This is back before Quillan became a delinquent mma fighter.
light buzz chauffeur is a makwan listening some banga banga music comfortably zooted naturally
Armdaddy bodied this hideous ducking faggot freak
>>157392521yet you replied curiously enough
>>157392529you forgot monkey
>>157392537Post a pic of the taxi if you aren’t lying
Arman Tsaruykyan will walk out to ‘She wanna hang with an Indian’ by N3on against Mauricio RuffyThey had a bet for $200k“Listen, if I walk [out to the song], I get $200k, if I don’t I have to pay him.” Song: https://youtu.be/UMqsuNUxoz8
Look at Quillans fight history. Hes only been fighting since 2021. Wtf only 5 years pro and he's already in the top 10 in the hardest division in UFC. Some guys are just blessed with talent. I think hes gonna champ for sure.
sending thoughts and prayers
>>157392556>things are going so badly in modern britain that taxis are unattainable luxuriesoh dear and shan't i'm already at my destination
>>157392573Lying for what exactly what are you trying to prove
>>157392572can you send 30 euro mobilepay i can't afford this cab
>>157392568Didn't Dana ban this guy from the UFC?
>>157392583prove what, i had a foreign driver who listened bri'ish music it's not that exciting
>>157392621i am at the lair and by myself
Give Conor a year and a half to fully heal and he will come back and KO Islam Makhachev
yes yes well done islam well done HOWEVER the laws of reddit state that popping for steroids disqualifies you from being the GOAT. gsp is still that guy i fear
The triggerThe tracerThe drifterThe snakeThe beastThe bully
Roast McPiggy pork loin slid off the bone.
>>157392568The only thing ive seen of neon was when Tracy cortez was being interviewed by him and said his car smelled like shit
>>157392569he's just like me fr
>>157392787No one asked.
>>157392832Was i replying to u jeetie?
>>157392848
Arman mad at Charles"Charles friend died and he cannot train. But I don't understand, in 3-4 days he's doing trainings and back in camp.Probably they already set up a fight with Diego Lopes. He was just finding an excuse. To lose somebody is so hard, but you could beat me and dedicate the victory to your friend.Fight me or Diego Lopes, for sure he would pick Diego Lopes."Hes right tho, Charles just used it as an excuse to get out of fight. The diego fight is easier for Charles.
>>157392904you duck gainful employment and social decency
I gained respect for Din Thomas, then I lost it
It's spelt D-I-N, as in DINner.
Brazzas follow Fazzas Plan
Ngl i kinda like din and dont care for all the moralizing. If you see it from a bird's perspective and dont imagine him as your friend or whatever you people do, its elegant: he's a natural asshole. Did anyone catch him earlier today saying he's gonna corner Sean Brady despite saying he quit cornering, and then said it depends on whether Brady pays enough
>>157393030Unc chael is washed when it comes to talking about MMA and is no longer the only interesting guy online talking about the sports. He's not as witty. Although he still has some ok serious mma insights
At least wait until your fighter loses her 6/10 appeal or loses to a way hotter opponent. It's called decency
>>157393028din is dogshit
What did din do?
>>157393082nuffin
The belt, Islam...
>>157392506Fuck Dana
>>157393082Said he's quitting cornering fighters after his fighter Gillian lost. Alot of people feel it was disrespectful to say that after your fighter lost a big fight. He made it about himself instead of his fighter.
nothing like the brap heavy schaub after spending time with wmma
>>157393098also said that this is as far as gillian can go, which is a conversation that should be had in private, instead of airing out your fighter on the postshow after the biggest loss of their career, no talk about a rebuild or reassessment of how they trainjust moronic self centered shit
>>157393082
Din Thomas apologized later so drop it
>>157393320he is charming mao!
Herb Din
>>157393030Chaels an attention whore and a roider. I was happy when Silva tapped him.
alexander of macedonia tsingis khanstalin Jones
Heeminder that Din was a pro fighter so he could fuck you all up
reminder din (dean) cant run forever
smiff was in court yesterdayneed to get caught upwill report back soon
>>157393406get caught up on these nutz
>https://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/505616/anthony-smith-pleads-not-guilty-following-arrest-on-multiple-felony-charges-next-court-date-set-for-september>Court records confirmed Smith pled not guilty, with his arraignment hearing originally scheduled for Aug. 17 being cancelled as a result. Smith is now due back in court for a status update on Sept. 21 at 1:30 p.m. local time, and he is required to appear at that hearing.>Smith now faces a total of four felony charges, including an attempt of a class 1/1A/1B/1C/1D felony — a class 2 felony — terroristic threats and two charges of first degree false imprisonment, which are all class 3A felonies. Class 2 felonies are punishable with a minimum of one year in prison up to 50 years in prison. Class 3A felonies are punishable by a maximum of three years in prison and 18 months post-release supervision with no minimum punishment.unfathomably based and retarded go smiff
>>157393406report back to these nutz
>>157393422>>157393429see >>157393425
>>157393425too many words fuck you
>>157393442smiff is going to a jury trial the madman
>>157393453his wife attacked him. he will win
>>157393482*declines your rose*
>>157393461>“During today’s bond hearing, a prosecutor from the Sarpy County Attorney’s Office offered the following information: It is alleged that on July 26, 2026, the defendant was involved in an altercation with his wife at a bar in Gretna, Neb., during which he reportedly threatened to kill her if she did not get into his vehicle and go home with him,” the statement said. “He is further accused of grabbing and pushing her inside the vehicle.>“At one point, during the drive, she was able to exit the vehicle. The defendant allegedly continued making threats, demanding that she get back inside the vehicle. After arriving home, she again exited the vehicle. Investigators allege that the defendant attempted multiple times to use the vehicle to strike her. The defendant’s wife was able to get out of the way and avoid any physical harm.”not looking too peachy beastly in fact
>>157393491>trying to hit her with carnah he was parking and she was drunk the entire time attacking him. Stand with Smith
god i hope it's live and he gives a play by play of his performance
>>157393504need to get him on some programs
>>157393516>t.
>5 years:800 posts Im willing to bet in five year its in the thousands of posts
>>157393527>800maybe a week try 200000
I don't think anybody but Fazza Time can beat Islam desu. He'll beat the first one he fights out of Morales and Prates but get heemed by the second one after ramengdan takes more time away from him.
if we are generous and say it's only 50 a day that's over 90k
>After arriving home, she again exited the vehicle. Investigators allege that the defendant attempted multiple times to use the vehicle to strike her.So he chased his wife around the driveway of his home? Based
between 100-200 thousand posts
100-200k posts about some dude in florida you find annoying
>>157393558A madam is a female pimp
>>157393587Talmbout Tito Ortiz of Tito's Cantina?
that's 3333 to 6666 hours if you think that it takes a minute to load from a reset router a minute to write the post
not sure how you plan on bouncing back from this tbth
Hey man
denial naturally po' po' lil spampiggy
Starting to look like a /bant/ thread around here boys I think its time to give it a rest
¿What you looking at Puto?
the state of this thread
They linked up
I have the least idea of what's going on here
>>157393708with what
>>157393714Linked up thru the bamhole
>>157393722
still though crazy to think in 3333 to 6666 hours of work you only got 1 picture he didn't share himself and some old picture of a bungalow it's always amazing how little the undermensch can achieve
>>157393729extremely conservative estimate* we are propably talmbout 10k irl
Jesus christ man you people are fucking losers
>>157393733The funny part is you have the least idea out of anyone of what's really going on here
10k hours fucking hell seriously
>>157393760You think so?
>>157393767he could have built a bomb building school and recruited mini wonks like a willy wonknose and the wonker factory
Anyways, we got some breaking news in the world of MMA
>>157393733well yeah. apparently talking shit about Ian Garry's woife is much worse than constant off-topic spam so mods have bigger things to focus on.
>>157393779why has no one told me
>>157393811there is a lot happening hear
He was going to scream on the thing
>>157393844What’s this supposed to mean seems innocuous
>>157393865That’s a sexy black daddy right there!
People keep saying Ian Garry is a future champ, but how true is this? What even makes him future champ status exactly?
Thoughts on Justin Gaethje?
Yeah?
>>157393970fag
>>157393978wanna now
D-Rods loss was only a very slight setback. Give him another fight soon and he'll be on track for the belt in no time
>>157394007Not surprising an animal penis is interchangable for "wife" in your twisted brown mind
Joel alvarez when he doesn’t have a 7 inch height advantage
huh?
hmm very interesting
>>157394080It’s seems like you don’t really like anyone here. Maybe you should take a break from here, refresh your mind.
Justin Gaethje opinions?
When did people start hating smiff? Why?
/mental illness/
>>157394106I think voting works.
>fan vote fight of the night >fan vote KO of the night >fan vote sub of the night >fan vote banger of the night >fan vote BMF moment of the night >fan moment of the night >Monster Energy Moment of the Night >Monster Energy Moment of the Fight >FOTN>Performance Bonus
Dustin Gaethje
>>157394156Highly Gaethjesque post
Mushing Gaethje
Daniel Nurmagomedov
Nurmagomedov Nurmagomedov
Spermapoomedpoov
Phil “It is going to be bad nigger” Davis
>>157394102Imagine the steamy sex they had after bricking that lil piggy
leg injuries are no big deal. THE T Ferg had his whole leg amputated then came back and DESTROYED the UFC's deadliest western warrior, cowboy. Shavkat could easily return and eviscerate anyone.
Spammy needs to be committed to a mental institution (actually just a shallow grave)
Id like for most of you to take the final step and jump
>>157394255not worthy of a grave.
who’s watching this
mma is such a gay sport
hello i am indian
Facts = a handful of people (3 guys) picked Gath to win that night, Sweden was NOT one of them.
>>157394288 im retarded and gay i watch mma
>>157394270me. i watch every ufc
>>157394301Many picked Gaethje
>>157394288We know.
>>157394301The other Swede is a can and I was not here for that card. Justin Gaethje
ay dawg these wings are bussin anderson silva
>>157394386He is literally darth vader*darth vader cyberpunk imperial theme starts buzzing
>>157394355I’m gonna fight you bro
>>157394404Why do you depict yourself as a soijak
Can I get an invite to the paki cord than seemingly runs spee
>tfw under the heavyweight limit
train.train.train.
the wonk is my slave
>>157394636is that shoeyvasa
>>157394795seeing this im certain Islam finished this fight, not leaving it to the judges.
>>157394805if by "this fight" you mean "the kvasslord with his mouth cleaning khabib schaub off his meng" then yes twice
Garry on steak and eggs heems Islam
heeminder khabib knows where your from based on the smell of your ass
>>157394833translate please
>>157394845Garry Ian on eggs and steak is a middleweight
>>157394867islam is a cawlcksucker
Dana Black
>>157394880they both are. weak ass fighters in a weak ass era wit sum weak ass fans ya. am I right moscow?!
khabib is about to lose to grant dawson by proxy. this is your goat huh
khabib is no fighter in my book, not even a man. simply a sack of shit waiting to be discarded
>>157394902Am I supposed to know who these characters are?
>>157394958katie homes was a peach b
none of you pose a threat inside and outside of the octagon I sure hope you realize that because if you dont, I hope to God you come ready
>>157395043Can’t you go hang out on sharty man
Id slap on the nastiest choke youll be trying to say uncle but you cant because youll be passed out face down from being choked out and i would be yelling in your ear like how does it feel to be unconscious you fucking retard and youd be like ugh I cant talk because im out fucking cold because I talked myself into some shit I want trying to fight out of and fought into the nastiest fucking choke ever toss on a man on the streets fucking casual with no takedown defense and sub defense
easily upwards of 200k posts
>>157395075He’s from sharty aka basedjakparty they use all the same lingo and shit over there and images
>>157392573reug reug was winning this fight before the ref stepped in
Alexa, turn /heem/ down please. Thank you
This cards looking grim like the reaperRobert Whittaker
Real talk what’s up with Prates being so high level yet being a smoking and drinking degenerate? I’d think the alcohol would be worse for his body than the smoking but combined he should at least have cardio issues
>>157395509smoking increases muay thai ability. the mechanism is not understood but it’s just true
women owe me sexfighters owe me heems
>>157393779this is gonna be bad ass I hope champagne kicks three of his fucking belly rolls off
>>157395580No one owes you anything, incel.
>>157395509Idk there's probably a tradeoff between the benefit to a fighter of enjoying existence that he get from it to the physical toll. I imagine the enjoyment outweighs the toll at his age
>>157395509>>157395569It's true, the best MT fighters in the world are usually drunk chain smokers. GSP brought in a french champion to teach his team, and the guy just effortlessly kwabbed them all and looked bored, he was shit faced reeking of booze the entire time too
>>157395509Prates uses the drugs and booze to numb the pain from fighting. He said he has alot of injuries and his body always hurts. As long as he stays clean during fight camp its fine. Bunch of fighters do drugs and party but it gets harder to do as you get older.
>>157395509Sold his soul to Satan to be a heemer. The sigil is right there on his neck. Look into it.
Dana owes me a livable wage
>>157395624All thai guys that fight are heavy smokers and drinkers. They also fight every weekend. Some people are just built different.
>>157395509this >>157395624it's a thai thing. those guys are built different
>ALLAHU ACK-
>>157395509he is smoking weed but acting like its cigs. Smart dude
>>157395665Prates smokes both weed and tobacco. He also drinks heavily and probably coke. Honestly hes probably tried every drug out there. Hes one type of guys.
Kinda crazy that not one fighter has taken designer meth (undetectable in drug test) to fight.
>>157395680some bodies are built for it.
>>157395685UFC does not test for recreational drugs. They don't care what you do for fun. They only care about performance enhancing drugs.
>>157395685
>>157395694Fucking caz.
keep druggies out of sports, their dirty blood can be spilt in the prisons.
If I were a fighter, I would make frowning my gimmick.
>>157395707They dont test for them. Obviously they dont want you high on fight week but aside from that they do not care what party drugs your into. They literally tell the stoner fighters to not smoke fight week.UFC is a chill company in alot of ways. Just don't roid and your good with them.
>>157395731The UFC isn't even involved in testing. And the athletic commissions do give a fuck. How do you not know about Nick Diaz and all of the shit weed got him into? He missed years of his career.
>>157395694They test for shit like Ritalin and adderall. I'm sure WADA and most sports test for them as they are for sure performance enhancing.Ritalin was actually named after a chemists wife "Rita Lynn" when he gave her some of this experimental drug and she found that it improved her tennis game.
yea Nicholas "El Diablo" Diaz lost the rest of his career cause he couldn't put down his official bravo bong
>>157395726Ryan Hall?
>>157395726>NEVER BEFORE HAS HE ENTERED THE OCTAGON WITH A FROWN >THAT IS UNTIL TONIGHT >COMING UP NEXT >FROWNIN SAM ALVEY
brandrisk pulls big numbers at the apex
>WITH NO KNOWN WEAKNESSES>EXTENSIVE GRANDE MENU TRAINING>EXPLOSIVE STRIKES FROM ALL ANGLES>VITOR "THE PHENOM" BELFART
Why has no 1 capitalized on the gaping hole left in the combat sports ppv market by the ufc doing the paramount deal?
>No one owes you anything, incel.
>>157395756That was a long time ago, it's different now. The athletic commissions are too stingy to pay for testing. They sometimes do it week of fight but thats about it. UFC is the one that pays for year round, random testing. Their testing team keeps track of who gets tested and when. They also have a snitch hotline for people to rat on each other.
>>157395856Gaping hole? They have ufc bjj and zuffa boxing you fucking casual. ufc owns it
If Carlos Pratesh didn't smoke he would have beat GarryFood for thawlt
someone get me some fucking drywall
Fluffy doesnt have a path to victory vs robocop desu
>>157395872smokers are champions, and champions have the ability to smoke. I dont smoke but totally could but as a super athlete that wouldnt benefit my super body
>>157395765After you sign with UFC they give you a list of whats banned. They also give supplement and vitamin recommendations for companies that have independent facilities so that your dont get supplements tainted with other shit.UFC drug testing is very strict but ironically they do not care about recreational drugs. They only care about performance enhancing substances like roids, hgh, certain peptides, testosterone, epo. etc,
>>157395756>nick was suspended for 5 yearscould swear it was just 1 year
>>157395509>This guy. He think ciggies, weed and whiskey will help him.....
drug testing retired gsp
>>157395907stimulants,
>>157395919
>>157395871Oh I didn't realize those are ppvs.
>>157395922GSP has an roid gut. When you cheat alot it makes your stomach stick out. Rogan has it too from his heavy trt and hgh usage.
>>157395922dubs of truth, gsp was juiced to the fucking gills
>>157395947ufc is still ppv retard. ppv is for shitty boxing cards
GSP is a lil bitch for ducking whittaker. Beat an easy bisping for a paycheck and a second belt but as soon as UFC wanted him to face whittaker he was like hell nah and faked a digestive disease. Uhh my crohns, I can't fight anymore.
>>157393425Lionheart finally living up to his namesake (though I doubt he even knows who King Richard is)
>>157393482>t.lowkey dead inside
>>157395922Then a few years later, once Big Pigg was sunk by USADA they were all>Hey GSP, wanna come back and fight one-eye limey? cool bro
>>157393482I told you real topturo is dead this is a hologram or advanced manle-bot
>>157393635Guru clearly browses gamethreads and then gets all of his takes of there and make millions from it, it's really that simple. I still appreciate the irl cartman meme, to be fair.
I have a coworker that looks a lot like Topuria, but hes from Quebec
>>157395954Rogan in those picutres went from turbo manlet on all the roids to turbo manlet on all the roids + hgh
>>157395509It's all in the psyche
Who's the Mike Tyson of the UFC?Tyron Woodly?
And the hips, don't forget the hips
>>157395988Roids wont let you shit so gsps colon was probably rotting from the inside with all the shit packed in it. Remember to eat your fiber pills
What is wrong with you?
>>157395509At the height of my power I could smoke and drink some beer then go hit the gym for a Jay Cutler workout prates is just a real nigga
guru won…
fighters should be allowed to smoke hella weed as long as its high cbd strains it vastly improves neuroplasticity and etc
The tell tail sign that someone is innocent is if they get angry when accused. GSP got angry when Nick diaz brought up roids therefore he is cleanSame with gooby when nate brought it up. Don't put moi name with steroids he said.Contrast to Jon Jones when someone brings up roids. No anger. Guilty!
sean r strickland cries when you bring up daddy look into that
>cazzies all convinced fluffy isnt getting heemed by gregorys giant ass cause he trained with strickland for 1 campLol
You now remember gooby's lackluster comeback, i suppose freemasonry doesn't pay well
>>157395922Good.
>>157395938young obama lookin cool in this one
>>157396448is he tapping to strikes from matt sera there?
absolutely pooping
>>157396448At the end of the day, GSP beat Big Rigg
>>157396383Can Robocop survive those deep waters? We're gonna find out Saturday.
nu-cazzies don't understand how good we had it...
>another thread purgehell yeahbeing on topic is mandatory now
>>157396534nah but im not unpacking that right now. Im thinking about Joshua Van
let's get retarded huhlets get retarded in here!
>>157396595The guy Da Lou heemed, oh ok alright
Behold, Alexandre Pantoja's hardest fought win:
Keep an eye out on this chaplin fella, he might be a future top 5er
>>157396543Wont be deep waters robo is a jiu jitsu champ and way stronger than fluffy hes going to stuff the takedown and heem like strickland all fluffy can do is retard shoot and hope he eventually gets you down
>>157396685johnson is so cool
Namo Fazil is a roided monkey who's going to disintegrate the moment he is subjected to actual drug testing if he doesnt get splattered by Kaik Brito
>>157396751kek woodley is such a retard
>>157396751Sounds kinda gay "tyron"
>>157396751>self censors himselfLawrence did nothing wrong
>>157396793Niggas who self censor also wait at a red light when its 3am and no one's around or stop at stop signs when its just them lol
>>157396775It's not. I'm ride or die for Coral.
Arman changed his nickname to "Batman"......why is he competing with Strickland for the crown of cringe
Many have been saying for some time now fluffy is reskinned sean brady. Two guys that just aren't that good and no one really gives a shit about
let's go big dawg let's go
>>157396900he looks like lion kitten here
>>157396618Van gonna get submitted
Josh Vans brain has vastly improved I wonder how often he meditates and how much CBD he takes
>>157396878Yes fluffy game leaves quite a bit to be desired. Strickland completely ICEd him out and it didnt even look competitive ot looked like some retard trying to spar sean for views
>>157396965an important thing to remember is there are also videos of late 40s ray sefo doing the exact same thing to sean strickland which is to say he's still a bitch and that makes fluffy a gigabitch. sean brady will keep up the namesake tradition of getting daddied at RAF this weekend
>>157396030Hendricks retiring as a mere after thought on the same card where GSP became double champ was kinda brutal ngl
bangers
>>157397144am i supposed to recognize a single name here?
don't tell me this card gets to be good just because 333 is a cool number that'll catch people's attention similar to a 300...
>>157397154na you're fine, ignore cards that do not have Ciryl Gane as the main event
>>157397144>Krylov already back a month after Fat Rob smashed his jawKek wtf
>>157396751
sean omalley should fight another guy no one gives a shit about win as many fights as you want as long as i dont have to watch
>>157397174please tell me that's not a meng at the end
>>157397165Gane will never main event again. Needed Big Tom then, needs him now. Cut him.
>>157397171Two months for him to pull out
Hey pussy you still there
>>157397171Prob minor jaw fracture that healed in 3-4 weeks without surgery
>>157397144So Allen is finally fighting Pico huh, i suppose you can't run forever
As a Pico believer, I have to admit it. There's no chance he beats Allen.
Allen's sole ambition is to gatekeep, he doesn't care about winning, titles or bonuses (he is a decision merchant), all he wants is to make sure the top 15 has adequate level of skill, his classmates wanted to be lawyers or engineers, Allen wanted to be a traffic warden.
GURU just confirmed: Jones still zestier than Morales
>>157397282very autistic, very british
ciryl was always the smartest guy in every room
Marlon More Rice
rumor has it he reads many books
>>157397304dude thank you so much for telling me I come here because I don't watch guru but I want to know everything about him
>>157397334I wish I could watch him more but he streams at weird times
Morales mo problems, as they say
>>157397334>I don't watch
Jailin turner overcame his demons of bloodlust
joshua van controlling tai tuivasa ratatouille style getting him the belt
>>157397445tai would just eat him
my ballz was hot
joshua van is soft
Van won the belt in a 1 minute knockout
joshua van is hard
Joshua Van can fit 6 grown men inside him
>>157397518where do you rank joshua van in hardness
>>157397198watch Gane fights on loop for 6 months and get back to me
let me put it like thisnot many jacked burmese boys make it off the streets of houston texas
>>157397315Ciryl is also the smartest guy in rooms where he's discussed but not physically present
On paper, everyone beats Gane. The problem is, Gane can’t read. But fortunately he’s a pathetic joke of a fighter who can’t box, has no ringcraft, no heart, ducks grapplers, has horrible wrestling, nonexistent grappling, has been nothing but unimpressive or horrible, and sucks
hate Gane and you've already lost, love him and you won't need to fight
gane is so disrespected you could almost feel bad for what it's going to do to tom's legacy
the thing people dont remember is ganes not good tom is just really that bad
People forget but Ciryl Gane didn't lose to Jones, he took what professional MMA enthusiasts call a "dive".
In hind sight wtf was Pereira thinking going to hw?
Joseph Truck will maul Alexander Panthersson in the rematch
>>157397725He dared to be great, he dared to dream
>>157397725poohand used his ass for thinking not his brains, which you can imagine doesnt yield the optimal result.
Arman "Batman" TsarukyanWhat do we think of this?
>>157397797Cringe to think of yourself as Batman like that because you come from wealth and are a fighter or something
>>157397797tuff
I'm the Joker, baby!
You ever have any of that zit zacky sauce?
batman'd myself awake
>>157397833>>157397828this guy vs Arman
>>157397833imagine joka having a choinis accent
>>157397850rather imagine putting my spring roll in her sweet and sour sauce iykwim BOSH
>>157397861hmmm not quite sure what you mean by that
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse>>157397870i want to consensually luke her rockholdnon negotiable
*songs yadong*
Can't wait to watch my boy King of Kung-fu Muslim Salikov knock out that booga-booga nigga Kennedy Nzechukwu by brutal, vicious, devastating spinning head kick palms-up slime out this weekend.
>>157393482Colby levels of paying models for aura.
King Green Lantern
Just watched Diego Sanchez fight a lil dude with down syndrome and now I'm thinking maybe it was a fetish thing because Diego seemed to really enjoy it
>>157397909It must feel so good to beat the everliving dogshit out some retarded down syndrome freak, I fucking hate their faces man
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCd6PfxOy0Y
>>157397933Uh oh, banger alert!
hate that i can't post images it makes the homage feel very flat
>>157397942I got you brotherJustin Gaethje
>>157397929You're unwell
>>157397725>>157397749>>157397785pooaton was always a dumb retard faggot cuckold bum ass loser who sucked dog shit. Ciryl beat his ass and he cries online talmbout "in brazil if a man assaults you and you stand by and do nothing there are legal consequences :'(" he viewed himself as some old defenseless hue on the streets of the favela being beaten senselessly and viewed herb dean as a cruel man who stood by and watched.
>>157397929they are formidable lovers
>>157397929brother that's a picture of umar nurmagomedov
>>157397960i have seen more than enough phone footage out the favelas to know that isn't even a little bit true
Don't mind me, just posting a PICTURE of the greatest Fighter in the world.
>>157397954Maybe, but I'm still not convinced that Im even in the wrong for this
why is it that when some nigger is meatriding on this thread it's always a motherfucker that's not from their country?
>>157397971i must accept this my due comeuppance, but only for finns anyone else gets bunned on site
>>157397979>tf>tpyou are like 3 generations max you are literally a somali
>>157397968Yeah but alex grew up in a really nice part of town so he genuinely believes that the police intervene when something bad is happening. (which is why he was mad at herb, he was a helpless victim being beaten up and herb didn't save him so he's le mad)
>>157397979Justin Gaethje is Swedish
imma clean your fuckin cock
>>157397971he kinda looks like a downy tard. like if you told me he was one of those high functionary I would've believed you.
>>157397998there is some finnjävel in those punches
>>157398003Aspinal has tard genetics inside him, his son is a potato
>>157397990I AM MORE WHITE THAN YOU
>>157398010damn...gane beat him so bad he couldn't drive, couldn't hit pads, couldn't see, couldn't play with his son, was wheel chair bound, can't navigate his phone, had his balls cut, his son turned into a potato, and he kept saying "I CAN'T FOOKIN' BREEEEEEED" over and over....Tom bros..
>>157398013doesn't make you any less somali they have albinos there too
>>157398021It's fucked up but that's exactly how everything went down
>>157397997PHEW! I'm glad to know all this was just in my head!
>>157398028thank god for us tom bros...phew..
>>157398024why am i somali again. only pajeets and chinks get imported here in the first place
>>157398006Incontestable factoid I fear
>>157398033>>157398042Let's see what Cleverbot says about this, that's the only AI that I'll trust since 2008
>>157397997and retards think tom could still beat Ciryl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6QGz7ZJQYcranking my hog and cranking the volume
do NOT blink
>>157398051arent afghans get their asses imported to izzyland too or was more of a volkanovskistan thing
>>157398051banter b and you literally started it wadder we doin hear bappa
>>157398033>>157398042what exactly is this stuff good for? boomers love it so it must placate them somehow
>>157398033lmao some niggas got their electric and water bills threefold just to fuel this shit what a joke
>>157398096It can generate an answer to any question in moments.
my name is joshua van and I have erectile dysfunction
>>157398106so can a drunk
>>157398082no. it's by and large chinese and indian. maybe a few others. this government is a welfare cvck one but they at least know that immigrants can't just be imported on some retard principle of like america does, and should actually have skills that local industry can't fulfill. which is the economic purpose of imports in the first place. as for australia idfk i dont live there
>>157398113Yes but the AI will always be polite and respectful.
>>157398124grok seems rude to me
>>157398118ah cool
>>157398128Next time that happens bring him directly to me
>>157398087d-do any of you want to discuss the intricacies of cage wrestling? s-since t-this is an mma forum? i like penis
Bro included a fun fact at the end
>>157398108This is why Pantoja is the goat
>>157398151herb needs a raise
>>157398159Yeah up into a ceiling fan
>>157398162For real.
>>157398078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqSFPi5i1yU&t=2061s15:21
>>157398162wow
>>157398165this is so epic
PFL on Saturday too, anything else going on this weekend we should know about?
dat herb dean fault
Isn't it kinda bullshit UFC won't fire herb dean even though he's a nigger and I don't like him?
>>157396751lmao cooked that retard, how is the guy who's terrified to throw a punch trying to threaten the MW champ
>>157398276Alex relax, you lost, it's over...the alex pee-era is over...you no longer 'poo-a-ton' heh....
nah woodley would catch him
>>157398220You finna watch Cyborg too?
>>157398322I might
Why are Australians & Kiwis so good at MMA I really don't get it. "They just like to bang" , yeah ok and Brits, Canadians and Americans like to bang but they're dogshit at it with a few rare exceptions.
>>157398314woodley couldn't catch a beach ball that was lightly tossed directly to him
Woodly could eat a fat woman's pussy thrown directly at his mouth thoughbeit
>>157397797yeah i can see it
Who is the next Khabib? A dominant wrestler with 80% of his resume built on cans and who will retire before losing
Robocop is one of those Gane types niggas that are bald by choice
>>157398345>Jack 1 What did he mean by this?
>>157398345why does bruce waynesworldvswade drive a car with a sponsor sticker
>>157398430>>157398434he likes metal gear
alex poatan perhitlervsstalin
>>157394977you're a tranny faggot. Don't talk about being a man or woman, freak
thinking about the average sneed harassment session lasts a total of 8 straight hours at roughly 50 posts an hour, we are talmbout 400 posts a day minimum, which comes to close 750 thousand posts over the 5 year period, and that's almost a million
Release 2 Arman one with a licence plate Jack 1 and another that's Jack 3Basically they'll be looking forever for Jack 2
>>157398470
>>157398462hey buddy woah
thank god that's overEveryweh mi go, weh mi turn, bay gyal a blow mi kissGyal dem wid di bore tongue, strawberry lipsFat pussy, tight pussy, summer body bitchWine up yuh body, girl, wine, minni miGyal, a true yuh sup'm likkle, yuh nuh wah nut'n fi giggleHot pepper pickle, sup'm wah fi mek yuh crippleAnywhere mi party, mi gun a party tooBay vibes inna my slogan (Hm)
You could never hold me downMember you seh mi a yo only janTry mash up mi life oh jeasamJan mi believe you really try fi play wid miYou could never hold me downMember you seh mi a yo only janTry mash up mi life oh jeasamMi no want the memories
>>157398468Well you know the easy thing is seldom the one worth doing.
>>157398499the what where now
Imagine if Ian Garry simply ate a steak
Imagine if Clozapig just ate a salad
tony halme discussed the salad question in viikinki
A real man doesn't hesitate he beats without mercyA real man doesn't eat his words or salad
Just farted + pooedLet's call that a Gillian Robertson
Arman is the number one contender not a gatekeeper, he is no Arnold Allen, LW lacking in gatekeepers ain't his problem
imagine if ian listened to are tony
>>157398590She and garry froze under the spotlight it was shameful
>>157398602nah she's just shit
mr gane, how do you address the allegations?
Can movsar do it? can he become the 3rd British champion?
>I want to see Jan get finished>*monkey paw curls*
Merle has found the love of her life. Poatanbros...
>>157398731Herb Dean is to blame for this btw
>>157398731congrats to hap and merle
>>157398731this is the exact face I think of when I say "shark faced bitch"
>>157398731Surely this will upset Papa Merle enough to discipline her
>>157398731Do we still not know her actual age?
>>157398738what a bloody basterd
They are obviously going to do Gane vs Pereira 2 after Gane takes care of Aspinall and Pereira takes care of Hokit
>>157393779the ultimate kek is if tuivasa pulls of a hail mary KO and is then gifted another dogshit fight and loses the next one
>>157398751She looks to be about 17
strickland speaking facts once again im afraid
>>157398778>s--k
>>157398758Tuivasa vs Gane rematch? Another fuckin' banger
>>157398778No but seriously what did din do?
>>157398789His cornering was trash and then he immediately went on broadcast to shit on Gillian and announce his retirement. Literally had to make it about himself because subconsciously he knew he was exposed as a bum coach.
>>157398803He din do nuthin
>>157398803>backstabs her at the first sign of troubleApologize to Pat Barry right now, he stuck with rose when things were hard and never let her down
This is the guy who "won" the fight against Ian Garry.
>>157398834Yeah I can see that
>>157398834what an ugly raccoon
>>157398842Ian's story win is bigger than Islam winning the fight on paper due to trying to hug a dude and waiting for the round to end.
>>157398731You just know that pereiclit could not satisfy her
>>157398834What a war it must have been huh
>>157398823Pat is loyal like a dog because he's got the IQ of one.
>>157398778Strickland has no grace, he loves to awarenessmogg literal retards
>>157398851>story winYou mean the story where his wife caresses Islam as he's talking to their son?
gentlemen i have an announcement
>>157398889Islam would never actually cuck Garry because he's not a reprobate.
>>157398897>she couldn't cuck me cuz the dude didn't want to fuck herWe've done it /heem/, we've reached the dumbest post in the thread
>>157398910you don't need to sign it also pipe down
Never really was a big fan of that Pooptan fella.
>>157393482Is he trying to speedrun Canor's life?
>>157398918perhaps it was anti izzy fever but he really wasn't this gay at first
>>157398922I don't blame him, he's got money AND fame
laura sanko takes it on the chin
>>157398731That's how we roll
Keep it classy, /heem/
>>157398948This is the one. Thank you for posting it
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHE HEEMED SANKO IN HER PRIME™OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Nah fuck that!
meng crease still smells like latex need to go out in a few hours s'tawlf
>>157398960Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>157398960>>157398981bro these scripted exchanges are so funny rev up some other classics we're close to 5 hunnerd
>>157398960>>157398981I live for this shit
>>157398988my 'nads on yer gasket?
>>157398988You don't think the drug addled mind copypasta is funny anymore, is that what you're saying?
>>157399003Nah he's saying that we are the same person
Yo you ever had sex before?
>>157399009imagine the answer being no
This guy has gotta be the worst liar I have ever seen, I mean come on mate
>>157399012But with a woman though
>>157399018I have never ever seen the british spammy post when there isn't also the canadian and russian spammies posting.
wild to think that there's a discord for discussion of this general
>>157399021a what that's disgusting
>>157399028He is committed to the grind
>>157399018Settle your beef on league
all I want is a nice virgin girl to settle down with but nope that doesn't even exist in this fucked up world anymore
>>157399056try taking a shower sometime
>>157399056People in hell want ice water pal
>>157399056Not to make an off topic post but I need one with aids but none of those nasty herpes like diseases. Don't ask me why
>>157399069Sneed moment
>>157399090Sneed has your bussy trembling
Rent free.
>african's spend their days discussing Florida ManFloridians truly are God's chosen people. The world recognizes they're the center of the universe.
To be fair Florida is practically Africa
I think Louisiana is more sovlful than floride but unfortunately it's packed with Toussaints and courmiers
>>157399124>>157399124>>157399124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--4zdNZzkJw
