I hate life
That guy is such an insufferable fucking faggot
>>157399568>Before they went out to face Manchester United, Guardiola demanded that everyone ‘hug each other for five seconds, so tight’. The instructions were met by bemused faces in the dressing room before being eventually followed.>Haaland’s double and Phil Foden’s opener downed United 3-0 but Guardiola wanted more emotion.>‘The win today comes from the hugs before,’ he said. ‘The hugs were not tight. I tried and you didn’t hug me back. I want tighter. Tight and more seconds. I want you to feel my vows to you. I am so proud of you guys and that is the start of what I’m telling you will be great season.’Why is he such a weirdo
>>157399568Get in the van Taras, your homeland needs you
He sacrificed his marriage for that treble
>>157399568Can't tell if he's speaking literally or using it as a metaphor to say he doesn't believe the players love football. He almost as bad as Mickey Tits.
>plays the most boring soulless robotic football>complains about a lack of passion and emotion
C*CK GUARDIOLA
>>157399568>>157399591what a fucking fag. im so glad hes finally gone. hope i never have to see his stupid bald head again
>>157399568>on your planet>your planet>youris this bald fraud from jupiter?
Unironically better and more motivational than Thomas Edison
>>157399568The gayest sport deserves the gayest head coach
>>157399591He is catalan.
Fuck Guardiola.
>>157400368That's not a high bar.
Pep, that's the liberal society you strove towards. The next step is to admit to yourself that she thinks about another man more than about you
Should've spent another billion on transferring some mental health in that bald fraudish head
>>157401017you can't say that! it's so rude!
>>157401017AFTER REVIEW. DYBALA PEPE COVER HIS MOUTHFINAL DECISION IS RED CARD!
>Most beautiful woman on the planet Come on now Poop let’s not kid ourselves
>>157401090Why are women so evil?
>>157401992I don't know. I guess it's their nature. adam and eve were in eden but the thot wanted more.
>Pep after Man City lost 2-0 to Leverkusen in November 2025 “I feel stupid, you know what is going to happen? you will have another manager. I am tired, I’m so tired. I feel alone “
>>157400280/thread
>>157399568You mean he's not gay?!?
>>157399568I'm going through this rnafter 8 years, almost 9, of relationship. I know it's over but I don't have the guts to break up once for all. damn I'm in a whole year in this pain
>>157399568It's true, you can be with your dream woman and after a while it will feel like you are a kissing a piece of wood, every experience is subjected to diminishing returns
>>157402883>>157403007have you considered talking to your spouses about this
>>157399568>married couple in their 50s need more "passion"
>>157403160prep the bull? im thinking semenyo
>>157400368Pep created this fraud.
>>157403612and yet they're both successful coaches.
>>157399568I don't fucking get it, was he married to Sydney Sweeney ?! Or even prime Alexandra Daddario? Why tell such a lie to your players ?!
>>157403612All pep derived managers are fraud>Maresca>Arteta>Kompany
>>157401090is that charlotte gainsbourg? lmao, his wife did an epic scene in nymphomaniac with lukaku and rudiger
>>157401090que asco, dejate de joder
>>157399568lol he got cucked
>>157403612But at least he's not bald.
>>157401017But enough about pessotto
>>157401090Boomers have no taste
>"Guys, I think she's getting passionately slammed by a BBC right now. I already have a half chub, just thinking about it..."
Slovtroony is wilding
>>157399568Will football heal now that this fag is gone?
>>157399568>I don't want good players, I want players with passionWho actually believes this shit.
>>157402883You are not supposed to feel like teenagers/newlyweds/whatever for a whole lifetime.
>>157401090is that Paula poundstone?
>>157400368arteta is the dwight shrute to peps michael scott
>>157401090You’ve never loved or been loved by someone.
>>157407258>"...come give me a hug, hug me tightly and feel it. I need you to feel what I'm feeling, we're a team."
>>157399590op? yeah
>>157400368>he thinks Edison invented the lightbulbkek. classic fraud
>>157404371>Sydney Sweeneycmon man, she looks like a fucking downyare standards really so low in modern times that an absolute munter is considered hot?
>My kids go to school with Indian people, black people, normal people, people from everywhere
>>157399568>on your planetwhat did he mean by this? anyone knows which planet he's from?
>>157401090Dear oh dear
is he too crazy?
>>157412219Syndey is hot though, she has a hot body and demeanor. Face wise, well that's personal preference.
Anyone preferred when managers were tough as nails and terrifying rather than this europe's version of Keeping up with the Kardashians bullshit.
>>157400280>bro just give the ball away, park the bus like a rat and counter
>itt: Browns who do not understand that 'passion' should correctly turn into friendship and companionship because they are incapable of long-term thinking.>>157418940She is just another plastic surgery ghoul with fake tits. The only difference is that she kept the tooth gap.
>>157419493Sydney's tits are definitely not fake.
>>157419023Yep, Barclays era was kino where you had Wonga, Fergie, Benitez and Mou throwing shade at each other every week, it's not the same now because every manager now has had some connection to Poop and his associates.
>>157419023
>>157408344you think I was feeling like a teenager for 7 years? I know this, stupid
>>157420493Probably the closest we ever got to those vibes in recent yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlbWY7u8QA
>>157399590What the fuck happened to him? When he was in Mexico he used to wander around town and hang out with the plebs. Then he became this
>>157399568 Love and admiration is supposed to take the place of passion after a while and a certain age. His wife probably didn't love him enough if that wasn't enough to make her stay with him kek
>>157404371 Only prime Megan Fox or prime Jennifer Connelly deserve to be in the discussion about the most beautiful woman in the world (maybe Amber Heard but she shits the bed) Not fucking Sweeney.
