The 2026/27 Premier League season kicks off tonight with the champions of the top two English divisions last season meeting at the Emirates Stadium. Mikel Arteta's Arsenal ended a 22 year drought by claiming the PL title, while Frank Lampard's Coventry City™ dominated the Championship (The Greatest League in World Football™) to end their 25 year absence from top flight football.Kick-off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.ARS: Raya; White, Mosquera, Magalhaes, Calafiori; Rice, Lewis-Skelly, Odegaard (c); Saka, Tzolis; Havertz.>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Hincapie, Eze, Gyokeres, Madueke, Nwaneri, Merino, Zubimendi, Dowman.COV: Rushworth; van Ewijk, Thomas, Amenda, Dasilva; Grimes (c), Onyeka, Yirenkyi; Tchaouna, Thomas-Asante, Simms.>Subs: Wilson, Rudoni, Sakamoto, Awoniyi, Kitching, Latibeaudiere, Eccles, Torp, Hamer.
anime
>>157430429shit teams
finallylet's go Ar-Sen Al
>>157430330
COME ON LAMPSYCOME ON MAD FRANK
soccer is back bros
International football is so garbage glad proper footy is back
*solved football*
>>157430607Its been a month...
>>157430607no no nowe AIN'T call it that here
This was New York the last time Coventry were in the Premier League.
>>157430429Those are some fine looking British lads
Tonight Arsenal WILL lose
Amenda is good in football manager so surely he will be good IRL
>buffstreams is killis there anywhere else decent
>>157430714fmhy.net
>>157430451fuck you, cunt
>world cup year>all your streams get taken downfucking why? It's on normal TV anyway
Just buy sky sports it’s like £17 a month ffs
There’s no way Fat Frank wins this. He couldn’t even beat Arteta when he was at Chelsea.
Just buy IPTV its 30 a year
if anyone needs https://ntv.cx/watch/kobra/arsenal-vs-coventry-city-2494000
good to have the footy back
watching good quality streams is a test of faith, paying for sky or iptv is totally unnecessary >Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you
I'm utterly devastated
>>157430861thank you x
last time there was an arse match thread, hayden panettiere was still aliverip
zywoo with 23 completely forgettable kills again
Spurs are the most talked about team of the summer and should have been the first game.
>>157430902FThere's probably a mirror of whatever site it was somewhere online, I saw they took down a bunch of rojadirecta, futbollibre and koora mirrors.
>>157430888Both sky and IPTV have 4K feeds which is better than any free stream online especially if you're watching on a big tv
>>157430804> £17 a monthIn Sweden it's like £55 WITH ads
gyok will score today
>>157430947honestly dont think the stream im watching rn could be higher quality
REST IN PEACE KEVIN KEEGAN
>>157430938Spurs v Brentford has absolutely zero pull for the opening match.
>>157430965Yh, statpadding>give me cov or i retire
covbrosi'm not feeling too good
>>157430967The UHD feeds on sky and IPTV usually come with HDR too so the colours really pop and the image is much better than SDR.
the only thing worth watching this for is if we see the scum get reffed fairly on corners and them lose all hope
COVLORDSWE ARE GONNA DO IT
who we rooting for?
>>157430913>hayden panettiereStill can’t believe she’s dead.It genuinely feels weird.
fuck arse
Wow I wonder how this one is going to end up. Gripping fixture to open the season.
>>157430995>anime kys srsly
>>157430968https://youtu.be/a6QKT3x3ii8?si=nb4Fzogv7UpUpKDq
>>157430998Why
>>157431003That's what they said 10 years ago and look what happened there.
ground full of tourists
>>157431025The foxes never recovered from this did they
>>157431023She wasn’t very old and has been on TV for as long as I can remember.
north london forever might be the shittest song of all time
aaaand we're back
Coventry wins
arsenal will win by scoring from a corner kick
i'm going to treat myself to a chippy lunch tomorrow and i am hyped
>>157430995i just wanna see good footie
>Gyok on the bench against relegation fodderHe's been binned hasn't he
>#ARSCOV
>>157430998I didn't even know she was sick.
>>157430913rip clairebear
Ordered some Japanese food for this riveting fixture
>coventry back in the premany oldfags feeling quite nostalgic
>>157431052He's pushing for a move to spain
>>157431068>binned after one seasongrim
>>157431074He's shit tbf
>>157430714lemonparty.org Very stable, but use an adblocker to get rid of the adult ads
OH WHAT A GRANDILOQUENT MAGISTERIAL PIROUTTE FROM ARSENAL'S VERY OWN STARBOY HIMSELFTHAT'S RIGHT PETER, IT WAS A MAGNIFICENT BALLETIC VOLTE-FACE FROM THE VERY TOP DRAWER
Have they said "Welcome to the premier league" when something goes against coventry yet?Odds on it happening if Arsenal Score?
>>15743107480 million down the drainGyok never scores again
Lampard aging like milk
>Tzolis instead of Martinelliwhat an upgrade
>>157431094>Odds on it happening if Arsenal Score?Emphasis on ifArsenal are not scoring today
>>157431103What Managing Chelsea twice does to a man... Who isn't Mourinho
0% chance of any promoted team staying up this season
WHAT A SENSATIONAL SIZZLING WHIZZING FIRECRACKER OF A JUICY PASS FROM MR. SAKA
who should i support in this match
>>157431144arse
>>157431144fat frank
>>157431152No way fag
>>157431144CoventryFuck Arsenal
>>157431144Coventry
>>157431103that's all white "people"
>>157431144the good guys, Lampy's boys
that better not be racism outside of /b/ on my watch
>arsenal still doing the run in to block players corner routineYep, refs are going to do fuck all and this league will go to shit.
Lets go Coventry
>>157431144fat frank's sky blues
For two championship teams, they look pretty good
Arsenal is such a boring watch. Even against a scrub team they create no chances.
>>157431065Mick Quinn and Ndlovu up front?
>>157431157>>157431165>>157431176>>157431186>>157431195copy that, fuck arsenal i guess
HAVERTZZZZ
>>157430999>brown girls dying their hair blonde
KAI HAVERTZ THE BEST ON EARTH
How did he miss that
Day ruined
>>157431215obviously
it's over
>>157431211Just as I say this
I’m here for Tzolis
GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
>>157431103not as quickly as this post >>157431113
Game over
>>157431233Sounds like a greek pudding
nice finish to be fair
>>157431233hellas
1 nil to da arsenal1 nil to da arsenal1 nil to da arsenal1 nilTO THE ARSENAL 1 NILTO THE ARSENAL1 NILTO THE ARSENAL1 NILTO THE ARSENAL
Coventry waited how long to get back into the Prem for this?
Game over ladzTzolis and cala goat
Great finish by the fag
well? were you expecting something else, /sp/?
this is going to be the easiest arsenal title of all timethey have no competition
>>157431271WC/EFL defending there
>>157431272nothing ever happens
>>157431272actually yes. I did not get all the man hump from a corner that I was hoping for. Had my dick out for it and everything and now this? What a god damn boner killer.
>>157431249 He’s from Thessaloniki so I think you are thinking of bugatsa
I STILL BELIEVE IN COVENTRY
ded
Send those players in blue to Coventry
>>157431296i'm sorry brother but it's not looking good
>>157431233this!!! arsenal is now tzolis fc according to greek sports sites(switched to betis sociedad once arsenal scored)
SSAKAAAAAA
SAKA I KNEEL
>>157431272Yes I was convinced the team who as a collective earn less than Kepa Arrabbiata would be the first to score
Stream off. Day ruined. Going to sleep
it's really over
>Arteta has 3 sycophantic micro-managers behind him stroking his ego They're such a heel team
Lmaooooo
>both Arsenal goals started from Tzolis Oh shit he’s actually good
we can all tell coventry will be the first ones to secure relegation this season
This is going to be ugly
>happy friday anon
Keeper should've just left it there
farmer's league
>Championship shitters
>>157431365>give us fat ange >almost get relegated >give arsenal tsolis >they win the treble this season Fuck you and your country
>>157431322 Too bad he joined the most unlikable club in London but what can you do
Lampard already gave up in the presser
Reminder Richard Masters claims the Premier League is competitive
Got a feeling Taiwo Awoniyi will have egg on his face when Forest win the league
>>157431377that is terrible from rushworth
Coventry's squad is pure championship
>>157431356You think Jover is a “sycophantic micro-manager” while he’s masterminding set-pieces?
>>157431400Lampard can't manage a defence to save his life and a promoted team's only chance in a game like this is to park the bus.
>>157431382I believe you, because you're the foremost expert on it.
Does that goal count as a Tzolis assist?
All that’s left now is praying for an Arsenal injury
>>157431382Based and redpilled.
>>157431411Yes
>>157431386they were good for half the season and then were pretty mundane, picked up near the end. They were not that great tho and would rate even Burney over them. They are going straight back down.
>Coventry hasn't been in the prem since 2000-2001Yeah they're going right back down
Sometimes regret starting to watch football again after covid, most games are just boring with no jeopardy if we're being honest
>Imagine getting promoted just to get kicked down again
>>157431439this has been the case for the past 5 years or so2/3 of the teams yoyo
>>157431424Coventry keeper diverted the ball to Saka.
>>157431392 Big Ange gave you your first trophy in years ungrateful Nigel
>Skelly rugby tackles player>crowd cheers>player shoulder barges Skelly back>crowd erupts like he just murdered him
>Frank Lampretard
man like tzolis
>>157431429
>>157431446the first one did not happen
Turns out there's more to the Premier League than just filling your team with random blacks
>>157431446why are your writing fiction in this thread?
Did the OG Gunnersaurus ever end up getting his job back or nah
does coventry have any good players
>>157431411Wouldn't be much point to having a set piece coach if he doesn't micro manage mate
>>157431446brings to mind the chimes of Big Ben
its over
>Coventry CityWho invited these guys to the Premier League? Is the championship that far apart from the Premier League?
exciting stuff
>>157431462OI SAKS
>Coventry City have spent over £120 million on transfers during the 2026 summer transfer window following their promotion.Money well-spent by Lampard.
>>157431491the gap has only widen
>wet spam died for this
>>157431377when did Michelob Ultra become so overly shilled? I know they had the World Slop but it seems like their insedious creep has been everywhere. It is such shitty beer and they can fuck off.
>>157431476>why are your writingHELLO BLOODY SIR I AM SAPPORT THE ASRENAL YES SAAR
>>157431439If teams can stay in the Championship then it's not even a bad thing. I would actually prefer that the PL is cut adrift anyway, maybe the bottom team could have to pla-off against the Championship winners and have that as a actually big game and actually might mean that team could stay up and it is repeated a few times. But instead they are going to do playoffs in the Championship all the way down to 8th place (so 3-8) just so they can show a few extra games for more revenue.
there is no place on /sp/ for anime
>>157431514deservedly so for letting spurs survive.
>>157431509they just need more time
>>157431522erm anime website chudcel
>just passing it around the back with 60 minutes leftnot watching another minute of this boring as fuck arsenal team
>>157431522cap
Odegaard is a classic example of to never listen to a woman: he became brittle by being vegan and only during the WC with haaland fid he start eating meat again.
really need peter drury to stop describing things as "delicious"
to think Thomas would hardly use Saka
OH A DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL SPLENDID SPLENDIFEROUS BANQUET OF A PASS FROM MARTIN ODEGAARD FOR OUR VERY EYES TO FEAST UPON. SUMPTUOUS!
>>157431525I blame villa and liverpool
Arse is the new city now. Its over
I love the internet sometimes
Spurs bros why didnt we get tzolis, a player who had 52 goals/assists last season instead of shitvinho for 100m whos scored 2 goals in 2 seasons? :(
>>157431561ouch
>>157431561Arsenal will never win the Champions League
same old ABAsalways seething
>>157431566trust the process
The white team is winning
Coventry should know they cant win anymore.Time to start the murder ball.
>>157431522Based.
>Coventry City topped the Championship>The same league that Leicester City actually got relegated fromWhat happened to Leicester lah? Them winning the Premier League was a fluke, sure, but they should be at worst Tottenham-tier.
Nigga named Solace lmao
>>157431522anime website
>>157431588based? based on what?
>>157431439That's the reality for almost any team who might get promoted. You don't have the money to build a prem squad in 3 months.
When is Coventry going to attack
>>157431522
>>157431598imagine if they hadn't choked top 4 with brendanthey would probably still be in the prem
>>157431630Next week against Hull.
>>157431491Look at the revenue gap between Arsenal and Coventry and ask yourself why you expected any different
>>157431561lol love these little guys
>>157431598flew too close to the sun and now they have to sell the family silver
imagine if that went in
>>157431522Fuck you. Hmph!
Do we really have to start the "gap between divisions is too big too bridge" narrative again like Sunderland aren't in the Europa League
OH A WITHERING WILD AND WONDERFUL SUMPTUOUS HUMDINGER OF A STRIKE
feels like a training ground match
hello
>saka interview at halftime incoming btw
>>157431710I hate americans
>>157431538Said words to the same effect after seeing his succubus wife made him have an all black dress wedding last yearAlso said arsenal will win the league after the nice home kit was leakedI am a genius
Where's Bruno G?
Second time that Coventry cunt has just hoofed it out of play
>>157431722injured in the charity shield
anyone else's go-to stream sites get killed over the summer?
>>157431719why? i dont support it
>>157431722injured already
>>157431722Will be injured for the next 7 months sadly. No refunds pet
>>157431738yes. but my other one is still alive.
With all these shitters it feels like [club I like] can't be relegated ever.
>>157431752Fulham in dreamland watching this
Coventry look fucking gassed out manthese man have their hands on their knees gasping for breath while waiting for the corners to come in fucking hell they look rocked
>>157431738some of mine are gone but the best one is still upno i will not link it here
Fucking everyone has tzolis in their fpl
Feels like it was yesterday fat frank was shooting blooters
What went wrong?
Well that was grim to watch
>>157431752were finishing 8th forest bro
yawnwho decided to put this slop on as the first game of the season
>>157431775>van Ewijk
>another season begins>sky once again have a black woman singing the ad bumper song
>>157431775 Dark
>>157431775lack of brain power
>>157431791Arsenal customers are entertained whoever they play as long as they win
>>157431752
CAM ON COVNTREH
>They’re counting out Coventry alreadyOh, no, no. You’re about to witness a Frank Lamptard masterclass.
>>157431797for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR9eJtn_Psc
>>157431706henlo
Anyone got any fat frank memes
>¡gooooool! Anyway why is the prem app giving me Spanish and arabic commentary
>>157431797>YOOL NEVUH STAHP THIS FING>AHHH WEEL NEVUH LEEEHHHT YOU GOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOO
Only 2-0. Arsenal need that corner soon.
>>157431819>>157431706hello
>>157431775>lets sign 9 giant ngubus who have zero stamina and never played together>wtf why isn't it working >i hope they get back on the bus back to Coventry and don't go missing in london
>>157431828>Anyway why is the prem app giving me Spanish and arabic commentaryit doesn't know if you're in spain or england
>>157431828probably the most common language in your area
>>157431821not really any memes as such, just images of him at varying degrees of fatness
>>157431848more like this
>>157431775Fat Frank needs to get my baller Sakamoto on the pitch already
A match like this really reminds you just how boring soccer can be, it’s tough to watch tbqh
>>157431775Names I've never seen in my life
>>157431855
>>157431775>pacey ngubu team
>>157431858 The problem is not the sport. The problem is that football has gotten too systemic and tactical. I miss seeing players score screamers.
>>157431865This is a man's ass.
>>157431865scrub your arse
Got banned last time I posted slags so cba
>>157431899pussy
>>157431797Et in Arcadia EgoWherever you go, Anon, even to the ends of this Earth, we will find you, and put an obese black woman bellowing her lungs out in front of your face so that you know who is in charge here.
>>157431865this is what tzolis comes home to
keep forgetting that usa network got the rights to the bundasliga this year
hey look. it is an Arsenal get full of themselves because they beat up on Vauxhall Motors and West Pier Albion Rovers while never leaving London for the first couple of months of the season again.
>>157431871Yeah, something I’ve noticed is that there is hardly any individuality or improvisation and everything feels like it’s a series of pre-planned moves or scripted. It’s really obvious after I spend hours watching old classic games compared to the modern product.
doyers in tha prem
>>157431858Getting into darts has unironically ruined slopball for me, you can get three or four good matches in the time it takes to watch Fulham 0-0 Leeds
>>157431905Haha yeah
>>157431921How can watching people throw darts at a wall be fun
this year will be a walk in the park>man united: meme>man city: suck ass>chelsea: joke
>>157431928ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEEEEIIIIGHTYYYYYY
>yfw arsenal win the quad
KEK
>>157431905yes. post some of that please.
This keeper is shocking m8
>coventry shitty
Rushworth is not very worth
Even Odegaard's goals are shit lmao
TAKE THAT COVENTRY
Turning this off
Championship team of the season keeper btw
awful from cov, how did that go in
Why do soccer fans buy tight ass jerseys? Just size up, we can tell you're not comfortable wearing it.
>>157431928SOVL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg88kf6pc
>>157431871Different anon but to me it's a chicken or egg situation of youth teams favoring athletic ngubus who simply don't have the technical ability to run different systems. Or is it that managers are so pragmatic nowadays they refuse to play players that play outside the system.
>>157431976Really wanted to at least get through the first game of the season but I'm pretty tempted yeah, could still get a fillum in
>>157431871It still happens sometimes
frank matewhat are you doing
dunno why would you make such a lopsided match to start the "footy" with opening weekend
>>157431914This sort of banter doesn't work when Arse are the reigninf champions. Get their hopes up for what? Winning the league again?Save it for the CL league stage.
that GK is 20 million? fuck it, fly me out and give me a try for 100,000 I'll do a job
How do you say "it's over back to the championship" in Coventry?
>>157432000really terrible decision watching this rubbish makes me think that darts anon probably has a point
>>157432000Study cagematch and get back to me
it's over alreadyget dowman on
>>157431998>not walking it inthe goal that made pep quit
I think Coventry will stay up. I hope they do + keeping Lampard
>>157432022darts? qrd
>be lifelong Coventry>memories of being in the premier league 25 years ago>stick with them every week as they go all the way down to league 2, ownership protests, the long path back up>finally make it to the premier league>go to the emirates first day, proud to see your lads out there>suffer through this>exit stadium>some guy from Senegal wearing an Arsenal bobble hat who moved here 1 year ago runs up to you and says HAHA UR SHIT M8>realise you have this on repeat for 9 monthsThey haven't even discovered the true extent of African twitter yet
>>157431998And then they sell you to Spurs because you are not following the tictac
classic fat frank performance
>>157431928Don't knock it until you've tried it.
>>157432035and greetings to you as well fellow /pw/ chad
Arsenal havent got out of 1st gear this game and they're still walking it with ease
>>157431986Both of those things are absolutely true
which of the promoted sides was the one to spend all the money
>>157432065Ipswich
how are you holding up, anons?
>>157432065ipswich but all their new players are nobodies
>>157431982you buy one that fits and then get fatter
just like a lot of Arsenal fans the ref is going strapless
>>157432072thanks webm anon
Which Big 6 club is gonna lose this lot, it will happen.
>>157432074weighing up just turning it off vs going to make a cup of tea first to see if that wakes me up enough for the rest of this
it's not going to get any better next year when the likes of norwich, southampton and burnley come up to get raped and relegated
>>157432074I'm considering finding a new hobby
Ipswich are staying up btwEnciso, Maeda and Emersonn will be comfy
you think this is bad wait until you see hull v man utd tomorrow
>>157432074stopped watching. drinking tea. keeping up with work emails and reports while trying to shitpost.
>>157432072yeh the goals are the same really, just easy for the gooners. Coventry are going straight back down and would be wise not to fight it trying to spend money staying up. They can try to build a better team in the Championship.
>>157432072
>>157432092
>>157432092 City
Arteta leading the way to the >arsenalwinslol erastill better than >citywinslol, I guess
>>157432099Who is Emmerrssonnnnne?
ØDDA
>>157432092I would say Liverpool and Utd, but are they even top 6 anymore?
what sites are you watching on, lads? mine keeps taking a massive shit
All three newly promoted teams are going back down immediately, aren't they?
>>157432106If Spurs can beat all 3 promoted sides twice that's 18 points and pretty much half way to 17th and safety once again
>>157432072I thought Rushworth was meant to be good?
>>157432101>Utd lose to another fishing villagelolz
>>157432118usanetwork.com
>>157432072So much space and such shit keeping
>>157432119Probably but the team who most people claim will stay up is rarely the one to stay up
Tzolis stealing the shoot lol
>>157432119probably, certainly Coventry are
glad i said yes to a bbq tomorrow instead of watching more epl slop
>>157432101cheaky 1-0 90+3 Sesko winner incoming.
>adobe express subs
>>157432092Arsenal during the run-in next year
>>157432092lelsea
>>157432119I unironically think Hull has the best chance of staying up. They've made some serious signings, particulary Jens Hjertø-Dahl, arguably the best player in the Norwegian Eliteserien last year. Basically an attacking mid-fielder. Guaranteed to go to a bigger club in the next couple of years.
My man Torp. I remember him from that FA cup semi final against Man United where Coventry got robbed
>>157432119Nah, Newcastle look fucking shit.
i'm hearing manchester united have agreed a 70m fee for baleba
>>157432124Massive fucking gap between dominating championship and a top 5 team in the world.
>>157432092Liverpool
>>157432119 Hull have a Greek God in goal they aren’t going nowhere
>>157432111i love women!!
>>157432171dont mate you will set off the accountancy posting freak, just say deal agreed
I know the expression is 6s and 7s but they need to invent a new number combination for how shit Cov have been with their shape, formation, whatever the shit this is in around midfield and their box. Even Hobnob Tractor FC are better organized than this shit.
>>157432085nah "mate", I'd buy two sizes up and never lose weight and still be comfortable. Wise up, "chap"
>>157432171I don't belieb it
>>157432111Imagine being her tattoo guyDo you think she let him fuck her for free tattoo?
>>15743217170m feels too high for baleba
>>157432074switched off after the second goalwatching more pest interceptors videos on youtube instead
>>157432111Great, now I want a choc ice and the shop just closed.
>>157432182me too! Does that mean we can be friends?
>>157432203>sell on tooPants pulled down by Tony Bloom, same as always.
>>157432124Another Brighton masterclass in the transfer market
>>157432174Hull were lucky to even be in the playoffs, they were pretty comfortable in the playoff spots and then had a terrible run and crawled over the line. Playoffs of course are terrible to for promotion - not that they are a gauge on who could stay up in the league above. I do think Hull will do better than Coventry tho
>>157432203the price tag was like 100K last year. Still need a friggin left back.
Hydration break in a minute bros
I hate women.
>goal kickWELCOME TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE COVENTRY CITY
How can you be a footballer and shoot and miss the goal by that much
>>157432224for me its Promise David.
>>157432190it's not intentional, just what happensthen you spend a while thinking you'll lose the weight quickly enough that it's not worth buying a bigger jersey, then you sheepishly give in and buy a bigger one and the process repeats itself
How many calories do you eat in a day?
>>157432226Reminder that EIGHTH gets in the playoffs this year
>>157432232the game where a hydration break would be a blessing
>8 corners>no goalsArse are finished!
>>157432249never counted if i gain a few lbs over the winter or on holiday or whatever i just eat cleaner for a few weeks
>>157432249Counting calories is for nerds
Nigga named Tuna omds
>>157432251>Derby still miss outgood, I am a Derby supporter and I don't want them in the PL again.
drinking less water without these hydration breaks
>>157432233not on
Imagine all the English roses Tzolis is going to plow tonight when he goes home. I could have been him if my parents put me to play football when I was little but it was too late when I asked for it.
Madder Wakey
>>157432242I reckon he'll tear it up to be fair. 10+ goals
>>157432263I MUST SAY NO TO THE ARTISANAL CREAM FILLED DONUTS IN THE OFFICE
>>157432248>pats bellyall bought and paid for
>>157432249around 1800
>>157432281he's probably gay like all greeks tho
>>157432281In North London? Bro they're all African roses
£55m on your new 3rd choice centre back feels egrarious
>>157432286he is a physical beast with reasonable speed and finish. I am eager to see how he does against some of the mid table as I think indeed he may smash in a few.
>>157431982nigga you wildin
>>157432203see>>157432224
>>157432287>these are filled with natural cream siryeh I think I will pass
DELIGHTFUL SPIFFING PASS, OH WHAT FUN
>>157432299>egrariouswhat does this mean
>>157432272Blade here, same.
>>157432308why does every arsenal fan look like that
>>157432297>implying he wouldn’t
>>1574323066'5 with Pascal Gross delivering your balls in for you
>>157432314is that how you stay so fit?
>>157432249meant to be 1800 but usually clear 2000more tonight i'm on the tinnies
>>157432324Yes, I wouldn't.
WHERE IS THE GYOK
>>157432324imagine how long it would take her to notice if you secretly shot your load in there?
>>157432317flagrant, over the top, gross
>>157432324Built and breed for Shaqiri
>Bring on Merino and Eze>Konsa and Guimaraes not even involvedWhy don't the other teams simply buy good players
IT'S TORP TIME
>>157432363example:O'Reilly laughed at O'Neill because his use of potatoes was egregious for a post hangover meal.
>>157432383don't have the unconditional support of the black and gay lobbies
>>157432317a word that doesn't need to exist but is there along with many others to say the same thing. Often people will say it, will kind of know what a word means but could use it in the wrong context anyway. Midwits probably the worst culprits, commentators are literal midwits and still use a guide full of those shit words.
if coventry looks like this hosting hull they're absolutely going down
>>157432383>those players>goodHAHAHAH LMFAO GOOD ONE BRO!
>>157432317>zoomers literally don't know how to look up the meaning of a word for themselvescursed generation
>>157432353kek fucking hell
If Arteta retains he's clearly better than Wenger no cap
>>157432414I've heard of egregious, never seen it spelt that way.
Eh, think I;m gonna try /copalibs/. Those posters seem to always be having a good time while we're here discussing diet regimens
>>157432351my boy big gyok just need more time
>>157432421so no ARTETA OUT plane rides until next season?
eze has the özil gene where you just forget he's even playing
Arsenal should score more than just 3 goals against Coventry if they scored 3 goals against Man City
>>157432422My bad. I must have dreamt it.
Zoobermendy
YAWN
you are getting very sleepy.....
>>157432445ARTETA OUT
>some traditions never dieso nice to see such a traditional club like Arsenal setting the standards for the PL
>>157431212>Mick Quinn and Ndlovuboth just mentioned
>>157432483>52 dislikeslol
Even that "And its Ars-sen-ul" chant is tiresome.
>>157432483he's making a point I think
THAT WAS A FOULWHERE IS VAR FOR FUCK SAKESGAMES GONESAME OLD ARSENAL ALWAYS CHEATING
wake me up for tomorrow's /mug/
>>157432483lotta empty seats above the coventry supporters
it's overarse back to back champs
>>157432500>sir, another pie has hit the fat gonners gob
>>157432483 I'm the type of guy to watch the end credits of movies. I'm too autistic to ever leave a game before the final whistle.
>>157432512that would never happen in the MLS with our dedicated fanbases
>>157432517good consoomer
>>157432508/mug/ is over, another boring 3rd place is on the menu
>>157432518So true, we fight and win until the very end.
>>157432529even plastic Inter Miami would never!
>>157432517same
been like watching a fully grown man beat up a child
>arse analsounds gay
>>157432523 I pirate everything I "consume."
>>157432517it's strange, I used to go with my brother to watch movies in the 80's and lights would go up and everyone would get up (as per normal) and yet he would want to stay to watch the end credits. Now, I you watch a movie at home you probably would watch the credits, they might be 10 minutes but it's good to see them anyway unless the movie was shit. But this insistence to get away from from something because it's done and dusted is boggling.
It was over when Coventry went for stripes
Top of the league
>>157432542not ideal consoomption but you still absorb the messages
>>157432553>it's over;(
ggs
I actually hate ezeawful player
Can't even put 4 past Coventry. What a pathetic joke of a club.
if no Gooners stay til the end of he match, did the match even happen?
are they back?
I really didn't miss the premier league
>matty grimessounds like a youtuber
>>157432569>Big Chances = 1What is a big chance?
>>157432824header in the end
The Yds really hyped themselves up to see a loss tonight The good news is they'll be seeing one against Brentford tomorrow after their £600m expenditure
>>157431660We drew 0-0 in both games with them last season
>>157432226Middlesbrough were in an equally-bad run of form and nobody says they would've been undeserved winners of promotion. Millwall were in excellent form (14 wins, 5 draws and 4 defeats from the second half of the season) and City totally outplayed them in the play-offs, as well as beating them 3-1 at the Den in the regular league phase. Wrexham and Derby had very similar stats for wins, losses, goals scored and conceded, and they're spoken about as if they were far superior to Hull (who won three out of four games against those two sides).
Skelly too slow to be playin playmaker, nigga brain like saka and ben "i dont watch football" shite. Maybe you should watch some, see how others with less talent mog you.