SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>There was something in the air that night>The stars were bright, Fernando>They were shining there for you and me>For liberty, Fernando>Though I never thought that we could lose>There's no regret>If I had to do the same again>I would, my friend, Fernando>If I had to do the same again>I would, my friend, Fernando
Fernando Memedoza is a certified BUST holy fuck. Raidies on suicide watch
>Ferbussy Bustdoza
>Femboi Menblowza
>muh cuban pete is a bust
getting a bit tired here but i'll fight the 2nd quarter frens
>ow muhhh ankle bro!
>raiders blocking
Brady was right, this turd belongs on the bench
>>157423419>Fernando ManblowzaWhat were the Raiders thinking here with this draft pick?
>>157423514>preseason Raiders at 4amThe American Empire salutes you Heikki
Should have taken Simpson
>>157423419Good thread, sure to trigger some BIMs
Davis Mills outplaying Stroud once again, and the Shitstain Toxins plug their ears and cover their eyes when confronted with this very obvious fact
>BUSTdoza MenblowsyaWhat did the Raiders see in this goofus?
>>157423546i slept from something after 9pm to 1am to i can get a bit of football in me hehe wanted to see how mendoza/cousins tandem works (not very well so far) :D
>>157423570Bussy-impregnating men?
Coach Primate
Fernando is a beast. This is how he looks normally. He just had two bad drives tonight. Nothing to worry about.
>>157423589I don't think he'll get to play the Cardinals every week
Predict this Doza drive>safety
>>157423581Stop talking about bussy, you'll get the bronkek fans into a frothy mess.
>>157423605I can think of one good place for a frothy mess.
>>157423575I feel like Mendoza will be a decent, mid level QB (ironically, similar to Kirk Cousins in his earlier years) but I just cringe whenever these types of QBs go 1st round. If you have no elite traits, its going to be much harder to win a Superb Owl. I think the Raiders should have waited until next year, when realistically they would've have a great shot at Manning or Dante Moore, QBs with much higher upside than Mendoza, who is most likely going to be a mid tier starter if he can hit his peak.
Has any first overall pick shit the bed as bad as Mendoza and had a good career?
>>157423617>Starch Tranning>I'm still working out a nickname for MooreWhy wait to draft those busts when they can draft Menbowza now?
>>157423575>>157423564>>157423540>>157423504>>157423494>>157423480>>157423600>>157423599>>157423618>>157423475Nando makes ya seethe? Cry more.
The White Man delegation has placed Maxx Crosby on the trading block. Currently taking offers from the Black and Hispanic community.
>>157423616Ur mums ass lel
Max Crosby looks like he vacations in Jamaica.
What’s his name?
How come Crosby is allowed to rub his hands on live tv like a grabbler, but when Puka does it it's an international incident.
>>157423631Wait till you see the tattoos he's got of blacks on his body.
>>157423632No. Mine. My mom can get sloppy seconds.
>>157423638Paco Hernandez
>>157423617You don't know ball. Mendoza is elite in pretty much every important metric. He will be a top 10 QB every year of his career if he has non garbage Oline.
>>157423639He’s spiritually black
>>157423639black privilege
DRAGONDOZA.
>>157423638>QubanBs
>>157423526kek
>>157423651meet If-Man!
Don't look now but Doza is putting together an ELITE drive. All the haters mysteriously went quiet.
>>157423638Nandolorian Martinez
Kork bros we're so back
>>157423638Tony Romo 2.0
God I fucking hate how they take so much time on interviews. Show the fucking game
Anyone else skip sex scenes? Completely pointless filler.
>>157423662Asking for a mid tier Oline isnt a big if you ass hat. He is a pocket passer.
>>157423684>He is a pocket passer.Can't trust 'em
fuckin stonehands
>>157423680i used to jack it to the final sex scene of cruel intentions when i was a kid, that fuckin' counting crows song lives rent free in my head.
>backups >pancaking Raiders offensive line on every rushSincerely do put Cousins out there. And when Cousins pops his tendons again start working through your emergency quarterbacks. Mendoza is getting fucking killed out there.
>Black receivers
Mendoza cant win with these cats
>>157423628upside is higher. The modern NFL revolves around QBs that can do more than just game manage. I dislike floor QBs because I just don't think they can raise a team's ceiling that much.
>>157423691Every non black superbowl QB of the last 15 years has been one.
Why didn't the Raiders just ship off Crosby for like a 1st + a starting lineman from somewhere
haven't see too many "#stopjewishhate" commercials lately, israel must not be bombing anyone recently?
>>157423702Cousins is QB1, genius. Mendoza needs reps against an elite NFL defense anyway.
>>157423639I hate wiggers as much as the next guy, but what is it about ginger wiggers that's especially infuriating?
Memedoza getting humiliated lol I can see why Cousins beat him out for QB1
>fernanblow bendova
>>157423711that man's name? Tom Brady
/Collars&Co/bros where we at
I can't wait for the reverse reaction where everyone starts panicking over this game.
>Feminine Menblowsa will secure Archie Manning for the RaidersKek
he looks like jake from state farm now
>>157423786Jake from State Farm is a White male.
>>157423792>you're gaslighting me
NO FUN LEAGUE
>Unsportsmanlike conduct call in the pre sessonFuck off
>>157423800ok zoomer.
>flag
HOL UP
>>157423781How? He won't even start this season.
>>157423820That commercial would have all the trannies canceling their bussy insurance if it aired today.
>>157423820cope
weird how fairbairn can make those kicks no problem until his team goes up against mutthomes in the (((playoffs)))
>>157423842they beat the cheifs last year in a playoff like environment
>>157423759
>>157423842Damn, I wonder too
>>157423638Jamarcus Russell
good night frens see you on saturday 8pm my time when my vikies :)
>>157423684forget mid unit the raiders havent had a singular decent o lineman since they started testing our oakland midgets for cocaine
>>157423870Watch your bussy fren
>>157423870I hope you get NINE hours of sleep.
>>157423870Who the hell sleeps with their bare ass hanging off the bed. Are you TRYING to get raped by monsters?
>>157423870Good night my little snowbound fren.
I'm a jew hunter old elm
benson is ASS
>>157423900Bernard was in Supergirl.
>>157423924bernard is played by a jew
>>157423897thats how i met your mother
Memeblowza fucking sucks.
No wonder they signed Cousins kekyfarty a
Raiders status?
Mendoza is a bust
>>157423897That's how the Bears' entire team sleeps just in case Caleb wants to come over while they're sleeping.
>queefs not even playing tonight>ZOMG GUIZE PATTI KEKITINI NEWS ZOMMMGGGG!!!!Fuck (((espn)))
Davis Mills is better than Mendoza
>>157423934looks Turkish, last name sounds delicious
>>157423953you lost, tranny.
>>157423974>almost poor working class Jewish family
>>157423974>looks Turkish>he fell for the oldest trick in the talmudSad.
>>157423897It’s hot in the summer
>>157423830>He won't even start this seasonThey say this about quite literally every highly drafted rookie QB. Guess what? Every highly drafted rookie QB starts by like week 7.
That can't be it for Mendoza right?
>>157424003yeah, because the coaches are on their last nut with ownership after bombing the previous season, so they are desperate for their jobs by week 7 when the vet QB they signed is playing like shit.
>>157424010I've seen enough. He's a bust
>>157424010That faggot sucks dick
>new DC>signed good defenders>signed more good offense playersyea im thinking this is our year
>>157424010They said he was done. Right call because he was getting fucking tattooed onto the field behind this imaginary offensive line. Raiders are keeping 3 QBs on the roster and I have a feeling each will start at least a game.
bussy
i feeel so fucking alone right now dunno what to do or what to say im sorry https://youtu.be/fV0p5jKQB9I
>>157424045>same retard owner/gmkwab
HEY EVERYONE!.....Brett Rypien is still floating around the league.
>>157424078>avatar or signature useKys pedo
chokeland will never win owl
>>157424087>top players still want to play for dem boyz despite being low balled
>>157424091Denver broncos preseason legend
what happened, someone die
>>157424117Yeah, Mendoza
>>157424109kys paco
>>157424105Don't they have 3?
>>157424045
>>157424128They won Super Bowls, not Owls.
>soon
>>157424121cope>>157424131>don't make the playoffs one year>everyone forgets about making the playoffs literally every other yearhmm
>>157424117It was commotio corditis and not the vax chud
How dogshit will the Raiders offensive line be this season?
>all paco can say all night is >cc-c-cope!kys
Do you think Maxx Crosby is allowed to say nigga in the locker room around the brothers?
>>157424152Yes. No doubt about it
>>157424143>makes one guy miss >still gayped by several shithawks daaaaayum
i feel cold but ultimately nonplussed by this Still blasting power metal on my ginormous sound system, still hoping for my mendozie to recover
>>157424143this is what happens when you let pete carroll hire his son to be your offensive line coach
>>157424152Richie Incognito did
Mendoza was pressured on 6 of his 15 dropbacks. Sacked once. Two drops by WR Malik Benson. Finished 8/15 for 86 yards and a pick six.
>hiyah
what's with this faggot-ass shilling of girl's flag football lately?
>>157424178Backup o line btw
Raiders should've drafted Carson Beck
>>157424177Incognito wasn't a wigger though. He was just a crazy ass white boy. Totally different dynamic. Usually the crazy ass white boy will get the N-word pass before the wigger.
>>157424192.......said nobody ever besides an abbo.
>>157424190Second string texans defense btw
>>157424189the NFL is the primary partner for womens flag football and is funding the entire thing.
Is that davis mills #10 on the keksans? how does he still have a job?
>>157424138Jayden Daniels dragged his bum ass franchise to a Championship Game 34 years later from '91 what's your excuse
>>157424178negative yards from the pick six should count against his total yards. it they did he would've finished the game 8/15, 6 yards, 1 INT. Ferbusto Picksixa
>>157423953I remember a bunch of retards in Seattle declared an independent kingdom or whatever it was supposed to be and declared it was going to be a peaceful and diverse community full of social justice blah blah blah and then a bunch of people got shot and all the hipster white kids got redpilled real fucking fast and crawled back to their dorm rooms and will spend the rest of their lives not talking about it because when your juvenile ideology fails so spectacularly the only cope that works is denialMeanwhile Trump got re-elected. Cry moar
>>157424207He was actually good last year. He could manage the game unlike Stroud who completely went off the rails.
literally who can stop us
>>157424209eberflus fucked us last season
>>157424201Shut up idiot You guys arent allowed to talk about this
>>157424192He's not that good bro. If you can't look past his crude deminere and blacked pornstar wife then you are not only a dick but even worse a cuck worshiper. Real men support men like mendoza. Family tied. Christian and wait until marriage to consummate. Plus the GOAT drafted him so he is guaranteed at least one owl win.
>>157424220>eberflus fucked usmany such cases
I just got kicked out of a Chinese buffet. All you can eat, my ass.
don't care for shannys porn stache
Hot Take: Not 1 QB from this class will be worth a shit when its said and done.
>Niners head coach Mike Shanahan has just announced that quarterback Bork Purdy has injured his taint suiting up and is expected to be out for the season
>$50M/yrffs, what is the league coming to?
>>157424251whats that get you in blumpfs 2027, a few gallons of gas?
>>157424240they did you a favor
mendoza not playing well literally damaged my soul is this what it feels like to have a quarterback youre genuinely emotionally invested in? i didnt even feel this way about carr
>>157424251It's 2026, not 2016. Salaries get higher over time.
>>157424246That's not a hot take
>aiden o connellHow is he still employed? has he ever won a game?
>>157424261I'm Jewish, I wonder if I can sue them for discrimination and get my money back.
So this is your new goat? Can't even score
>>157424248goggle say you lie
MY NIGGA SHERBERT JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
>>157424168>Imagine being buzzed and high, listening to power metal while Jenny sits on your face; you taste her pussy, and sniff her ass
>>157424276Hes a decent backup and beat the chargtards like 60-0
>3 and out for Herbie's first series of the year
Herbert is garbage.
>>157424267fuck off roger goydell
>bustin shitbert
>>157424281your best bet is hoping you get food poisoning and going to the hospital ASAP in a few hours
People who talk about politics outside of /pol/ should be shot in the dick. No one cares niggers.
>>157424317This
How does this faggot consistently get put in top 5 qb lists?
Mendoza is worse than Sheduer.
>>157424240What was the charge?
>>157424327Funnily enough the 27 point thrown lead is his best playoff performance
>>157424339being a fat fuck
>>157424333Checked and false.
>GET THE HOLE ON THE MOTHAFUCKA
I've seen enough. take Stribling off the field! I don't want him getting hurt
Ok I’m confused is herbert ass or is purdy ass or are they both ass along with mendoza
Seen enough, Stribling is the OROY lock
Kaelon Black and De'Zhaun Stribling are looking like great draft picks.
who is this foid they're showing, i got the game on mute listening to music
>substation already devoured Herbert's starting center's ACLit can't be stopped.
Purdy is gonna get picked on this drive. He's come within a micron of 3 picks.
sandy eggo sucks balls
>>157424339Being too American
>>157424362>shitbertAss>menblowsaAss>plop turdyDecent, though a scheme baby
>>157424371fuck your stupid
herbert is just a better jj mccarthy and a worse anthony richardson
i feel so slonr
>Niners at ChargersThe battle of two forced meme qbs by the media
>>157424078
>gay nonceholy fuck he's still in the league?!
>all rocket balls>two hospital passes >a sodomy shuffle off to sideline for 2 yardspurdy is doody
178 days till the owl, have you submitted your request for the day off yet?
>>157424339Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
>>157424265This is what the weight of caring feels like. We all have to deal with it at some point.
Is herbert already out? Kek.
I know it's just preseason guys, but we really need to END RACISM.
Lace > Turdbert
>>157424451It's preseason>>157424461It's unironically okay to be racist. The problem is the ones who make it their personality and let it affect their mood. Weak-minded people
A nixonian overthrow>>157424451starters typically only play one drive in preseason
Whats actually the point of putting in the starter qb for a single drive?
Did Patrick bleach his skin? He looks like Rattler.
why is the aussie posting cowboys team meetings?
>>157424494to get a few desperate fans through the gates
>157424475you'd have to be gay not immediately brick up to thisgo bengols
Smoking some thick cut pork chops cajun seasoned, will finish with a light glaze of sweet baby rays hot n spicy bbq sauce and then sear over open flame until caramelized.
>>157424499him big assmade we're talking preseason games in what he thinks is his genny
>>157424494That's 9% of the game. Some coaches do no drives some do multiple. I would put them out there one drive
>>157424512isnt there someone you forgot to ask?
Unironically trade Purdy and extend Mac. His arm is way stronger than Purdy's
Stribling seems like he might already be the number 2 receiver.
>>157424475go bears!
He’s from /mlb/ btw >>157424436
>>157424475Me with George Karlaftis
Stribling had a nice career but I think it's time for him to start the next chapter of his life.
The Indiana RB looking good, which means that CMC will get 300 touches a game until his tendons fall off the bone
Kaelon Black kind of reminds me of Frank Gore.
>>157423574Mills should have asked for a trade after the bs last year. Racial bias is obviously more important to the Texans than winning games.
why are they showing all these brown kids on my TV?
>dass tahm bradey tho
now like eddy dinero
>preseason kickers
is tony romo coming back to broadcasting? why is he looking like he will get fired for a basic DUI when that ESPN guy beat up an old uber driver
>>157424571I think the main reason they brought Deebo back was to have him split snaps with CMC.
>>157424601That's not a TV, anon. That's the door to your mom's room
>asian kickers
>purdy>mendoza>pinerowhat the fuck bros the chicanos are taking over california
Well Rypien is probably getting cut. Losing a fumble to the Raiders. Bustoza would never.
>>157424563hes actually from /afl/
>>157424345It's even like I was only eating the expensive dishes. I had a lot of beef fried rice and egg drop soup too.
>another chorgers injurySpanos Curse strikes again. Just sell them back to SD before Herbert gets hurt.
>>157424475I remember this gay blow job, you posted it in the /mlb/ yesterday.
Sanders will be better than Mendoza
>>157424630>goes to cuck mentalitymutt's law
>>157424668>is mad over bantsanon, don't tell me your mom is actually a coalburner irl? Lmao
>>157424692Kek
>>157424639Purdy is 100% honky
>>1574246608/15, 6 yards, 1 INT. My cat is better than Womendoza
>>157424692>still projecting his BLACKED.com fetish on othersYawn.
>Moving at the end of month>Moving from apartment to house I grew up in, completely remodeled>New internet is faster and cheaper than my current internet >It comes with a free year of NFL Sunday ticketIn this moment, I am euphoric
>>157424668kek, owned that cuck bitch. good post.
>>157424700>whoa there motherfucker
>>157423759>smooches longer than his son>takes forever to find his keyfob in rob's left pocket>says lets play superblow and sucks him off in front of 30,000 cheering fansbros will be bros, bros
>>157424703I shan't be going to this site you're shilling. But what I can do is send you an amazon card if it helps you cope with your mother's proclivities.
Where can I get mike evans shorts?
>>157424710samefagging is pathetic anon. Just take the banter like a champ instead of having a kiwi moment
>dudes groping dudes crotches>dudes getting blowjobs >dudes arguing about porn>in a thread about dudes who fondle other dudes taints damn I love 4chan damn I love
>samefags like a bitch>s-s-samefag!!!kek. take your "L" you faggot and fuck off.
My chargies are winning a playoff game this year and /nfl/ will seethe
Giants vs Packers 2011 regular season was a banger game. The Giants' games against the Patriots and 49ers in the regular season were good too. 2011 was just a goated year.
>>157424705Extremely comfy, extremely based. Enjoy this fall, anon.
Another charger ded
>>157423711Every superbowl winning QB has been one expect Mahomes and Wilson and they were the 'scramble to extend the play types' which is still a pass first QB.
>>157424742>no uKek what a raped bitch. I accept your concession
>>157424736dick
>>157424743Did you forget last year already?
>>157424654It’s ok, babe! Atleast we have the padres doing well this year!It’s not the end of the world!
>>157424733Zest r us
>>157424760I don't blame him
Who went down on the chargers and with whaT???
>i ate your cumkwab
>>157423856Now one has posted proof on how this works. You are implying there is a magnet in the ball and magnets attract each other? With some sort of electric field? By what mechanism?
>>15742473318 knows what's up. gotta pay the toll if you want that boy's hole
khalil mack is 35 years old. holy fuck.
>>157424781answer the question puto
>>157424654Move the whole team to El paso
>>157424803I told you to stop impersonating my wife, bud!
>>157424762>>157424654Stop complaining, you deserve it for not trading for Kirby.
>Ack Jones
>>157424778There's an electrical substation under the field
Pls be nice to my wife, 2hu. She’s a 5’6 215 pound autistic Latina. We live in Encinitas and are happily married
>>157424830We're having a cookout for the start of the season again right?
I've seen enough of this clown! Cut his ass!
Raiders take the lead
>Mendoza looks good>Raiders lose>Mendoza looks like shit>Raiders win
the fuck, the raiders came back?also cut this kicker
Accidentally posted in /afl/>>157424782They seem like nice chaps over there
TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! JUST WIN BABY!EVEN IN PRESEASON!!
ASIAN FUCKING KICKERS
>herbert fans leaving before halftime
>>157424862He's Hawaiian
the japanese kicker was a good story, I was rooting for himsadly it's over for him
The land of Nippon has avenged Hiroshima and Nagasaki against Las Vegas in Houston.
>>157424876>>157424893Japan will never break into the NFL like it did the MLB
INTERCEPTION! BABY YEAH!WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!did he say the Super Bowl was on Valentine's Day?
>>157424876Shoulda been over for him after his first preseason game. He looked really bad in his first preseason game.
I was so hopeful for this guy
Based on joint practices with the lelphins we can at least beat the shit out of shit teams which is a huge improvement from what we've been
>>157424903>did he say the Super Bowl was on Valentine's Day?It's trueWhich fanbase is most at risk of losing their girlfriends that night
Wow San Diego has a lotta niner fans!
>>157424928I think you meant to say beating their girlfriends.
>>157424935Excuse me sir, it's Inglewood okay
>>157424928I was promised anal if mahomes wins
>>157424945dumb bitch
>>157424949Make sure you're nice and lubed up bro
>>157424949I'm sure your boyfriend will rail your bussy either way senpai dw
>>157424956>AIDropped!
>>157424919
The chargers coach looks like a queer
is it legal to make traded future picks contingent on where exactly those picks are placed?like, say you have pick #1 but aren't fussed about the hyped draft pool this year - can you trade for a package including a first-round pick next year that comes with a second-round pick if the team performs too well and has too late a first round pick?
Lol return dragon
Why do most half white half black people look like the creature from the black lagoon but some like Mike McDaniel look mostly normal
damn, lotta business decisions on that run back
THE DUDE JUST RAN BY ALL OF THEM HAAHAH
stupid chorger kicker didn't even try to block
>>157424982You could do that but NFL teams don't like doing it.
Even in the preseason the chargers manage to embarrass themselves.
>>157424995he just stood there
>>157424981totally
>>157424982Are you Jewish by chance?
>>157424982You're getting the NFL confused with the NBA, it's illegal in the nba
>>157424995he's worried about getting injured in a game that doesn't matter to him because he's going to make the team anyway
>>157425000too fat
The Nanners.... are learning....
texans are so embarrassing choking that lead lol
>hairball seething over his temu NFL players shitting the bed in the preseason
ha! Trey Lance is complete ass.
What team has actual palpable hype this year?
>>157425036 gg rs
The biggest danger for the Raiders isn't that Mendoza is a total bust. If he's a Zach Wilson level disaster they can just draft another quarterback next year and the timeline just shifts back a year.The worst thing that can happen to the Raiders is if Mendoza gets them into a JJ McCarthy style situation where they commit to him for 3+ years and he never develops.
>one third down conversion in eight attempts black OCs, not even once
>>157425052Rybacks team
The chargers coach looks like he interupts people alot and starts sentences with "I mean" or "Actually".
>>157425066>jj mccarthy situationThey committed to him for one season, it was obvious they had no faith in him by bringing in Kyler to compete. Danny Dimes (and Kyler for that matter) is a better example of a mediocre QB a team held onto for way too long because they showed just enough to not be cut
>>157425066The worst thing that can happen to the Raiders is Herbert. I'm completely serious. Herbert is great in the regular season and complete ass in the playoffs. Because of his regular season numbers the Chargers will never move him. Because of how hard he shits the bed in the playoffs they'll never win an Owl with him.
>>157425052Rams with Myles Garrett are the pure favorites to win the SB unless they get injured
>>157425083He ate up a roster spot his rookie year, stank it up last year and they had him in the competition to start this year.
>>157425052My Bucsies of courseGaining a pass rush gives them a legitimate shot at being a contender.
>>157425087That's just Derek Carr and Raiders fans would kill to have 10 more years of that.
>>157425052my seahawkies :)
>>157425090And him and Murray were equally bad in camp the difference is Murray is a better runner and that's why he'll open the Vikings season. Then he'll get injured, McCarthy will get injured, Wentz will get injured and O'Connell will be deported from Somalia.
Could trey lance have been a running back if he transitioned? I guess that's a retarded question cause he'd still make more being a clipboard holding former first round pick. Position transitions are for more inferior roles
>>157425104The problem with Lance is that Covid killed his college career. I don't think he'd ever be a Brock Purdy but he could've been a Teddy Bridgewater.
>>157425104I'd bet against it. Running back vision is critical part of the position and Lance would have to start over from zero. His runs only work out so well because the defenders have respect his arm a little bit.
>>157425090Yes but that's not committing to him, he's a bust that the Vikings were quick to move on from
>>157425113
>>157425104there is no way a player on estrogen is competing at the nfl level
>Raiders begging for an extra 75M to build an event space by their stadiumFuckass Raiders why didn't you build it the first time.
>>157424906Please stop posting
>>157425132Their stadium was publicly funded and Mark Davis doesn't have the money to really make demands. So they got what Nevada felt comfortable giving them. Kroenke funded his stadium out of his own pockets so he got to build it to his exact preferences.
>Anonnnnn stop watching football and come here and plap my pale buttcheekssss
>>157425153No way fag
>>157425153she better have a penis
>>157425153foobaw is on, slut
>>157425153>please get venereal disease I'll keep my virginity thank you very much crack whore
>>157425184Stupid little retard
>>157425184No hands or lateral quickness. He'd get blown up going over the middle of the field.
Time for everyone to start getting their barebottoms slathered up with Kansas City BBQ sauce
>>157425184Literally me running to find fresh bussy
>>157425184KWAB
>>157424733Niners rugby side
Nice throw you bum
Lance proving yet again why he's a bust
>>157425203monitor on.
>>157425184technology is nothing more than beta males compensating and forcing everyone to live in their hellscape to spite god and nature for not being born an alpha.
>>157425178how do people with gloves achieve the same spin or do they dont get as much spin as bare handers, or does the sticky stuff on the gloves help with spin better than bare handed. keep thinking about that one steelers qb recently that kept using gloves cant remember his name
>>157425153No woman has ever said that
>Mexican QBs
>>157425223Yea you did
UH OHSTINKY
Kevin O'Connell deserves to be on the hot seat
>>157425222Quarterbacks should not wear gloves. They can have the ball sanded, surfaced, tackied up, and treated any way they like.
>>157425256A glove is fine on the non throwing hand
>>157425265hee-hee
>>157425222Gloves help you hold onto the ball in cold, snowy, or wet conditions. They also help you grip the ball if your hands are too small (Kenny Pickett, Teddy Bridgewater) or if you're old and your hands or nerves are so damaged you can barely hold the ball anymore (Peyton Manning, Kurt Warner). With a football your index finger spins it almost with a flick. Because of how little surface area of your hand is on the ball and how short the duration of the time when the QB is applying spin to the ball tacky substances and gloves do little to improve spin unless the QB is having difficulty gripping the ball.
bros...
Uiagalelei and Martinez are shitting it up bad right now.
Dinged that camera guy lol
>>157425035Yeah, third stringers who probably won't make the team are shit!
How many this season?
Anotha one
Pleasents ded :(
>>157425306Bussies destroyed? Too many to count
Another Niners home game in LA. They should really practice there to avoid the substation.
just scratched my anus and sniffed it
>>157425356what did it tell you?
Kyle Brandt is trying to do late night comedy on ESPN and it's sending me
>>157425354>Another Niners home game in LAit be like that
SoFi is kind of a zesty stadium
Omg it's Sandstorm
>>157425368Ravens-Wions owl this season
>>157425389>WionsYou about to trigger the Mahomes Schizo cuh
Fucking hell the chargers are ass
>>157425389A very powerful sniff indeed.
>>157425223I was on my computer once and my girlfriend told me to stop playing minecraft so she could suck my dick. I wasnt even playing minecraft but I wasn't about to tell her that.
getting raped in the home city of the new orleans saints really did a number on him
>Paintin' Manning is back for another seasonI'm not gonna make it bros
>>157425153Is BPD ginger pussy as great as I hope it is?
I assume McDaniels is just fucking around out there but Harbaugh looks seriously pissed off.
Belt2Ass
They're already going back to SoFi for the Super Bowl? They've been wanting a good LA stadium forever.
>>157425403Ginger? No, no. You want one of those black haired or blonde BPD demons for the good life ruining pussy.
>>157425414It's one of the best stadiums in the league
>>157425423I can't think of a better stadium desu. Maybe the stadium in Atlanta.
Can we just call this preseason game? No need to see the rest of it and I don't want the players getting injured.
Clown show Chargers
Just end it
>>157425404
why doesn't harbow just throw in the towel
Remember when the chorgertrannies shit talked about how the Niners are always injured in their schedule release video?
It's over before it even began
Lmao
wtf the 49ers have two Mexican qbs?!
>>157425453lookin like them chargies just got their assholes power raped again!
I've seen enough of Bustin Assbert, put Trey Lance back in the game.
>>157425432I understand people who argue for the more historic or iconic stadiums like Lambeau and the Superdome.
>>157425454Who's the other one
>AoC came back down 20-3clutch!
Okay but have you considered they're about to unleash the most powerful autism offence the league has ever seen? Fuck orbit motion it's gonna be triple Quarterback option
>>157425470The one playing right now with a Spanish name. Do you fuckers not watch the games?
>>157425474How does Adam Gase keep getting work?
>>157425483He's got the coke connection
>>157425483Chicken parm vouched for him that one time
Why were the 49ers playing their starters?
For me, its Robert Gronkowski.
>>157425505Substation killed all of their second and third stringer I fear
Kill this bussy
>>157425505The starters were only on the first drive and that was mostly because their third string QB was going to play most of the game but got injured last week so Purdy had to play some snaps. The starting QB playing means you gotta play some starters with him to protect him a little.
The substation shit is fake
>the substation is just a myth you stupid chud
>>157425527t. substation demon
What about the domstation then?
Stop making the same mistake. Just let Mendoza sit for his rookie year
>>157425529>6 of their starting 11 are already questionable FUCKING KEK
>>157425527Lock your doors tonight bro. The substation doesn't play around
>>157425542that's not even counting Pearsall who is out for the year. So really it could be 7/11
The substation myth has been debunked by multiple experts and scientists, stop bringing it up and thinking about it.
Debunk this bussy
>>157425562bouta rebunk that thang
>NFC Predictions >West 1.) Rams (14-3) 2.) Seahawks (12-5) 3.) Niners (11-6) 4.) Cardinals (4-13) >East 1.) Cowboys (11-6) 2.) Giants (8-9) 3.) Eagles (8-9) 4.) Commanders (4-13) >South 1.) Saints (10-7) 2.) Falcons (8-9) 3.) Panthers (7-10) 4.) Buccaneers (5-12) >North 1.) Lions (12-5) 2.) Bears (12-5) 3.) Packers (10-7) 4.) Vikings (8-9)
Is the next draft really as elite as people say? Vegas should have just traded back.
>>157425620what makes you think Kirk wont earn us another first overall pick again?
Analytics are why teams go for it way more on 4th down than they used to. I think /nfl/ needs to kneel and apologize to statGODS for making the NFL more kino.
>>157425634how did that work for thwe wions?
>>157425634Bussylytics
Is So-Fi mostly Rams stuff with the Chorgers area tucked away near the bathrooms or is it split evenly.
He’s really gonna be the best QB from this draft, huh?
>>157425634We also have plenty of examples of a team outright losing the game because they keep trying to go for it on 4th down when a FG would've won them the game.
>>157425634Disgusting bug retard
>>157425679>Disgusting bug retard
>>157425679I didn't know they ate hot dogs, I thought they preferred regular dogs
>>157425690>Gets mad for wanting to save the white raceJeetcano detected
>>157425536shant
>>157425679Fun fact; she's pretending it's Bo nix's penis
>>157425554>trust the scienceDid you already forget the early 2020s? Do you not remember Covid?
>>157425717Fauci and the CDC were absolutely out of line, big pharma is about as corrupt as you get however we squashed COVID before it took many more lives….which would’ve happened under the current Trump administration with their anti-vax anti science religious bullshit Ferbusto Mangina was bad tonight btw. Poor Raiders. How can you miss on Jeanty AND Mendozr
How the fuck did both Trey Dunce and DJ Oogabooga end up on the Chargers, they have 3 incompetent QBs there
>>157425529Cmac old as fuck. Evans old as fuck. Kittle old as fuck. I had to look up Juszczyk and holy shit he's even older than I thought. Bosa old as fuck. Williams old as fuck and probably gets hurt next. Or maybe it'll be honey bun man who also old as fuck. Retirement home ass team.I didn't know Charlie Kirk was on the 9ers now though that's kinda neat I guess.
>>157425762> we squashed COVID before it took many more livesretarded shill, Covid is only a threat if you're in your 90s, and even then it's in the low single digits for fatalities. >Ferbusto Mangina was bad tonight btw. like one actual bad throw against the best defense HC in the league, in his first "start", fuck off
>>157425717i don't understand why this place is full of retards still cry about the rona. it was six (6) years ago, get over it.
>>157425790Tell that to Joe Rogan. Can't even listen to him anymore. Just him seething about the same shit over and over again
>>157425790because obviously they learned nothing and will do it again
>>157425815>getting preemptively angry at a hypothetical
i don't understand why Israel is full of retards still cry about the Holocaust. it was six (86) years ago, get over it.
>>157425781>the fascist shill is a Raiders fan Color me surprised >>157425869Kek
>>157425869PedosKnee is gonna freak
>>157425634If stats were king Herbust would have 3 or 4 owls by now, meanwhile eyetest ballknowers are undefeated- Oh shit Geno just came inside Mina again
>Current Black Starting QB’s 4 Super Bowl Wins >Current White Starting QB’s 3 Super Bowl Wins
>>157425877He’s a dangerous hombre
>>157425897talmbout.... a... FULL night? in JAIL??? Like Jail, Jail?
I've seen enough, trade away BUSTdoza and make Aidan O'Connell the starter
>>157425874> Raiders fanNo I just asses what I see objectively, instead of acting like some hysterical, biased faggot (you). Which fake plastic franchise in LA are you a fan of exactly?
>>157425897You just KNOW his bussy got blasted that night
>>157425917He was 8-15 for less than 100 yards and a pick six. He did this against 3rd stringers and practice squad guys. Then AOC came in and played great. He objectively played bad. He even started crying on the sideline after the pick and Crosby consoled him. He seems like a nice kid, but he ain’t flashing
>>157425951He needs to hit the strip and get the demons out of him
>Cuban Cubies
Allar > Mendozatruss
Carson Beck wouldn't have throw that pick 6 but raidturds ain't finna hear dat
>>157425781Is DeMeco some defensive wizard scheme size or does he just invest a shit ton on that side of the ball? The media really babies Mendoza cause he's such a likable kid.
>>157425951> He did this against 3rd stringers and practice squad guysfunny I'm looking at the depth chart right now, and the guys who made the int and sack are listed as 2nd stringers not 3rd stringers. In fact most the guys on the field were 2nd stringers in the first half, and then AoC came in and played the third stringers in the 2nd half. You just have to try and pretend that it was 3rd stringers to make him look worse. Also I recall one terrible drop by a receiver that hit him right in the hands and one good knockout by the CB. The game was simply not that bad a showing.
>Cee Dee already cucking Von MillerNever change Dallas
If he shits on the Broncos in their home opener is he officially considered the King of Denver?
>>157426095Jags and Broncos just always give each other a hard time. Their record is tied
>>157425917You mean 'assess', you ass.
We're going to have so much fun in the next thread your bussy will spin
Redskins?? You know you’re not suppose to call them that anymore…
>>157425762It was Da Flu.
Where's the next thread? Never experienced a spinning bussy and I'm curious
>>157426990I was gonna make one but then i started wanking to gay porn instead
new >>157427326>>157427326
>>157425184What if you threw paint on its face? Or put a hundred ball bearings in front of it? I bet it would malfunction
