My quarterback is going to RAPE the hapless Chiefs at GEHA field on September 14, 2026.
Who's the Lindsay Clancy of the NFL?
is this pic real or AI...no way purdy is that coolness for a white boy
>>1574027560-6
This is the year
>>157402764He's black
>>157402765I dont get your pic bro you YT and your slang and eboncic
>>157402763Literally who
>Shadeur Sanders won't be playing in the Bills Browns preseason gamekek it's over for probowl qb primate.
>>157402779nah he white because a brotha would have a blunt
>>157402791YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO
>>157402787she killed 3 white babies, and the internet is calling her a hero
Got my tickets for the home opener against the dolphins. Go niners.
>>157402764
>>157402813Is your boyfriend going too?
>>157402756>According to reports, Nix became enraged after being sacked by Nik Bonitto and missiled the ball in the direction of his helmet. Shortly after that, Nix threw an interception to linebacker Alex Singleton. Enraged even further, he initiated a fight with the defense, culminating in putting his hands on Nik Bonitto.
>>157402813what the over/under this looks like easy money with a fins win
>>157402827Yes and we have aisle seats too
>>157402803I miss when we used to just put people like that in the electric chair and call it a day
>>157402824this nigga straight gangster
>>157402832Current Over/Under: 46.5 points
>>157402779no
>>157402837welcome to 2026...the fact they raise almost a mill for her is crazy af frfr
>>157402854yeah Vegas know something and now I do too. LETS GO FINS BEAT THE 49ERS
>>157402803>>>whitec'mon now>>157402813based, im still pissed they're going to gay ass ausgaylia and not down here. What'd you think of them getting worked by the Chargers in the joint practices?
>>157402787All I know is that she's accused of killing her children and apparently there's an overwhelming evidence that she did it and there's a bunch of woman online blaming her husband for it
Remember last year when Jared Goff scored a touchdown running and the game stopped for 10 minutes so they could make up a penalty on the play since some dude was gonna make 2 mil off a 5k bet lol
>seven (7) fights today at the cowboys -saints practice but why?
>>157402893Dem Boyz are tired of dem disrespectin
what did kirk mean by this?
>>157402779This has "gen z boss and a bob" energy
>>157402893HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM BOYSHOL UP HOL UP WE MAKIN NOISE
Why does everyone in the media act like Sirianni is a bad coach?
>>157402881Lindsay Marie Musgrove is her maiden name, and she married a Claney yeah them babies are white
>>157402907Because he's an unlikable OC, DC, GM and roster baby
>>157402907because people here don't know ball
>>157402907because he is. He gets carried y a HoF GM who builds his roster. He doesnt do anything besides cry and chimp out
>>157402907He acts foolish, looks foolish, and puts on that terrible Italian tough-guy persona. All bad qualities for a pro coach.
>>157402922>OC, DC, GM Vic Fangio and Howie have missed the playoffs, Sirianni never has>roster babyWhy does the head coach get no credit for developing players?
>>157402893fighting over who gets to pick first in next year's draft
>>157402927>He gets carried y a HoF GM who builds his roster.So why does Howie keep him around? Why did Howie miss the playoffs before Nick got there?>He doesnt do anything He has never missed the playoffs. He has won a Super Bowl
>>157402911she looks like she's got a drop of brown in her but i'll take your word for it; sad. Psycho cunt
>>157402932>Why does the head coach get no credit for developing players?because he doesnt. Position coaches develop players now.
>>157402887
>>157402927>He gets carried y a HoF GM who builds his rosterhaving a good GM is LE BAD. you need to win an owl with practice squad players to actually be a good HC
>>157402828Blo Dix had a Bonito induced melty, he should treat the second best player on his team with more respect
>>157402949So what do you think head coaches do/
>>157402966read books and toss salads
>>157402932>Why does the head coach get no credit for developing players?Because that's not their job
>>157402949What players do you think he developed? Saquon Barkley? AJ Brown? Dallas Goedart?He’s a bus rider who’s lucky to be coach of one of the most loaded teams in the league and still barely ever makes the NFCCG. But to be fair to Eagles fans I’d say McVay is massively overrated for the same reasons
Bronkies are about to have a starting mlb with mr irrelevant red murdock lol
>>157402952Trust the heckin science, chud!
>>157402893It's real nigga hours
Guardian caps look so gay, I'm sure we're in the 1960's of padded helmet aesthetic's at the moment and they'll make cooler looking helmets that provide similar protection in the future but right now it looks like some guys are wearing helmet diapers on their heads
>>157402881No worries honestly. Niners gotta play them later in the season so I'm guessing it was a pretty basic practice
>>157402982>What players do you think he developed?Jalen Hurts
>>157402907Cause he's a wigger
>>157402763Has to be Justin Herbert>constantly chokes in the playoffs>"b-but he needs more help. Not his fault!"
>>157402966Good ones actually run their side of the ball and call plays, develop game plans, manage day to day operations including practice, scouting, travel arraignments, and much much more.You know, most of the stuff that bitchianni doesnt actually do.
>>157402893I was there. I heard>YES LAWD I’M REALLY THAT NIGGA WITH THA DICK! ON GOD SAY LESS! WATCHU TRYNA BE ON SENPAI? AIN’T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE’S GONE! FUCKASS DOUGHBOY BETTA COME CORRECT! I’M REALLY OUT HERE!I asked a few players what it was all about. Nobody knew
I'm expected to believe that Sirianni is a loud and useless moron who does nothing while the owner, GM, DC, OC, position coaches, and players do everything. Yet nobody can explain why they keep Sirianni around. At a minimum, ownership would save a lot of money
>>157402959My quarterback is still in offseason mode (picking fights with every minority he sees). By September, he will be back in RAPE mode. Prepare yourself.
>>157403019>Good ones actually run their side of the ball and call plays, develop game plans, manage day to day operations including practice, scouting, travel arraignments, and much much more.So why don't they win as much as he does?
>>157403003Ok
Eheheheh
>>157403028youre going to be in for such a rude awakening when we hit November and every one is talking about how he will be one of the first coaches fired the second the season ends.
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>>157403034>Still following me around >(You)ing me constantlyJesus Christ you are fucking needy. Back off already.
>>157403050>and every one is talking aboutOh man, well if everyone is talking about then it MUST be right.
>>157402999your trips have lessened my worries, I was just annoyed they totally punked the Titans and looked sorry vs the Chargers.
>your team>worst player >favorite game day snack
In hindsight it's actually really weird that the Commanders had a playoff run
>the nfc south:O
>>157403069A lot of it is #27 ji'ayir brown. He's fucking terrible and had 5 big plays against him.
Why the fuck would the Seahawks and Rans clean house when they were the 2 best teams last year
>>157403075Take me back
>>157403093Meant for>>157403075
>>157403073>Chargers>Justin Herbert>Cum
>>157403059Me when I fucking GET you
>>157403093People who can't regulate their emotions want drastic and extreme responses to every little disappointment.
>>157403073>Bears>Grady Jarrett, dude sucks fucking dong>Dots cinnamon sugar pretzels
>>157403097I feel bad for him desu. The front office went in on a bunch of older and fragile players and now they might have to spend the next 2 seasons getting out of it and that's in addition to Dan Quinn probably not being the answer at Head Coach.
I would have liked this
>>157403145>buttplug
Why are Cowturd players so dirty?
>>157403145I’m sorry you didn’t get your redditwolves but this isn’t the place to post about it, we can’t even give you any updoots
>>157403159Why are blacks so violent
>>157403159>that nignog getting suplexed kek
>>157403145I still think it should have become the "Washington Department of Football"Design a shield reminiscent of other cabinet departments, call the DC the secretary of defense. Just lean into the government angle it would've been funny.
>>157403178It was the wrong one though, he got bitched by the first guy. You can’t let another man treat you like that ever. If that was me things would have gone down differently
>>157403197>It was the wrong one thoughDarkies all look the same. Anyone could have made that mistake.
>>157403159Dey dem boyz
>>157403143This man saved my stupid life
>>157403188>t.
Would you let dj moore pick your draft order?
Honestly, are you practicing if you're not getting chippy?
>>157403232Why would anyone be hype about “winning” a game like that. Embarrassing
>>157403250
>>157403255>Why would anyone be hype about “winning”J E T SJETS JETS JETS
>>157403250Honestly it seems like the main point of joint practices
>>157403277WOWWWW did he beat the Browns?? Well in that case nevermind!
>>157403028The Eagles success always follows big moves from the front office>get AJ Brown and go to Owl>next year run it back with worse coordinators and lose 6 of your last 7 games including multiple blowouts>next year get Saquon, Fangio, a big draft, and Baum out nowhere to win Owl>next year do nothing and have an incompetent offense and end up losing to a ded 9ers team at home in the WC including losing their number 1 threat in Kittle early on and multiple bad turnovers from PurdyIf the Eagles underperform this year it’s because Howie didn’t perform enough Jewish hocus pocus in the offseason.
>>157403073ChiefsJosh SimmonsPattys logs of shit
>>157403073My BronkeksBo ShitOomfies cummies :3
V-I-C-T! O-R-Y! THATS THE *your team’s* BATTLECRY!
>>157402779The main vibe I got was homosexual
>>157402907NYC media still seethes about him because of his nod during the giants game
>>157403082>Broncos 14-3Show us all how you came up with this record, for a laffPost the Ws
>>157402813That's depressing
I'm picking New EnglandIt's week 1. It's always weird
The reason these teams are bad is because everyone here would rather watch CFB
>Now that everyones gone, its just you and me now Mr. Turd Pile>Hmmm... such a steamy aroma *SSHHLUUUUUUURRRP* *SHLUP* *SHLUP* >A secret creamy treat for the Grim Reaper of the NFL*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*>God... I just cant help myself
>>157403073>your team49ers>worst playerJi'ayir Brown>favorite game day snackSopa
>>157403439Wrong flag babe
>>157403451Mind broken
What the fuck has the AFCW spergs so agitated today?
>>157403462They’re always like this, are you nu
>>157403462Man it must suck to be a fan of such a souless, passionless division. You should just switch to the NBA and only root for players at this point.
>>157403462Sperg division with sperg fans
>>157403113Sauce
>>157403499OH! I almost forgot, Go Chiefs btw
>>157403482Embarrassing post. The AFCW is one of the top 3 historical divisions in the league. YOU are the NBA fan and NFL casual
Saints: 8-9Panthers: 8-9Buccaneers: 8-9Falcons: 8-9
>>157403513Reading comprehension statmutt, do you have it?
It's hump day in New Zealand so who wants to hump?
>>157403523Many, MANY such cases.
>>157403531What do you think you’re talking about?
>>157403073EaglesStarter? Marcus Epps I guess. Non-starter that still gets snaps: Grant Calcaterra.Soft Pretzels
>>157403538kek your timing is going to make queefmutt go berserk
>>157403436Saints 17-0Buccaneers 15-2Panthers 13-4Falcons 11-6
>You still think I'm the Grim Reaper of the NFL, r-right?KWAB
>>157403578Saints 9-8Buccaneers 9-8Panthers 9-8Falcons 9-8
Justin Herbert could really benefit from integrating his shadow
We need someone to check if kiwifreak’s torta date is still alive :/
>>157403629what does that process look like?
>>157403178>>157403159>Brock Rechsteiner, son of Scott Steiner, hits a German Suplex during the Cowboys and Saints joint practice today.Based
>>157402763The trial centers not on whether Lindsay Clancy killed her children, which nobody disputes, but on how she should be punished for killing her children There are two options in Massachusetts (which banned execution and hasn't executed anyone since the 1940s)1) life prison without parole2) life in a state mental health facility without paroleI'm all for option #2. My sibling works in a state mental health facility and those people are ga-ga crazy. Very interesting stories about how crazy these people are. While they do have some that basically earned outside privileges and are allowed to go on walks and such, they also have those on permanent lockdown not allowed to leave the facility ever. Just assign her to that for life. They have muscle, orderlies which are just like prison guards And you'd literally have to be crazy to strangle all your kids to death Both punishments are banned from society for life. So just do option #2
>>157403644>Its realHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
Temujin said she's going to show cleavage at the Raiders opener. Her boobjob looks great
Broncos country! Let's ride!
licking and slurping on my bronkies sweaty ballsacks after practice 0.o teehee :3
>>157403708Bo...
Nick knows ball. Do you?
>>157403073>niners>ji'ayir brown>pirates booty cheese puffs
>>157403729Ah yes the guy with less career passing yards than some runningbacks have rushing is defending the guy who can't throw the ball for more than 150 yards. The bums of Philly stick together.
>>157403075well statistically they all can't win playoff games this seasln and one of those AFC teams aren't even making the playoffs so who is firing everyone?
L at ChiefsL vs JaguarsL vs Rigged RamsL at 49ersL at ChargersL vs SeahawksW vs CardinalsL vs ChiefsW at PanthersBYEL vs Raiders (Cousins still starting)L at SteelersW vs DolphinsW vs JetsL at Raiders (Memedoza starting)L vs BillsL vs PatriotsL vs ChargersSurely this can't be correct? But it's what I'm genuinely coming up with. They'll be third or last in the AFCW but surely not this bad...
Queefs got blown out by the titans last year lol
anyone else depressed as hell?
>>157403768worst case scenario they are 4-5 at the bye. I can see 6-3 just as easily
>>157403188if the Canadians didn't already take the idea they could've went with the Senators and leaned into the Roman themethey already have the color schemealternatively they could've also not been pussies that caved in and stayed the Redskins
>>157403729Nick is gonna say whatever keeps him in Philly's good graces. Look at that Sports Philadelphia logo next to his name. If Hurts cut during this interview in mid sentence Nick would end the interview by saying Hurts sucks and it's about damn time Philly cut his ass.
>My 3-14 Bronkydonkies… why even live…
>>157403798isnt it winter for you right now? Just get some sun when summer comes around and start taking some vitamin D.
>>157403637She's still alive we went out for dinner again last night and going out tonight for pub quiz with some mates. I'm giving it a 50/50 chance she's gonna spread
>>157403653>The trial centers not on whether Lindsay Clancy killed her childrenYes that's the kicker, but there are a bunch of woman online saying that it's the husband who is guilty, some say he's the one who killed them. Bizzaro world
Bro’s taken her to dinner twice and still hasn’t hit
>>157403785I bet the gamethread was CRAZY
>>157403850>She's still alive How kiwifreak speaks about his dates
>>157403798No more so than I've been most of my life.
>>157403785That Cardinals vs Titans game last season was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
>>157403903UH OH STINKY
>>157403929Wearing number 1 of course
I HATE BAKER MAYFIELD!
>>157403951t. Andrew Berry
>>157403951Nobody asked, Baker.
>>157403863The fact that are bothered by what randos on twitter think makes me think you need to be in a state mental health facility as well.. I'd allow you guys walks if you have no history or any symptoms of being violent toward others in person >>157402803>>157402887Same with these two deranged individuals. There are 342.9 million people living in the US alone and you people could maybe find 50 people that think that (I would be shocked if you find that many), but lets say there are 500! Wow!You people literally act like you really believe we had a national election on this and every woman voted the man should be help responsibleYou people come across as the definition of bat shit crazy to me
>>157403903All time sicko game
When Mahomes hurt his foot he went on to win the super bowl.When Bo Bitch hurts his foot he abandons his team for his gooncave.
Preseason games are so pointless. It's worse than the Pro Bowl
>>157403991>pointlessnow you know how your parents feel about you
>>157403991They need to end the preseason meme. We already have joint practices and plenty of offseason. The season should just start when it starts and either you’re ready or not
>>157403951t. Todd Bowel Movement
Should I go WR in my fantasy league? I have pick 3. Maybe a nice Jamarr Chase?
>>157404011>we
>>157404035>Jamarr Chase?Whos going to be throwing him the all when Joey gets his bussy shredded week 3 and is put on IR for the rest of the season?
>>157404035Pick up Jake Moody
New Mina edit in the work bros. Not as complicated as my last edit but fun. Just copying a popular edit and making it mina themed
>>157403623Delete this
>>157404049Joey Reddit is due for an injury free season. He's missed too many games the last few years. Plus they still have Flacco.
>>157403805>worst case scenario they are 4-5 at the bye. I can see 6-3 just as easilyShow your work
Where is he?
>>157404049ELITE
>>157403629only if he does it persona 3 style
And we do love Mina.
>>157404074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9U&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCZPsqGHCsmy earlier work for those unaware
>>157404035If it's PPR there's nothing wrong with going Chase that early. If it isn't stick with a top tier RB. You can find starting WRs so late they need to be truly special to draft em R1 imo
>>157404095Getting fucked in the ass by Donald Trump Jr.
>>157404003Nobody told those faggots to make me. Not my problem.
>>157404090did you finally update your model, slopspammer?
>>157404106THIS^^^^^
>>157403991>>157404011you don't know ball
>>157404106If i found something like that in my house I'd grab a glass and a magazine, catch it then throw it outside
>>157404139You don't own a mirror?
Kiwifreak is fantasizing about violence against his dates again
>>157404139You don't own a bussy mirror?
>>157404119It's PPR but now you make me want to go RB lol. I just don't want a shit WR1
NFC East ; Cowboys (11-6)@ Giants (W) Vs Commanders (W) Vs Ravens (L) @ Texans (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) @ Packers (W) @ Eagles (L)Vs Cardinals (W) @ Colts (W) Vs 49ers (W) Vs Titans (W) Vs Eagles (W)@ Seahawks (L)@ Rams (L) Vs Jaguars (L) Vs Giants (W) @ Commanders (W) Eagles (8-9)Vs Commanders (W)@ Titans (W)@ Bears (L) Vs Rams (W) @ Jaguars (L) Vs Panthers (W) Vs Cowboys (W) @ Commanders (L) Vs Giants (L) Vs Steelers (W) @ Cowboys (L) @ Cardinals (W)Vs Colts (L) Vs Seahawks (L) Vs Texans (W) @ Niners (L) @ Giants (L) Giants (8-9) Vs Cowboys (L) @ Rams (L) Vs Titans (W)Vs Cardinals (L) @ Commanders (L) Vs Saints (W) @ Texans (L) @ Eagles (W)Vs Commanders (W) Vs Jaguars (L) @ Colts (W) Vs 49ers (W) @ Seahawks (L) Vs Browns (W) @ Lions (L) @ Cowboys (L) Vs Eagles (W) Commanders (4-13) @ Eagles (L)@ Cowboys (L)Vs Seahawks (L) Vs Colts (L) Vs Giants (W) @ 49ers (L) Vs Eagles (W)Vs Rams (L) @ Giants (L) Vs Bengals (L) @ Cardinals (L) @ Titans (W)@ Texans (L) Vs Falcons (W) @ Vikings (L) @ Jags (L) Vs Cowboys (L)
How do weatherfags feel that they keep losing and more domes are being built?
>>157404130Tight tight TIGHT
>>157403979let's get one thing STRAIGHT....if you post a guy without a visible bulge he must be shirtless. Next question.
>>157404224dress - tightpussy - tightball knowledge - TIGHT
NFC South ; Saints (10-7) @ Lions (L) @ Ravens (L) Vs Raiders (W) Vs Falcons (W) Vs Vikings (W) @ Giants (L) Vs Steelers (W) Vs Browns (W) Vs Panthers (W) @ Bears (L) @ Bengals (L) Vs Packers (W) @ Panthers (L) @ Buccaneers (W) Vs Cardinals (W) @ Falcons (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) Panthers (7-10)Vs Bears (W) @ Falcons (L) @ Browns (W) Vs Lions (L) @ Eagles (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) @ Packers (L) Vs. Broncos (L) @ Saints (L) Vs Ravens (W) @ Buccaneers (L) @ Vikings (L) Vs Saints (W) Vs Bengals (L) @ Steelers (L)Vs Seahawks (W) Vs Falcons (W) Falcons (8-9)@ Steelers (L) Vs. Panthers (W) @ Packers (L)@ Saints (L) Vs Ravens (W) Vs Bears (L) Vs Niners (L) @ Buccaneers (W) Vs Bengals (W) Vs Chiefs (L) @ Vikings (W) Vs Lions (L) @ Browns (W) @ Commanders (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) Vs Saints (W) @ Panthers (L) Buccaneers (3-14) @ Bengals (L) Vs Browns (W) Vs Vikings (L) Vs Packers (L) @ Cowboys (L) Vs Steelers (W) @ Panthers (L) Vs Falcons (L) @ Bears (L) @ Lions (L) Vs Panthers (W)Vs Chargers (L) @ Ravens (L) Vs Saints (L) @ Falcons (L)Vs Rams (L) @ Saints (L)
>>157403979I'm not bothered by it. I find it fascinating
>>157403979>Same with these two deranged individuals. There are 342.9 million people living in the US alone and you people could maybe find 50 people that think that (I would be shocked if you find that many), but lets say there are 500! Wow!On each of the thousands of posts about it on TikTok there are hundreds of comments each with thousands of likes, so maybe recalculate and be a little less smug, Einstein. You aren’t that dude lil bro
>>157403929This spaghetti bowl of a game deserves more recognition
Kek! Everyone is laughing at Bo Bitch and the Bronkeks
>>157403991Certified non ball knower
>>157404339You try so hard lol
>>157404351Browns went 4-0 then 0-16
>>157404130gross
>>157404363and got so far, in the end it really doesn't matter
>>157403762>>157403824Cope
>>157404258What about clothed bussy?
>>157403991They're useless for assessing the week 1 starting lineup. But that's obviously not the point. Preseason games are for assessing the bottom of the roster, the bubble guys.
>>157404390NFL locker rooms must smell like ass in a very different way than high school or college due to the variety of chicanery that takes place in them
>>157404258Christ I would cum all over him
Are the Pats frauds, or megafrauds?
>>157404408>Preseason games are for assessing the bottom of the roster, the bubble guysNo, that’s called training camp >W-well but it’s different when you’re playing another team!!Joint practices
>>157404212Notice how only shit hole cities have a dome.
>yfw da jigs win da superb owl
>>157404422>male named Sheillol gay
I wish I was Kyler Murray
>>157404381Damn, Tom went right for a handful
>>157404452Disgusting. needs to get his teeth whitened
>>157403991>>157404011It's for roster spots and position battles you plebs
>>157404395
>>157404420BRONCOS country… let’s ride ;)
>>157402778
>>157404482Already refuted retard, scroll down. Bro thought he was himothy
>>157404496Alvin Kamara?
>It's a Bo induced melty thread>in AugustGonna be a great season, lads
>>157404434It can be all of the above, anon. Training camp, joint practices, and preseason games are for assessing the rest of the roster, not starters.
>>157404480look, it's just a couple of dudes horsing around....half naked...sweating in the sun...holding hands...Brady's going for a nipple grope
>>157404536It *can* be, and is. We’re saying it doesn’t have to be, and shouldn’t. Training camp and joint practices are enoughThe NFL already knows this and is phasing it out btw, preseason is unpopular with teams too. They’ve already reduced it from 4 week to 3. It will be down to one week only soon
>>157404555I can understand why the teams might have an opinion (and I support them if they want to get rid of the games), but why do you care? You can just not watch them if you don't want to.
>>157404575>W-why do you care?Intelligent people have opinions on things in life, swine such as yourself always ask this. “Erm ok but why do you care? Heh” because I have a functioning brain that is opinionated? I’m sorry you’ve never tried thinking about anything other than what riles your animal spirit before
Preseason is based because it's another chance to see MY team rack up Ws
>>157404600Correct. The regular season is reserved for racking up Ls
>>157404596>Intelligent people have opinions on things in life*Correction* Midwits like you rail against things they have nothing to do with, let alone any semblance of control over.
>>157403765Texans
>>157404664*oink oink noises*
>>157404600>>157404646
>>157404682Turn your monitor on
might go to Mumbai in December
Broncucks starting the season 0-6 lmao
>>157404733Stay there jeetoid
>>157404733Youre goin to literally shit your entire stomach and intestines out of your asshole within the first week. RIP anon.
Chorgers starting the season 2-8 lmao
>>157404762nah you are
>>157404733don't care
>>157404771But enough about you
>>157404733It is beautiful city saar! You will have great fun time!
>>157404778no but seriously its you
>>157404799Turn your monitor on
>Thanks be to God that we defeated the Jets on this day
>>157404733You're not a woman, so you'll be fine
>>157404824Tim Tebow made me an atheist
>>157402746
>157404841you'd actually have to be insane to not find this attractive. go bengos btw.
>>157404841Go Eagles!
>>157404841FLY, EAGLES, FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYFIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHTFIGHT, EAGLES, FIGHTSCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1-2-31-2-3HIT ‘EM LOWHIT ‘EM HIGHAND WATCH OUR EAGLES FIGHTFLY EAGLES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYE-A-G-L-E-S!EAGLES!
>>157404841HOL' UPWEWE DEM BOYZ
>>157404739>>157404762I fear for my AFCW bros… What if they’re not competitive with us at all, and things are just… awkward?
Okay but seriously, this is the worst stadium in the NFL by far.
>>157404885You are finishing last in the division
>>157404885My POV as wolf girl is sucking me off
>>157404762I've got 4-6 or 5-5
>>157404885The Chiefs didn't go above .500 at any point last season and now they have a harder schedule this year
>>157404914Yeah but Mahomes had a career ending injury so they should be good
>>1574048853rd in the division btw
What is Drake Maye sad about?
>>157404885It wasn't competitive with you last year, either. I think we'll manage.
>>157404914Yes we know, finally had one down season after 3 straight super bowls and 5 super bowls in 7 years and now we’ll never win again
>>157404926His wife's cooking
Mutthomes like to watch other men have sex with his wife.
>>157404926He knows that he blew his only chance.
>>157404496That's some weakass bussy. I only remember grade A buss
>>157404944I'm glad that you finally came to terms with how shitty the Chiefs are
Don't run when it comes
>>157404956You had your 15 minute asterisk season and couldn’t even make the super bowl because Bo couldn’t even take a knee without unclutchly KWABingIt’s over for you and the Chiefs are back. I hope you had fun
>>157404946I'm honestly happy she took advantage of her husband's fame to do something fun and dumb on the Internet instead of using his fame to become a whore
Finna make ya?
I'm going to Japan November 6 to November 22, what games will I regret missing most?Bears are my NFC team, Patriots are my AFC team
>>157404979Why is he Kirk Cousins
>>157404979Nice guys finish last
>>157404987>Bears are my NFC team, Patriots are my AFC teamNigga picked the regression teams
>>157404106WALLED
Can the AFCW get their own general
>>157402824Bang Bang Niner Gang
>>157404987How do I unsubscribe from your gay blog?
>>157405021It's right here>>>/lgbt/
>>157405001I didn't start watching football until 2024 and picked two shit teams so no one would accuse me of being a bandwagoner
>>157405029Oh shid pull up playa! Haha that’s that shit I like to see! Okey den!
I got a boner thinking about Caleb Williams again :/
>>157404979This got the troons seething lol
>>157405021How about some of you passionless divvies start bantering a little? It's not our fault you can't muster a little hatred for your """rivals""".
>>157405021This is the AFCW general
>>157405036Wtf I didn’t mean to click that and accidentally scroll through the catalog. Thanks a lot faggot
>>157405021Massive pussy post tbqhwyf
>>157405056lowkey not a cap luhmao
>>157405077It's in your browser history. You're officially gay now
>>157405041You're a pretty white bread / vanilla - type fella, eh?It's okay to get a little crazyhttps://youtu.be/EZNFo5lL4iw
>>157404968My team isn't even in the AFC fag
>worked hard>took the game seriously>was still goodHow crazy was AB if nobody still wanted him?
How come there are no Alien teams in the NFL?
I wonder what she's up to
>>157405164Ayy lmao
>>157405164Raiders fans and their QB of the future are both illegal aliens, does that count?
>>157405167She's way too cute to be from Jacksonville, I think this is fake.
>>157405144Then what’s your excuse for being so mindbroken? Lions fan? Or just a weird ass hater who seethes at success?
why no one want me? i've been to a sb and several nfc.
>>157405151>worked hardYou don't get news stories about you skipping practice and still get to claim you "worked hard"
>>157405201pipe down schizo
Should I support the Dallas Cowboys or the New England Patriots?
support this bussy
>>157405236Oh ok so Lions fan
>>157405245You should support self inflicted gunshot wounds.
>>157405245Dem Boys. You will have to scrap non stop, but its better than being one of the NFLs most soulless customers, a Patriots fan.
>>157405245What's your EPL team?
>>157405245Your team is the London Jaguars
Get ready fat fucks, it's back!https://littlecaesars.com/en-us/contact-us/whats-new/
>>157405304>Trailer Trash Queefies loves their little Ceasarscolor me shocked.
>>157405245If those are your options you should kys instead
>>157405164 Next few decades we will be introduced to how to quickly traverse immense interstellar distances. Tourism and trade flourishes with a wide variety of far away alien species, the first eight to join the NFL arePleiades PulsarsVega VortexXylos Xeno-KnightsYuggoth Void-CrawlersZeta Reticuli ShadowsAlpha Centauri CenturionsFomalhaut Frost-GiantsNova Shockwaves
>>157405316Little Caesars is GOATED troglodyte, kys
>>157405340>Little Caesars is GOATEDt. pic related
>>157405205Texans picking up the phone
>>157405304>Mogs in price and tasteLittle Caesars, the official pizza of going 6-11
Watch chargers lose week 1
>>157405316>Russ' "PIZZA PIZZA" cadence
>>157405201You are autistic
Love me some pizza
>>157405345ROLL TIDE
Watch this bussy week 1
>>157405340There is definitely confusion going on with Little Caesars. The only 3 I've been to, I've been to regularly (all in 3 in different cities) and they were same tier as the very best of pizza hut and papa johns, and better than Dominos (that's the white trash pizza), Godfathers (also pretty white trash), etcThe confusion is some relatives from a city in a different region came in town and I told them we could get Little Caesars and go to the park and my aunt was like Little Caesars, yuck! And they aren't foodies, they have very limited palates and cooking abilities. So I was surprised and asked around after that and I agree with what my friend in the NE said: Little Caesars is location specific. Some are great, other suck. So i got lucky I lived by 3 good ones
>Bo Nix occasional local real estate commercial His true calling
>>157405397Now THIS is one of those things where I'm like "ok this is black"
>This would be considered elite QB play by Chargers fans if they actually existed
>>157405492>3 picks in 17 games>4 in the playoffsI need to rewatch that game. It was so fucking funny
>>157405484What?
I haven't wiped my ass in 3 days
bought madden on steam in a moment of weakness so i can lead mendozie to the promised land
>>157405484>He still plays Nu Magickek when will goys ever learn?
>>157405345White americans need to rounded up
>>157405520very health for U saar
>>157405512>Held below 160 yards>scores 3 points total>fumble twice>still a massive improvement over your last playoff performanceJUST
I'm having a Bo induced boner
>>157405560I hope you're a woman because I can't tolerate faggots in my genny
>>157405530>not just torrenting itIshygddt
>>157405273Messed up.>>157405277Pats have sovl, even if you don't like the you have to admit they have lively fans and culture.>>157405283Don't like football (soccer).>>157405301They play in the UK a lot but not many people support them desu.>>157405322Messed up.
I made tacos with leftover smoke pork shoulder, they were 10/10
>>157405245Cowboys are the Liverpool of the NFL
>>157405304So you spend 10 dollars you get two pizzas?What's the catch here?
>>157405608Nicely done, anon. I really, really, REALLY hate niggers.
>>157405434This is every fast food chain. A lot of the time a group of people or a larger company will own several if not most of the franchises in a given area, depending on size. That's why you have entire cities where it seems like despite the product being acceptable on paper, every location sucks in reality.Fast food chains market their franchises as money printers to successful (small) business owners, who may or may not have any idea how restaurants work, assuming they know how to run businesses at all.
>>157405622>what's the catchYou need to live in Kansas or Missouri
>>157405622>What's the catch here?its dog shit disguised as pizza is the catch. put some ketchup on some half soggy Ritz crackers and youll know exactly what it tastes like.
>>157405434Haha. Hey, I'll call you 3 good ones!
>>157405622Its just grease and sugar tomato sauce on awful dough and cheese>>157405624Me too go broncos
>>157405624I hate jews more.
>>157405633I worked for a company over 10 years ago and we'd do surveys in different industrial plants. Had a contract with an oil company and we traveled to some of their refineries. They'd have these things called alkylation units that are full of acid. On a hot summer day they'd smell like little Caesars pizza sauce I shit you not. Could never eat it again.
>>157405684Disgusting.
>>157405629>A lot of the time a group of people or a larger company will own several if not most of the franchises in a given area, depending on sizeI used to work by this Burger King that was amazing. It was like a Burger King deluxe. Everything was a tier above ever other BK. And yeah, they were a Syndicate and proud of it. They had a fancy plaque-like sign on the wall saying this BK is proudly owned by (whatever the name of their Syndicate was)Since then I've only found one other BK like that, where it's a deluxe one where every down to the meal is next-level. That's a new one that opened in recent history
Taints receiver carted off the field after getting his ass kicked by a bunch of Cowgirls. Bad omen. Kek.
0-17 is too hard to do. Cardinals will win two games
>>157405622>>157405304>>157405340You guys literally have no idea how bad Little Caesars isIt's worse than the slop pizza they give to fat Inner City Middle schoolers
>>157405397This seems so annoying
>>157405205Well, Jimmy, it's because a) your last good season was like five years agob) you get hurt every fucking year and you're one of those dudes who just throws in the towel as soon as you don't feel right so your inevitable injury usually means missing months or the entire seasonc) you were only ever as good as your teams and arguably were the limiting factor that kept them from being even better. If you hadn't overthrown the most wide open receiver in the history of the super bowl you'd be able to say you won one instead of just going to one
>Thing, New England is the best version of Thing Every time, my God The Jets don't even have pizza to Lord over us
>>157405777Cardinals aren't going winless, they already lost a playoff game. Lions and Browns proved you need to win 4 playoff games to go winless in the modern NFL
Fake Gaye is not a franchise QB.
>>157405815The only way I'd take the over on the Cardinals this season is if someone had odds at 1.5
Watching highlights from the late 2000s to early 2010s hit me in the feels.
>>157405815Fuck that, I'd feel bad putting your money on that.
>>157405817Lol you're drunk Anon you mean pre season>>157405822Nah he is. Maye is good he's just overrated because local fans always overrate a young QB
>>157405834>drunkYou're not wrong
>>157405830>Pre-Chiefies dynasty yearsHorrid. Nobody cares about cavemen times
>>157405830I was just watching some Cam Newton highlights. I forgot how he carried the Panthers.
>one starting job please, hold the charcoal Brissett
>>157405876Intercepted off screen btw
>>157405876>Doodle nigger tattoos all over his legsBust.
>>157405151Bruh he walked off the field in the middle of a game because he thought that somehow Arians and Brady were conspiring to deny him a bonus by not throwing to him, which is especially absurd because he was so close to it that it was going to be one of those "you technically missed the number but we'll give it to you anyway" sort of deals. All he had to do was not chimp out and not only does he get his money but he probably comes back the next year or maybe gets a better offer from someone else. And instead he lit his career on fire and began his inevitable march towards bankruptcy because he was impatient, paranoid and just plain schizo. It's one of the biggest self-owns of all time. No one is going to touch a guy who's in full blown public self-destruct mode, ask Brandon Aiyuk
>>157405876
>>157405802>arguably were the limiting factorThere's no argument.
Kiwi makes me starstruck like a celebrity. When he replies to me I get all sweaty and blushy
>>157405617What's a respectable NFL team to support then?
>>157405925Raiders if youre not a low test coward.
>>157405925DA BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
@157405918kek get worked faggot
>>157405925No one can call you a bandwagon fan if you root for the Jets, Browns or Cardinals. But that's also hell.
>>157405925You can jump on the Broncos bandwagon. All are welcome.
Looking at the betting win totals, we have two very very interesting divisions in the National Conference 10.5 Lions9.5 Packers 9.5 Bears8.5 Vikings 10.5 Eagles9.5 Cowboys 7.5 Giants 7.5 Washington
>>157405954All other things being equal, why would anyone pick Jalen Hurts?
>>157405949Lmfao just in time for the losing season?
If you want to go shit on some faggots:>The Milwaukee Brewers matched baseball's modern-era record for the biggest shutout, beating the Seattle Mariners 22-0 on Tuesday night behind three-run homers
>>157405963They have literally every piece they need for an Owl run
>>157405959he can run
When did he lose it?
>>157405925Any team other than these: pats, chiefs, rams, 9ers, cowboys
>>157406015The 49ers are respectable.
>>157406021They’re borderline
Why are so many NFL coaches so fat?
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is fighting off a nasty case of Monkey Pox he contracted from a homosexual male prostitute named Sergio right now.
>>157406036Because they're rich and spend most of their time sitting in offices or dealing with their nagging wives
>>157406036Alcoholics
>>157406000So you won’t be coping about how Bo doesn’t have any weapons then right?
>>157406036Islanders and urban demographics respect fat men more, a likely holdover of tribal "big man" systems
>>157405998Is Milwaukee like Detroit lite?
>>157405617I just checked, Liverpool won the year before last and has consistently been within the top 3 the last 30 years. Cowboys are nothing like Liverpool they haven't been to an NFCCG since 1995.
>>157406052And 68% of white people are obese by coincidence
>>157406058Much like most millenials on 4chan, that anon is stuck in 2015
>>157406036I miss when the reffies were fat
>>157406050No, I'll be coping about Bo's ankle injury. But I'm sure Walmart just bought him a robot ankle anyway.
>>157406027Then so are the Bills and Eagles.
>>157405959Because he's the better QB
>>157406078Its nice having an owner with unlimited cash
>brady flies in on Krafts plane when Peyton said under the radarclassic diva Brady breaking NFL salary cap rules
>>157406012The fumblerooski commercial.
>>157406036They used to play themselves and the eating habits tend to stay while the training routine goes away.
>>157406104>the eating habits tend to stayehsome of them hate eating, you can tell which cause theyll look like holocaust victims post career by just having a normal build compared to what your brain recognizes
>>157405964ebin! xD
I think the nfc west as a whole will take a step back this year. Rams are fools gold for bettors
>>157406015How about Green Bay or the Giants?
>>157406118A lot has to go wrong for the Rams to not be the best team in the conference.
>>157406128They probably will be i just think collectively they will all be worse this year and the lambs will get dabbed on by the hot team in the playoffs either cowboys or lions
>>157406128Not really. Stafford is walking a razors edge health wise, and Jewka could also easily get hurt again.
Packers are a team to watch imo
>>157406148Love is a rich mans CJ Stroud, and I cant take him seriously at all.
>>157406148Maybe when Parsons gets back
>>157406098Walmart has been absolutely tremendous as team owners. I shouldn't be shocked, they know how to run a business.
>>157406148They are an average run team with Josh Jacobs, Love is injury prone, and their oline is worse. Not buying them even with a healthy Parsons and Kraft. Not buying em, not now not never.
>>157406190From when they purchased the team they went from having 70 bombs dropped on them by hawk tua to having the #1 defense with dpoty players on it and a bright genuine qb who runs like a stallion it is really impressive and theyre getting a new stadium
>>157406148They should call themselves the "Titanic II". Surely they'll be good THIS year!
How many teams with black QBs make the playoffs this year?
>>157406203That 70 dump from the Dolphins was definitely a mutiny by the defense against Russ. It was so obvious everyone hated him and wanted him gone.
>>157406215It was also directed at that faggot Nathaniel Hackett dude is garbage
>>157406216HACKett
Cooking up some quinoa
>>157406241>quinoaHomosexual hippy slop. Shant even deign it a sniff
>makes /nfl/ seethe
>>157406272Why are her arms so long
>>157406261t. high fructose corn syrup addicted fatty
My doctor put me on metformin and now half my life is literally sitting on the toilet shitting out brown water.
>>157406277Brittle bone vegan bitch, Id dump you on your head easy style.
>>157402763I can fix her!
Has a player ever shit their pants mid play?
They should stop holding joint practices desu, way too many needless fights over muh dik and other nig shit
>>157406302>Browns joke incoming
>>157406303Nah, being able to see if your shit works on other defenses instead of just your own is too valuable.Fights are just part and parcel of playing a real sport.
>>157406302Jalen squirts
>>157406323Yeah but they're throwing helmets at each other and doing some shit you only see in wrestling, pushing and shoving I get that happens all the time but this is just unhinged
>>157406241I just want a good game. The double throwbacks are so fun
>>157406334>throwing helmets at each otherBack in my day...
Jajajjajajaja
>>157406334Throwing helmets is based.
>>157406352I don't speak chicken
>>157406302Yes. Back in the 80s and 90s O-linemen did it all the time. Before the cameras got too good and they started putting them all over the field.
>>157405925Anime horse girls.
The last thing I remember was sitting in a car on the side of a dark snowy ride in canada with 2 friends
>>157406420Well, it's nearing the end of summer so you've been out of it for at least six months.
>>157406420- My asshole had never felt so raw and sore before. I tired to ignore it as I counted the mile markers to pass the time. "Go Bears" I murmured to myself outloud. "Go you Garry Bears."
>>157405925Just support cleaning /NFL/ of these shit-tier Broncos fans that showed up shitting up the joint with their constant farting and fart jokesAs for a team, find an unproven rookie or second year age 22-23 QB and bandwagon that team. Giants and Raiders are good option. Rams after Stafford retires (which will be soon) is another good option. Any team in the AFCS right now is a good optionColts, Texans, Jags, Titans Any team in the NFCN right now is a good optionPackers, Lions, Vikings, Bears (although Bears might be considered glory hunting a little too obviously at this point)
>>157405684Now I'm hungry
>>157406332*sniffs*>Oh my...*SNIFFFFFFFFFFS*>Oh yes that's pungent.... maybe I'll.....>*licks*>Mmmhmhmmfhmm oh now that's a tasty little hershy squirt..... That raised my flag indeed..........
>>157406491Patrick....
>>157406398Something about those damn horses
>>157406420Did you guys fuck?
>my mfw when somebody says Carson Beck isn't about to take over the league
>>157406605I forgot about this guy
>>157406605Imagine if Spencer Rattler and Mike McDaniel had a child..... it'd be the blackest NEGROID ever set foot upon Earth
>>157402907
>>157406674wtf nephew
I just threw a fucking football over there, did you catch it?
>>157406869I DIDN'T SAY NUTHIN
Fine. Since yall twisted my arm enough ill just come out and say it. I DONT rate nigger QBs. There? Happy now?
>>157406944>t. Lynn Redden
Why are niggers like this??
>>157406966still time to delete this, coward.
>>157406966honkey said dat word
>and the coin isssssssss.......
>>oh sweet madden download is done >go to play it >controls are all wonky because my stupid controller is a PlayStation and not an Xbox clone >spend like an hour troubleshooting it to get it somewhat working (the A/B/X/Y buttons are still scrambled but whatever) >go into franchise, make a couple moves >go into practice >game freezes >need to update nvidia drivers wow this is so much better than console gaming
>>157406058>>157406070I was referring to their fan base
>>157407036works on my machine
>>157407036>spend like an hour troubleshooting it to get it somewhat working (the A/B/X/Y buttons are still scrambled but whatever)How can you fuck this up? Steam lets you completely customize your controller inputs lolYou unironically deserve nothing but the worst for giving EA money for madden desu
>>157407082for a reason that is completely lost on me this piece of shit controller i have isnt communicating properly with the steam input overlay, it works now for the most part but the A/B/X/Y buttons are scrambled like i said have a wired 360 controller floating around here somewhere but i cant find it >giving WA money ya i know havent played madden in years though and wanted to give it a whirl Franchise is considerably better and more in depth than it was the last time i played it but then again ive only played 10 seconds that wasnt a menu kekStill waiting for this goddamn nvidia driver to finish installing
>>157407036You could've spent all that time fapping kek what a barnacle brain
My Gary Bears are going to win it all this season
>>157407167I would've but I have to wait until you spam more gay porn.
>>157407328Does this count?
>thread dead because everyone is waiting to be the first post in the new threadYou're all so gay
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