st kilda vs gold coast, 730pm AEST, Marvel stadium
I do not believe women
>Sources claim she may have been locked out of the room, possibly naked, and was protesting that she had been violated, the Herald Sun reported.>It's understood she approached a Swans official in the lobby and made a complaint, asking to retrieve her clothes from the room on a level that had been booked out by the club.Tossed from the room naked, what were they thinking would happen? Manners maketh the man.
>Several high profile figures have publicly expressed their support for the alleged sexual assault victim, who is understood to have done extensive modelling and has a strong social media following.>Friends of the alleged victim defended the woman online on Wednesday night after a social media account criticised her.>One friend defended the woman for calling out behaviour which 'crossed the line', while slamming the critic for showing no respect.
>>157413656Yeah had they not done this there's a chance nothing came of this. If she stopped and started to cause drama once she got upset at Heeney fingering her, had they let her get dressed and just leave then it feels like that would have been the end of it. But trying to be funny they kick her out naked which causes her to go down to the lobby and cause a scene. No wonder she had to ask swans staff to be let back into the room because she didn't have her clothes or belongings. Of all the poor decisions that night this sounds like the worst decision made.
>>157413619
>dan houston to st kilda
>>157413740jej10/10
scuttlebutt from dubaihttps://www.outlawmedia.com.au/stories/exclusive-the-agent-who-put-the-strippers-in-the-swans-hotel-room-jasmine-and-the-absolute-filth-behind-party-girls
>>157413740
>>157413784its an interesting discussion
iggs
>>157413784i don't want to talk about it your honour
>>157413668She's fucking loving it the dirty little slut
>>157413849she's not me retard
>>157413905sloppingwoodsisters..........................................................................................................................................
If I was a woman I'd be taking a cock in every hole 24/7 so I can't really blame them for being the way they are
>>157413905Joke to have Overrated Sudo Mac Andrew in there
>>157413925You sound gay. If I were a woman I'd be a lezzo.
>>157413792>>157413847you're a much of a cancer on this general as jamboy (the spastic you're replying to) is on /cric/
>>157413936really???? i had no idea!! thanks for explaining!!!
>>157413936eh hes not as bad since he's not just seething the whole timehe keeps it jovial unless you mention his noncery
>Nooooo, you can't be heckin cancerino in MY genneroonie. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEmaybe Reddit is more your speed, champ
@157413952Go away mick, everyone despises you
>>157413940slit your throat nonce
i don't despise mick you don't speak for me
""As women, we live with the fear of sexual assault every day, and so this is not just something that only the Swans AFLW team will be feeling. There will be a fair bit of anger across the whole AFLW system," Kurdas said.Diversity and inclusion leader Rana Hussain, who has worked across multiple sports including within AFL clubs, said sexual violence was not an abstract issue for women, as many were feeling this story deeply.In Australia, one in five women have experienced sexual violence over the age of 15, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, and Hussain said "even for those who haven't, most women understand its prevalence and have spent their lives learning to navigate and mitigate that risk"."So these players are likely carrying this both as employees of the Sydney Swans and as women. And now they have to pull on the jumper, represent their club and potentially answer questions about something they had absolutely nothing to do with," Hussain said."https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-20/aflw-put-under-uncomfortable-spotlight-after-mens-players-saga/107054688
the guy that despises mick is becoming as annoying as mick himself
>>157413978>>157413986>60+ seconds apartOk mick
>>157413996he's not me
>>157413996go play some video games and relax
>>157413905why is the team that won the last 2 flags has the most players in the u22 team but the team that is last and hasnt won a final in over 2 decades, only has 2?
>>157413933>You sound gay. If I were a woman I'd be a gay.
>>157413978>>157413986based
>>157414066https://www.afl.com.au/news/445702
Je suis mickHe's better than the demi-sois that have infested this joint
>>157413985>""As women, we live with the fear of sexual assault every day, and so this is not just something that only the Swans AFLW team will be feeling. There will be a fair bit of anger across the whole AFLW system," Kurdas said.you ever think they'll realise there's no way sexual assault rates were this high before mass migration and feminism
Women fear me
>>157414137based antisemite
>>157414150based maternal duties
rulespoof is the clear worst poster here and it isn't even close
fuck off mickhead
Mickhead won mate, get over it
>>157414140>mass migration polbot is shorting
timestamps don't match up
>>157414066Poor list management
micky micky cut off his dickythinks its a clittydilates a bitty
>>157413905>no richmond players
>>157413905sheezel (c)
afl website has reverted back to the old match banner style
>>157413740kek
he's jumping at shadows again today
youse fuckwits are deadshits
he's shouting into the void again
which fuckwit is spamming gay porn everywhere
>>157414618kek hes been posting it in /mlb/ they seem to be taking it well
It's so silly but also kind of hot idkNot that I want to do it myself but it is hot
>>157414618its nrlspergs modus operandi
>>157414647not me champ, I post women
>>157414665women(male)*
>>157414632>>157414647fucker is with the same isp with me and its dynamic ip and have been eating that fuckers bans and range bans
i watched avatar the last airbender pretty good showmight watch the new movie instead of this piss poor joke excuse for a match
>>157414678whats your location
no big game tonight
>>157413668the way she covered her eyes is endearing to me
>>157414697Canberra
>>157414697naarm
I've come down to Melbourne Uni today to look at my former hsgfs now become undergradgfs
>>157414728yep it's mick
CFO FOY
>>157414695I watched it when I was a kid and just recently. shit was not as good as I remember and that's coming from a nostalgiafag. I did love it when i was a kid though when it was on the abc
>>157414749i thought it was really good easily the best animated show the west has ever produced
>>157414687>Just letting you know the Australian anon spamming porn is micksperg, commonly known as mick.
>>157414239you're right i really meant mass non-euro migration but that went without saying
>>157414763>/mlb/ is making fun of us :(
>>157414732akshually it's narrm you abophobe
>>157414759>not he-man
They make us wait till sunday for the swans game. Move it to friday.
>>157414732>>157414798*it ain't me starts playing*
>go westfield>come back>find out apparently i've been in /mlb/ this morning posting files i don't have savedknew i should've waited til all the legal hsgfs are out of prison to garn shops>>157414814>it ain't mehow did you know the title of my autobiography
getting payback against nrlsperg. he wont be able to show his face anywhere soon
reckon he'd be able to show his face the other side of the barassi line
ARSE SLAPPING INTENSIFIEShttps://www.outlawmedia.com.au/stories/exclusive-the-50-arse-slap-that-exploded-the-swans-onlyfans-girl-ellie-naughty-coke-lines-and-a-200k-cash-demand
>>157414759yeah it is great more so when you're 10 than when you're 30 kind of way
>>157414867welp, sounds like case closed to melet 'em play
>>157414874i'm nearly 30 and thought it was good despite not watching it when i was 10
Is $50 for per arse slap a good price?
>>157414867>throwing away your season for THAT
tradiesperg and anti tradiesperg will go to war over this
>>157414907why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
>>157414921lmao wtf
>>157414867Keeeeeek
>>157414921bigfooty will throw a fit over this but it's not like it matters if you lie to a stripper about your occupationis big footy going to seethe over strippers and other sex workers who don't use their real names
>>157414867Outlaw Media is a Melbourne-focused crime news outlet headquartered in the United Arab Emirates.Registered office: Unit 4101, HDS Business Centre, Cluster M, Al Thanyah Fifth, Jumeirah Lakes Towers, Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
>>157414907iirc that's what the bloke on the cover of that Pantera album was getting paid per punch when they were trying to get the perfect photo
>>157414921Keeeeeeeeeek
>>157414921I feel like it was a joke and the stripper retards took it seriously
>>157414953>don't you DARE avoid Australia's retarded speech and publishing laws
>>157414967heh
>>157414984the humble retard
>>157414921Lot of pissing when you google her name
Once the general public gets to know the details, the "first and foremost" crowd are going to look pretty bad
>>157414921fits given the agency, dumb trades and fifo poofs would be their main clientele. plus if they sniffed more cash they'd start pushing extras and jacking prices pretty quick.
>>157414984They're making shit up and (you) believe it
this just goes to show that prozzies will ruin your life if you have any sort of fame or wealth, some anon was saying itt the other day that prozzies are usually discreet, yeah if youre a poorfag nobody
>>157414996what does that even mean? "first and foremost" crowd?
>>157414991>>157415001crisp afp
Bit surprised it wasn't male strippers with this gay sport
The arse slap that ruined a season
>>157414967lol>>157415006i wonder which is less discreet, some random woman on the street or a prozzieboth would rat on you eventually probably but i guess the random woman doesn't have bad associations with her occupation
*bangs stripper*
prozzie defenders in shambles
cenno provider is an hour late in calling me
>>157414984t. racist antisemite booked for alleged hate speech
*fingerbangs stripper*
>>157414904i am 30 and thought it was not that good and watched it first when i was 10. so looks like 30 is the limit playboy
>>157415014the sjw/bf/reddit types who, whenever something like this happens, are incapable of saying anything without preceding it with "first and foremost my thoughts are with the victim"
ya've fucked it champ
Hypothetical, what would you do if a coked-up k-holed OF model started freaking out in your hotel room?
so were they fucking them in the same room/at the same time? seems kinda gay
>>157415054meth mostly
>>157415006It's akin to hiring a criminal that you've never met before to come hang out with you while you engage in criminal behaviour and trust them to not snitch on you over your criminal behaviour they witnessed you doing when pressed by the cops or try to extort you for money.
Let's deal with the real issue fellasBig tits and small arse or small tits and big arse?
>>157415067hookers are legal except in SA and WA thoughbeit
>>157415054tell her we were going to go to the spa and then lock her outside the room (naked)
Mr Dubai alleges it was an arse slapping show with uncertain consent around how many slaps were included in the pricing structure
>>157415070big tits and big arse it's that simple iykwim haha
>>157415075"akin"
>>157415006you should always treat a stripper or prozzie like she's a mousetrap with your balls in it. can't even count the number of times I've seen a working girl just absolutely blow the fuck up over something innocuous. like how do you forget that prostitutes are probably not stable people?
>>157415076Classic, I'd start trying to shortchange and hardball her prices on sexual extras.
These a plain jane redhead in a loose hoodie eating her lunch next to me. Bet she has massive jugs under there hahaDaddy wants some milk!!!
(Asian) women love me
>Dan Houston signs 6 year deal with Port>Has gf from Victoria who wants to to home>asks the club to go back to Victoria despite the new contract>goes to Collingwood >breaks up with gf shortly after>now wants to leave Collingwood Just come back to port
>>157415109haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157415115I reckon a good headline would be "Houston, we have a problem" haha
>>157415109There was a cute red head on my train to work yesterday with braids and huge tits. I imagined a scenario where she is my wife and I come home to her each day and we have many children together.
some of you fellas are actually schizos aye
I've been really impressed by the quality of posting this week, ladsJust wanted to say that as a note of appreciation Please keep it up. I am loving it
i hope they have a 5 minute silence before todays game
>>157415125
>>157415130at least we aren't psycho's
>>157415130he's not me retard
>>157415130I'm a little dysfunctional
>>157415139>>157415140>>157415144samefag
I'm a little champ
>>157415130At least I'm not a suspected sexual abuser
Some of the girls I'm seeing around could be pornstars corrrrrr
>>157415148"Legacy Genius Monster"
>>157415157no but steven rape
>>157414921
Always funny when you see a girl wearing a loose jumper to try and hide her big titsBut I know what's going on
My man hasn't been outside in a while.
>>157415135
>>157415158saw a qt asian girl while getting off the bus toda who smiled at me and thought she'd look good starring in some films with me iykwim haha
Starry, starry nightPaint your palette blue and greyLook out on a summer's dayWith eyes that know the darkness in my soul
>>157415171i went to westfield this morning champ
Stars, hide your fires;Let not light see my arse slapping desires.
the single mother unloading her car stared at me and smiled but she might been bullying me, i cannot be certain either way
>>157415168They shouldn't hide them, they should bounce them in my face and let me suck and squeeze them
>>157414921This is stolen valor and it stops now.
>>157415201i'd unload my trolley in her car iykwim haha
>>157414305>richmond's 2027 list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr4KFl79WI&list=RDAhr4KFl79WII hear stories from the chamberHow Christ was born into a mangerAnd like some ragged strangerDied upon the crossAnd might I say it seems so fitting in its wayHe was a carpenter by tradeOr at least that's what I'm told
jesus was a carpenter
>sydney's legal high scoring grand final 2026 list
do you think her lips are natural?
>Trust all Glowies
>>157415229Are kingys facial features all converging to the centre? As if being sucked in some centrifrugal force?
>>157415247Only part of her that wouldn't be feeling deflated this week, I'd imagine
>>157415247No she's got fillers and botox in her face that's why when she smiles it doesn't reach her eyes and it gives her that uncanny valley look
>>157415247I don't trust these people
>>157415259it's due to his psychic abilities
>>157414967Heeney gonna get poisoned
I'm struggling to think of a bigger discrepancy of the hyping of the burger and the nothingness of this
we need get behind the awfl swans
>>157415291Reckon that's assault, champ.
>>157415247Mild plumper
Aflw is an anagram of awful
Funniest part is the swans fanbase is only teenage girls who don't care about sports and literal homosexual men, I.e. the only people who would care
>>157415307
we must rally around sex workers and show our support
>>157415247bet they feel nicenot nice enough for peeney though i guess
>>157415323going to ginza later, will pay for 45mins and then just listen to herbecause society wont
wags never leave their hubbies even when they cheat, they're addicted to the high life (money and attention), neale was the exception
>>157415369
I feel like Billy Joel brags too much in Piano Man.
>>157415374Dunno bout that.
>>157415374Good on Jules for having some self respect
>>157414921Why are tradies always so violent and disrespectful towards women?
whats the most inane thing thats happened in your life this week?
>>157415466Where is your evidence that tradies engage in violence disproportionate to the greater population?
>>157415472I had waffles for brekky
>>157415472almost dropped my spaghetti in front of the colesfu the other day but i'm sure she sees me as just a little odd so it should be okay
>>157415472I'm out of teabags so I'm drinking hot water right now
the tide is high but im holding onim gonna be your number one
>>157415259his real name is david kirk
Good thing my face will never bloat up like this, I will always be handsome.
just remembered the western bulldogs are a footy team in the aflvery easy to forget
big game tonight
The AFL should let Harley Reid play for the Swans during the finalsit would only be fair for both parties
>>157414767Kek josh must have shat up that thread
>>157415815 The AFL should let Riley Reid strip for the Swans before the finals it would only be fair for both parties
>>157415174Got off the bus and headed into CIT?
i've been inclined
The truth is, this sexual assault would not have happened if Chad Warner's gay nudes didn't leak. The backlash against amd bullying surrounding his exposed pink arsehole stopped him from embracing his homosexuality, turning him towards misogyny. We should really take a look at ourselves. How we react to gay men's right pink arseholes has consequences. Do better.
>>157415856akshually i'd just got back from westfield
>>157415835is josh real?
>>157415869we MUST be better men
>>157415871Headed into CIT tomorrow mate?
god i need to be arrested by vicpol (female) iykwim haha
we should discuss this over a coffee
>the players lied about their occupation Huh? Would the girls not have recognised some of them anyway? What's the point in that? Perhaps if they knew they were afl players they'd have let the guys fuck them?But it sounds like they knew anyway as they tracked down swans staff the next morning
>>157415888it's an interesting discussion dadza
Can we all agree Gerard Whateley is the worst journo?His moralistic rambling on 360 was unbearable. What an absolute wanker. He's worse than Hutchy.
dumb questionsperg
>carpenters>ordering strippers at 5:30amActually carpenters at that time are getting ready for work if not on their way already
>>157415906he has close competition from craig hutchinson and damo
All journalists are scum.
>>157415914No, Damo at least knows he's a wanker and has a modicum of self-awareness. Gerard genuinely believes he's a beacon of class and knowledge when he's just a worthless smug journo who originated from the ABC. Basically made a career of appearing to be smart by sitting next to a drunk for 15 years (Robbo).Also Caro isn't as bad as everyone says. Again, she has self-awareness and doesn't come across as smug. She also defended the young GWS players for their dress up antics at a private function, slamming the AFL for being unnecessarily harsh and failing to recognize that it was a private function for players only.Whateley is the worst, followed by Hutchy and Garry Lyon.
>>157415926WHAT A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOKYOUR TORCH LIGHTS THE WAY
>>157415926
Need a multi blokes
I love my apartment
not many players named Joseph
>Petracca OUT>Sheezel OUT>JHF OUT>Reid OUT>Daicos x2 OUT>Bont OUT>Heeney OUTMy supercoach is absolutely FUCKED
>>157415962how's the view?
>>157415980i don't want to talk about it glowdigger
are youse ripper blokes lumped for fuckin FOOTY tonight?
>>157413905>Pies youth all firing well at AFL level>Zero playersWhat even is this?
>>157415986itll be a nice distraction from all the disgusting talk about the swans
Please can someone make me a multi
>>157415892Your shout.
>>157415998I can't, I'm too depressed about how women get treated. I need to go make some apologies.
>>157415998Walter 2+ goalsMarshall 1+ goalHall 25+ disposalsRowell 8+ tacklesSaints win 40+
>>157415990a reality check for you
What the hell is BigBoomer's problem?
>>157416019i don't understand this shitwhy are these fucking faggots defending a large corporation?get a grip you fucking consumerist pawns
>>157416019goback
>>157416027or what?
sup duders
can anyone get the 9 letter?
>>157416039shimmered
>>157416039simmered
>>157416039LOL they still puttin those subliminal messaging colour dots
>>157416039also hird is a noun so not allowed
>>157414921>carpenters
>>157415976>Daicos x2 OUTMcRae would never.
*bangs hammer*
>>157416052akshually it's a proper noun
>>157416066no proper nouns or plurals ending in s
>>157416039Shimmered
Just saw a girl spill her spaghetti on the stairs. Missed a step rolled her ankle and tried to keep walking like she hadn't completely fucked itReckon it's because she saw me and was distracted by my incredible physique and looks
*bangs stripper without a loicence*
>>157416077yes it's all about you
>>157416079My life is all about me actually
>>157416077Causing girls to jump scare when they see you is pretty grim.
>>157416039Deshimmer (n. To take the shimmer away from something)
>>157416085Don't care she can't outrun me now
This pullman incident has really deshimmered Sydney’s season
>>157416079I am the main character of my life and world
Frankly, it is an act of extreme cuckery not to think you are the centre of your own life
>will get raped in finals>will get a harder draw next year because of finishing position>will lose key players in the offseason>will have a damaged culture and trust issueskek wouldn't want to be a shitney supporter for a few years
>>157416105t. grew up with money in a nuclear family
>>157416106Not to mention all their supporters and sponsors jumping off board
My philosophy to life is simple and can be summarised thusly: Never cuck out
Powerful.
>>157416106If you would please consult the chart you'll see that the Greater Western Sydney Giants are my actual local team, and have been this entire time.
>Carlton make wildcard>Lose their discount for any father/son bid matching>They wouldn't have had points for Cody Walker> . . .>Carlton are getting Sydney's R1 pick>Sydney shit the bed and crash out in straight sets>Now have enough points to match a #1 bidFucking FUMMMMMMMMMMMING.
>>157416105narcissism is a very cheap and effective form of contraception
The problem is I don't respect sex work, and by extension sex workersI'm really sorry, I just...yeah... :/sorry!
>>157416123so is just doing finger stuff
Remember sex work is legitimate work and we need to respect respect sex workers Oh but men who use them are pathetic and it’s okay to mock them
>>157416125wow.... just wow
Was gonna play videogames today but then I got in a limerick duel on /lit/ and it's consumed my entire afternoon
>>157416130unironically this
Fucking heeney wouldn't go too bad heyhe's probably cuter than the strippers he hired. Imagine Lipinski phoarrr
>>157416116True though, innit?>Ask a lady how much for a blowjob>She says $50>Stick your penis down her throat and ejaculate>Give her $50>Feel like a bit more>Stick your penis down her throat and ejaculate again>Tell her to piss off and you've given her enough moneyIt's clearly rape.Old Iggs supporter in Thailand tried the same thing, but since that girl worked alone she got shoved in a suitcase rather than outside into the corridor.
Are any of you good at memes?
>>157416141made this during the WC
>>157416141I made this this morning>>157413740
>naughty stripper fucks entire football team
>>157416141
>>157416130Well it depends on what you're doing with them, doesn't it?Let's say you want to be an arab for a day and full on shit on a girl.Would you want to do that with your wife who you'll see for the rest of your life? Or a random callgirl who is okay with that sort of thing?People would agree it's better to use the sex worker in such cases.
>>157413740>>157416145Going to assume AI? Far too much work on the background stuff for mspaint.
>>157416145oh nice
>>157416138Kek
How is Dry July going lads?
>>157416154yeah i prompted it myself but the source image (op) was ai so I didnt feel bad about itI drew the swans orgy the other day so im an artisan when I need to be
>>157416160Drinking a raspberry Berliner weisse
>>157416160im doing drink the bottleshop dry july haha
For me, it's the Nordic Model. Simple as.
>>157415869He'll win one at the iggs, no worries
>>157416163>OPOh, didn't even see that one.Gotcha.
It's a fucking awful spot that these men have put the club, the community, the victims and women in general in.If there's anything positive that can come from this at all, it's shining a light on the cultural issues that young men are causing in society. I bet you for every 10 'good blokes' you know one of them would sexually assault a woman and probably not even reflect on their actions.
How many millions do you think Heeney threw away on the weekend? Would have to be something approaching $10m, even more if the fiancee takes him to the cleaners.
will he be known as the greatest macedonian footy player of all time?
>>157416179they're calling him "the greek freak"
>>157416179Now here's a guy who doesn't throw dildos at strippers.
>>157416185not female strippers anyway
irish nick daicos > macedonian nick daicos
>>157416179>Not naming your greatest son AlexanderWhat the fuck was Peter thinking
>>157416185Think he has the strippers throw them at him.
>entire football team gets fucked by one dildo
I'm a Daicos man now. The little champ.
>>157416195on brand for a team based in sydney
>>157416195Like you've never been to a team bonding event?
I will never not laugh when tradiehateranon posts the pics of tradies
>>157416185yes he does. he leans back, legs lifted up and wide open throws them right out of his bum cavity
>>157416185isn't the dildo throwing just assault anyway? not sexual assault?
>>157416195the dildo of justice
>>157416210We've been over thisIt's rape and attempted murder
>>157416210Assault with a sexual weapon brings it back around to sexual assault.
OH NO NO NO
>>157416185He launches them directly from his anus. Also the strippers are male.
>>157416214if youre having sex and you sprinkle salt on your penis does it make sexual assalt
>>157416214so every time i beat people with the dildo in grand theft auto i was doing a sexual assault? oh FUCK i'm finished if that ever gets out!
>>157416216Someone predicted this yesterday. Also it was obvious it was going to happen. The books have already been pulled from shelves in Big W and ABC stores.Also Nike has jumped ship and is no longer sponsoring him. Guy has seriously fucked his income streams.
>>157416216>We have paused promotion of his two books and the publication of his third book, while the police investigation is under way.>,>under wayKinda grim for a publishing house desu. Would think they've sat on it long enough to proof read a few times.
>>157413655Here Gaz looks like if Mike Whitney had some wog blood in him
>>157416216This pile on is as unnecessary as it is predictable. We live in a seriously sick world, where people just can't wait to lay into someone when they're down
>>157416248problem with it? don't be down then
>>157416248call the cops bitch
>>157416231>big Wmore like small P(neey)
Nobody loves you when you’re down and out
Remember: Innocent until proven guilty. As far as I'm concerned, Heeney and the rest of them are completely innocent.
>>157416248its the fucked feminists who wouldve been spamming his publishers with complaints the believe all women women want his life to be completely nulled before any court appearances
I believe justice will prevail and the Swans boys will be cleared by proper legal processes (if they are made available to them)
Big day for chuds
>>157416258No?Its guilty unless proven otherwise
>>157416260Intergenerational seethe when they get offGutless AFL will probably still ban them for life
>Collingwood moving Houston on to clear cap space for a m-m-M-MONSTER dealNick DaicosZak ButtersLachie NealeDeGoeyPendleburyWhat a midfield. Give them the flag now.
...Isaac Heeney has written books (plural)?
>>157416268crisp yes all womyn nutcase
The swan fears the cat
The chances of the Sydney players getting a fair trial is somewhere between zero and nothingThe legal system is actually fucked
>>157416258so brave
Quick reminder that the alleged victim has already changed her story multiple times: first she was hit by a dildo which caused her to fall down and knock her teeth out (too easily disproven so he had to abandon that quickly); than she was raped (realised there was footage that wouldn't bear that out); then she was finger banged (again, she forgot about the footage); now she's saying she was slapped on the bum one time too manyHer credibility is absolutely shot
>>157416282it works perfectly fine, thanks chud. rich, white, ball kicking rapists deserve everything nasty that comes their way.
>>157416273ghost written like any footy player
>>157416287True hey. Police probably can't even press charges at this point?
>>157416282>no it was a fair trial, the jury of only inner-city young melbourne women said they have no biases or prejudices. the judge - a young woman from inner-city melbourne - confirmed the court and trial were not compromised
>>1574162722 good players and 3 injury prone boomers that'll play 10 games a season
Jake Stringer is gonna look damn good in a Collingwood guernsey next year
>>157416293Ghosts aren't real idiot
post yfw>OUT: I. Heeney, C. Warner, N. Blakey, R. Bice, J. Jordan
>>157416293next you’ll be telling me gary lyon didnt write speccy magee
>>157416287It legitimately might end up a case of he said-she said with a provably unreliable witness so the state won't bother pursuing it and will just slap them with a minor drug charge.
>>157416300people often convert to islam behind prison bars
>>157416302remember last year when the undisciplined swans kept getting suspended toobunch of dumb cunts they are
>>157416304Co-written with Tina Arena's brother, who was managed by her ex-husband, the be-wigged rapist who has just been jailed Melbourne is a small town
>>157416302>(Personal reasons)
>>157416306im going to go nuclear on bigfooty if that happens
If the swans players band together and get their evidence right, they can outweigh whatever crazy story the ripper dreams up
>>157416315they've got plenty of time off to do it!
>>157416313Even if that occurs the five of them have many, many hours of bullshit women's rights and sensitivity training ahead of them so they'll be punished either way, even if all they did was hire some strippers and the biggest issue is the lack of professionalism.
>>157416319fuck off back to bigfooty champ before I go nuclear on your jaw champ
Reddit is full of basedboys, 4chan is full of chuds, where can I go for proper footy chat instead?
I reckon I could punch someone's jaw so hard it would just come straight off
>>157416321real life with likeminded friends
>>157416323ive done it
>>157416301There are too many writer ghosts for them to be fake.
>>157416321Footychat
>>157416321You just defined 90% of the internet. The rest is all closed off communities (for the better). Either break into those or break the computer and touch grass
>>157416321NigFoot-ACK~!!
>>157416306>It legitimately might end up a case of he said-she said with a provably unreliable witnessIF the Sydney players in that room close ranks and say nothing happened then all of their careers are done. They'll be too toxic to touch.They'll all be throwing people under the bus to save themselves, as fully cooperating is the only way they can continue.
>>157416311(swollen hand)
The truth is nothing happened and they're being blackmailed by a whoreNot that they weren't fucking idiots, but they're footy players after all
>>157416341Let's assume the latest rumours are true.>AFL runs campaigns about violence against women>All the players are involved in it>Sydney players: "I'll give you $50 if you let me hit you as hard as I can"Violence against women? AFL says NO.
how many of you were here during the asada sham?
Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife
>>157416346Women love being smacked on the arse, choked, degraded etcAt most you get a little shocked reaction and some of them struggle with the idea of loving it, but they all just give in in the end
>>157416350so did mike sheehan
polaying a single-player "OSRS-like" I got on sale for $6will let youse know if it's good
>>157416359I don't know what that means but thanks for letting us know
>>157416359name?
guys Wayne Carey and Sam Newman are running a legal fund for the Sydney 5, they said if they just can get 2million dollars in donations they will be able to mount a perfect defence. Let's go donate!
>>157416362Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
>>157416365BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>157416248>I think we should keep sponsoring and publicising a guy who is alleged to have sexually assaulted a woman, and have him as an ambassador of my brandThis is why you dont run a business
>>157416365just donated a weeks cenno lfg
>The NSW police commissioner, Mal Lanyon, has apologised for a miscommunication that led to inaccurate initial reports that missing 18-year-old bushwalker Lily Hooper had been found alive.>Within 10 minutes, the search crew relayed a “more accurate account” to police, confirming that Hooper had died.Talk about a bad day at the office! Haha
>>157416372He hasn't been alleged to have done anything
>>157416375>"We've found her and unf--">"That's all I need, I'll let the family know she's safe"
>>157416379source?
>>157416375wtf kekhow do you fuck up that bad
That guy a few weeks ago was right, xvideos is better than xhamster
>>157416379i think the suspension for the rest of the year by the club and police investigation suggest otherwise. Even if hes eventually cleared there are allegations against him, which is more than enough for businesses to want to distance themselves from any brand ambassador.
>>157416362The Black Grimoire: Cursebreaker
https://www.outlawmedia.com.au/stories/exclusive-the-50-arse-slap-that-exploded-the-swans-onlyfans-girl-ellie-naughty-coke-lines-and-a-200k-cash-demandSo it was actually just an arse slap? What an absolute beat up
Umm what is happily engaged to be married to his beautiful fiancee Isaac Heeney doing slapping the arse of a pornstar in a hotel room in Melbourne at 5:30 AM?
>>157416408But nah seriously
>trusting the mediangmikeep clicking tho they need the page views, plebs
I have half a mind to rend some of you blokes in twain.
>>157416413wax hand
>>157416394Ok so IF this is true then they violated her consent and she had every right to blow up at them. Asking for additional money is a bit dodgy but they paid for a specific service then violated that agreement.
>>157416394Wansnt this guy reporting the fingering story as fact yesterday?
>>157416287I don't believe the alleged has said a single thing, you just believe every screenshot or jpeg you see and take it as gospel.
>>157416413thank you for keeping the streets of sydney safe at night
But enough about the footballWhat do we make of the Sydney Swans sex scandal?
>outlaw media
>>157416428depressing. im using it as an excuse to go to work drunk
in hindsight probably should of just paid the $50
should HAVE
>>157416435nah, you start with the $50 and then all of a sudden shes asking for $200 for something else and before you know it you've spent $500
only the weak and inexperienced men fall for materialistic sirens.no sympathy.
I'm a chud, I'm a chudI'm a very chuddy chudOh I'm a chud*clap clap*
>>157416446*does the chud song and dance with anon*
>>157416448>would not of
>>157416435bro, she probs already made like hundreds from arse slaps already, at that point getting a prozzie to fuck and suck you wouldve been cheaper, he was right to refuse, she didn't deserve one cent more
evening spastics
Apparently on the last slap he popped a finger up her bum and she went ballistic What my mate at VicPol told me
>>157416458He is a proper retard, notwithstanding the other stuff
>>157416394>That girl is Ellie Naughty - also known as Ellie North, real name Elysha North. OnlyFans model, porn performer and escort. Alright, I'm gonna need some of this porn as evidence because all I've found so far is a lesbian video.
>>157416468gonna need a drop of your blood first
apparently Heeney slapped her on the arse in disgust as way to get her to move after she pulled down her lingerie and he saw she didn't have a penis.My mate at Nintendo told me
>>157413740well done
bet they wished they hired an actual good whore like karma leeshe's a footy girl, wouldn't yap or complain that they got one more arse smack in than they paid for
>>157416468Just type @ellie_naughty onlyfans into google images there’s loads
The ASIO Amendment Bill has passed the Senate 26 to 15 and now become law, granting ASIO the power to compel Australians to attend questioning without the right to silence. Refusing to answer ASIO questioning or disclosing the nature of the questioning to another person carries a penalty of up to five years in prison. Only the Australian Labor Party voted in favour of the bill, with opposition coming from the Greens, One Nation and Liberals. The bill included a sunset clause with the bill scheduled for review in August 2029. >A right to silence under the law? Thats antisemitic
>>157416482sad cunt
fuck being an incel is based
>>157416482This has nothing to do with "da joos" you spastic
NEVER trust womenNEVER believe womenSTAND BY HEENEY
>>157416490>>157416482samefag
>>157416492trvthnvke
>>157416481>first pics are of her doing a pissabsolute trash
>>157416493this
>>157416493I'm recovering from bottom surgery, don't antagonise me
>>157416485>>157416490kys
>Because of this decadent and CORRUPT MENS TEAM, we end the borrowed time the AFL has all been living on. Gotham must watch the Sydney Swans AFLW team.
>>157416502you are a sad cunt
>kys
>>157416485>>157416490Despicable betrayal of this country
>>157416490its a direct response to the boni shootings last year so yes it does
NEVER trust tradiesNEVER believe tradiesSTAND BY DIY
>>157416506>>157416508Yeah kys
>>157416509What do you do for Australia, apart from crying on the internet?
You should be swinging from a tree you genuine fucking filth
>>157416512absolutely based
so who's dosn new coachgraham? hird?
>yeah kys
>>157416518settel down lad i'm not isaac heeney haha
Glowies trying to justify his job.>I'M A SECRET AGENT DIDN'T YOU KNOW!!! I'M NOT A LOSER LIKE YOU*posts wojak*
>Glowies trying to justify his job.>>I'M A SECRET AGENT DIDN'T YOU KNOW!!! I'M NOT A LOSER LIKE YOU>*posts wojak*
>games is before midday>no Reid>playing a debut kid forward>don't wanna get hurt before finals>Blues in good formrekon Carlton could beat MY Fred this week
>>157416520dosn
maccas walk
i believe all women......are LIARS
NOTAGOODLOOK
What you lads got planned for the Garden for spring?
>>157416520like we (the dosn) will save sydney so soon by completely taking over the media limelight when announcing our coach (which will be the talk of the town). sorry swannies we are delaying the announcement by another week to make yous suffer
absolute stinker of a match tonight. what the FUCK were afl/7 thinking???????!?
>>157415990Because the majority aren't in the best 22 and those that are are injured. In any case neither group has played the full season. That and Nick is now ineligible considering he's 23. A far better player than anyone on that list.
>>157416547They ruined the integrity of the fixture and the finals series for this shambles KEK
please watch our sport
How many tradies does it take to change a light bulb?
Geelong planted those prostitutes to distract from the concussion story
>>157416137Sounds more like theft
Swans to beat North is free money desu
>>157416509>>157416514you fucking sad cunt sports board you genetic cul-de-sac get a personality
>>157416559man i forgot all about that concussion thing
>>157416554Are they making tickets free then?
>>157416153Same goes for pegging unless your misso is a domme freak.
ahhhhhhhh pornography!!!!!!
>>157416568>nooo dont slap my bum teehee that’s assault
>>157416568bro this is against the rules!!! you cant post that rude stuff here!!
>>157416564Pot kettleYour down in the swamps of life with them, lad
>>157416554i just checked tickets and they've sold a lot
>>157416568>you fucking sad cunt>sports board you genetic cul-de-sac>get a personality
i like to show you guys what i wank to
>>157416577i don't consent mate
>>157416577Telling how you don't post a pic of your misso isn't it
>>157416577im interested
When I worked as a bussie in a nightclub I would have my arse slapped by thirsty slags at least like 5 times a night, and it they were usually ugly
>>157416248Innocent until proven guilty has become a punchline.
>>157416577Thanks. Appreciate it
>>157416461fuck youevening mate, hope all is well
are you lads excited for the big game tonight
>>157416568small cocks
>>157416573good stuff tiger, really got me there.
>>157416458You save: $50You lose: $10,000,000+
>>157416581whats your point?
>>157416568is this the Sydney whore?
>>157416570That's not the Swans chick.
>>157416568that bloke in the middle doesnt have a penis
>>157416598No. That's a relatively high-profile German pornstar.
Says in the filename - Dolly Dyson
stand together
Absolutely love it when blokes post porn itt
>>157416545bumping
Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girlThan to be with another manYou better keep your head, little girlOr I won't know where I amYou better run for your life if you can, little girlHide your head in the sand, little girlCatch you with another manThat's the end, little girl
Found a new favourite pornstar lads
>>157416615softcore female only thoughI don't want to see dicks
>>157416613How funny would it have been if they hired a stripper to stand in the middle taking her clothes off hahaWould have been hot too
>>157416612No thanks
>>157416618Show me don't tell me
might make a gay soulless shit thread lads
big day swinging hammers?
What do we reckon the “out” season will be for the swans on the team sheet
>>157416597You're a frustrated lonely man
>>157416616>implying the npc's of /afl/ have cerebral interests
>>157416631suspension
>>157416627Dolly Dyson
new>>157416640>>157416640>>157416640
Warner to West coastBice and Jordan to vic teamsHeeney to GWSBlakey to stay
>>157416272Pendles is struggling to run out the season, are they going to send him to Dagestan to get on the good gear in the off season?
>>157416321Nick's Collingwood Messaging Board. Do other clubs still have these havens of old internet going?
