>"put me in coach"
/a/rsenal
Henlo
Please score 2 more goals in this match
need a set piece goal desu
We are walking this goofy ahh league lmao
>>157432032That's so out of fashion anon
nth for DYNASTY
>>157432038one soon to be two
Wen haram ball??
i've missed every goal
FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT WAS TZOLIS CHANCE BUT ALL THE FUCKING EXTRA TOUCHES CAME BACK AGAIN
>>157432075
>slowdegaard>donkeyvertz
OLE OLE OLE
that's the odefraaud i remember
>>157432075>>157432081
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>>157432081Nice and calm finish by Havertz.
fuuuuuuuuu
Is this… Arsenal I’m watching?
>>157432108It's newly promoted Coventry m8 calm down.
All Odegaard needed was the World Cup to get his love back for the game
>Cala slipping in behindHe's so good at those
>>157432133was a similar performance vs city last week. difference being they got some shots on goal
nah how did this nigga only cost 30m
Pls score or get an assist Tzatziki :(
why is this spanish commentator talking about gabriel going to juve?????
>Pyles>Bakacome on bruh
>>157432143Mental innit
>trying to walk it in>passing too muchgetting complacent. get gyökeres on
>>157432143nobody else was in for him
I think it could be good if Glock came in and scored
>"WE'RE THE /arse/ THREAD">"WE'RE THE /arse/ THREAD">"WE'RE THE /arse/ THREAD ON /sp/"
>>157432164Couple of others were but >we were first.
need more GD to guarantee top of the league day 1
Bring on the FINISHERS already
How are they clicking so quickly already
>>157432143Only a turbo autist like Berta can consider watching the Belgian league.
>kai
Tzolis releases the ball so fluidly it's great to watch.
Safe to say sucka is finished
Tzolis is a monster manHow in the world did nobody know
MaduKEKe wen
sub rice for villa please
GYROS GOAL IS COOKING
Fuuuuck, unlucky
coventry's keeper looks like he's 16 years old
what happened to bruno g? wasn't up to arteta's fitness standard?
>>157432222>just hit the cunt
>maduekekit's over for gyökeres
RICE RESTSQUAD DEPTHSAKA RESTSQAD DEPTH ROTATIONROTATION
Has Zubi and Myles played together in midfield before? I think they might have once but Zubi got taken off in no time?
>>157432230injured
>MarmaladeWho next, >Kepa?!
>>157432230Hamstring currently in Artetas office for 6 (six) weeks>>157432240I was thinking about this today
>>157432208arteta reads my posts
>>157432175Arteta obv doesnt rate him. Hate to see Madueke get on before Vik.
Whos got that picture of Myles and Gyok?
Nice one Madueke >>157432250I think against Fulham or in one of the last two or three games they played together for a little bit but I can't be sure
Viktor WILL sub in and he WILL score
great cross madueke
Madueke cross to Invisible Man
>>157432288poor lad needs brain surgery
HE JUST FUCKING HAS TO TAKE A FUCKING TOUCH DOESN'T HE
The skelly califower link up is looking promising
>>157432279Zubi is great but imo in more of an advanced position. I think he gets caught out sometimes in the dm. But I guess we will have to play them in the coming weeks
We're 3 up and Arteta still isn't subbing Gyok on damn
Hello, where are the rest of the goals?
>>157432278
I love how MLS injures people when he shields the ball lmao
It'd be so impressive if we were top of the table for the next 38 matchdays.
gyok is off to barcaarteta really hates him and im not even kidding
>>157432331absolute unit he is
>BlancoKek, I bet the cheeky cunt did it on purpose to troll Raya
He took ages to take that throw in where was the countdown
>>157432331thanks boss. quality picture
>>157432333I think he looks like he’s bulked a bit. Hes elite. Potentially undroppable.
>>157432341Will be great when the racewar kicks off
>>157432331The next Wayne Rooney.
>no gyökeresit's over.
Eze left wing?
Ngl there is an ad in the Emirates ad board for the country of St.Lucia. The skyblue and white color combination is pleasing I had to search up whats good there. Gg Arsenal and Emirates
>>157432333Kek, I was thinking the same thing. His physicality is great.>>157432350Really? I think he's always looked that strong.
MY MERINO IS ONHE IS ON
Gyokbros
even if arteta hates gyok kai would have to have unprecedented consistency to keep this form the entire season, gyok will get his chances - not worth flaming a narrative this early while we're still winning
>those subsYOKE IN THE MUD
world cup winner mikel merino
the rumour about gyok offering himself to barca must be true
Simple Vik's just not cutting it for Arteta's high IQ plays
>Polyester#notmygoat
get kai out
madueke is proof u dont need talent to have a career at the top level. very inspirational.
>>157432177Well done it fits
It's over.
>>157432369He’s definitely strong but I thought after seeing him in the plate cup he looks a little bit bigger now.Imagine selling this nigga. Perish the thought
>>157432392Troy Deeney has already proven this 10 years ago la
>>157432385What IQ play is that? Let 50 IQ Madueke cross the ball into the stands?
>>157432392You know WHY don’t you
Well well well.
>gyokeres when he sees the passing on the pitch and knowing he won't play with odegaard or saka
It genuinely does feel different knowing we won it already. I'm very confident this season. Turns out that's not a meme. Would have been nice to know how this feels before I'd turned 30 but alright arse haha
goobriel really cried for the ball to do that
>>157432402I suppose he can still be actually growing, even at 19. Thank god Arteta gave him a chance at midfield, even though the pressure was its absolute peak.
>>157432435free viktor
>>157432384Reminds me that time Farteta simply refused to play Big Gab early in the season with some BS rumours about him leaving started floating...
>overthebariel
>>157432435Dude is forever an Arsenal legend no matter what
>>157432435Welcome to?
>>157432444With fucking Rapetey as the RB lel
>MadookieI said it before and I'll say it again. Replace Martinelli on the right and you'll get better results over the course of the season.
If we do replace gyokeres absolutely it should not be Alvarez. That shitter will bitch and moan every day until barca comes calling.
>>157432435Worst is hes probably being sent to Atletico, a fucking shit team. I want him at Barcelona.
>Shot on targetNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157432437Changed the whole dynamic of the team. Incredible really.Although story was that he was “training” to play there, Lego head was a faggot for not risking him earlier when we looked dead and struggling against everyone with no confidence. Skelly doesn’t give a fuck and will ball regardless. Hes got levels to go still.
>>157432476First one!
>>157432462This
Carragher is seething
>>157432488quieter than landon donovan lel
>>157432478Agreed. Fuck anyone that tries to say it'll be pure profit if >we sell him. >>157432479One too many if you ask me >>157432488What's he saying?
glad konsa came inmosquera makes me nervous
>Polyester
>>157432488he'll be busy writing about how shit wirtz is again
MerinoNINE9Play this nigga every week
>>157432521Honestly brother I have some faith in him. Hes got time now to settle in his position and I think he will be alright. Feel free to remind me this if he goes to pieces.Even saliba has bozo moments.
yep this shit was relaxing as fuckfar and away the best squad feels like we've got 15 men on the pitch what a relaxing friday night
Job done, now 3 days of memeball
>ShiezeRemarkable really
>two games>3-0 twiceA start of a new era?
What will rival fans excuse be now? Because if there's no terrorball and no corners, how will they laugh at arsenal?
good game
Saka looks like a real hood nigga with those braids. He could fit in over here in the projects.
FIRST 3 POINTSNOW THAT'S HOW YOU START THE SEASON
>>157432579they've already pivoted to empty seats
>>157432028gw/a/rn
Eze has been shit for a while.
nwaneiri RW > madookie RW
Should've scored at least 6 against these shitters. This will cost us at the end of the season. Arteta out.
60 million down the drainKai Havertz scores again
Where is Viktor?
I'm choosing to believe Gyok didn't want to play against his old club and Arteta agreed
>>157432583No, USA blacks like to let everyone know no other black immigrant in any country are as black as them
>>157432593Empty seats? Season ticket is like 20 years wait.
>next game on 31stOh frick off.
>>157432620getting the mandatory monday game out of the way early this time thank god
I hope Bodø/Glimt knocks out Arsenal in the Champion's League
TOP OF THE LEAGUE OPOFTHELEAGUE
>>157432400>>157432435TLDR?
>>157432598madueke tier. these niggers should be thinking "yeah c'mon, three up let's wallop coventry i'll score ezpz" but they play the gamestate instead. well done that will really give arteta something to think about
1st Prem Clean sheet Raya 37 more coming
>>157432444Those weren't rumors. Big Gabby really was flirting with a move to Saudi Arabia and Arteta punished him by benching him lol
Benny Blanco is just bombarding the right side with overlaps today; how long until he gets injured? Pls stay healthy.
>>157432656Must be boring to be Raya today. Did he even have to make a save?
so fucking back
SO FUCKING BACK
Friendly reminder there's no point looking at the table until at least 10 games have been played.
>>157432672kek F
>>157432650Looks good send it
we fucked up so bad with eze and madueke, what a waste. we should sell them and martinelli and get some fresh faces around here
>>157432695Ok we know this but can we just enjoy a win for another 7 days
>Mikel Arteta has become just the fifth manager to reach 150 Premier League wins in fewer than 250 matches in charge. >Pep Guardiola (204)>Jose Mourinho (231)>Jürgen Klopp (237)>Alex Ferguson (247)>Mikel Arteta (249)
we have too many good players man, how is merino/zubi not even in the starting line up? they must be unhappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GofgspqRgngThey all seem like babies now. This season is going to be wild. I think they've got the CL in the bag. PL is already done.
>>157432671One, in like the 91st minute or something. But it was basically straight at him.Blanco did almost fuck him over with a short pass inside the box though but because Raya is the most locked in person on the fucking planet, it was fine.
>>157432746God i want him to win EPL back to back and a CL to become the greatest Arsenal manager ever. >>157432763They were bench players for WC champions too
>>157432741>but can we just enjoy a win for another 7 daysI suppose so.
madueke is indefensible, he is total shit, what do managers see in him?
>This is the second Premier League game that Saka, Odegaard and Havertz have started together since December 2024.
>>157432828mental
I still don't rate Arteta.That shocking UCL final performance stained him in my eyes.
Villa next. KILL THEM
>>157432828Ødegaard has been dealing with his ankle injury for the last year
madueke gets serious minutes in this team and we think we can win the champions league
The Mykonos Messi The Rhodos Ronaldo
>>157432840Emery will prepare for that game like its the world cup final
>>157432861The Lesbos Leonardo (Trossard).The Pireus Pires.The Hellas Henry.
>>157432861>>157432898Athen Alexis
>>157432894Yeah but they have to be primed for a mid table finish with all of those outgoings.
>>157432894Shitmery can do all he wants, The brave men of Arsenal will crush his team.
>>157432894Won't help him, lmao.
>>157432672
>>157432820He’s black and the DEI quota must go on until epl is afcon
>>157432894>lindelöf as cb5-0 to the arsenal
>>157432940it must be something like this because what has he ever done to justify getting serious minutes for arsenal AND england
Ian Wright just said live on air that Martinelli is being shunned internally and nobody is talking to him
>>157432973What the fuck that’s no way to treat him
Ian's got me feeling bad for Martinelli rn
>>157432973shun madueke instead you frauds
>>157432979That's what Wrighty was saying. He said he deserves more respect. The sky presenter said he hasn't heard about any of this and asked wrighty if that's what he's heard and he said nobody is talking to martinelli and he (martinelli) doesn't know what's going on.
>Ian Wright “It makes me uncomfortable how Martinelli is being treated. I know that he hasnt been spoken to or know what is going on. I think he has done enough to be treated with respect. I hope it works out right for Gabi”
Tzolis here. AMA
Apparently his dad was the spurs fan and he's actually an arsenal fan
Thought Tzolis looked good, nice and direct. Look forward to Farteta coaching all of that out of him and turning him into another robotic sideways merchant.
eze, martinelli and madueke need to be sold if we are a serious team
>>157432964I’ve not seen anything leaked but him getting the England role was a definite redpill for me. But his performance aside, 12 jews in uefa and fifa combined executives btw.Look at the demographics of teams as the years pass. International football makes it more noticeable. They are laughing at us. Come on
On reports Bruno will miss "weeks":>Arteta: "No, no! We expect that not to be weeks at all. Let's see how he evolves this week."
Apparently gyokeres wasn't played today because he's on the way out either with a swap deal with atletico or to barca. Osimhen talks are allegedly still ongoing.
>>157433011How's the weather in Greece?
>>157432973>>157432999Probably because shartinelli rejected Turkish league transfer and caused arse to miss out on $$$
>>157432973I doubt it.
>>157433042he better go saudi
The two clutch goals against city and the knack for scoring against Liverpool make me wish Fartinsmelli could have put it all together...
>>157433036 We have an ongoing heatwave
>>157433011Two games in and already EXPOSED (no goals or assists today) - how are you COPING? Or maybe SEETHING or even MALDING?
>>157433011My nigga u ballin
>>157432973Because he refused Galatasaray? Man fuck Arteta. ARTETA OUT
Teta not giving him a serious run at cf despite how shit our cf's have been over the years is a serious indictment on him as a coach. Klopp would have got far more out of him.
>This is the first ever time Gyökores has been part of the Arsenal matchday squad and saw zero minutes...
you just know were getting fucking peanuts for shartinelli too
why are they too proud to admit they fucked up with eze and madueke? just cut your loses now instead of dragging this on and costing us points
Arteta can be pretty ruthless huh
Eze will always be worth it for his guaranteed goals against shitspur.
>>157433121Him and Madueke are staying for the black quota. They are worse players than Martinelli and Gyok.
>>157433035Nelli and Gyok out. Osihmen and Barcola / Yildiz in
>>157433060 The first Arsenal goal was thanks to Tzoli- I mean me pressuring the defender and the second Arsenal goal was a half assist by me.
>>157433143holy fuck lad get a grip all 3 of these players are fucking dog shit
>>157433073 Thx
our year la
King Kai
>>157433157Osimhen is a great player. Yildiz is a brilliant player. Barcola is shit.
>>157433172no he isnt.no he isnt. agreed.
>>157433143Yildiz is a crock. No chance. He will keep martinelli and buy a striker unless some magic lw emerges.Customers are gonna customer
He's a nice lad
>>157433134They're staying for the English quota.Arteta has an obsession for England NT players.
>>157433172OsiMEHn is a mercenary nigga.just like all other niggas.Stop signing niggas and give them to Al-kebab league. Arsenal should sign white players as shown by tzolis and rice. We need grit and longevity.
>>157433172i wouldn't sign osimhen or alvarez because of their mercenary diva character, we need hard working passion merchants
>>157433225alvarez is not good at all. the work his agent doing this off season is insane
https://metro.co.uk/2026/08/21/ian-wright-blasts-arsenal-disrespectful-gabriel-martinelli-treatment-29434566/
based Ian Wright making up drama and stirring shit right at the beginning of the season.
>>157433263Hes right though. Show some focking estandards, Sharteta.
genuinely curious, is possible for madueke to play bad enough where arteta would actually drop him? because it feels like his performances do not come into consideration when picking him
>>157433286if hes still willing to play eze at left wing after his disaster classes there last season, i doubt hell do anything to madookie
Madueke created more chances (4) than tzolis today (3)
>>157433283He should shut the fuck up and stop giving media the material to attack Arsenal
>>157433333>ynr gabriel jesus is still at the clubwhy are we so fucking bad at selling
Alice looks cute tonight bros
>>157433286Arteta was the one who shilled for MaduekeRemember willian 30 games in a row only dropped due to injury?
>>157433377My bad. She’s wearing make up
>>157433338He's not going anywhere with those wages.If anything he's the one that should be getting shunned. Don't even bother registering him and send him to rot in the reserves.
>>157433378Thing with madhooekee is that at the end of the day he’s down to get coached like all players. He’s obviously got pace and can beat his man but If he’s not evolving in a final ball phase then literally what the fuck bro. Surely the coaches are there to coach. Why aren’t you getting better bro?
I like Martinelli :(
>>157433395Jesus will go on a free next season>after 10million Come on nigga
>>157433395Chelsea would be having him serve lunch to the U16s, shame
>>157433411I dont want to sell him personally but I also want him to go to la liga and rape it sideways (because he will) and I’ll be like: that’s my nigga right there.He needs to think about his future and career as he’s already established himself as premier league battle hardened. Let’s go nigga. Rape the world
>gyökeres not even subbed on geg
>no set piece goal today
Havertz has 30 G/A in 34.8 games (90's) as a SRTIKER for Arsenal in the Premier League. 0.86 G/A per 90The 2nd highest rate for any current PL strikers (Haaland 0.88).
>>157433627This isn’t saying anything positive about havertz, but gyok is shit
>>157432616They wouldn't know Saka is an immigrant that's my point. He'd fit in with those sick hood nigga dreads. He just has to be chill and not reveal his accent.
We've got the Greek Messi fr
>>157433012Look at the intensity in his eyes. Kids should be scouted in schools for all sorts of things based of behaviour alone.
>>157433789That whole weird accent you hear people speak is a product of the music industry and before 2003 people spoke normal. Now you have Morocco or Pakistan speaking like some stupid rapper from 2002 and it’s gay.Every white person who isn’t a nigger thinks this is gay. If you are seeing this: your accent is fake. And it is gay. Infact to back up my claim there is yt videos which explain the fake accent.It’s fake and gay and if you see niggers in construction or delivery they always speak in a proper manner unless there are other niggers around, in which case the behave like niggers and start talking bullshit
>>157433914So Tdlr niggers are performative depending on their surroundings.>stop
>>157433914>>157433955Wallahi allow it famalam I swear down innit I'm a wasteman
>>157433914>>157433955They are far more socially dependant compared to other races. You see that when they get into a group they turn into a pack, even if they're not being violent. It's based on how their environment was and higher estrogen levels. They rely on an ingroup whereas north european descendants could survive in smaller groups. Also think independence and openness to being ostracised develops a group, society and civilisation much faster because their ideas and discoveries are often met with resistence. Many notable historical figures who created substantial change were or became outcasts and were demonised only to make the world a better place. Culture is generally an expression of a groups genetics and the difference in culture between northern europeans and the 3rd world is enormous and incompatible. I don't think mass integration is possible at current numbers of immigration because neither side thinks their own culture is worth letting go. Brits generally find them cringe, unsophisticated and stupid. They think we're weak, cringe and uptight. That will never change.It goes far, far deeper and is way more nuanced than that when you break down aspects of different cultures and how they conflict but it's simply impossible for mass integration. Indians are a more interesting case because people see them as less of a threat but if you don't interact with them you miss very fundamental differences like the never ending shit tests they pull to elevate their class. There is no valid argument for mass immigration. Their yummy food is not a justification.
>>157434073Globalisation was started by the UK and France. Now the metropoles live with the consequences.
>>157434084>conflating the population (who consistently vote against immigration) with 'government'Yes our subverted leaders who actually hold no real power allowed it to happen. If it didn't happen here it'd have been started somewhere else. And our countries would have be wrecked by different means. Poland is supposedly resisting mass immigration, being hit with massive fines yet their demographic change is vast. The excuse is the population crash because of low birth rates. Yet in each nation the cost of living is high and the cost of housing is unreasonable, some cases impossible, to raise a family of 3. And if you mean globalisation as in colonialism you're demented.
Arsenal Football Club?
this whole sell gyok talk makes no senseif shavertz gets injured who the fuck do we sub in?el bencho?
>>157434133Still your fault. You enabled the jews. You enabled central banks. You enabled removal of gold standard. You enabled privatisation. You came up with liberalism to begin with. And on top of it all you still insist on protecting Israel.
>>157433395That fucker wont leave, hell kep shitting up the place for his millys. Once his contract is done and he goes on a free he should be banned from the premises for being a money grubbing nignog at the expense our club.
>>157432973>>157432999grim
>>157433914>>157434073
>>157434290Merino AKA World Cup Winner AKA the Spanish R9
>>157433333He shpuls go talk direct to Farteta, but if Fartysmelly dont wanna go, thata on him, hes being cut, he knows how it goes, dont leech, help your club, you aint gonna get better.
>>157434692fart
>>157433248Maybe he should've played better and not let himself get replaced, glad we didn't break the bank to get vinicius, let's just hope tsulis doesn't get injured, he is class
>>157433411I do too, but he has stayed at level 2 for like 3 seasons now and still can't dribble despite being "brazilian"
i really like how effective these triangles are becoming.saka, odegaard, white on the right.tzolis, mls and calafiori on the left.good stuff.
>sleep>wake up>watch highlights>Arsenal cruise to easy win over Fat Frank's sideGood times are back.
Sign Alvarez and give a big release clause for Barcelona in 2 years. Sell Gyok to Barcelona. Everyone wins.
sign more meds
>>157435362I do agree, but I still like him and he is pretty much one of the very few likeable brazillian players nowadays. I remember him from Copinha (the under 18 cup in São Paulo) and knew he would make it.Wish him and big Gabi retired at the club. Same for Trossard (too late now) and some others.
>>157435813Nobody retires at a top club, no need to sadge. You get worse and then the manager takes you out behind the barn, and you sign for turkish shitters and youre the best player there (for now), and if you resist, they beat you.
>>157436127I know, let me dream
>>157435714Retardvarez doesn't want to come, xhe prefers Fartca over Arsenal.Any player who doesn't want to play for Arsenal eagerly, should be avoided like the plague.
>>157436176If Modric retired sure, Roma rose and fell with the Imperatore
>>157433143Fuck no. I would rather stick with Shartinelli than sign any of those bums
>>157433078>Le Martinelli CF maymay
>>157434290We’re only selling Gyok if Arteta can somehow kidnap Julián
greek fella reminds me of arshavin
Farteta should play Shartinelli>shartShartinelli should leave the club >shartOdorshart passes to Fartinelli>fartAgain>fartBukrapo Sharta scored a goal >shartAgain>shart
Gyok getting no minutes at all is basically saying Arteta wants him out
Paying 150M or whatever for a player that doesn't even want to play here is retarded.That's like Gyokeres decision making in business form.
my favourite thing is reading the chelsea subreddit. they're STILL coping that Rice is a flop in the big 2026 because he snubbed em.
Aston Villa (a)Chelsea (h)Sunderland (a)Brighton (a)Leeds (h)Nottingham Forest (a)4 away games in the next 6 and all of them are difficult.
>>157438105Only difficult one I see there is Brighton.
>>157432746
>>157437296Most likely yes, or hes being punished for doing the back pass into the void. Like Eze was punished and benched for a month after doing defensive mistakes against Villa which lead to a goal against us.Im a bit surprised no journalists asked anything about Martinelli and Gyökeres after the game, only lame questions.
>only 3 nil and Coventry had a shot on targetArteeeeeetaaaaaaa!!! just kidding, good game even though Tzatziki’s goal involvement streak got broken :(Next couple games are gonna be tough though.
>>157438112We lost to villa away last season (granted we were missing both gabriel and saliba and they needed a fluke rebound in the last second of the game)Drew 2-2 with sunderland away last season Drew 0-0 with forest away last season
>>157437296This was the kind of match that would be for Gyokeres. Arteta is saying he's going with Havertz whenever possible and Gyok needs to keep calling up Barcelona.
>>157438173First two goals still relied on him even if he doesn't get the credit.
>you deserve this blah blah it’s karmaThis dancing nigger worship world where I am served by pajeets everywhere I go isn’t sustainable desu and I’d like to kill most people I see.
I got my butt fingered by a bro on Arsenal Ave
>>1574381056 wins and 6 clean sheets DESU DESU DESU
>>157438131
>>157433151The 1st one is true, but doesn't count.The 2nd one should count, thoever.
>>157434133>Poland is supposedly resisting mass immigrationThis gov and the previous give out visas and work permits left and right, tho. Ukrainians, Georgians, Colombians, you name it (not necessarily sub-saharan dark skinned blokes), all while talking about "resisting mass immigration". Just so you know.
I just love Tzolis so much and hope he never gets injured. Imagine if we had bought Vini and had him on 600k a week and this guy was permabenched.
>>157432435Swap him with Bayern for Kane
>>157437296Or that he wants him IN, similar to what he done with Big Gab some time ago.>>157438105Boring boring Arsenal!Three-nil to the Arsenal!
Gyökeres swap deal plus money for El BenchoMartinelli sold for 65 million pounds then incoming deadline day deal for a certain Turk in Italy y/n?
>>157439391Idk I'd be willing to give CF martinelli one last roll of the die.Gyok has shown he can be a decent striker but for a different team
>>157439423nah, Martinelli has proven countless times that he isn’t it, should have been sold last season.Gyökeres I’d be willing to give another season.
>>157439391Keep Gyok and Martinelli, do not overcorrect.
Osimhen, get him if the rumors of shartinelli going to turkey are true
>Christos Tzolis created 3 chances and took 4 shots against Coventry. He was directly involved more shots (7) than any other player on the pitch.
I can have a relaxing weekend now.
>>157439009We must bring romance back to football, even with a poor mans Kvara. Enough of liver-eating hyperbaric robotos and physio-tuned pacey ngubus. Tzolis looks like he eats tztziki with every meal and gets his hair cut by his mom.
>>157439797>poor mans KvaraI’ll take it
>>157439853Woop woop
>>157439495Remember when Drossard would start, have a bad game, and then wed see Fartismelly come on, full of hope that his pace would get the better of tired legs, then after 15 minutes clamor for Drossard to be brought back. That was every game, and in all except two or three even, he didnt do diddly. Its time for this horse to be taken out to a Turkish pasture with a carrot or a stick.
>>157439949It's Shartetas fault he couldn't realise Shartinelli would do better as a number 9 or 10 and not as a winger. He will deatroy Eze the same way
>>157439884SUMMER TZOLSTICE
>>157440030>Martinelli 9 or 10come on Spain, lay off the Paella & crack.>>157440180noice
Man United look like they're deliberately tanking in a league with relegation
>>157440343If Bruno isn’t having another stellar season their midfield is wank, defense the same but attack can and probably will bail them out.
>>157440330Shartinelli has the qualities of Eduardo.
>>157440461yeah post injury maybe.
So if we're getting rid of nelli who will be our transitional threat now? I can't remember us never having a pacy winger at one time at the club
>>157433012god-tier jersey
heh.
Comfy weekend begins with cheeky Hull goal.
poonited stink
>ShitnitedI kek’d
lmao
Never thought poonited would actually be a threat to us. No one is. Tottenham will come second. But this is a 95+ point season.
>>157441142>Tottenham will come second.From bottom?
I think livershit might come good this season bros
>>157440470Madueke's literal only good quality is pace. Like, literally.
Imagine conceding in your opening game lmao.
arse beat championship winners 3-0 comfortably conceding 1 soft header on target>it's only coventrehutd losing 2-0 to play-off winners who finished 6th>???
>watch yesterday's extended highlights>benshite missed a 1v1get this nigger out of my club already
>manure
kek
Gabriel might actually score a hattrick off set pieces vs United.
>>157441484he unlocks sakawe keep him until timber figures out how to do the same
>>157441484No
big weekend for greek lads
>>157441938Greek golden generation?
>Arsenal flying, 6 goals score, 0 conceaded in two official games>united in the mudAhahahah...it's going to be an awesome weekend innit
>>157442121>spudz play tonight
Good start to the weekend.
need a liverslip, a spuds classic, a chelshit disaster to complete the weekend
MAULED BY THE TIGERS
end the league it's fine to finish like this
Guess championship level competition aint so easy, eh
looks like the new set piece rules are effecting some teams more than othersthe irony of poonited calling arsenal set piece FC when they'd have finished bottom half without them
>Former Arsenal Academy player Ayden Heaven getting done at the back post as former Arsenal academy player Semi Ajayi smashes it home to give Hull the lead.
>>157442516kek
>>157442516>Semi AjayiIf only he was from the Cent family.
>Arsenal still want to do something on the left sided attack. They want to upgrade the attack. Alvarez Not so keen even if Atletico negotiate with Arsenal. Juve want Yildiz to stay. Mls is staying. Arteta is staying and signing extension most likely after transfer window is done>@David_Ornstein prior to kick off yesterday.
>>157443065El Bencho doesn’t want to come, period, won’t get a new striker this season and that is okay, the left side on the other hand, who can >we realistically get ? Tzatziki already looks like an upgrade on Martinelli but the bar is super low.also >Poonitedhahaha
>man poo>poolace
Brentford pls.
>>157443694da Bees tonight da Gulls, Mememouth & Shitcastle tomorrow pls
suddenly seeing talk about how playing a newly promoted side is actually more of a challenge than you think
>>157443694Yes
heh
great weekend for the arse
bzzzzzz
it is da history of da tottenham
What does Tonali do?
>>157444698gamble
Tottenham lucky not be two or three behind.
lmaooo
that must sting
lmao get BUZZED on freaks
Lelsea dropping points would be perfection but Fulham look so awful in every way so I can’t see it happening.
these niggas getting relegated for real this time
oh dear me
>>157444990watched the PGMOL rig it last season to save themdon't get your hopes upjust enjoy the ride
>spudz
>>157444990yap. Brent ford just looks so comfortable int he game. Spurs are utter rubbish, god damn.
>Jadon Sancho is a free agent at 26Is this the ultimate challenge for Arteter
djed spence was their best footballer and they sold him for £25 million
>>157445037nah only good christian lads allowed
>>157445037no, he chose the path of Bellerin. He doesn't give a rats ass about football, it's just like a wage going to mcdolnald's everyday.
>>157445037He should honestly just find his peace in DFB-Pokal and stay there. Arthur Melo is also a free agent now and should do the same or similar.
>Berta 26/27 Summer:>Hasn’t sold Gyökeres>Only got 15m for Trossard>Can’t get a buyer for Martinelli, Nelson, Vieira, Jesus>Needed KSE to help him with Konsa + Bruno G>Signed Meslier>No big Forward signinguh arsesisters...?
We're gonna buy kayode for £70 million in a year or two.
>>157445289
shiet bruh didnt they buy Tonali and then went onto spend like a gorillion pounds on that city player?
LOL, LMAO EVEN
knowing spuds, they'll gladly concede one more goal just to make sure that Arsenal wouldn't stay top of the table for the first week
Tonight’s my last drink until next weekend
>>157445539Savinho. He sucks.They also want Marmoush.
>>157444990Actually based
>>157445910It's best to only drink on the weekends if you have to.
>Tottenham
>>157445910Been sober from everything for 2 months but seriously tempted to buy a bit of herb this weekend but I know I'll get hooked on it if i do. The craving is unreal.
The absolute state of man poo and spuds.
>>157445984Yeah mate. Fucks up my sleep too much if I drink during the week. >>1574461142 months is good though lad, keep it up.
>>157445037>City reject>Chelsea reject>United reject>Villa reject>BundesfraudHoly fuck, someone hide his file before Mikel gets his hands on it
Mono better at least bag a G/A tonight or WE will be in his Instagram comments with monkey emojis
>>157445910Instead of drinking yourself to death, how about doing 50 straight push-ups whenever you feel the urge to drink fat fuck
>>157446564I train calesthenics and do cardio or hit the bag 4x a week while working construction. Let me have my weekend goyslop lad pls
>>157446238You love to see it. Hope chelshit and commiepool slip up also.I want them all to collapse.
I am still kekking
>>157445037and goretzka signed for aston viller>>157445289viktor wasn't 100% yesterday according to ITKs (I am coping)
>Brentford (4.31) 3-0 (0.50) Tottenhamomd
>>157446922they spent 300m for a relegacion speciale
>100 gorillion shekels for TonaliTottenham are so funny man
Watching spud reaction videos having a mild chuckle
>>157446799>Put me down woman I need to piss
Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
>>157447362BOSS
>>157447362Should have joined us desu.What a faggot
>>157447362>They're still using his chinless pic
>wet spam lost to charltonKEK
What do we call konsa?
>>157447910Mongsa
>game week 1>spurs have 7 (seven) injured players
>>157447973Lmao
>>157447672They could be stuck in the Championship for a while.
>>157447489>Should have joined us desu.same for that idiot Maboopee.If he joined Arsenal instead of Real, the Gunners would've won a treble by now.
test
>>157448111I'll never understand why players join teams like Real and Bayern and shit instead of PL teams. But it lets you know who the real paycheck merchants areThere's no culture on these rich-ass teams (and that goes for the usual suspects in the PL) other than MUH DICK MUH MONEY... can't be proud of any wins with that shit
Favorite weekly comedy is back.
>>157448749>Gooks stay up until 1 AM to watch one of the most auraless teams in the League simply because a gook played for them for a couple of yearsStrange people.
City lose tomorrow too
>>157447110Sandro Tonali has now attempted 39 shots without scoring - the most of any player in the Premier League since the start of last season.
>that new motd intro
>>157449185
>>157449185>>157449250I'll have to give it a watch tomorrow.
Vini stinker too. Omg what a day
In 15-20 years time there will be a statue or legenedary status of one of the current players rn. Got me thinking Odegaard, Rice, Saka or Gabriel for this accolade?
>>157449185Just put it on now and skipped straight to the arsenal game
Lil Nas 10X:0 Goals/Assists0 Key Passes0 Acc. Crosses0 Shots on Goal14 Possessions Lost
>>157449424>>157449297magnet:?xt=urn:btih:abbf0d848510810a3f933f750b8f60b27576f308
>>157449424I usually do this, but I will watch other games if the likes of spuds, man utd and chelsea lose.
>>157449528I'll watch it on the iPlayer m8.
>spurs could've genuinely lost by 6 or 7lmao they're dogshit
Hey youBig starTell meWhen it’s over
Habibi! Come to arsenal
>>157450006>all the gaslighting by the media by propping up spurs acting like they won't just make the CL spots but actually contendLmao (((they))) really really hate arsenal
What's worse losing to Hull City matchday 1 after they get promoted or Brentford after their promotion? I think Troy Deeney played a major role in motivating our success while I see no way out of the banter era for yanited
