SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>157400702I always thought musiala was an arabic name. Now I learn it's polish
>>157400715
>>157388853we're all in here
>>157400719kek, same but with african
Yep, this guy is dead beyond repair. Should have go to Fenerbache to free out that journalist who made up the story. RIP
SOMEONE poisened him because with him an Kloppo we would win the next 5 world cups
probably missed out on his 8th booster this year, stupid chud
Buyerns sporting director just said they know what the issue is and that musiala will adress it himself I guess since he was cleared to play both times its nothing physical but personal/psychological - he did have a car accident a while ago, which can lead to vertigo
>Muh Siala
>>157400995>>157400995Fake news
>>157401007https://www.kicker.de/wir-wussten-bescheid-eberl-weicht-fragen-zu-musiala-aus-1244467/video
>>157400719Sounds Italian if anything.
>>157401024>Letting him play anywayWhat were they thinking?
>>157400702So it happened again...
Nothing ever happens
>>157401024They have to cover their ass because Musiala can sue them. This is unprecedented. An "elite player" collapsing twice in such a short time span
>>157401055what does it say
>>157401086>this is totally normal in my life>please don't talk about it too much publicly
>>157400719Sounds like the bad guy from Ben Hur
>>157401055>Neurologische DisfunktionITS OVER
>>157401055He currently is dealing with short term epileptic absencesApparently it takes half a year to treat with medication
>>157401110/pol/ comments in 3,2, 1
>>157401110>temporär auftretende aber gute behandelbare:)
>>157401086Hes sufferimg from petit mal, or absence seizures.A very mild form of epilepsy where you lose consciousness for 5 seconds but do not cramp or feel spasms, and also one of forms of epilepsy that are cureable with medicine, will still take him months tho. He must have somehow gotten it after the world cup.
>>157401154Europeans can't handle HFCS
>>157401086He currently suffers from those absences daily. The doctors say it is neurological and they are monitoring it. Part of that is playing regularly and he made that decision intentionally. He wants his fans not to be scared and everyone to calm down.
>>157400719Thought it was from egypt or something. Like Mohammed Musiala
>>157401121>>157401154>>157401193they say that to sell him to Fenerbace
>>157401154>petit malDo germoids really
>>157401154thanks fauci
>>157401194Musiala gets mocked in Egypt because it's kind of similar to a gay innuendo which I won't bother translating because it's stupid and wouldn't be as good
>>157400719musieć means must / have tomusiała is the past tense of it, female form interestingly enoughshe had to - ona musiałatheres a famous polish actor called maciej musiał, same word, just the masculine versioni guess it was a woman who emigrated poland so the feminine version stuck in his family somehow. the same way people born abroad always have their name ending in -ski, even though in poland if youre a woman it changes to -ska
>>157400702I hate his face so much, I hope his is the end of him.
>>157400702Why did they let him play again? Do they want him dead?
>>157400702How fucked is his career if he discloses his epilepsy?
>>157400719hans-karl musikhaller is a pure german albeit a bit swarty. they just changed the writing of the name to get to a higher player value.
>>157401693Depends on the type of epilepsy. Some are severe, where you cramp up and endure painful cramps while not being conscious for minutes.Absence seizures are pretty mild and can be treatable with medicine but it can take him months with that sort of treatment. He seemed unconscious for a few seconds and was able to jog off the pitch himself, I guess the most extreme route would be missing half a year of football while he gets used to the medicine up to the point where he no longer has these epileptic episodes.
from his IGFirst things first – I'm doing well!I'm especially grateful for your messages and support!I understand that many of you are worried. I'd like to alleviate those concerns today and explain something:I've been diagnosed with temporary, brief, but easily treatable absence seizures, which are due to a neurological dysfunction.These can lead to the recent episodes, like the one against Leipzig or now in Heidenheim.I know they seem scary at first glance – but for me, they're currently just part of my everyday life. I'm receiving excellent medical treatment and am very optimistic. FC Bayern and my family and friends are always by my side and supporting me on this journey.Importantly, there are no further health risks. In close consultation and regular communication with the experts, it was my personal wish to face this challenge and, with the clearance from the neurologists, to continue focusing on what helps me most in my recovery: simply living my daily life and pursuing my passion for playing football. I've taken responsibility for that. Overall, I have a very good feeling and I'm on the right track.What helps me most on this path is continuing to chase victories and titles with my team and your amazing support.I hope you can understand me better now. At the same time, I ask for your understanding that I would like to keep this matter within my closest circle of confidants, the club, and the experts.
Poltard STILL mindbroken by a needle
>>157400719>>157401431Stan Musial (born Stanisław Franciszek Musiał) was a proud Polish American whose father was a Polish immigrant. Nicknamed "Stan the Man", the Hall of Fame St. Louis Cardinals legend embraced his heritageFirst Inductee: Honored as the inaugural inductee of the National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame in 1973.Highest Honors: Received the Merited Champions Medal from the Polish government, becoming the first foreigner to earn the award
>>157401154Are the medications different in the US/EU? Could be what he had been taking wasn't allowed here so he used something else for the cup and the consequences are only being felt now.
>>157401693he gets 25m per season until 2030 as a WFH footballer worst case
>>157401767I honestly dont know. From the look of it he developed this issue very recently, my guess is they used the last two friendlies to discover potential triggers which is needed to know the correct medication.
>>157401154>underwent leg surgery not long agoside effect of anesthesia?
>>157401543Spanish fragility.
>>157401801I dont think so. Epilepsy, even the mild form musiala has, very often stems from a genetic reason.
>>157400715You people really got a number worked over on you
>>157401055Famous Athletes with EpilepsyChanda Gunn: U.S. ice hockey goaltender who won a bronze medal at the 2006 Winter Olympics.Alan Faneca: NFL offensive guard who played 13 seasons, won a Super Bowl with the Pittsburgh Steelers, and is a Pro Football Hall of Famer.Justin Fields: NFL quarterback who has managed epilepsy since high school while playing a high-contact, mobile position.Beth Dobbin: Scottish 200m sprinter who represented Great Britain at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.Dai Greene: Welsh world champion hurdler who competed for Team GB at the 2012 London Olympics.Zac Shaw: British Paralympic sprinter who won medals at the 2024 Paris Paralympic Games.
He should be happy he only has this light version of it, other people cant risk driving or walking alone somewhere, some even need people nearby the bathroom incase they collapse
>>157401912>Alan FanecaI didn't even know about Faneca, he's a big name Fields: I found out about him during the draft. They knew he had epilepsy but they selected him #11 overall anyway, and that's a premium pick
>>157401942I had a roommate with epilepsy. He has it for 5 years. He just took a pill and that kept it away. He had to keep taking that pill tho iiu don't take the pill then you might have to worry about the stuff you described
>>157401958>He has it for 5 yearsI meant I lived with him 5 years, he just had to take a pill. I never asked how many a day, I never asked him questions about it
>>157401958>>157401969Yea some people really take well to the meds depending on what type they have but others dont, I have a friend who only managed to bring down the frequency
Vaxx status?
>>157402607Got his 9th booster last week
>>157400719so why is this pole playing for germany then?
>>157402607based robert cop
>>157401543Based, he has an extremely punchable face.
>>157405713Polish NT is too bad for him and English NT too good so he went for the one between
https://x.com/MektebiGala/status/2081510307961147749>this was from a month ago
>>157405713there are no black Poles
>>157400719Why is he using his mom's surname and not his dad's? Not like his dad walked out either
>>157407193apparently until 2025, children born in germany to unmarried parents always received their mother's name
>>157407135the pole your mom dances on is black
>>157407205well your bitch of a mother can't even dance when she walks around covered in a black bedsheet
>>157407221hey fuck you man she can dance better than your mom
>>157407237nah that's just the wind blowing on her mage robes
Matt Crooks has epilepsy and will play in the PL this season, I think he basically has it under complete control. Interesting guy, he grew up with deaf parents
So is he supposed to just randomly faint in future games
>>157407221damn, rekt 'em
>seizure break
>>157407413Probably not, he will have to go on medication which will prevent potential triggers
>>157407266>he grew up with deaf parentsdamn, but kudos that they became parents anyway
>>157401765>>157401431>>157400719
>ngubu fragilityAnd another one bites the dust lmao
>>157407548Why isn't he already?
>>157407811They are still finding out the right medication dosage is my guess, from his post it sounds like its adult onset epilepsy, i.e. something that was triggered very recently. He had no absense episodes during the latter half of the season or the world cup.
>>157407831Why are he and they acting like he's obligated to keep playing while they figure out treatment?
>>157407930I dont think they feel obligated. If he had said he wasnt feeling well or if the doctors advised against it he wouldnt have played. I mean, he will have these episodes during the day regardless of what he does while they work on medication usage.
>>157401086it's a pretty funny kraut one liner, loved the punchline
>>157406840You just know a rat like romano would have leaked this the minute it reached his ears
>>157407693I mean being deaf is the best perk when having kids
>>157401895Oink oink vaxxpiggy
Wasn't he one of those group of players that were against vaxxing and he got pressured to take it by Bayern or else they would have tore down his contract? I rememeber him and Kimmich opposing it but then took it by sheer pressure
Just a kidMe? I’m an old man
>>157400719It's not Polish though
>>157401431the masculine version of the surname is Musiała too, you goddamn retardand Musiał is a whole another surname that's the same between masculine and feminine versions
>>157400702Thanks God that I didn't take the vaxx
wait he's not deadwait what he collapsedwait what he collapsed twicewait what? neurological disorder? He's epileptic? he's 23 year old? Who curses this guy man this is too much bad luck for one guy
>>157400702Same thing happened to me around his age. I'm glad I'm not special, same time it's scary as hell. I had no history of seizures, then one day in my early 20s I wake up and my tongue is all fucked up and my legs feel like I ran a marathon and my girlfriend is like "you had a seizure" then a few months later I'm at work and I just think "I'm feeling tired" and a few minutes later I have my boss staring over me, EMTs coming towards me and my boss is like "This is the 5th time I've told you you had a seizure" Scary shit. >>157400715Started for me a good 8 years before Covid was even a thing. If you're really invincible for not getting vaccinated, good on you, but go fuck yourself.
>>157407413He'll probably get some big pill he has to swallow twice a day, then he will only faint every once in a while and it won't be for as long.
>>157409066>>157408191Is there anything that vaccine doesn't cause to you guys? You'd think nobody died before 2021
>>157409201seems like it doesn't cause being heterosexual
>>157409201>Israel flag>That comment I shouldn't even have to post anything
>>157401193Wonder if it's related to his hybrid vigour
>>157401055yes i totally understand this jewy language
>>157400715>>157400723>>157400976>>157401304>>157402607>>157402673>>157408191https://streamable.com/56u4h7
>>157401154Rich footballee life is so hard
>>157401055>>157400702despite saying absences, neuros and doctors online are saying it's actually a partial/focal seizure due to hand movements. absent seizures don't have posturing and are typically found in children that they grow out of, extremely rare in adults. it looks kinda like someone dozing off eyes open then jolting awake again.what he has may be lifelong
>>157411565
>>157409133Hope you're doing better anon. Any idea about the cause of your seizures?
Dementia like Bruce Willis soon
>>157417178Seems to be a mix of fatigue, dehydration and hunger. I used to have anorexia, and it started a little after that.
>>157407266>Matt Crooks has epilepsy and will play in the PL this season, I think he basically has it under complete control. Interesting guy, he grew up with deaf parentsfamily dinners must be a mess at their house
>>157407266the "deaf community" is a rabbit hole you don't want to go down
>>157420157I can imagine people who can't listen to music are cunts.
>>157411565Haven't watched this gem since forever kek
>>157411565least unhinged antivaxxer
>>157401261They probably didn't like him very much back in the day
>>157419487He just has weird looking daughters
>>157411565This. >muh hecking "vaxx status"joke stopped being funny.
