Mariner: >>157405438
>>157410393las Oropendulas
you're telling me this is the game the Sox take in the series? where some dumpster arm comes in and completely shuts down the Cubes for 6?
>>157411754Probably should have won the first game but the umps low key fucked them.
The final nail in the cubgers coffin
this is now the thread
stupida fucking thread
Chicago is East Coast Coded.
Os
>>157412505It's just a better NYC in almost every way
>>157412477baseball fans are hipsters and/or minorities and mariners fans are extra raped from the hawks just winning the superbowl (an event which mogs the shit out of the world series)
>>157412508This 100%
>memeiners
>>157412526kek chicongo has blocks which rival literal fucking warzones in murder rateNYC somehow went from a murderfest to one of the safest cities in america. this is not an argument you can make, chicago is worse than NYC in basically every wayLondon is the "better NYC"
Gayriners KEK
we're all over here watching actually decent baseball >>157409870>>157409870>>157409870
>>157412543London is an islamic state lil sis, take it to >>>/int/
>>157412545kek PNWsissiesthey dared get uppity and call themselves cascadiai hope they all get nuked by china and die slowly and painfully from radiation poisoning KEK!
>>157412543I lived in both. Chicago's just better. NYC is a dumpster>Londonkek
>>157410393I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>157412568>mexicans seethe about NYC because puero ricans run itkek imagine being a flyover mexican, you don't even have the good weather of calipacos, texaspacos or floridapacos and you can't even larp that it's "your land" like they do
>>157412475>pca sprints to make up for shit positioning and does a flashy play on a 80% catch out opportunityMVPETE heh...>ohtranny pitches for a month with a sub 2.0 era while hitting the same as poo cock assdodgers are resdit but it's retarded that the accepted advance stat now is war. it's literally the pitcher wins of the current era.>b-but my frv+- differential sierra heckinpoop+/-!!!don't care
>what if we had mexico but also black people??bravo CHIcongo!
>>157412533>baseball fans are hipsters and/or minoritiesI wish but it's the opposite in my city of 1M-plus. Never had an MLB team (like Denver before they got the Rockies) and we only have 3 baseball bars. Only people there are basically your stereotypical boomers. For hipster and minorities we have two good parts of town for that, neither of which has a baseball bar. 8n every other part of town, if you want hipster and minorities just go to your nearest service industry dive bars. Nobody watches baseball at any of them
>>157412582>texas>florida>good weathero i am laffin
I love the game but Ive never fell in love with a team, liked the Marlins and the Cards because of Renteria but now they are a big meh.Might just jump into the Dodgers bandwagon.
>>157412582>mexicans>puerto ricansKek what the fuck? Is being white a foreign concept to you?
shit thread
>>157412543They both suck but you realize NYC is not just Manhattan right?
>AL Waste
>>157412605consider mariners
>>157412605don't get invested in teams and just watch whatever game the genny is talking about
I just took a giant diarrhea dump
>>157412611dont reply to chikaner
>>157412620Too many jews and browns.
It's O time
>>157412643what color
>>157412637Too whitish for me, should have a considerable large latino fan base or history
>>157412658Brown
>>157412595This is nuts
>>157412605pick a team or fuck off!
>>157412658wasn't this an episode of malcolm in the middle?
>>157412643Kenley Jansen, get off the mound
>>157412639Thats what Ive always done but should be fun being fan of a winning team or at least with a management that wants to win rings instead of trading key players every single time
>>157412656hell yeah, brother *pinches her nose*
Time for the jays n rays and saying no to gays.
>>157412671Dont be rude. Whats your team and why ?
>>157412689no effing way...
>>157412701cleveland. picked because they have an aussie
>>157412548Can the Tacoma players play in place of the Mariners?
>>157412701he just spams the genny with gay porn
>>157412687>with a management that wants to win rings instead of trading key players every single timebravesphilliesmetscubscardinalsdodgersgiantspadresdiamondbacksyankeesred soxblue jaysastrosrangersyou can pretty much avoid the entire AL central and absolutely do not pick the mariners or angels
>>157412733thats not me
>>157412689what the FUCK
>>157412740>diamondbacksif they did nothing but pick up nootbaar at the deadline and end up missing the playoffs you can very safely remove them from this list
big boi basallo is back and hes playing first base.
Crosstown Classic 2026:3 wins for each team2 blowouts, 3 walk-offs, and a shutout1-1 blowouts2-1 walk-offs Cubs 1-0 shutout White Sox White Sox actually outscored the Cubs 33-32 across the 6 gamesCubs win the trophy because the rules state the defending cupholder gets to retain the cup in the event of a series draw (3-3)
RIP Tommy John and Bill Rasmussen.
>>157412689it's not FUCKING FUNNY
what time does the gaping start?
this boston team is all show
>>157412689piece of shit
>>157412775M's play in an hour
>>157412762>Cubs win the trophy because the rules state the defending cupholder gets to retain the cup in the event of a series draw (3-3)Gay
>>157412595>2013That was 13 years ago. Don't you have anything more recent?
>roll call in baltimoreO's fans are cucked
LETS GO RAYS
>>157412805yeah man the numbers have gotten so much better in the last thirteen years, your right he's probably being disingenuous totally man
>>157412752just wear it. you're fated to lose that pr battle with a certain kind of poster.
LET'S FUCKING GO ORIOLES
>>157411770>low key>low
>>157412762fucking lame.
>chase burns against shitty liberatore
>>1574128052013 was 23 years ago dumb frogpostershitcongo education at its finest
>>157412821its a good laughthe girlies in /mlb/ do get quite uppity when its posted
>>157411754The White Sox dominated innings 2-8 in the first two games. Very easily could've won the season series 5-1.
>>157412762it's also a nice stand in for cubs fans dragon dildos
>Sanchez
>>157412799>CubsGayftfy
>>157412844ngl. it rustled my jimmies once, but I was in a foul mood to begin with.
>>157412601>won't name the citynever happened, pure /mlb/ wish fulfillment larp.
>>157412840Chase Burns is "one of the good ones"
>>157412762>Cubs win the trophy because the rules state the defending cupholder gets to retain the cup in the event of a series draw (3-3)Seriously? What is that shit Chiraqfags?
this fat boy pitcher on the giants is completely out of breath after 8 pitches
marlins guy spotted at camden yards
when will mlb step in and do something about this piece of shit rays stadium
>>157412845very well should have even if the umps didn't get paid off>>157412825
Hey Rays, fix your garbage "stadium"
why are the umpires in the phillies marlins series so shit?
>>157412892Fix your garbage flag
but of course sanchez being a retard in the field yet again burns us, fuck this ballpark man
>>157412870>Chiraqfagskek it do be like that
>>157412882they're literally building a new stadiumhttps://newballpark.raysbaseball.com/
>>157412899bodied that freak
Lol nice play stanks
BASED
STANKEEDOO 'EM!
>>157412877it's the most strenuous position in the game by far
>>157412903Sanchez is a dh
The gloryholes got us there, I'll admit.
Its the fucking Orioles for crying out loud
NEED A WEBM OF THAT STANK
Why is this chicongo fanatic so insecure about xir specific geo region
cum shitter kek!
>>157412899Good morning saar
I came for the baseball and stayed for the gay porn
>it was "THE SURGE IS HERE">it was "Who's ready for [insert pitcher name here]'s perfect game?"Jankeeschizo in shambles
Can we leave Mr. Shitter alone? For all we know he's a nice person
>>157412934Ha, gay
>>157412934>coming before the porn
>>157412906>first 4 renders are for non-baseball events in the stadiumI dont have a good feeling about this raysbros...
Nice steal Os
>>157412949and the baseball renders are them gaping the cubs so hard, God decided to smite Florida
>>157412964kek scrubbies
>>157412924It's the Malört talking. They're nice people otherwise.
Alysa has never actually worn an Orioles hat in her life
>>157412964>could've picked any division rival>let the Cubs live rent free in your head insteadsoulless franchise
>>157412956*sniff*
>>157412993she has an Os tramp stamp thoughever
Alysa doesn't even have a baltimore oriole as a pet.
>>157412942After we win 28 (which will be soon), your bum ass will be deported.>venezolANO
>>157412993she wears one when we do the deed
>>157412964kek raped and gaped flyover cubes
Yankees lead
>Unc intentionally walking a runner to increase the drama
>>157412845yes, but at the end of the day they didn'tblame Brazoban and Venable for letting Smith pitch to PCA
nice of the reds to employ a high functioning retarded person to work the sound board
>>157412942can't believe one chad wearing a yankees cap can mindbreak a thirdie this hard
>>157412924Take a guessGive you a hint to get you started Look up this image in the archives>>157412595
>>157413005This has been fact checked and confirmed as true
Do not reply to chikaner
Stankees are cheating again. Somebody stop the NYIT guy now!
>>157412586>>ohtranny pitches for a month with a sub 2.0 era while hittingexactly, a month and then 0 defense for 6 months>same hittinghe hit sub .250 while starting, only hit 3 home runs in the 14 games, OPS of .850, and struck out 10 times in his 35 plate appearanceshis only outing as a "two way player" or note was June 3 when he went 6 shutout innings and hit 3 singles (0 RBIs) in 4 plate appearances. After which he started giving up 4 runs every start and literally went 0-10 at the plate. There's a reason they pulled him from the starting rotation and sought out scooby>dodgers are resditI can't tell you're a doyerpaco based on the fact that you used their proper name, you should be banned from discussions regarding MVP.pls Matt Olson is the actual MVP>when he hits 1.000 OPS or better the team wins>when he hits .600 OPS or lower the team losesbraves have never lost a game when he has hit a home run
>>157413054This frumpy skank is awakening something primal in me
>>157412843>1990 was 20 years ago was 30 years agofeels bad man
RyMac eating shit today.
do not reply to astro miguel
>>157413071>nyitAt least use an actual elite university from New York
jackson jobe, and kenley jansen. new hotness, old and busted
Which one is astro miguel so I can reply to him
>>157413085Send his bum loser ass back to Colorado
Lowered my LDL cholesterol with diet and exercise today. Porked the missus before she went on the rag. It's baseball time.
>astro miguelhaven't heard that name in years. rags eliminating pooston in 2023 made him disappear from this earth.
>score 10 runs last night>get no-hit tonightwould be pottery
>extra sulrpings
>>157412914hes been pulled after 2 innings lol
>>157413113*pulled after 2 innings with only 1 hit given up
Forever 811
>>157413073>dodgers are resdit
>>157413101Funny thing is, it was said that he'd adjust to hitting outside of Coors and he managed to get even worse.
>>157413078You WILL support US figure skating You WILL have a quirky chungus zoomer gfYou WILL marry her You WILL have racoon haired children You WILL be happy
Based sneks
always reply to astromiguel
When did a hurrican hit the rays stadium?
doyers are reddit tho. Sorry sis
>>157413136
>>157413144*resdit, cleetus
>>157413138when your mom let one rip after I shagged her tee hee hoo hoo ha ha
>doyers will be force sold to a VC jeetkek hopefully ohtani ends up in NY
lmao boston really?
Redsuxbros.. What went wrong
Resdit bros, our response?
RICE'D
>>157413073future hofer ohtani utterly mogs flash in the pan one decent season pcGay
bad time to be an LA sports fan
>>157413155they'll be sold to a Mormon Private Equity and move to SLC
This guy is a Moron!
bassitts washed bench this nigga
RICED
Is this gonna be another scripted meme walkoff?
Doyers are getting relocated to San Antonio
>>157413186For the Orioles? No.
Glad bASSitt is a good clubhouse guy because he sucks on the mound
Okay but statistically speaking there's no way the Mariners would allow 22 runs again. So it's on the up and up and tonight will be good.
>>157413191Imagine all the Ohtani Wemby promotions they could do!
>>157413194He sucks a lot better behind closed doors
THE UTAH DODGERS
>>157413181Sorry :(
>>157413186Yes Rutch needs his time to shine
Honolulu Dodgers
>>157413211I dress like this
>Dodgers move to Utah/San Antonio>Angels move to Dodger Stadium so they can avoid having to be forced to call themselves "Anaheim Angels" again
>>157413211I mean who else would they root for, Utah has no team
The Mumbai Dodgers
AHHHHH FUCK YOU BASSITT
>>157413218>I mean
BaSHIT kek
>>157413225I look like that
boston not doing shit in playoffsheres your regular season crown
The Bombay Dajars
DA REKKIN KRU
>>157413234That lineup has sure wrecked my liver this year
You may not it but this is what peak male performance looks like.
>>157413221Why isn't anyone helping that reporter?
>>157413259Journalists are scum
>>157413259who in their right mind would willingly risk their life like that?
>>157413217Angels fans would get a view of real hills instead of painted styrofoam rocks
>>157413253>That short little fat kid in highschool who just had heart
>>157413253>You may not it
>Yea, I did it my way
>Relocates the Padres in 2032
MY NIGGA ALONSO DOES IT AGAIN
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
This is the Mets' fault for some reason.
>>157413276this is the new doggiedoo cope since they are now way more at risk due to Walter's debts kek
berds take a lead
>>157413278your fandom already sounds more authentic than half the shitters that post here
>>157413287that's because I don't have anything else going on in my sad nigger life
>>157413211Tranimesisters are we really losing our club??
Yankee games are a lot more comfy without the schizo here. The ai tranime poster is alright
>I mean
>>157413285Why the fuck would the Dodgers relocate? The Padres are financially fucked by staying in San Diego.
>>157413295no one else here really does either. the point is, it's nice to see a new fan starting to enjoy the game as opposed to the summerfag "lifelongs" that come in here and just start flapping their gums.
>>157413287Yea he's been a great shitposting addition. Uruguay and Alysa Liu are the faces of the Os in this genny
>>157413285kek doyerdoos get shook fast
FUCK
>>157413315Walter is financially fucked and desperate to sell his assets. Some owner in Utah/San Antonia/Nashville could easily swoop in and take the team
holy FUCK jesus sanchez is trash
clearly hit basallo. boone should be ejected for challenging that.
May is dealing
KWAB
Do not reply to doyerpacos
>>157413321>no one else here really does either.this is a genny of intellectuals and professionals
>>157413332these swamp brained fever dream posts are great. keep 'em coming.
>SANCHEZholy shit >scherzer madhe should be but he's also been shit as well, sportsnet glazing him as unlucky but nah he aint got it
>blue gays
I think everyone should be allowed to reply to whomever they want. We're all friends here
Does Davis Schneider make that catch? Why the fuck is he in the minors again over this bum?
back to regular scheduled programming @ trop field lolz
Very nice
>>157413346it's already been reported he's been trying to do things like end the TV deal the Dodgers have in exchange for cash to pay off his loans. If you think he's not rushing to strip the team down and sell it for a quick fix, you're delusional
>mfw doyers get force sold to Chamath Palihapitiya and moved to Vancouver
Are you guys watching Pedoswing on ESPN?
BUNT THAT CUNT
>>157413357>he's been trying to do things like end the TV dealwho said that
>>157413363He's 17.99999999 years old you sick freak!!
>>157413357you don't post any credible sources. you stitch together little bits of information here and there and come up with your own reality. it makes for great amusement.
>>157413321I'm honestly enjoying this way more than I ever thought I would; I actually look forward to watching the Orioles play every time. My only regret so far in not getting into baseball sooner.
HEY DIPSHIT, GET OFF THE FIELD
>>157413367>Mark Walter has been looking for cash to fund billions of dollars in loans for months, and he isn't just trying to sell his sports assets.>According to @Ourand_Puck, Mark Walter engaged Charter Communications to see whether the company wanted to exit its local TV deals for the Lakers and Dodgers several years early in exchange for a lump-sum payment, but those talks went nowhere.he's looking wherever possible he can strip his assets and get some money back
someone tried to give me a 3 day vacation for my good morning post today joyless lil fucker
Will Ohtani stick aroind after the inevitable sale?
Holy fuck kek
>>157413363Players look 16+, idk but it kinda takes the spectacle out of it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
>>157413389He's a Yank. Just a matter of time. Walter selling will be the perfect opportunity.
do NOT ask google what doyerpaco means
The blue jays were in the world series :)
Given this scandal, will the name "Dodgers" actually survive? I am very worried that the team might be renamed—perhaps to the "Dragons"—or absorbed by the Angels and cease to exist altogether.
JUSTin Gay
How the fuck do you let a team bunt on you?
Ohtani is aging and both his hitting and pitching skills are diminishing rapidly. I wouldn’t be surprised if the doyers owners have fabricated this whole controversy to eject Walter and void Ohtani’s contract so they don’t have to pay $70m per year for a mediocre DH
>>157413411They'll become the Los Angeles Ham Fighters
>>157413387that almost always happens here
Scherzer is gonna have a word with Sanchez in the tunnel over that inning, only one of them might be walking out of it
link 3 my old friend
The real question is who wants to buy a fading club financed by loan fraud and still on the hook to pay Kyle Tucker $60m a year.
The rays are so fucking overrated and I am tired of this Mickey Mouse franchise existing
>>157413352>We're all friends heresource?
scherzer has declared TND-jeff passan
>>157413431I'll buy them
Total Sewers meltdown
Rays win the World Series Checkem
>>157413432Florida has a big population, on paper the Marlins and Rays should be doing well in attendance, fucking fairweather floridapacos
they simply CANNOT stop thinking about the dodgers kek
>>157413411>scandalIt's just some creative accounting that the feds don't like. The people calling it Madoff tier are legit brain dead. It will be fine.
>>157413434>SourceMe
>>157413431Wouldn't be surprising if the Dodgers try and offload some of these contracts in the offseason even if they threepeat or not. The question is, are there even any teams that would bother taking them? Maybe the Red Sox might take Mookie back as some excuse to let him retire as one, but like is that even worth it?
>>157413440>off by fouroof madone
>brewgods out of challenges in the first inning>smart teams like the brewers
doyerpacos are afraid lol
may is dealing
>>157413380I find that genuinely nice to hear. It's cool to vicariously experience the enthusiasm that comes with discovering something new from someone who isn't a child. it helps remind me why I've never been able to manage to not think about or watch the game for very long.
Plot twist: the dodgers are actually the team pushing hardest for a cap so the league can bail them out of their dogshit contracts before their players start getting old
>>157413446The red sox are cheap as fuck they aren't gonna want to deal with any of those contracts
>>157413444checked
>>157413444I'm so relieved; I trust only you
Kill yankees. Behead yankees. Roundhouse kick a yankee into the concrete. Slam dunk a yankee baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy yankees. Defecate in a yankee's food. Launch yankees into the sun. Stir fry yankees in a wok. Toss yankees into active volcanoes. Urinate into a yankee's gas tank. Judo throw yankees into a wood chipper. Twist yankees' heads off. Report yankees to the IRS. Karate chop yankees in half. Curb stomp pregnant black yankees. Trap yankees in quicksand. Crush yankees in the trash compactor. Liquefy yankees in a vat of acid. Eat yankees. Dissect yankees. Exterminate yankees in the gas chamber. Stomp yankees skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate yankees in the oven. Lobotomize yankees. Mandatory abortions for yankees. Grind yankees fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown yankees in fried chicken grease. Vaporize yankees with a ray gun. Kick old yankees down the stairs. Feed yankees to alligators. Slice yankees with a katana.
>>157413196putting it to the test huh
>>157413380same buddy this is my first season toobaseball is cool
>>157413444>Dodgers owner already sold the Lakers and Chelsea>he thinks the Dodgers aren't next
>>157413238hang the banner! kek
>>157413444why'd walter panic sell the lakers then
oh the guy they traded for Gausman is hurt now btw
>>157413473yoy just started watching
>>157413380youre going to love the playoffsthe games are very exciting when their seasons are on the linet. resident oldfag
The mariners are back with a vengeanceYou thought you could just humiliate us like that and not face any consequences?I hope you faggots are ready to get gaped the rest of the year
>>157413478His loans came due. The illegal loans. Kek
>>157413473Based newfriend learning quickly
Mariners need at least 18 more runs for this lead to feel safe
Check em
>>157413473Finally. Someone who is on our side.
>>157413473>>157413514all your hispanic culture comes from puerto rico, is that why you seethe about NYC?
CUMBACK
>>157413478he flipped them for 2.5 billion more than he paid for them. all these ultra wealthy pricks finances are like a shell game of revolving assets. anyone else getting investigated would have to do the same kind of shit. Earlier this month Capital One closed almost 400 Trump owned accounts because of suspicions that money laundering was going on. None of us will ever know why some people get investigated while others don't.
holy shit suddenly comeback mode
PHILLIES LEGEND, KYLE "THE SWIMMER" SCHWARBER
>sasaki at coors fieldpredict the final line
we got a ballgame on boys
Headed down the stretchWest CoastDodgers (#1 NL West)Top 5 hittingTop 5 OBPTop 5 RBITop 5 runsTop 6 ERA Top 6 throwing SOs #1 OBATop 5 Fielding Eastern USBrewers (#1 AL Central)Top 5 hittingTop 5 OBPTop 5 RBITop 5 runsTop 5 SBsTop 5 ERA Top 5 throwing SOs #2 OBACubs (#2 AL Central)Top 5 OBPTop 5 RBITop 6 HRsTop 5 runs#1 FieldingPittsburgh (#4 AL Central)Top 5 hittingTop 5 OBPTop 5 RBITop 5 runsSouthern USRays (#1 AL East)Top 5 hitting Top 5 OBPTop 5 SBsTop 8 ERA#7 OBA (.233)
FUCK sanchez, need to leave his ass in florida
>B-BUT TRUMP!!kek classic nervous doyerdoo cope
>>157413473based...BASED
>>157413553>Brewers (#1 AL Central)You mean AL West grandpa?
>>157413535>h-he made a profit, w-we came out aheadholy LApaco cope kek
>>157413556his life purpose was to be one of those happy africa dancers in music videos, not baseball
>>157413548Send them all back
>>157413172>doyerposting continuescringe
>>157413380do veneco migrants in Uruguay play baseball?
Libby is dealing
don't reply to astromiguel
>>157413548>>157413572>seething about WMLF schwarberkekaroo
>>157413565It was an answer to a direct question, mouth breather. The world would be a better place without the ultra-elite but the petty- and small-minded people like you will always ensure that they stay in place.
Will the Brewers go easy on the Mariners today? Feels like it.
>>157413589Based "you get what you deserve" anon
>>157413104>casuals really think this way
>batman injuredthere goes our wild card chances
reply to astromiguelsay nice things to astromiguelengage astromiguel in stimulating discussionask astromiguel interesting questionswrite fan mail to astromiguelcall astromiguel on the phone while twirling the phone cord with your pointer fingerfax astromiguelemail astromiguelsend Christmas cards to astromiguel
how long until disney buys the doyers?
>>157413612
singletrout
>>157413608doubt he is the only reason
>WM
is there a more sovlless stadium than the trashcan?
>>157413104you're thinking of houspie
>>157413580I found this https://www.instagram.com/montevideobeisbolclub/?hl=enBut apparently they only played softball, and they haven't uploaded any new pics in over a year. There's also a facebook page, but it's abandoned since 2021. Also, a Cuban immigrant neighbor who has been living here for like 30 years and who has a son born here used to take him to a nearby park and they would practice batting and suff.
Off to go stalk the love of my life
>>157413660whats his name?
>>157413638globe life is worse.
>>157413660recker filed a restraining order on you
As a Cubs girl I want to be stalked
Gingers aren't people. Get this fucking freak off of our rotation.
JOSHUA BAEZ GOT HIS FIRST SINGLE
>>157413665Both Texas stadiums are pretty dull, baseball doesn't belong in Texas
why was booser so pissed haha
>>157413638have you see the doyer stadium with the fake hills to mask the parking lots? they apparently have 15 lots
>>157413679I like the Astros stadium
>>157413672DM?
MCADOO EM
>>157413684>have you seeESL
>>157413679minute maid is pretty unique
>>157413687it lost it's soul when they got rid of that hill
>concoct an illegal endless money scheme to sign every big player >”everyone can do what the dodgers are doing”How long until peff is fired
>another injurythis team is cursed
>Smith deadgod dammit ANOTHER ONE
memeiners getting their revenge
God hates both Milwaukee and Seattle. The question is, who does he like?
We love to kill ourselves.
>>157413708you're thinking of Enron Field
Yesterday: Mariners win 22-0Today: Mariners blow a 22-0 lead and lose 23-22
>>157413720Los Angeles
>Clement is sick>supposed to be an off day for Springer>2 injuries demolish the benchwhat a clown show of a game this is
drake from drake and josh looking ass nigga tweaked his ankle off of air
>>157413720dodgers
>>157413724>>157413729>the most satanic place in the USokay
Alright about to order this one because I need more veggies. Everything look good?
TURN ON THE MOUSTACHE SIGNAL WE NEED THE BABE
>>157413728how old are you, boomer?
>>157413733You should eat a salad. Pizza is bad for you
>>157413733everything but the yucky olives
Its the Florida weather, jays cant handle it
>>157413739Mind your own business twink
>>157413733I don’t like toppings on my pizza usually
>>157413733i miss when costco sold theirs. every fucking pizza place charges $30 for a large deluxe
>>157413749Sorry
>>157413733That looks really good.
>>157413755now that's what I call thick crust
>>157413755im jamaican and i love this
>>157413755sounds like you're more of a bottoms kind of guy
>>157413755recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>157413755I look like that
>>157413755How much do I need to squat for this kind of ass?
MARINERS BLOW OUT!
15 more runs until we can safely say the Mariners win this game
Tempted to smash the +1200 in-game moneyline on the brewers
>>157413733too many toppings
>>157413755what causes this? Too much yeast?
>>157413796Daddy issues
>>157413763costco still sells pizza
>>157413660I did that when I was 15. I got drunk with some friends one night and went over to her house when everyone else passed out. There was one light on upstairs, and I was convinced it was her. The front door was unlocked, and I started walking up to stairs with a plan to tell her how I felt. Thank the Gods I came to my senses and turned around and left the house after I got to the top of the stairs.
>>157413796Too much air, dough didnt set right and wasnt pressed enough.
>phillies win>genny gets extra seethykekmests got cucked extra hard this year :)
now it's 17 more runs until we can safely say the mariners win this one
>>157413830her dadza was going to shoot you where you stood if you entered the wrong room
I like having sex with men
>>157413839
>>157413796jewish controlled media
>>157413729>>157413724>sets the state on fire every summer?
>>157413851terrifying what goes on in the minds of teenagers
>>157413856Chop on, brutha!
cam on mayo monkey hit a dinger
>>157413856I could take it or leave it
ITFDB
>>157413868>no jake burger
NCDP
who da fuck is paul sewald
>>157413878>burger>sandwichpick one
>>157413856Do you have relations with women and sex with men
>>157413865works of the devil
>>157413883idk but he got an out so if he keeps doing that he can continue to exist
>>157413886half of the players on that list aren't even real
>>157413890I think you mean Yam on the mound
Beavers!
FUCK YEAH HOME RUN
That dude’s name is Beavers lol
>>157413894>talking shit about the GOAT catcher Pickles Dillhoeferhigh and inside cheese for you kind sir
>>157413898Those subtitles are in a spot no is going to read them
>>157413866when I was a teenager I almost went into my aunts room (uncles 3rd wife) to try catch a feel of her big tits while she sleptgot to the point I was standing outside her door and then decided not to risk itanyway go gards!
>>157413868Where is Tillamook-ie Betts
>>157413883He just gave the blue jays a chance.>>157413898Please keep /mlb/ clean of dirty mutt whore posting.
>>157413907what subtitles?
Mickey Moniak becoming an NL West killer is a fun development for the Rocks
/mlb/ is dead
>>157413908I can feel those torturous pangs
>>157413958Im just watching the game dude, jays n rays are going at it
>sosucki
roki is dealing
rockies kek
>>157413958I’m just watching Yankees and orioles and reading a magazine
>>157413958
>hothead latino player burns challenges Kek this happens every game
what are the odds ohtranny goes 0-for today? I'm willing to put money down if there's a good payoff (as gamble tard likely will throw)
>>157413981>not the /mlb/how nu could one be?
STRUCK him out
>>157413980alysa looks like a completely different person without her hair dyed.
>>157413958The soul of /mlb/ is Mariners fans They just got BTFO so hard last night they’re taking the night off shitposting
losing to the worst team of 2026 would be LA's own 9/11
>>157413987which game?
mookie slap!
>>157413958mookie slap!
>>157414008>losingthis rags fag has been vacant so long he doesn't even know
Yankees fans defeated Red Sox fans in the LLWS
Sure Seattle won't blow this lead... right???
>>157413980What do Asians eat to get an ass that big?
>foul ball
tuck 'em
tuck was not uselss
>doyer twaddle genny
thank you based kike
based keekay
>>157414049keekay did a thang
THATS A FAIR BALL
mookie, tucker, and kike were not bums
THEY ARE ROBBING MY NIGGA ALONSO
The umps fucking robbed Pete lol
>>157414036My ass
good eye baez
monkey batts kek
cookie sheets kek
LETS GO TYLER ROGERS
what a bunch of shit
careful pete you dont want the smoke
I just noticed this ump is vantablack
why kinda nu we thinking tonight?
>>157413958BASED MARINERS
You think umps fuck with the players on those reviews because of ABS?
>>157414082ass
>>157414057Are you born & raised Uruguayan, or from the USA living in Uruguay?
>>157414082think about deez nu-ts
They can't keep getting away with it.
>>157414089ass too small
>>157414090100% Uruguayan. I've never even set foot in the US.
>>157414082I'm feeling a dicks genny
NAYLOR FUCKIN SUCKS
>>157414113>I'm feeling a dick
>>157414082doesn't matter, it'll just be full of doyer piffle
>>157414112Based Uruguayan baseball fan. Are there other beisbol fans nearby?
BAKER BLEW IT
Baker please
>>157414126no he didn't blew ithe baked it
>>157414126Damn near gave me a heart attack after seeing that swing tooOh.Fuck my steam is behind
>>157414122Not that I know of. And I wasn't one until about a week ago either.
Please don’t do this
>>157414112diego forlani stopped watching soccer long time ago, though
>>157414113I ate a bag of dick's when I was in seattle last year. it was ok. not the best burger ever but I could see the how one would get the urge when drunk on a saturday night. I liked that it was basically like picrel.
Theoretically and conceptually, does anyone else feel that Jazz Chisholm Jr possesses facial features and modes of behavior that could be described as… simian in nature?
roki•wear
>>157414146he's our NT head coach now. He was coach of a local team in 2020 and he got sacked after just 11 games. Let's hope he's improved since.
>>157414149let me ruminate on that
Rays sisters not like this
based backup to the backup catcher
mcadoo em
>>157414166oh shit
maldimore on suicide watch
>>157414148this model went away since people kept "hacking" the system by asking for modifications (thanks burger king and their "have it your way"). now the only place that operates like this is ChickFilA
BEN RORTVEDTBENNY BICEPSBENNY B
rortvedt makng his money gunning folks down
BAKER NOOOOOO
>kirk nextPlease no
>>157414177they've both been pretty solid
>reaching over the wall at a major league stadium in 2026
500!
NOWhy didn't you IBB Kirk?
>all the bad guys are winningbad. horrible. unacceptable.
Sanchez traded to a woodchipper
gg raysies, FUCK SANCHEZ
>>157414204>anals just hit a 3 run dinger>rags fag think the trashtros are the good guysgood lord
JESUS SANCHEZ YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Fuck
YES. Thank you Mullins
o's were robbed tonight
/nu/>>157414223>>157414223>>157414223/nu/
ADRIAN HOUSER SHUTS OUT THE GUARDS
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