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Norwood Edition
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>cubs/doyers/mariners night games
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>8 hits
>1 run
that's the jays i know and love
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ITFCB
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Mets
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Mets need to win this game. I'm sorry White Sox fans, but we need this one (and the next 2)
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>>157435592
bastard bloody bastard you no pick my brain
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Is this nu tho?
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i'm homosexual and i love penis!!
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>>157435613
i agree with this post
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Bohm
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i'm not ready to apologize to alec bum or stop calling him alec bum but the corn has clearly had a positive effect
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more like charlie mackadoodoo lmao
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We never lose wearing green.
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not great when Benge squanders an AB :(
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>>157435624
that doesn't track
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Grom
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>>157435645
>not great when Benge squanders an AB :(
Put together incredible AB’s and do what he needs to in order to push runs across.
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I was just kidding before, please God don't trot Nunez out there in a tie game against these thumping Sox
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ha ha phaggots
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>>157435662
usually yes but he froze twice this inning. chalk it up to a tricky extension & release point with a lot of horizontal movement
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Yankees win!
/mlb/ loses
Say the line /mlb/
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Shame it was Bohm who hit that. Now his retard reddit defenders won’t shut up
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fuck you
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>murakwabi
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Lavender dealt
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no one cares jankeepaco
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kirsten looking extra cute today :)
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>9 hits, 1 run
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>>157435683
Bohm is a fucking bum
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I'm crashing out bros
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say the line /mlb/
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can i see that contreras home run again
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its a big day for doggie doo baseball!!!!
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>>157435705
Was it a homer..
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>>157435689
our offense has shriveled up unfortunately. Sox seem to have a surprisingly good bullpen
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BUNTCHADS RISING UP IN MIAMI
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>women umps
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>yawning at 10pm
is it over for me bros? am I officially old?
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>>157435726
gnats are done
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>>157435734
its over
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m's in a few
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>>157435734
get a stout flick to your balls with a finger. you'll snap right back to attention.
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>>157435743
>i'm that +4
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embarrassing nats
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>>157435748
They got knocked around a bit by the Brewers. I expect they'll be angry and wanting revenge and comeuppance so they're going to sweep this
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>gnats
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CMARN METS ITS NOW OR NEVER WERE NOT GONNA HAVE A BULLPEN TOMORROW SMOKE EM RIGHT HERE
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Let's all give those cubbies a chance.
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>>157435715
yea been a bit toothless in these later innings
not good
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PICKLE YAMS ON THE MOUND TONIGHT
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Back in my day, they used to talk about how a pitcher “scattered” 9 hits in 7 innings of 1 run ball. What happened to scattering? It’s just not in the sports journalist vocabulary anymore
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Mariners will be fine. There will not be another 22-0.
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>>157435759
>they're going to sweep this
i need whatever you're smoking
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>>157435766
he's got the best signature song as I've gotten used to hearing it
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why do the royals helmets look like 90s bowling balls
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solid AB that
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PCA
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ATTA BOY LUBO STEAL A BASE
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PETEY POUNDER
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kek gg cubbies
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Come on Baty hit dat ball
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30-0 loss incoming tune in
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jesus christ pca, just give him the mvp now
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kade is on tomorrow and is probably the only reason to watch for the rest of the season, was fun having a late game today but now it's all over with, see you guys tomorrow
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it's over
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>>157435732
I want to defend women being umpires but statistically she is fucking awful
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Pirates are cheating already
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Alvy is incapable of laying off a high heater
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I hope we don't see much shitposting with this cubbie and mariners series
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>Alvy swinging at everything and missing
>everyone else watching strikes go by
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We're playing tonight!
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Okay I'm turning it off now. Gonna go watch Hard Knocks or whatever my wife wants to watch. lol I'll see you /if/ the rally happens.
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gonna go goon until we are winning
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BREGGY BEAR BLAST!
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>>157435816
small price to pay for diversity
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>>157435838
HOOCHIE MAMA
HUMMINA HUMMINA
AWOOOOOOOOGA
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>>157435824
>>157435836
Yeah /we/ aren't going to be watching kek. The last Hard Knocks was good though.
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Mets brought out the jumping guy
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>>157435759
You were saying?
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Happ slapp!
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If Seattle was a true big city, their fans would be booing this team off the field.
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So far today all of the bad teams have won, but now most of the good teams are winning!
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walktani
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>>157435838
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>>157435832
yay!
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K E K
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stupid bird teams need to stop losign the yanks
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>jumping for a ball
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>sox fans booing jump man
kek
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Yan is so funny when it's a called a ball and he jumps
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fuck that jefry yan clown
mets i need you to win this without him
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>>157435875
no Met left behind fella
(except for Vientos)
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the fuck timmy gon do?
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>>157435699
He is but that doesn’t stop the analytics bros
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>we all need the clowns to make us smile
the yanimal experience
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>>157435880
yea I prefer Young at 1B over him at this point
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>>157435881
he walks to lead off the inning in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game
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>>157435881
lmao
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>>157435844
Lawd amighty. Sauce?
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You suck Luisangel
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>>157435897
@mandypandyx
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please Yan just get us the fuck out of this inning PLEASE
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guess pages really is banned from challenging
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>>157435875
I think he fits the Mets identity of clownish behavior.
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I'm sharting again go phils
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>>157435905
OH N-
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TIGERS AGENT JAKE ROGERS!
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>mest
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fuck
gg Whites Ox fun game
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fucking Yan man
looks like Ewing almost had it too
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KWAB

POPE SOX WALK IT OFF
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Yanbros...
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how quickly those antics are going to backfire
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MUNCED
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MUNCED
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That was definitely some Vasil magic
There was no way that was possible without some crazy ass hocus pocus
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MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER
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Yan should lay on the ground or kneel if he gives up a home run.
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GET MUNCED
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that fuckin fatty!
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that's my third baseman
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>>157435931
>incoherent sobbing
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Munced
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>>157435921
yea pretty close to snagging it
>Yan kek
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yan is cursed by the ancestors of traditional baseball
fuck him, knew i couldnt put my faith in that clown
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>>157435937
kek
I don't mind his exuberance but Idk if he's gonna cut it next season. seems to have the most hittable 100 MPH fastball in the league
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gg popesox
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M U N C E D
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There’s like a fat version of roiding, and Muncy is doing it
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>>157435953
kek is she losing her tampons all over Rate Field?
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>>157435953
loling at all her shit flying out of her backpack
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>>157435955
he should land like this if he doesn't get the call
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PRRRRRRT
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>>157435968
4got pic
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crazy how clearly this game went from smooth sailing to getting bashed over the head with barely a counterpunch landed
gg White Sox. but we still need the series
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PRRRRRRRRT
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Alvy concerns me bros
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>>157435965
she might get HIV if she uses that tampon now
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>>157435973
>>157435978
rent free lmao
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>>157435953
I swear to god if this girl does NOT find all the shit she dropped from her purse by tomorrow, the White Sox wouldn't win a game ever again.
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>>157435977
>clearly
quickly*
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Need some webms of Yan there
Did he jump after that walk off?
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kek doggie doos
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>>157435977
Manaea was giving up hard contact all night, was only a matter of time before it caught up. Back to back to back is brutal tho.
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coach prime ape
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>>157435983
adios padrepaco
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>>157435930
i give real source 70% of the time, just got to throw some wild goose chases in to keep you guys honest
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>>157435912
This is so fitting
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>Sox down 4-0
>go for a run
>Sox win 6-4 with Pope magic
get fukt mest
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>>157435997
adios mark walter
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red sox won the jake rodgers trade
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>>157435838
momokun looks like THAT now???
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>>157435981
let's be honest, our lineup is kinda ass
Ewing, Benge, Lindor, Bichette. Soto of course once he's healthy
Semien is around a .650 OPS
Baty is struggling
Alvarez is in an atrocious cycle
Robert Jr. obviously has tools but can't seem to put it together consistently
Polanco was so bad that he's essentially a non-factor
Vientos was disgusting
Young serves us better as a platoon 1B against lefties imho rather than everyday
Torrens is great for the team and has been clutch but I doubt he can be an everyday offensive bat

basically bottom half of the lineup is free outs rn

>>157435995
true. I can respect Green being gutsy by leaving him in there but our offense also went out with a whimper. and frankly we only scored 2 of those runs because of an awful error by the Sox CF
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>>157436010
Favorite actor Deneghy
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kek MESTizos raped and gaped
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Yoshi
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>>157436040
>against lefties
against righties*
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lol they're actually giving him a standing ovation
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>>157436036
>yfw Jordan Hicks had a huge inning as well
Aside from blowing the game at wrigley which was more the fault of the ump and his catcher, Hicks has been NAILS
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>MEST
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>walkoff home run on Elvis night
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Bregman home run.

Mariner.
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>>157436040
agree with everything there
Robert Jr has been an odd one for me all season
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>Angels-Rangers
Neither of these shit ass teams want to win
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>whiter than you o algo
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>>157435953
Uhh cubs girls, our response?
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His name is Kyle and he prances on the field
Strikes again at this home stand
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>>157436094
cubs girls have nothing to worry about
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>>157436094
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>>157436043
finally one of my Dennehy webums gets a (You)
I need more Chicago anons to be Dennehyposting
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>>157436099
What do you call this dance?
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>>157436094
*starts a rumour about her at school*
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>SNLA trying to talk up what a quality franchise the fraudgers are
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Go Mariners!
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>>157436108
We ancient and we here forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
>18 years ago
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I have family from Australia visiting tomorrow at noon. This is not a joke. How do you keep Aussies entertained? Should I take them to Outback Steakhouse for a Bloomin' Onion?
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raleighian
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Get the fuck back in here Marinerbros
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

TIE BALLGAME
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>>157436111
>>157436100
This is literally what I think when I see and hear this
https://youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM
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oh shit mariner surging
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>>157436132
alcohol, gambling, and outdoor activities in the sunshine

(I don't know any aussies, that's just my perception of them)
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DUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP
TIE GAME
>TIE GAME
TIE GAME
>TIE GAME
TIE GAME
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>>157436132
just chuck them a couple of tins of VB, a pack of Winfield Blues and put the cricket on
you'll be fine
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>>157436132
get them posting on here
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>>157436132
make sure you have plenty of fosters beer
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>>157436122
perhaps the greatest sports song ever written, he somehow condensed the feeling of a hot muggy summer day in the city daydrinking and grilling with the lads into a 4 minute track
BEARS
HAWKS
SOX
BULLS
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baseball
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>>157436146
This kek
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I'm... Peff Jassan
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I hope Kyle Tucker pays for every single team dinner.
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>>157436132
if this genny has taught me anything it's that aussies enjoy gay pornography
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SOMEBODY POST THE RALEIGH STICKMAN DRAWING
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>>157436158
>pay the golden goose
>he lays eggs
what did you expect?
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>>157436158
but enough about ohtranny
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>>157436148
It is certainly a time capsule but also stays timeless capturing this city so well
It sticks with me forever and I always list my teams as Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
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FLYOVER RBI
>FLYOVER RBI
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FLYOVER SLAP
MARINERS TAKE THE LEAD
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>>157436132
you better have a pool or beach nearby or else youre in for trouble
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>>157436165
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>>157436149
why does this keep happening?
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>late
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
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>>157436132
did you remind them that it's summer time?
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>>157436142
>>157436145
>>157436146
>>157436147
Noted on the beer. No smoking in/around my house, sorry. I do have one of those black boxes with a million channels so I'll search for some cricket.
I think maybe I'll take them to a Thai place or something. Something they can't get back home all that easily.
>>157436163
Thankfully, they are heterosexual. It's my aunt and her son.
>>157436180
That's not a bad idea. We'll see if they're up for it. Thanks!
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Go-Get-'Em Mariners
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>>157435850
YOU WERE SAYING?
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BACK STATUS MARINERS???
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>giving up a homerun to cal raleigh in 2026
scuba kek
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>>157436199
It's still over however no longer so shamefully.
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>>157436132
Toss some shrimp on the barbie
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>>157436195
>No smoking in/around my house
this is a rastafari general thobeit
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>>157436194
aussie summers are hotter than your summer, I assure you
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>>157436195
>I think maybe I'll take them to a Thai place or something. Something they can't get back home all that easily.
kek, you do realise we're on asia's doorstep right? you're better off taking them to the best mexican place you know, we get that here too but i doubt its as good as in the US
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more like scams on the hill
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>>157436221
irie
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>>157436224
mexican food is shit, you mean tex-mex
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>>157436138
I forgot there was a time when the Onion was actually clever and funny.
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>>157436224
I don't know where Asia is
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>>157436235
that sounds like a cement
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>>157436240
She's usually found in the Gremory household next to Issei.
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yay error yayy
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>>157436221
why does this cartoon look like Andy Six?
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>>157436224
>taking them to the best mexican place you know
pray he isn't living in east flyoverville
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>>157436240
anyone can miss Asia, all tucked away down there
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CUBBIE-DOOS. kek.
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>>157436249
xD
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>>157436245
well when you say beer can it sounds like bacon
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>>157436172
based as fuck
I think it helps that his complaints about the Burrs could have been heard in any bar or on any sports radio show since and you wouldn't know which year the song was released
I miss Skilling though...
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>>157436256
is he still a meme on /b/?
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MARINERS!
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>>157436258
simpsonspie, is that you?
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>>157436275
I don't know what you mean, he was a meme?
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>third base is still useless
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Attabop breggy
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>>157436258
>>157436249
you cheeky fuckers
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>>157436287
nvm. can't tell if you're fucking with me or not.
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How have Mariners pitchers not killed themselves over this defense?
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>>157436266
source?
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>>157436280
just a fan
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>>157435863
>>>157436254
I'm so happy.
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>>157436287
>>157436256
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fed 'em
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>>157436305
They're punished enough :(
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9th inning, last chance for romance
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singletani
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Cole Young, only Mariner worth a damn.
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>>157436318
can no longer tell if it's insanity or comforting to know some things don't change
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>>157436224
Yeah fair point. I live in NYC so maybe we'll start off with some gourmet deli sandwiches.
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here comes the doyerspam
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>>157436340
like a bodega?
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>>157436274
You are one based Redditor.
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ketel and ohtani linked up need it or sneed it?
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inb4 gidpgers
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>>157436345
Nah, real Italian delis that make heroes using imported meats and cheeses
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>>157436305
learning through suffering
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>>157436349
is he with a tranny? down bad
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It's a bird! It's a plane!
No it's Wolverpeen!
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Pages is kill, no way his hand isn't fucked after that
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the players weekend patches are about to fall off his fuckin hat they couldn't even bother to heatpress the things correctly
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gay dandyson kek
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>>157436376
honestly what can't major league baseball fuck up in the current year? how embaricing.
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>>157436369
looks like it could be his mum?
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Boid is dealing.
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Pages is one tough mfer
Has he ever shown any emotion at all?
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>>157436388
nah I sent her a text last night
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GRAND SLAM MUNCY
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>>157436382
lmao
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>>157436348
I wish that were true and I hadn't been on this site a soul crushing number of years
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Today's loss hurt, Metsbros. I know it's unrealistic to think we can still squeak into the Wild Card race but I really wanted us to mash the rest of the season and see if we could actually do the unthinkable. But we just have so many holes. :(
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>how embaricing
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>>157436349
Ketel is moving to the Dodgers—wow, that's huge
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mookie slap!
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mookie slappy!
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mookie slap!
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>>157436376
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mookie wasn't a bum
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Dookie Shitts is finally useful at the plate
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>>157436340
Get yourself a nice pastrami with a pickle.
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>>157436399
that's from the rice president cumtown bit
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>booba chandelier
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>>157436407
>>157436409
>>157436409
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>>157436430
AI fags... make it happen.
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>>157436425
Nobody knows what that is.
>>
GUZMAN
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If you combined the Miami team and Seattle team, you'd be a fan of the Marliners.
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>>157436421
and there it is
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>>157436434
nice try Andrew Yang, everyone remembers that speech
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Kelly slap
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I know what that is tho
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Cubtrannies and doyerpacos playing at the same time. I dont think this thread could get any worse.
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watch your own game poodrepacos
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ABS kinda lame
all baseball is now is challenges
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no...NO!!!
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>>157436452
based real cash dollar bill money mentality chad
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>>157436475
without the dodgers there would be no genny
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AIEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS CUBSISTERS
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>moron go broke
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IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MOOKIE
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>>157436452
Where's my thousand dollars, chinaman?
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watch your own game doyerpacos
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>>157436503
For me, it's the one with Dennis Hopper.
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I DON'T WANT THAT GAY BOBBLEHEAD GRRRRRRR
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I'm a cubs fan and I would trade pca for andy pages
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>>157436505
too many irshues
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>>157436482
You can be like my team and lose both their challenges in the first inning.
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Jerry you fucking shit why didn't you pay Bregman?
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cubger
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>>157436536
o what the HELL IS THIS NOW?!
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how embaricing
>>
kek
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Going to Wienerschnitzel. You guys want anything?
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it be on 82s
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PCA vs ohtani for the MVP is DESTROYING the myth of the cubgers
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>>157436548
do they have hamburgers?
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>>157436542
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>>157436536
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>>157436548
wouldn't mind a nice piece of ass
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PCA? What's his ERA?
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discords out in force tonight
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>>157436567
it would be funnier if you were being ironic
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>>157436548
currywurst
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Buschie Bear Bop
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>>157436561
>>157436460
Is this a bit from the guy who had the stroke in his 30's?
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>>157436559
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>>157436548
I'll take one Weinerschnitzel
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>>157436573
It's an important factor in BBWA voting.
briankenny.jpg
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>>157436559
steamed hams*
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i have a feeling the dodgers are going to get walked off tonight
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Joyce just throwing 103 mph fastballs knowing they can't hit that shit
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Would be really funny if they just gave Jacob Misiorowski MVP instead.
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>>157436382
K E K
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>>157436559
a Krusty burger, that doesn't sound too appetizing...
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>>157436583
he was a chinese guy from flurshing who invented ebay for pussy
>>
position player in colorado
gards beat that pussy up
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>>157436595
I spoke too soon, god damn it Ben
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What ever happened to Tim Anderson? is he still playing in the mlb?
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That was a NASTY sweeper.
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>>157436597
the seethe would be incalculable kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLVPTtQk0Y
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I have it on good authority that Aleksa Mink is a Cubs fan
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>>157436602
>flurshing
There's no way that's a real neighborhood.
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I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
GG rangers
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>ANLELS
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More like MVPrimate.
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instant replays of errors should have sound effects, like bonk, zing, boing, etc.
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>>157436628
First tim- oh... sorry.
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>>157436382
lol
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AHHHH~
AH LOVE THE COLORFUL CLOTHES YOU WEAR
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TEO IS A BUM, NO GLOVE, SHIT BAT, 60IQ BUM
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fucking doyers
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>>157436637
You didn't have blooper videos on VHS growing up and it shows.
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>>157436563
Best I can do is a meatless bun with only chili
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>>157436637
my dad used to have a VHS tape called football funnies that used to do exactly that
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>>157436646
nah coach he got the 2nd fastest sprint speed on the team!
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>>157436646
at least he's been getting on base lately
>>
I need to be milked
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>>157436637
>>157436652
>>157436656
My favorites were the whacky ones resulting in death or serious injury.
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>>157436662
go Cubs btw
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>>157436662
are you cowspie?
>>
UH OH DOYERJUANITOS
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>>157436674
are you the spiemer?
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I need to be bagged up and squeezed until every drop is gone.
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>>157436675
Look in the mirror pal
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SCUBA BALK
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>>157436662
there was an anime game I was playing that all the girls would turn into cows and you had to milk them and if you fucked them the milk was worth even more
>>
Why does ohtani always yell or wave apologetically whenever he fouls off to the side? it feels like very performative orientalism
does he bow to the ump every time he comes on too?
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please just be day to day with a bruise :(
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>>157436684
Now what?
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man one of the worst parts of getting older is feeling like the summer's ending before it truly started
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>>157436697
His whole stick is performative, look how he holds the bat like a katana.
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>>157436371
I was right, Pages is Deadge
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>>157436697
>does he bow to the ump every time he comes on too?
unironically yes he does he literally does a helmet nod to the ump every single AB
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RANDY BLOOP
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>>157436697
>does he bow to the ump every time he comes on too?
not anymore because people stop making a big deal about it. most japs are performative not earnest
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>>157436697
He's lashing out because the walls are closing in.
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>Zac Veen
>walkout song is FE!N
kek, thats kino
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fuck you mlb.tv with your shitty buffering REEEEEEEEEE
>>
Going to Adam and Eve after finishing at Weinerschnitzel
You guys want anything?
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>>157436726
Cablechads own ya!
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>>157436727
I do need a new vibrating cock ring
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>>157436727
one chastity cage, please! the wifey will be thrilled :)
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>>157436717
honor and respect are alien concepts to brown and toids
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gards win
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>>157436727
penis costume
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scuba kek
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>>157436727
Not Adam and Steve that's for sure.
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>>157436733
no...NO!!!
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>>157436727
I miss old school porn shops being around
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>>157436737
you forgot your vpn, private paco
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>doyerpaco seething about PCA again

I wonder if he's going to khs when the trumps finalize the purchase of the doyers
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>>157436752
you'll come to understand one day lil fella
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>>157436750
The absolute shame of the guys coming out of the video rooms was really something. I only ever went with friends to buy an inflatable sheep as a gag gift for a Polish girl amusingly enough named Ewa.
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>>157436759
>>157436756
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>>157436737
/r/npb has better bushido discussion
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>>157436753
Everything about PCGay is performative homo-ism. His parents being actors trained him to hog the spotlight and headline farm. He can absolutely ball out, but it's a shame he's such a fag.
>>
did Counsell just get tossed?
what happened?
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>>157436753
That's right.
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>>157436767
>>157436756
same poster btw
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>>157436750
i miss scrambled porn
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kek toids malding about that one
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>>157436621
cocaine is bad for you
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>>157435913
7 game win streak lfg
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>>157436765
My Baystars are gonna win it all this year.
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>>157436765
>talk about harry caray all day
I can't believe the nips are such cubbie fans.
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>>157436727
2 cock rings (large), 1 riley reid fleshlight, and a prostate stimulator.
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>>157436778
source? even just a lil customary key bump before the 6th hole?
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Dan, god damnit, just let him get the QS.
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>>157436750
I work near one and there's legit random sluts walking in and out there in the middle of the day... fat coomers, random dudes in fancy cars and then your average chud.
it's a wild wasteland
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Where's the Wincinnati faggot?
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>>157436761
>I only ever went with friends
same, and it was always as a wing man. I couldn't imagine going there on your own.
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>>157436811
don't lie, you've gone in the back
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>>157436818
He died in a tragic skyline accident.
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>>157436778
>cocaine is bad for you
one line a week is harmless
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>>157436811
>>157436821
makes me think of that image the faggot posted the other day about the glory hole
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>>157436831
And it doesn't count if taken orally.
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Who is your favorite /mlb/ poster and why?

For me, it's Kiwimet. He's a true fan through thick and thin and always fun to chop it up with. Plus he's a based family man.
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>>157436836
The Gloryoles?
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>>157436840
for me it's lexplorer
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>>157436840
that's just jffm wearing makeup
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>>157436836
I just assumed we'd all been
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>>157436850
is this blackface?
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>>157436840
>Who is your favorite /mlb/ poster
reckerposters
pfma posters
icsamcrn posters
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>>157436840
he's a good dude. I like a lot of the regulars here. there are a few I'd stuff in a cannon and fire into the sun.
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>>157436824
no...NO!!!
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>>157436836
kek
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>>157436857
Who!!
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>>157436847
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>>157436840
I say we give the psychogang a chance
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>>157436840
for me it's anyone who posts pics from the ballpark
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>>157436857
good luck achieving exit velocity with a cannon, nimrod!
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>>157436840
beware kiwi flags, they're an insidious bunch
before you know it they're posting ai pics of your waifu
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>>157436868
I would bet it's the Yankee guy constantly reminding about the 27 rings.
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>>157436869
sorry i meant tennsnake
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>>157436883
catapult into the ocean, then
>>
So the Cubs are basically out of the divisional race and will be 2 game swept at Wrigley by either the Phillies or the Padres?
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>>157436877
check'd & mutually agree'd (for ballplayer's)
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>>157436840
anyone who apologizes profusely when they've been wrong. shows real character imho.
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>>157436857
Do I avoid the cannon? I'm one of the optimistic Mets bloggers that types essays about the roster every few days.
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>>157436850
is this duckface?
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>>157436840
>>157436857
aw shucks x
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>>157436909
I'm sorry
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>>157436901
let's not count out the rockies
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>>157436858
I liked it on a coney dog. It's superior to Nalley beanless, or Stag beanless, or Hormel beanless.
>>
i like the sneks lad, hes always been nice
theres a doyerpaco that i have a deeper connection with too
also dane makes me lol
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i mixed strawberry quik and chocolate ovaltine. it sucks
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>>157436870
are those the people that post the teddy bear girl gifs
that's a weird habit
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>>157436892
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>>157436912
I was being hyperbolic because I have a pinhead sized zit on my lip that's sore and causing me to tear up. I wouldn't harm a fly irl.
>>157436915
bae <3
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>>157436909
A thousand pardons...
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>>157436925
this nigga not eatin beans
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>>157436901
Yes, I truly hope that is the case
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>>157436912
I appreciate your posts lad x
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>>157436928
kek
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>>157436927
Snekslad and Berdsbro are on point
I like the Dodger anon who doesn't take winning for granted. He's probably losing his mind over this Mark Walters shitshow
the Dane seems bitter. not good for the soul
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>>157436879
webbum?
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Everyone agrees, the thread outside of y*nks are good people.
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>>157436912
i was about to post earlier about how it always makes me smile how the mets posters try to dissect whats going wrong with their cursed team
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>>157436931
sorry i meant CINwillWIN
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>>157436909
that's my bad
>>
it's the wankers I can't stand
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>>157436941
thanks man, always fun posting here with y'all. tough game today but it is what it is. we can't count on miracle runs but we can keep supporting the boys
based Luis dressed like it's his first day of elementary school kek
>>
to live and die in LA
>>
>4 out speier
Dan what are you doing? You never do this Dan. Are you planning a Ruckering next time PCA is up? Dan?
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>>157436929
I don't know
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>>157436946
>the Dane seems bitter
cultural differences. being grouchy is seen as a sign of maturity in a lot of countries
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>>157436961
just have to wear an astros hat, apparently
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>>157436929
I honestly have no idea...
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Attaseiya
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>>157436955
That's more like it.
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>>157436953
lol thanks, we don't have much else to do
Idk if you're the Aussie that's really into porn or the Kiwi transplant (who I believe is a Mets fan) but always good to have you around brother
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>>157436929
you now remember when dancing bear threads existed
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>>157436970
wtf is wrong with people, fr? he was a retard, but god damn.
>>
>>157436929
I really couldn't tell ya
>>
>cubes
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>>157436976
im a kiwi transplant but im the gards fan
also im not "really into porn" you just kept trying to get me to comment on pornstars you motherfucker
i just appreciate women and the female form
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>>157436933
damn that sucks. hope it clears up overnight anon
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>>157436982
the beary poster was unhinged
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gn
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>>157436976
also there is another aussie that posts here infrequently. he drops in for 2 posts and then pisses off again, dunno who he supports
(theres also the gayporn poster from /afl/ that has a vendetta for me because i shit up his thread)
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>>157436992
kek. there are greater tragedies in life but ty just the same.
>>
GG Dads
Time to go to the store and get some beer, what kind of beer do guys want me to get for ya'll?
>>
what did the mlb marketing department mean by this?
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>>157436960
yea pretty disappointing, but nothing we're not used to kek
I love that pic of Luis lol, he looks so happy and wholesome :)
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>>157436991
>i just appreciate women and the female form
so say we all
so you're the Bazzana truther. hope your boy turns out around soon. always a blast to watch a prospect you're rooting for go on a tear. Cards fans must be loving Baez rn
>>
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>>157436961
IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY
EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY
I HAVE TO PIECE MY LIFE TOGETHER
EVERYTIME YOU'RE AWAY
IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY

I WONDER WHY I LIVE ALONE HERE
I WONDER WHY WE SPEND THESE NIGHTS TOGETHER
IN THIS ROOM I'LL LIVE MY LIFE FOREVER
I WONDER WHY IN LA
TO LIVE AND DIE IN LA
>>
Peff lied baseball died
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>>157436002
:(
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>>157436753
Found the gook. You guys make it too easy
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>>157437003
Beak Breaker double IPA please
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>>157437018
heckin' updoot that, amigo
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>>157437027
>>157437027
>>157437027
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>>157437006
he's the man. I really hope we keep him through his contract. his defense and game calling and attitude are all so good. I miss him so much every time we have Alvy in a game taking the ugliest hacks
also did you see this? Jared fucking Young! maybe he does deserve a full season at 1B. at minimum, gotta think he'll be the long platoon guy with Polanco playing at first against lefties?
>>
>>157437003
I'm going to fuck this mouse
>>
>>157437031
>nick kurtz
no way that's a real name
>>
>>157437018
peff makes ya seethe bitch
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>>157437040
Kurtz is a beast. he won ROY last year and was mashing this year until he got hurtz
>>
mother fucker cleverly threw his back arm in the way of the ball
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>>157436927
sup aussiebro
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>>157435881
walk it off
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>kyle hurt



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