Edition VARL1 KWAB Champions:1. OM , OL (2025/26)
WEEK 1/SEMAINE 1Friday/VendrediOM - Strasbourg | 8.45pm CET/20h45Saturday/SamediRC Lens - AJ Auxerre | 5.5pm CET/17h15Le Mans FC - Brest | 8.45pm CET/20h45OGC Nice - FC Lorient | 8.45pm CET/20h45Toulouse FC - OL | 8.45pm CET/20h45ESTAC - Paris FC | 8.45pm CET/20h45Sunday/DimancheSCO Angers - LOSC | 8.45pm CET/15h00Le Havre AC - Monaco | 8.45pm CET/17h15MAIN EVENT:Rennes - PSG | 8.45pm CET/20h45
>micoud commentateur sur ligue 1+dommage j'ai faillit m'abonner
>>157430616
>>157428966WE'RE BACK
>>157430747Can't wait to see if the brazilian guy will ome back.
>>157430616At least the UBB has been doing great lately.
>>157430868I don't think he watched L1 for long enough to be mindbroken already
>>157430983He did seem to have fully taken the AJApill.Can't blame him.
>>157431000CheckedIt's a patrician choice, but only the real members of the masterrace can keep it going for more than a few years
>>157430616so... who's getting the Matmut? A 6th division club surely cannot play in a 40K+ stadium, can they?
there is no point in the existence of these two shitty clubs
It feels so fucking weird to see Nénèse on the OM bench
>>157431033>RCSAMoney laundering>OMRage regulator for drooling retards
>>157431030UBB plays there for some of their bigger home games, and back in Chaban for most of the game.>highest attendence at the Atlantic was the UBB-Stade Rochelais derbykek>Matmut cancelled their naming contractTOP KEK
>>157431050Pep Genesio claims another victim.
>Sonorisation des arbitres, accélération du jeu et champ du VAR élargi : ce qui change dans l'arbitrage pour la saison 2026-2027 de Ligue 1>La principale innovation est la sonorisation systématique des arbitres pour toutes les rencontres, annoncée en juin par la LFP. Testée la saison passée, elle est désormais pérennisée, seulement pour expliquer une décision prise à l'aide du VAR.>De nouvelles phases de jeu sont soumises à un compte à rebours, décompté par l'arbitre. Lors des touches, les joueurs ont cinq secondes pour effectuer la remise en jeu, sous peine de voir la balle revenir à l'adversaire. Même logique pour les dégagements aux six mètres : si un gardien met trop de temps pour envoyer le ballon, son équipe concède un corner. >Au moment d'effectuer des changements, les joueurs sortants disposent de dix secondes pour quitter le terrain. Passé ce délai, le changement sera effectué, sans que le remplaçant n'entre dans la foulée : il patientera une minute et entrera au premier arrêt de jeu. Autre nouveauté : un joueur blessé faisant appel aux soins sur le terrain doit attendre une minute avant de reprendre sa place sur la pelouse.Sounds like another set of rules that will never really be applied
>>157431033It's okay, you wouldn't get it.That dogwater league is an acquired taste.
>>157431081They should rename it ONF Stadium
>>157431033yes
>>157428971>saturday evening multiplexMy dickIs hardThey call meThe bard
>>157428971>Le Man's BrestYet another classic, based ligain
>>157431173>Canadair Atlantic>Stade Laurent Nunez>BluCo & Red Industries Arena
>>157431209I'm saddened we won't have Le Mans ASSE this season.
>>157431232FireExtinctionUnited
>>157431285>Stade Charbon-Delmas
Classic Ligue 1 reaction faces
>>157431324Me on the far left
>>157431314Fucking kek
>>157431335For me it's the top right
>>157431324Is it Roberto Martinez in the center?Could he save OM?Actually don't answer that.
Well that sucked.I think I will take this opportunity to order a Menu Golden Ligue 1® from McDonald's™ and have it delivered right to my doorstep thanks to the convenience of Uber Eats© and eat it on the table I found at Conforama™.
>>157431324yep, i'm thinking kino is back
>>157431553>delivery slopHave some decency anon
>>157431600gotta support the ligue
>>157431658shant
There's a Big M not far from where I live.It fucking sucks.Best part is the "MHSC sponsor" paper bag.
>54 seconds
ERA QUE DALLE
The fucking sound quality of that 2006 Logitec mic on the ref I'M DEAD
Quite early to tell but two stupid fouls in uick succession for a red and a pen does seem like possible KWABOTW material.We will see what tomorrow brings.
At least we didn't humiliate ourselves this time Marseillebros
Nice
>>157432376wrong city m8
now watch Marseigays already seeing themselves champions
> It's another year of this general being obsessed about Marseille, wishing every week to see them fall
>>157432927so?
be honest; how'd you react if you were pro and your fans put a banner like this when you play?
>>157433125bad execution, the words must be above the arrow, otherwise the players would think they had to shoot on the banner with the words
ces putains de traitres...
>>157433125I'd be angry if I was the goalie
>>157433398what bunch of faggots lmao
>>157432927Every week, I wish to see every team fail except /myguys/.
>>157430868I'm here
>>157439927Welcome back buddy.Ready for one of the most SOVLFVLL matchups in four hours ?
>>157439927Welcome anon, get ready for a new year of suffering
>>157431209kek
>getting scored against 5 times by fcuking RodezCanaribros?
meanwhile, Nantes continue to be complete retards in ligue 2
forgot pic
lol what a faggot
Branon getting his first sip of suffering in the season
>>157443745>>157444155>they didn't rate RodezBeginner's mistake.Unironically, they are moneyballing their way through L2 and were in the promotion playoffs last season.
>Ouedraogo - DuranvilleOL's left side combined has less IQ than Ribéry
Barthez sighting confirmed.
>>157446497I must've missed him by a hair
nvm my stream is late
>Nice still under sanctions because of last season's chimpoutKWAB
>>157446540>Nice still plays in L1
>>157446573If they're getting manhandled by Lorient playing some pristine Dujeuxball, without their own supporters booing, they might not play there for much longer :^)
>missing an open goalState of téfécéAnd yet OL is still likely to lose
>>157446616>OL is still likely ToulouseWhat did he mean by this ?
WHERE ARE THE HYDRATION BREAKSAAAAAAAAH I AM DYING OF THIRST GIANNI COME SAVE ME
>>157446645Can't write Toulouse without ol
GOALLE MANS 0 - 1 BRESTGoal, Del Castillo
>>157446528who the fuck plays at Toulouse or OL for the baldy to get interested? Risser and Chevalier seem to be the logical choice besides Merdegnan, and if not, it's gonna some meme guys like Samba, Areola, or... Meslier
Lmao who the fuck is that passive agressive commentator on the multiplex
>>157446698Restes
>>157446698He's just here for the half-time cassoulet. Understandable.
>>157446719
>DuranvilleBut what happens in the countryside?
What a league
GOALLE MANS 1 - 1 BRESTGoal, Gueye
>>157446826>11 goals in the previous 2 gamesShameful, I want my slurpers back
>>157446826>four games at the same time>half time>nothing but drawsLigue Hein is BACK, babyyyyy
>>157446668>>157446827Why are you doing this
>>157446827
>>157446856>>157446859that settles itI will keep doing it to annoy you
>>157446944>annoy youBut your post didn't annoy me
Based rillettes
>>157446944WAKE UP ANON YOU MISSED A GOAL
>Jurgensen
HAHAHA WTF
Why weren't we warned that le mans breasts would be kino
Gol Narteynot really deserved lel
I like that Bidstrup lad a lot, despite his shameful shot
TFC 0 - 2 OLFofanaDeserved now, I'm glad to see him back
L-les gars ?
>PFC still midfuck this club srsly
>>157440418Couldn't watch today's L1 fixtures but I'll watch Lille x SCO tomorrow. >>157440615>pickek
>>157447139Games were too semen-slurpy so I had a fap and then went to bed.
can we win this? Final's today iirc
Is Tyler Morton doing alright at Lyon?
>>157455441Why do they wear the mask?>>157455506Very well, yes. He's quite frankly one of the best recent signings even if he could still do a bit better, particularly in the defending sector. Excellent mentality, great passing and game regulation. Also love that he tries his luck at shooting from a distance at times, it's one of the aspects that is the most lacking with French players imo.
Is there any bigger pigeon than the eternal anglo?
>giroud
lens and merseille are frauds and cant do it without red cards and penalties>>157455506best midfield of the ligue
>>157455995Do you think he could do a job for England?>>157459140I just wondered as I noticed he started on the bench yesterdayHe was very good for us (Hull) when we had him on loan a few years ago, but that was in our second division.Speaking of the Mighty Tigers, we're set to sign Mohamed-Ali Cho from Nice. We backed out a fortnight ago after Nice priced him at £20m, supposedly we're now getting him for £13m
>>157461023>he started on the bench yesterdayLyon are going to play the CL qualifiers next week, they're keeping their best players fresh for that because the CL money could basically save the club. They used the B team against Toulouse. >Do you think he could do a job for England?No idea I don't follow English football at all, it's a money driven shitshow that lost any kind of soul
>>157461023Mo-Ali Cho needs french air to breathe or he chokes.He did okay in Angers, was sold as a promising prospect to Real Sociedad where he was terrible, got sent to Nice where he is doing well. He will be sold to an english or italian club where he will absolutely suck for a season or two. Then he will be bought by Lille and he will once again perform.No refunds btw.
>>157461311lol. Something for us to look forward to then? It seems an odd signing as we need an out-and-out striker and he doesn't seem like someone who scores many goals
Ils vont faire quoi Lille avec toute cette thune?
>>157461475Passer la DNCG + pourboire
well, boys...
>>157463079that's a big nose
FUCK OFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Imagine being the team renowned for its transition play and gettig outplayed by Rennes of all teams.
>>157463079another trophy mbappé will never get
>>157463079Tell me about Number Ten, why does he wer the mask?
we are barcola babbies
What are >we having tonight, /L1/bros?Made some spinach risotto over here.The McDonalds shilling is making me want to cook.
They forgot to do the hydration break
Apparently Kvara is actually playing this game
>>157463079Never thought Ribéry would regrow his hair
Seriously what the fuck happened to Dembouz
Guys, I'm starting to think Ousmane "El Traffico" Dembélé is not going to win two Ballons d'Or in a row...
>>157463796>those nailstits of gtfo
>it's a refs want to show they're not corrupt so they refball psg episode #232427
>>157463796I cooked a decent chorizo 'za, ate half of it. I'm still hungry but I don't have anything left for dessert. Feels kinda bad.
good good, we're using up all our bad luck in this game
>Le PaulOhnononoQatarbros where did the bribe go
>>157463877delusional piss shit customers out on full force since weekday one
>invincible season dream is already over
Remontada status ?
>>157463928I'm sorry but it's true, we're plagued with leftism, the small is always favourited against the big
>>157463943c'est fini
PSG really isn't going to depend on Ferran Torres to be their main guy...right?
>>157463930It's Rennes. Trust the choke artistry.
>>157463965This guy knows.Stade Renoi = french Spurs
Zidane better take Le Paul.This is not funny anymore. I want this babtou in a blue jersey, NOW.
>>157463965they're the team that beats us the most often since a few years now
When is the world cup champion coming in?
>>157464020He did play in blue in Épinal away thoughbeitedly.
>>157464038>the CL champions are more weakminded than fucking Renneslmao stop making excuses
Yep, PSG isn't gonna equate our threepeat :)
> I was ready to bet on a PSG loss but changed it to a draw
>>157464060he's in
>Dembouz subbed outKWAB
......
we're fucking clowns, is the dream over?
>>157464588yeah looks like more rigging is gonna be needed this season perhaps it is possible for lens to play 2 games on the same day this time
You now remember when luis enrique used to watch the first half from the stands
>>157464610is the rigging in the room with you right now?
Lmao LE is going full autism mode
>>157464620>implying Greeks have money
Does this confirm PFC as THE club of the capital?
> Need to score multiple goals> Remove all players who can play together with their eyes closed and bring in people who never played together
>i can't score
>>157464654i was to say no, then here we are, looking at POOSGay getting clapped so...
>>157464654This isn't how you write Red Star
Sorry bretons, the remontada has begun.
Ramos would have saved us by now
FERRAN FERRAN FERRAN
>Fabian to FerranGreat goal from the world champions
Lmao lucky ass finish
clear offside but lets just count that for no reason
>>157464706However
he scored but damn, his shot was horrible, straight at the goalkeeper and he could have passed the ball to doué
>>157464697It would be kino to have PSG, PFC and the Red Star in Ligue 1 next season.
>>157464731
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>157464743get ready, Ferran will be the most frustrating player you have ever seen
>>157464779Rennes can ALWAYS choke it.It's in their DNA.The only town where choking is more prevalent is Clermont.
>>157464796Worse than Cavani?
>>157464796I survived cavani
>>157464796Doubt it, we had not-giving-a-single-fuck-Messi not so long ago
>>157464697tbfqh the commies larp as the "club of the banlieue" more than Parisian club... at least that's how the club tries to market iself
>>157464834Maybe because it's literally not from nor representing Paris?
>>157464834>banlieuesAnything within 150 km of Paris is Parisian
>>157464852
TORRES TORRES TORRES
I TOLD YOUI TOLD YOU ALLIf there is a lead, Rennes WILL find a way to choke it.
> That Spanish connexion
>rennes
Rennes are fucking soft holy shit
HE SCORED AGAINHE IS FUCKING EXPOSING LIGUE 1OH NO NO NO NO FRENCH BOSQUICK SHRED EVERYTHINGDELETE THIS THREAD NOW
> Dembwho???
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CRY
>>157464935Never.There's no other league I'd rather watch.Luv me french club'Ate every other french club'Ate every foreign club even moreSimple ase
> mfw Ferran wins the BO
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>157464935Dembele already did that
??
>>157464902This is what 75% of France thinks anon, and we're not really wrong
P A C H O
I told people that Ferran would pull a Dembélé make Barca look stupid
>>157464983no because he got goals in the cl too, so you could just think that he became good
clear handball but lets just show a replay from the one cam that his hand isnt visible
>>157465030Felt more like he stopped it with his dick
>>157465030>>157464771
>>157464911Yeah it was quite obvious
>>157464852>Blois where I was born is 150km AND 400 METERS away from Paris.You are correct.>t. Demonstrably not parisian by 400 meters
>>157464967Basé
How does Enrique do it lolGive him clay, he turns it to Gold
Greek schizo turning into one of my favourite /LigueGné/ poster.
>>157465055Of course. It was a completely scientifically accurate range
>>157465068>whoever mentions ligue 1 is a corrupt league where psg can intervene and postpone matches while also congesting its opponents schedule is a schizothats what happens when your brain is filled with piss shit and homosexuality i guess
gots looks soft
So, who are the biggest frauds ?Rennes for choking a 2 goals lead while parking the bus ?PSG for losing to the perenial chokers of the Ligue ?
Aight, we have our first KWAB of the Week voting poll of the season!https://poal.me/jlqldghttps://poal.me/jlqldghttps://poal.me/jlqldghttps://poal.me/jlqldg
> It's another payday on behalf of a PSG chokeLife is good
>>157465107we played the trophée des champions at lens with barely any fans while it's supposed to be neutral ground. suck my dick.
I knew Luis Enrique was gonna unlock Ferran. Better striker than dumbele already
>>157465140Clear Rennes win imo, Strasbourg as a close second
Have voters vanished? Where's the OM voting spammers when we really need them
>>157465282No one cares about that shitty poll
>>157465282they'll prolly be back in september, still holidays
Just a bit more Ferran, I need to prove a point.
>OM are currently topping the league>>157465505Ah yeah I forgot that we're still surrounded by summerfags
>>157465282C’est moi ou j’ai l’impression que l’on n’est que 4 sur ce thread? Il y a notre ami helvète, le brésilien, 2-3 francs et c’est tout
>>157467208* 2-3 français
>>157467208I posted 10% of the replies itt
>wins your leaguenothing personal
>>157465140stade renoi all the ways, professional chokers
>>157467208J'ai envie de donner une chance à ce thread mais à chaque fois je tombe sur les posts malaisants du Suisse et je me barre aussitôt.
>>157467208Possible ouais, on était plus nombreux en fin de saison dernière.I guess summer vacations aren't completely over
>>157469475Bah alors quoi, il te faut ton safe space ?
>>157467208Je ne poste que lorsqu'il est question de Lens.
>Leeds second offer for Mykhailo Mudryk has been rejected and Chelsea is no longer considering Leeds as an option. Multiple clubs in Europe and Premier League are interested, including Strasbourg and Brentford.BluecoCHADS, we stay winning
>>157464020i wish but he won't
>>157465140rennes wins this
>>157465140KWABOTW title for Nantes.Entire front office got in thinking they'll pull an Auxerre or an Angers and climb back up easily in one season.Get battered by the lacerators of Laval, the mighty Rodez.Not sure if Nantes will be the new Sainté or the new Bordeaux.
>>157478213*honorary KWABOTW, my bad.I don't think there will be enough interest in Ligue 2 to keep a tally.
What would be the ideal L1 sponsor?
>>157481977Decathlon
>>157482348I would go with Ricard
>>157481977Le Big Mac
>>157481977
>>157483478ligue 1 cochonou when?
>>157481977Une marque française et «papédé», comme par exemple >>157482861 ou bien >>157483478>>157483881Pas avant qu’un certain réajustement démographique ne soit effectué dans la population du pays
>>157484565Cochonou 0.0%
>>157481977Ligue 1 English Premier League.
>>157483478basé
>>157486521Kek
LMAO
Lyon can still make it, i believe.
HOLY SHIT THEY SCORED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lyon will score and then choke at the last minute
ffs...
>>157491194CloseNow who are they gonna sell first?
Bravo à Lyon qui aura bien mérité son titre de KWAB de la semaine (voir du mois)
>>157490773basedfuck lyon
>>157491611>iq level: cités Nord dweller
>>157491635I was rooting for them tonight, I want ligue 1 to do good, but once again they let ligue 1 down. fuck them
>>157491654>Lyon>not chokingFirst rodeo?
>>157491690I always fall for it
>>157491749I think I've reached stage 5 desu
>>157490773prochaine bannière du thread.
/ourshizo/ just dropped two gemmies about the league, apparently every single clubs are indebt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Fxdjjdx54https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaRFqD5Goxo
Good banter from Guendouzi and Greenwood
Get rekt filthy frogs
HACbros, I'm feeling pretty good about saturday evening. This is when we start our season.
>>157495996ET TU KEBABGLU
>>157492724ahahahah they brought this uopn themselves with mediapro, then ligue 1+should have accepted beinsport offer but nooooo muh conflict of interests!
>>157497188They should have not been retards, vetted MediaPro before cutting off Canal+ instead of trusting a brand new mystery venture that magically had a billion at hand.
>>157497188>>157497217thing is, they should propose more diverse programs besides the games to be attractive, to keep people interested. Imagine paying like what, 14.99€ a month for a ligue 1 game? What you can watch Ligue 2? or Ligue 3 too? Literally nobody cares.It should be a proper channel, like with brainrot talk shows, documentaries about clubs, players or eras, special interviews, original series/skits... something, like something that makes the offer stand out from the rest.For me, right now the product just suck.
>>157492724>apparently
thoughts?
>>157497360Anglos are flooded with money. Besides having a much bigger market, what do their football channels look like?
>>157495996On s'en réjouit tous ici t'inquiète
>>157501070psg 15 pointslens 8 pointslille 5 points
>>157502149J'imagine pas ce qui peut mener à être fier d'être représenté par des débiles et des violeurs. Vous avez vraiment aucune fierté ni valeur ?
>>157503091Nos valeurs étaient clairement représentées quand Guendouzi s'est amusé à provoquer le public de cassos lyonnais qui aime insulter les joueurs et leurs familles, mais ne supporte pas le moindre chambrage.Condamner Greenwood à l'oubli et la damnation pour une erreur de jeunesse, c'est pas un témoignage de valeurs au sens traditionnel, c'est de l'hystérie type cancel culture. Le public se veut à la fois juge et bourreau tout en s'immisçant dans la vie d'un couple qui s'est réconcilié, à coup de théories victimistes sur la condition de la femme, comme si le footeux moyen (anglais qui plus est) est étranger aux violences conjugales.
>>157501070Pour le PSG,>Domicile : Victoire ou nul face à Barcelone, victoire face à l’AS Roma, victoire contre Bratislava, victoire contre Galata >Extérieur : Victoire ou nul face à City, victoire ou nul face à Aston Villa, victoire contre Villarreal, victoire contre ComoConcernant Lens, >Domicile : Nul ou défaite face à City, victoire ou nul face au Sporting, victoire contre Como, victoire contre Bodo >Extérieur : Nul ou défaite face à Liverpool, nul ou défaite face à Bruges, nul ou défaite face à Leipzig, victoire contre Prague Et enfin pour Lille, >Domicile : Nul ou défaite face au Bayern, victoire contre le Betis, victoire contre Bratislava, victoire ou nul face à Galata>Extérieur : Nul ou défaite face à Arsenal, nul ou victoire face à l’AS Roma, nul ou victoire face à Stuttgart, victoire contre BodoDe rien pour vos paris gagnants, je prends 10% de commissions sur vos gains
>>157501070losc got buttfucked
>>157497360But there is all of that.They basically hijacked the stuff Amazon had set up over the few seasons they covered.
>>157501070Lens got surprisingly a good bracket, I honestly don't see them choke.
WEEK 2/SEMAINE 2Friday/VendrediLOSC - PSG | 8.45pm CET/20h45Saturday/SamediStrasbourg - RC Lens | 5.5pm CET/17h15AJ Auxerre - Angers | 8.45pm CET/20h45Brest - Toulouse | 8.45pm CET/20h45FC Lorient - ESTAC | 8.45pm CET/20h45OL - Le Havre | 8.45pm CET/20h45Sunday/DimancheParis FC - LOSC | 3pm CET/15h00Rennes - Le Mans | 5.15pm CET/17h15MAIN EVENT:ASSOCIATION SPORTIVE DE MONACO - OLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE | 8.45pm CET/20h45KWAB of the Week Standings1. Rennes (1 KWAB)
Fun fact: I'm never wrong and PSG will choke again tonight
How many today?
>>157510716if you're never wrong why don't you bet all your money?
>>157510930One (1), Dembélé (csc)
damn, didn't know ancelotti's son was the coach of lille
https://x.com/PSGINT_/status/2093406337103171938Safonov injury pregame Warmup
>>157511671LMAO
PSG not looking that great this season. How odd.
>>157511759being hungry after eating up two whole buffets is the hardest thing in the world
so the ferran special stats now?
So it happened AGAIN
WHAT'S GOING ON????????????????
Era que dalle.
>>157511874Giroud getting into his second prime.
>>157511874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
>>157503746Ouais c'est ce que je disais, des débiles. Les footballeurs se font chambrer et insulter 24/7, y'a que les abrutis qui réagissent comme ça - en croyant en plus que ça leur donne l'air d'être des durs alors qu'ils risquent que dalle. C'est vraiment un cliché de cette ville, grande gueule petite bite, dommage de le faire perdurer.
>>157510954Maybe he just did
>>157511759threepeating is the most difficult accomplishment in sports.
>>157512007kek
>>157511992Chacun est libre de réagir comme il veut aux provocs. Moi j'y vois pas un signe de manque d'assurance ou le contraire, je suis pas psy et je me permets pas d'ouvrir ma gueule comme si j'étais un expert comme tu es en train de le faire.Zidane, Cantona aussi sont de Marseille, et ils hésitaient pas à en venir aux mains quand on les provoquait. Preuve que c'est pas qu'une histoire de gueule, et que la seule petite bite ici, c'est notre « Lyon customer » suisse du coin qui rage sur Marseille après s'être fait éliminer par Fenerbahçe lol
>>157512253Pas besoin d'être un expert psy pour voir que les joueurs se font sans cesse invectiver par les supporters adverses, et qu'il y a juste une poignée d'entre eux suffisamment débiles pour réagir. Littéralement une réaction niveau chimpanzé.
>>157512291Pas sûr que tu aurais tenu le même discours si c'était pas tes ultras lyonnais au RSA qui en faisaient les fraisAprès tout, Guendouzi est loin d'être le seul joueur qui aurait réagi comme ça ; c'est loin d'être un trait de caractère exclusivement marseillais, et puis je vois pas à quoi ça rime d'être moralisateur à ce point.
>>157512379Bah si j'aurais dit la même chose. Réagir comme ça c'est un signe de fragilité mentale ultime, pour un sportif pro c'est au mieux problématique
bon gagne ou quoi la? c'est quoi ce bordel? lucho out?
lets se what tha var room will cook up to bail them out again
ON PUE LA MERDEwhere is the greek post so he can jynx himself???????????????????????
lmao I hate digne
>>157512514>>157512526holy summoning
Are PSG doing the thing where they look like shit until February?
>dro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
>>157512526JINX JINX JINX
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
Lmao easy money as usual
Fuck you all
Bakwa desu senpai
Barcelona will rape PSG lol
IT IS NOT OVER
MDRRR
AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA GET REKT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAOOOOO THAT'S THE GAYEST FUCKING SHIT EVER HOLY FUCK
they still have two points no matter how hard they are rigging it for them
SAY HELLO TO MY LILLE FRIEND
wtf
>>157512564Indeed they are
>tfw we now celebrate draws
+3 lets play until +5 for no reason
Man FUCK Lille, we could've got an insane KWAB and they blew it.
they should be breaking at least one psg players legs whenever they pull this
>>157512751I think they're contenders
>>157512745>UNTIL WE SCORE
at least the ABPSG are seething
>>157512761>Analysis by Opta Sports of Premier League matches played between 2010 and 2012 found on average that 79 seconds more time was played in matches where Manchester United were losing. This was a greater figure than for other top clubsI wonder where he lives now
2 point minnows
unironically a good result to get draws in "hard" away fixtures when we're still rusty
I didn't keep up with the match but let me guess Dembele (current Ballon d'Or holder btw), Kvara (the next Ballon d'Or winner), Doue, Vitinha (best midfielder in the world) and Neves did nothing?
>>157513070Are you that same retarded "Swede" who keeps appearing every time PSG is mentioned in a thread?
>>157513101Incredible shot desu
>>157513070yes, that's why we didn't win, ligue 1 is hard
>+5RobberyRibéry even
>Cherki was only £30mThink Lyon should learn how to scam these PL clubs better
>Fonseca calling himself "the best coach in OL's recent history" right after the Fenerbace debacle Sounds like the prelude to a cheeky 0-1 loss at home tonight if I do say so myself.
Not sure I'm rating tonight's games, lads.>Auxerre - Angers>Brest - ToulouseThese Relegation Bowls games are only tense later in the season.
>>157512817holy cope
>>157517424More like 0 - 3
>>157518369yes but it's a good cope
KWAB
>>157521400
>>157517480AJA - SCO will be the game of the season.
>>157522730to think Auxerre is one of the rare ligue 1 clubs owners of their own stadium.
>>157522730I know better than to expect anything from /myguys/ than reasons to lose the small litle shards of hope I keep finding on the ground.Angers SCO : at least we're not Tours
I'm starting to feel like Strasbourg will lose this game on a cheeky counter.
>>157522730Shitters vs shitters can offer the greatest kino
BlueCobros... I thought Mudryk was supposed to save Strasbourg, why isn't he here?
This camera man in the lens game is making me feel sea sick, is he stood on a water bed or something
Lens robbing another humble and hardworking blue team... le club du système...
today,I feel alsatian.
>>157513101Why couldn't he do this against Uzbekistan?
>>157524378he would have been pressurized to give the ball to bruno or ronaldo
lensois bros...... we don't even have time to celebrate lille getting cucked
The week of the choke is ON
Lourd
>>157524714Traduction: l’OM va perdre demain face à Monaco?
>Capelle interviewing Dujeux>in LorientI feel betrayed.My heart is in pieces.FUCK
Fuck's sake
LET'S FUCKING SCOOOOOOOOO
off topic, but Xavier Niel changed the US Créteil logo, thoughts on the new one?
And to think we were at 1 goals in 45 minutes across 4 games last week.
god DAMN I love /lemultiplex/
>>157526509
>>157526679The mailman said : ERA
But !
>>157526885Not this time. We're coming BACK (no we're not)
VAR hates kino
>>157527014It's nowhere near over.Will Still is cooking in Auxerre.
>>157526810
>>157526436C'est bon cette saloperie
6 goals at half time.It's a good day to watch /laliguedespigeons/
>>157526679Why is Jean-Marc Ayrault in the VAR room?
Ligue 1 challenge: can you name one player from HAC without looking it up?
>>157527406Mohammen Ben Ahmed.Can you prove me this isn't a HAC player without looking it up ?
>>157527406Mpasi because..... :)
>>157527428I can't>>157527445The singer?
>ESTAC chokingWEEKOFTHECHOKE
>>157527474How does it differ from a regular week?
>>157527474>>157527508nvm I had SCO in mind
>Opendalmao
>"Jim Alevinah is quiet tonight">tonightI'm glad he's here, he taught us a lesson in poaching relegated players that Bernardoni shuld have taught us much earlier. Actual relegation artist.
>>157526436coupe toi les ongles enculé!
>goal Tolissowtf did the gk try to achieve here
The mailman said "lol, lmao"
>>157527724I don't see it desuAt first I thought there could be a legit offside, the replays made me think the opposite
AND IN FRONT OF OUR SUPPORTERSALL FIVE OF THEM
CHOKE
>>157527664Well done Captain Tolis-HAC !
>>157527843Kek
>C'EST LA FURIA MON GARS
>Scores>gets VAR SINSON'D>immediately concedeamazing KWABing ngl
>>157517424I repent
Is it just me or AJA's whole defensive system was just a 18yo kid who got subbed off?>>157527829They seem to be having a blast.
>>157527996Can you feel the sovl now?
awwww...
HAC's defense looks even worse than OL
>>157527996We take what we can get. We don't win a lot in L1.That said, great game tonight.I don't feel particularly good when winning to AJA. Good club.And the scoreline does you a disservice, there were some good offensive and setpiece setups. I can see it clicking further down the line and working out. I hope for you that it does.The league isnkt the same when Auxerre is in L2. It's just wrong.
>+7Please end this torture now
7 minutes to come b-HAC !
OHNONONONO
>>157528034
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157528107
HOWEVER
Can't take chances, we need that KWABOTW title
>>157517424>>157527957Pas si vite!
japanese player cucking the chinese ownerOH NO NO NO NO
>POSTED againThis whole game is 100% bullshit, can't take this crap seriously
what a farce this game really
RIGGI
Un coup de téléphone et le tour est joué
Nice Breasts.
QUEL SAUVETAGE
>>157528203
>>157528183Le facteur a dit "non" :^)
>>157528239J'ai même plus envie de regarder les matches, la VAR flingue tout
>>157528227HehCeci dit, je décerne unilatéralement le titre de KWAB du mois d’Août à l’OL
>>157528093>there were some good offensive and setpiece setupsThe team was very positive but the quality just doesn't seem to be there. Sinayoko is a serious loss. Shit teams can't afford to be wasteful like that. 3-1 is fair imo, SCO hit the post and had quite a few near misses.
>>157528281There are some promises and Will Still has that tactics nerd in him. I do feel there is some potential but time is needed and that comes at a premium in an 18 teams league.
>>157528281>SCO hit the postBunch of terrorists
ngl Monaco can hold PSG back next week.
>>157526461Derby County?
Afternoon bump
>>157537935Bump matinal canadien1-0 pour le Paris FC, match soporifique
So Nice is going to do it AGAIN.Are they about to be the new Nantes in the relegation battle while all the front office thinks they are one good recruit away from the european spots race ?
Esteban the man is at it again.EdF when?
>>157539141He will be the new Jiroo
>Rennes blowing ANOTHER 2-0 leadPffaahahahahaha
>SidibéKWAB
Is the KWABOTW title slipping?
>reverse choking card
>>157540389Attendons de voir ce que Marseille va nous proposer
>>157541336
>>157539141if he's not called up, we rioting.
Empty ahh stadium
Ça commence
>AI slop looking banner to cover the entire standEven for Louis II, that is dreadfuly empty.
How long until Genesio gives up?
>>157542611Si défaite ce soir + départ de Paixao, je ne serais pas étonné que Bruno se barre en courant
