stuff you janniesfooty now: who cares
Anime
Large, natural breasts on white women
footballers are really tradies when you think about it
he won't like this one
Are you worthless pieces of shit even watching the footy?
HEAVE HO UNNA
Posted some of my best stuff and it's lost to the bin.
Someone start posting gore, I'll start up the porn kek
Might talk footy
>>157418318Yeah, good first half. Terrible 2nd. Nothing result.
I just can't watch this in good conscious knowing there's a chance that one of these players may have smacked a strippers arse.
>>157418318Legit one of the worst games you'll ever see.
>>157418327Why do you keep requesting gore?Whats your problem?
Why do the Aints always have a large volume of bog average dross on their list? I remember 10 or so years ago it was guys like Jack Lonie, Seb Ross, Jimmy Webster, Luke Dunstan, Daniel McKenzie, etc.Today it's Mich Owens, Cooper Sharman, Dan Butler, Boxhall, Hugo Garcia...somehow this club just always ends up with bog average dogpoo
Who's your favourite pornstar?Who likes footy or something. Keep it on topic
>TDK dislocated shoulder in the last minute of a dead rubberKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
De Koning shoulder finally cooked in the last 41 seconds of his year.
>>157418340They spend most of their salary cap on a few star players.Then all they can afford is list cloggers to make up the rest of the spots.
What's the best gore that there's been in footy?
KWAB
NO REFUNDS
>>157418344Dolly Dyson
I'm not watching the footy haha
>>157418340Garcia and Michito are good, Cooper Sharman is dogshit. Campbell Lake is also good.Saints somehow have all their best players injured lately. TDK and Silvagni this game. Nas and King, Ryan injured.
>>157418352leg breaks or that massive gash in dudes thigh earlier this year
>>157418352Nathan Brown's leg was the gold standard. It was broadcast many, many times in slow motion from multiple angles.I believe it was this that brought in the 'don't show gory injuries / wait until the person is okay' rules.
Cry more to bitch-coded traitor dog TDKHope you die so I can piss on your grave
>>157418365AH ME LEG
who did the raping do they know yet?
Matt Rowell: Every game means something!
TDK may be a traitor but he isn't a coward like Robert Walls
If you think about it, tradies are the dalits of white people
>Saints have a disappointing season>Only 50 seconds left until it's all over
>>15741835047% of the annual salary cap is spent on NWM, TDK, Wilkie, Flanders, Silvagni, Ryan and Phillipou. That's horrendous list management.
Spud is the eternal coward champion
>>157418389they took jack billings at pick 1 instead of da bont
>>157418388i mean the hired ross lyon
>>157418389>SilvagniFeels weird to include him in that list. He's might be on something like 600-800k, but has been an absolute rock for them down back. A really good recruit.
Honestly? Don't blame the janny for deleting the AI slop OPHowever, what I /do/ blame the janny for is deleting the quads OPbalances out, I guess. Therefore I won't dock his pay
>>157418394*pick 3 but point stands
>>157418400Shut up SOS, no one is buying it
>Geelong going to try get Marshall again in the offseason since they have TDK>TDK does his shoulder in the last minute, will need a reconstruction and rehab>Saints will want Marshall as a backupFUCK
Fuck up wallsperg
>>157418389I think they were rumoured to be trying to get Butters over on close to 2 mil a year as well, which would put them at like 30% of the cap with just 3 players if that does eventuate.
Just a quick reminder that I won the last thread and I've shaped this one to my wishes tooSo suck shit soi cuck millennial postersYour lives are over. Accept it
>>157418410
>>157418400>Feels weird to include him in that list.That list features good players. NWM and Wilkie are top liners by position. It's just that 7 players taking up virtually half of your cap, especially when they aren't all A-graders, is awful list management.
>>157418428Silvagni isn't really overpaid though for what he's put out.
TTDKD
>>157418428>It's just that 7 players taking up virtually half of your cap, especially when they aren't all A-graders, is awful list management.The issue is more that the rest of their team is shit. Hall, Wilson are good, maybe Hill, the rest of their team are C or D graders.
Gore time tho?If you've got fresh indian train deaths would love to see them (bear in mind: I've seen a lot of them)
Why is this spastic forcing this new mick so hard
>>157418300Why did the thread get heemed? Haven't seen that on here before.
>>157418451crisp, the game's done, normalcunts have gone to bednow the real /alf/ can begin
>>157418327Just go to the /uhg/ threads on /pol/. The Ukraine stans love goreposting.
Thinking Aurelia for tonight's kino
>>157418388Checked. Some of you saints fan cucks have defended Max King for coming on half a decade, truly a bunch of cucks.
>>157418457Cunts.
>>157418456Not sure. Maybe he thought there were too many threads or just decided to nuke it for being too off topic.
anyone got the old google drive leak? trying to get a view of chad warner's cock and arsehole
>NOOOOO, you need to lurk Moar and understand the thread culture before you start posting or elseHow about fuck off idiotI do what I want
If anything which goes against the rules is posted in this thread I'm going to report it.
>>157418448>The issue is more that the rest of their team is shit.That's going to happen when you concentrate your cap on a small group of players. Leaves a lot less to go around. They've almost certainly frontloaded the shit out of a bunch of those contracts due to not having much else but it could very easily blow up in their face if a few guys like Hall, Wilson, and Garcia take the next step and they can't match the sort of money rivals clubs are able to offer them.
>>157418477Yeah no idea how to transfer it or whether it’s legal to
Whingeposter is a millennialI can tell for one simple reason: he does not deserve life. He's blown his chance
>St Kilda win 1 more game than last year. Still don't make an extended finals.How much money did they spend to get themselves a worse draft spot?
I'm drawing a line in the sand
whingeception
>https://www.bandt.com.au/sydney-swans-backlash-telstra-colgate-palmolive-suspend-isaac-heeney-sponsorship/HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>>157418485The cap thing is a recent issue. My point is that their list sucks because their drafting has been shit besides a few picks that seem more like luck (Hall, Wilson, NWM). They're also persisting with a bunch of players that look dogshit. They did frontload some contracts, Philipou is getting paid a stupid amount currently.
>>157418499*yoink*x
Remember when 300 games meant something? I reckon over half of all 300 gamers were born after 1990
>>157418513League becoming going professional so more money into facilities, sports science getting better and more games being played overall.Pendles record will probably stand for about a decade or so.
>She has also alleged the players “told us they were carpenters” and therefore could not pay the full rate.carpenters on suicide watch
>>157418510They keep finishing middle of the table. Look at their last decade of finishes>11th, 12th, 12th, 6th, 10th, 10th, 6th, 14th, 16th, 11thBasically the worst spots for list regeneration. Continually in No Man's Land where they're not playing finals but also not bringing in elite talent. Since they miss out on the pointy end of the draft it means they have to absolutely nail their picks and as you pointed out they just suck at identifying and developing talent.Also because they're an undesirable location they can't attract talent in a trade because there's 9 other teams in Victoria people would prefer to go to, hence overpaying the shit out of a ruckman or your best player to not go back to his home state.
>>157418546they do shoddy work every week so close enough
>>157418549Ross the Dross isn’t the man.
>Mitch Cleary & Tom Morris to play in the Legends gamewill they survive?
>>157418546That's just good commerical negotiation, hardly rape
>>157418546>worth millions>larp as chippies to avoid paying full rate>still retarded enough to do coke off their bodies and then sexually assault themfuck it at this point it’s not even a suspension it’s a life ban
>>157418546IF they actually believed the players were carpenters as they claimed and gave them a discounted rate...THEN how did they know to go to Swans staff in the lobby to confront them and air their grievances about being underpaid, etc?
>>157418558Buddy will bury Morris for a laugh
>>157418566whole floor was booked for the Swans, soon as she said she was diddled by those chippies on floor x it was over
>>157418549Yeah, I agree. Being middle of the table is worse than being at the bottom but not many people seem to talk about that.
>>157418456Animal torture was reported to the jannies. They saw all the animal pictures posted in the thread, along with the AI porn OP, and decided to nuke it from orbit.
>>157418508He was sponsored by Palmolive? Dude's skin looks like he runs around in the sun with no sunscreen.
>>157418557You wouldn't have thought so. The club being the only one to not meet with Murphy Reid and Logan Morris in their draft years, one of those definitively on the strict direction of Ross, suggests he, or the people he's surrounding himself with, are not the answer to their talent issues.
>>157418583You only ever want to be in the middle of the table if you're just falling short of finals because of either injury or the core of your team being not quite ready. Overachieving and hitting that range with a poor list is fucking pointless.
>>157418566IF the article says SHE, singularTHEN anon uses they, pluralAnon = retard.
>>157418606>IF the article says SHE, singular>“told us they were carpenters” >"us"Cut your throat, simp faggot.
>>157418655She was speaking from her perspective. She didn't recognise them as AFL players as she comes from /nrl/ land.
What's the bet Essendon snags a win and fucks up their draft?
>>157418672>vs poortcould honestly do it
>>157418672Allir and JHF are big outs but even then I doubt the Bombers do it. I guess the silver lining is that even if they do there's no out and out gun and the draft is supposed to be pretty even.
IF I whisper the words "no homo"THEN sucking the cock in front of me doesn't make me gay
Yeah nah, I'm a carpenter, aye...
>All Australian team 4 nights away>Still no squadSurely you don't need that much deliberation to replace Heeney, Warner and Blakey? Blakey wouldn't have even made the final team.
did you blokes enjoy the game tonight?
>>157418719my Reidy a lock now
>>157418719>Need to replace 10% of the squadIt takes time.People will be trying to find out who the replacements were so you need to make sure they're all up to level.
>Heeney, Warner and Blakey, regarded as some of the best players in the competition, are impossible to replace and it's been more than six years - round 10, 2020 - since the Swans played a game without at least one of that trio on the field.KEK
>>157418728I'd still have Bailey, Pickett and Bolton ahead of him for the HFF spots, though two of those were probably already in the team somewhere so maybe he makes it. Rankine also ahead even if he had a shit first half of the year and has been playing a lot more midfield than forward.
>>157418718He actually never identifies himself as a carpenter in the gospels tbfahwy
>>157418736>Need to replace 10% of the squad7.5% and also surely they had a shortlist of 60 or so players. A few of those that were on the borderline just get bumped up the chain.
>>157418723I did they played with passion. It feel sorry for the gold coast player who was retiring, because they made him look dumb when they keep asking him what are you going to do now.
>dougal howard scored 1 sc pointworst farewell game of all time? didn't watch the game btw
>>157418765>what are you going to do now?might head to the Pullman
>>157418774He said he was going to go labour and play footy in his brothers team. Then they end interview with yeah it's unfortunate how players end their careers not knowing what to do and struggling to transfer. The guy is still in ear shot.
>>157418790fucking kek
>>157418512kek alwaysx
should’ve watched the rugby tonight instead
Imagine if Daicos carelessly concusses a guy tomorrow night, gets suspended, and becomes ineligible for the Brownlow the week after the season ends.
‘Real [sic] Bad: Heeney’s fiancee [sic] leaves Sydney’
>>157418838Eddie would move heaven and earth to get him off
>>157418838MRO wouldn't suspend himAFL wouldn't either.
>>157418852i bet he would iykwim haha
>>157418849she's gonna go rail lines and sit on BBC on the Gold Coast
>>157418858CORRRRRR
>>157418849Are you adding the [sic]s?What's the one behind Real for?Feel like giving fiancee one for not using a 'é' is very picky.
>>157418849>vapid, boring woman flies to Noosa to sit on her phone in some resort
>>157418866should be "really" bad I assume
>>157418866Yes‘Real’ should be ‘Really’I’m being picky with ‘fiancée’, granted
>>157418856HAHAHA
the incel pedo richo
>>157418879>‘Real’ should be ‘Really’Even for what is essentially a title?
>>157418903Yes. Grammar is grammar.
RICHO UHPEDO YUHINCEL CUH
If you don't google a word to get the foreign accented letter anon will stick a [sic] on you.
[sic] em rex iykwim haha
>>157418853>AFL risking an massive integrity issue after all the Swans shitDoubt it. If there was an obvious suspension-worthy infringement they'd bite the bullet and suspend him.
>>157418937Good guy clause. Worked for Ablett (first instance), Pendlebury and Charlie Cameron.
>>157418943I just don't think they would want another scandal off the back of two consecutive scandals. Plus the betting agencies would love it as they're suddenly off the hook for millions and the market would completely open up with Daicos out.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/99215293/#99216791
>>157418937>>157418943funnily enough a Daicos suspension would go a long way to wash the current news cycle
>>157418963Likely considering McRae would take it to the Supreme Court.
>>157418960is richo nrlsperg?
>>157418983https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/83692540/#83696385
Do NOT let /nrl/ see this.
>>157419011Was the bottom one also two minnow teams with absolutely nothing to play for?
>>157419011Now do % of stadium filled
>>157419024dunno, sounds like cope though.
>>157419011>nrl outdrawing the footy is genuinely newsworthykekactually surprised it was 14,4k. was fully expecting it be under 10k. guess they only turned up for hill's 300th
>no one turned upto a st kilda vs gc dead rubbercolour me shocked
>>157419031AFL: 25%NRL: 59%
>>157419045NRL wins again
>nrlcunt is not hanging his hat on some match from his sport's attendance outperforming a meaningless Saints vs Gold Coast match by 3000 people
With Gold Coast winning they moved ahead of North Melbourne on the ladder.Before the game, North were getting pick #6.After the game, North will be getting pick #5 and #23 (end of first round bonus pick if anyone bid matches).Beating Sydney on the weekend will take them back to the earlier single pick #6.
>Eagles complain about Harley Reid's treatment to the umpires>Gets 6 free kicks the following week>Suns complain about Matt Rowell's treatment to the umpires>Gets 7 free kicks the following weekNew meta just dropped. Need to complain to the umpires about the treatment one of your players get each week.
>Bontempelli just had a child>Epworth Freemasons MaternityUh, is he a freemason?
>>157419245FWIW Catholics are explicitly banned from freemasonry, his wife must have a glowie dad or something
>>157419011>AAMI parksince when have the ABC been allowed to use commercial names?
>>157419851>14,429 @ Docklands>17,780 @ AAMI Park>17,780 @ Melbourne Rectangular StadiumGuess it was a formatting choice so it had a comparable length. Same reason they stock 'at Docklands' on the end of the AFL teams playing to more closely match the NRL length.
>mfw Heeney wins the brownlow
>>157419933The AFL officially doesn't know the count and doesn't check it.:^)
>>157418546FUCKING TRADIES!
>>157419256Under Vatican II anything goes
>>157420192fuck off cunt i was sleeping and you woke me up
It's time to hit the road and head towards the building site.
>>157420554>All Tradie Adventures
>>157420617https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCefILV1s3FCHMiLgsy7JDRQ
>>157420554glory hole friday mate
>>157419150Kek imagine being still being up after a 12 hour coke fuelled bender and taking fan pics with kids while the ripper you had an altercation with is talking with your bosses behind you trying to get you fired and destroy your life. He looks well all considering.
>>157418753jesus was strictly cashies chippy. dont want to fuck with his roman cenno and get his dole garnished. turning water into wine is cool but he can't magic durries and maccas out of thin air aye. sure filet o fishes = piss easy but srs not gunna eat that erryday.
>>157418774so the pullmanm, you mean wet on wellington?
collingwood's board are somehow involved in (and split on) the decision to pendles out to pasture or give him one more yearTM
Morning losers What a fine day it is to be me, and a shit one for you to be you
>>157421347PENDLES GREAT BLOKE
I feel like smoking ice today
>>157421479
>>157421479Crisp my uncle every day
gma
Opinions on foids?
>>157421618Bitch turned herself into a Pandora bracelet lmao
>>157421681I'd love to degrade her and pump her full of cumWhere does she live (suburb, don't need address)
>>157421618female lachie neale ahh nigga
>>157421618might as well commit and do the rest of her body. she will look leopard-esque when it's done
>>157421618Vile
The only tattoo I would consider getting it a tasteful ring of text around my anus beseeching "spit first"I hope that it would never be seen or become necessary. But it could become my saving grace in a very dark moment
>>157421771ha ha ha ha ha ha
>>157421771>>157421681's little sister has this tattoo as well
Thursday night crowds >afl, 14429 >nrl, 17880And the afl game was played under cover Oh no no no no no MUH CROWDS bros what happened
>>157421876thats crazy seeing as the Melbourne storm are having their worst season in 20+ years
Where can I buy a measuring tape in the CBD?
>This masthead has previously reported that, in addition to the Swans players present in the hotel room, two other men who are yet to be publicly identified but are not current players were also there. The alleged victim told the Herald Sun that there had been nine men in the hotel room. The club has previously said there were no other Swans players present.GRINDR ORGY
>>157421907Bet you it was the Duck haha bloody mad lad
>>157421876>And the afl game was played under coverthis almost always leads to lower crowds and i have absolutely no idea whywhy the FUCK would you want to watch at the McGround where it's cold, windy and drizzly all night rather than the comfy indoor docklands stadium.McGround games get good attendances, docklands games do not. melburnians are a strange lot
The only thing Dimma has ever been right about is that Docklands has no sovl
>>157421947the same dimma that somehow managed to dim the snus this season?he wouldn't know his eye holes from his arse hole
>>157421876>a clash between two of the most successful and well-supported clubs in the nrl only eeked out 3k more people than a meaningless clash between two minnow teams with tiny supporter bases in the aflthis is not the own you think it is nrlsperg, now scram you sad manlet freak
lelburnians are so spoilt by the McGround that an objective 10/10 footy stadium like docklands is seen as the peasants groundwould laugh if the McGround is taken out of action and they have no choice but to finally embrace it
>>157421933you're a spastic if you think docklands is better than the mcg, especially with the roof closed. it is an utterly soulless experience.t. not a smellburnian
>concrete jungle shithole sterile corpo-owned stadium named after capeshit is "comfy"
>>157422002nah you're the spastic if you think being in that fuckhueg, open air concrete canyon is in any way a good viewing experience vs the roofed coliseum with the stands right on top of the field
If the bum slapping story is true then I do actually feel bad for the Swans guys. Like yeah technically you're violating her consent i guess if you do one extra bum slap for a bit of a laugh, but it's such a minor thing it's not worth having your career destroyed. And it's definitely not as bad as the initial allegations of knocking someone's teeth out or trying to finger rape someone against their will.
I've never slapped a women's bum
>>157422018can't wait for today's update when it goes from a bum slap to a comment about her body
>>157419150The """victim""" was wearing trackies, socks and Birkenstocks?Hmmm
swasn fucked up here. should have seen it was turning into another nothingburger but still "torpaedoed their season" over it. wait for the dust to clear and the facts to come out. poor governance.players will rightly be fucked off and lose faith in the club but at least the reddit army baying for blood were somewhat satisfied.
>>157422014i bet you haven't been to either you worthless deadshit so don't speak on it. fuck off spastic
>>157422061you don't have the clue about what makes a great footy ground, sonny. don't even try to shit talk me you little weasel
>>157422018>>157422058this desumy catters would never
>>157422075you think docklands is a good stadium champ, you are verifiably retardedi bet you think the scg is also a good ground
stadium autists FUCK OFF
>>157422058if they had talked to the players, why didnt they know it was nothing?surely heeney says "yeah nah was just spanking her, but we paid her" and the brainstrust at the swans can spend 30mins thinking about it and realising theyre not even going to be charged with anything
>>157422162the scg is the only good ground matehome of sport in australia
They threw the players involved under the bus to appease people who could not give a fuck if footy disappeared tomorrow.
footy the morrow
>>157421890orficeworks in the QV. or swing by Stage Door and I'll give you one. (a tape measure)
roughing up sex workers is pretty low desu, they are priestesses of the sex gods
>>157422033save it for court, rapist
>>157422184Because if they hadn't punished them the AFL was ready to step in and suspend them anyway.The accusations of sexual assault from 5 players in what looks like some sleezy drug orgy gone wrong is more than enough bad press for the AFL to demand suspensions. Even if the actual incident was minor it was reported as sexual assault which will be taken very seriously. A lot of people are demanding the players be suspended until the investigation is concluded which could theoretically go well into next year. Not suspending them would be seen as peak boys club and spitting in the face of a possible sexual assault victim.
>>157422227In Victoria the offence of non-penetrative sexual touching is called "sexual assault". In every other state the offence of "sexual assault" means penetrative rape. When national media report accurately report the Victorian allegations as "sexual assault" everyone (wrongly) assumes it means rape.
>beating and touching up a prozzie is okay because MY team did it!sad state of affairs from you lot, swasnsook fuckwits.
>>157422227i would be suing the AFL for the suspension. they need to be taught a lesson about innocent until proven guilty. who fucking cares if the media were reporting x, y and z - all that matters is what actually happened, and getting strippers alone is not suspension worthy
I dont mind colonial stadium. Its not pretty. Just functional. Back when it opened it didnt have the same facilities/rooms as the mcg, so some past players groups were unable to do their half time 3rd quarter lunch/piss up. They had to go to the livewire bar so they were unable to being their platters of sandwiches and party lies to marvel. Not sure if it exists anymore. So its souless in that regard.
>>157422265talking about tarnishing reputations, the afl suspending prematurely is tarnishing the players reputations. god i would be going kanye mode on twitter right now if I was one of the players who dindu nuffin
>>157419011First it was getting our television audience smashed by NRLW, now we're getting our crowds dominated by NRL in our home city.
they were suspended for partying all night with drugs and strippers during the season right before finals you dunderheads
>>157422302hello nrlspergwe remember your sex tourism adventure in sri lanka faggot, imagine rooting underaged pajeetas and proudly posting about it like the thai flag subhuman
>>157422337BUT UHH WOT CWIME DID DEY COMMIT UHH WHERS DA EBIDENCE
Is partying and strippers illegal?
>>157422338why the fuck would i go to Sri lanka for sex tourism retard
>>157422375nopebut it goes against the sydney internal expectations and behavioural standards so thats why they were suspended you dense fuck
>pretending you don't know that athletes aren't meant to be partying all night and doing drugs because it is bad for performance, culture and public perception
>>157422337>>157422397tell that to the reddit army of truth and justice
>player touched a lap dancerplay on.
begone turkroach
>>157422206Thanks brotherI'm quite near the Officeworks so will swing by thereThere's a Big W right nearby too right? They'd have the goods as well
ask a simple question>green text sentence of head cannon about things you are supposedly doing
fire the port side head cannons
are internal expectations and behavioural standards laws?
>goes to the races the night before the hip*wins the grand final*
>>157422637irrelevant question
for an irrelevant statement
>sex workers are le powerful women worthy of respect>but seeing sex workers is bad for club reputationhmmmm, riddle me that lawpoof
>>157422696There's still time to delete this
We polled 100 people on the streets of Melbourne and they have made their views clear, by overwhelming majority, that sex work is NOT real work.
Remember when HRC slayed with the "Delete your account" tweetThat was such a queen move
is cocaine possession illegal?
>>157422636meant head coaches iykwim haha
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
Two words, five syllables: Nick Daicos
>>157422766he's playing tonight
Yes but you have to prove who was in possession of it.
>>157422793*charges everyone present*what now?
>partying all night: bad for performance, club culture>hiring strippers while in relationships: sleazy, immoral, salacious>getting into altercation with strippers that spills into public view: retarded, salacious>cocaine use: illegal, bad for culture, bad for public image>causing a huge public shitstorm before a finals campaign with the ideal starting position: fucking dog actplenty of reason to suspend those fuckwits and trade them even without sexual assault desu
Burn the club down fold the afl dissolve the nation some young men in fact footballers of all people were partying and taking drugs and had strippers this is a humanitarian crisis of massive proportions.
>>157422847don't waste your time with the retard
>>157422827*bangs hammer*not guilty xitterlets
>>157422847>partying all night: not a suspension>hiring strippers: not a suspension>getting into altercation with strippers that spills into public view: could easily not be their fault at all, strippers are crazy. not a suspension >cocaine use: wait for the convictions, not a suspension>causing a huge public shitstorm: medias fault, youd be dumb to let the media force your team into suspending players
IF i did what the sydney 5 did on a work tripTHEN i would be fired
The point is it was dumb but not earth shattering you don't need to go into a hysterical fit over it like you just got a nintendo for Christmas.
>>157422915go sony btw
swasnpoof is in a meltdown
>>157422904turns out they are suspended so feel free to join reality when you feel brave enough lil bro
>>157422907No you wouldn't in fact your work probably legally couldn't suspend you until the conclusion of the investigation.
The wife
>>157422932They can challenge the suspensions under right to work though if they wanted to.
Isaac Peeney haha
>>157423012more like Isaac Suspeendy
>>157422928>youll accept ze leftist ruling and you vill ze happy
First and foremost, I'm a massive cuck without a spine so I will supplicate myself to whatever the cultural moment dictates.
>>157423001meant for >>157422928
>>157423031your absolutely boiling this morning you little cute retard
>>157423012Isuc Peanut
>>157423001that's such a good idea you should reach out to them personally and let them know.
You vill respect ze sex vorker and you vill be happy
>>157423078continue to tow the party line commrade youre smart as
>>157421947Wrong. Docklands is one of if not the best stadium in the country
>>157423098Why would I do that and it's not a good idea. It's just from a workers rights pov a thing.Like if say someone makes a complaint against you and it's investigated and maybe it goes to the courts or it doesn't which could take what 6 months maybe longer to resolve itself are you just going to not work and lose a year of income and personal development.You guys always argue that you want footy to be like the work place well this is how the work place works. Even if you are in some personal legal trouble but haven't been convicted of anything you still have a right to work.Innocent until proven guilty.
Love the fact that the welcome to country has been chucked in favour of the "we respect women nao" should be b4 erry game.
>>157423147you too chuddie
the afl has a precedent of not letting players play while under criminal investigation, as they did for noah balta, degoey, etc. the swans took the first move and took them out for the rest of the season as a gesture of good will and good PR rather than the rat scum collingwood who would have played the fugly little rapist degoey if they could've. if the players are cleared they won't have any mark against their record and this will be remembered as a stupid incident, but it makes perfect sense to not play these players when they are under investigation.
do you guys think lewis melican will get a game? love that surname haha rhymes with pelican
>as they did for Marlion Pickett.....
>PEOPLE DONT WANT TO WEAR THE JERSEYS ANYMOREbitch., neither did I after the granny gangbangs. and that wasn't even "alleged"
Who will lose their final against Sydney?
>>157418316Running on cocaine?Sorta like politicians or 90% of Aus I'm noticing.Wtf happened ay.Now all the admin decisions in corps and gov here makes sense to me. C-c-c-cocaine!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zr3ZPSDacAnd I thought prescription addiction was bad... yikes.Exploitable though. Good ponies.>>157423120Also explains him. All on coke.I wonder if armies promote it's use during times like these to stone the population so they ignore shit more for OPSEC.No wonder they're worried about me. >he's not doing coke, kill em
>>157423120Careful you don't hurt your back reaching so far.
>>157423334His shnoz can hold more than Isaac Henry's can
Discussing declining birth rates at work and 3 of the 4 people who do have kids chime in that they genuinely wish they never had them and they were much happier before they did. It's ok we can just bring in more ready made taxpayers :)
>>157423416post tits
What's next? A ketamine crisis?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OJv5QNlkBo>did cat 3 timesSo that's why they call Voss the prancing pony. It all makes sense.>>157423348Eh, wc fans didn't give a shit about cuzzy, felt ned kelly in a way.
>We need to make the afl like the work placeNO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
>>157423404Well that motherfucker is on so much coke that he probably rapes little girls while telling the world about the sex assault crisis in the community.We read their emails. We know they are like this. The ones around hunter biden were fucking flying. Cocaine literally was one of the reasons why they promoted the war in Ukraine.
>>157423461Police were picking on him yeah he was an idiot being spazzed out drugs in public after he got deregistered by the afl but at the same time they were targeting him. Also the media were stalking him.
>>157423483source?
>>157423497https://www.justice.gov/epstein
>>157423510five guys slap thighs iykwim haha
>>157423464Well, I think Australians should get off drugs. Drugs ruined the people around me.No not me, I never did them. I did prescription drugs, they don't count!>people legit think this btw, they are on cokeYour tap water is basically a drug nowadays it's so toxic. Full of chemicals. >noooo that doesn't count reeeeeeeOh and your meats and veggies. All full of toxic chemicals to promote the growth of shit.Totalitarian governments have one thing in common - a fuck tonne of drugs. A consequence of society's existence.>he says as he sips his coffee and takes another dexie to merely concentrate (doesn't count! reeeeeee)
>>157423461based rin chadshe was best girl by far and her route was the best written, kind of crazy how badly she mogged everyone else
So I guess we can all retroactively agree that Essendon didn't do anything wrong then, seeing as how there was no positive test result. The logic tracks.
>>157423510first I've ever seen a player out for doing someone else's hammy
>>157423552How did you go from workers rights to a photo of Ted and talking about drugs in the water and chemical's in food.
>>157423487Well... he was hanging out with Kizon.Not someone lower, the head macho.Though then again, cops tend to create these situations to begin with. Honeypots.I keep telling them - don't do them, they don't work and will harm people more than they stop.I found that the hard way as a child I think.
>>157423497>>157423502It was on wikileaks. Fuck it's been like 10 years since someone posted them on 8pol. That was fun.Terrifying, but fun.I find it hard living in a family sedated by prescription medicine calling me insane for rejecting prescription medicine.I could only imagine living in one living on cocaine.
>>157423561I'm not even a dosn customer, and no they didn't do anything wrong. The substances they took were not banned at the time they took them. With that in mind they didn't really break any rules. I genuinely thought it was a storm in a teacup and just a massive media beatup. People piled on because it effectively meant 1 less team to compete with for the next few years.
>>157423580Probably drugs.But seriously, years of dealing with this shit over and over again. It always comes back to him. Because you begin to see the root cause of all horrific shit in our society - it's the thing itself.I've seeing a lot of kids on coke nowadays too.Gone is the weed. That stays in your system too long. All aboard the coke express!>this is why Aus has a problem with ice too
>>157423584Yeah he wasn't helping himself but at the same time you gotta understand he was hurting real bad, family problems not just with his kids but also his parents as well. He couldn't turn to all his mates at the club because associating with him would be seen as toxic. So the only people willing to help him out were guys like Kizon because they didn't care how the media portrayed they were already demonised by them.Also stop mixing your personal family anecdotal problems with what's being posted here those two things are seperate. Also it's a good way to get yourself doxxed.
>Mark McVeigh was in the roomBAHAHAHAHAAHI guess we know why the Dons deferred their coach announcement
>>157423649Ted's an idiot bro. His critiques of modern society are infantile and not even his own idea's.
>>157423559I tended to keep her at arm's length.
>>157423671>not even his own idea's.go einstein btw
>>157423671I haven't read em kek.But I respect the overall ethos.I ain't reading ramblings by a lunatic that did drugs for the CIA in an experiment.
>>157423686meant to saygo Jacques Ellul* btw
>criticising my lifestyle choice???>that's infantile!I fucking hate normalfags so much. You're the reason I'm stuck in this hell. The sooner aliens nuke us from space the better.
im taking a shit right now
>>157423733Literally and unironically same
https://sen.com.au/news/2026/08/21/sydney-swans-sexual-assault-live-press-conference-dean-cox-callum-mills>A lawyer representing two women involved in the scandal said the allegations his clients had described are among the most “disgusting and degrading” he has heard in his 28 years on the job.>“With what has been alleged, these women were subject to the most disgusting actions and behaviour I have ever heard about in my 28 years as a lawyer,” Mr Karantzis told 3AW’s Tom Elliott.Why do you guys like these scumbag lawyers? You just know he's embellishing the severity to the absolute maximum.
btw you're not a normalfag unless you're on coke nowadays. It's a normalfag drug.Real niggers do DMT.>Aus gov is on so much coke they tried to ban DMTIt's in nearly everything from memory (like your brain, naturally), but especially the Golden Wattle, our floral emblem. That's why people get kinda fucked from burn offs I think.
>The alleged victim of the sexual broke her silence on Friday saying she simply wanted justice.>“I don’t want money. All I care about is justice," she said.*and by that, i mean i want money, specifically the maximum possible payout
>>157423244here are a couple of clauses from my latest employment contract>[company] may suspend you on full pay while investigating any matter that [company]reasonably believes could lead to [company] exercising its rights to terminate youremployment or taking other disciplinary action against you.>Your specific responsibilities will be provided to you, and [company] may vary these from time to time. Inaddition to your specific responsibilities:>(a) you must:>(i) behave faithfully and diligently;>(iii) maintain high standards of professionalism, ethics and integrity in your work;>(iv) uphold and role model the core values of company;>(v) use your best endeavours to promote, develop and extend [company]’s business andensure [company]’s profitability;>(viii) comply with all laws (including without limitation all work health and safety ppositionand the responsibilities assigned to you;heeney and co are FUCKED
>>157423733me too>>157423745because psyop
Weird announcement by Isaac Henry's manager>Isaac wishes to express his profound regret for what has occurred and for letting his team and supporters down. Due to ongoing legal processes, Isaac will offer no further comment at this stage. Isaac acknowledges and accepts the decision of the Sydney Swans Football Club to suspend him for the remainder of the 2026 Toyota AFL Premiership Season. In this time, Isaac will step away from football and appear as Rum Tum Rugger in the Marrickville Amateur Dramatic Society's adaptation of the award-winning Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical, Cats. Shows begin on Thursday, 3 September, and tickets are available now.
Bro I'm not going to get sucked into an uncle ted argument. I'm just saying his views weren't new or some revelation. Pearls before swine glowies.
Trouble in tummy town
>>157423796crisp nicks planning adelaide's 2026 finals campaign
>>157423777>In this time, Isaac will step away from football and appear as Rum Tum Rugger in the Marrickville Amateur Dramatic Society's adaptation of the award-winning Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical, Cats. Shows begin on Thursday, 3 September, and tickets are available now.looks like we found something else we need to SHUT IT DOWN sisters!
>>157423777>isaac is more of a drama kid anywaylel
They did this with cuzzy too and it pissed me off. Just used it as a tool to indoctrinate and control people more. It lead to piss checks and shit like that in mining. Just watch.>universal drug tests daily>more surveillance>tighter sex laws to make sure EVERYONE breaks themThe adf needs to be taken out at all costs. They're turning this place into a panopticon fast because they all got dirt on them back in the day with pedophile rings and shit like that.>found that out the hard way tooFucking vietnam sure did a number. Gulf/Iraq did not help.
>>157423779>promotes the jew panopticon>calls others glowies
Bit early for schizoid posting isn't itHow bad is it going to get tonight?
>>157423837It's not one or the other glowie.
i'm going to post so much porn scat and gore tonight it's going to be absolutely elite
>>157423843You only call it schizoid because ADF didn't literally rape you as a child for opsec reasons. This impacted the AFP and local branches of police too.
>>157423851Well your current state is a chicken pen for them and you're calling others infantile for realising that and rejecting it. Egg.
>>157423880>New Zealand special ops
>>157423879
I'm an Iggs customer, I've hated the Shitney fc since before it was cool, my clubs drug scandals had way more sovl
Add AI and drugs to the mix and Israel can just call a potential opsec for their benefit through subtly fucking with your brains now.
>>157423852You won't you don't have the balls.
>>157423887Well chicken is what they call you in their emails.They also mentioned Maloch.That's all you need to know.
>>157423894crisp also remember being chastised by sydney fc types acting all holier than though
I've been going to the same supermarket for every day for weeks now to see a certain cashier. She has such a radiant smile and never looks at me like a pill bug. She is a treasure.
>>157423912
brisgay finna get heemed tonight
>>157423916I have a maccas cashier near me at the drive in who is so overly okka and ladsy I nearly go back there for shit.They get paid fuck all. Fuck corporations.
what are we all wanking to today
>>157423930Sorry what were we talking about?>snorts another linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJGvmBiNiDY
>>157423976it's an interesting discussion
>>157423969Sophia Sprinkle - The Motherload Part I
>>157423561it was always established fact that dosn did nothing wrong
Fuck I am sick of the double standards with Males vs Females Neale cheat on wife = outrage Ash Gardner cheats = nothing Swans player slaps Sex worker on ass = outrageWomen's locker room grooming = nothingAFL players on drugs = outrageAFLW swans players on drugs = nothingSam Kerr racism = nothing Male = outrage
done by design
>>157423991A few years a much older captain of a big AFLW team had a relationship with a draftee straight out of school.The draftee was delisted when the relationship broke up. The AFL media refused to touch it
>>157423985This man makes a good point.
>>157423916based me with the colesfuhelps that she's a tall beautiful and young white womanour children will be aesthetic as fuck
>>157423991>Sam Kerr\You leave er alone. She's OUR racist lesbian thanks.
>>157424059Yep just lay the ground work and it is a sure thing
>>157423969the exza (female)>>157423991>>157424062i'd get behind sam kerr and our tillies iykwim haha
>>157423991>we demand women’s and men’s sport be treating equal!!!>noooo not like that
return jobe watsons brownlow
>>157424007Was it the Kangas?
>>157424088Probably on a fuck ton of blow like her bro too.
>I believe that belongs to Mr. Watson
swans are fucked if my mail is accurate
>>157424151It’s just the one swan actually
>>157423991>>157424007>>157424100sexist chudcels
can't do the time?STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN
>she reneged because she found out they had money
piepoofs finna get rotated tonight
Once I was invited to a poker night being hosted in a hotel room with strippers. Thankfully I declined the offer because I had prior engagements. Looking back on it in hindsight I really dodged a bullet there.
Heeney is based
>>157424203so true
For me it's Naomi.>I sometimes wonder just how fucked our government is and if that's why they ban hentai nowadays, to cover it upCocaine is hell of a drug.
Why on earth would you give tradies a discount? tradies certainly don't give out discounts and are notorious overchargers. This butch sounds dumb as fuck.
>>157424266Why does Australia have such a big tradie culture anyway? This country seems to love tradies and celebrate tradies as some kind of great aussie cultural symbol. So many ads portray the aussie tradie endearingly.
>>157424195Cool, I was like 12 when I saw toppies at a club once. Shit was cash....well actually it was kinda gross and I felt kinda bad for her and realised I didn't like the sex industry because it's just coked up whores that do it to feed their addiction.That's an interesting thought though. Some people actually like that shit. I don't get it.Don't get the same from porn stars though. Some of them are so fucking dumb and literally go out of their way to get into that predicament. I used to think it was more peer pressure and drugs but porn changed my opinion on that and clearly most are just nymphs.Some have legit trauma though, so that makes me feel kinda mad. >I can fix her.
>>157424287practical, independent, blue collar, egalitarian. the values this country was built on.
>>157424349>practical, independent, blue collar, egalitarian. the values this country was built on.Ah yes, ignore the convict labour, blackbirding and racial genocide though.Oh and how draconian legislation made all of this possible to begin with.
new glowie just dropped lads
>>157424380>all that commie drivelno wonder you hate the working class
>>157424401Up to 1/10 people could be related to industries involving public relations, data collection, admin and MIC in this country.Let that sink in.
>>157424415>no wonder you hate the working classNo I hate all of the classes. I just hate Australians and this country's existence period because it's caused nothing but torment to my family and friends and drove them away from me. Turned them into psychos and idiots through indoctrination, humiliation, cycles of abuse. Specifically the media, but also the government and defence industries. I wish all the best to China.
>>157424464you could just piss off and live in chinabut you won't
>>157424502Yeah you gotta be able to afford a plane ticket and a passport first.Not cheap.
>oh but blackbirding still isn't a thing here at least!
pondering wank #3 of the day. I'm thinking yes
Ah yes, another month of being told my entire gender is evil because of a couple of dumb rich fuckwits. Love that.
Reminder under the new ASIO act you don't have a right to silence in Australia and refusal to answer questions can't lead to a 5 year jail term
>>157424544whos this brappita
>>157424544Only 3?You have become weak old man.
>>157424544sniffa
>>157424559
>>157424522it's about $1300 for the two you drongo
>>157424559Yeah that's why you kill em when they come for you now like the old days.They make up evidence anyway. They don't need your wilful confession because they can just make shit up.It's been like that for generations now.It's worse than the soviet union. You never hear about it because it's covered up.
>>157424522if u broke just say soooo
>>157424596Expensive.It's more like $2000 nowadays.China wouldn't accept your visa anyway because they rightfully consider citizens from here hostile.
>>157424620No it's not, dipshit
>>157424616zersetzungEver get the feeling you're being followed?You probably are.I wonder if that swans whore has connections or if people fucked with her.People around me are disappearing or dying weirdly nowadays. It's frustrating seeing Australia turn into this.
>>157424559>and refusal to answer questions can't lead to a 5 year jail termIt can't? Good to know, moron.
we should do an alf gofundme to send commiepoof to china where he won't be able to post on 4chan anymore but only if he renounces his australian citizenship
>>157424647Nah I'm taking you down with me for revenge too.This country raped me.
>AND EVERYBODY TELLS ME THAT IT'S COOL TO BE A CAT
we should do an alf gofundme to send auspolblowie to russia where he will be sent to the donbas to enjoy his 30minute life expectancy only if he renounces his australian citizenship
baking
Judd, Bailey, and Tobyn are not names.
Unironically going 12-5 and winning the division again. Josh Allen already over the hill anyway.
>>157424782I'm happy for you matePlease watch our sport
>>157424782post some gayporn or fuck off champ
>>157424559You just answer their questions but don't give them the right answers? Does that avoid 5 years in jail?
the sydney five are FUCKED
>a footy player touching a stripper's bum is the biggest news story in the countrytruly a fake and gay world we live in
prove you're not a typical alf misogynist, what have you done for sex workers today?
>>157424851told them to find God
>>157424864based
>>157424801commit the crime of perjury? just answer the questions truthfully and fully
might play Project Zomboid all weekend
If my mail is right some of those swans players will miss the rest of the season
Really need an arm wrapped around me
>>157424877Crisp >survive for days>grinding skills>best play through ever>jump a fence>get a scratch >it gets infected >die
I hate Melbourne.
>>157424916I will probably play on a difficult difficulty and spend hours just trying to get a start going before inevitably making my way to the isolated cabin that I cannot die at, thus leading me to get bored and then moving onto another game
>>157424871I didn't realise I was speaking in front of the court or a police officer? I thought I was just speaking to ASIO. Am I legally obligated to answer ASIO truthfully under this new bill?
I hate this country
asio is in ur walls u fkn performative fake schizo
Can you point to them?
Might support which ever club butters goes to next year tbqhwy
>>157424947For me it's the fire station as a home base
Do you blokes even like footy?
Really interesting how white people are 8% of the world population but only white countries need to have diversity
harrowing, that poor prossie prossiehttps://www.3aw.com.au/exclusive-staggering-new-details-in-alleged-sydney-swans-incident-revealed/
WHO WOULD WINAverage Aussie VS a widdle swimzy whimsy
whats up with the glowie itt
>>157424950Yes, it's a crime to pervert the course of justice
>>157425032>"With what has been alleged, these women were subjected to the most disgusting actions and behaviour I have ever heard about in my 28 years as a lawyer"This doesnt sound sensationalist at all. Did they find this lawyer at one of their pornshoots?
>>157425028Shhh just curl up and die, goy.
>>157418365Why not make the shorts a bit longer?
>>157425028sports board
>>Laywer suggests more than 5 people in room. >>Laywer suggests potentially coaching staff in hotel room. Does anyone else find it unusual a lawyer would make insinuations prior to a case going to trial. I've not heard of this happening before.
>>157425072His clients are not on trial, he's not a part of the criminal trial.
>>157425072Wouldnt surprise me if the dumb slut hired some lebbo in a gucci suit to represent her
Humiliated and degraded in this way, it's just not on
>>157424682>deluded ritualposting idiot still desperately praying
>>157425047He's a workplace malpractice lawyer, so workplace sexual harrassment cases that probably only extend to light bum taps over clothing rather than full on naked arse smacking
>>157424947you play on multiplayer server?
Josh Rochelle's girlfriend supports PortTex's kids support CollingwoodDoes anyone involved with the crows have a loved one who supports them? Kek
>>157425109no but steven multiplay
>>157425028weird how that 8% is somehow the allpowerful majority but the less than 1% who hold most major positions of power are the oppressed minority
>>157425131That's antisemitic
>>157424642it's a now win situation with you lot glowdigger
>>157425141how can it be antisemitic it's not dettol that cleans 99% of germs
>>157425109nah, never tried it on zomboid
>I’m not here to defend anyone. I’m not in the bag for the alleged dancer and I’m not running cover for the footballers. What I am saying is that the picture being painted right now doesn’t quite add up if you’ve spent any time around the adult entertainment scene in this country.Can any other hooker mongers with similar expertise weigh in on this?https://www.outlawmedia.com.au/stories/exclusive-why-the-swans-hotel-scandal-still-reeks-of-a-classic-stitch-up
>>157424620I went to China this year, no issue. Maybe don't believe everything you read off a jpeg on Facebook
not giving your muckraking site any page views, achmed
if butters stays at port, will it cause a mass viccoid melty?
>>157425156How could some bloke in Dubai have any clue about what happened in a hotel room in Melbourne. You blokes just desperate for >wimmenz bad
>>157425183wait til you find out 1000s of medium and large businesses are all registered out of the one building in delaware
>>157425189KEK GOTTEMANON BTFO
>>157425179We will probably never know because as we speak he's having his belongings shipped over to Victoria
The death of a football club
>Sunday night gameGet fucked afl
The concentrated, emotionally charged consciousness of a handful of a speds on a Burmese car sales forum manifested an AFL and tradie entwined fiasco. Lol.
>>157425210no thanks i don't believe casual sex is healthy
>>157425206>no tiesthey should be suspended too
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157425206So slobbish sans ties
>>157425206Poor Mills, had to front up to the media parasites through no fault of his own. I'd be fuming.Wonder if Goodwin leaves end of season for "personal reasons"
how bout them swans
>While the circumstances inside the hotel room remain under investigation, the father of one of the women in the room has now revealed his daughter suffered an asthma attack during the incident.>“It was a lack of response to a medical episode that triggered the event,” he claimed.>“No assistance provided or care given. Subsequently it evolved to what it’s evolved to.>“I think she was fine and then something triggered it. I don’t know what triggered it.”All for want of a Ventolin puffer
>>157425218>>157425229Casual Friday innit
>>157425240It's just the 5 swans actually
suck me dick
>Hello lovely >My name? The boys call me plugger, >Yeah I'm the full forward at Sydney
>>157425245>Her father said he believed the situation may never have escalated had someone simply helped his daughter when she began struggling to breathe.That's why I always carry an emergency puffer, just in case my k-holed prossie gets the heebie jeebies
>Her father said his daughter had initially responded to the situation with determination, at one point expressing a desire to join the police.>“When it first started, she said, ‘I’m going to become a cop so I can get inside this insidious industry’,” he said.>He said the events and their aftermath had since taken a significant toll on her.>“She’s a strong thing in many ways, but she’s very vulnerable now,” he said.Officer code name ideas?
>>157425266McSpanky iykwim haha
>>157425245>I don't know what caused itBeing a coke and ket abusing failure of a daughter?
Have you blokes taken a good hard look at yourselves?
>>157425252This bloke would slap the piss out of you in a real fight, champ
>>157425266>“When it first started, she said, ‘I’m going to become a cop so I can get inside this insidious industry’,” he said.
*holds up mirror*
>>157425292Yeah and he'd go to jail (probably not for the first time LOL)
>>157425301I have no idea what is being said here
>>157425288Yeah. I wish I had a slightly bigger dick.
>>157425314fucking this. if i had an extra inch of girth and length i'd qualify as huge
>>157425314same, might try jelqing as I have nothing to lose
Only 5 more hours until N. Daicos graces our screens yet again
>>157425332crisp kelli
>>157425213Wow even elite level athletes want to be tradies
>>157425213Why do tradies get discounts?
>yeah imma tradie>*kicks the empty baggie perfectly into the bin*
Without TrucksAustralia Stops
>>157425349Small dick discount
>>157425266this shit is getting ridiculous, im not even a misogynist or swasn fan or anything but this has all been a whole lot of bulshit
Is cocaine plebocratic?
>>157425371Yes
lets give turbo the pleasure of baking
>>157425196how do you know champ? are you moving his couch as we speak?
New thread. NOW.
new>>157425421>>157425421>>157425421
>>157423745but at least they aren't tradies! stinky sweaty sexy tradies1mic drop btfo yeah nigga
>>157423894>>157423914Wogballers fuck off
>>157424662difd this cunt nigger bounce it's peculiar knob in your butthole?IF SO YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION!
>>157424662FUCK YOU GOOKMOOT
>>157425352lol
