Could she dribble van dyke?
Yeah she’d dribble, all over his dick
>>157398443shes a dyke
>>157398452Fun Police are here
>>157398452it says she's a winger though, not a defender
>>157398495does that mean shes the passive or active lesbian?
>>157398547Is the active the one who does the eating? I was shocked to learn many lesbians actually refuse to give oral
>>157398552not surprised. most of these bitchels have foul ph levels. shrimp, rotten fish, all tipes of marines odor
>>157398438If you didn't quit when they put these ugly foids in ultimate team then you deserve being enraged over this.
>>157398452>still believing in lesbianism in 2026
>>157398879It's insane that ultimate team is even a thing, why pay real money to buy players AFTER you spent €80 buying the game?
>>157398977And some cards even expire
>He doesn't let girls win so he can get laidshiggy
>>157399000Not only does fifa charge £10-£30 for a picture of a player card with some numbers and an in-game model of that player, but that card and model also expires?Imagine if street fighter did the same, dlcs suck, but at least fighting game dlc characters come with different moves, different voice lines, different models, and they don't expire. Messi and Haaland in FIFA play the exact same other than a few shooting and passing variables being tweaked.
>>157398941>still believing that every girl secretly wants to fuck him but are just playing hard to get in 2026
>>157398879I play with a full women team, it’s pretty fun and I feel like people get more mad when they lose kek
>>157399055Lesbians are more likely to be fat and autistic and into masculine things. Which is probably why there's so much rage about lesbians with chronically online men.
>>157398977this is why voting with your wallet will never amount to anything. goycattle are fucking dumb. also the rates are downright predatory and building a good team at launch is impossible unless you spend 4 to 5 digits
>>157399055i didnt say that
i want to punt her into the sun
>>157401734nasty work
if the overall ratings for women were to be realistic, how high would the best ones go? 20? 40?
>>157398552It's all just clamrubbing or glorified masturbation?
>>157407306if they were compared only to womens football they would be realistic ultimate team should only be composed of male players even if theyre dead. putting women there and have a bugged pina dribbling 6'5 defenders is insane work
>>157398452So is Van Dick
>>157398438she can literally body van dyke in game kek
question to moods that play FIFA - does it make you seethe when women footballers dab on your team?