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>>157407587Bonnie Blue ahh mf
Is Dean Cox the one ruining the bloods culture?he was part of the West Coast Eagles during their druggy era
what's the ti goyim
Just realised I don't know the etymology of the word "black"
>>157407587>Retarded tattooI actually want to thank girls for getting them, they're like a huge red flag, saves me the trouble.
"Ashamed and embarrassed"
>>157407605Is there no "tiny tattoo" clause? Surely she qualifies..
>"I would like to grope the waitresses, can that be arranged?">"Certainly Sir, we can organise that for an extra fee."Affirmative consent is all so simple
If the stripper is found to have taken drugs while on shift I hope she is punished appropriately by her employer
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157407601look who the swans got as an assistant coach this year and who was accused of doing lines with his players at another team
>>15740760556% of women 18-29 now have tattoos and 53% in ages 30-49.
>>157407602Putting $50 on Peeney
>>157407587why is there a ring of bumps around his nipple
>>157407621grim
>>157407587>TattooCan see why he went for the strippers.
>>157407621Grimothy Dalton
>>157407618She probably purchases her drugs from her employer.
>>157407587does that tatt say sinner?kek pair of retards
>>157407621It has to he higher than that. When dating my criteria was no tats and it was pretty much impossible. Settled for a girl who had a small one on her wrist. But yeah could legit not find one who didn't have tats. At least no white girl
>>157407625That's normal when you're fit.You're outing yourself as having puffy manbreasts.
>>157407621It's all over asia now as well. Even Tokyo you see loads of young chicks with shitty tatts randomly picked off the wall.
>>157407620well that couldn't have helped
Yesterday All my troubles seemed so far away
Someone should photoshop that meme of the chud lemmings running off a cliff with the heads of the five swans (Heeney is the one saying stop he doesn't think this is a good idea)
>>157407613She's got a big fuck off one too, and one on her finger. Fuck she looks boring.
>>157407654thats simply not true in the slightest
coke isn't even that good the real substance is acid
>>157407664grim notting
>>157407668t. john mccarthey
>>157407664she looks insufferable, they deserve each other
>>157407664>Seismogram tattoo on her fingerKinda based. Would love a brainy gf.
not sure how you incels can judge her personality through a picture but go off
>muh tattoosand yet not a peep about the garbage her lips/(probably, if we follow from reason -- the visual evidence only goes so far) cheeks are injected with. Youse are all fucked
>>157407643/r/ThatHappened
>>157407664boring looking woman
lol
>>157407686I can fix her tier:Fillers that fade with timeShit's fucked tier:Tattoos.
man there was some kwab trades this seasoncurnow now up there
Blondes are boring>my hair colour is my personality!Yawn
>>157407664fat slut
To be honest if I were to start taking screenshots of us being written off it’d just be of Swans fans. I get why other teams fans are doing it but to have so many of our own do it has gotten under my skin.Errol, Grundy, Charlie, and McCartin could absolutely carry this team to success. We just have to lean heavier into our strengths of uncontested ball.
even twain is making fun of us....
wish I could like women but they make it so hard
I wonder what its like having sex with roided women
>>157407713so true. this is why i fuck blokes in the arse
>>157407718Do you like tradies?
>Enough cocaine in the room for trafficking chargesoh no no no noSomeone is going to be made the fall bitch for that.
>>157407724nah cops pull that shit all the timei know of someone who bought a bag for a mate, handed it to the mate and got done for trafficking
>>157407729tradiebros...
>BREAKING: Isaac Heeney has been rushed to hospital in critical condition following a police welfare check at his home.
>>157407731>literally traffic>wtf how could this happen
So fucking sick of that wanker Gerard Whateley talking up on his high horse. Guy's a fucking idiot, a terrible commentator and a worthless piece of trash.Laughable that so many people on /afl/ seem to think he's a good journo.
>>157407746not me i don’t
>>157407736Snorting the last of the evidence
>>157407746He's a fine commentator
>>157407731its a shit definition but by definition that is trafficking
>no one is owning up to the coke >because they were all on coke Loving every laugh
>>157407729UNION POWER
>>157407746This post is Gerard Whateley's Chernobyl
What are the odds on Heeney topping himself in the next 14 days? Sure he might still be pretty wealthy, but his whole career has imploded, reputation destroyed, relationships destroyed and he might be facing prison time. We're in the mental health age, and young fellas like him haven't been properly hardened to true hardship, so I think there's a chance he gets completely consumed by despair.
>>157407762Think he needs an arm wrapped around him
>>157407762He's clearly retardmaxxing he'll live, unfortunately
>>157407752No he isn't retard. Go and watch the replay of Carlton vs Essendon, specifically the part where Carlton kick a point to take the lead in the 3rd quarter.
>>157407762More likely we’ll see him as a sky news pundit in the not too distance future
>>157407762just go play afl in another country
>>157407762would it be worse if the swans lost or won the grand final if they somehow made it
>>157407771No
Let's say that it's all true: I just don't see anything morally wrong with """sexually assaulting""" a stripper
>>157407757Owning up to the cocaine is effectively a life ban.Even ignoring the police, ASADA will ban the player for ~4 years on trafficking charges.
>>157407752He's one of the worst in the business
>>157407780this but assaulting tradies
is the afl still investigating geelong
>>157407780Sexual assault in the workplace is not on
>>157407787B A S E D
>>157407782thats simply not true at allbailey smith has done it multiple times this year aloneyou only get banned if you get drug tested after a game on ithence why star players are sometimes suddenly have 1 week injuries
>>157407789yes; the kc has asked for more info from geelong after they submitted their please explain
>>157407792It was in a hotel room allegedly Still not sure any of it actually happened
>>157407762Wayne Carey came back from banging his mate's Mrs in the shitter.
>>157407798>In late 2024, Melbourne Football Club AFL player Joel Smith was handed a 4-year and 3-month ban by Sport Integrity Australia. While his initial infraction was a positive in-competition test for cocaine, investigators subsequently charged and sanctioned him for multiple counts of Trafficking and/or Attempted Trafficking of Cocaine spanning between 2020 and 2022.
this whole thing makes me want to leave the country for a bit
>>157407804I didn't know it was analThat's depraved
>>157407801The stripper was sexually assaulted in her workplace
>>157407807He was literally selling drugs and got pinged with text messages to prove it tho
>>157407807>in-competition test for cocainethank you for proving my point
are you blokes proud of me
in japan, you can grope and finger women on the train
>>157407808based future thaisperg iykwim haha
>>157407804That wasn't a criminal offense anon. His actual low point was bashing his girlfriend and hitting a cop in america.Wayne Carey came from a harder era though where mental health wasn't a big thing and men weren't softcocks. Guys like Heeney were raised in a generation where the "mental health" seed is planted from a very early age and they grow up not knowing how to deal with serious hardship and despair. Heeney wouldn't be anywhere near as battle-hardened as Wayne Carey, and he's now confronted with losing absolutely everything in a very short space of time, right before a critical finals series, and even faces a prison sentence.I can't think of too many more JUSTed scenarios than what Heeney finds himself in. Maybe that soccer player Adam Johnson from a decade or so ago.
are we allowed to boo the 5 sydney players next year
>>157407833shut the fuck up you fat faggot
>>157407729how many rupees did you pay the codejeet on airtasker?because this is sopme grade one number best fstish enjoyment for the goonings!
>>157407833take it facebook you dumbass boomer
>>157407777AFL would unironically rig it so they don't make it
>>157407838>>157407842>shut the fuck up you fat faggot>take it facebook you dumbass boomer
dont start matenot tonight im not in the mood
>>157407852>dont start mate>not tonight im not in the mood
is magpie swansbro in? got a gift
>>157407808finna Vietnam if I ever get the courage to quit my job and leave my missus
>>157407852feeling blue Isaac?
>>157407833>better to drink yourself to death rather than talking about your problems like a mature adultAnd of course you respond with a redditjak
Isaac "Handsy" Heeney
>>157407872No brainlet I'm saying zoomers are not equipped to deal with hardship because they're conditioned from a young age to be fragile and sensitive to their "mental health".This country wouldn't have a hope of surviving a war because you're all soft.
Swans will go in and blow it all,While our loyal swans are marching,Onwards to debauchery
i like to think if i was ever thrust into a hard situation i would learn quickly to be tough
>Play a game of footy in the afternoon>Coach tells you that you've got two weeks off>Hit up the pubs and get on the piss>Get to the hotel at 3am>Team bus leaves at 8am, not worth going to sleep. Can sleep on the bus and plane>Decide to hire some call girls and do some blow to pass the time>Shit goes down>8am>Coach tells you that you aren't welcome on the team bus / plane and to drive back>It's a 11 hour driveRIP
Thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcuOn4Q2OWY
the driving was to dodge asada waiting at the airport
>>157407884You're projecting generalisations based on simplistic stereotypes with zero evidence
do the strippers just stay up all night hoping someone books themor do they have their phone so loud it wakes them up and they drag themselves out of bed to go to a city hotel at 4am
why don't footy players just fuck and suck each other? its easier and saves money
>>157407907The evidence is depression rates are several orders of magnitude higher today than they ever were in the past. And don't even try to pretend that the media and government don't act like mental health isn't some kind of huge deal.Don't forget all the nonsense about racism. Used to mean nothing calling an abo an abo, but now it's considered one of the most "disgusting" acts man can do, right up there with child abuse. Dipper lost his career for jovially referring to Gavin Wanganeen as an abo while he was singing his praises. Back in the old days where people were harder, words like that didn't completely break people.
bit dog for the afl to plant the nick kygrios story to take the limelight
Reminds your not allowed to make any comment about this whole situation without prefacing it by saying “First and foremost my thoughts are with the victim”
>>157407937also thinking about how the swans aflw players are feeling
>>157407937Who honestly gives a fuck about some stripper? Like sure, don't assault or rape them but really they're scum.
>>157407912they'd have to be awake already if they are scheduled as available, would need at least 2 hours for hair and make up
First and foremost my thoughts are with the pooey undies
>>157407941strippers and prozzies are based you idiot
Also don't forget about that Jason Arday fella. One moment he is one of Cambridge's top alumni, next moment he is accused of plagiarism and telling fibs, and started getting mocked by conservative media. He couldn't handle it so he topped himself, leaving his partner and children behind.Modern day men struggle badly at dealing with difficult situations.
>>157407941thats not fair its not like they are tradies or somethingthey work hard for their money
i wonder if the groups saw any juicy trees on the drive back to sydney and at least floated the idea
2016 was a different time lads...
For example if you wanted to post “whoever finishes 3rd is gonna belt the swans” on r/afl, you have to write “First and foremost my thoughts are with the victim, and obviously football is the least important thing at the moment, but purely from a football perspective it feels like whoever finishes third is gonna belt the swans”
>>157407937but the victim is me -- a Sydney Swans supporter
First and foremost sexwork is REAL WORK
>>157407956>watch 4 min video>congrats now you're a licensed prozzie
>>157407961a 5-man Spudtacular
>>157407967>whoever finishes 3rd is gonna belt the swansthis was the case prior to sunday though?
First and foremost she probably deserved it
>>157407941trvkie
do not like the swans chances of beating their first top 6 side since May 3rd
i dont think i can handle the swasn bashing for the rest of the year
The venn diagram of /afl/ posters (represented with red) and /r9k/ posters (represented with blue) is a single purple circle
>>157407985crispolai like you included yourself also
xont think sydney sweeney is going to be going to swans games anymore
>>157407964So was 2011. Scandals used to be much cooler.
whats r9k?
Heeney and Warner can follow McVeigh to the Dons :)
went to the same high school as jarred mcveigh
Van rouyen will get his suspension dropped to two & be the difference in gf
>>157408017not a bad ideaprobably the only club with fans desperate enough to welcome them with open arms
What is it like to do cocaine?
>>157408023i thought at this point you couldnt get it reduced the only appeal you have is arguing that the tribunal made an error in law
>>157408028No, Collingwood would definitely take them.They're not going to go to Victoria though, it doesn't make sense for them to go move to the state where they got in trouble.
whats it like to stick your finger in a vagina?
>strippers and prozzies are based you idiot
>>157407587>players have a light lap dance>suspensions, disgrace and fall>club has a pedophile ring that the AFL/VFL ignored for decades>silenceOf course the AFL is against players having heterosexual, legal interactions with adult women. It wants you to fuck 10 yr old boys instead.So fucking funny.>Eddie using the media to promote bans on them because that would benefit CollingwoodClassic Eddie.They also have pedo ring at collingwood too I hear.
If you've paid, you can do whatever you want to the ripperIt has no rights
>>157408043like a small mouth without teeth or gums or so i have read
>YesGoyim.jpg
>>157407964>>157408004When was the St. Kilda schoolgirl?
>>157407762He'll be okay in the long run, I'd still trade lives with him, but this has likely cost him millions of dollars, possibly cost him his fiancee and career at the Swans, and definitely cost him his reputation. No advertiser will ever go near him again and no publisher is going to publish another children's book from him.
>>157408043Make some mash potato, let it cool down a bit then jam your finger in and out.
>>157408057how lumpy to make it
>>157408034meth mostly
>>157407602Anyone remember the North Melbourne chicken incident?I cannot believe there are suspensions for this bullshit because some doped up whore wanted money out of this and pretended it wasn't part of the contract implicitly. What's the bet she requested shit too?This is why you don't use legal hookers. They just entrap you.
>>157408048t. Jack the ripper
>>157408054The "St Kilda schoolgirl" refers to Kimberley Duthie, who became the center of a major Australian rules football (AFL) scandal in 2010 and 2011. At 17 years old, she made headlines after claiming she had relationships with St Kilda Football Club players, faked a pregnancy, and leaked compromising photos of players online.
>>157407964WOOFTHEY ARE DOGGIES THROUGH AND THROUGH
>>157407912It's a nighttime profession. On the dregs do daywork.
>>157408059Depends if you want 10/10 Heeny's Mrs pussy or 5/10 stripper pussy.
>>YesGoyim.jpg
>>157408062The St Kilda dwarf immolation was pretty funny too.
>>157408044>thought policing and karen dictating who you fuck (no one, that might breed white people) is basedGood goy.
>>157408062>This is why you don't use legal hookers.nonce
Hence the nickname, Nick "Little Nicky" Riewoldt
>>157408068mrs heeneys pussy might have a few disease issues if mr heeney gets up to no good this often
>>157408082They tend to catfish more than tinder whores.
>>157408023On what grounds would his appeal tomorrow be successful? Dees just desperate because they have no other decent forward. He'll be copping the three.
Let's hear the sins of every football club:>AdelaidePlayer abuse camp>BrisbanePaid premierships by the Youi mafia and nepotism Ashcrofts >CarltonPaper bags and shit coaching>CollingwoodMeth, raycist and nepotism Daicos>EssendonDrugs>FremantleIdk>GeelongCheating salary cap, money laundering, fraud>SunsIdk>GWSIdk>HawthornIdk but definitely a wealthy posh suburb, something's not likeable about em>MelbourneD*mons>North MelbourneDrugs, tattoos, abuse>Port AdelaideFeral fanbase>RichmondDrugs, Indians, abuse>St KildaMental health>SwansAbuse, gay advocates>EaglesIdk>BulldogsDrugs
>>157408090not a lawyer but id argue allir is black and had it coming
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2009-04-09/north-melbourne-players-admit-to-chicken-sex-video/1645772Very offensive of the ABC to be deadnaming Dani Laidley
>>157408077>St Kilda dwarf immolationI don't remember that one, but I'm shocked it was hetero shit at St Kilda, let's be real. It's fucking St Kilda.
>>157408043Like warm apple pie.
>>157408092>>Eagles>IdkAs a long time iggz fan, the fact you don't remember the name Kizon is astonishing.Then again... might be too close to home for me kek. oofLet's just say, I know people.
>>157408036>>157408090Yeah first time I’ve heard a team appealing twice, not looking likely just hopeful
>>157408034that shit makes me talk alot
>>157408095>hetero shit at St Kilda
>>157408062remember gws players got suspended for dressing and up and doing lude skits in a fully private function after a bartender snitched
>>157408107how much would this cost
>>157408107giwtwm
>>157408112Your virginity
>>157408107is your tongue a digit? what about your nose?
>>157408092>HawthornTheir "unsociable football" of the early 2010s was just infringing without getting penalised. Also the rushed behind rules were changed specifically because of them deliberately rushing so many behinds to quell Geelong's attack in the 2008 grand final.
>>157408105Loved that time, they were in the shit constantly and still making GFs.
>>157408092Dogs had all that pedo shit
>>157408106This country is snitch central nowadays but then you see the real shit never acted on and it makes sense why - to distract you and make you not snitch.I personally think we should just get rid of the laws and decide things with guns like the old days. Why fuck around?>but muh legal industry>but muh think tank money>but muh political career paid $4 million dollar mansionsThese people should get REAL jobs instead of complaining that others don't have jobs. You faggots caused that.Has morality improved from this shit?No.It's gotten worse because people become apathetic to it more and more because the legal hazards are everywhere now.
>>157408107>Jungle fever intensifies
>>157408092>FremantleI the early 00s they got several young guns but they all had leg injuries, including Waterhouse from memory. That was a sin. Not having good medical sports science back then.It's a fuckton better now though, hence why they have most of the side whereas equally young sides like WC do not. Wtf WC. Harley on one leg already should not happen.
I just remembered Dr Peter Larkins
Fuck off fagmantle faggot
would it be rude to not offer the party girl a few lines or is it expected
>gay porn stays up in the de facto Aussie general for hours>implying no one reports itInteresting
>>157408147Only way to get her slobbin your knob if she's a bit frigid.
>>157408092early mid 2000s Fred were huge cokefiends. Johnson popped twice iirc. Depends if you believe Yarran too>Eagleslol casual
>>157407833>Maybe that soccer player Adam Johnson from a decade or so ago.QRD?
>>157408099based Teflon John
>>157408148And bestiality too >>157408107
>>157408148if that poster gets banned, he spergs out and spams porn of all kinds, best ignore him and leave him be
>>157408148fuck up reportsperg
>>157408148Why would I ever report a postI'm not a fucking faggot
>>157408148>It's still up so no one must have reported it because the jannies are highly-paid professionals that take their job seriouslyInteresting theory.
>>157408141I didn't say I was pro-freo. sheesh.For my side it was meth. They're still flying high.
>>157408147Yes, and it is worth a hand shandy at the very least. That’s the social contract
>>157408148Because mods never delete shit.Then you get banned later for complaining.Typical gay pedophile groomers.
What games are dead rubber this week and are we watching the swans game on discord?
might go see the anthony bourdain movie tomorrow
I’m drinking Metamucil!
I hope we've all learnt a valuable lessonNever trust women
>>157408181>What games are dead rubber this week6/9
>>157408152What is that illiterate nonsense?
simply dont understand why the players didnt clear the room of drugs before the cops showed up
>>157408190Nice
>>157407599>THE BASTARD TRIED TO TOUCH MY VAGINA!
>>157408152>wereHave you seen Fremantle city lately?90% of it is on coke and meth.I literally avoid it like Gosnells now.
$100 an hour to get your tits out and serve drinks on call at 4am on a monday morning doesnt seem like a fair wageprozzies and strippers need a union
Everyone point and laugh at the fool
>>157408194I can only assume they did not expect the cops to be called. Also makes me think it couldn't be too serious whatever transpired because it doesn't seem they like realised they'd be in trouble. Maybe they're just dumb because even if I hadn't been suspecting the cops when they knocked on the door I would tell them "one moment" and then flush anything I had.
>>157408212a second cute blonde has hit the towers
ISAAC NO
>>157408206They keep all the tips they make.
Need a picture of the stripper who got fingered
>>157408192Shhh a boong is speaking
>>157408164Fuck you faggot
>>157408228How many vaginas you think he’s slipped it in before this?
>>157408216They would have explicitly asked right?So the whore is just an idiot.The law doesn't care about logic though. It will go with the whore.Hence why no one has sex and fertility rates are in decline now. This is by design. Jews don't want white people to fuck. Could breed more white people and it might interfere with their medical data on the population.>they never ask me for consent either
>>157408228>MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. FINGERBANG.
everyones assuming it was her pussy but what if he fingered her bumhole
>>1574082129000 hours
What does a vagina feel like?
>>157408242That's why she went off. He didn't pay the bumhole premium.
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life,Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all rightCause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight,I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!
>>157408244>cuckThis doesn't even sound like that.It sounds like a crossing the line toppies situation. Even female clubs do this with male strippers. Universal. I never understood it, because it just comes off as cheap and tacky to me. Pointless.
>>157408235>They would have explicitly asked right?Probably not for whatever triggered her. If I had to guess Heeney had already tipped this chick a lot throughout the night and whatever he pulled with her he's probably done successfully with dozens of strippers in the past without objection. This chick didn't like it for whatever reason (which is her right) but they probably saw it more as a payment dispute rather than any possibility of sexual abuse charges and threw them all out of their room. Because the chicks were probably high, drunk and pissed off when they passed Sydney staff on their way out they escalated it. >The law doesn't care about logic though. It will go with the whore.Yep.
I need to stop caring
>>157408248A bag of sand.
Do any of you guys eat pussy? Do you enjoy it? Like do you enjoy the taste?
>>157408248Ask your mum
>>157408260sperg
>>157408270It’s the hardest thing to do
>>157408277Yes to all three.
Why would heeney be messing around with whores if he’s engaged to marry? Seems pretty messed up
>>157408260abominable autistthe kind people actively loathe to interact with
>>157408285His fiance is for Brownlow nights not dirty stuff
>>157408092>Port Adelaide>Feral fanbaseWhen players at other clubs get criminal charges for drug dealing or rape, having the only sin be the supporters is pretty acceptable
swans girl you in love?do you need any arms wrapped around you?
>>157408294Warren Tredrea though…
>>157408270I'm the opposite. I need to care more.But it's so boring. Too much effort.It's not depression though. No.>everyone is so depressed in Aus post covid they either stim over dumb details or stop caring full stopIt's like a WWI trench. Problem is, the moment you hit a snag, it's just used against you. In my case my whole life is a pig rolling in shit so it's just always been like this. I heard Kizon started boxing shit to drag his mob out of their apathy and fix themselves in the 00s. Wish it were true.
>>157408092>Port Adelaideyears back sam powell pepper got busted sexting underage girls online. quickly swept under the rug because he’s abo and claimed mennul elf and alcoholism
>>157408277Yes
>>157408277Yes, yes, yes. And yes, I am an NRL customer that loathes AFL and the Sydney Swans.
>>157408270attachment leads to sufferingenlightenment awaits
>>157408277is that you mrs heeney?yes, yes i do
>>157408279Or childhood trauma, it's complicated. People think it's that though until I explain it. Then they stop talking to me because "he scares me". Some people just can't accept some truths about their neighbourhood... or military.
>>157408248fun fact for you virgins. vaginas are ribbed and you can feel the ridges with your fingers
I've seen female swans fans.They're alright.
>>157408319And penises are barbed to scrape the vaginal walls. There are 4 penises and vaginal holes too. We're all Echidnas here right?
>>157408310The scars run too deep
>>157408320Btw, black swans are one of the few species to have two males be no-homo bros with a female and then look after each others eggs and hatchlings. I guess they take turns? Weird.Even real swans are gay.Btw I hope Warner and Cox get sacked and iggz sweep in on that shit kek. Imagine.
>>157408340>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
>>157408205train station end was always shit but the rabble will get moved on once the new cop shop is done to pave the way for real estate price hikes once the port developments happen
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>when he slips a digit in
swasn doing well was the only bright light for me this year, and now its all gone to shit, been wearing my swans scarf to the office almost every day this winter and the last couple days i honestly couldnt bring myself to do it, i walked into the launch room today and people were talking about it but as soon as they saw me they changed the subject and tried to talk to me about something else. feel like utter shit even sitting at 2nd on the ladder i feel like fucking off for annual leave in some asian country for a while and OD on drugs in a hotel room..itll be just like i was partying with swans players..
>>157408365Nah. I think Freo just was so much cleaner in the late 00s and 10s that I forgot that it used to be like this as a kid.This is the Freo I remember. Full of druggos that live in homeswest apartments.But, I will say that they aren't nearly as friendly and way more skitz.Used to be just kinda fucked up but manageable. Now I have to check around me in the car park. That's a new thing. Then again, car parks are so expensive now I barely use them.>$13 a fucking hourInsane.I'm glad North and South Freo avoided this shit. East is getting bad too, not with homeless, with anal parking attendants. Has been for years.
>>157408384XD
>Fred v Bris gf looms nowOh god I just realised.
>>157408373>PaaaarkerWhat is this Shane Parker reference?
>>157408390Nah Curnow is still going to go huge and bring the swannies kicking and screaming to the final
>>157408401Nah man, they're fucking fucked.You can't replace the core of their side overnight.
>>157408390>best team of the year vs best team of the last few yearsWhat's wrong with that?
>>157408034like being Nick Daicos on coke for half an hour
>>157408403Curnow still has a few more gears to kick up too. He just needs a servicable midfield and he'll get the job done.The problem is he's going to go for big air and it's going to massively increase the risk of an injury...
>>157408034
>>157408407>He just needs a servicable midfield and he'll get the job done.Pity Swans won't even have that for the rest of the year.
Last time I was in freo a homeless woman called me ugly
>>157408034Well it's called pony for a reason.
>>157408409corrr imagine shoving this up your arse
>>157408034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6qKSCIoU0
>>157408411I used to get drunk and play guitar with them on nights out.Odd bunch.I doubt that mob are still there. They were like hippy types and probably weren't homeless.
time keeps on slippin’
>>157408416There's a reason why people choose meth instead now kek. You don't get stoned unless you mix other drugs.You get like that when you mix a shit ton of ritalin with a shit tonne of alcohol.Most MDMA is actually just meth in Australia.
Look up "Station to Station - David Bowie" if you want to understand coke. He has no memory of it.
there's this turk on the chaser show who's just babbling shit
>>157408436Which show?Chaz on that political show is ... depressing because I know he's toned everything down. Sigh.
Will Ashcroft's 2nd half of the year has been outrageously good but still flies under the radar. Wouldn't mind chucking a bet on him for top 3 in the Brownlow now that Heeney is ineligible but doesn't seem like anywhere offering place bets currently, just winner and that's a waste of money.
>>157408440Mate, Daicos has to be a surety this year. After 21 rds he was beating 2012 Dane Swan. That's actually insane.
heeney must be feeling that sick feeling in stomach when you wake up and the fog starts clearing after you’ve done something stupid on a bender but like x1000
>>157407706Natural blondes are great, dyed blondes are the ones you have to watch for. They are the ones who make being blonde their personality. Natural blondes tend to avoid the stereotype.
>>157408461Usually you've just pashed the ugly chick from work, not got yourself arrested, fired and lost you Mrs.
>>157408461First Elijah now Isaac. Well even if you have regrets there's nothing you can do.
>>157408467Crisp
>>157408459>Mate, Daicos has to be a surety this year.Exactly why I have no interest in betting on a winner. Daicos has it in the bag and currently no one offering place bets. Ashcroft worth a punt for top 3 if the odds are good.
Damn.Daico is ahead on average disposals by a solid 3 disposals.That's kinda fucked.
Any baldies in the chat?
>>157408482Just as you'd expect from the genius master
Basedcos is gonna get 50 votes this year
Will Daicos break the votes record though?I think that's the only thing of interest this year ay.>>157408484It's called a thread, astro.
>>157408484Yeah mate
>>157408495No, but fuck you.
imagine if daicos got suspended in the last round
Gonna be one hell of a brownlow thread.
>>157408488Normally I'd scoff at this, but this year it's kinda undeniable. He beat several players tagging him in our match. Nearly worked too having that tag because the other players are that ineffective.Wobbles have issues. 1 man team.Normally when that tag happens you see a big loss because others fill the shoes easily. Instead they have Sidebottom and Pendles and they're just cooked man. I don't get the pies with keeping them on. They're just done.
Was Nathan Grima a good player?
>>157408508Ok mr autism
>>157408518Reckon I had you in dreamteam one year.
Shout out to the legends that run AFL tables. They're clearly gettin on or something and I thought they would pull the pin this year. I fell into despair. Thought champion data finally killed them.Love me stats. Simple as.I used to like it when people gave me stats because it made me work harder to get a "higher score". It's dumb but it just werks.
>>157408519Men fear the autism. Not even bots and dead internet theory can stop their shitposting. (I've always assumed this since the 00s actually kek)
>>157408526For me? Wheelo.
>>157408547I used to go to games and literally record stats in them, not just goals/behinds. For about 5mins then get bored or too distracted by the actual fucking football and not stupid numbers. That's when Dad realised I was weird.
>>157408508Sidebottom has an extremely good year last year, which got him a contract extension. He didn't back it up this year and was moved on; hence his retirement.Pendles is a liability but he offsets that with his on field coaching, Still a quality player if the ball is kept inside, can't run for shit though.Obviously not pushing him out of the door to delay the Bucks/Malthouse 2.0 situation that is going to eventually happen given his openly stated coaching aspirations.
>>157408526should have brought back footygrid posting when the site was down. would have EXPOSED the cheaters
>>157408518Yea he was decent when we wasnt injured
time to finger my bum
>>157408584Crispola
Scoops is still making videos with AFLW prospects while Heeney is facing criminal charges.
>>157408584maybe, doesnt mean its time to announce it. so take your stinky fingers elsewhere you grot.
>>157408507Literally only interesting to see who finishes 2nd and 3rd now that Heeney is ineligible. It will be a sickening Nick Daicos wankathon so I'll probably just have a look at the tracker every few rounds.
>>157408563Straight up, they're both too slow and Eagles were literally just letting pendles run around by the end of their first match with the pies this year. We still lost. Daicos is that good.Reidy might break a tackle well and his disposals are getting better and more effective. But I don't think he's close to keeping up with Daicos with running around and doing shit. That is still another level.Getting there though.It's not like Cousins who stood out immediately because he was one of the earliest modern footballers to run around that much. Reidy has that potential, but unlike Cous he has to train up a bit to get there now. Cous was only getting 30 too. Daicos is regularly pushing past 40. Absolute machine.Dane Swan, Gabblet, Bartel and Del Santo were kinda pushing that style of midfielder in the late 00s that is the current standard and all of them took a lot of work to get there. We got lucky with Judd/Cous/Kerr because that just wasn't a thing until then so they were already the peak of the comp.If they were 22+yrs today, they'd probably get well past 40 each too though. From memory they were pushing 40disposals in the late 00s though.
>>157408602what point are you desperately trying and failing to make?
>>157408584Make sure you get affirmative consent first.
>>157408609It's not really fair putting Cornes in that time period against modern players.If he were playing today I'd bet the Cornes would shit over most modern players.2 of the best players I've watched live.
>>157408602Scoops covers AFLW full time now, he couldn't give a fuck about AFLM
>>157408584i do NOT consent!
>>157408398Luke Parker reference but thanks for mentioning old mate Shane
>>157408655>cheap looking printed jumper with ribbed basic collar and cuffs>sewn on badgesjust like every jumper i wore in junior footy
>>157408461>that half second of peace that gets destroyed when reality returnsthe most dire feel
>>157408655>>157408666SOVL
>>157408666Itchy as fuck too.Wore that shit nearly every day for years. Even at school.Weren't allowed to, but I still did. Teachers just gave up because everyone did it. kek
Get yourself an asian misso lads, they wont complain if you feel them up
>>157408655Someone mentioned him weeks ago and I just remembered how much shit he always got.He wasn't average in retrospect, kinda carried Fred for years even.Bit slow. Overachiever.
>>157408688Unless their sister goes missing. Then they might.Where is Thai anon?
>>157408643are the rumours about him true?
>>157408688I'll feel you up, cunt.
>>157408668I just get migraines and they just make me forget anything but the intense migraine.I kinda don't drink as much now.
>None of the five players will be considered for selection in the All-Australian squad this season, with Heeney, Warner and Blakey considered strong chances to be picked in the final team.>They will still be eligible for the 2026 Brownlow Medal.Dildo must be seething he'll have to read out those players names at some point
One time I squatted on an empty bottle of draught in the bath tub.
>>157408643He's actually looking healthy and not like a hospital patient here.He's turned a new leaf.
>>157408695probably in thailand
>>157408699No it’s just bullshit dickhead trolls
>>157408705I don't get why this is costing them the entire finals. Then again, coach is involved so that's kinda fucked. Coxy was the clean player at WC too kek.Turns out he really does have big cox. Bit too big.
>>157408707you need to stop oversharing .
>>157408726He always just looks confused by all this shit, both at WC and now. Like he genuinely doesn't understand getting on the bags and banging strippers.
>>157408715Well according to the IP.Really he's from Pakistan.I'm from Nicaragua personally.
>>157408727Now I have thoughts about what would have happened if the bottle shattered.
hm
Cheers lads
kinda bored
>>157408732I agree but he's not scared of the piss. See him at the cricket in january this year(?)
>>157408732Why are they doing this before finals though?That's the confusing part.Popping the Champaign a bit early.Coxy's family must be confused. I knew Swans were party animals, but I didn't think that also meant the coach. Warner doesn't shock me at all btw. kek
>>157408735viva la sandanistasdeath to hippie poofs
>>157408764>sandanistaswho?Oh wait.Yeah viva the sandniggers.
>>157408759They were celebrating sewing up a top 2 finish and it was meant to probably the last chance they get to party til the end of the season. It was the last consequence free (they thought) road trip.
>nick kygrios on the bags as wellkek
Even one night of partying fuck me up so badly it takes days to start feeling normalReal pea-hearted effort from the swans imo
>>157408779>Has been suspended from the sport he's apparently still playing
I've stretched my arsehole so far it now sounds like a round of applause every time I fart.
chowing down
>>157408743>glassjar.gif
the sydney situation is insane
>>157408789Just made me realise I haven't had a Chiko Roll in about 15 years minimum.
>>157408779>nick kygrios on the bags... like alwaysThis is not news.I thought he even admitted he had a problem at some stage years ago. You're dumb, young and full of dough and people flock to you pushing drugs. It's just that simple and very hard to avoid. All it takes is a drunk night out at a line.They often lace it with shit to make it even more addictive.
>>157408789I know too many people that look like this.
>>157408809Ya but he gotted caughted by the tennis drug people so he is fucked
>>157408801It's bad.But I don't think it's Gardiner and Cuzzy meets Kizon and Metros Perth bad.That was a big "oh no" moment for many fans. Turns out not nearly as bad as 80s bulldogs though, jesus christ wtf vfl. That's just child trafficking. I actually know someone with loose connections to the Perth nightclub mob and even he spat out his drink at that.
What is the charge? Eating out a woman's reproductive organ? A succulent woman's reproductive organ?
>>157408759Locked away top 2, for an interstate side that's often a grand final spot certainty. Idea was likely to celebrate now, as next game is a dead rubber then lock in for finals.
>>157408821>implying medicine shouldn't allow me to do hard yakka till 200This is the problem, you kinda get fucked at 40 let alone 70.But unfortunately the system doesn't like stagnating debts caused by age even if they're healthy at that age. It needs cash flow. So even being over the age of 20 is a problem to this system. It needs more food to eat (and give debt to).
>freshies replying earnestly to my covid-era au/sp/ slop
>>157408750Onya mate, to health
>>157408830Yeah but Cuzzy did stupid shit every night for seasons and even he didn't do shit this dumb.Unless it's a booze bus.kek.I actually respected that btw. That was so funny. Not fun for him at the time of course. But in retrospect kinda funny.I've had mates do that too. Copycat syndrome? In fact it happens often in the news nowadays. If Cuzzy didn't get away with it, how the fuck are you going to? kekAlso that river is full of sharks. Not smart. The pinger goes off all the time.
>>157408842>>157408848Didn’t look at the date did I. If I’m anything, it’s well-meaning
>>157408856All good mate
>>157408842M8, I came here to shitpost.Let me shitpost.Don't complain about it when you've already put mediocre effort into your posts. >also AI reads all of this shit and that's why things are so fucked kek
Oh wait, my mate actually did get away with that river swim. I forgot about that.
late night snack
>>157408869Decent/10
>eating wheatTipGOY
Imagine risking that Colgate sponsorship, yikes. We are about to either see a compete boom or a tail between the legs retreat. I guess we get to wait and see lads. Cheer cheer the red and the white haha Pile money on them to lose I say, North here we go!
>>157408960>not supporting the Hussein regime through buying wheat to defeat Israel and fund Hamas/IsisWhat's funnier is that we were literally fighting a war against Hussein at the time.
Hello fellow kids. Buy my slop. Learn about the double digits…
>>157408989>Little Isaac - Asshole Fever
>>157409008>Asshole FeverThat's literally a website.
>>157408983I just like how 4/5 swans were in the cuck chair watching another fuck a whore and how IRL literal swans have males do essentially the same thing with their female partner.I wonder if they jerk each other off too at the same time.If this didn't cost finals, this would have been just fucking hilarious. But it has cost them finals and potentially the jobs of 5 players, maybe a coach (don't know the details). Honestly up there with Essendon's supplement scandal (which apparently wasn't as illegal as they thought in the end? fucking insane).>>157408989Didn't Garry Lyon also do something stupid once? Like fuck someone's wife or something? I can't remember. He wrote Specky Magee. kek
>>157409008>By Isaac Hiney
>>157409016kek>good tips on how to play at the back end
Remember that time some broad OD'd on smack next to Gary Abblett snr and the cops did fuck all?Good times.
That's right, it was Billy Brownless's wife.Am I tripping or is that same fucker making a comment here?Cmon now, Gaz.
Benny, if you get asked for opinions, don't give it. Just don't.Don't open old scabs.Say>I can't and don't want to comment on this.and just leave it there.
Or just boast and say "not only did I do more drugs every night, but I did it without raping a hooker or being in a cuck chair".For the flex. Ozzy Osbourne style.
kram from spiderbait's real name is mark and kram is mark backwards that's why he's called that
I would love to kill most of you in real life
>>157409014Wow, what a bunch of cucks. They never had a chance. I say pile money on them lose, but the real thing to watch is the fallout, that’s going to be better than any swans game for the rest of the season. That Colgate sponsorship is going to vanish and for a pretty boy who loves luxury it’s going to absolutely mentally destroy him.
>>157409231Yep
By getting unjust bans I am just encouraged to post more extreme off-topic posts and more frequently desu. Anyone else feel this way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s732BigTxZk
Good morning to everyone except trips and tradie hater
*bangs hammer*
Had a terrible dream and can’t sleep now :(
>>157411201dumb tradie banging hammer at 5am doesn't help either does it
>>157411210It's not his fault. He has a lot of jeetpods to build.
>not even 6am and he's already seething about tradiessad
>>157411449It woke him from a sound sleep
>>157411449they really do live in xis head rent free
>>157411210thats your approaching and imminent hangover, mate. even us dickhead hammer-bangers are still scratching our nuts andn looking for fleas on each other like chimpanzees.fuck, forgot me smokes.
>>157411454after the years of him whinging and whining and wanking over us, we've claimed and been awarded squatters rights. rent free? mate, his grey matter is a passive income stream. sorry cunts is absolutely BOILIN an STEAMIN
>>157408047what club had a pedophile ringshit kilda?
>>157408094If you search "The Adventures of Little Boris", the video is still up on YouTube. It's kind of quaint
>>157411937Adam Simpson's finest work in the AFL
>Women on the Internet get an easy one in the sex culture wars after the Pullman incident>Immediately squander it by sympathising with some seppo bitch who strangled her children because she lost a bit of sleepIf you follow their lead you will get kicked out of Eden.
If the rumours circulating about Heeney are true, and I pray they are not, he will never play again.
crazy how if it was a male stripper that heeney fingered, the media would be treating this like a big laughcops would tell him hes free to go, afl might stand him down for one week and women everywhere wouldnt give 2 shits
>>157412285QRD please
>>157412190you're a fucking idiot
>>157412306stripper was on her rag, heeney tried to finger her, she resisted, but he kept going, getting manic screaming stuff like 'UP THE BLOODS' and 'THE BLOODS ARE BACK'. Once Heeney was done he got all the boys arm in arm with her in the middle, they clapped and say 'CHEER CHEER THE RED AND WHITE' (she was wearing white panties). at that point she fucking lost it, screaming, hysterics, property damage, the whole lot.
>>157412372Kek
>>157412299It wouldn't be a "laugh", if the male sex worker didn't consent, then it would be considered sexual assault.Why are you and others trying to minimise this conduct
can't believe dougal howard retired fella has had one of the most unlucky careers of all time gma
>>157412412Never consented for you to reply to this, champ
Sportsbet are paying $28 for Swans to win the grand final, up from $8
>>157412417One of the most unlucky names too
>>157412412>Wouldn't be a laughYeah it would
Good morning alf
>>157412372When Dean called her his little blood-stained angel she really lost her rag
morning sunshinesbig game tonight
>>157412417Crazy that port traded him when he was starting to find formAll because Ken wanted him to play as a forward and he wanted to stay as a defender and when Ken said he needs to play where asked he said then he wants to go. Had that not happened he would have solidified ports defence. That being said looking into it now Port got pick 10 from it which was spent on Bergman and the massive hole in defence forced port to get Aliir a year later. So I guess in this situation it kind of evened out.
First and foremost, our thoughts are obviously with the woman at the centre of this terrible mess.Second and foremost, it just seems inappropriate to play football this weekend. Should we call the round off and encourage people to have meaningful conversations or introspection instead?
>he grabbed a strippers tits who was grinding on his dick at 4am after drinking all nightNo woman is safe until all women are safe
>>157412723this is everything
how did he even get his fingers in her pussy if she was wearing clothes?
>>157412793There's a lot in this story that doesn't add upIt will fall apart if it ever gets before court
his iggs are a massive chance of an upset this weekend desu
>>157412598No it wouldn't >>157412741Did she consent to her breasts being grabbed by him? If she didn't consent, then its assault, none of what you described is consent
>>157412927She's a fucking stripper you idiot! A whore!!
https://youtu.be/LLk3BTJ372M‘chabin bla x
>>157412955>calls me an idiot when he doesn't understand basic consentBeing a sex worker doesn't grant consent in of itself. Why is that so hard for you to understand?
>>157412958
>>157412955Completely irrelevant. From a legal perspective too it's irrelevant. Even if shes naked she reserves the right to consent to who touches her or not.
>>157412978She took payment she needs to give the service. Otherwise she'd be the one commiting crimes under trade practices laws
>>157412981https://youtu.be/1LQF8npb65ox
Legalising """sex work""" was a huge mis-stepThere is a reason why people that sell their bodies -- literally the lowest of the low -- have been rightfully regarded as filthy, unworthy of any basic respect for all of human historyIf you don't respect yourself, you cannot expect respect from others
Crazy how a simple statement like "I do not respect whores" whips up a frenzy these daysThe world has gone mad
>>157413007*adds to queue*
>>157413042https://youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg+
>>157413000Her services did not include being finger banged. The footy players are used to women telling them "no" and figured they could get away with it
>Whore: I'm a strong, empowered woman. I love my work>Whore meets an alpha chad with a magacock: Nooooo, not like that. ReeeeeeEEEEEEEEERRRR
Jury nullification for Isaac's trialJustice for Heeney
>>157413019Sex work is still technically illegal in South Australia and touching strippers is also illegal as if you touch a women you're paying to get naked, it's then considered prostitution.
Thoughbeit, do you reckon she was hot? Or clapped out plastic+tatted grimness that is 95% of rippers?
>>157413052my sonos control got vetoed kekapparently too hectic for the am
>>157413082I'm going to guess at least 1 tattoo If shes a white woman under 40 there's like an 80% chance she has one.
>>157413102kekkKoopstry this one fella xhttps://youtu.be/hi8ryzFqrAE
>tattoos are le bed because.....uhhhhh....DA BIBLE!grim insular alf incels deserve the misery they inflict on their own psyche
>>157407632She looks like a stripper herself. Also most if not all strippers have tattoos.
>>157413143>You don't get to fuck worthless crazy trash you're so seething right now
>>157413000>>157413057Unless she consented then it was assault, regardless of whatever was agreed to for payment.
>>157413143I think they look trashy and low class. Nothing to do with the bible
Consent is a grim concept, in some cases downright dangerous
>>157413143Nothing to do with the bible you lower class dogKeep wallowing in your own cultural filth
>>157413171meff >>157413179>low classglass houses hero
I could really go some iSnack 2.0 right about now
>>157413203too early for me to be laughing this hard
I know the bloke who won the competition to name is back 2.0He got bullied mercilessly and still seethes about it if you bring it up today
>>157413180Agreed women should belong to whoever is the strongest male in the room at any given time
>>157413235This would actually solve most modern social problems An idea worth looking into
retarded faggot swasnsooks in here really saying "consent is a grim concept" need a serious reality check (and not the fat tripfaggot kind).
>>157413134
Lezzer groomers from the AFLW screeching about moral righteousness in this situation is a bit rich
>>157413250Keep simping loser
>>157413254https://youtu.be/HHtLQ_7yqpA+
>>157413262not simping you worthless sook fuckwit, consent benefits blokes just as much as women and only a completely detached loser like yourself (fitting you go for the terminal loser club shitney) cannot grasp that. i'm glad i live in a society where rape isn't common and i don't need to worry about some poof trying to root me on a night out.
>>157413294this sleepygirls slaps cheers
I'm a sex volunteer myself
>>157413302The problem is faggots and some how you've come up with an answer of consent??You are beyond help
>>157413214Yummy
>lets do a ton of drugs and rape a hooker because we beat the worst team of the year!!!this attitude is why shitney have been humilitated in every grand final they've played in over the past ten years
>>157413307look up the continuous mix for it fella x
>>157413323you are genuinely retardedlike a woman who thinks men are the problem when rapes occur
are strippers on call like a firefighter or what? like what are they doing before 4am before they get booked? where are they gathered before getting the call
>>157413345That's what the poles are for
do you reckon heeney was getting handsy and it was all fine and then lizard started and they freaked out
>>157413256I know a woman whose daughter plays women's footy at state level and apparently the relationship drama is non stop. There have been multiple instances where girls have a partner who play for an opposing team and leak secrets about line ups and game day tactics. Also if two team mates on the same team are in a relationship and then break up it can cause serious team cohesion issues. I believe this happened in their team last year and caused a big rift. And some attempted grooming of younger girls is confirmed but you just have to be firm and say no to them and apparently it's all good.
>>157413373Haha yeah I reckon
i feel so bad for the swans and heeney..........NOT.HAHAHAH GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
she works hard for the moneyso hard for the moneyshe works hard for the money so you'd better treat her right
>Sources claim she may have been locked out of the room, possibly naked, and was protesting that she had been violated, the Herald Sun reported.>It's understood she approached a Swans official in the lobby and made a complaint, asking to retrieve her clothes from the room on a level that had been booked out by the club.THEY BOOTED HER FROM THE ROOM NAKED??
Tom Morris has suggested that West Coast might make a play for Chad Warner.Tom confirmed reading /afl/ where I suggested this a couple of days ago
>>157413491put me in the screencap iykwim haha
>>157413522Can you just kill yourself already, pedo? Nobody will miss you.
>>157413381don't worry lesbians make me firm iykwim haha
>>157412991Cosent can be expressed by conduct, like being naked and gyrating your arse up and down on someone's cock.>but the rules of the lap dance prohibit touching with your hands, only the woman can touch youOkay, so a simple misunderstanding as what touches are consented and what touches are not?
>Can you just kill yourself already, pedo? Nobody will miss you.
>>157413547There is a very clear distinction between getting a bit handy and literally trying to finger a girl, brainlet.
>>157413569in the eyes of my cock, no theres not
>>157413569The alleged offence is sexual touching, not penetration, by fingers or anything else.
>>157413469is locking a naked woman out of your room a crime, officer?
>>157413619>>157413619>>157413619
>>157413596They'd have to put an ad in the newspaper to allow her to claim her clothing before selling or disposing of it at least.
>>157409087Billy and his wife were separated. Fair game. Garry chose love over friendship, sometimes you gotta do it. For the puss.
