>Lap:#8529>Countdown to Zandvoort pre-ePrix GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157423321>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:236 (235 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 219 (+15)HAM: 169 (+10)RUS: 160 (+6)LEC: 138 (+12)NOR: 128 (+25)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 379 (+21)Ferrari: 307 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 220 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 177 (+26)Racing Bulls: 66 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 706.99 (+83.19)HAM: 498.87 (+79.83)NOR: 486.88 (+27.73)>News:Sprint: 18 bongs 40 bingsSprint quali: George Russell (1:11.567), Lando Norris (+0.041), Charles Leclerc (+0.055)PIA ANT VER HAM BOR LIN GASAntonelli leads Norris in Dutch GP first practice
gimi
leo
>f1 back>all the drivers I don't like doing well
>>157429496hamilton did very poorly though
>>157429480gay cunt
wtf i missed sprint qualiFUCKING WHAT
>>157429502>Verstappen +0.527Has he given up now?
>>157429503He's straight.
amx
>>157429480>Sprint quali: George Russell (1:11.567), Lando Norris (+0.041), Charles Leclerc (+0.055)>PIA ANT VER HAM BOR LIN GASthis is always such a silly way of doing thisPIA ANT VER is now more prominent than whoever got top 3 you tard
>>157429503all 4 brits have gay/zesty vibes ngl
>>157429506i meant youand he isn't
>>157429504good for you, rest of had so sit through this slurper
>>157429521and lindblad is the gayestwho knows how moist the next one will be
You're taking a shit. Your phone buzzes. Someone messaged you. You tap the notification and read the message: you've been pozzed in the head
Sar lulu killed himself
they made me do work at work so I missed squali is it worth watching?
Lindblad is the MEGA gayest and lawgod will redeem a podiumBook it
>>157429573as if you'd actually watch it if we'd tell you to
>>157429576
>>157429573has any quali been worth watching this year?
uh... medshitter bros? i thought the new updates were worth 3 seconds per lap, what's up
APOLOGIZE
>>>/wsg/6218729>>>/wsg/6218729>>>/wsg/6218729
>>157429623>Does worse then a rookieOnce again he was prove to be a shitter
>>157429643He's the rookie, silly.
we should vote to relent. i haven't even seen an edd post in the past 2 threads at least.there's nothing else left to do.
me reading comments from pozfags who aren't familiar with medshitter theory>wtf, why is shartonelli so slow all of a sudden>wtf, why is kwablonso still last even with the updates>wtf, why is mclaren so fast all of a sudden>wtf, why is red bull so shit this year>wtf, i though ferrari would fight for the wdc
>>157429622TIMELINE
>>157429673jorj is on pole, wasn't antonelli supposed to shit up the team?alonso is washedexplain andrea stellaRBR has been shit for years, just look at picrel (fully factual posts btw)ferrari's year is always next year, dtsbro
>>157429704nerea marti? more like nerea fertile
Honda upgrade literally lost power and the vibrations are back. Apparently the throttle was sticking too.They should stick the old one back in at least the car had good handling but they completely fucked the balance against the upgrades package.
The first thing Michael did upon joining f*rrari was to remove all the medshitters. It just shows, in life there's no point working hard and being talented if you don't know the basics.
How will scholars of medshitter theory cope with Kimi winning the WDC
>>157429810brazil 23 tier melty
>>157429810knowing kumar over here, he'll just flip the script in some other way so he can always have some material to shit up the thread with
>>157429810Something something cheat car something something FIA rigging something something And if Hamilton fan, the ol reliable racism in racing
>ynr medshitters thinking kwablonso was back after brazil 23
i was asleep, what happened with liam, son of lol?
>>157429810Northern italians aren't really med or something
>>157429848lawson is getting too much attention today, why is this
>>157429865He's at Red Bull now.
>>157429858the only true medshitter is chuck as he was born on the mediterranean coast
He never left
i'm SERIOUShow the fuck is lolson:a. behind lindblad despite being in the faster car, andb. only 0.009 faster than yuki who is in a slower car AND hasn't driven this reg cyclemy $LIAM investment is plummeting
>>157429858historically true
>>157429891and never will, so long as daddy strulovich has money to burn
>>157429891F1 is a tv show and the point of his character is to show how you can't get rid of jews
barely faster than stroll in an aston that is still 3 seconds off the pace$30M/yr. multiyear contract btw
>>157429542why are you bringing your phone to the designated shitting street?why are you using your phone in the designated shitting street?
>>157429643First time driving one of those cars and it was on short notice. He did okay.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157429968wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>157429968what happened
>>157430100>>157430025
>>157429955HES RAPING HER!!!!!!!!! Somebody needs to do something
I care about Formula 1 and professional sports in general nowadays about as much as Aston Martin does about sprint qualifying I can't see it as anything other than political theater and pacification at this level
>>157429480>Sprint>Sprint qualiStill hate that shit.
>>157429503based and correct (for once)
>>157428460>>157429955bizarre behaviour
>>157430299and both are torger's creatures. really makes you think thoughts.
>>157429968he got impeded
>life before getting pozzed in the head
>>157429493TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>ynr abduls shitting the other day
>>157429643Yuki is shit This weekend is the first time he's raced in these cars and he's had minimal prep time, yet he's already right there with the rest of the squad, who are also all shit evidently
Torger is sad :(
>>157430539>let's see
>>157430138>about as much as Aston Martin does about sprint qualifyingThey spent a lot of money to participate.
>>157430539>let's seeAMX to merc back on in 2-3 years
>>157430539>>157430554he WILL have amx racing for his team, contract and narb's continued existence be damned!
>maxshitters and medshitters are now both using the "we don't care" copeit's just sad at this point although they may be right because if i had a guaranteed seat in a formula 1 car just because of a globohomo technicality i wouldn't give a fuck either so there's that
>>157430539>man realizes he just spent half a year ruining a man's life for nothing
>>157430539>jorji stops having car and pace problems exactly when max resignsnooticing
>>157429918AM sharting themselves so badly has completely overshadowed Vowles scamming everyone
>>157430635hehe
>ynr how girls used to dress before abduls showed up
>>157430539It's over.
>>157429955>>157430119he has a history
>>157430539I'm not detecting any sadness there
>>157430775
>>157430539too bad, maybe he should've thrown a bigger bag of money in front of him
max coinstappen
pozzedstappen-merc negotiation:>here's 100 million>how much will i be dicksucking abduls>uh...>forget it
just a reminder that torger is fully onboard with unfucking the regs (but should one actually believe him is the question)
>>157430865>frikadellnoalso it's good amx grew into his features
>>157429480It's up.https://youtu.be/fWnRKZDt74k?si=fPM33n7y9woXXPGJ
>>157430958every time you buy gas, you give money to abduls
>>157430970max can very much be a frikadell
>>157430958does it matterremember he doesn't actually have a role at mercedes amg high performance powertrains ltd (the old ilmor)
>>157431137a frikadel is germanhe's from limburg, close enough but does not make it so
>>157431203not what I meant...
>>157431252i know, but ya need ta use th' correct words
>>157431276everyone eats them though
>>157431364their words? i don't think you ever have eaten your words
>>157431121wrong
A Polish lad I know was going to his dissertation on medshitter theory but the school said “not a chance, sunshine”. The moral of the story: don’t go to uni in Poznań.
>>15743162780% of europe's oil comes from abduls
>>157431728Source?
>>157431728US and Norway alone make up about 30% so still wrongputin being a retard also skewed the stats in recent years
>>157430299>>157429955>>157430795>>157428460Senna-esque
>i'm only 70% dicksucking abduls bro, not even 80there's no point arguing with pozfags because there is no philosophical common ground
just did a lewis hamilton
>>157432040in case you forgot, Serbia only dicksucks Russiacan't quite say the same about your home country
did everybody just die?
>>157429480>F1 - Relentless Formula One Generalnobody going to question this?
>>157432409so that's why nobody is posting. this simply isn't an /f1/ thread.
>>157432401too pozzed in the head to post
>>157432427when will we get a vaxx for the poz?
>>157432436when we stop dicksucking abduls I guess(for the record I'm not a fan of jeet-ebonics becoming accepted /f1/ lingo)
>>157429480>Verstappen's extension with Red Bull announced>Russell immediately back on pace and P1(((Pure coincidence)))
>>157429480>F1achterlijke kankermongool
>>157432707what's that in non-mexicanese?
You now remember Fernando Alonso.
>>157432707>>157432735the image links miss chuck to current president of mexico (foid, jew) because they look similar
>>157432790The guy who is gonna get paid $40 million per year in 2027 and 2028?
Digits and Olland gets nuked a million times.
>>157432896old car sexo
>let's see
tried some lando norris monster todaywasn't bad tbf
>>157433074you only think that because you're gay
did russell sets his own death flag by mentioning his engagement?
>>157433008
>>157433074Plz try the sugar free Valentino Rossi Monster if you can find it, it's amazing
f1 needs yellow cars back
>>157433074i didn't particularly care for it
>>157432896alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>157433074i got tired of drinking monster. its just fruit juice with bubbles. not proper energy drink taste.
>>157433226
>>157433229I have similar feelings towards lando norris himself.
>>157433696When did you taste him?
>>157429498ahemhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/medshit*/country/cahttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/abduls/country/cahttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/pozz%2A%20head/country/CA/
>>157433204i want to try the piasti one too but i think he's just on the can for some reason
>>157433712so he's been doing this shit for more than 4 yearsgrimi
>>157433782the creepiest part is how naive that post sounds today, as there were still some civilizational standards that made kwabmilton's behavior seem inappropriate, whereas now it's just generally accepted that the west is just a big playground for afro-semites
anons should i wake up at 6 on Saturday to watch the sprint? or should i just watch qualifying
>>157433979I'm ngl with you unc, ts pmo, sleep fru both
>>157433930no offense saar, but you do realize you're part of the problem, right?and your performances on here have NOT helped improve the general perception of indians at all
>>157433719I know what the reason is. I could tell you that.
>>157433985oath
>>157431662is he pozzed in the nań?
>>157434252
>>157433712i need to go back to some of those early timeline of shit posts to read the responses from pozfags who thought kwablonso wasn't going to be shitting up the team
What the fuck did they do to antonelli this weekend?Is this toto raging about losing out on max for next season onwards?
>>157434749Probably got some floor damage when he took a detour through the gravel in Q1.
>>157433696tbf it fits lando perfectly: zesty, fruity, and sweet as a sugar plumbut i wouldn't buy another
F1 should mandate all teams use the same power unit but can change everything else.
>missed squali>not waking for the spr*nt>will miss quali
For me, its Formula 2 Argentina
>>157435606How did Colapinto get to the F1?Did he even touch any Formula series in S.A.?
>Verstappen stays in Red Bull for the rest of his F1 CareerDamn, he ruining his legacy. Hes not gonna win ever again, all Redbull talent already got snatched by Mclaren and others. Does the money really good ? Why Toto cant offer more ??
>>157435606its a crime that im not allowed to drive a rinky dink open wheeler as a daily
>>157435805I would think getting running water at home would be a higher priority.
>>157435789nah he started in spanish F4, SA drivers never raced any car category in SA before reaching F1, Rafa Camara for instance raced gokarts in Brazil till he was 9 and then off he went to Yurop (Bortoleto got a couple of races In Brazil Stock Light Series when he thought his formula career was over but he returned To FRECA the next year)
>>157435868come back when a map recognizes your made up bullshita bird shaped like a fruit? taking the piss m8
>>157435882? Why the hostility my melanin enriched friend.
>>157435877also saying "never" is a bit exagerated because back in the day there were still some strong competition like Formula Chevrolet/Vee/3, etc. But nowadays if you dont start your career in Europe, specially the Italian Formula 4 Championship, your chances of getting into F1 are practically zero
why did leclerc name his dog after the pope
>>157435970yugi-san will restore honor
>>157436011sry telling you this but he named his dog after me
Wah gwaan, me name Leo.
So is Albon making $25m/year?
mods pls shoot the kiwi
>>157436255There's more than one of us Jamal >:3
is it more expensive to correct maps or do some testing?
>currently sitting in a Domino's, waiting for my pizza to be ready>still more exciting than F1 2026
>>157436565toppings?
>>157430958Him saying that means Merc found something out with a V8 that will make it run like a V10 or something.
>>157436565can you take a picture of your dominosi want to compareours look like shit and is tiny as fuck
>>157436237>So is Albon making $25m/year?About half that, not counting private sponsorships
dont help the bastard fruit
>>157436565>not using pizza tracker to walk in at the precise moment your pie goes in the boxamateur hour. you disgrace our flag.
>>157436667Pies go in bags, pizzas go in boxes.
>>157436785I run a pizza business, I'm legally allowed to call them pies.
the sequel is Brad Pitt does the Nurburgring instead.
Who will be the next driver to take #88?
>>157436255doing a hecking cringe at this post
>F1 is back>football is back >which means that my beloved 1X2 pool betting is back>every problem in my apartment has finally been fixed>approached a hot 18yo at the gym yesterday and got her number>fridge is full of cold beverages>my health is trending up after changing my diet for the betterI'm happy. Have a good weekend, lads.
>>157437316Audi's junior driver Adolphus Schicklgruber (currently in OK-J karting)
>>>/r9k/85395316gimi
>>157437316Lawson
>>157438187nice m8 have a good weekend yourself.
>>157438187>and then anon woke up
>>157438187Nice(I'm not jealous at all I swear)
>>157438274Which part was unrealistic to you?
>>157438299Misread it as the 18 yr old approaching you, my bad.
>>157438307Ah, makes sense. I should add that it was late at night on a festival weekend so the gym was almost empty and I only found my balls when everyone else left the room we were in so it was just the two of us. I knew she had a crush on me for months so I thought now or never.
>>157436513the webm was funny
>>157429480I thought he was british?
>>157438187>18yoYOU SICK FUCK
F1 Academy qualifying about to start
>>157435517fake niggasthat’s that shit i don’t like (don’t like)
>>157438489Her age is not the YOU SICK FUCK part. I'm pretty sure she still lives with her parents and I started watching F1 in 1998.
womeme academy qualieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a25jadJIhtk
>>157435976Italian F4 seems to have lost a lot of prestige. At least this season the most promising drivers and their handlers have chosen British/Spanish F4. I guess it became too expensive for what it's worth since there's now talks of establishing F5 that would cost the 150k that F4 was supposed to cost. I heard years ago that Italian F4 with Prema is over 500k.
yes, i would have sex with these girls
these F4 engines are like white noise, I'm falling alseep listening to this
frog in the wallred flag
lisa billard, more like lisa billack
>kwab
>>157438669>>157438674would still do her, duh
>>157438682i havent seen her, but the girl that was on screen was cute, nice hair
>>157438682SHE'S 16 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
for me, pal no lar yesllo nogad depends, most liekely yesrob idkwes idkjac idkgra yesbil idkste idkflo idkfel idkpaa nokos yesfer nobru idkcou YES YESdob no
>>157438699perfectly legal in most civilized countries desu
>Ella Lloydthe correct pronunciation is>L L L L Oyd
shades of ayrton senna
>ferreirACK
how did she hit the left side of the car?
>>157438706>fer noi got news for you, anon
>inb4 someone bins it on slicks
>>157436593Double pepperoni, double mushroom, Italian sausage, black olive, bell pepper, onion.Was gud.>>157436620I would but I eaten it.>>157436667It was a whim as I was already out and on my way home from the post office.
The most exciting part of F1 this year is AMX racing in the N24.
>>157438706wes yes
What a shambles
>>157438760peak shitshow ngl
they are crashing in qualy?
>while you were studying skincare I was practicing f4
>>157438766with no survivorsjokes aside, they managed to pull off the final laps without casualties, very nice
Albabros...
>>157438782that is a cute facei think i could cure her (with my dick ofc)
>>157438783Yeah because all the shitters had already kwabbed themselves
>>157438796yeah she's not hideous she just has bad acne
>>157438807yeah, she's spending all her (and her family's) money on motor racing which is based af
I only just remembered that my F1TV subscription lapsed during the summer break. I guess I have to return to the seas, because I really don't want to give them my money for these poop-from-a-butt regulations, let alone give Apple a cut as well.
what time springtin?
f1 academy pilotinas owe me sex
>>157438892Except the underage ones right bruce?
Sar Lewisnu Homolton is washed
>sk* sports f1 showing british kart championships highlights>cals it round 8>website has a bunch of championships with at best 5 rounds by brand or class>doesn't have a calendar of all the events in one viewvery clear
>>157438970rare and uncharacteristic mistake, chud
>>157439008>chudDo you even use such terms in africa?
Pic rel is at the circuit this weekend He’s a big petrol head so expect to see him on the gridwalk
>sprint in 1 hour
what does max know?why would he sign for dead bull?
>>157439221He knows what side his bread is buttered on my italian amigo.
>>157439221300 mill is a lot of money
with 300 mill i would buy a small province move there and be king, get a young cute wife and put one inside her every year
>>157439233>>157439246reportedly 92m euro a year, bonuses to 115m euro, totalling up to 460m euroas well as (presumably) all the side questing he wants to do Toto couldn't compete
is there anyone outside of the UK rooting for Russell?
>>157439258if i were british my driver would be the bear, its the only decent guy over there
luis q1 hamilton
This is an australian free thread. Please keep it that way.
>>157439296it is not even an /f1/ thread so that's fine
>>157439258I like jorj, seeing him job to a teenager has been tough
>>157439106venezuela's in south america, sweaty
UUUOOOOOOOHHH
>>157439186Didn't he get cancer from eating pussy?
>>157439186she cute
It's raining
>>157431662Was hat der Bodybuilder in Poznań gemacht?Er war Posen.
>>157439502gotta be careful with welsh pussy, it's practically radioactive
>>157439186Is that his girl ?
>>157439502That's correct, he got throat cancer from eating pussy, and survived!Plus his dad lived to 103, and was in Paths of Glory which is excellent Kubrick kino.
>>157439544in the sense of daughter, yes
>>157439502You can get HPV from going to a public swimming pool or sitting next to the wrong person at a wedding.
>Max is semi retiring at dead bull with ~$400 million in cash.Now what ? Now the chance of - Hamilton Win 8th WDC, possibly 9th- Norris Win 2nd WDC- Russell win 1st WDC in 2027Is getting higher now. Max will never win at F1 ever again.So is this the end of /f1/ ?
>>157439578He got it from eating pusy, end of story!
>>157439579Hamilton is still getting shit on by Leclerc, bro
*gets outqualified by some random quota hire*
Who crashes T1?Don't say Lawson
>>157439588hamilton got impeded, he will crush lecuck now, you'll see
>>157439617He's practically driving a new car bro
>>157439621all e*glish driverseven the medical car driver if he's a e*glish
>>157439621liam
Bernie Collins was head of race strategy at Force India? So this bitch cost Hulk the podium in Monaco in 2016.
>>157439621nowries
>>157439617Shut the fuck up bjork
>>157439621Max
>>157439630and if he was a good driver he would still at least outqualify some random shitter
>muh driverwho cares. these vehicles have minds of their own. nothing the operator does mattersmight as well watch roborace
got my breakfast and coffee ready
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD MY ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJUST THROW HIM $$$$$$$$$ AND HES READY TO SUCK YOUR COCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157439662ok bring back roborace
räikköläisen kiminkäinen
>>157439675should be euro notes
>>157439662ah, roboracethey actually had a pretty cool thing cooking up for another season, much better than the weird 3d animals blended into the real footage thing they didbut then their parent company's prototype van made for amazon caught on fire during demonstration and it all came crashing down
1.4mm of rain about an hour from nowcheeky amx win?
career ending crash come turn six
why does karun always look like hes just raped someone
>>157439621rolling for poois
>>157439707cheeky lawGOD win
>>157439675BASED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157439707sprint will be over by then
DUN DUN DUN (sprint race edition)
DUN DUN DUN
Why would you go to the North sea for holiday when you can go the the East (Baltic) Sea?>cheaper>warmer>FKK culture
>>157439710yes but nobody gets hurt except for tsunoda's pride as he punts himself into gravel (in unrelated notes, he committed ritual seppuku right after the race)
>>157439707HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>realized I forgot to pay money to my IPTV guy. I can only watch croatian terrestrial broadcast of f1 on my tv, not also skysport. If Crofty makes a funny, I will not know
a name shall be added to this list, this weekend
>>157439740lucky you
death to hamilton
Time for dicksucking
Let the semen slurping commence
How we feeling about the sprint?
>>157439741tbf driving a car called March in July or September was a bad omen from the start
dead thread dead spoort
>chuck on softs
>>157439727the north sea is a 15 min walk for me
>>157439727this is photo of the Baltic Sea i took when i went there, for reference purposes
>>157439761>sportx doubt
>cadillac
>>157439544It’s his highly fertile daughter Carys Zeta Douglas (23) who is dating Gabriele Minì from F2 according to Italian and Spanish press
>>157439741linbad please
>american engineering
total bong death
>>157439765that's comfy as fuck
>checo???
why is lando doing dutchface?
>sharl eclair on softs
perez...posicion para fernando
why is f1 so dead?
rolling for total shartonelli exposure
>No female drivers>But have to listen to female commentatorsThis isn't right
gaming
>>157439784it's cold
Digits and the dykes break today
CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO CAMAN LANDO
nothing ever happens
>>157439795deg is still too high for the whole distance
>poorez
>literally sprint>literally nobody caresits ogre
>ps3
>>157439799calm down>>157439802queer
clean t1, its over
aaaand nothign happened
>Russel wins
mercwinslol
>>157439823
SHARLS LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!
>it slurpssee y'all this afternoon
perez dns
>NARB with more than a 1 sec gap alreadyIt's ogre
so this is the power of upgraded honda engine
>dead bull>4 more years
race-ending spin for someone in the top 5 in 3 laps
SAARBLOODY
>lawson>still getting gaped by the indianlol
>>157439837if they can finish the race then its already an improvement
>max no longer on the driver market>russell suddently has the same car as antonelli
zzzzzz
>>157439840imo he stayed because they let him race in the N24 and probably Le Mans later on
anyone have any good jokes?
>>157439856lewis hamilton
>>157439856zandvort
>>157439856Formula 1
>>157439856>f1 academy>this race>asston shartin
>>157439856my life
regs so shit they make Zaandvort look like a bad track
>>157439843norizz forgets to brake and takes out ruslel
>>157439852hmminterdasting
>>157439856Ferrrari
>dead bull still half a second slower in race pacegrim
>>157439856
>all the top 3 cars zooming away except for Hamilton who is cruising behind a tractorynr Hamilton's championship challenge
>>157439856drop your pants to see one
LOOK GUYS, there are CLOUDSCLOUDS, i tell youThe clouds might even produce RAIN, WOWOWOWOWOWOWO I can't wait for that, im so fucking hyped for the potential of rain fuck YEAHHHH
>>157439856verstappen, hamilton and alonso walk into a bar
>audiwhat is their purpose?
wonder if the african kids who got all the lawson redbull merchandise from last year are watching.
post some slags I guess
hulkbertosbros...
NORIZZ IS CATCHING
Audi can't unshitbox themselves
I really fucking hope it's raining tomorrow or another full race of this will be torture
im gonna go have a wank
perez undns
>>157439889aids?
wait, wasnt perez 2 laps down? he unlapped himself?
no point watching the race if its gonna be like this tomorrow
>>157439881provide hulkenberg with the definitive midfield carnot too fast to give him another podium, not too slow to be with the backmarkers
>>157439895same lol
>>157439886
>+3:14.3top kek
>>157439895need a hand?
>>157439900ahhhh, 2 laps to leader 1 lap to hulkberto, okok
>>157439895>>157439910least homosexual exchange from down under
acestrims dood or new name again?
>>157439915yeah righto poofter
>things will change after summer break!>le... upgrades!fell for it again ladsfell for it again
>>157439909overtake opportunity in 10 business days
very hard to pass here
>>157439916the old url is dead the new one is iive
>Nothing is happening
>lando desperately seeks rear end
*cartoon guy stick meme* *f1 race* do something
>>157439916what if l wasn't a l
>>157439924i missed thatcare to definitely not share the link with us?
I am not a fan of sprint races
>Bottas putitng pressure on Alonsoepic upgrades from Honda and Newey there
What a fucking boring race. It's like Monaco where the qualifying is the only interesting part.
>>157439944take the old url and make it an urior >>157439934
>>157439944>>157439934nevermind thx
ZZzzz
80 laps of this tomorrow, no thanks
>>157439954you're weicome
>>157439951no, alo was like 0.2-0.5 sec behind bottas for a few laps, passes him last lap and is already 2 sec ahead, you need to be 1.5 sec faster per to pass here
Wow. What an exciting race out on the sandcastle.
so, what's sainz' excuse this time
kek this race is awful even by '26 F1 standards
Sluuuurp
>>157439965fair enough, but still despite engine upgrades hardly better than in Hungary
This may be the most uneventful race I've ever watched.
>10 more laps of this
slurp THIS
>we're going to take Monaco but have it take place on the shitty North Seagreat race (._. )
>>157439978yeap, chinks are bug people
At least we don't need to sit through this shit race next year...
>15 laps of nothing
>>157440000the numbers what do they mean
>>157440000digits checked
Wtf is this?Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>157439765looks like the diarrhea puddle i remember it as
>>157439989
this shit STINKS
>>157439981>the most uneventful race I've ever watchedlet's not forget about Spa 2021
>formula 1
Snorevoort
BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG
hamilshit is a disgrace, he's behind an utter shitbox and completely stuck
>overtake on zandvoortlollmao
What a slurper. Going to sleep. Won't be watching the feature race now
>he touched the grasshehe
SPOILER: chuck overtakes Lando
>>157440022watching the rain fall was comfy thoughand when they showed some based retards karting next to the track (if I remember correctly)
>mfw when overtake
noice
WOOOO CHRLS
CHVCK>cucklando cuckis
SHARL LE GOAT
wdc btw
SOMETHING HAPPENED
um, chucky, you weren't supposed to do that!
30 MILLION A YEARMR CARLOS SAINZ
>>157440032leclerc couldnt get past norris even though he had the faster tyre for 90% of the race
lmao I thought this starts 12:30
18 laps old softs, no degradation
>Leclerc p2>Neghiro p7 and can't even overtake a shitbull
>>157440061You literally didnt miss anything.
based saar gets 30 mil per year for few laps per week
>>157440061you missed exactly one (1) proper overtake, anon
wouldn't have expected Leclerc to keep his tyres alive like thisalso KWAB: >>157439628
>>157440040he missed kino
>>157440068this should be happening on my face rn
>>157440068Whomst
>>157440060the mclaren is a better car than red bull
>>157440065I feel like there is no difference between Soft and Medium anymore, whether it is pace or deg.
RAIN IN FIVEAININFIVE
>level one rain to match my level one boredom
>>157440071we talked about this, to avoid confusion linbad is saar, not sainz
>>157440068
>Lawson can't get past the Racing Bull in the 3rd fastest car
Sharl can win it tomorrow BOIS WE ARE SO BACK
>>157440085stop giving me hope
>>157439727west (baltic) sea has china tier pollution though.
CAM ON CHUCK SCORE SUM FAKING WINS
rain on 25th lap
AIIEEE
>>157440085Thats 5 minutes too late
>>157440061it does
>>157440073>celebrating sprint race result where chuck had to waste the best tire to finish above hamiltontick tock, lecuck and lecuckfanboys
>>157440081its ai, you unc, get a grip
>Hamilshit fans were angry that Ferrari didn't make Leclerc let Hamilton past in Hungary
>>157440083marginally faster in quali, mclel is still a shitbox in racepace. look at piastri.
>>157440103Im trying to get a grip on this dihh just need more info on that bihh
>>157440103i think he's got a grip iykwimwim
Digits and nothing happens
RAIN RISK... INCREASING...
A spr*nt with less happening than an average FP session. Bravo Demonicali.
>>1574401131, 1 and 3 are technically digits so you win
>>157440115Kill all CEOs
>Kills his tires>Gets overtaken by a slower car>Can't drive in a straight line>Can't keep up with a shitter like GeorgeWhy is Norizz so trash
>hulk is back for last lapwat
Antonelli you pussy
>>157440119still better than Oscar "this generation's Alain Prost" Piastri
shit race
het regent
>shartonellilol lmao what a shitter
gasly punto
shartenilli
If only Toto Offer max 500 million.....
lmao that gear change
RAIN IN NOW
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>7thmilton
hey georgeBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh yeah now it starts to rainfuck off
>the rain starts the moment the sprint is overI hate Formula 1
Well, that was actually less exciting than F1 Academy qualis.Well done, FIA.
>rain>during the finishwhy is this season cursed
>rain after last laphaha
make it 5 more laps f1 we can have something that's not a complete fucking slurper
FUUCK SAKE WHY NOW
How are they feeling right now? Relieved?
>#1 NorrisChampion's Drive. Held his ground against the fast-charging Antonelli, definitively proving the doubters wrong.
sprint races were a mistake
holy shit it's raining actually
I've got to take out my laundry
>>157440160basedd
>rain 5 minutes too late
phew, imagine if they had to red flag the race and we had to wait 20 min to see the finish
Nederland = kaka
dont worry, more sprint races next year
>>157440160too real
death to demonicali
can't wait for a perfectly dry qualifying later on
>>157440174kanker op
>would have been a sketchy last lap
>kosovo
>>157440174jensen butthole
Feel bad for the lad who has to make a highlight video for this one. He has Charles overtaking for 2nd, Kimi losing the nerve to overtake for 3rd, and thats about it.
NEW>>157440194>>157440194>>157440194
retarded cuck fans got uppity after they discovered accidentally the soft is the best race tirecan't wait for their comeuppanceTICK TOCK
something wrong with fingols
>>157440174it's a fun race to drive on in my vidya
>>157440068thanks frenchanon, please keep posting more during the race tmrw
