St Kilda vs Gold Coast - 7:30pm MarvelSuitably irrelevant contest considering it features the Saints. Literally nothing at stake.
What are the best beaches in Melbs?
tradies are faggots
>>157416645a flight to sydney
That's it I'm not brushing my teeth anymore. Disgusting behaviour.
>>157416628Might seethe about a high quality contributor to /afl/
st kilda really spent all that money to not even make 10th hey
>>157416648Same but only because they dumped him
>>157416646OMG GO AWAY YOU STUPID TROLL. FUCK OFF LOOSER
When was the last time you failed your life as hard as Isaac Heeney has?
I still don't believe women
>>157416656sad cunt
They'll do well to get a five figure crowd tonight
>>157416659
>>157416657it is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep
>OUT: I. Heeney, C. Warner, N. Blakey, R. Bice, J. Jordan
>>157416669>(hamstring tightness)
>>157416669smart list management giving them a two week break before a big final
Hi guys, just started studying in Australia and want to learn more about Aussie Rules. I'm originally from India, and would prefer non racist clubs, cheers.
>>157416669The AFL needs to investigate this if it's serious about it's direction about teams putting their best players out on the field
>>157416669Who the fuck comes in?
>>157416682A. Finger
Anything east of the Eucla is a waste of energy
There was a cute girl on The Chase
finna cop some bane drip fr fr
>>157416676The only place you can truly learn more about Aussie Rules is back home.
Imagine getting dropped this week on you’re not one of the pullman 5
>>157416689for me, it's Blokes Advice
>>157416691There's nothing for me there
>>157416682Dylan Doe
>>157416695fuck thats mint aye
>>157416696there's nothing for you in this thread, site or country, yet you're here
>>157416696And what's for you here?
>>157416696>>157416700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VU0Jam4oK0&list=RD-VU0Jam4oK0Based Guitar Hero 3 enthusiasts
>>157416640I was watching The Transgenda Setters last night and Nick Riewoldt was asked how he would handle the situation that's happened at Sydney if he was Captain of that club. His response that those players are disgraceful and he would demand this and that of the playing group. All holier-than-thou stuff and then I was thinking, wasn't he the Captain of St. Kilda when that school girl had naked pictures of the players?
how dare they besmirch the good names of tradies
>>157416703snow bunnies
>>157416700>>157416703A job, a white gf, citizenship?
>Detectives investigating a sexual assault scandal engulfing the Sydney Swans have been told players paid female adult entertainers to consume drugs off their bodies.
accidentally closed all my tabs lads
>people in here unironically seething at a guy larping as an indianbait used to be believable and faggots like yourselves didn't fall for it
>>157416682Jetta's coming out of retirement
the issue is our spastic country treats these overpaid, stupid men as idols and role-models, when in reality they are 60IQ fucking mongs who can kick a ball far and run fast, because we have no genuinely talented people to look up to
>>157416713The charges?
>>157416688that show fucks me off more than ever now. dumb cunts, flukes and/or cowards on every fucken show nowtaking forever to pass questions they dont knowno cunt goes for the high offer, cowards taking the low offer to "get back to the team"every cunt at the desk just says "go for what you're comfortable with" and "we need you back here" when asked what offer they should take, even when they get 2 in the cashbuilder and the low offer is -$500cunts pressing random buttons and hoping that they can 1/3 chance their way down the boardmakes me barrack for the chaser every time
the issue is our spastic country treats these overpaid, stupid men as idols and role-models, when in reality they are 60IQ fucking mongs who can bang a hammer, because we have no genuinely talented people to look up to
Some of you blokes have never lived and it shows. Doing coke with hookers and your mates is based as fuck
>>157416719if a player is caught using, possessing, or publicly associated with illicit substances in a public forum or off-field incident, they bypass the health-led confidential pathway and face disciplinary sanctions:Suspension: 2 to 4 match suspension. Disciplinary Action: Potential fines or club-level penalties depending on the offense.
the issue is our spastic country treats these overpaid, stupid men as idoIs and role-models, when in reality they are 60IQ fucking mongs who can kick a ball far and run fast, because we have no genuinely talented people to look up to
>>157416718They'll have me one day.Still grinding away in the shadows atm but when I come into bloom it will be GLORIOUS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 21Collingwood v Brisbane at the MCG, 7.40pm AESTCOLLINGWOODIn: J.Howe, S.SidebottomOut: N.Howes (omitted), I.Quaynor (glute/hip)BRISBANEIn: T.GallopOut: D.Annable (omitted)SATURDAY, AUGUST 22Carlton v Fremantle at Marvel Stadium, 1.15pm AESTCARLTONIn: L.Young, O.HollandsOut: W.Hayward (ankle), N.Haynes (ankle)FREMANTLEIn: J.McVee, B.Banfield, T.MurrayOut: H.Chapman (managed), S.Switkowski (managed), J.Amiss (managed)Melbourne v Western Bulldogs at the MCG, 4.15pm AESTMELBOURNEIn: NilOut: NilWESTERN BULLDOGSIn: C.Budarick, B.Dale, M.Bontempelli, R.GardnerOut: L.Jaques (omitted), L.Emmett (omitted), T.Liberatore (managed), J.Croft (omitted)Geelong v Richmond at GMHBA Stadium, 7.45pm AESTGEELONGIn: J.Cameron, S.De Koning, J.MartinOut: M.Blicavs (managed), O.Wiltshire (foot), J.Worpel (hamstring)RICHMONDIn: K.McAuliffe, S.Ryan, M.Rioli, C.GrayOut: N.Broad (retired), D.Prestia (retired), S.Lalor (knee), H.Armstrong (managed)
I've had a hooker blow coke up my arse and I've reciprocated for her I think everyone just had a bloody good time. I had the money and she got paid
>>157416706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr4KFl79WI&list=RDAhr4KFl79WI
>>157416723jej
>>157416724
Adelaide v Greater Western Sydney at Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACSTADELAIDEIn: W.Milera, T.Walker, A.Neal-BullenOut: C.Ah Chee (managed), T.Murray (omitted), J.Peatling (hip/groin)GREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: X.O'HalloranOut: C.Angove (injured) SUNDAY, AUGUST 23Essendon v Port Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 12.20pm AESTESSENDONIn: E.Tsatas, H.El Achkar, L.BlakistonOut: NilPORT ADELAIDEIn: D.Byrne-Jones, W.Brodie, C.Moraes, X.Walsh, W.LorenzOut: A.Aliir (concussion), J.Horne-Francis (toe) Sydney v North Melbourne at the SCG, 3.20pm AESTSYDNEYIn: J.Rowbottom, A.Sheldrick, T.Hanily, H.Cunningham, C.Cleary, P.Snell, Co.Warner, M.RosasOut: N.Blakey (club suspension), J.Jordon (club suspension), I.Heeney (club suspension), Ch.Warner (club suspension), R.Bice (club suspension)NORTH MELBOURNEIn: B.Scott, L.McDonald, J.Goater, O.GriffinOut: H.Sheezel (cheekbone)West Coast v Hawthorn at Optus Stadium, 5.20pm AWSTWEST COASTIn: R.Maric, B.Allan, J.HutchinsonOut: NilHAWTHORNIn: J.Dalton, N.Reeves, C.Dear, S.ButlerOut: J.Ginnivan (injured)
>>157416724>paying attractive women who would otherwise never talk to you so you're not taking drugs alone is livingNah mate
>>157416739>Out: N.Blakey (club suspension), J.Jordon (club suspension), I.Heeney (club suspension), Ch.Warner (club suspension), R.Bice (club suspension)what happened?
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157416740>attractiveMate, you've never even seen an actual hooker have you?
>>157416739>Out: N.Blakey (club suspension), J.Jordon (club suspension), I.Heeney (club suspension), Ch.Warner (club suspension), R.Bice (club suspension)huh, what happened?
>>157416741Genital Warts
for prosperity
just remembered the time I let some strangers stick a pinger up my bum at 7am on new years day at a camp ground in Byron Bay because they offered to give me said pinger for freesuprised I'm still alive, honestly.
>>157416731>Pies not mass restingInteresting. Wonder what the odds of some last minute outs for "illness" are?
>>157416739>Out: N.Blakey (club suspension), J.Jordon (club suspension), I.Heeney (club suspension), Ch.Warner (club suspension), R.Bice (club suspension)KEK KEK KEK KEK SWANSSEETHER REDEEMED
>>157416739>In: R.Maric, B.Allan, J.Hutchinson>Out: Nilnow should be jilliams out since he has to play one more game there to be eligible for wafl finals, if they make itif we wanted to be really fuckin funny it would be harley and wurm too
>>157416731FREMANTLE:>In: J.McVee, B.Banfield, T.Murray>Out: H.Chapman (managed), S.Switkowski (managed), J.Amiss (managed)Bailey fucking Banfield, get on the Blues lads
They've been suspended, but haven't been charged with anything yet.
>>157416744There are countless attractive hookers out there, they're just not cheap. Like everything you get what you pay for.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 21Collingwood v Brisbane at the MCG, 7.40pm AESTCOLLINGWOODIn: J.Howe, S.SidebottomOut: N.Howes (omitted), I.Quaynor (glute/hip)BRISBANEIn: T.GallopOut: D.Annable (omitted)SATURDAY, AUGUST 22Carlton v Fremantle at Marvel Stadium, 1.15pm AESTCARLTONIn: L.Young, O.HollandsOut: W.Hayward (ankle), N.Haynes (ankle)FREMANTLEIn: J.McVee, B.Banfield, T.MurrayOut: H.Chapman (managed), S.Switkowski (managed), J.Amiss (managed)Melbourne v Western Bulldogs at the MCG, 4.15pm AESTMELBOURNEIn: NilOut: NilWESTERN BULLDOGSIn: C.Budarick, B.Dale, M.Bontempelli, R.GardnerOut: L.Jaques (omitted), L.Emmett (omitted), T.Liberatore (managed), J.Croft (omitted)Geelong v Richmond at GMHBA Stadium, 7.45pm AESTGEELONGIn: J.Cameron, S.De Koning, J.MartinOut: M.Blicavs (managed), O.Wiltshire (foot), J.Worpel (hamstring)RICHMONDIn: K.McAuliffe, S.Ryan, M.Rioli, C.GrayOut: N.Broad (retired), D.Prestia (retired), S.Lalor (knee), H.Armstrong (managed) Adelaide v Greater Western Sydney at Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACSTADELAIDEIn: W.Milera, T.Walker, A.Neal-BullenOut: C.Ah Chee (managed), T.Murray (omitted), J.Peatling (hip/groin)GREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: X.O'HalloranOut: C.Angove (injured)
>>157416659i believe women......are LIARS
>>157416753>J.Amiss (managed)Coleman status?
supercoach status: FUCKED
>>157416754Yeah, the club has said the suspensions are related to breaches of expectations. Ordering more strippers at 5am, when you've already got some and have a team bus taking you out of the hotel at 8am, with finals two weeks away, apparently isn't in line with what the club expects of its players.
THE CAT RETURNShow many this week?
>>157416761RIP
It's time to address the elephant in the room.
suspensions should just be for this week for their unprofessional conduct. can upgrade them later if it ends up with charges laidswasn jumped the gun. bad governance to bow to the baying mob
you guys are just jealous you don't live a life where youre getting prozzies at 4am and doing blow with them(thaisperg you're exempt from this comment)
>>157416756>quaynors ass is fucked
When I heard about this scandal Sydney players and a sexual assault I was surprised a woman was involved.
This could be their swansong
Most of you are still virgins so what you say about women isn't really relevant aye
Just bought my nephew Little Isaac's Footy Fever lads
>>157416776KEKthat little Quaynor on the MCGmoney for nothing and your poppers for free
brisgay are FUCKED
>>157416780Incels defend rapists bc they see themselves in them
>>157416723>le tradies are le badTradies are not only technical experts but run their own businesses.
>>157416775I've had that life, now I would unironically prefer a small house, a few kids, and a wife I enjoy spending time with who I have no fears of her leaving me or taking my children.
>>157416775I am jealous but I rekon I'd be the paranoid solo coke user
>>157416761weak innit. they're getting a week off anyway. two weeks rest will just mean he's rusty for the QF
>>157416780I've had sex, at best guess, 150-200 timesI am 31, so I'm not trying to claim outrageous numbers or anything. Just truth
>>157416791unfortunately you don't get to live in a world where both are possibletoo many men choose to live lives of debauchery and then wonder why all the women have commitment issues once they try to settle down
using claude to analyse my fantasy football grand final match up
coleman medal is for shit cunt stat padderscurnow will be lucky to kick 2 goals in the entire finals series
when i say nick, you say daicos
I'm 29 and have never had sex
>Sydney Swans crisis deepens as women involved say ‘we fear for our lives’ [after being identified online] - There are claims that there were up to nine different men in the hotel room throughout the night
brisbane is going to make collingwood and the media cry for going too hard on nick daicos
The woman, from Party Girls Melbourne, said she and the exotic dancer at the centre of the sexual assault allegations have been identified online.“The woman told us they’re now worried about retribution and fear for their lives,” 7NEWS Sydney’s Chris Reason said.“’I’m so scared ... this is so dangerous for our safety,’ she said.”
>>157416813OH NO NO NO, swanssissies, will we even have a team left at this rate???
>>157416802>women are not responsible for their own lives of debauchery and they only lead such lives due to menYes, women are clearly innocent children incapable of responsibility for their actions.
Lads I’m in front by 1 in my work footy tipping comp. Who the fuck do I pick tonight?
>>157416819Arms status: wrapped around them
>>157416819who do they think is going to come after them?unhinged sydney swan spastic fans?
>>157416813>>157416819the tom morris special. trust him to be the one to publicly name the organisation they worked with
>>157416819Why would 7news publish their place of work if they're afraid of being identified?
GET FUCKING TURNT LADS ITS FRIDAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POjo0MX3huk
>>157416819shouldn't have talked to the journos then
>>157416823>women are clearly innocent children incapable of responsibility for their actions.This but unironically
>>157416819>“The woman told us they’re now worried about retribution and fear for their lives,” 7NEWS Sydney’s Chris Reason said.>“’I’m so scared ... this is so dangerous for our safety,’ she said.”This is beyond retarded. Retribution from who? Nobody cares about you. I guarantee this whore is loving the attention and will double down trying to raise her profile and onlyfans subscriber numbers in the wake.
>>157416724I wouldnt like it
Tom Morris really is a despicable cunt, though. Reckon I’d make him squeal and I’d do it easily.
>>157416835
>>157416835then they shouldn't have the same rights men do
>>157416843sounds a bit gay
>>157416846Yep, I'm still with you
>>157416845Were they married?
Fucking hate driving through the burnley tunnel. Constant stream of water dripping from the ceiling.
SaintsPiesBluesDeesCatsCrowsBombersNorfHawks*be's tipping 9/9 this week*
>>157416859>ceilingroof*
>>157416813>>157416819hope they sue the journos into oblivion, fucking muckraker worms
>>157416864Nah it’s ceiling. Ceilings are internal, roofs external.
>>157416750Still a bees dick chance at 6th so can't just lay down in case other results just happen to fall right. If they were playing Sunday they'd probably rest guys.
>>157416819I meanShe should be
>>157416824Pick Sydney. They will be galvanised are are still a good team despite the outs. Everyone else will be retarded enough to change to Norf
>>157416859put your roof up then, mister MX5
>>157416863But unironically, what's a good solution that doesn't involve fin-testicle-killer-ide? Minoxidil does nothing and don't wanna go to Turkey.
>>157416859Wait until the decline really sets in an maintenance standards get thrown out the window.
>>157416863lgm
wasn't Morris the guy who was so drunk he faceplanted on camera at the cric or footy?
How do male AFL journalists like Morris make it in the industry? Do they have to do sexual favours for their male superiors? Unironically how is Morris in the position that he’s in?
>>157416640coincidence that some tosser has nick reewoldt as his topic on hard quiz tonight?
apparently the sexual assault was just a slapped arse
>>157416829Tom Morris basically did a deal with the devil. When he got caught being racist and bigoted and lost his job to get back into the industry he was the guy who had to do all the scummy work and take the heat for it.
>>157416880blackmail, office power politics, bussy or a combo of each
>>157416657when i posted this>>157416646
>>157416880I loathe him but he's so scummy and slimy that he makes a good journo unironically.
sweet caroline sissies....
Remember when Morris did an interview with Scoops? Scoops is a spastic obviously but I haven’t liked Morris since. Literally using his power to make fun of a retarded person
>>157416645this but teachers (female) iykwim haha
>>157416885>racist and bigotedbigfooty is more your speed champ
>>157416891Fuck I want this cunt to choke in his sleep tonight
>>157416896just keeping things kosher
>>157416891Wait til the find out how old the girl it was written about was
>>157416891KWAB
>>157416874Acceptance and don’t be a vain bitch. Hair loss anxiety is an American construct and export, nowhere else naturally gives a shit
>BELIEVE WOMENnaarm good thanks
>>157416891fukken kek
>>157416868>Still a bees dick chance at 6thNo there isn't. It requires them to beat Lions, Giants to beat Crows, Richmond to beat Cats AND 100+ point margins in every game. Geelong would have to lose by around 150 points to Richmond. The chance isn't even a bee's dick, it's so infinitesimal you wouldn't even be able to locate it with an electron microscope.
>>157416891link post+how does alf respond to this?
>>157416867He's a tradie, ceiling is too complex of a word.He's a roofer, he builds the roof.
>>157416874I'm on finasteride and my testicles are fine. Literally nothing has happened to my dick or sexual function. Though also I've just kept the hair I have, no regrowth even with minoxidil. Not saying it doesn't happen to people, it probably does, but I feel like it must be even smaller than the 1.3% from clinical trials.
>tim minchin is a hardcore fred supporter
>>157416891Pussy Status: Exploded
Did you ever notice how there seems to be a lot of dads on bigfooty but almost all of them have daughters and no sons?
>>157416874Get an accounting or teaching degree desu.
>>157416908>No there isn't. It requiresSo there's a chance.
touching metouching yoooouuuuuu
>>157416916Saw him play Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar oncewas pretty goodalso had Andrew O'Keefe doing a deal-or-no-deal spoof as Pontius Pilate
>>157416914Most hair loss remedies don’t restore hair, they just prevent further loss
r u blokes finna gunna watch the fucken footy tonite
>>157416916Reckon there will be an Alan Jones style trial waiting in the wings for him when he retires.
>>157416914If your in a good place mentally then fina is okay. From personal experience, if your a depressing cunt its best to avoid it :) .
*sniffs*
>>157416922
>>157416928>aints vs gold cuntsnah
>>157416928of course nothaven't watched in ages
>>157416928Doing extensive research on the hotel story. A whole body of work to look at desu.
>>157416932freckly fuck
>>157416928Yeah but haven't even bothered to start dinner. Usually I try and get it ready so I can eat with the game but I couldn't give a shit if I miss any of tonight's meaningless game.
>>157416940post his arse
>>157416932He’s actually a pretty ugly and strange looking guy when you stare at him a bit.
Why hasn't anyone posted porn of Ellie Naughty yet?
>>157416922the betthis could come off and collingwood still wouldnt be 6th
REACHING OUT
>Port rules out Butters making it back for a farewell game>Port fans holding out hope that he stays on next year> . . .>TV channels had footage of removal trucks taking shit from his Adelaide (rented) housekwab
Jason Dunstall used to belt his ex wife
>>157416960Legitimately have always thought he was gay
>>157416965he's not me retard
>>157416891SO GOODSO GOODSO GOOD
Do you think Kingy's ever belted a prozzie?
steven hill has not aged well
>>157416961Looking good mate, I like your plates
>>157416965There was rumours years ago he was living with his personal trainer. No idea how much substance there was to it.
>>157416974no but steven age
what do you blokes know abut compounding interest
I just gelled my hair so no one touch it, ok?
>>157416961>>157416978Decorations on the eating surface are shit. Around the edges? Sure, but not in the middle.
>>157416969I hold it on good authority that Kochie stabbed a hooker in 1987
>>157416974Even standing next to his brother I honestly wouldn't even have recognised him if you hadn't said it was him.
>>157416981ive got an interest about compounding your bumhole
>>157416981Don’t know anything about finances. I’ve got fuck all super too because I didn’t start working until I was 27 lmfao
>>157416981i know the best way to invest money is by keeping it in a savings account or term deposit with a mwasly interest rate of only 5%trust me i was given mandated state education sponsored by the banks
>>157416974he's turning into an abo ross lyon
Is this what happens in a brothel?A bunch of women line up and you pick one?
A pinch on the bumA pinch on the bumA pinchy, pinchy, pinchy, pinch on the bumWhy do you pinch me on me bum?Why do you pinch me on my bum?We’re just some naughty boys having a pinch on the bum
>>157416974By what, getting fat like every ex-player?
>>157416992based sneaky jew trying to get me to invest in your new pyramid scheme
>>157417000unironically yes, unless you book in advance
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157417000Are you allowed to refuse? Like: "no thanks, they're all dogs"?
>>157417000Get me the tallest, darkest negress you have
>>157416986How do you know that?
THE LITTLE CHAMPPENDLES GREAT BLOKE
supercoach and afl should be giving us extra trades because of sydney
>>157417005Seems awkward
>>157417004>implying there's a pattern to noticeyou fucking antisemite
>mfw after visiting the brothel
>>157417014the girls look a little awkward, but i find it quite funits like walking up to the buffet
>>157417009On good authority
>>157417009meant for>>157417005
>>157417016based glowie
>>157417000I'm sure it happens at some but never at any of the ones I've been to. At most there was like a social area where you mingle with them and pick the one you want when you're ready. At one they sat me in a seat and the girls came out one by one and sat in another seat beside me and basically pitched me why I should pick them, along with noting the things they won't do. When they were all done the madam asked me which one I wanted.
>hey stripper want a foot massage>omg yes please thank you gentleman>omg that was so amazing anon>go on date>fall in love>dont ruin your career and lifefootchads win again
>>157417032Seems awkward
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157416961*violently foams at the mouth*
>>157417008can't do that i'm reserving her for me>>157417037really hope you announce a new film soon quentin iykwim haha
>>157417032>ask them if they charge the big penis surcharge>say theres no such thing>dont pick them cos they ruined your larp fantasy for 4chan
>>157417042they didnt actually think they could keep him did they?
>>157417032>the girls came out one by one and sat in another seat beside me and basically pitched me why I should pick them>"I suck a mean cock"T-thanks.
>>157417049KEK
>>157417052until a contract is signed elsewhere, there's always hope
>>157416645Drive to Torquay
>>157417035>>157417041>>157417054wouldhow much an hour
>>157416974more like Stephen ate his fill
>>157417058>just waiting for the season to finish and then ill re sign!honestly when the fuck has this ever happened
>>157417063POV: you missed your CFMEU dues
>>157417063me on the left
butters will have cleared out his locker and handed in swipe card by 9am on mondaywon't conduct his exit interview in personmight show for the b&f
>>157416707White women aren't into Indians or Asians, they'd rather bang Sudos or BWC Chads.
>>157417000depends when you go I think. I went to Ada Rose in Freo and you sit in a little room and the girls come in one by one to say hi
>>157417068kekkles
>>157417049>They say they don't have a big penis surcharge>Pass on them because you know they're super loose
>>157417007no they hold you down and rape you
>>157416724Why not just do coke with the Mrs and have her suck your floppy worm
>>157417077cope
Can we just take a second to appreciate Andrew Dillon? He has navigated these rough waters with aplomb.
>>157416969I'd bet he's done the bolt on one. dine and dash, but with a prozzie.
>>157417076Pies clearing out Houston would have to be a sign they've landed the big fish.
>>157417063Kek
imagine how cringe it would be doing lines with your mates in a hotel whilst some bird you are paying for her tits to be out is just standing there listening to you talk shit
>>157417085hearing her coked up rambling for hours would ruin it desu
>>157416961My mum's got like 3 sets of these and a book about the pattern. Used to be everywhere in the 80s.
TIL during a 1976 concert Eric Clapton went on a tirade in which he claimed Britain is becoming "a black colony", that it should "get the foreigners out, get the wogs out, get the coons out", and repeatedly shouted the National Front slogan "Keep Britain White"
>>157417085my flaccid penis is very small and i dont want people to see it
what will Heeneys next childrens book be called?Dr Seuss Learns Consent?
>>157417064travis cloke in 2012
>>157416960Billy Brownless didn't and look what happened there.
this game means nothing and is boring
>>157417097my parents collect them loltheyre nice
>>157416981>>157416992savings account or treasury bonds is leaving money on the table in return for riskfree return (its called the risk free rate) nobody does this unless they're retarded boomers or some government or institution that needs zero volatility for specific reasons. You get about 10% from broad market ETF's. The higher return is paid for with short term volatility (ie down 10% one year up 21% the next = average 10% over the 2 years). With 10% annual return you will double your money in 7 years. This is exponential growth so 14 years you will 4x your money, 21 years you will 8x your money ect. This is why compounding interest is called "the powerful force in the universe". You should not rely on your super if you are smart, if you are smart you can be a retired multi millionaire in your 30's-40's just by investing a sizeable portion of an average wagie salary every week/month and not spending it on frivolous shit.
>>157417108Shalom.
Games starting
>>157417108>spending it on frivolous shit.at least we're nor speaking german
>>157417120What are the implications?
>>157417120have they talked about the swans yet?
>>157417114What does that mean?
are you excited to see both holman and hill get chaired off?
>>157417120>>157417124>>157417125i don't want to talk about it
this is far too many commentators? they're all going to be talking over each other
>>157417035another woman /tv/ was obsessed with for 3 months then forgot existed
The Front Bar didn't mention the sydney scandal at all.
>>157417134eddie betters fumbles and mutters his way through one sentence the entire gamehow good is diversity
philipou is so dogshit
>>157417134eddie doesn't really speak so it's ok
>>157417138Sexual assault is not a joking matter
>>157417141>>157417147eddie on the mind
Crowd: 12,728
>>157417134the only one of these i actually like is brad johnson
rather a diverse society than a society full of braindead knuckledragging white trash tradies teebh
Matt Rowell's shirt has been ripped. I can't control myself.
>>157417153kwabfold both clubs already
>>157417155
Imagine a society where everybody is like Kingy
>>157417108That 10% nominal return fantasy gets shredded the second you account for inflation and tax. Real historical broad-market returns sit closer to 6-7% net, meaning your purchasing power doubles roughly every 10 to 12 years, not 7. On an average wage, investing $1,000 a month for 15 years gets you around $315,000 in real purchasing power, nowhere near "retired multi-millionaire in your 30s." To hit millions that quickly on a standard salary, you either need an aggressive 70%+ savings rate, massive income growth, or extreme leverage.
why did eddie mcguire stop calling games? he was a fine caller, even on pies matches
>>157417164would not want to be driving on the roads thats for sure
Negative energy in this game
>>157417155rather a diverse society where the women want small/medium off-white cock than a society full of judgemental white women.
>>157417134Quantity over quality. Bring back Bruce, Drew Morphett, Sandy Roberts maybe Dipper around the boundary.
>The woman, who lives interstate, had come down to Melbourne on one of her regular visits early last week. >The woman, who cannot be identified, said she did not recognise any of the men as Swans players when she arrived, and did not know AFL.>There were “nine men” in the room, and she and another dancer were told they were tradies, she added. >“We did the show for less money than normal because we thought they were carpenters,” she said.
>In Round 6 of the 2007 AFL season, Geelong Cats humiliated Richmond by 157 points, winning 35.15 (222) to 10.8 (65). David King, working as an assistant coach for Richmond at the time under Terry Wallace, helped orchestrate a tactical game plan that completely backfired against a rampant Cats side
Guys i have a good joke,What would Matt Rowell be if he didn't play footy? A virgin!
>>157417168I'd rather just spend it on strippers and coke. Imagine having no money for 20 years so you can be a baller in 50s. Fuck that.
>>157417183Did he get beaten by what he knew?
>>157417182>"We did the show for less money than normal because we thought they were carpenters,” based stripper performing charity for the mentally challenged
>>157417182>"We did the show for less money than normal because we thought they were carpenters,” she said.Not only sexual assaults, but scammers at that.
>>157417153Why would you watch a game where losing to maybe get a better draft pick is unironically the better result?
>>157417155Worst of both worlds in Australia.Considering most tradies are either meds or eastern European trash.
>>157417183He's still seething about it, although he's now making much, much more in the media side than he ever would've coaching.
>>157417182>and did not know AFL.How did they know Cox then?
>>157417182>did not recognise any of the men as Swans players when she arrived, and did not know AFL.aflsissies, i thought we were the country's sport....
why am i watching this game
>>157417182She really shouldn’t be talking to the media
sick of rowells performative bullshit
>>157417155faggot
do indians feel an affinity to abos
>>157417202Woman, singular, the one who was assaulted, did not know they were AFL players since she's from NSW.The other women might have, or they realised later on that they were. Apparently Cox pulled them aside in the lobby to ask what was up.
>>157417206your life is empty
>>157417199t. dysgenic germoid trash
>>157417217
>>157417211u mad tradie bitch?
>>157417182>had come down to Melbourne on one of her regular visitsthat's a touring prozzie
>Earn $$$ from scamming pensioners>Get discounts from sex workersLife as a tradie sounds amazing.
kek remember Miller copping shit for dating that OF cum dumpster, bet he's having a laugh
rossball makes me question why i watch this shitfuck he's bad for the game
ironic if they knew they were afl players they probably would have got away with it an extra service for free
We need kingyball
>>157417219Get out of my country wog.>This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race.
>>157417239>AI expects her to be wearing gym bum pantswtf.
>>157417239straightest afl poster
>>157417068*POV: you wanted to go for a walk during the covid-19 lock downs but you were only wearing one mask instead of two
>>157417244sybau
sounds like prozzies need a cfmeu type setup if tradies are taking them for a ride
>>157417255Oh, a literal zoomer wog at that too.
Essenshit are going to play Port Adelaide Power at Etihad Stadium this Sunday afternoon in front of 10,000 people
>>157417252>CFMEU Defence Force logged on
>>157417042saw that same truck unloading at a big house in torquay this evening
>put the v on brad hill thinking he will take double digit marks and get 40 disposals>max hall mogging everyoneluckily for me i traded in max hall though
>>157417239fat slut
>>This country shall remain forever the home of the descendants of those people who came here in peace in order to establish in the South Seas an outpost of the British race.
The source said that, in addition to the >Swans players, two other men who are yet to be publicly identified were also there. They confirmed the mystery men were not current players.Grindr dates?
>>157417265>daniel andrews and forget about covid-19 era fascism silly paypig defence force logged on
lombard on fire without cancer petracca out there
>>157417277Read about the cultcha at Melbourne under previous coaches.
gold coast got RAPED on the pootucker trade
>>157417276YWNBAA
Lawyers are utterly useless cunts. I should have represented myself.
>>157417277kek it was Goodwin wasn't it
you have become the biggest blowie poosh
>>157417214Whatever happened to just paying a slut to fuck off and shut up? How did this blow up?
>>157417298whatd ya get champ
>>157417282>>157417291petracca is elite. hardwick cant coach.
>>157417282let that faggot cunt cook food on tiktok useless homo
>>157416756>Pies resting their young talent>Bane resting THE D.Annable>Carlton taking precautions with Hayward and finalist Haynes>Fred managing THREE>Dogs managing Libba and resting their youth>Cheatlong managing Blicavs and their new recruit>Crows managing premiership player Ah ChooWow what a load of horseshit. The AFL better come down HARD on these frauds
>>157417287Isn't Simon Goodwin at Sydney now?
>>157417303They supposedly unironically short changed her.
>>157417293Praise Jesus for that
>>157417309Good behavior, fine and conviction.
>>157417314ironic all the talking of resting and then sydney had the most outs
>>157417318Don't the boys get taught how to deal with this shit? Like just throw an extra $100, someone at the club will cover you and move on. Sydney boys are gay and retarded.
>>157417320Why are you crying then? Pack up and get the fuck out.
>>157417325they went all in on the tradie act, role playing as scamming parasites
>>157417325sydney are used to the afl sweeping it under the rug (ie buddy franklins cocaine addiction). golden boys face consequences for their actions and their entire plastic fan base cries.
Real SHOOTOUT energy this.
>>157417325>the club will cover youTherein lies the problem. Over a specific threshold like $50, even if it's chump change? Their accountants would fraud them out immediately. It's a monitored world now
>Why are you crying then? Pack up and get the fuck out.
>>157417325I guess with their "No dickheads" policy, they thought they were above that.
a bloke in thailand killed a prozzie over $20prozzie enjoyers are fucked in the head
>>157417338based victorian farmer trying to stop the spanish consortium from entering his land to put up wind turbines made in china
>Kyrgios is a cokehead>Swans are tradie-tier scumAustralia has fallen, our athletes are in the slumps
>>157417342kek
>>157417314kek WGAF, AFL would be kvetching harder over resting and the shekels lost if they weren't dealing with the biggest PR scandal in 15-20 years
I'm not allowed to post porn anymore
Fucked it all up lads
lol
>>157417358thats tom de koning
>go to private school>get the nepo footy gig>earn millions>hire cheap trash strippers money cannot buy taste
>>157417358>Dirt under fingernailsIn the bin.
Surely Gold Coast trade Petracca during the trade season?
God put me on this earth to exploit Irish emigrant girls who are desperate for housing for sex
>>157417361same leg mass as the dog. pathetic
>>157417358Where's her tits? Those are tiny hands.
> The same report alleges that the sexual assault complaint was a “slap on the backside,” noting that detail remained unconfirmed.omg the trauma
>>157417358>tattooOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>157417358>no tattoosinto the trash
>>157417358>ruin your career over a woman that looks like your missus anyway
>>157417361Where's his bulge?Did he get aggro with the stripper because she laughed?
>>157417359It's okay Isaac, we forgive you
>>157417358That's a man.
>>157417358man arms
>>157417358THATSABLOKE
>>157417358fat slut
>31-46 in a quarter124 -v- 184
>>157417358Lgm
>>157417358>forearm hairindicative of higher test, she'd be a great fuck
>>157417358Is that the girl?
>>157417389meant for>>157417329
Anyone know the name of the stripper?
just another manic monday
>>157417375Left wrist, degeneratebro.
>>157417398Yeah mate
sydney sweeney wont be back now
>>157417374>>157417375the pooality of /pooalf/
>>157417398Yeah
Gonna kill myself
so what you go to the rippers these days and they shill you their only fans? grim
>>157417398Pal
>>157417420Based Heeney
>>157417414i heard she's changing her name to collingwood sweeney
this is what $210 gets you in ccptoria
How would Dimma have handled the swans situation?
>>157417434would suck her toes right there on the train while her friends made fun of me
>opponent has the v on max hallim so fucking sick of this bullshit
>>157417434I am unironically rock hardCertain I fucked her or her sister at a Coburg house party in 2015
>>157417434bit of vagina there
>>157417444>I am unironically rock hardpost it xo
>>157417435not fronted up to the (((media))) like a goy. not answered any questions. not dropped any of his players. stood by them. defended them. arrogantly marched forward to the 10th place play off game while pocketing millions in kickbacks from the chinese businessmen of the gold coast area.
>>157417434Imagine the smell of that cunt
>>157417434her knickers are all stained, yuck
>>157417434wonder if she has a tidy butthole
>>157417449n-no anon-kunI'm shy
>>157417434Was trying to find this picture as that's what I was imagining she looked like but couldn't find it, then scroll down 3 posts and there it is.Noice.
>>157417450Kek
>>1574174605G does it again!
Onlyfans is a disgrace
I'm 7 pints deep and watching porn at a pub on Bourke St
Are you cunts going to talk about the footy?
>>157417468You can post that on Insta?
>>157417468>Wide shoulders>No hipsYeah, that's a hard no, brah.
>>157417471>pigs who pay for onlyfans are a disgrace Ftfy champ
Wanna wank each other off soon?
Why'd that get fucking deleted?
Saint KildaSaint KildaOut we come, out we comeOut we come to playJust for recreation's sakeTo pass the time awayLots of fun, heaps of funEnjoy yourself today
So apparently that guy leaking the GTA VI videos has a playable copy of the game
>>157417468>no ass>nipple piercings>the beta bitch twirling shit in the backgroundsad all round
One time I was fucking a prossie in doggy at Pussy Galore Heidelburg and my hair was still wet from the shower, and she turned around angrily because she thought I was spitting on her back.
I've paid for onlyfans accounts 6 or 7 times and been scammed every time
>>157417471Who the fuck pays for porn or to 'talk' to a foid who gets fucked on camera? Must be a pajeet thing.
>>157417487idk but they tried to give my mate a 3 dayer for it
>>157417497Isaac already knows the foids are sending him to jail for life, so he may as well keep going with the leaks
>>157417502money laundering
>>157417497GTA series is complete shit. Get bored after 2-3 hours as everything is the same.
>>157417500>You can cum inside my mouth, pussy and anus>But your saliva my skin?!? That's an ick
>>157417497probably a guerilla marketing campaign
>>157417516They use condoms you absolute retard
>>157417520haha if a negro was behind it, it would be a gorilla marketing campaign iykwim
>>157417516prozzies are weird like that. this one prozzie i used to see let me do all kinds of stuff to her and she would do naughty things to me but she didnt like cum on her.
>>157417526Depends how much you pay. No idea why anyone would go bare on a fucking sex worker though.
>prozzies
>>157417526He didn't say the spit wasn't inside a condom too?
>>157417529The whole point of them is to do weird shit your Mrs isn't into so you don't go cheat on her with some Fetlife weirdo.
>>157417498she has what i would call perfect tits and assreal thoroughbred bodytype
>>157417528Not funny
>>157417513Have you tried San Andreas?
Haha I was passing though Flinders St Station yesterday and there's this shop on the Swanston St exit called "rozzis"Had to do a double take!Thought of you lads and almost took a picture but thought it would be too rude haha but topical still
>>157417542I laughed
>>157417543Don't know what number that is.Played GTA, GTA2 and GTA3. Never finished any of them.
>>157417553you fuckin 50 or something
>>157417168you should always use nominal returns not inflation adjusted because inflation varies over periods and sectors. Some things inflate at different rates than others. Investing only 30k a year will get you 1m in 16 years starting from 0. 40k a year will get you 2m in 19 years starting from 0.
>>157417516>>157417526>>157417529>>157417532>>157417536At Pussy Galore Heidelburg the diamond service ($200) which I had at the time lets you do BBBJ and 69, as well as deep kissing, but I had paid $80 extra to cum inside without a condom.You still have to shower beforehand, which is why my hair was wet. I would choose to shower anyway.
>>157417553Get filtered bitch
>>157417559kek
Do they still open the gates for the end of AFL games? Thinking about walking down to watch the end of this shootout
How does this game impact Nick Daicos and his chances of a Brownlow? The little genius is ready, lubed and down for anything at this point.
>>157417566you had to shower because youre a fat smelly cunt
>>157417566That's quite cheap for cum insideMight head down tonight!!
Meet the stripper that brought an AFL giant to it's knees
>>157417540no true. ive seen hundreds of prozzies and most of them were not into kinky stuff or at least unless you paid them extra (sometimes they wanted 5x their price KEK) (which i never did) so i would just fuck them and leave. and before you come up with some contrived cope like hurr durr you must be ugly or something, not i got a lot of freebies from a lot of genuinely good looking prozzies, but spread across a few hundred of them, those percentages of prozzies willing to is quite low.in my humble experience.
So the GTA leaks confirm the map is fucking massive. Vice City itself is as big as the entire GTA V map
>>157417500>>157417516Prostitutes are at constant risk of their customers removing the condom to ejaculate on/in them, which they obviously don't appreciate.When she felt the liquid dripping on her back she thought anon was ejaculating on her back, which considering he was hammering away at her obviously means he didn't have to pay the big dick surcharge.
I've played GTA1, GTA2, GTA3, GTSA (finished), GTA4 (finished)Thank you for reading my post :-)
>>157417566Enjoy your antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea and chlamydia. Fucking retard.
Nick Daicos is inevitable
>>157417585not going to lie the gameplay looks too realisticlooks like its lost the arcade aspect of gta games that makes them actually fun
>>157417574I don't smell...
There's an Irish slut begging for my cockReckon I should unleash unworldly pleasures for her?
don't give a fuck about shitarse GTAwaiting for the new Fire Emblem
>>157417559>Never had an original PlaystationGrim.
>>157417580keek
>>157417602what aflw team does she play for?
>>157417571it'll encourage him to get more easy touches
>>157417571What happens if he doesn't win the brownlow? Will he get awarded an honorary one for services to the game?
>>157417581Yep, don't get the point. Just go pick up a slut or use tinder or something. Fuck, have a wank to some nice porn. You could've had a house deposit with the money you spent on ugly, diseased holes.
>>157417609
>>157417580swan*
Worst part is that whores going to make so much money from this
>>157417591This is wrong, she specifically asked if I was spitting on her. She's Asian like all the girls at Pussy Galore Heidelberg so she had to repeat herself because of her accent.They are okay for you to cum on them at Pussy Galore Heidelberg, as long as it's not in them.
>>157417566>$80 extra to cum inside without a condomGirls really increase the risk of diseases to such an extent over $80?Although I guess with BBBJ they're already at risk.
Brad Hill is such a shit and overrated footy player
>>157417602shove a potato up her guinness factory
>>157417623I already subbed to her onlyfans in case she drops some footage from the hotel
>>157417618i agree but some men are just built different. i am not capable of giving enough of a fuck about a woman to keep her happy but at least i know that and have not fucked up some poor kids life by having them with a woman that shits me. and one night stand sluts have gotten way too demanding and entitled so luckily prozzies exist.
Is it abo round again?
Some of you would prefer a dominatrixThey will do things to your bum
>>157417630how do they get the cum out so quick for the next bloke
>>157417627>U SPITTU ON ME ANON??
>>157417054my wife unironically looks like this
>i agree but some men are just built different. i am not capable of giving enough of a fuck about a woman to keep her happy but at least i know that and have not fucked up some poor kids life by having them with a woman that shits me. and one night stand sluts have gotten way too demanding and entitled so luckily prozzies exist.
>>157417630 >let a few older blokes you can trust cum in you>that nights meth taken care of
>>157417645No, Mac Andrew is a straight up Sudo nigger
>>157417585>>157417599>Mission is on the other side of town>3 hour commute in peak hour traffic
>>157417580Chad Warner wanks on all fours
>>157417656uh oh its the sheltered bloke that hates that theres men out there that have themselves figured out because hes still busy playing with toys
who was sitting in the hotel cuck chair
>>157417434>>157417444>>157417455https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8YtMZJg_qU propa English rose
One time I went to a Thai massage and opted for extras, paid $100 extra for a nude handjob, she let my touch lots and ended up fingering her, suddenly she climbed on top of me in 69 position amd I fingered her till she came, then I wanked myself off until I came while I fingered her, didn’t eat her out was too scared, is this good value or a normal experience for $100
>>157417614That’s only fair. He should get a Norm as well.
>>157417649To quote the other anon:>69, as well as deep kissing"You're so wet!"
>>157417585based>>157417661RIP
>>157417674is she some wannabe influencer or something?
good game of footy tonight
>have themselves figured out
Crazy that Hardwick's team is sponsored by Sixt when sexting killed his marriage
>>157417611I need Daicos Dad cam to confirm this.
>>157417673
>>157417684
>>157417649I can only speak from seeing it at Pussy Galore Heidelberg, but the showers have the extension hoses, and they bring some sheepee looking thing that they put on the end and they squat in the shower and spray that inside themselves until it's out.
>>157417674women are so fucking dire
>>157417675>paid $100 extra for a nude handjob>I wanked myself off until I came
>>157417697We all went out and we got grimola
>>157417675that's good value
>>157417675>till she came
>fucking hundreds of prozzies
Quite fraudulent of Rowell to turn up for just the last two games of the season
>>157417722for me its finding the one (prozzie)
>>157417697i dont think water is meant to go in pussies like thatit will probably get rusty or something
>>157417675that would be hot af if she had a dick sat on your face throat fucking you and you licked her balls while fingering her prostatebe a fucking bargain too corr
I'll pray for you guys, ok?
half time
>>157417724Where does he end up next year?
Create a newie thanks Turbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLrxCSP_Ec4now this was a footy showhow good was hughsey
>>157417733Half time animals
Forgive them father, they know not what they do.
>theres men out there that have themselves figured out>ive seen hundreds of prozzies
>>157417743
>>157417718She 100% came. Squirted all over my face.
>>157417743>>157417753
bro got pissed on and paid for it lmao
>>157417754>>157417762great value extras for only $100
Fuck the regular prozzie i go to at a massage shop wouldn't let me do it without a condom and told me to be careful. I wonder what she caught
make me a new thread
fair bit of sex having larping going on tonight
>>157416676Clearly bait, but take your fucken naan back home and study the game. Maybe get some sort of head stabiliser too to hide the wobbles.
>>157417777>>157417777>>157417777
Post your cocks lads
>>157417770
Staying here until someone makes a thread that won't be deleted in 10 minutes
>>157417754That's piss
>>157417811BIGBRAINED
spastic jannies
slash their pay
>>157418286won't someone pick up the phone?BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT
Keeeeeeeeek Someone is absolutely mouldering rn
didn't realise we had 4 threads up kek
>>157418290>Porn OP with animal abuse postsYeah, just delete the whole thing.
Thread was so naughty it got deletedNice one /afl/
NEW>>157418300>>157418300>>157418300
A certain someone shat up that thread
>>157418319yeah, a g**m**
>>157418325
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