pregame meal editionold >>157422736
>rolls into thread
/playoffsbound/
>tfw no wife to make pregame meals for my son
>>157434121kwarb 2true
>>157434100Who is going to deliver those burritos??
hockey
is
For
everyone
>>157434121>>157434137samequeer
Inject that CHAMPIONSHIP into meOH YEAHCUP BOUNDI CAN ALREADY SEE THE PARADE
>>157434287a German with a weird kink about getting yelled at?
>>157434279
My collars blue, my neck is redBeen working like a dog just to keep my family fedLivin' off energy drinks and Marlboro redsSwear this gas station food is gonna be the death of me
steelies are on i almost missed the entire first half KWAB
my bud is 1
>>157434308samequeer
>>157434303woah we don't kink shame here
>>157434443lewd
Mcdavid got carlsson paid That's respect homie
>>157434100I need an overweight white woman to cook me mediocre meals made entirely from precooked canned or frozen ingredients an no additional seasoning
pasta fangooli Oh! fuggadabout it
heard o-dog passed away
>>157434287
that chinese food for i ate for dinner is giving me explosive marners
>>157434789we don't call those that here now
do you say /hoc/ like hock or hawk
how much can i get for one of these?
that covid flu food for i ate for dinner is giving me explosive marners
>>157434808i'm an /aich oh see/ chad
>>157434287>and I think he holds guys accountable>I don't think 'Bab's is going to cave overly much who we areWhat the fuck is he even trying to say here?He's gettin yelled at right now for this
>>157434808you are supposed to say the /beav/ part too
girl on tinder replied to me >sup hottiewe're back
i'm banned from tinder
>>157434808/hock/
>>157435001no means no, carter
>>157434549>ketchup on spaghetti Italians wept
>>157435024no as in no, he did not rape anyone?
>>157434496I'll be grateful for whatever I can get
>dating appsDon't need to use them myself. I'm cute, sexy, and got the looks that drive the girls wild
/hoc/tuah kek
>>157434789I love fried rice and dumplings so much
>>157434982Congrats bro!
trb didn’t need a dating app to hook up with bud on 04/17/2022
>be me>make a fake profile on tinder using ai slop>see some fat retard wearing an ill fitting knockoff hockey jersey>message him "sup hottie">mfw
>>157435093yes he did, chud
>>157435182cope i talked to her on the phone already
>>157435182It's not a knockoff I bought it straight from Fanatics
won a couple commander games today. two out of three aint bad
babcock is going to yell at the oilers very loudly
ugly mofo
>>157435254who's your commander
>>157435288nice selfie
>>157435294first game i won with tergrid >:)won with a cheeky combo of Chain of Smog and Professor. buddy was seething "i would've won on my turn reee"second game i won with galadriel, light of valinor it's a blink deck
>>157435329>chain of smog and professor*professor onyx
>>157435329damn that's decent. i need to buy some hobbit packs i want that Thranduil
>>157435353hell yeah
didn't play batman last night not sure if i will tonight have to be up "early"
>>157435430bro beat it then play Arkham City
gary texted me and said you guys have to stop being so antisemitic
>>157435430why did you put early in quotes? do you not actually have to get up early?
>>157435518i have to get up at 9:30 but don't usually go to bed until 4 so it's early for me
>>157435531based night owl just like the batman
>>157434382/hoc/ has stooped so low that they are stealing reddit screenshots nownice general
Got back from Texas Roadhouse
>>157435565>now
>>157435566how did that take 8 hours
>>157435566what did you eat bro
Detroit still doesn't have a general manager btw
only about 6 weeks until the dylan larkin humiliation ritual begins
don't ask mcdavid what his rookies are up to in the offseason>A report from a local German newspaper said a total of 93 singles took a seat on the 'single couch', including Samanski and another hockey player named Filip Varejcka, both of whom went by different names
>>157435615KWAB
>>157435623>with the guys, looking for true lovejust like us
KevinOwensBros......i can't believe what happened
>>157435582I didn’t go right when I posted I was going>>157435587Steak, fries, cactus blossom, and rolls
>>157435722which steak they offer like 20 god fucking damnit learn how to draw
you don't hear much about mackinnon these days
>>157435774New York strip
>>157435833He must be embarrassed still from the Olympics
>>157435833i dont understand the mackinnon bullying he won a lee
>>157435835we're sending you back to developmental
>>157435833>>157435904he's the 2026 kwaboty
>>157435967nah thats marner
>>157435985mopr
>>157435967not really they made the west final
>>157435967the avs wiped the floor with the mild even with makar injured
>>157434808i'm french so i say ok
>>157435833he's busy in scuba school
>>157436008and then what happened
>>157436008>aves
>>157436039then the mild did literally nothing all off season
>>157436115true kwab
having some cheez-its (the good ones)
Just finished waging Any good games on tonight ?
>>157436181I'm watching ring of honor it's 2005 i'm listening to antiflag
>>157436181sams bombies are winning
KWAFB
>>157436159based
Huomenta but the opposite
buncha old ass uncs!
>>157436295Malkin and Letang should have left a while ago and maybe Crosby could have a chance
>>157436243The girl on the right kind of looks like Shoeonhead
>>157436449probably, but I think crosby wants to keep the gang together as long as possible even if it's to the detriment of the team. it's up to dubas to build around them for better or worse
>>157436449are you retarded on purpose or working
>>157436494Letang still has another year after this and Dubas will ofbabju be a retire and re-sign Malkin
>>157436506Shut the fuck up
>>157436523oh the transgender is mad
>>157436531got his ass
>>157436531>>157436540Retards
their seeth is adorable i literally was born watching goats
Pittsburgh penguins more like shitturds gaymen
watching sailor moon
what should i watch to start getting into anime? I tried berzerker but didn't like it.
>>157436861Why would you watch an anime made for 8 year old girls?
>>157436861least gay take
you now remember kyle okposo
>>157436914Stanley cup winner
>>157436719Thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>157436899How about you don't get into anime so it doesn't turn you into a pedo?
>>157436902I like watching shows about teenage girls
Well our faggot prime minister didnt get a trade deal again
>>157437019i thought you guys had an emperor
>>157437019It's because we were offered a few 2nd and 3rd round picks, at best, for a 1C so yeah, no deal.
>>157436453>girlthat's a saar, saar.
>>157437019Did he offer to trade the silver medal for a gold?
>>157436861i watched that back in the 90s. I remember some fag always sent PJ Fresh Phil Sailor Moon art
>>157437038Ryder halak and a second should get it done
>>157437054That was me
preseason starts in less than a month
>>157437266Grim
i love hockey more than i love my parents
>>157437304why do you guys like canada so much? is it because its colder?
>>157437266what about the postseason
>>157437322probably because his whole family is there
>>157437397Sad
I really, really like girly mags
>>157436220die for the government through underground network rules too bad he was a serial rapist kwab
steven stamkos just called me but I let it go to voicemail
Is it just me or does the Habs jersey kind of look like Chris Chan's fit?
this is a terrible new gimmick
>>157438250Just like my islanders
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
you now remember eric comrie
>>157438295Nah
>>157438024You're not wrong.
>>157438312Didnt he get a blowjob from hilary duff on the balcony
>>157438487i mean who hasn't
>>157438487Mike
>>157438506hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dTdVeEG7gGame 2 of the NZIHL Grand FinalDunedin up 1-0 in the 3 game series
Non-CanadiansWho's your favourite Canadian team?
>>157438539That's a nice looking rink
>>157438595It fits about 600.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queenstown_Ice_Arena
>>157438585the Quebecois are the funniest though
The Vancouver: Appreciators of Mycology; NHL teamcould be good imo
watching planet of the apes
>>157438840Didn’t ask
>>157438585
>>157438989no dimes
To be honest, Florida could and should get more expansion teams. I see at least four new Florida locations to put NHL expansion teams in. Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando and Tallahassee (mentally sick people who voluntarily live in the cold north deserve hockey too). Gary should get on it.
>>157439023bonne decision mon ami
>>157439152It's been my NHL team since I was 6 years old. not gonna change now.
didney corbsy
>>157439198BASED
and yet
>>157439254
>>157439290
>>157439305
hello sirs good morning sirs
/hoc/'s life force is running out
>>157439254>>157439305haha lol bud lol get it the guy used to be here now he isn't lol, i'm a comedic genius
>>157440283Life...Is something special that you can only have one time. Enjoy the shit out of it.
>>157440290Hey bud how's the sportswriter career going
>>157440460good post
>>157434100>keeps the hashbrown whole instead of separating it evenlyMy local gas station does that shit and it is the the most annoying thing. Overload on potato in every bit. Fucking sucks.
>ctl f "mild">only canadian flag postersHmmm...downright peculiar...
puppey is the brindamour of dota
we dont play dota here we ain't gay
>>157441210definitely
I wish I had an NHL commissioner bf
i wish my boyfriend was a nice jewish girl
>ctrl f "minnesota wild">0 results
>>157441463connor...
>>157441725reminds me of their stanley cup total
Yeah, there's my little OBSESSED cucknadian. Still sucking on his daddy's cock in between shots of windsor.
>>157441306Explain wrestlefags then
>mild
>always a cucknadian flagdown...right...peculiar. Wonder what the Wild did to Canada that makes him seethe so much...
>>157441804its E-God
>>157441837why would an american think of such a pathetic team
>>157441855You mean rE-Tard
>>157441994he's a newfag trying to fish for (You)s
>>157442073record profits
Can last place laffs make it out of the basement? Gary's doing his best.
>>157442273love this lil guy
>>157442290>ded wongs
> a return to Arizona wouldn't require Board of Governors approval, since former owner Alex Meruelo was already an approved NHL owner and the original franchise remains technically inactive rather than dissolved.'Yote bros we are so back!
>>157442290imagine finishing below Our Sennies
>>157442395im imagining them getting eliminated from the playoffs without a single win
Down right...peculiar.
>>157442434cope Our Sennies put up a good fight againt the cup winner
>>157442290>50 losses>50 games of losing hockey>2-3 times per week, this team steps onto the ice and gets run over>How is this even possible?
the mildcuck coping with olys is peak humor
> the stench... the stench
You get a (You) in the darkIt's trb in /hoc/ but bud1South of the Mason-Dixon line, you stop and you hold Garys loveA band is blowing Oh Canada, double-four timeYou feel alright when you hear the 1993
>>157442502extremely rare good swedish post
> vpn queer-off activated
>OHHHHHHHHHH cucknada!!!!!!!!
>>157442469It's always possible. >laffs
>>157442534> cheating, diving cunt
>cucknadian made a new meme finally.>it's the "le salt" meme from 10 years agokwacanacuck
>>157442602kiddo.. im afraid you suck at this
>>157442273>Can last place laffs make it out of the basement?Unclear. Panties will be better. ((( chayka ))) has Gary behind him, but always operates like a ferret on crack.Last place beckons again.
>y-you suck at this>still get 20 replies every other week after coming back to this retarded genny in the summerkek
>he fishes for (You)s >he's not a bro
>get called out for lame shitty posts>n-no look at my yous!give your head a shake
>>157442675I went there and everybody knew your name
>>157442602This is accurate.> t. /hoc/ Director of Venn Diagrams
>obsess over "lame shitty posts">y--y-you did it though!kwacanacuck. enjoy your morning windsor!
Honestly i just skip posts if their flag has red on it
I scratched my balls too vigorously last night and now my sack is sore
>>157442740Only finnish posts are worthy of your attention
>>157442773the entire image
>>157442781This poster is correct. The Samir stench is an omnipresent force, like gravity, except the stank force acts directly on olfactory systems. > t. /hoc/ Director of Venn Diagrams
>>157442686my golf game is horrendous i can hit the batting cage right handed and i shoot lefty at puck but i never shot under 100 in my life
cant wait to see the new jerseys gary has made for us
>>157442391Awooooo!
>>157442888>copying the duckslame and gay
>>157442868I got just the product for you pal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBRzsTKtSA
>>157442888Gary believes in the potential of Salt Lake City
>>157443022im a man of integrity
>>157443034Mormons don't drink. A modern day NHL team is not viable if everyone isn't buying at least one $18 heineken tall boy
>>157443043Who cares. Unless you're a pro golf is one step above hopscotch or four square.
>>157443068post your actual address im gonna knock you in the mouth
>>157443050So Gary needs to invest in dirty soda
sunderland just scored a bardownski
i'm an arsenal chad
>>157443324me too girl in my office is spurs I give her so much shit she asked her husband to show up and he was baldo beardo beta male kwab
I can feel the fall air this morning
I CAN FEEL BUDWINNING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
The Red Wings haven't won the Stanley Cup since 2008, back when the world was last normal.
/hoc/ should really be /soc/ since soccer is a gay sport for retards
>>1574436209/11 landed a lethal blow on america and then the great recession gave us terminal cancer
>>157443050Some do but they grew up so sheltered that they discover beer in adulthood and act like teenagers when they first drink. Transplants from elsewhere drink but that new DUI law is wack.
*transmission from planet retard*>since 2008, back when the world was last normal.
I want to get tried by the mormon sharia courts
>>157443620Ilitch jr. and Holland shown bottom right. They took a Cup contending org and systematically destroyed it. May they both burn in Hell.
>>157443759this treatment of managers who won multiple cups for an org is the reason detoilet cant win anymoreespecially now after the stevie debacleno one is going to take hockey town seriously again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEgklEwhSo
Boiling some brats lads
>>157443920!!!
>>157443852They should have just conceded defeat and made it easier on the katy perry fans, wouldn't have changed anything.
>>157443920Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
>>157443820Detroit loves Bowman and Devellano, who built the teams that won Cups. Detroit hates Holland, who had nothing to do with building those Cups, and completely destroyed the team after those 2 men left. Ilitch is carrying on with the tradition he and Holland built, retard.
>>157443920y-youre gonna grill them r-right.....?
>>157443920better do a beer bath or you're gonna catch these hands
>>157443989Don't have a grill. Don't care, I like em just fine this way
>>157444008Based anti-ted
>>157444008do your parents know you're gay
>>157444079Yeah
>>157444120Hey! That's Temu Salami! I know him!
eating raw boiled meats is by far the worst gimmick yet on here
>>157444154It's not raw if it's boiled
>>157444154>raw>boiledretard
https://youtu.be/ZVDV9oy7MNA
Just sat down on my couch in my unfurnished apartment ready to eat some raw boiled meats while listening to my music with the sound off
>>157444154Liking wrestlefaggotry has yet to be dethroned
My dad saw my anime girl pillow
KevinOwensBros....last night was not good
>>157444356did he ask you where you got it and how much it was? did it come with a matching mug?
>>157444236raped retard
wait, you guys literally eat meat that used to be raw? bunch of sick fucks
I got something raw right here for you
the only raw for me is blackedrawlet's go flyers!!!
mutt's law
My girl saw my anime dad pillow
>>157444370no and no
My anime pillow saw my dad watching gary's league
>>157444444>>157444444>>157444444>>157444444>>157444444
>>157444444Cursed digits
>>157444440well, those are b disappointing answers
>racism outside of /b/we don't do that here
>>>/feex/>>well, those are both disappointing answers
>>157444504Kill yourself trb
Well?
>>157444508banger of a post
>>157443620I miss this nigga so much
>>157444554
>>157444444
10 days
>>157444581KATE !!!
>>157444444CHECKED
>>157444571He'll be remembered well for not killing even more people after 9/11, plus people will probably try to bring back the compassionate conservatism gimmick
https://youtu.be/6OjA71QrFQwJ L M I !!!
>>157444571
>>157444641He wasn't on epstein's list. He was just killing for the love of the game
>>157444647r a p e d
>>157444607
>>157444680excellent post
>>157444696Lynxies are the >laffs of Finland
>>157444741sad :(
>>157444741>for ref;>Tampereen Ilves haven't been to the ploffs since '85
>>157444741since were on the subject, how do feel about Jokerit getting a full ride into Liiga this season? also, how's the two tier league thingie supposed to work? I kinda wanna suggest to Gary when he's feeling suggestible
>du ville de Moncton
>le tirage le plus dangereux
Liiga? more like liiga my balls lol
little retard ipad kid next door is having an absolute weeping melty alone in the backyard over roblox kwab
>>157444958
did someone leak the homothug remix jerseys yet?
>>157445021brilliant =3
https://thehockeynews.com/news/latest-news/houston-the-priority-over-austin-as-nhl-eyes-33rd-franchise-commitment-by-december-what-about-canada>Houston or Austin are confirmed I have to assume ATL is second?
>>157445070>second34th, actually >the NHL will have 36 teams at some point during my lifetime
Happy caturday /hoc/
how many points for him this season i think he could get 130
>>157445113
>>157445113meow meow
>>157445070IMO the best order would be Austin, Atlanta, Houston, Arizona. 36 is plan. They will probably go to 4 conferences of 9 teams with a 4v5 play in series to prevent 20 year playoff droughts
bud1 2nd anniversary soon
>>157445117I can't wait for his sophomore slump OR his rise to stardomand it's the anticipation that makes it so spicy
>>157445117130 is possible but I expect him to end up around 115 again barring a rise in scoring league wide
>>157445151no one asked
>>157445155their pp is better now
>>157445124is this real?
>>157445142I was hoping he'd steer past Austin and put a team in Milwaukee >either way, Gary's gonna have to reshuffle the Divisions God Bless You, Gary
>>157445209didn't ask
>>157445194Caturday is real >isn't that enough?
drop the fackkin pucks gary!!
>>157445262bud's 1 is real
>>157445262Kill yourself
>>157445277>>157445325excellent posts
august 29, 2024: the day the bubble broke
>>157445190He was running hot last year.
bro's what's up im once again at work KWAB
>>157445584He was also spending two thirds of his ice time playing in the defensive zone. Say what you will about Darnell and Trouba but having functional defensemen should bump his offensive numbers up.
>>157445758can we come visit?
>Caturday is "Bring Your Retard To Work Day" here on /hoc/
Breaking News. Draisaitl is happy that the Oilers will play in Germany
>>157445758stay strong bro
Nurse will get more points than Bouchard this season
>>157445880Shocking if true
>>157440460>>1574410032026 and you fags still post the same shit.
the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>157445896thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>157445896consistency is key
>>157445864see>>157445886
>>157444772>>157444845>>157444922>>157444952>>157444969>>157445151>>157445209the raped (raped faggot)
>>157445942good postsorry it'll likely send you on a 3day vacay though
The Houston Cowboys
>>157445979
>>157445972Hey trbKill yourself
oh great the raped fucking nigger is gonna spam jersey concepts and the same 10 posts because the NHL is expanding again
>>157446007VERY good post
>>157445972>>157446002thoughts on your loss to bud?
Can't you just behave for once
>>157446039get rid of trb first
Sweepstakes for shit like Shane Wright and Eeli Tolvanen to be your top 6 is why we should have less teams #rapeGaryBettman
>>157446039shouldn't you be off hunting or something?
This is a hockey thread for hockey friends
>>157446039I'm sorry Heikki but I didn't sleep well
>the Atlanta Pelicans
i cant believe theres still like 40 days left until we get hockeythese niggas get way too much time off
>>157446061this is like how the marduk institute selects pilots desu
I still doubt the average person makes 6 new friends a year
there shouldn't be a salary cap in hockey
>>157446124it'll be even less time when the 36th team gets, um... inflated? engorged?>when Gary is finally satiated
>>157446138Arguments for and against the salary cap are the greatest ledger of proof that the average American is absolutely stupid when it comes to basic economics
>>157446150Kill yourself
>>157446174unironically a good post
You know what I'm glad he took the Islanders away from getting absolutely humiliated by the hurricanes in 4 games. That idiot Lamoriello destroyed the Islanders long term by sitting on his ass and trading assets for garbage. But you wanna brag about sum Marc Gatcomb goal
might cook some meats later ON A GRILL instead of boiling them like you live in the Eastern bloc
>raw grilled meats
>>157446308woah we have someone who's doing something so ambitious
>grilled raw meats
>bud's raw 1
>>157446062Posting from outhouse
"Noooo I don't like that the entire league just wants to play for the Panthers/Golden Knights/Wild, we NEED to stop this!!!"Oh but I was told a salary cap fixes these problems.
>>157446383incredible how you left off Kotoma
irrelevant to the conversation.
>>157446398My first home is gonna be a literal armpit shoebox because the people who build housing are more interested in low income people than those who want to start their lives
Still waiting on how its magically beneficial for hockey to have a salary cap
>>157446406thats not /hoc/s problem your father didnt teach you how to take care of a house
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most important NHL franchise for a few reasons:1. The Gravity of Economics: If the Maple Leafs ceased to exist, the global economy would immediately collapse. Their ticket revenues essentially finance the rest of the league, the space program, and probably the GDP of small countries.2. The NHL's “Center of the Universe”: Toronto is not only the center of Canada; it is the spiritual capital of hockey. It is said that every time Auston Matthews laces up his skates, the entire hockey world shivers with delight.3. The Stanley Cup Drought is a Gift: Not having won since 1967 is not a failure, it is a sacrifice. They let other teams win out of pure charity to keep the sport alive in less significant cities (such as Las Vegas or Florida).4. Media Dominance: A sneeze from a fourth-line player in Toronto generates more news coverage than a hat trick by any other player in the league. If it's not in the Toronto Sun, did it even happen?5. Historical Sanctuary: The Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto for a reason. It's basically the Maple Leafs' trophy case, they've just chosen to share the space to be nice.6. Blue and White are the Colors of Hockey: The other teams only wear colors because they're not worthy of the royal blue hue. The ice is white just to honor the Leafs' away jersey.
>>157446467bud sr. bros... our parenting ability has been called into question...
yeah paid for the high end carwash
>>157446467Uh huh that's why a house is almost 1M for something decent, not including repair and mortgage rates.
>>157446498I did a poor job sanding my paintjob and if I go to a car wash all my paint will fall off
my house is not wheelchair accessible which means trb can't come inside
>>157446516you sound like the type of anon who calls a tow truck to change his flat tire.
>>157446548thats this entire general anon
>>157446563nah bud that's just you and copey
>>157446523jets fan?
>>157446568alright then, change your flat tire. go on now.
>>157446580>bud thinks having a flat tire is the default that's our bud, dumb as a stump
>assuming his tires are flat like that's just how is it for everyone
>>157446596Are you retarded?
>>157446603you thinking everyone drives around on a flat tire is somehow even more embarrassing than thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record kwab
>moving into a house not designed by lauren kyle
>>157446626who the fuck is insinuating that at all? I never said anything on how everyone is driving on a flat tire. Stop putting words in people's mouths. Oh wait, this is /hoc/ where basic reading comprehension is alien to everyone.
>>157446626
>>157446644you keep failing your driver's test because you don't know basic things like driving on a flat = bad. give your head a shake bud this is sad
my Lions :)
>>157446700WE ARE ALL CANUCKS
his Lions :)
>>157446704??
>>157446694Who the fuck said that at all?
>>157446721some asshole who was failing to get his CDL
what about that guy that failed to get his BDL (burrito delivery license)
0 hockey related posts. posed a pretty simple question to this general but you wanna talk about flat tires and what garbage cut of beef you'll cook on your 100 dollar grill that probably struggles to even cook meat.
>>157446752failed to get his BDL but succeeded in getting a TBI kwarb
I have a gay sex license
>>157446757tell us about the time you cooked your meat inside of trb on 04/17/2022
>>157446757you are free to start talking about hockey anytime you want.
>>157446777>>157446383herego onthe questions there
>>157446782>bud doesn't know what a question iscmtsu kwab
>>157446634I don't think i'll ever have lauren kyle house money unless mamdani lets her design the slums of new york city as part of mcdavid's rangers contract
0 flat tire or meat grilling related posts. posed a pretty simple question to this general but you wanna talk about hockey
its a hockey general you dumb faggot
>everybody wants to play for the mild>literally didnt even sign any free agents or make any trades all off seasonlol
This is a hockey thread, faggots
oh look the raped faggot wanted to join in too, how sweet>>157446817they did make signings
>>157446838thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>157446811where was the question you asked?
it is a hockey general for me its the flames
>>157446850oh yea how could i forget about all stars like calvin pickard
>>157446876its still something. This entire offseason was a gigantic waste of time. If only general managers weren't burdened by an arbitrary amount of money they could use...
>>157446890was that your question? you dont seem to really understand the difference between a statement and question? werent you supposed to be sent back by ice?
gifted a 1st overall and its a bust, lmfao
I was gonna ask a hockey question but I forgot
>>157446980much like you gifted trb a bust on 04/17/2022
I remembered: do playoff goals count toward regular season records?
>>157446998No
that wasn't my question. I was gonna ask why don't teams just circle around one person with the Puck to protect them so they can score?
>>157447074why did you capitalize puck?
>>157447074Teams do not use a "human shield" circle tactic in hockey because it is illegal under the interference and offside rules, physically impossible due to roster sizes, and highly vulnerable to defensive counterplay
>>157447084More like why haven't you killed yourself?
>>157447114excellent post
>>157447114very good post
Why did he capitalize puck?
>>15744713647 year old loser
/hoc/>A place for memesLove you, /hoc/>it's my favorite website>>>I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022>>>>Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery>>those wheels are slippery, lad>
>>157447178Incorrect
>>157447205are you 48 now?
>>157447220You would know if you'd ever seen my driver's license still not hockey related discussion, I'm afraid
>>157447234were still waiting for you to start the discussion
>>157447234You should kill yourself either way
>>157446817they gotta save 19 milly for quit hughes
>>157446568>>157446548cope i didn't do that nor did i use a guide or save states
>>157447242great post
Does /hoc/ have a recommended towing service?
>>157447299
>>157447328>Bud's>'s>'why are americans like this
>>157447328sounds like the man to call if I need to the directions to my nearest jalopy jungle
I wonder if the copester had to use a guide on how to call a tow truck
>>157446963
>>157447352the apostrophe indicates possession, it's standard amongst all dialects of english, you stupid esl
>>157447352>>157447352>>157447352>>157447352all possessive pronouns get the old ', lad>don't ask me why, i just work here
i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
>>157447473you don't work anywhere, rapey. that's why you're on welfare
>all possessive pronouns get an apostrophefactually incorrect fucking dumb retard
trb sr. was right to shut trb out of his will kwab
>>157447496kek what a raped no inheritance bitch
>>157447523Raped retard
he literally never shuts the fuck up
>wastes life being welfare bum>b-but i'm supposed to get the property!KWAB based trb sr. rugpulling the retard
>>157447518KWARNIB
>>157447583>dad opened my damn packagevs>dad left me out of his damn willanother 1 for bud kwarb
>>157447602kys
>>157447599Please God don’t joke about that. I need to be kept in my family’s will and to inherit money
>>157447590this is over with me HH
>>157447629maybe one day AI will figure out that people actually look at tvs
>>157447712and know what teams are
>>157447712it knows rapey doesn't actually watch any games
>>157447733kek what a nogames bitch
>>157447733kek what a fraudulent no inheritance no games watching raped bitch
>>157447712AI is smart like that I don't watch the game. I keep my eye on the real priority, posting.
>>157447772/hoc/ usually has better commentary on games then the schlubs on tv
not making the new one
>>157447805I'll be feeding /hoc/ into Claude audio generator this forthcoming season
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>>157444444Lmfao
