Game 1:Broncos vs Raiders>6pm AEST>GIO Stadium, Canberra (4.2 stars on Google Maps)>Friday Night Football at GIO Stadium has far more riding on it than the respective ladder positions suggest, as the Raiders host Brisbane in a matchup loaded with desperation, emotion, and a little revenge. Canberra’s finals hopes remain incredibly faint, but they are still alive. Wins over Brisbane and North Queensland, combined with their Round 26 bye, could get the Raiders to 30 competition points, and leave them praying other results fall their way. Brisbane, meanwhile, have endured one of the worst premiership defences in modern NRL history and are now fighting simply to avoid an unthinkable wooden spoon.Game 2:Dolphins vs Eels>8pm AEST>Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane (4.6 stars on Google Maps)>The second NRL game tonight heads to Brisbane as the Dolphins host the Eels. Always promising a high scoring game, the Dolphins will be looking to tighten their grip on a top 4 finish with a beneficial points differential. The Eels face a stronger opponent this week after their upset of the Cowboys last week, and back up with a short turnaround to boot. >Betting is bad for you. Gamble responsibly.
no idea if theres nrlw on tonight but shan't be posting about it regardlesssomeone else can if they wish
I'll livepost womens arses maybe but not much else
Raiders 1-12DolpWAHS 1-12
Something off with the thread cant pinpoint it tho
>>157424556raiders 13+ broncs are buckbroken
BREAKING: The ARL Commission is set to announce the NRL’s 20th team by Christmas.ARLC interim executive chairman Peter V’landys says teams will need to cough up $100 million over 5 years with QLD and NZ the likely options. The Southern Orcas are at long odds to enter with the ARLC seriously investigating Hamilton as a base for the second NRL side - capitalising on the success on the Warriors NRLW crowds at the venue.
>>157424886>capitalising on the success on the Warriors NRLW crowds at the venue>>>>>using womens attendance to estimate the probability of team successI dont feel to good about this lads
>>157424695He did good>>157424489>>157424239Ya did good
>australian players don't want to live in auckland>hamilton is an even better option
Is Teddy out or not?
>>157424489>GIO Stadium, Canberra (4.2 stars on Google Maps)I needed to know that thank you
>>157424996mount maunganui is the most australian feeling place in nzmaybe we set up a team there?
Largest Urban Areas in New ZealandAuckland: ~1,715,600Christchurch: ~392,100Wellington: ~216,200Hamilton: ~178,500Tauranga: ~155,200Dunedin: ~133,300Palmerston North: ~81,200Napier: ~66,400
>>157425060Sam Cane, Kane Williamson, and Pete Burling all went to Tauranga Boys at the same time so maybe it's actually an elite sporting hub.
Melbourne is ours.
>>157425255thats like 10% of Hamilton showing up to watch the storm
Next one to post is my bitch and loves cock
phwoar, could go for a micropenis right now
why's albo in trouble for saying he'd shag kylie?
>>15742525520th team should be a second Melbourne team desu, only advantage of a second peewee team is killing union, which would die internationally once the All Blacks fizzle out
It's so over
Have a second NZ team based in Aus because every Kiwi has moved here anyway
>>157425478>>157425493
captaining cleary has to be the most soulless thing one can do in SC
>>157425523the gayfl would fight insanely hard to prevent it
>>157425523Lol
https://youtu.be/xdw81aa5n3U?si=Bibh_3wFgx0SIQDcl-let's go, broncos....
50 bucks says they'll do better without walsh tonight
post the betslip then m8
>>157425727>>157425739
I don't gamble, its an expression
>>157425805based forkie
>>157425510>The Herald Sun reported that a player allegedly declared he had 'done an Albo' during the alleged lap dance, seemingly referencing Anthony Albanese's controversial comments about 'melons'.
>>157425805He looks tentative about the bindies covering his lawn
Can someone explain the swan’s situation in nrl terms
It’s four toey humans and the whole team running a train on a chick in a spa bath, adultery outside of wedlock with your teammates in a hotel room in New Zealand, fingering a seventeen year old under the stairs at some units on the northern beaches, beating and raping your significant other, and holding a gay fourteen year old boy hostage with handcuffs in your apartment (or house).
>>157425871they did a canterbury-bankstown
>>157425528I don’t understand m8. Those scores looks totally respectable.
>>157425962which australian crickter is going to marry the stripper though??
I meant the players are they star players or bench players for example if it was the tiggers would the players beApi Loo-eyeDoo-EOrNo name coconut #1No name coconut #2 No name coconut #3
Late outs:SandersFarnworthKatoa
>>157425977kek you got the wrong off field incident though m8
got the spagbol simmering on the stove lads
>>157426027i know but I thought it was funne
don’t worry lad it had me laffin.
This would never happen to the VFL if they never put a team in Sydney
got a feeling the bronczoomers will actually get up for this game and will actually trouble the Faders.
>>157426062nah
They don’t have it in them. The attitude is that they won the comp last year so they did what you wanted now leave them alone
11c at kickoff, gentle wnw breeze (cross field)
Cooper Johns is dating a pretty cute alfw player
Protip. It's bad form to masturbate in a job interview
LETS GO BRONCGODS
spoon or premiership, broncos for life
HOT CHIPS
Let's go lads!
>>157426233
lets go broncos
a try here would be good for the broncos but not the best for the raiders
that's the worst jersey in the league.
>>157426237Thanks bruh
goddammit
Family Tips Against All Odds Edition11 tipped pooders2 tipped poocos 1 forgetful fairy
BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY BILLY
damn I missed Billy
MY FAVOURITE PLAYER BILLY WALTERS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS
the 6againcos
thought that was a barcode on the back of hass neck
>>157426292the new fuckwitzealander
FUCK
>>157426296*bangs spoon*
raiders seem weirdly flat tonight
>set restarts 2 eachhmmmm
the 6againders
>>157426302Weird for Big Papa's celebration game.
a lot of pressure on them if they get ahead its all over they'll start to relax
>>157426292what was that about sixagaincos fuckhead
SIX MOOOORE
raiders have had six agains on every set
big papa has to win m8
>walsh nowhere to be seen
raiders getting the adam gee up
>walsh
>>157426341Nah broncs are playing shit like usual.
BIG CRY BABY IS TAKING THE FIELD
feeling virginal lads
WHAT A TRY
pass off the ground Is this ref blind
Titans did it better last sunday though.
>>157426366They let go of him. The tackle was incomplete.
CHECK THE FORCE WAS IT TOO MUCH OFF OFF OFF
>>157426190Mattea Breed. Hot feet.
horsburgh falls into it and its fucking ten in the bin?gee's a fucking flog
HIT THE ROAD JACK
>>157426391He didn't fall into it lol. Carrigan literally wrapped his arm around his jaw. He was just lower to the ground.
get ready for ((( )))
ITS FUCKING MAAAAAAAAAAAAMBUNKER INCOMING
ITS MAAAAM
eat shit raiders
Walters single handedly saving the broncs
is carrigan holding back the broncos?
>captained Hayze Perham
>>157426430he's certainly not carrigan them hahah
>>157426437heh
Only just started listening, is someone in the bin?
>>157426443carrigan for hitting a big baby
BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS
EATSHITRAIDERS
>>157426443Listening? Not watching? Carrigan is binned for a high tackle on big red.
canberra very undeadly
solid attempt billy keep at it
should just keep carrigan off to be honest
>>157426062based knower
Corey Horseburg you are a new zealand kia
>walsh not covering that
fool me once shame on you fool me twice well stop doing that
I'm glad broncos aren't resigning jaiyden hunt. completely fucking useless. has let in two tries and makes 0 post contact meters.
billy deserves a better peem :(
do they get paid or is it an audition?
think the raiders are going to wake up in the second half. they just want it more.
something very demonic about that cbus ad
need the faders to show up now
>>157426599>tfw you remember the demonic corner at CBUS stadium
>>157426574kek was just thinking that.
poocos just don't give a shit :(
SIX MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
>>157426627Hoping dragons win the rest of their games and broncs get the spoon.
who leet?
>>157426643footy legend addo carr is 1337
he simply wasn’t ready for it
BIN THE CUNTS
>>157426661>Wayne Bennett explaining his decision to defer Latrell Mitchell's return
need to bin carrigan again
BIN HIM
initial contact was around his shoulders then he falls and his arm slips to his head with no force GAMES GONE _____
Games like this they miss Fogarty. They just need a bit of organisation on those end of set options
>Hunt
Could’ve kicked 4 field goals by now
It’s as if the Broncos know what Canberra are going to do, Canberra doesn’t, and they score anyway
Haas and Anderson cannot wait to be rid of this peem
birch just cum his pant
>traded hosking out
Pat Carrigan looks so fucking checked out. He's obviously going to the Chiefs
HAASGOD JUST TRY AND STOP HIM YOU FUCKING SHITS
For and against comes into it for the spoon if Broncos don’t win again and Dragons win 2/3.Broncos were 65pts ahead before this game
>le fall over the line forward
Future South Sydney club legend
Hakeem!
>>157426794He’s a Brisbane Easts junior. If they’re the 20th team he’ll go there as inaugural club captain
>faiders
Reminder that Ben Hunt debuted in 2009. Also is old enough to have played in the inaugural Toyota cup season in 2008 and will be playing first grade Rugby League next year
>>157426794hates Madgeball. I reckon he goes to Sydney when he’s news reporter gf gets a gig down there on prime time.
>>157426852This has Parramatta written all over it
if he goes to the peels he'll have to cut off his locks
Reminder: this game is sudden death for Canberra. They are on 24pts with a bye putting them on 26, and one more game which if they win puts them on 28, but 8th place is currently on 30. Somebody should tell them to stop letting Broncos score
man a broncs spoon would be so kinocome on faders
so strange
>>157426873>protected broncos
STICKY ARE YOU OKAY
OH GET FUCKED
broncGODS
SOMEWHERE THE BRONCGODESS IS SMILING
SAVE ME BUNKER
who are we supposed to be supporting?
Perham was an absolute shitter at the Bulldogs. Good to see he didn't give up
>>157426916bronx
>>157426916dealer’s choice, Canberra get knocked out or Broncos stay on for the spoon
offside surely
I got no try
I GOT A HEART ATTACK
>>157426916raidersbronc spoon is the ultimate result for the season
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
DRAG THE CUNT OFF
diving faggot
>both peems celebrating kino
LOL!!! These fucken pathetic green cock gobblers NEVER cease to amaze me....All to play for, against a team thats won 1 of its last 13 games.... supposedly meant to fire up for a career legend.... and they fucken blow a 14 point lead in typical faiders fashion...what a fucken pathetic cuck team.... perennial losers LOL!
broncs can still lose it from here
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
EAT SHIT RAIDERS!
good night raiders. symbolic fade really
Titans and Tigers are still in the spoon race
OH NO NO NO NO NO
https://youtu.be/N7cbmHGnzP4
>both peems losekino?
>shakling hands with the refnot suspicious at all
>he tipped pooders
bro I turned off the game at 20 mind, checked the score at 60How did broncos win?
kek at that Ricky Maccas ad perfect timing
wtf
https://youtu.be/_wdfTdibFBs?si=eml0A_g7hAzpRv3Sfinally another win
>>157427015*squeezes hand extra tight*
>>157426062knowers know
>>157427015Based Hakeem getting the refs on his good side for next year
>traded Sasagi in
Fun fact: that was the Broncos first Friday 6pm game since it was introduced in 2017
>>157427013fucking faiders fucked it.... did u expect anything different?
>>157427050they're the most popular team by farSo makes sense
>>157427050that seems statistically unlikely
>>157427050broncGODS hitting milestones
>based Samrani out noooooooooo
>>157427058apart from the wahs
PHINS ARE HARD TO BEAT AT HOME LADS
SOUND THE TRUMPETS
FREED FROM PEELSIRE
Phinnies with a grand entrance
Family Tips Something Fishy is going on Edition12 fishies for phins1 fishy for eels1 forgetful shark
>>157427071I mean, its 1 city vs an entire country so makes sense
Does anyone else hate the phins? I can't stand them
:P
Good penetration from Penisi
>>157427093yeah, its a little unfair but it is what it isalso fans =/= prems :(
>oh he's drilled.. by those 3 parramatta players
Eels gonna upset everything here get your bets on.
WAHS have more fans in Australia than they do in NZ so argument debunked.
is it just me or are we facing an epidemic of falcons lately?
probably feels fun to boot a ball into some retard's head
>>157427102Nah. Love the culture around them
VOLKGOD VOLKGOD VOLKGOD
The Volkmeister is better than Luai
seems tippers loyal to their peem are eating good tonight
VOLKGODEELSGOOOOOOOOODS
>>157427141better than a commodore epidemic iykwimwim
Eels in the house tonight
>>157427141maybe
unagichads we eating good
VOLKGOD has had a great year it’s really not a surprise my peels have decided to not keep him. It’s not good for our culture.
I picked eels come on peels
>>157427178holy based Falcon chronicler
>>157427013Hakeem showed them the way
>Bathurst and world cup in OctoberYew
>>157427178xox
>>157427178>au falcon de silvia in colourdied
this one is my fav
Eels win here helps four or five teams. Not as good as last week but I believe
Fox has every right to chuck in a bit of BM.
why even check that Sutton ya grub?
>Josh Addo-Carr 1 VAC ban on record
Fox put all his SP into speed there
>>157427229Blackfulla Magic?
Kek
Lmao why isn't that a burnt challenge?
Phins should lose their challenge there desu
get stuffed that’s not forward
Twiddle is a cracker I’m not surprised my peem has let him fuck off to Perth.
DON'T TAKE THE POO
>>157427277SC cheapie if he's their starting Fullback
Should never be a penaltyRetard slipped into the tackle
High contact is high contact. As a defenseman he needs to anticipate the ball carrier slipping
Okay so I guess eels are just illegal to tackle
Bostock? more like unhingedstock
Eels are literally all neck they don’t have shoulders it’s impossible not to hit them high
based cobgod
Herbie fully bloated
>>157427293Literally happens faster than human reaction time
The Redcliffe Tuna Cans
KELLYGOOOOOODPARRAGOOOOOODSSSS
Good last pass that
Parra look good
>>157427322me in the middle
>arm across the race is not a high tackle>arm across the shoulder is
HIS NAME IS HERBIE
should've been a penalty for a late tackle
HIS NAME IS?
FREED FROM POOSIRE
>>157425805very walsh-like
>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’mI’
COBGODLOVE MY PHINNIES
splashback!
>late tackle 6 again from nowhere
Bit going on there
Huge play from Russell
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmanyone know whos in the bunker lads?
kek I wonder if they actually play that interstellar music in the bunker?
Klein is out of his mind. That was lost.
*hans zimmer intensifies*
>>157426459Triple M mate
was the correct callOr it'd be a strip and grounded
FUCKWITTA
(((Klein)))
KLIENSTEINED
>>157427506Isaako didn’t even claim it ffs is your last name Klein too?
Mitch talking to the bunker lol
Isaako is an honest man, if he didn’t know he scored he won’t say he did
>They Bunker will give us one back kek based Moses
THAT WAS CRAZY
kek Herbie Brady
AAAAAAAA fuck that would've been premier league tier
What a non try
I fall in love with every on field reporter
>>157427557>premier league tier holy fucking faggot
Missing tiff
fell asleep on the ol' chair again lads will be awake for the 2nd half though!
>>157427591We all do :(
>>157427583Imagine Selwyn Cobbo at Manchester United
How did they give that Isaako try? What the fuck is that? Straight up corruption there has to be an investigation
>>157427607grace could never
>>157427615it would be like every other overpaid fat brazilian that’s played in the EPL
>>157427630Damn, tiff is hot
>>157427630is it true she’s married a Saudi Prince?
go simp for tiff in her insta comments with the other jeets you losers
>>157427659good to see ya reportsperg, hope the cat is well
>>157427630Christ almighty
PHINS FINNA MAKE A SPLASH WE WANT 70
cobbo is innocent!
addoooo buddy you're spending too much time on the aoe2 ladder
Dolphins are the new jungle ball team
You never know the dolphins' next move
Queensland footballattack, attack, attack
FREED FROM COOMSIRE
isaako has a nice kicking technique
and the logie goes to his name is herbie
diving pommie faggot
all it would take to eradicate diving is to periodically bin players for simulation every now and then
>>157426981
tired of hearing pooses voice whenever the ref talks
bitch moses never stops whinging
wonder if pooses is like that in real life>order cheap $13 city coffee >umm this coffee isn't quite hot enough>I want a refund >usually its less hotter >I wanna speak to the ref I mean manager
kek based Moses got the incels seething again
I reckon I could bash Max Plath
MAXIMUM TRY WOOOOOOOOOOO
respectfully drags you into the ingoal
No you cou->sees trips
FREED FROM 1/3SIRE
>>157427888go run onto the field and do it then
we legitimately don't need this much footycut two rounds from the season next year
>>157427903wtf
>>157427903Firmly disagree
brian smelly
>>157427903Next year we need 34 games. No byes, and everyone has to play 7 mid-week games
>>157427901he's lucky he is in The
>>157427926Was just thinking "Irish might have a take on this"
>>157427931I GET IT!
More footy
lads I'm agreeing with Irish send help
*has an absolute horrific take*
COMEBACK
don't take the kick just keep getting tries!!
SLIPBACK
love the irish mick me
Aborigines are permitted to spear native animals I would prefer to watch Josh Abo Carr spearing kangaroos and emus and Latrell bashing a turtle to death I want to see Cody Walker setting a Kookaburra on fire
>>157427991Hot take: his takes are elite
>>157428014
>>157428014>the vpn slips
HERBIE RUNS OFF WITH IT
HERBIEEEEEEE>>157428014>
HIS NAME IS
based synchronised lung buster
They’re better than Parra but come finals they’ll have to play Penrith or Easts or Auckland away and then whichever hot shit team wins the elimination (probably Cronulla). They might fare better coming 5th and playing at home facing the Cowboys (or Dogs)
we need more
3/3 lads
Newcastle get the last round bye, they’ll be hard as fuck in the first week of the finals
>>157428062SOCUTE
Imagine Selwyn Cobbo raping a wallaby to death that's more entertaining than the NRL
>>157428090tip on irish
last for baiting an anon for me not being last lol see you today family
You were never last. You didn't plan for all the scenarios to be the last post. Your weak little caveat is only a cover for your subpar planning.
>>157428111it's /rug/ >>157428131
do I need to bake again?
Looks like it
ill give him an hour in case hes feeling better
FRESH>>157434427>>157434427>>157434427
real new>>157434928>>157434928>>157434928
The Harvey Norman smellovision
