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The 2026/27 Premier League season kicks off tonight with the champions of the top two English divisions last season meeting at the Emirates Stadium. Mikel Arteta's Arsenal ended a 22 year drought by claiming the PL title, while Frank Lampard's Coventry City™ dominated the Championship (The Greatest League in World Football™) to end their 25 year absence from top flight football.

Kick-off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.

ARS: Raya; White, Mosquera, Magalhaes, Calafiori; Rice, Lewis-Skelly, Odegaard (c); Saka, Tzolis; Havertz.
>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Hincapie, Eze, Gyokeres, Madueke, Nwaneri, Merino, Zubimendi, Dowman.

COV: Rushworth; van Ewijk, Thomas, Amenda, Dasilva; Grimes (c), Onyeka, Yirenkyi; Tchaouna, Thomas-Asante, Simms.
>Subs: Wilson, Rudoni, Sakamoto, Awoniyi, Kitching, Latibeaudiere, Eccles, Torp, Hamer.
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anime
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>>157430429
shit teams
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finally
let's go Ar-Sen Al
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>>157430330
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COME ON LAMPSY
COME ON MAD FRANK
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soccer is back bros
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International football is so garbage glad proper footy is back
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*solved football*
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>>157430607
Its been a month...
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>>157430607
no no no
we AIN'T call it that here
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This was New York the last time Coventry were in the Premier League.
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>>157430429
Those are some fine looking British lads
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Tonight Arsenal WILL lose
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Amenda is good in football manager so surely he will be good IRL
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>buffstreams is kill

is there anywhere else decent
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>>157430714
fmhy.net
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>>157430451
fuck you, cunt
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>world cup year
>all your streams get taken down
fucking why? It's on normal TV anyway
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Just buy sky sports it’s like £17 a month ffs
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There’s no way Fat Frank wins this. He couldn’t even beat Arteta when he was at Chelsea.
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Just buy IPTV its 30 a year
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if anyone needs https://ntv.cx/watch/kobra/arsenal-vs-coventry-city-2494000
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good to have the footy back
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watching good quality streams is a test of faith, paying for sky or iptv is totally unnecessary
>Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you
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I'm utterly devastated
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>>157430861
thank you x
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last time there was an arse match thread, hayden panettiere was still alive
rip
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zywoo with 23 completely forgettable kills again
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Spurs are the most talked about team of the summer and should have been the first game.
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>>157430902
F
There's probably a mirror of whatever site it was somewhere online, I saw they took down a bunch of rojadirecta, futbollibre and koora mirrors.
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>>157430888
Both sky and IPTV have 4K feeds which is better than any free stream online especially if you're watching on a big tv
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>>157430804
> £17 a month
In Sweden it's like £55 WITH ads
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gyok will score today
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>>157430947
honestly dont think the stream im watching rn could be higher quality
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REST IN PEACE KEVIN KEEGAN
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>>157430938
Spurs v Brentford has absolutely zero pull for the opening match.
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>>157430965
Yh, statpadding
>give me cov or i retire
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covbros
i'm not feeling too good
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>>157430967
The UHD feeds on sky and IPTV usually come with HDR too so the colours really pop and the image is much better than SDR.
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the only thing worth watching this for is if we see the scum get reffed fairly on corners and them lose all hope
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COVLORDS

WE ARE GONNA DO IT
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who we rooting for?
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>>157430913
>hayden panettiere
Still can’t believe she’s dead.
It genuinely feels weird.
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fuck arse
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Wow I wonder how this one is going to end up. Gripping fixture to open the season.
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>>157430995
>anime
kys srsly
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>>157430968
https://youtu.be/a6QKT3x3ii8?si=nb4Fzogv7UpUpKDq
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>>157430998
Why
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>>157431003
That's what they said 10 years ago and look what happened there.
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ground full of tourists
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>>157431025
The foxes never recovered from this did they
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>>157431023
She wasn’t very old and has been on TV for as long as I can remember.
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north london forever might be the shittest song of all time
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aaaand we're back
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Coventry wins
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arsenal will win by scoring from a corner kick
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i'm going to treat myself to a chippy lunch tomorrow and i am hyped
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>>157430995
i just wanna see good footie
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>Gyok on the bench against relegation fodder

He's been binned hasn't he
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>#ARSCOV
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>>157430998
I didn't even know she was sick.
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>>157430913
rip clairebear
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Ordered some Japanese food for this riveting fixture
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>coventry back in the prem
any oldfags feeling quite nostalgic
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>>157431052
He's pushing for a move to spain
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>>157431068
>binned after one season
grim
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>>157431074
He's shit tbf
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>>157430714
lemonparty.org

Very stable, but use an adblocker to get rid of the adult ads
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OH WHAT A GRANDILOQUENT MAGISTERIAL PIROUTTE FROM ARSENAL'S VERY OWN STARBOY HIMSELF

THAT'S RIGHT PETER, IT WAS A MAGNIFICENT BALLETIC VOLTE-FACE FROM THE VERY TOP DRAWER
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Have they said "Welcome to the premier league" when something goes against coventry yet?

Odds on it happening if Arsenal Score?
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>>157431074
80 million down the drain
Gyok never scores again
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Lampard aging like milk
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>Tzolis instead of Martinelli
what an upgrade
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>>157431094
>Odds on it happening if Arsenal Score?
Emphasis on if
Arsenal are not scoring today
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>>157431103
What Managing Chelsea twice does to a man... Who isn't Mourinho
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0% chance of any promoted team staying up this season
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WHAT A SENSATIONAL SIZZLING WHIZZING FIRECRACKER OF A JUICY PASS FROM MR. SAKA
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who should i support in this match
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>>157431144
arse
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>>157431144
fat frank
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>>157431152
No way fag
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>>157431144
Coventry

Fuck Arsenal
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>>157431144
Coventry
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>>157431103
that's all white "people"
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>>157431144
the good guys, Lampy's boys
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that better not be racism outside of /b/ on my watch
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>arsenal still doing the run in to block players corner routine

Yep, refs are going to do fuck all and this league will go to shit.
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Lets go Coventry
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>>157431144
fat frank's sky blues
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For two championship teams, they look pretty good
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Arsenal is such a boring watch. Even against a scrub team they create no chances.
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>>157431065
Mick Quinn and Ndlovu up front?
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>>157431157
>>157431165
>>157431176
>>157431186
>>157431195
copy that, fuck arsenal i guess
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HAVERTZZZZ
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>>157430999
>brown girls dying their hair blonde
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KAI HAVERTZ THE BEST ON EARTH
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How did he miss that
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Day ruined
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>>157431215
obviously
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it's over
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>>157431211
Just as I say this
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I’m here for Tzolis
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GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
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>>157431103
not as quickly as this post >>157431113
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Game over
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>>157431233
Sounds like a greek pudding
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nice finish to be fair
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>>157431233
hellas
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1 nil to da arsenal
1 nil to da arsenal
1 nil to da arsenal
1 nil
TO THE ARSENAL
1 NIL
TO THE ARSENAL
1 NIL
TO THE ARSENAL
1 NIL
TO THE ARSENAL
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Coventry waited how long to get back into the Prem for this?
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Game over ladz
Tzolis and cala goat
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Great finish by the fag
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well? were you expecting something else, /sp/?
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this is going to be the easiest arsenal title of all time
they have no competition
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>>157431271
WC/EFL defending there
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>>157431272
nothing ever happens
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>>157431272
actually yes. I did not get all the man hump from a corner that I was hoping for. Had my dick out for it and everything and now this? What a god damn boner killer.
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>>157431249
He’s from Thessaloniki so I think you are thinking of bugatsa
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I STILL BELIEVE IN COVENTRY
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ded
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Send those players in blue to Coventry
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>>157431296
i'm sorry brother but it's not looking good
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>>157431233
this!!! arsenal is now tzolis fc according to greek sports sites(switched to betis sociedad once arsenal scored)
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SSAKAAAAAA
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SAKA I KNEEL
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>>157431272
Yes I was convinced the team who as a collective earn less than Kepa Arrabbiata would be the first to score
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Stream off. Day ruined. Going to sleep
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it's really over
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>Arteta has 3 sycophantic micro-managers behind him stroking his ego
They're such a heel team
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Lmaooooo
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>both Arsenal goals started from Tzolis
Oh shit he’s actually good
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we can all tell coventry will be the first ones to secure relegation this season
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This is going to be ugly
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>happy friday anon
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Keeper should've just left it there
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farmer's league
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>Championship shitters
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>>157431365
>give us fat ange
>almost get relegated
>give arsenal tsolis
>they win the treble this season

Fuck you and your country
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>>157431322
Too bad he joined the most unlikable club in London but what can you do
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Lampard already gave up in the presser
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Reminder Richard Masters claims the Premier League is competitive
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Got a feeling Taiwo Awoniyi will have egg on his face when Forest win the league
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>>157431377
that is terrible from rushworth
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Coventry's squad is pure championship
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>>157431356
You think Jover is a “sycophantic micro-manager” while he’s masterminding set-pieces?
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>>157431400
Lampard can't manage a defence to save his life and a promoted team's only chance in a game like this is to park the bus.
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>>157431382
I believe you, because you're the foremost expert on it.
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Does that goal count as a Tzolis assist?
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All that’s left now is praying for an Arsenal injury
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>>157431382
Based and redpilled.
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>>157431411
Yes
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>>157431386
they were good for half the season and then were pretty mundane, picked up near the end. They were not that great tho and would rate even Burney over them. They are going straight back down.
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>Coventry hasn't been in the prem since 2000-2001
Yeah they're going right back down
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Sometimes regret starting to watch football again after covid, most games are just boring with no jeopardy if we're being honest
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>Imagine getting promoted just to get kicked down again
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>>157431439
this has been the case for the past 5 years or so

2/3 of the teams yoyo
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>>157431424
Coventry keeper diverted the ball to Saka.
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>>157431392
Big Ange gave you your first trophy in years ungrateful Nigel
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>Skelly rugby tackles player
>crowd cheers
>player shoulder barges Skelly back
>crowd erupts like he just murdered him
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>Frank Lampretard
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man like tzolis
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>>157431429
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>>157431446
the first one did not happen
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Turns out there's more to the Premier League than just filling your team with random blacks
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>>157431446
why are your writing fiction in this thread?
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Did the OG Gunnersaurus ever end up getting his job back or nah
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does coventry have any good players
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>>157431411
Wouldn't be much point to having a set piece coach if he doesn't micro manage mate
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>>157431446
brings to mind the chimes of Big Ben
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its over
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>Coventry City
Who invited these guys to the Premier League? Is the championship that far apart from the Premier League?
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exciting stuff
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>>157431462
OI SAKS
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>Coventry City have spent over £120 million on transfers during the 2026 summer transfer window following their promotion.
Money well-spent by Lampard.
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>>157431491
the gap has only widen
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>wet spam died for this
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>>157431377
when did Michelob Ultra become so overly shilled? I know they had the World Slop but it seems like their insedious creep has been everywhere. It is such shitty beer and they can fuck off.
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>>157431476
>why are your writing
HELLO BLOODY SIR I AM SAPPORT THE ASRENAL YES SAAR
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>>157431439
If teams can stay in the Championship then it's not even a bad thing. I would actually prefer that the PL is cut adrift anyway, maybe the bottom team could have to pla-off against the Championship winners and have that as a actually big game and actually might mean that team could stay up and it is repeated a few times. But instead they are going to do playoffs in the Championship all the way down to 8th place (so 3-8) just so they can show a few extra games for more revenue.
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there is no place on /sp/ for anime
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>>157431514
deservedly so for letting spurs survive.
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>>157431509
they just need more time
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>>157431522
erm anime website chudcel
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>just passing it around the back with 60 minutes left
not watching another minute of this boring as fuck arsenal team
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>>157431522
cap
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Odegaard is a classic example of to never listen to a woman: he became brittle by being vegan and only during the WC with haaland fid he start eating meat again.
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really need peter drury to stop describing things as "delicious"
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to think Thomas would hardly use Saka
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OH A DELIGHTFUL WONDERFUL SPLENDID SPLENDIFEROUS BANQUET OF A PASS FROM MARTIN ODEGAARD FOR OUR VERY EYES TO FEAST UPON. SUMPTUOUS!
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>>157431525
I blame villa and liverpool
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Arse is the new city now. Its over
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I love the internet sometimes
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Spurs bros why didnt we get tzolis, a player who had 52 goals/assists last season instead of shitvinho for 100m whos scored 2 goals in 2 seasons? :(
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>>157431561
ouch
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>>157431561
Arsenal will never win the Champions League
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same old ABAs
always seething
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>>157431566
trust the process
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The white team is winning
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Coventry should know they cant win anymore.
Time to start the murder ball.
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>>157431522
Based.
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>Coventry City topped the Championship
>The same league that Leicester City actually got relegated from
What happened to Leicester lah? Them winning the Premier League was a fluke, sure, but they should be at worst Tottenham-tier.
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Nigga named Solace lmao
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>>157431522
anime website
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>>157431588
based? based on what?
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>>157431439
That's the reality for almost any team who might get promoted. You don't have the money to build a prem squad in 3 months.
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When is Coventry going to attack
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>>157431522
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>>157431598
imagine if they hadn't choked top 4 with brendan
they would probably still be in the prem
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>>157431630
Next week against Hull.
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>>157431491
Look at the revenue gap between Arsenal and Coventry and ask yourself why you expected any different
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>>157431561
lol love these little guys
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>>157431598
flew too close to the sun and now they have to sell the family silver
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imagine if that went in
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>>157431522
Fuck you. Hmph!
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Do we really have to start the "gap between divisions is too big too bridge" narrative again like Sunderland aren't in the Europa League
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OH A WITHERING WILD AND WONDERFUL SUMPTUOUS HUMDINGER OF A STRIKE
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feels like a training ground match
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hello
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>saka interview at halftime incoming btw
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>>157431710
I hate americans
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>>157431538
Said words to the same effect after seeing his succubus wife made him have an all black dress wedding last year
Also said arsenal will win the league after the nice home kit was leaked
I am a genius
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Where's Bruno G?
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Second time that Coventry cunt has just hoofed it out of play
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>>157431722
injured in the charity shield
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anyone else's go-to stream sites get killed over the summer?
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>>157431719
why? i dont support it
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>>157431722
injured already
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>>157431722
Will be injured for the next 7 months sadly. No refunds pet
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>>157431738
yes. but my other one is still alive.
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With all these shitters it feels like [club I like] can't be relegated ever.
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>>157431752
Fulham in dreamland watching this
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Coventry look fucking gassed out man

these man have their hands on their knees gasping for breath while waiting for the corners to come in

fucking hell they look rocked
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>>157431738
some of mine are gone but the best one is still up
no i will not link it here
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Fucking everyone has tzolis in their fpl
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Feels like it was yesterday fat frank was shooting blooters
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What went wrong?
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Well that was grim to watch
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>>157431752
were finishing 8th forest bro
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yawn
who decided to put this slop on as the first game of the season
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>>157431775
>van Ewijk
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>another season begins
>sky once again have a black woman singing the ad bumper song
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>>157431775
Dark
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>>157431775
lack of brain power
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>>157431791
Arsenal customers are entertained whoever they play as long as they win
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>>157431752
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CAM ON COVNTREH
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>They’re counting out Coventry already
Oh, no, no. You’re about to witness a Frank Lamptard masterclass.
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>>157431797
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR9eJtn_Psc
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>>157431706
henlo
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Anyone got any fat frank memes
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>¡gooooool!

Anyway why is the prem app giving me Spanish and arabic commentary
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>>157431797
>YOOL NEVUH STAHP THIS FING
>AHHH WEEL NEVUH LEEEHHHT YOU GOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOO
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Only 2-0. Arsenal need that corner soon.
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>>157431819
>>157431706
hello
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>>157431775
>lets sign 9 giant ngubus who have zero stamina and never played together
>wtf why isn't it working
>i hope they get back on the bus back to Coventry and don't go missing in london
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>>157431828
>Anyway why is the prem app giving me Spanish and arabic commentary
it doesn't know if you're in spain or england
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>>157431828
probably the most common language in your area
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>>157431821
not really any memes as such, just images of him at varying degrees of fatness
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>>157431848
more like this
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>>157431775
Fat Frank needs to get my baller Sakamoto on the pitch already
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A match like this really reminds you just how boring soccer can be, it’s tough to watch tbqh
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>>157431775
Names I've never seen in my life
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>>157431855
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>>157431775
>pacey ngubu team
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>>157431858
The problem is not the sport. The problem is that football has gotten too systemic and tactical. I miss seeing players score screamers.
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>>157431865
This is a man's ass.
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>>157431865
scrub your arse
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Got banned last time I posted slags so cba
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>>157431899
pussy
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>>157431797
Et in Arcadia Ego
Wherever you go, Anon, even to the ends of this Earth, we will find you, and put an obese black woman bellowing her lungs out in front of your face so that you know who is in charge here.
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>>157431865
this is what tzolis comes home to
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keep forgetting that usa network got the rights to the bundasliga this year
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hey look. it is an Arsenal get full of themselves because they beat up on Vauxhall Motors and West Pier Albion Rovers while never leaving London for the first couple of months of the season again.
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>>157431871
Yeah, something I’ve noticed is that there is hardly any individuality or improvisation and everything feels like it’s a series of pre-planned moves or scripted. It’s really obvious after I spend hours watching old classic games compared to the modern product.
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doyers in tha prem
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>>157431858
Getting into darts has unironically ruined slopball for me, you can get three or four good matches in the time it takes to watch Fulham 0-0 Leeds
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>>157431905
Haha yeah
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>>157431921
How can watching people throw darts at a wall be fun
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this year will be a walk in the park
>man united: meme
>man city: suck ass
>chelsea: joke
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>>157431928
ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEEEEIIIIGHTYYYYYY
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>yfw arsenal win the quad
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KEK
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>>157431905
yes. post some of that please.
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This keeper is shocking m8
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>coventry shitty
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Rushworth is not very worth
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Even Odegaard's goals are shit lmao
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TAKE THAT COVENTRY
>>
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Turning this off
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Championship team of the season keeper btw
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awful from cov, how did that go in
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Why do soccer fans buy tight ass jerseys? Just size up, we can tell you're not comfortable wearing it.
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>>157431928
SOVL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdg88kf6pc
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>>157431871
Different anon but to me it's a chicken or egg situation of youth teams favoring athletic ngubus who simply don't have the technical ability to run different systems. Or is it that managers are so pragmatic nowadays they refuse to play players that play outside the system.
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>>157431976
Really wanted to at least get through the first game of the season but I'm pretty tempted yeah, could still get a fillum in
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>>157431871
It still happens sometimes
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frank mate
what are you doing
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dunno why would you make such a lopsided match to start the "footy" with opening weekend
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>>157431914
This sort of banter doesn't work when Arse are the reigninf champions. Get their hopes up for what? Winning the league again?

Save it for the CL league stage.
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that GK is 20 million? fuck it, fly me out and give me a try for 100,000 I'll do a job
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How do you say "it's over back to the championship" in Coventry?
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>>157432000
really terrible decision
watching this rubbish makes me think that darts anon probably has a point
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>>157432000
Study cagematch and get back to me
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it's over already
get dowman on
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>>157431998
>not walking it in

the goal that made pep quit
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I think Coventry will stay up. I hope they do + keeping Lampard
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>>157432022
darts? qrd
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>be lifelong Coventry
>memories of being in the premier league 25 years ago
>stick with them every week as they go all the way down to league 2, ownership protests, the long path back up
>finally make it to the premier league
>go to the emirates first day, proud to see your lads out there
>suffer through this
>exit stadium
>some guy from Senegal wearing an Arsenal bobble hat who moved here 1 year ago runs up to you and says HAHA UR SHIT M8
>realise you have this on repeat for 9 months
They haven't even discovered the true extent of African twitter yet
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>>157431998
And then they sell you to Spurs because you are not following the tictac
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classic fat frank performance
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>>157431928
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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>>157432035
and greetings to you as well fellow /pw/ chad
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Arsenal havent got out of 1st gear this game and they're still walking it with ease
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>>157431986
Both of those things are absolutely true
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which of the promoted sides was the one to spend all the money
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>>157432065
Ipswich
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how are you holding up, anons?
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>>157432065
ipswich but all their new players are nobodies
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>>157431982
you buy one that fits and then get fatter
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just like a lot of Arsenal fans the ref is going strapless
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>>157432072
thanks webm anon
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Which Big 6 club is gonna lose this lot, it will happen.
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>>157432074
weighing up just turning it off vs going to make a cup of tea first to see if that wakes me up enough for the rest of this
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it's not going to get any better next year when the likes of norwich, southampton and burnley come up to get raped and relegated
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>>157432074
I'm considering finding a new hobby
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Ipswich are staying up btw
Enciso, Maeda and Emersonn will be comfy
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you think this is bad wait until you see hull v man utd tomorrow
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>>157432074
stopped watching. drinking tea. keeping up with work emails and reports while trying to shitpost.
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>>157432072
yeh the goals are the same really, just easy for the gooners. Coventry are going straight back down and would be wise not to fight it trying to spend money staying up. They can try to build a better team in the Championship.
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>>157432072
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>>157432092
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>>157432092
City
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Arteta leading the way to the >arsenalwinslol era
still better than >citywinslol, I guess
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>>157432099
Who is Emmerrssonnnnne?
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ØDDA
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>>157432092
I would say Liverpool and Utd, but are they even top 6 anymore?
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what sites are you watching on, lads? mine keeps taking a massive shit
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All three newly promoted teams are going back down immediately, aren't they?
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>>157432106
If Spurs can beat all 3 promoted sides twice that's 18 points and pretty much half way to 17th and safety once again
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>>157432072
I thought Rushworth was meant to be good?
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>>157432101
>Utd lose to another fishing village
lolz
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>>157432118
usanetwork.com
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>>157432072
So much space and such shit keeping
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>>157432119
Probably but the team who most people claim will stay up is rarely the one to stay up
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Tzolis stealing the shoot lol
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>>157432119
probably, certainly Coventry are
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glad i said yes to a bbq tomorrow instead of watching more epl slop
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>>157432101
cheaky 1-0 90+3 Sesko winner incoming.
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>adobe express subs
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>>157432092
Arsenal during the run-in next year
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>>157432092
lelsea
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>>157432119
I unironically think Hull has the best chance of staying up. They've made some serious signings, particulary Jens Hjertø-Dahl, arguably the best player in the Norwegian Eliteserien last year. Basically an attacking mid-fielder. Guaranteed to go to a bigger club in the next couple of years.
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My man Torp. I remember him from that FA cup semi final against Man United where Coventry got robbed
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>>157432119
Nah, Newcastle look fucking shit.
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i'm hearing manchester united have agreed a 70m fee for baleba
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>>157432124
Massive fucking gap between dominating championship and a top 5 team in the world.
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>>157432092
Liverpool
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>>157432119
Hull have a Greek God in goal they aren’t going nowhere
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>>157432111
i love women!!
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>>157432171
dont mate you will set off the accountancy posting freak, just say deal agreed
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I know the expression is 6s and 7s but they need to invent a new number combination for how shit Cov have been with their shape, formation, whatever the shit this is in around midfield and their box. Even Hobnob Tractor FC are better organized than this shit.
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>>157432085
nah "mate", I'd buy two sizes up and never lose weight and still be comfortable. Wise up, "chap"
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>>157432171
I don't belieb it
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>>157432111
Imagine being her tattoo guy
Do you think she let him fuck her for free tattoo?
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>>157432171
70m feels too high for baleba
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>>157432074
switched off after the second goal

watching more pest interceptors videos on youtube instead
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>>157432111
Great, now I want a choc ice and the shop just closed.
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>>157432182
me too! Does that mean we can be friends?
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>>157432203
>sell on too
Pants pulled down by Tony Bloom, same as always.
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>>157432124
Another Brighton masterclass in the transfer market
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>>157432174
Hull were lucky to even be in the playoffs, they were pretty comfortable in the playoff spots and then had a terrible run and crawled over the line. Playoffs of course are terrible to for promotion - not that they are a gauge on who could stay up in the league above. I do think Hull will do better than Coventry tho
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>>157432203
the price tag was like 100K last year. Still need a friggin left back.
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Hydration break in a minute bros
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I hate women.
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>goal kick
WELCOME TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE COVENTRY CITY
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How can you be a footballer and shoot and miss the goal by that much
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>>157432224
for me its Promise David.
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>>157432190
it's not intentional, just what happens
then you spend a while thinking you'll lose the weight quickly enough that it's not worth buying a bigger jersey, then you sheepishly give in and buy a bigger one and the process repeats itself
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How many calories do you eat in a day?
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>>157432226
Reminder that EIGHTH gets in the playoffs this year
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>>157432232
the game where a hydration break would be a blessing
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>8 corners
>no goals
Arse are finished!
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>>157432249
never counted if i gain a few lbs over the winter or on holiday or whatever i just eat cleaner for a few weeks
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>>157432249
Counting calories is for nerds
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Nigga named Tuna omds
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>>157432251
>Derby still miss out
good, I am a Derby supporter and I don't want them in the PL again.
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drinking less water without these hydration breaks
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>>157432233
not on
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Imagine all the English roses Tzolis is going to plow tonight when he goes home. I could have been him if my parents put me to play football when I was little but it was too late when I asked for it.
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Madder Wakey
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>>157432242
I reckon he'll tear it up to be fair. 10+ goals
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>>157432263
I MUST SAY NO TO THE ARTISANAL CREAM FILLED DONUTS IN THE OFFICE
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>>157432248
>pats belly
all bought and paid for
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>>157432249
around 1800
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>>157432281
he's probably gay like all greeks tho
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>>157432281
In North London? Bro they're all African roses
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£55m on your new 3rd choice centre back feels egrarious
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>>157432286
he is a physical beast with reasonable speed and finish. I am eager to see how he does against some of the mid table as I think indeed he may smash in a few.
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>>157431982
nigga you wildin
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>>157432203
see
>>157432224
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>>157432287
>these are filled with natural cream sir
yeh I think I will pass
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DELIGHTFUL SPIFFING PASS, OH WHAT FUN
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>>157432299
>egrarious
what does this mean
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>>157432272
Blade here, same.
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>>157432308
why does every arsenal fan look like that
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>>157432297
>implying he wouldn’t
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>>157432306
6'5 with Pascal Gross delivering your balls in for you
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>>157432314
is that how you stay so fit?
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>>157432249
meant to be 1800 but usually clear 2000
more tonight i'm on the tinnies
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>>157432324
Yes, I wouldn't.
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WHERE IS THE GYOK
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>>157432324
imagine how long it would take her to notice if you secretly shot your load in there?
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>>157432317
flagrant, over the top, gross
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>>157432324
Built and breed for Shaqiri
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>Bring on Merino and Eze
>Konsa and Guimaraes not even involved
Why don't the other teams simply buy good players
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IT'S TORP TIME
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>>157432363
example:

O'Reilly laughed at O'Neill because his use of potatoes was egregious for a post hangover meal.
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>>157432383
don't have the unconditional support of the black and gay lobbies
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>>157432317
a word that doesn't need to exist but is there along with many others to say the same thing. Often people will say it, will kind of know what a word means but could use it in the wrong context anyway. Midwits probably the worst culprits, commentators are literal midwits and still use a guide full of those shit words.
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if coventry looks like this hosting hull they're absolutely going down
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>>157432383
>those players
>good
HAHAHAH LMFAO
GOOD ONE BRO!
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>>157432317
>zoomers literally don't know how to look up the meaning of a word for themselves
cursed generation
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>>157432353
kek fucking hell
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If Arteta retains he's clearly better than Wenger no cap
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>>157432414
I've heard of egregious, never seen it spelt that way.
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Eh, think I;m gonna try /copalibs/.
Those posters seem to always be having a good time while we're here discussing diet regimens
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>>157432351
my boy big gyok just need more time
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>>157432421
so no ARTETA OUT plane rides until next season?
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eze has the özil gene where you just forget he's even playing
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Arsenal should score more than just 3 goals against Coventry if they scored 3 goals against Man City
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>>157432422
My bad. I must have dreamt it.
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Zoobermendy
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YAWN
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you are getting very sleepy.....
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>>157432445
ARTETA OUT
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>some traditions never die
so nice to see such a traditional club like Arsenal setting the standards for the PL
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>>157431212
>Mick Quinn and Ndlovu
both just mentioned
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>>157432483
>52 dislikes
lol
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Even that "And its Ars-sen-ul" chant is tiresome.
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>>157432483
he's making a point I think
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THAT WAS A FOUL
WHERE IS VAR FOR FUCK SAKES
GAMES GONE
SAME OLD ARSENAL ALWAYS CHEATING
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wake me up for tomorrow's /mug/
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>>157432483
lotta empty seats above the coventry supporters
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it's over
arse back to back champs
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>>157432500
>sir, another pie has hit the fat gonners gob
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>>157432483
I'm the type of guy to watch the end credits of movies. I'm too autistic to ever leave a game before the final whistle.
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>>157432512
that would never happen in the MLS with our dedicated fanbases
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>>157432517
good consoomer
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>>157432508
/mug/ is over, another boring 3rd place is on the menu
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>>157432518
So true, we fight and win until the very end.
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>>157432529
even plastic Inter Miami would never!
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>>157432517
same
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been like watching a fully grown man beat up a child
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>arse anal
sounds gay
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>>157432523
I pirate everything I "consume."
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>>157432517
it's strange, I used to go with my brother to watch movies in the 80's and lights would go up and everyone would get up (as per normal) and yet he would want to stay to watch the end credits. Now, I you watch a movie at home you probably would watch the credits, they might be 10 minutes but it's good to see them anyway unless the movie was shit. But this insistence to get away from from something because it's done and dusted is boggling.
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It was over when Coventry went for stripes
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Top of the league
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>>157432542
not ideal consoomption but you still absorb the messages
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>>157432553
>it's over
;(
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ggs
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I actually hate eze
awful player
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Can't even put 4 past Coventry. What a pathetic joke of a club.
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if no Gooners stay til the end of he match, did the match even happen?
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are they back?
>>
I really didn't miss the premier league
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>matty grimes
sounds like a youtuber
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>>157432569
>Big Chances = 1
What is a big chance?
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>>157432824
header in the end
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The Yds really hyped themselves up to see a loss tonight
The good news is they'll be seeing one against Brentford tomorrow after their £600m expenditure
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>>157431660
We drew 0-0 in both games with them last season
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>>157432226
Middlesbrough were in an equally-bad run of form and nobody says they would've been undeserved winners of promotion. Millwall were in excellent form (14 wins, 5 draws and 4 defeats from the second half of the season) and City totally outplayed them in the play-offs, as well as beating them 3-1 at the Den in the regular league phase. Wrexham and Derby had very similar stats for wins, losses, goals scored and conceded, and they're spoken about as if they were far superior to Hull (who won three out of four games against those two sides).
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Skelly too slow to be playin playmaker, nigga brain like saka and ben "i dont watch football" shite. Maybe you should watch some, see how others with less talent mog you.



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