No girls allowedNo thread edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleWe are live in the home of tennis, Cincinnati Ohio, for another exciting two-week ATP Masters 1000.>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157359769
Not a vintage day of the old tenny
>getting straight setted by your own pigeon
Reminder that Borges beat Nadal in a clay final in straight sets
>Rubolo is almost 30
Time for Shitz
Guess you could say Borges led Rublev into a garden of forking paths
Wow Meddy is a Reds fan
Are there crickets on the feed or are the mics spazzing out
True patriots never claimed Zheng and knew he was a CCP psyop all along
>>157400381I wonder why he picked them
Aguilera has a higher ceiling than Shitz
Merida Aguilar's profile reminds me of Limahl from the neverending story soundtrack hithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WN0T-Ee3q4
Who can stop the Borges-Faria duopoly?
what is it called when an asian man gets buck broken by an italian?
>>157400638It has never happened before
>>157400633Faria is so handsome
What happened? Dying boomers?
>>157400483is this irony
THE Sebastian Gorzny
Medvedev used to be feared on hard courts.
>>157401141talk about wasting wildcard kek
>>157401180The fact that washed up Midvedev is ranked in the top 10 is a disgrace. He's always been a fraud, but now he's finished on top of that.
>>157401141No Stan?
>>157401141A KENNEDY!?
nashokima
nakoshitma
shut that cry baby up
so he broke back
shamefur dispray
test
>>157401661fuck is this shit mannew lappers and had to give moot my got-danged email
>>157401669Is that UK exclusive? I still got the weird shapes even on a fresh cookie
>>157401669I fear the new captchas are scaring away new posters
Time for Faria
Thought you people would be more hyped for Walton - Faria,, match of the decade
Mein Faria, Walton...
I want Faria law
Stop breaking stuff, bud
Abysmal crowd for the Farianimal
Now I remember why I dont watch tennis, all the live streams are trash.
>>157402019heh
It's Fariover.
It seems appropriate for Faria, whose name means lighthouse, to be leading his opponent into deep waters
>>157402215the crowd for that match is over wtf its desolate
im conflicted. theres a mixed race couple front rows, but a cute asian ballgirl
Novak is the GOAT, though
Waltonianism isn't for everyone.
Faria has a nice ass no homo
Does Faria know tennis is a running sport not standing?
uh oh racket is ouchie
Walton? more like "hat-a-ton of shit
>>157402375Funny both because with the typo it's non sequitur nonsensical and then when I got it it was a solid heh
Walt-kek
>Walton>Waltzing MatildaLike poetry
>Sinner Slayer vs Fraudix lined up nextWe're feasting tonight
How do you say "vamos" in Portuguese?
>>157402482Vamosinho Jr
>>157402482>*smashes racket*
just saw the Med scorewhat a headcase
>>157402482jamos
>>157402482Vamãos
>>157402542and how do you say "its over"?
Swear Walton has a totally different face each time I watch him
Adam Walton's girlfriend came home from work and thought he seemed drunk. She was mad but he insisted he hadn't been drinking. She searched the whole house but didn't find a single beer. Then finally she found a can of beer hidden behind a loose brick in the garage wall. She exclaimed, "A damn wall tin!"
>>157402668This is me with Aguilar
This Slovakian freestreams stream is crisp as hell ngl
>>157402768It's changed to SabalenkaMy life is a sick joke
They shouldn’t be allowed to put Faria-Walton on a court called Champions Court.
>>157402899blocks your path
>>157402939THE Texas Spine & Joint Championship?
The tactical racquet smash and Sponge Bob kit combo produced solid results. Well done, Jaiminho.
>>157402963Fake fan spotted. It's actually the Texas Spine & Joint Men's Championships
>jointNO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>157403279maya is an exception
>your hairline will never be as cooked as fraudix's
Phwoar some cracking matches tomorrow by the way.
It's over for Tiafart
He just needs more Tiem
>>157401141Apparently Alexei fucking Popyrin also got a (reciprocal) wildcard but he's not on the image for some reasonAnd apparently Nishikori only got a qualifying wildcard>>157401205Still one more wildcard to be announced, presumably it's being held for Stan but he has yet to decide if he'll play
>Walton lost kek fucking lmao
>>157403303>your wife will never be as pretty as fraudix's:)
https://www.itia.tennis/news/sanctions/australian-tennis-player-nick-kyrgios-provisionally-suspended-under-anti-doping-rules/
>>157407119Is literally anybody surprised by this
>>157407119>Sinner rent free in his head over performance-enhancing drugs>Takes a schizo-enhancing drug insteadOh no no no look at this dude
>>157407143Kek he's so embarrassed that he's pre-emptively dodging all the social media backlash he knows he'll get. What a humiliating end to his career.
>>157407247Oh my...
>>157407247jesus christ
>>157407247How many years did I tell you that every time Kyrgyros loses I'm eating Gyros with Tzatziki. And it turns out I was right, he was covered in coke like my my GyrosIs covered in Tzatziki. I'm mental and a fucking prophet
>>157407119
Disgraced former tennis star Nick Kyrgios
>>157407119/r/tennis must be having a field dayHonestly though if something isn't performance-enhancing I don't see why WADA should give a shit
>>157407119He's basically been retired for years, let's be real here. Getting caught for taking a line doesn't make much of a difference at this point. People are obviously gonna pretend he was doping but he was just being an irreponsible coke head.
>>157408032Even when he was active he was infamous as a party animal
He beat Fonseca at UTS the day after the positive test
>>157408073Does anybody actually follow UTS?
>>157408102I would at least watch it if it was on freestreams or something, the lineups are usually a lot better than Jacquet vs Vallejo or whatever the fuck
>>157407247>>157407119kek do they really assume that players doing a line of coke for a match is a performance enhancing drug?Or is it illegal for being an illegal substance
>>157408073so what will happen here? Theyll remove Nicks points and money but do they give them Fonseca?
>>157408391It's obviously the latter. Nobody calls Gasquet a doper for getting caught doing coke.
>>157408391>kek do they really assume that players doing a line of coke for a match is a performance enhancing drug?no>>157408391>Or is it illegal for being an illegal substanceleaving aside the fact you mean "banned" (an illegal substance must by definition be illegal so the statement is a self-evident) yes
Another asterisk for Weakeravic
>>157408581who?
>>157408509Nobody's calling the cops on Nick either despite the hard evidence and confessionWADA also bans weed which is legal in some jurisdictions but not nicotine which is also a stimulantThe whole system is a mess
>>157408586dont worry its just another daily spell of GOAT derangement syndrome
>>157408586weak era djokovic
Goats climb mountains not farm slams against plumbers.
Who is to say that Sinner didn't order some slimy looking Italian guys to mix some cocaine into whatever Kyrgios was drinking in some shady night club?
Why do recreational drugs count as peds anyway
sightseeing up a mountain is where i would expect to find people who love looking at pretty flowers but find numbers inconvenient and confusing
I just discovered my car will have some issues when getting out of the drive way so I can watch at least the first hour of Jodar-Cobolli.
I for one am excited for this Хoдap - Кoбoлли | Цинциннaти 1000 match
>>157407119lmfaaaaaaoooo
The toxic binner and igor fans celebrating Kyrgios' cocaine positive test as some sort of vindication is crazy, your player still fucking doped. How dense are these people?
>>157409010Isn't the ban because those drugs are illegal and not because they count as ped's per se?
>carrots, shoe laces becoming players iconic productsWe used to be watch salesmen!!!
>>157409408>file nameheh i get it kek
Fucking Cobolli. Even with a shaven head he looks like a god.
>>157409478
>>157409478His hairline be receding thougheverbeit
good game. where was Cobollognese last year? i dont remember him being any good
Are Cobolli senior and Jodar senior going to duke it out when Jodar does the shoelace thing again?
>>157409501Jodar now has a plastic bag of shoes (5 pair) when he goes on court kek
>>157409501he doesnt do that anymore
>>157409540People blame Jodar but why don't they blame Adidas for making doo doo shoes?
>>157409548commentators on my stream said he did>>157409549thats what im saying. this is terrible advertisement
Does it happen to anyone else with Adidas?
>>157409549Of course he was doing it on purpose to take a break and mess with the opponent's concentration at the necessary times. Let's not be naive about this. The Jodars found a loophole in the rules and exploited it. I don't even think it's such a terrible thing.I guess that sponsors called him out and now he has to pretend the laces actually broke.
>>157409478And that is why he will never be truly elite and Rafa will conquer. Cannoli could retire right now and slay puss for the rest of his life, it’s not motivating.
Do you have to serve within the width of the court? Why not walk all the way to the side wall for maximum angle?
>>157409583I mean, being in the top 10 is pretty elite.
>>157409549adidas put all their points in outsole durability barricades have the most durable outsole on the market
>>157409580this. the shoelaces scam and the abuse towards female ballkids is absolutely ruining the image of tennis. Kyrgios might have left but we got an even worse black spot in our sport now.
Since when did ballslaves have to lovingly drape a rolled towel over the neck of the players?
>>157409629thats not new
>>157409622>Kyrgios might have leftNah, at worst a couple years suspension for recreational drug use. He'll be back and fitter than ever.
>>157409549Frankly he should've started bringing more pre-laced shoes (or just switch to velcro) after the second timeIt had to happen like four or five times and he happily exploited the time outs each time before public opinion finally pushed him to do something about it
>>157407247At least he has the balls to admit it.
how the frick do your laces break when you arent touching them
The fuck was that, J.?Entertaining match.
why is the DJ playing a Blinding Lights - Take on Me remix? I blame tik tok.
>>157409622Kyrios was a treasure to tennis, 10x more entertaining and popular than dopiner, superb flat hitting tennis.
>>157409622the kids love jodar
>>157409672forsen?
He is beginning to believe
>>157409745anon, those are only ball boys. Were the ballgirls all scared away?
>>157409745Did he shove all the girls out of the picture?
>>157409745>Only boysHmmm
you cant expect all rafas to like ballgirls
>Zvodarooh baby
n-nick will still win wimbledon
It's Jodover :/
>>157409910cringe. he should have been sent off like our tim henman was
Is Jobolli the new Sincaraz?
>>157409910I will never understand how Delbonis went his entire career with that horrific service motion, even beat Fed in Hamburg one year if I remember correctly.
kek one let call doesnt go cobs way and hes pointing at and cursing the tennis gods
Cincy is peak burgerpunk
Maybe this guy is only good on clay
>>157410030Facilities do seem nice
>>157410030If they had better burgers, Tien would still be alive.
Huh. looked pretty in.
THE SHOELACES
this fucking piece of shit man
>>157410110Some terrible Hawkeye calls in this match. This shit is obviously broken
>jodar means to fuckWild
He's clearly shoedoping somehow. Extra springs in the soles or something. SCAN THE SHOES!
does he just lace up too tight simple as?
>*changes shoes as you’re about to serve in you are path*Nothing personnel kid
Evil Jodar be like: I love ball girls and never take my shoes off
Fraudar
Didn't Tsi have some shoe issues before?
was cobolli's performance worth a 7.8? and jodars 7.1?
new month, new electroshitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzZtoogUSyM
Dan Evans when?
>>157410123she predicted his rise all along
More like Tommy Faul
Jodar needs a bigger head.Not intelectually, sizewise
>>157410202Why is there a hand in the vending machine?Spooky
>>157410216a bigger head on that lithe body?
Jensen buttsby
>>157410227don't worry 'bout it
Damn! Cobolli's begging for divine intervention actually worked!
>>157410216He's already got a big headFiguratively, not intellectuallyWhat he needs is smaller feet
>>157410273simmer down
>The ball girls send their regards.>*untangles your shoelaces*
3-5 down, is it time for another tactical shoelace break?
Jodar knows he can«t go far here.He needs the rest to become the youngest US winner since Del Pootro.
cobollifratelli!
Why is Cobolli so angry? Jesus.
>>157410388since Alcatraz*
New job for Ben?
>>157410423It was amongst the Italians, some real grease ball shit
>>157410432He's clearly working undercover to investigate the ballgirlbashing allegations
>>157410432too tall
The boy who cried shoelace
>>157410432i don't see itbenny is clearly mixed
Paulo will pull the upset
there are no good scorelines in 3 set tennis, 2 set win is a boring whitewash, 3 set win is back and forwards slop. the humble five set match marches on
>>157410907I guess so.Do you only rate 3-0 and 3-1? Or 3-2s too?
>Menshook
but sir dont you know im footfaultless
what is tommy's credit score like rn?
>one handed backhand passSOVL
TYRANTe
Sic semper tirantis
how it is only raining on one court?
>rainagain?
>>157411233How was your day?
>>157411188dipole magnets
Cincinatti more like Cumulonimbusinatti
>>157410432Actually looks like him kek
Why does it never rain during the night session?
>>157411249Holy kek
Does anybody remember the era of XoAap?
I need more Medvedev in my life
>>157411577>29.74% APR for someone with an average credit scoreI'd be pissed too. Fuck Credit One
Can we start admitting that the Next Gen will be fine, but there's no actual "future number one and consistent slam winner" among them?
>>157411748It's probably going to take 5 years. I don't want to watch 5 years of Sinnerwinslol occasionally interrupted by Grug and maybe Zverev vulturing the above 30°C slams
>>157411964Sinner can barely play a tournament this year and only has 1 slam, I don't see him locking into anything much beyond this.
>>157411964all slams will be >30°Ctrust the science chud
Cowards.
LETS GO TOMMY TOMMY PAULTOMMYPAULTOMMY PAUL
more rain please
>>157412103how is it that it never rains during UK tournaments?mental if you think about it
De Manure
Zveretard
Zverev needs the needle
>>157412132it used to rain more the hot weather is a recent development
Zverev just needs to bounce the ball before serve more. 99% of players quit bouncing just before the perfect bounce that unlocks the ace serve.
>>157412184lol
Them calling the review when they know it will change nothing, it’s literally the same as me toxic griefing in top spin online by spamming line review
Fils affiliates ww@
EPIC RALLY!
Coked up Kyrgios is better than Demon
Business idea - baseball organists for tennis matches
>>157412409Baseball organist?
Fields is taking De Minaur into the deep grass
Australian Open QF (2025, 2026)French Open QF (2024)Wimbledon QF (2024)US Open QF (2020, 2024, 2025)grimi
Yeah well at least we've still got Chris O'Connell
How the FUCK do I switch over from ADM and Fils playing a normal ass match then back to Zverev and these cucks are STILL stopping the match for rain every 2 mins? ITS THE SAME FUCKING TOURNAMENT
>>157412441less grim thanAustralian Open QF (2021, 2023, 2024)French Open QF (2020, 2022)Wimbledon QF (2023)US Open QF (2017, 2020, 2022, 2023)
is there a low pressure peak precisely above centre court?
The zvera has come crashing down...
>chokerev
>>157412476there's a low pressure peak in Zverev's craniumKEK
Nipping out to Kroger, yous want anything?
Here's that kid who won RG I was telling you about
smart Zverev saving himself for what matters most
>Wake up>Almost everyone in my fantasy squad shat the bedWHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT
>>157411978>Sinner can barely play a tournament this yearDid you miss, idk, the spring hardcourt swing and the entirety of clay season barring RG
>
U S AU S AU S AU S A
>>157412514I didn't change it since washington I'm tired boss I last had the energy for fantasy sports ten years ago and no one else is interested Maybe lets spam it at the start of next year and try to get a league going
>>157410202the brits too uncultured monolingual to appreciate this joke. what a fraud
>>157411577kek was this this year? i havent seen this before
>>157412555I didn't see that post but it would have been better if you just spelled it Fall. Faul is fake Paul McCartney.
>>157412527if i did this before playing a muscle would seize up on my fourth backhand and id have to stop playing
>>157412567it was quite literally yesterday
>>157412541Next year for sure. For now, I just wanna complain and whinge in the open, don't mind it
>>157412489the reaper comes for us all
>>157412573faul means lazy in german
>>157412659German puns are definitely what this general needs.
My boy Nuno
>All the good matches happened in the early afternoon and now its only shit with Borges, Nakashima and FeriaFucking bullshit man
>>157412967Shitz is playing thougheverbeit
>>157413067Did I fucking stutter?!Its ONLY shit thats left
>>157413075tiafaa?
>>157413091vs FAA? I think not!
>no more schizowogdamn
>>157413377dont call Novak that
Nakashima with one hand on the trophy
whoa wtf
>tfw zverevs last title will be roland garros
>>157412420Baseball stadiums used to have organists that played during the game, only a few stadiums still have live organists now.
Musetti's had a good week
>losing to tiaful
uncle tom getting butt blasted by big foe
*tennis shot*
noob question, is FAA actually good or is he just a points/rank merchant
>>157415947No. He's actually good, for this era's standards at least.A points merchant is someone like Bublik, someone who's not even trying to defeat players better than him.
Inshallah Faelic Athletic Association will be out of top 10 by years end he’s sliding in the race.
Predict the surprise slam run at the US Open. Will we see the likes of Arnaldi and Fery again?
>>157417157Yep, Nakashima will be the form threat. Tirante also farming belief with his stupendous runs as of late. Keeping tabs on Tabilo and Buse in case...
Sheeeeit Nakashima nagasaki'd the shit out of arr Nuno. And Nuno actually played well for once. But you can't do nothing when a superior player keeps dropping some hiroshima serves on ya.
>>157417191The era of Buse might be over I fear...
>>157417834Clay season will be back eventually.
>>157415947flashes of good play but for the most part mediocre for being the world number four
>>157418575You forgot to mention his awful backhand. It straight up cost him the match vs a bad Djokovic at Wimbledon. He's an indoor babby with an uninspiring game. He shouldn't even sniff top 10 with a proper field.
>>157418732He couldn’t go 3 backhands in a rally without dumping it into the net. How do you end up in the top 5 with a worse backhand than Berrettini? His return is even worse.
Ah, I see this is the weird part of the prestigious two week tournament where guys suddenly go from playing every 2 days to playing twice in twenty hours for no reason.
>>157419446We can watch Mrva vs Kumstat in the prestigious Prague Challenger, or perhaps Matusevich vs Ceban in the storied Roehampton Challenger
>>157419503>Matusevich vs CebanTwo good British names, proper local boys.
>conservatives in charge of humour>>157419446The expansion of the universe is the increase in distance between gravitationally unbound parts of the observable universe with time. The tournament organisers are merely keeping in line with wider trends.
Matusevich did conquer the mighty Elmer Moller, possessor of one of the finest backhands on tour yet cursed with the body of a sickly Victorian nymph.
No matches for a while today? Alternatives herewww.youtube.com/watch?v=kqTE2gmW3wQhttps://youtu.be/_mWp5M5vqPUhttps://youtu.be/RxMJwuZRUNkhttps://youtu.be/X6N9pd2bDVohttps://youtu.be/XFJHeDEb4b4
>>157415947at the slam level he's pretty good (best player of the 2020s to never reach a slam final)
Alcaraz will win the US Open, the King is back
>>157420254Me n you
>it’s not raining for once>still no tennis
>>157420010>CobolliPut some RESPECC on his name
>>157420145
>>157419503For me, it’s Stan the Man at the Europcar Cancun Country Club Challenger.
It's 5am where the fuck is the tennis
One watchable match per day and the foids take it to a third set tb which is unheard of in women tennis
>>157420254you just know
>>157420382Sinner looks both concerned and like he's getting some underwater action
Cobolli is one of those players who I have no idea how anyone ever loses to him, he's got like two serves and his accuracy is barely any better than De Minaur's
A real american like tommy paul should use a real american racquet like wilson or prince to go with his new balance outfit and his f-150.But on the other hand it is hard to say no to real japanese graphite folded 6 gorillion times
>>157421248This is me with Tiafart. Can't tell you a single thing he's actually good at but he somehow sneaks in wins sometimes.
>>157421260I meant racket, I am sorry, Mr. Paul
the 'bolli is looking mighty zesty with those butterfly tats and that bra
>>157421248Hewitt pour moi
>>157421287manliest shitalian zoomer
Strombolicannoliraviolipizza boli
clostebolli
Do you think the fashionable bra is going to be Cobolli's trademark?
>>157421372I don't he could rock it like 'arry
>>157421372I remember seeing them for the first time on that gay Welcome to Wrexham show and thinking this has to be a psyop.
Oh boy a 3 set slopper
>>157421248he has a big a meatballs though
the legs on that ball girl...
Speaking of sawker, why is that Fabrizio fag announcing that Alcaraz plays the USO pen?
>>157421460because HERE WE GO
Cannoli is unflushable
CAH MON TOMMEH
Soul: BamoshSoulless: Here we go
A name just popped into my head remember Janko Tipsarevic. He used to wear glasses while playing and had a tennis segment called Tipsy Time on Eurosport. Wonder what he's doing now
>>157421702Coaching the Canadian prospect Shapovalov of course
>>157421702from the way he looks probably a mod on r/tennis
cant see the fookin ball
>>157421248I have that same complaint with Mensik. That dudes bread and butter is aces that hit over 100kmh yet I've seen better Shelton has a far better ace capability than he does
Tomasz Pawel's career grand slam performance graphic thing on wiki isn't updated since the FO. I always assumed these things were automated pulling data but there must really be guys updating it manually for every single player
Tirante Fils might be the match of the century
>>157421814>might
>>157421807What were you trying to see? Also for more journeyman tier players it takes some time but it's been weeks. The Pawel fanbase is not dedicated enough it seems
Holy CANOLI
>>157421823I was hoping to read about where he grew up and his path to tennis but there's nothing in his personal life bit except his marriage. Then I tried to see his career titles but they were tucked away in the separate career stats page so I gave up.
is cobolli having a falling out with his team?he's insulting someone in the stands after every match
Maybe Paul really needs to start wearing bras as well
Paul won Queens?? Buse won a 500 this year???
>>157421702Never forget he almost defeated mono fed
>>157421855>Paul won Queens??His modest gf (now wife) actually won Queens. He was just allowed to hold the trophy.
i keep getting told that this is the most elite tour everplayers play more players play longer players need have more intense recoveriesim just not seeing it in the final product
>>157421931It's elite in terms of revenue for the tournaments. That's why people are so invested in telling everybody how elite everything is. If it makes more money, it's a superior product.
BREAKING NEWS: Diallo, Fokina and Quinn out of USO
>>157422116NOOO NOT QUINN
>>157422171I'm quinnconsolable rn
Any reason there was a 3 hour break scheduled before the next match?
>>157421702Would consistently be top 5 in this era considering he was in the tour finals for a couple years running. I remember I playtested the T-Fight 325 racquet he was using, Tecnifibre had all of these anime racquets back in the day and he was one of their brand guys. It's funny, they're a far more common brand now but I used to know them only for their strings, I used black code in a hybrid in my coaching bats for a few years because it was cheaper than big banger. Anyway Tipsy was a good guy, had all the charisma Novak wished he had about 15 years ago. Iirc EBAM always used to struggle a bit against him as well.
>>157422317they had to let the foids play
Robin Haase is playing doubles in the 'Nati. Guy must be about 45.
wtf the match finished already
Flavio Cobolli is YOUR new number 5 player in the world.
kinda crazy how nadal lost to fritz at iw then beat fritz at wimby like a month later
>>157424166Too bad about his foot injury after that. He was done.
Kouame wins lol
>>157424116Went to the ATP site to fact check this impossibly dire news but got this
>kouame
>>157425173Is that really Kouame? I checked his entire match history and the closest I could find to an outdoor hardcourt match against a black guy is an Indian, or possibly an unranked Tunisian guy without a profile photo, and that tournament was an ITF last year
>>157425235https://x.com/3SportsGh/status/1511312704157364225
>>157425173kek good lad
>>157425173relatable. who hasnt done this before
>>157422818calm downhe's 39
>>157424116>>157424913He's #6 right now and has to make the Cincinnati final in order to overtake Djokovic.
>>157427530are we implying somehow here those lower ranked players deserve to be ahead of Flavio?!
>>157428093No? Most of the top 10 is a mess right now.
>>157426063yes youd be more likely to receive the bitchslap
>>157428473bitch come up close to the net and say that to my face
>>157425173>acting like you didnt know thats his brother michaelits a shame about some of the cynical cretins who post here
>>157428505
>>157428606lol I was gonna say that tournament looks like it was in Africa proper
>>157428606yeah moises brother michael slapped a kid whats your point?
>>157428606can we please not start following the boys juniors here? dont want this to turn into a pederast /tennis/ 2.0 general
Carlos vs Ben final
>Jannik Sinner has withdrawn from the US Open due to a right knee injuryè finita
>>157428921Le most dominant player to ever exist has managed to win one measly slam (vs Zverev) this year.
>*for the 100th time*>surely this is the last shot at 25
>>157428921fuck its realholy shit this US swing SUCKS!
>>157428986Speculating about about a 25th slam would make more sense if he hadn't been completely gassed after a few bo5 matches for the past 3 years. He can't even beat complete shitters comfortably anymore without getting dragged into longer 4 set matches.
>>157428986>25Sinner already being 25 is kind of wild. I still thought of him as a youngin
>>157429013>audio ads at change of ends>ads with moving visuals on court between pointsIt's been sold to capitalism. RIP
>>157425173There really is no African male players at a high level right now innit. Kevin Anderson has peaked it and thats about it
>samefag
>>157428921
I have a disgust towards Nakashima like an ABC slut has towards her loser younger brother
>>157429456and Tien
>>157429437Will he finally end the curse?
>>157428921>no Carlos at RG>no Carlos at Wimbledon>no Sinner at USO>no Novak at Tour FinalsWhat's next, DVerev gets arrested and can't play AO?
But wait where did this injury even come from, he hasn't played since Wimbledon
>>157428921I FUCKING HATE THIS PLANETTENNIS ISN'T TENNIS WITHOUT SINNER RAPING THE ENTIRE PLANETWHO WANTS TO FUCKING WATCH BORING SHITTERS LIKE DEMANURE, FRAUDIX, AND SHITZFFFUUUUCCCKKKKK
Last decent chance for Novak I guess
I can’t deal with Slam Novak fans again
>>157429582His haters are worse though
Novak Djokovic
>Zverev will be first seedThis just isn’t right
>>157429626no. Alcaraz will
>>157429636Big Z surpassed him in the rankings
>>157429636https://www.usopen.org/pdf/mens-2026-us-open-main-draw-entry-list.pdf.pdf?external=true
>>157429636He's going there only to play mixed doubles with Serena Williams. No way he's coming from a delicate year-long recovery to play an actual slam.
Watching doubles until I disagree with Opelka
>>157429840Opoopka has done nothing of significance and so his opinions are just as worthless
Unironically a good chance for Djokovic. He’s much better in slams, Sinner gone, Alcaraz will probably lose early due to not being match fit. Zverev is still a shitter too.
The Zvera is upon us
Do I wake up for Fritz-Nakashima? I'm thinking noDo I wake up for Musetti-Tiafoe? I'm thinking no
We are going to get a Cilic-tier Slam winner aren't we?
>>157429944Drapist will conquer
>>157429973his nurses?
>>157429944I can’t think of anyone capable of hitting that kind of form
>>157429973He's gone too...
The zverev choke to novax or grug will be beautiful
>>157430069Considering his performance this US hard court swing so far he will probably lose to Tirante in the third round
>>157430142No shame in losing to one of the title favourites
>>157430142that will be how the rusty grug goes down
>>157430142Tirante would beat the 3 of them in the 3rd round. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if grug, Djoker and Z-dawg don't reach the second week.This slam might be a even more chaotic version of USO 2020.
>>157430189slam novax or slovax as he's known will NOT be exiting in the first week
Feeling VERY confident about my Jodar USO prediction. But if Fonz beats him in the final I would prefer that.
Feeling very confident about my fraudulent Fonz prediction
>>157430219jodar isn't ready he still loses to randoms
>>157428921So congratulations Carlos, Novak is 40 and can't barely walk anymore, Zverev is mentally weak and his form is shit, the rest are so bad, they can't beat Carlos at 20%. All bettings sites have him as the top favorite as well
Why are the nu-big 3 so fragile?
Shelton is the 4th favorite, that's all you need to know. Just bet 10k on Alcaraz to win a good sum
charlie just beat THE jack draper in practicesafe to say hes pretty much back
just bet my life savings on shitzscreencap this
>>157430351Would be funny if he breaks up with that thot and instantly becomes the first US grand slam champion in 23 years
>>157430351How much? And at which odds?
>>157430260if grug had played decently in cincy i'd agree but he's more likely to lose to a no name in week 1
>>157430387>How much? all>And at which odds?don't care
This USopenis has Lehecka written all over it.Shelton just isn't journey enough for a depleted edition of the random slam
>>157430351This but Darderi
/atp/ is not ready for the historic semi-finals appearence of Christina. Following the likes of Arnaldi and Fery.
Just like yesterday this will go into a TB for a maximum delay, just to keep me from watching some tennis
>>157430351If Carlos survives the first 2 matches he'll win it all, the competition is too weak. Sinner wouldn't have won Wimbledon 2026 In any other era.
>>157431242The competition is trash but grug will probably still beat himself. He needed match play in Canada/Cincy to win this.
Novak is too old to capitalize on this opportunity. He should have gotten the vaxx
>>157431642he's just got to serve well and avoid 5 setters against the pushing grinders. He does that and he's at least making the SF.
>>157431642He already capitalized on like 10 opportunites before he became too old so he's good in that regard
>>157430061Ah. Well it’s definitely Rune’s time.
>>157431765I hate when they’re like “oh man if Novak had JUST gotten lucky and avoided peaking player X/injury Y he would have definitely for sure won Slam Z, it would have been so deserved!!!!”So greedy.
Etcheverry is my husbando
Will Jodar receive some kind of special golden shoe laces if he wins the USO trophy?
The fuck is this Shitz Nakashima performance. I'm made to believe these players are next American tennis superstars. If this is true they'd get smoked by Tien
LETS GO BRANDON
Nakashima is overperforming like mad lately. Can already see the deflating round 2 exit coming
brandon is a gay name
>>157431642is your name brandon
>>157432647What's a manly name?
>>157432675tallon
>>157432670kek
Kys Fritz
>>157432683What about Botic and Robin?
>>157432702>Botic and Robinbutter and bisexual
For me it's Dino. What's manlier than dinosaurs...
>>157432357Anon...
who are those people golfing?
>>157433004WU YIBING BROS CHECK THE FUCK IN 我很爱中国 LET'S GO
>>157433004THE Carlos Taberner?
>>157433004seb kordaits now or never
Shitz
Fritz is still a meme
Kek shitz what an embarrassment
Gaylor Gritz
Wait, what? Wasn't Fritz up a break?
>>157433357You sound surprised
It's frauds all the way fucking down man
>>157433418I stopped watching the match when Fritz broke, thinking it was a done game. I guess not
Brandon uso favorite imo
state of tennis making me nostalgic for like 2019 Meddy lmao
>Paul Annacone chooses to coach this fraud
Can Cobolli do the unthinkable and become the 5th best player in the world by beating Arthritis?
>>157433488He wanted the challenge of coaching a player without talent
KAMAN POOSHITTI
Is Frances making his annual run of relevance for the USO? It’s so predictable at this point
>>157433693He won Halle so he already farmed enough relevance for the year.
my prediction?pooshitti fakes an injury after losing the first
Never doubted Pooshitti
>big poo
where this Nagashima form come from?
>>157430351bwahahahahahah
>>157433996at the us open obviously not at this mickey mouse tournament
>>157434055Cincy is the 5th slam
>>157434055nta but hahahahahahahaha
we'll see who will be laughing after tayGOD makes me rich
>65 mph servegrimpooshitti is so done
FORZA LORE WE CAN COME BACK
Well it's over
>>157434055thats even more retarded
big foe
mugshitti
>>157410030>>157410090Ford's Garage in Rookwood and Bones Burgers in Montgomery are both pretty great
>tiapoo
>big choke
>poosetti
>>157435094>>157435098>>157435202Without watching, what are the ramifications of these poosts, is it a chokefest from both ends
>>157435243The ramifications are Nakashima heems big poo
Poo sheisty came forward 6 times in all those games
>>157435267*hugs you*
>>157435277pause
>>157435267Hard to get to net when you’re playing a mile behind the baseline
>>157434072>>157429076
>>157429076Um, did you see the part where all the screens light up with GREAT SHOT so the audience knows to be impresssed though? THAT’S gonna increase shareholder value for sure
>>157435999all we need now is canned laughter and benny hill music for when tsitsiwhiffs or tiafarts
Why are the ‘good’ players all so shit
>>157437338No dreadlocks, obviously not Alcaraz
>>157437338Ronaldo would be proud
>>157437338Too thin.
>>157437338she was dating a group of migrant rapists?
>>157435267how did he get a 7.5?he was abysmal
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