>>157392506
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Here comes my chinese rug!
Realest nigga alive.
not to offend anybody but Ciryl Gane is very close to reaching GOAT status
If you're a Florida Man don't forget to vote today!
Are you excited for DWCS tonight?
it wouldn't be the first time french person becomes GOAT of his division
>>157399138Jondaddy filled ColAGP Oinkington’s bacon basement i fear
>>157399158fersure
>>157399158oh you betcha
>>157399170Good morning spammy
>>157399176Great. Could you explain why you’re excited?
>>157399170Excellent remark backed by factual evidence
But you didn't have to cut me offMake out like it never happened and that we were nothingAnd I don't even need your loveBut you treat me like a stranger and that feels so roughNo you didn't have to stoop so lowHave your friends collect your records and then change your numberI guess that I don't need that thoughNow you're just somebody that I used to know
Ngannou.
>>157399190I hope they can reconcile during the Trump '28 campaign.
>>157399186dwcs always delivers
>>157399202DDPonald is 6 months out from the abbatoir I fear
How can we stop the wrestlestaller menace?
DDP mentioned
>You have such beautiful daughters, Volk.SOON
>>157399218Colbussy already retired.
Unc still has it
>>157399227Excellent post.
>Why don't you take a seat right over there for me Movsar?SOON
>>157399158I'm gonna see how good that namo fazil guy is. Kurdish netizens have been spamming his name everywhere
Jiri has so much AURA holy shit
Serghei Spivac fight week hell yeah
>le stoic candle light ninja training in the mountainsjiri is fighter q chungus
>>157399253being a fit weeb is like being muslim, immediate boost to follow count
It's so crazy to me that Jiri's samurai code is simultaneously what made him great, but also the only reason he isn't champion right now.
I sometimes use candles as a light source because I'm a poorfag. Was I an epic ninja all along?
>>157399277You can literally see him getting up, even in this cherry picked 1 second clip
White weeaboos who sõyface everything japan are the equivalent of pakis glazing caucaus fighters but even more pathetic cause they got nothing in common. They watched like two tranime shows and live vicariously through them when in reality nips despise faggots like that
https://youtube.com/shorts/ouyQN0nGdDA
"Bushidō to wa, shinu koto to mitsuketari"- me after I forgot to pay my electric bill
evloev touches kids?
Movdaddy barely legal BBC bukkake.
>>157399309No, he just said that it's good to take your wife while she is underage so she is "easier to mold"
>>157399158The kurdish guy is like a muslim masvidal. Hes very funny, hoping he wins.
>157399318pray for this poor lost soul that he may one day know peace from the demons plaguing him
>>157399275Jiri-sama has shitty coaches that don't teach him basic fundamentals like defense. He literally just wins fights based off raw talent. I have no idea why he doesn't go to a real gym.
Strickland would fuck up woodley.
>>157399343Strickland might be the worst possible matchup in history for Woodley
>>157399339Masvidal and Colby used to be such good friends and lived together too. It seems like Colby started getting jealous when Masvidal started to get some shine.
Meng was a bmf, colby? never touched a belt in his life, will never be in the hall of fame, meng will.
>>157399351nigger colbeast was fighting for world titles while journeyman jorge was fighting toilet till. shut the hell up.
>>157399359Colby only started talking shit after Masvidal got the spotlight. Its obvious jealousy. Masvidal also made way more money than Colby.
List of people with zero undisputed UFC title wins:Colby CovingtonTom AspinallDustin PoirierNeil Magny
>>157399365masvidal got his bussy hurt because colby beat the shit out of maia, who had just embarrassed masvidal a few fights earlier.
Colbitch never beat anyone good.Masvidal beat the legend Ben Askren.
Her silence is deafening
>>157399158yup
Chiesa never forgets lol
Layla would finish Makhachev.
>>157399396Colby took the next two rounds off Usman and he was training in a mall with a bunch of bums.
Projects who got babied with free title shots, sometimes up to three free title shots are the most pathetic when you realize guys like Tony spent 10 years grinding on an 11 fight fight winning streak yet never got a single one
>>157399411shes fuck buddies with rigo and they work at the same college. they both quit for the same reasons.
just how good is... DRICUSBEAST?!
>>157399422Alright, post some of his highlights
>>157399446
>>157399440Who gives a shit?
>>157399446Mnin nta azbi
>>157399440ok rigo
You can say whatever you want about Colby Covington but you will call him a champion.
>>157399496people make fun of us for using many vowels but look at this alternative
>>157399457
Just considered Cody Garbrandt......... Chills.
I'm basically cody garbrandt if he learned to jab
No Love
Cody "No Sex" Garbrandt
No dad
SD
Lost 3 gifted title shotsSnubbed by Trump for Derrick lewisCut from the sport
>>157399562Self made millionaire. World champion. King of Miami.
beat Usman and got robbedbeat Usman and got robbed again50-45 the heckin BMFragdolled Arman
Colby been retired for years and still gets em boilin'
>>157399599They just cut him 2 months ago
>>157399606That's not true but okay
king of miami got his jaw broke on the streets
>>157399612You just hating cuz you can't stand to see a white boy with so much motion
>>157399612He told the cops it was an eyepoke
Colby is 38 and wifeless/childless and doesn't even appear to have ever had a gf
>>157399612Masvidal went hunting for him. Someone told him Colby was at a steakhouse and he smashed over there. When Masvidal found him he cracked him hard and fucked up his tooth too lol. Colby hit the ground and scraped his watch. Colby legit had to run away because Masvidal was furious. Its Colbys fault tho, he took a pic with Masvidals baby mama and was calling him a deadbeat that never visits family.
>>157399645You have no idea what he is doing 99.9% of the time
>>157399253>>157399275>>157399277Jiri is so cool (no homo)
>>157399645Colbys a player. He took the latina pill and gave up on white women. Dude just slays latina pussy in miami. Its a good life.
>>157399646To be fair fucking Masvidal's baby mama was an actually psychotic move from the colbster
>>157399652Probably sucking dick
>>157399645Honestly? Respect
What da one ya name?Da one ya name ganja smokeFull up inna mi lungs wid boom weed till me a chokePass the key, key, nuh want no Pepsi or no CokeA boy have sizzled weed, a just mi temper him provokeAnd when it come to chronic, cyan make no mistakeA mistake mi mean, what you take it for, ya joke?Mi bill it ina room and blow the smoke pon the PopeAnd from you sniff coke, you hang yourself with a ropeA weed we a promoteSmoke the weed, the weed, the weedTill my eyes a bleed, a bleed, a bleedDunley, just pass the trees, the trees, the treesLittle Fredrum, blood, gimme a Rizla please, please, pleaseYo, yo, yoFrom you nuh share weed with no fassy weh ya bowOr you have your own a spliff hole up your hand nowAnd blow ganja smoke inna di air cah you no gyowWeed we a reap, we a plant, we a growIt make your brain click, coke make your brain slowAnd when you burn di herb it's like a heaven you a goA Solomon grave a that a fassy weh fi knowRizla sell off and herbalist dem deh ya knowSo burn your weed slowSmoke the weed, the weed, the weedTill mi eyes a bleed, a bleed, a bleedYo, Burna, just pass di trees, di trees, di treesMarshall, gimme a Rizla please, please, please
>>157399387Maia always struggled against strong wrestlers with submission defence. Munoz fucked him up too. Masvidal didn't have the tools against him.
>>157399672You wouldn't say that to his face.
>>157399493Razor thin decision, I had it for Colby or a draw (10-8 2nd).
Would be so kino to see Woodly starting shit and Strickland just cleans him up on the spot
the cards are stacked against my boy Hernandez but I know he'll pull through. Buena suerte hermano
>>157399700Colby won the first fight, everyone knows. I was never pressed about it though. Its just like Jones vs Reyes. Even though we all knew who actually won judges were always gonna give the nod to the black defending champion.
Jorge needed three people with him to feel safe sucker punching Colby.
Why does Strickland pretend hes poor. He grew up in Corona California which is a good middle class area. Right next to Orange County. I been around there its nice.
>>157399726>they're just like usIan Garry would beg to differ.
>>157399726>poor black culture they literally live in the suburbs it's the premise
>>157399700Colby won the first fight for sure. Sucks that judges didn't give it to him but that how it is to challenge for a belt. You have to overwhelming win for you to become champ. If not they will favor the current title holder and judge it for him.
>>157399726There is zero poverty in Corona California, is that what you're telling me? Nobody is poor in that whole town?
how can someone be too stupid to understand the boondocks
>>157399731Ians from the rich part of Dublin. They literally have country clubs near by lol.
>>157399736You mean the second? He got TKO'd in the first.
it's gonna be so funny when carlos prates kill islam makhachev
>>157399746
>>157399737Corona is a middle class area, its nice. Sean was not poor growing up.
>>157399751He will find a way to duck, they always do
>>157399746You absolute casual. I was referring to Ian's comments on the racial superiority of africans.
>>157399751My prediction : Round 1 KO în the first 30 seconds by Islam Makhachev landing a headkick on the unsuspecting diabetic innocent carlos prates
>>157399735He didn't actually watch the show, it's kinda like how Jiri never read that Musashi book
>>157399761And I spoke about the more pressing issue. Both these whitebois is lying about being poor. They both grew up in nice places.
>>157399758I'm having trouble accepting that it's impossible to be poor in Strickland's home town.
Fuck you bitch
>>157399774Maybe if Sean grew up in south central LA I would believe he was poor. Most of OC and Riverside are nice. Especially around Corona. I driven through all these places several times. LA is where the real hood is.
Blokes be like ''i grew up poor in the vatican''
hearing credible rumors that tuivasa vs despaigne is close to being finalized
who stands there holding onto a body lock while getting socked up like islam makhachev
anyway, any good fight this week ?
>>157399803that would be ridiculous>>157399766the idea of someone pretending to watch it to seem intelligent is bothersome might as well have gone with fresh prince
>>157399774Wasn't his dad a degenerate alcoholic? That sucks up a LOT of family income.
Good test for Talbott. I never boyd him but I enjoy his fights. Now that hes a dad maybe he will have more motivation. Some fighters reach a new level after becoming a dad.
bet the farm on tuiblobsa
there is this reddit thread about some guy arguing that Islam lost because Ian Garry landed way more significant strikes.My humble opinion is that if a man can keep you down for almost 25 minutes and the only thing you can do is break his nose and make him bleed a little then you've been molested by said man
>>157399816I'm not even thinking about that stuff right now, let's talk about this on Tuesday
Friendly reminder that UFC has several millionaires that live in mansions and own multiple properties. These niggas aint poor. Even the journeymen are clearing six figures and live upper middle class. Dont believe the broke fighter meme. Thats only for the cans.
If he lies about his upbringing, wouldn't he lie about Lawrence raping him too, all these questions need answers.
>>1573998384 mil in dagestan goes a long way + all the shit Putin gave him + the crypto scam that khabib obviously shares with him. Islam is rich rich
>>157399830>0 of 3
>>157399838Well many of them don't know how to promote themselves outside of fighting. Arman probably makes millions off the Adin Ross stuff. Surprised how few have caught on.
>>157399848If Islam has money why didn't he help Khabib when all his businesses got repossessed and they kicked mazza out of their family home?
>>157399825I could tolerate the Cejudo matchup because they had history and Cejudo specifically asked for it, this fight, howeverbeitly, absolutely confirms Talbott as a fraud plant and he's become permanently unboyable.> KO phenom> hits a legitimate, skilled, brick wall in BEASTCELLOS> company decides to fraud him two stimpacks> lmao! ! ! ! skill for skill, rank 7 (bumped two spots for no reason by AI after figgy win) CONTENDER HAS ARRIVED> has literally zero chance on planet earth of ever beating anyone with MMA skills> literally being fed up the ranks to get him to the clout pinata that is chudhagen
>>157399825What test. Figui is a complete corpse
>>157399856that's irish propaganda, none of that happened.
>>157399726Wait I could have just adopted a white kid?
>>157399838Ireland takes 33% (freemason number) in taxes, gooby got paid like 20 mill, 10 mills is going in coke and the other 10 is going for a rehab to recover from the ibogaine that heemed him
What is this, the finance channel?
oh brother
I dont miss a ufc i watch all of the ufc then rewatch ufc i wanted to train ufc but was told im too good
>>157399848Brazza probably has over 20 million with UFC pay + gifts he gets from people. Khabib is even richer he probably has over 100 million. Thats the real reason he retired. He got hooked up and is now a businessman. Dana said Khabib got like 30 million just in gifts from some rich russian guys. He also has several businesses and sponsorships. Money is what retires people not Fazza death.
>>157399873*smug comment about his career while a fight is on the ground*
>>157399869gooBEAST is a 33rd degree mason collecting tribute
>>157399856None of this happened. They just said khabib owed taxes but in reality they were just butthurt that he was hanging out in Dubai too much. They want Khabib to rep russia more.
>>157399830That doo still believes the strike number meta when everyone else has moved on to the damage wins fight narrative
>>157399889So it's all one big conspiracy and the Russian government and the global media conspired against Khabib to make him look bad? How far does this thing go?
>>157399885The scottish rite lodge just confirmed this in their websites
>>157399856Islam spends his money on hundreds of sheep and other farm animals you know dis
how bad is hack della fraudalena
>>157399859he was already complaining about not getting a fight a long time ago. blame the ufc for whatever games they're playing.
>>157399878Yeah most likely all this is true. Islam also line khabib, has started businesses so +20 mil is a reasonable estimate.>>157399891he's getting destroyed on r/ufc
>>157399873They always pick the shittiest niggas to do commentary. Well at least its not another woman commentator.
What Gaethje did that night was really special, if you didn't watch it live (sweden didn't), you missed out on an MMA moment that comes once every 5-10 years.
>>157399918this 100%.I missed even the Ciryl Gane fight but watching Justin destroy him live made me forget I missed Gane gaping pooatan
>>157399873more like colored commentary
>>157399869Thats the thing about being a euro or american fighter. They tax you hard. Alot of fighters have to make LLC's to operate as a business so they get tax breaks.Its better to be a fighter in a poor country. They tax you less and your money goes farther because of exchange rate. In brazil, one US dollar is worth 5 brazil reals. You 5x your money. Theirs fighters that win the 100k bonus and they go bananas. Thats a shit ton of money in brazil. You can buy so many houses and businesses with that.
>>157399772My mistake b
>>157399929
>>157399859why would you make such a faggy womanly post, my friend?
>>157399937It's a catch 22 cause they have to live in Brazil, Vitor had his sister kidnapped and allegedly murdered (they never found her), Canelo had his brother kidnapped before a fight and had to pay a massive ransom to get him back, there is like a pseudo tax in living there, i suppose you have to take your entire family to a gated community to be safe
>>157399850Thats where fighters fuck up. UFC always tells fighters to build a brand and take advantage of being in UFC spotlight. >Fighters can open businesses>Start clothing brands>Restaurants>Gyms>SponsorshipsTheirs alot of options to build wealth. The problem is most of these are dumbasses that blow their money on jewelry, drugs, partying, cars and then cry that their broke.I was watching a video the other day about Miles Jury, a literal can who was midtier win some lose that got cut from UFC. He invested his UFC money carefully and owns several rental properties and is now a millionaire. This is Miles fucken jury a literal can that became a millionaire by investing smartly. UFC is an opportunity not a handout. You have to earn your money and invest it carefully. Fighters are broke because their stupid not because UFC screwed them.
WE CANNOT FOLLOWTHEM
>>157399816Contender series has some interesting fights. Also Danas not a jew, hes catholic
>>157399966Canelos brothers a dumbass that had gambling debts. The Cartels like Canelo they don't fuck with the chads there. If anything they treat them well and give them gifts. Not sure about the Vitor situation but the mistake that people make when they become wealthy is that keep going back to their old hoods where everyones poor. You have to stay in your rich zones after you become wealthy. Oliveira lives in outskirts of city in a wealthy area where they have security that patrol. I think Neymar lives down street from him.
Dublin whatsapp is saying Conor just got permaheemed by a Somali migrant
finland is a nonce
>>157399859UFC likes Payton so they are giving the Sean O'malley route where all the matchups are favorable and you get big names. UFC for sure boyd him and spoiling him. They always have there favorites. Thats why some fighters chimp out when they find out about Dana privilege. Why the fuck is this Payton guy getting paid more than me, hanging out with celebrities, gets easier fights, and more attention.Payton will probably get a title shot soon.
>>157399985Alhamdulillah!
1 jones2 dern3 gsp
Quillan artwork from some wall in a university
talbott was made in a lab to heem yan
>>157400062Unironically yesYan had a lot of issues striking with Aljo and O'Malley simply because of range Talbott is a lanky guy who hits really hard and can wrestle. He could just bomb Yan in the first round and then get raped by Merab
>>157400088sheit nigga tell me
nofap 3 months and forget
>>157400059How prosaic. Looks like one of those Tom of Finland drawings.
>>157400099nofap has no real benefits by itself but this is off topic so I won't go any further
This is how it feels to be rich
The streets forgot about wellmaker, real ones didn't
>>157400104If you jack off alot it drains your energy. Cooming too much lower your athletic performance. Thats why fighters dont fuck before a fight. Its better to be horny i the cage. Wakes up your primal animal instincts.
>>157400137Chronic masturbators will attack you, shell up quick
Namo Fazil on Contender Series. Born in Finland but represents Kurdistan. Not great, but I hope he wins anyway.
Keep in mind Tom Aspinall had his balls surgically removed
why exercise and eat healthy when you can shoot up heroin?
>>157400172You can do all three.
Why invade Poland when you can just blitz through Switzerland
what's the point of cumming without procreation
>>157400153Apparently ufc doesn't recognize kurdistan so he's officially flagless
Watching Ultimate Fighter and barely paying attention. The wmma fights suck so bad.
>>157400201UFC can only let you have a flag of a real country.
BREAKING: all decisions in ufc history have been overturned to no contests
>>157400220Yeah I think they just follow the UN's list
>>157400168Zinc and Magnesium are enough, and then take a week off. Your first bust will be a cum fountain. It will definitely impress the ladies. They love alot of cum.
>>157400236says whom, dr. winkieberg?
>>157400129oh shit then what happened? Did he die or just learn to code and find a job in big tech before being laid off due to AI?>>157400137Yeah but there is a big difference between nofap and jacking off 10 times a day nigga
>>157400253Long term semen retention is not healthy. The idea is you’d at some point have sex not be bashing to fetish hentai all day
back where I'm from if you cry wolf and there's no wolf you'd be getting a cock up your ass
Ilia Topuria: the wolf who cried boy, and other cautionary tales about excessive hubris, by Justinian Gaethje.
Chills.
pay ufc fighters less lmao
Bo nickal accomplished nothing since he joined the UFC
>>157400334It's porkin' time!
>>157400334They say most heavyweights are just fat light heavyweights but now that light heavyweights are getting fat it's clear most heavyweights are fat middleweights
what happened to that kid with the weird hair who won some and lost some. I remember he said things on the mic and on twitter, fought some cans to pad his record
>>157400334this is what they mean when they say "big fight feel"
>>157400378Ilia Topuria? Succumbed to the tide of circumstance, in afraid.
Morocco accomplished nothing since he left his mother's womb
Ilia QOS Topuria (quit on stool)
Oof.
for every retweet this post gets we will reduce tresean gore's pay by 4%
>>157400395oh yeah I remember he was gay or somethin
Moving like Strickland in quicksand
>>157400421Praying for his pay to reduce to 0 dollars.
What's next for Ilia?
Beau Nigger.
>>157400444He probably rematches Justin in December or January.
>>157400444Choking on Chaddy the daddy’s HPC (huge paddy cock)
How about a peematch
>>157400444Go back to featherweight
>>157400475This would've killed arman btw, that's why he ducked paddy
>>157400444vacant belt vs paddy or arman
>>157400450
>>157400490And Clitia ducked xer Armdaddy… Echelons.
>>157400572Why does arman only ever pick opponents who are strikers, smaller, weaker, older than him or influencers? the only tough fights he picked where shara bullet who had no grappling and he couldn't finish him even though he threw him around. Then colby who gaped his asshole?
Scrabbel evning wit Ali, Dumass ad Bryan Otega
>>157400608Arman wanted to fight shartles but xer boyfriend oinked from an AIDS flare up.
My coach says I'm the hardest hitter he's ever trained with. Suffice it to say I'd heem every here.
Clitia handpicked a 38 year old gatekeeper then got molested, mutilated, minced and added to the maggot minge list.
>>157400626Arman has a weird fetish. wanting to be stripped again
>>157400636Nah fuck that!
>>157400636>holds you in a body triangle for 25 minutes looking visibly more beat up than you do but still winsheh....nothing personnel...
>>157400692Traingled that freak
The difference between Ilia and Islam is that Ilia wins by fighting but Islam fights by winning
>>157400717BRAZZA WE ARE WARRIORS! WE FIGHT ON STREET ALL TIME! WE KILL!>wins by gameplanning around the very specific narrow acceptable rule and pointset of the UFC
>>157400662this should literally be overturned to a NC
>>157400734YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
>Next week prelims start at 3 amHow do third worlders live like this?
Notice how the narrative of Gaethje not hitting hard completely disappeared
>>157400770He doesn't hit hard, he just has very dense bones so his punches do more cumulative damage He has very few one hitter quitters in his career, most of his knockouts are TKOs or aren't coming from his hands
>>157400734That's the thing. They don't go "I'm gonna beat him at his own game" they go "I'm gonna beat him where I'm good at or at least better than him"
>>157400802Not even that, they go "I'm going to win via the narrow scoring criteria possible" which is stuff like trying to punch, but realizing the opponent is also fair, so they grapple, but hold position to force the judges to score control since they have no other metric to score off of. You need how close one fighter got to winning the fight, damage, and then if nothing else control. So they go for trying to edge out with small striking and then control to steal the round. Or if they don't think they did enough, they do pitter patter 20 seconds before the end of the round to 'sort of' win the round. But under no circumstances do they wish to engage or beat a fighter. It's very stricly either they feel they have an overwhelming advantage (they try to finish with sub) or they realize anywhere but against the fence is a death sentence so they just barely edge out a win. But it's not a bad strat, it's just playing the game
>>157400770all because he pieced up a featherweight
>>157399493colby won both fights and also the story by never being knocked out cold like usmeng or losing a loopsided 50-44
>>157400779>He has very few one hitter quitters in his career, most of his knockouts are TKOs or aren't coming from his handsPre-drugs Gooby said real power comes from timing and precision which could tell us real knockout heems are due to these two factors, Garth has power but weak timing and precision and that's why he doesn't flatline opponents
>>157400871What's the matter with you?!
https://youtu.be/R1gahR-7aME?si=6iEDhQ3AUYaqsfJf&t=76HEEM HORSEY
>>157399534 >>157399554speaking of cody..
Gaming the system is what got Andrew Tate a world championship in kickboxing. One could argue the Dagi style is matrix breaking and therefore deserves to continue winning to infinity and beyond
>>157400426chills
just finished fucking laura sanko
*takes meds*
>>157400895is it real? he got tatted for a legendary skid
Silva vs Vallejos 2 was the fight to make alas the matchmakers chose to give the former an easy matchup and the latter a nightmare gatekeeper
>>157400941mike tyson esque
I'm supposed to be okay with Oliveira exploiting his friend's death to get out of fighting Arman? Because I'm not cool with that.
for the real ones that dont believe in taxes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLMjgnVeF8g
>>157400954>>157400977Their entire camp is full of mental midgets. Chuck Johnson had to Scottish twister a short notice because of them
Can't lie I was happy when I found out Oliveira has a micropenis. Serves him right.
Mark my words Jamahal Hill will be Champion again.
>>157401025You can't take the favela from the favelado
>>157401061of a hot dog eating contest maybe
Olives is still one of the greats, many are saying this, afraid so
did you guys scare sneed off? where is he?
>Orewa ochinchin daisuki nandayo-Jiri Prochazka
>>157401102Playing league while uploading star wars clips as usual
>he was asian as shit- Brendan Schaub
>>157401119meds, now
can I play with your parlay line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-bkx6RmDZQ
wow yeah man it's really cool how you cyberstalk other guys for sure bro
>>157401144I do this to girls
>>157401218does france ever win
Kai Kara Finland
Kai Dont’a Kara Kai Kind’a Kara Kai A’lott’a Kara
>>157401185i am impress by your performance
Favorite fighter from the United States of Arby's™ Presents America?
>>157401302
>>157401061Yeah UFC Champion maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--4zdNZzkJw><
>>157399916>Well at least its not another woman commentator.Laura Stanko is the only somewhat tolerable ufc commentator whatawevendoinhere b
>>157401411I fucked her
Flags of /heem/
>>157401422More like fags lmao
>>157401444Gottem lmao (Finland and Sweden except though)
Brazza shows off his compound and farm [video]https://youtu.be/j72qNttum74Seems like a chill life. He has some good horses their fucken fast.
>pretending to be a gamrot fan>pretending to enjoy sanko commentary>pretending not enjoy UFC Fight nights
>>157401422>the state of Brazilian mma no Brazil?
>>157401444Headkicked that spammer
>>157401486Sank who?
Happy Birthday
>>157401452Brazzas favorite farm animal
>>157401494Two words, Leon Edwards
How many bongs till contendies
what’s Ian Garry saying here
>>157401523>>157401521>>157401520this proves there are 3 moors here
>>157401521tres bongos
Leon Sanko Edwards
>>157401530Impossible
The topuria fans who became ian garry fans just turned into Morales fans, name of the game? flip flopping.
>>157401563I would never root for a NIGGER!
>>157401574
>>157401574He ain't black, he dominican
>>157401530
>>157401574Morales is Latino. Just based off how he looks he is probably half spanish half black.
soon leaving home whay have i3missed
When i look at GSP, i see an African.Kai kara france? pure vanilla cracker
>>157401539Thanks, b
>>157401660Thats the right business mentality. Thats why UFC is still in business after 3 decades. Never pay more than you have to.
Anyone else get really scared when Kara France does his haka shtick? Personally I wet myself, fall onto the ground, fetal position, shaking crying and screaming
to quote the middleweight champion of the world sean strickland thats a really beautiful cock
>>157401692Bellator respected legends and look where they are.
>rapidsave.comClassic xneed, can't help himself, he doesn't even stream his troon porn instead he downloads it
>>157401653Let's go for that
>>157401695That's a Swedish man.
>haha, look at my videos of fags in dresses, bet you feel silly!
>>157401714Alot of fight promotions make the same mistake of paying talent too much. You have to prioritize the business not the fighters. The only people in the world that actually know how to run mma promotions:Dana WhiteLorenzo FertittaFrank FertittaNobuyuki SakihibaraScott CokerEveryone else is fucken retarded and just burns money. PFL and MVP merged out of desperation. It wasnt some elite business move. They need each other but they still lack leadership. They should join with Scott Coker new mma promotion. Its only way I can see them succeeding.
>>157401750turn your monitoe in
>>157401574bit rude
Riddler fight week
>>157401524wtf
>>157401805More like The Fizzler!
>>157401805The knight by a riddle in the 5th ridder
Why does arman duck all the good fights? >runs away from islam>avoids fighting paddy>avoids rematching gamrot>doesn't wanna risk another loss against charlesbut then he sees a 5'5 opponent in ilia and says "oh! that guy! Let me fight the small guy!" he has a habit of doing that "let me fight old tony ferguson" "let me fight old uriah hall" "let me fight 5'3 mokaev!" "let me fight dan hooker who got raped by chandler!" he picks on weak, old and small people and avoids fighting people his size.
>Kisses former opponent
>>157401938Armans a richboi so he has a spoiled mentality. Hes very picky about opponents. Thats why he always has problems with UFC.
lovely evening out btw
Most beautiful fight this weekend
>>157401983Essentially WMMA
>>157401944I wonder what will happen if someone tries Ian's toxic positivity shenanigans right back at himwill Ian self implode or ejaculate?
One ponders Gaethje as one ponders a typhoon.... An unbridled force of nature....... An essence of a primordial power......
>>157402003Ian tries to be alpha by Soning everyone but it just comes off as weird. That dude your kissing on the forehead is older than you and you just fought him. Hes not your son. Garry did the same to Michael Morales but he didn't understand shit he said lol.
>>157402042i just told the cashier these very words she said wow and wants you to have sex with her
>>157401994Let's go for that
i feel at my most lonely in people's company
>>157402071Alas I am chaste save for Kayla Harrison......
>>157402170Shades of the subway scene from Irreversible
>>157402197always bust halfway through they could have shortened it
>>157399955I know his momma got a headset
*comes to blows with you*
Imagine if Justin put his mind toward something like chess instead of fighting we'd be on mars by now.
They don't call you the bad guy for nothing
*french kisses you in a cool DDP kind of way instead of a cringe Ian Garry kind of way*
finna start up the re4 remake
>>157402304Going to*Speak English. Be clean.
>>157402170People forget that Topuria almost took him out with those body shots. Just wasn't his nite. I think a rematch with a different strategy will go well for Topuria.
>>157402319finna slap this nerd
had amazing carbonara with real pig cheek
>>157402328I'll slap your cheeks red as a crawfish boil
>>157402337>>157402340Eat Mexican food its better.Top 5 Cuisine1.French2.Mexican3.Italian4.American5.Chinese
>>157402057someone needs to retire Ian, maybe a rematch with Islam where he actually finishes the job
>>157402364Some say Mexican cuisine was invented at Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida
American food = french fries and hamburgers originating from the german city of hamburg
Where does "herb" dean thomas moment rank in top 5 anime betrayals?
>>157402377I’m a culinary anthropologist and can confirm this.
>>157402451Lowest of the low>black 3/5 of a human>female no rights beyond womanhood
Gotta love spammy losing his mind at the mention of messicans lmao
>kaik brito over halfway to the brazilian ten>not even in the ufc yeto i am laffin
>135334 - basedbooru.com - 1984 amerimutt auron_macintyre babylon_bee beard black_rifle_coffee_company blazet...anigger catturdclaremont_institute closed_mouth clothes coffee daily_wire donald_trump drink george_h_w_bush glasses goat.jpg
Cards looking grim bros
Post yfw when your herb dean watching all the hate get transferred to din thomas lol
/mental illness/
fluffy fucking DIES on saturday
Everything stinks!- sad ass bum
>>157402553
based on his interviews, general energy in the cage and personality, this doo is gonna benoit his whole family at some point after a bad loss
>>157402585The tattoos aren’t stable enough for you Mr. Rogan?
>Robertson was born in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada. She started cardio kickboxing training at the age of 16 at American Top Team. And Din didn't Pat Barry her? What a cuck
>>157402553Mfw as this occurs during I am herb dean
why is spammy always referencing benoit?
*heems you stiff*
>>157402364I found mexican food, at least in the US, highly disappointing. I prefer indian if I’m going to get diarrhoea regardless
He is gonna Benoit saint denis his family (disappoint them everytime he goes on a run)
>>157402585he seems like a textbook roid rager. I see him getting brutally heemed with a counter shot from a mediocre prospect. he's like al hassan but with less power
Accidental autoerotic asphyxiation death because I am Michael Chandler
they should just do an interim fight between morales and cp because we already know islam is gone until 2030
isn't there a safe way to choke yourself while masturbating? just use your other hand
be honest... how does islam stop this? he weighs like 220+ all lean muscle. he has shucked off takedowns like he was fighting flyweights
>>157402752This doo drive with a safe belt
This is why Luke has alot of problems with people. Rogan let him on his massive podcast that has alot of reach and now Luke is spitefully shitting on him. You cant have it both ways Luke. https://youtu.be/LqEMIaV4bc0
> leave dagestan to me
>>157402776A U R A
>>157402776Kevin Lee took Diego to decision three years after Shermanator heemed him in one
>>157402753This is Brazzas nightmare. He has no answer for Morales. Hes too big and has strong grappling, solid striking. Brazza is gonna go with Prates matchup first its more easier. He can't wrestle for shit.
CONTENDER SERIES IS LIVE!!
I would duck Morales and wait for him to be unable to make those drastic weight cuts without sacrificing his chin and gas tank
Finland's own Namo Fazil
>>157402648Indian food is good but trust me Mexican food is way better. It all depends where you go. East coast has thrash mexican food. You have to go to West coast or Southwest. Theirs a massive mexican population so the restaurants are really good. Mexico also has excellent restaurants.In Orange County I ate some woodfire cooked enchiladas that had a savory salsa, perfect spicy balance and smoky meat flavor.
The David Carradine of the Mean
> spikes Khabib like a football
>>157402508Its some indian guy. I think Mexican punked him growing up and since then its been an obsession.
>>157402769Joe just sucked off the floc dude on his pod
>yeah man i'm just too skillfulthis dude is not gonna make itevery time people talk like that they fucking suck
>>157402722He has a peace tattoo bro lol come on man this dudes too chill for that. >>157402585Hes a light skin nigga their always cool and shit. They only get in fights with black people because they hate on their lighter skin.
Anyone got a link to watch contender series?
Shermanator has toe GOATed walkout> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X--F5b5IdqU
>>157402923nice try fed
>>157402923picrel
>>157402983thx
ayn glicking that leenk playa
fuck i love comfy chewsday fights
good scrapTrembleys got shit defense. Puga should hit an uppercut
that was a nice little superman punch
damian pinas will return at ufc 332
>>157403053Just had some Wendys. Best fries in the game. Perfect crisp.
I sacrifice two of my monsters and place Anthony Lionheart Smiff face down in defense mode
Slamxisters… we have DSLs now…
these guys are tawlf b
>>157403076damn this piggy got butchered
They both dawgs fuck it sign em both
this is one of JDS’s biggest wins.
>>157402997Don’t go there. Don’t trust that site it’s a trap…plus shrimp is a known admitted pedophile, openly. crackstreams dot mx has a high quality stream
and the Mega Apex goes wild
not sure if you heard
not sure if you herd
Damn the Goof even came in to shake his hand. For sure getting contract
>>157400734It's a sport, imagine being annoyed that basketballers win by putting the ball in the hoop instead of roughing up the opposition like the Detroit Bad Boys. You play the game in front of you, not the game that retard fans want because while everyone loves an entertaining fighter if you lose it's over.
>>157403140
both real onesmay both either be chinmaxxed or absolute pillowfists
>>157403144you don’t play fighting, straight up
>>157401061Heavyweight IS pretty weak, but is it really that weak?
>>157403144To further add, alot of money is on the line. UFC pays you more if you win and if you have a long winning streak you get top level pay and belt. Theirs too much at stake to give a fuck what some retard on an Olmec tablet sculpting board thinks.
>>157403162what about play fighting
Gayna Shite's Poontpeender Peeries
>Anonymous >08/18/26(Tue)19:17:24 No.157402917>>>157402722 #>He has a peace tattoo bro lol come on man this dudes too chill for that. >>157402585 #>Hes a light skin nigga their always cool and shit. They only get in fights with black people because they hate on their lighter skin.
>>157401494I'd Sank into her O if you know what I mean.
>>157403189Raj back in troll mode.
>>157403187Give it a chance little buddy, the last fight was good
>Anonymous >08/18/26(Tue)19:43:42 No.157403201>>>157403189 (You) #>Raj back in troll mode.
>>157403187fight was pretty good man idk im fine gaynas fite nites
>>157403206You're fucking good
>>157401772Scott Coker builds things just enough to make bank getting bought out by the UFC. Surely nobody falls for that again.
>>157403216Yeah you're pretty fucking good
>>157403199sank = fuck/bango = pussy/vagina/holeyoure cooking with the wordplay
>>157402322Bad fight IQ is bad fighting. Could've triangled him like Khabib too but went the armbar and lost position like a retard.
>>157402322no rematch for a loss like that and garth is gonna be gone real soon
>>157402451Gillian should move to Nevada and team up with Strickland.
Mahamed Aly rumbled at the Meta Apex TM
>>157403221Coker got screwed bad with Strikeforce. He didn't want too sell, they were reaching a peak and still had alot of growth left. He didn't have board control though so they pulled carpet from under him. Cokers a good promoter and he has 60 million backing him so it should be interesting to ser what his new promotion can do.
does mick maynard have a speech impediment?
>>157402718Should be remembered much better than he is. Was just unfortunate to run into Anderson Silva.
a brazilian called mahamed. Dafuq thats surprising
Ali bomaye Ali bomayeAli bomaye
>>157403272yeah he's Australian
>>157403272nah hes just australian with a thick accent
>>157402906Joe and fellating Jews, name a more iconic duo.
>>157403278Probably 1/4 lebanese
>he's not the fastest>he's not the strongest>he's a grinder
>>157403278>Ismael Bonfinn>Layla machado
Aly has the poatan bunda
Poor poor lil blk boy
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM WHITEBOY-Y
>>157403296mike golberg lines are back lol
What's your favorite deli
>>157403342certainly aint new, lemme tell ya
damn this contender series already better than last week
Another dayna contender banger
>>157403274Anderson might lose to the current version of trt Rich lol
Eveline Deli
>>157403335I wish Mike was back. Better times.
Fuck off Felder. I thought this was the Sanko show?
heh he beat muhumud alli
>>157403361Getting the good shit with that Moneyberg cash.
>>157403393they tossing in some Retirement Montage and Package Maverick Michael Maverick Cheesesysuh
>training partner of gaethje and doberdude is a 50/50 mix of both
Ohh we are doing the performative glaze over Sanko, ok alright
Logan has a dogface
>one of Paxton's previous opponents is 14-43even khabib would be ashamed of crushing a can that bad
>>15740346814-43 is pretty good
this guy looks like a spic rico verhoeven
Montez at the apex
dana white's bums from last year series
i once slept whilst posting in /heem/
GarthSchaub Karate Hottie This dude Colorado going strong
>>157403468welcome to regional mma where you can get a part time gig being a can. $200 bucks to get your ass kicked. Not bad
Solid win, Dana for sure will sign him he always says yes to the Mexican fighters
HEEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157403532It's because I heemed the shit out your ass
>>157403674you? I dont know about you
>>157403689You sure you don't?
>>157403725
Overall a good thread, no potheads talking about getting high, 7/10.
>>157403760
AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW>>157403820>>157403820>>157403820
>>157403866>>157403866>>157403866
the pothead thread or the off topic thread hmmmmmmm
>>157403674bruh if you're afraid that we gonna be confused together just have a name
>>157403800smoking on those good vibes
rolling up that third thread
>>157404219Please do
>>157399339Why are stories with white guys with mexican sidekicks so kino?
