercato-87
>>157401223no fantamarket, only barter and forum bovarium from now on
Openda scored.
Openda looks like a whole different player lmfao, genuinely I just don't understand anymore, dude was unable to make a touch at Jj
>>157401547Ligue 1 is pitch perfect for fast niggas with no ball control, wouldn't surprise me if his resurgence was so great a top 8 PL club actually went for him afterwards.
>>157401760It's a league he knows, he did very well at Lens even, but even in the CL he was fairly poor, I know stuff like form and confidence changes shit too but it's quite crazy. Oh well, doesn't fit in the Jj system anyway, would be good if he gains value since it's a straight loan.
wtf is that Fenerbahce squad list? Reads like a FM save
>Israel withdraws support for embattled FIFA president Gianni InfantinoAnother internal conflict has flared up in the San Luca brothelhood
>>157401874Any backwards names of Italian football clubs that could aptly describe such an individual?
>>157397801>A footballer would never have stepped down from his pedestal to congratulate meThey probably don't know who she is. Did Curtis congratulate the winner of Italy's Table Tennis championship? Not knowing who someone is is different from thinking that they're beneath you.
>>157397962>talento kids who played academy What's academy?
>>157402040Basically the pro football clubs had youth teams called academies
At the "love interest accidentally walks in on Reacher shirtless" part of every season and his shoulder is as big as her head.Yes, there was a sexoscene muted and prim enough not to upset repooblicans afterwards
sack carnavals before he does more damage lmao what the fuck
>Geertruida to Pissividuccio status?
New BF6 update is KINOOOOOO except if you enjoy flying with aircrafts because DICE just fucked up the handling lol
>>157391517Shieeeet. A natural blonde. I'm too used to amerimutts that it impressed me
Calcio literally resumes in 3 days wtfGood morning
GM>Serie A chiefs meet over new rules designed to ‘increase effective playing time of matches>substituted players will have just 10 seconds to leave the pitch once the board is raised, or their replacement will be held back until the next stoppage.>Throw-ins and goal kicks will be subject to a five-second countdown, with a corner awarded against any side that stalls beyond it and players receiving treatment will need to stay off the pitch for a full minute after the restart.>VAR’s powers have also been widened to cover mistaken identity and clearly incorrect second yellow cards.>>157406154tummy worthy of /seriea/ of yore
>Diego Pugno scored a brace in 22 minutes in the Dutch second divisionhow bad is the duccios serie b
>>157406529Surely this will be applied with no bias
>>157406154got damn
>benan bildiz is a dream for Mikel Arteta. Arsenal have decided to go on the attack & there should be an offer or at least an approach to jJ in the coming days.
>>157406979I told you he was getting sold, you don't spend 50m for Alajbegovic just to bench him
Pogbackback is happening
Already an upgrade lel
>>157406979>Fraud dreaming of a fraudPottery
Perin leaving is wonderful news, too bad they're going to replace him with that indonesian shitter
>Rosa incompleta Puoi comporre la formazione, ma il salvataggio è disabilitato finché la rosa non sarà completa. what the fuck is its problem now? team's full and all players are assigned
>>157406979classic buciano sellign the best player
>Sutalo to Straziolole
>>157407268The player wants to leave, the coach and the staff want to keep him. Shut the fuck up
>Andrej Kostic will join Sparta Rotterdam on a straight loan.David Odogu has joined Toulouse FC on loan.>No talks have started between AC Milan and Como.Newcastle United and RB Leipzig are interested in Christopher Nkunku.Musiala to serie a?
>Musiala to a league that is notoriously willing to accept players with even the slightest health issue, whether cardiac, neurological, or whatever else.and that's what a desperate need for attention/(You)s does to a mf
>when you ask a question in muh-lets-defend-le-free-speech /seriea/
oh he's maaad maaad now
>>157407101>forgot to attach pic
Two (!) new buffones in one team?!
>>157407297just magically the biggest star always leaves after buciano comes inosimhen,icardi,totti,de rossi
>>157407504Arsenal is the biggest club in the world right now, you would be mad not to wish to join them
>@NicoSchira: Luciano Spalletti is asking for FOUR more signings before the transfer window closes:>- Centre-back if Gatti and Rugani leave, with Tomori being Massara's favourite.>- Left-back to provide backup for Cambiaso.>- Midfielder if Arthur and Koopmeiners leave, with Kessié remaining the favourite option.>- Striker — a physical forward — once Milik and David leave.
>>157407523this year he extended to 2030..
>>157407567He had to because his contract would've expired this june, he wants the club to make some money from his sale
>>157407563NicoGODS are we s-safe?
Notice how both thirdies are now exclusively Jjposting. We're just that massive
fabbrica calling me soon. i need to make my fanta team at somepoin too.
>a team wants to buy >our sloppy secondsS-see they are talking about us. W-we are so big
Thanks for beta testing :)
Didn't bbilan get reject by paredes a couple of weeks ago?
>>157407633Please dont fall for fake news
No he didn't believe your copy pasted articles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtr-oPCp2GQthe west has fallen or something
>>157407645What's beneath It's so over? That's where we are
>>157407563I like the buddy cop thing Massara and Carnevali have going on where one buys good players and the other buys Celik and Tumori
>>157407523nigga what, Juventus is way bigger than arseanal
>>157407679You're replying to the spamming schizo anon
>>157407676>Carnevali>good players??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>157407676>where one buys??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>157407679kek sure thing buddy
If you think you can afford Kolo Muani for 50, Alajbegovic for 50, Lucumi for 35, Tomori for 40, Fofana for 40 and Vicario for 20 without selling Yildiz I think you might be retarded
Lads I’m back. Paris was very, very nice it must be said, was my first time there. The stereotypes about them being rude were unfounded. Many braless bobs.I went to St Denis to see the Basilica and holy fuck that area is a complete and utter shithole. The only people who live there are Nonna rapists but mostly Milan defensive midfielders, it’s comfortably the most fucked place I’ve ever been to in EVROPA
Notice how he only dares visiting places filled with brownoids, the only ones willing to give their pussy to him. Wait nevermind, not even the Pakistanian dared to entertain the idea of having sex with that lmao
You just know the only reason they didn’t stab or rape him is because they thought he was one of their own
>Farca buying Livaković just to loan him to Dinamo because Dinamo can't afford to pay Fenerbahceit's crazy what it can do for you to have your agent be personal friends with Barcelona's hierarchy
the discord has its cycle it seems lol, same passive aggressive bitching.
>>157407909According to discorders and palestine faggots these players >>157407733 came for free and there's no need to sell anybodydiscorders are always right mkayfree free palestine and epstein bad or some other shit
>>157407689>>157407698They literally just bought the new new buffon
Why is he obsessed with buffon now lol
>>157407945It's actually a loan, but let's not let facts get in the way of the twinkative
>>157406735It’s called the Kitchen Champion Division chud. Jong Ajax ended up losing 4-6 to a team sponsored by an online sextoy store lole>>157407645Will still watch this and Top Gear if it ever comes back again after that former cricketer nearly died. No matter how shit both these shows are, I will be there.>>157407763Once went to a game at the stadium in St. Denis, when leaving the “””locals””” were like hyenas were stalking their prey. Even in Johannesburg I felt more safe.
Based or cringe as fuck? I'd say cringe
as always the one question that matters is what race is it?
>>157408203Dutch GP at Zandvoort, beautiful track especially the last sector but the racing is pretty boring since it isn't wide enough for modern cars
>Juventus ed Inter lavorano allo scambio tra Nico Gonzalez e Carlos Augusto t. #ThisIsIt man
Name me five (5) Juventus players that would be starters at Roma.No, Bremer isn't better than Mancini and Yildiz is worse than Soule.
Jones to Inda
Horizon Hunters Gather-ACK>>157408612What is the deeper sociodemographic strategy behind signing all these Anglo’s?
>>157408531>>157402341
>>157408537le 4 goals in 50 apps man obviouslymuttuidi for his exquisite passingkalulu because you need someone to lose air duels against valbuena
Can someone roll a race-check on this lad?
>>157408795Temu chalamet
Yet another GTA VI leak is up
>>157408795el mutto de inglaterra
>>157408795le 'raise my hairline by 1 cm to hide my hairloss' man
Bob Starter Guide is up
Juventus has a plan for Adin Ričina.The Bianconeri club is working to create space for him in the first-team squad so that he can have opportunities throughout the season. Kenan Yıldız, a friend and great admirer of Adin, is pushing for this solution.Juventus knows that, in parallel, there are Serie A clubs that are interested and would like to sign him.
>>157409039Is Yildiz pushing himself out of the club to free up some space for his good friend?
>>157408986
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W6S9uP_0k0AYeah it's kino
>>157409072Gonna give it a try later today, fucks sake they chose my busiest days to release that kekHow's nuWake btw? What about the new area around the middle of the map?
where is fra collecting fanta logos
>>157409082Too much zipping around and you can't even try out the new jets without getting headshotted by some camper miles away lolegreat for conquest (cap zones are too big imho), horrible for breakthrough the middle zone offers more infantry engagement so it's a nice addition
Kekhttps://x.com/IFTVofficial/status/2090063676631916707
slav niggas be like lmao look at this new shit from 2004
This runs up to you at the beach, how do you respond knowing that calcio returns in only 3 days?
>>157409173I bought Balatro three times and I preordered the Balatro Playing Cards: Ghost Deck
>Amorim is convinced that Milan’s defence needs strengthening.Tomori is not being considered because he is outside the project. Milan therefore need to add another defender to the squad. Gonçalo Inácio perfectly matches that profile.Milan will also attempt to sign an attacking midfielder before the transfer window closes.>Estupiñán could also leave. Milan would sell him if they received an offer of at least €15M.Lorenzo Torriani could become the No. 2 goalkeeper! Pietro Terracciano, with one year left on his contract, could leave. There is an open dialogue with Monza.
>>157409196Why did you rip my Discord profile pic?
Horizon Hunters Gatti bros...
>from Icardi and Esposito to Sutalo and Dieng
>tfw now all of /seriea/ can enjoy watching the misfortunes of Sutalol with meHappy feels
>>157409230gestifute finna cook
>>157409485he's going to save them from being relegated
>Gatti injured after clashing with a fan who invaded the pitch at the end of the friendly match against the youth team.
>>157409684that was no fan, that was paletta with a toupet
>>157409684>>157409724shit forgot the file
>>157409732lmao someone stop that terrone
>>157409732based Vesuvian trying to save his club tbqh
>>157409682The only thing he’s able to save is his Pokémon Emerald run
>>157408986we're uninstalling if there are no nerfs, right
>Scamorim insists he just needs 1 more overpriced gestitufe player to complete the projectHow many times is Gerry going to let himself get swindled by these guys?
>>157409826Last time they sneaked an "etc" when teasing an update they killed heat regenI'm faithful in today's maintenance
>>157409968Azucena's dance taunts still regenerate heat (no one uses them, but it's funny) and also that meme about "etc." will end at some point and it could very well be tomorrow
I think all Jj players would become better players if they just played through through Ace Combat 7’s campaign once on Hard
>After the Julian Alvarez saga is over, Lautaro Martínez is now FCBarcelona's new priority for their number 9. The club met with his agent a few days ago in order to set the grounds for the transfer - gerard romerosfinterbros...
>>157410151Will he go for more or less than Maignan?
New leak is up
>>157410151we can't even keep lautardo, serie ass is dead and buried
Bamba Dieng sounds like an Italian brainrot character
>>157410162I hope they catch this guy. He is ruining the hype for everybody
>>157409963until morale improves
>Between the Gatti episode and the damage to the playing field, Juventus might change—from next summer—the format of the traditional in-house test. Reflections underway.Intrasting
>>157410219He's hyping everyone the fuck ya saying, besides leaking a story cutscene
>>157410151weren't they supposed to buy Pastoni?
>>157410232He is disrespecting rockstar and all the devs that worked one by showing a 1y old version. /v/ is already hating on it and so are the people on xitter
>>157410268is this part of your apprenticeship?
>>157410226Should've kept it at Villar Perosa desu. At this point better to cancel it entirely
just fucked up a chinese on some mark wahlberg shit
Why are Merdatalanta fans like this?
>>157410314>write a short story about this image
>>157410151oh no not 150 million for Lautaro Martinez... damn...
>>157410319>popeyes
>>157410151they can't keep getting away with this
>>157410339yeah shitaly is now full of these burger slops places, Wendy's coming too
>>157410339
The concept of announcing the most ethnically diverse keepers itw and a guy who jorks his meat to racist messages on the same day? Somehow still more realistic than a PolSci student doing something useful
>>157410162scotterone has gone ferral and started leaking shit from the offices
>>157410364>bleached hair>zoomer haircuthis hairline must be grim grim huh
How sour the grapes must be
>>157410374he must be mad Rockstar stopped with the diversity hiring, no more qt pakis
>>157410380Yeah yeah ok sure fine, just be careful when putting the chips in the bag. Wouldn’t want it to rip last time
>>157410319>hurr that country bad for whatever reason >still going to vote for some chud shilling for that country or support stuff like pallantir aggir the mind of a bricklayer is amazing
DO NOT read the digre rumour from schira
Cost of Hope reviews are up
Asmongold supports AC Milan. Mr Beast supports AC Milan.the Paul brothers support AC MIlan.Now name me three streamers as equally important as the those three that support Palestinentus. I will wait.
>SONY Subsidiary, CRUNCHYROLL Store, no longer lists physical manga, light novels, manwha, or danmei for sale>They also removed a large portion of DVD/Blu-rays>This follows Crunchyroll Store's recent announcement to become exclusive to Mega & Ultimate Fan subscribers this monthKekekekek BD collectors get fucked kekekeikokokekekekekakakakekekekikkokokekekekekekokokokekekekakakakakekekekekkuikukukko
>>157410557MorgpInter
>>157410557finnishboy69belle delphinepokimane
>finnishboy69damn he's a better shooter than Locatelli
>>157410504I will always read Schira because, even though he knows fuckall about transfers, he's introduced mondialposting into the ranks of the calciomercato clowns
What is the name of that streamer with the pillowy boobas and Tourette’s? She’s clearly an Udinese fan
>>157410646therealMarisaLaurito
>>157410646you mean the bitch with Crohn's disease and the literal shitbag? Shiftymine
What the FUCK is a Rodrigo MiraWhy do Roma keep on buying twinks???
>>157410710Those boars won’t ride themselves and they need all the jockey-looking players available
>"Open Var", the programme produced in collaboration with the Italian Referee Association (AIA) until last year, has been removed from DAZN’s schedule. The programme analysed the most talked-about refereeing decisions of the league matchday. During the investigation by the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office, it emerged that the head of referee appointments, Gianluca Rocchi, had come under pressure from Inter to alter the running order of that programme as well.
>>157410689>>157410696SweetAnita
>Ricci on loan with option to buy to Coomolmao bbilan about to drop all the shitalians again, based if you ask me
La Juve sta lavorando a un super cagata. Ma super super super. Stay tuned
>>157411392
scotterrone went...to france?
>>157411392it's the transfer of Swiss talento Tegra Bolongo innit
>AC Milan have enquired about Marin Pongračić, but Fiorentina consider the defender not for sale.
>>157411392Loca'Coin pumping
Locatelli is the GTA VI leaker, take him out Rockstar!!!
>La Viola on Pokuit should have been me
>the bamba dieng thing was real and is already in rome for medicals tomorrow christ almighty >cristos mandas is moving towards the exit in hopes of the club raising over 10m for future purchases off to bed and hoping I dont wake up to more bad news challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>157412175Fiorentina are signing so many dorks that before long the wild boars at the Rocco B. Commisso Park will have a price tag hanging round their neck as legit plusvalenza's
I think we should hire a mute director after Carnivals
The pitch at the Parc des Princes HAS BEEN DAMAGED BY A MUSHROOM. While the Parisian club claims it raised the alarm on the issue Saturday, the LFP stated in a Wednesday press release that it had been informed on Monday.It had the pitch examined by experts that morning to reach the conclusion that its condition « did not allow for ensuring the safety of the players ».
>>157406154Yeh, I thinking she's got a bush
Patch notes are upKing untouched lmao
>>157412478>playing Tekken ngueight in big 2026I must admit that's impressive
>>157412493Nobody suffers as much as we do
tfw you realize king is a furry
Sleep tight /serieemergencyfootjobfromagirlwithfrenchtipsandananklet/
just created a thousand discord bots with this profile pic, we are ready to spread fake news on the web
>Roma seriously bought Mora just because it is an anagram of Romakkkkkkkkkk
Another rottweiler/pitbull moment!
don't let Inter know Terni exists
>>157412657AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157412644kek and anagrampilled
>>157412657>Ternana gone bust twice in thirty yearslooks like they've already found out about it
>>157412644if that were true they would have had to sign Amorim as well, to substantiate all those rigori paa
>never played at BariWasted
Sorry for the offtopic and the Xitter filename but lmao
>MN: ‘Keep an eye on Al-Hilal’ – Saudi interest returns for Leao with €15m offer preparedgrim
>>157413026The Coop refunds office in Lugano shall be closed tomorrow due to bereavement
>>157412937Is that Draymon Green?
>>157413026maybe someone could persuade him to move there
2 days, 13 hours and 5 minutes until the calcio returns.
>An agreement in principle has been reached between AC Milan and Como for the transfer of Samuele Ricci on a loan with an option to buy.
etc.bros... it's over
Good morning /seriea/
Good morning!>AC Milan have enquired about Alessio Cacciamani in recent hours.Lille have enquired about Warren Bondo.>Gonçalo Inácio remains Ruben Amorim’s dream signing at Milan. The club are considering the Sporting defender.Aston Villa are interested in Fikayo Tomori, who is set to leave AC Milan. Talks are ongoing. Juventus is also interested.>AC Milan and Como have reached an agreement for Samuele Ricci on loan with an option to buy.Diego Moreira: "I was a bit excited and a bit shocked, because when you talk about AC Milan, you talk about titles, history, all the big players that played here.">>1574130261. Dont spread fake news. They offer HIM 15m/season. 2. Stop pushing him out of >our club. We need him
>>157416087Fascists look like that!?
>>157391517Italian anons, what do you think of he veneration of Saint Agatha's skull in Sicily?
>Leaves already falling It's so fucking over
>>157416396fucking finally, yesterday 37°C of humid heat. I was sweating like Adinolfi when the guardia di finanza arrived.
Imagine not loving autumn
>>157416097For me, it's Gonçalo Inácio's uncle and godfather, Detective Galo Inácio
>>157416370She seems more spirited than the relics at FIGC headquarters, make her president of the federation
>>157416396mid august is official fall time
>>157416467I fucking wish. It feels like an aquarium today
speaking of, need to get a new fall jacket 'ate shopping simple as
>>157416544Can somebody who still drives a shitty Fiat Punto afford a jacket?
>>157416571catch up with /seriea/ lore, sold the trusty punto a few months back
>shitting on a puntoWhat car do you drive, coglione?
Surely not a car from a poorfag brand like Fiat or any shitalian/french/japanese/low tier german /chinese brand
so what car do you have?
A Tesla Model S, a car made for richfags by a richfag like Musk
hahaha what a fag
>>157416580>>157416601don't feed the spaz, thank you
Hedgehogs at Como will magically look like he's worth 60m and people will fellate fiberglass instead of remembering how shit allegri was at Milan.
You drive a Fiat probably a Fiat Seicento, poorfags like you should have no rights
Twinks don't like summer? Wow I didn't know that you are telling me for the first time
>>157416634It will be a miracle if these Italian players, who were signed by Como solely to meet UEFA squad list requirements, will be allowed to play more than 1000 minutes and leave the crowd with even the faintest of memories
>shiting on the fiat Seicento >not posting the edit
>>157416681Ricci is a starter for them by default
Locatelli gods we will break every record this season, data analysts will cream their pants thanks to our stats
My tummy is moving. I don't think I can meet the emissaries of this club for the upcoming cession
Doing the glue
Michele Di Gluegorio
Nobody is gonna pay 60m for ShitaoEven if they do a year from now we'll be losing money on his salaryWhy is Gerry being so pigheaded?
>*merson *almierdi rumors
>>157416887>player made it abundantly clear he wants out>No one remembers last time he was any good>every team low balling bbilan>Gerry asking for 40m Antoninianushe will probably just stay have another shitty season and leave for free next summer #GrandeRafa #TrueCapitano
Oy vey
New leak is up, they have a build lmao
>a 2tb pci gen4 SSD now costs 240 melonibuckslole it's so so over
was supposed to drink tonite but big thuderstrom ruined my plans. not gud
>>157417079He passive aggressive maad maad>>157417317marmotta weather
new Terraria update is upnew Stalker 2 dlc and the 2.0 update will be up in a couple of bongs
>Hugo Buenowho
Duskbloods leaks from the network test are also up
Rocco Duplo
>>157417514That video confused me more than anything lolWhy is there an obese Milik as character
>>157417524I suppose it's other players with their own characters? Iirc the game is supposed to be heavily focused on pvp/coop
https://x.com/KIKT3R/status/2090207006334353437I hate Insomniac slop with passion
I still can't believe the Italian NT could have ended up with Guardiola and Maldini, now it's back to reality with Mancini and Ranieri but fucking hell it was close to making a turn to the right direction.
>No Bamba DiengGod forbid someone has some fun in this league>>157417817Well you shouldn't believe it. Guardiola was always a retarded name to parade while Maldini put his buddy Pirlo in the NT
>>157417836It is hard to believe that after leaving City because it was getting to his head he'd go to a national team mostly filled with shitters
>just saw peggy gous back tattoosI have nothing against tattoos but cmon what is this
inter average age is down 7 years from last season. #young
>>157417836Can't wait for lotito to blame rattuso for everything it will happen this season
>>157417496He’s the leftback that wasn’t phased by any form of “European DNA” and provided the assist for the goal that knocked Bbilan out the of the CL. Funnily enough this was also the last goal they conceded in the CL in the seasons since that moment.
If he was a French citizen his name would be Hugo M'bueno
Honest question why is he so obsessed?
Project Zomboid /seriea/ lobby when
>Ravenna owner Ignazio Cipriani has insisted that Ronaldinho has not been brought to the club for promotional and commercial reasons, but that he is expected to play in at least one match in the Italian third-tier.
jesus christ>emerson>retegui
>Ronaldinho has not been brought to the club for promotional and commercial reasonsAbout as likely as this photo not activating any almonds
>serie a not in the incompetent circleLole, lmao even
would you rather have your nonna raped to death by a bbilan maranza or ran over and killed by pepo 'forza horizon 6 god' martinez?
>beautiful Italian women farting into my mouth
>>157418199>riomma fan has a scat fetishLeast surprising news of the day
>Ricci to Atalanta>Bartesaghi benched by the newest gestifute money laundering operation Back to zero italians in the starting 11 we go
>>157418199shittymine reference?
>His team hasn't completed football
>>157418320Which balatro achievement is this?
I bought douglas luiz at fantacomfy
>>157418390stop revealing my secret memes
>>157418425he's a steal, we'll have a huge plusvalenza at winter market
https://x.com/YavuzKartal03/status/2089731219168567325What pokemon is this? I'm confident he's at least a rock type but I'm not sure
Douglas Luiz being rated by other people than me here, the stars have aligned
>belgians>people
Cessions?
>>157418445chat is this real or is it fake news spread by the twinkazzo clan
Bob is a problem, folks
>>157416736bbilan or croma player for 26/7Mall N might have a chance
>>157418390>>157418425only one of my centros costs more tha 10 creditola plusva all the way
>>157418597He has everything
>AC Milan could emerge as a possible destination for Juventus midfielder Teun Koopmeiners towards the end of the transfer window.Yeah no thanks
Tonight, we are all Hapoel lifelongs right?
>>157418638SborringThank you, greatest ally
>bbilan>NOT gestifuteslop As real as gf to Anon FC
> Official: Diego Moreira joins AC Milan from RC Strasbourg.>€50m fixed fee, €16m add-ons and sell-on clause. Record sale for Strasbourg, Milan happy with top addition.I rate him but wew
>cry about not having the money to compete with Spain and England as a whole >buy the gigaest shitters around for ludicrous amounts as if you were a Tottenham or a Brighton make it make sense?
>>157418769mo i head to transfermarkt to look up his agent
>>157418638i hope you get negruani (spiritually bbilanese) too
https://x.com/Acyn/status/2090162881765810607uh oh the glowie twinkazzo agenda is about to collapse
>henrique close to romabased rome clubs saving us from our shitters.
>like one single pro palestine post>my entire feed is now full of clear bots pretending to be palestinians begging for donationsAnd that's why ladies and gentlemen people support Juventus and Elkann's race
>>157417029Take off that VPN you deranged schizo
The Duskbloods previews are up
>>157419063>PVP only yeah dead in two months
>tfw you will never get to sip shiftymine's liquids off her shit bag
Do I dare ask what kind of financial wizardry has Gerry been practicing to afford handing Mendes a quarter of a billion EUR by the end of this mercato for Laxalt 2.0, Patrick Silva 2.0 and some soon to come late Gestifute additions, when we aren’t even in CHL for two seasons?
>>157419144especially crazy considering theyre also buying muani, koopmeiners, kalulu and mckennie
>>157419127what happened to her anyway
>>157419181She's fucking one of the most popular Italian YouTuber from the old days
>>157391517I keep seeing her on YouTube.
>>157392385Perfection. Who the hell is this?
Can't he read?
>Rafael Lmao could now be available for just €40M, with AC bbilan significantly lowering their asking price.>Despite the cut-price fee, interest remains limited. Lmao is holding out for a Premier League move, while Galatasaray are becoming increasingly impatient.
>>157419284no carnavals I don’t want to hear your grim /horrorbiz/ idea
New Stalker 2.0 patch is up with significant performance improvementsI think I gained 20 to 30 fps average, fucking ukroids and their shit optimization
>>157419303How does the game compares to the first trilogy in terms of survival elements and gunfights?
>>157419339Feels great if you exclude how terrible A-Life and AI in general is. It totally kills the immersion if you compare it to the original games, everything feels soulless. Supposedly 2.0 fixed some of that but I don't expect anything remotely good
>>157419227You will meet up with the qt missionary and together go to kolob
>>157419359Damn the AI was one of the best things in the first games.>if you compare it to the original games, everything feels soullessI had that impression too watching gameplays online, but I thought it was my brain thinking old good, new bad.
>>157419181She bagged a rich bf and stopped feeling the need to sell her cunt online (here's why thats a bad thing)
bruh Eglin nigger be wildin with these psyops
/x/ idea : Nico Gonzalez LB
>>157419303>122 GB patch on PS5what
>>157419618It's a complete engine upgrade, they switched to UE 5.5https://x.com/grapediaeu/status/2090087085277389039
>>157419574I’d shoot my trigger shots deep into that fertile tummy if you catch my drift
>>157419641I actually bought it and stopped playing it not long ago (wasn't far in) because I heard the engine update was coming (and I was going to get the Pro as well) so I'm actually excited to play the game after it finishes fucking downloading on my dogshit connection
Please watch our sport SonyGods!
>>157419486those milkers be sagging
>>157419765Yeah, that’s a kinose
>>157419765>tfw you will never jokingly inflate her shitbag until it explodes
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2090416828673651091He's faster than any of >our players and is perfect for the Jjust medical, Carnemolli sign him up
>Douglas Luiz has completely convinced Luciano Spalletti during pre-season. The Brazilian is the player who has impressed him the most.>The coach sees Luiz’s vision and ability to control the tempo as qualities that complement Locatelli’s strengths, while also allowing him to operate as a pure playmaker alongside dynamic players like McKennie or Thuram.Atlantic council tier propaganda
What happens when Como inevitably wins the league?
>>157420049BBilan and Jayjayfags find a way to make it about Inter
>>157420049helicopter crash
>>157420049The San Siro and Olympico will have both been blown up by the North Atlantic council and mission is complete: Calcio is officially dead and Serie Ass serves as an Anglo-Iberian money laundering colony.
>be yuro>cannot stop acting like an animal>injure Gatti just becauseWhy are yuros subhuman? Here in the latin america this wouldn't happen.
>>157412252challenge failed successfully
>>157420068>post about coomo>JJUST and bbilan in replyanon stop exposing yourself lmao
>>157420136You know the drill fra>Inter's law.jpg>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.Hehe
>>157420136>Implying he is wrongIt's all an Inter conspiracy for the jjfags, even if they were the ones who locked the referees in the locker rooms.
>>157420153They're not wrong. Historically, richfags (aka InterGODS) came from Como (richfags paradise) while bbilan fans are from the stinky city of milan (city for poorfags cosplaying as richfags). So if Como wins, Inter wins because the majority of the Como fans are just supporting the local team
/biz/ idea: Sicario poster but with Vicario and instead of the Benicio del Toro there's William Vicar
immense transfertheyre calling him "the next laxalt"
mo he is the next laxalt
Dangerously based
Oh fugg, don’t even have cd’s but it’s so cool
AURA
>>157420298this post but intended for >>157420458
>The name the Milan is working on for the defense has a profile. It's none of the names that have come out. A foreigner playing abroad, young (between 22 and 28 years old) and one the Milan is working on with Jorge Mendes, but I don't think as agent but rather as intermediary.
>GTA VI will run at 30 fps on all platforms>apparently has the same "input latency" as RDR2 grimmity grim grim griminb4 attention seeker poor ragebait about how 30 fps are optimal and more than enough
PS5 Pro fixes this
>>157420548It's 30 fps on the PS5 Pro too except with better graphics lol
New Darkest Dungeon dlc (???) is out
>>157420538>>apparently has the same "input latency" as RDR2No source for this yet fra, we don't have any hands-on yet (despite the alleged build leak)
>>157420538309 billion rupees game btw
>>157420598unfortunately from the leaked videos it does seem to be the case
Speaking of leaks, where are the Shiftymine ones?
This is surely barri's B team r-right?
>>157420538
>>1574205383k of the devs were saars.
>>157420709...and what does that have to do with this lol
>>157420733its gonna be poo poo cos they love poo poo
Baking
>>157420598the leaked build is confirmed to be real and in the hands of the leaker
>>157420788Yeah but we don't know about the input lag situation yet. There's also a chance the leaker is actually collabing with a dev from a R* studio, since getting his own build and playing it from a PS5 devkit is borderline impossible (for many reasons which I could list if ya want)But yeah, for now the input lag thingy is just an impression we can have from the gameplay footage (which is all real)
>>157420801>>157420801>>157420801>>157420801
