News> Russell Westbrook retired> Jaylen Brown's IQ increased by 2 points> Wemby choked again> Klay Thompson to Miami Heat> DeMar DeRozan to Denver NuggetsLatest: >>157382374WNBA: >>157406170
If LeBron not the goat him going to Philly wouldn’t bother yall that much.
>>157436400Andre Miller the most unathletic player. He addressed everybody by their full name
>>157436481He isn'tIt doesn't
Looks like Derozan is going to the nuggies
>>157436481Nigga needa retire so NBA can change the rules back since they won’t need to accommodate his lack of skills
only black retards hate on andre miller
>>157436744least jokic-complementary player i can think if? hed be great as 6th man i guess. idk if he knows how to do a handoff with jok or cut on time/run around off ball. jokic highlights with serbia recently show again how good he is with determined cutters.
>>157436815>determined cutters.cutting and passing is for whiteboys who lack talent
>>157436400Andre Miller was an excellent Blazer. He dropped 52
>>1574368156th man isn't a real role anymore and DeRozan doesn't make the rotation at all for the majority of NBA teams. Dude is just ass now
How many rings do you think the Wemby/Castle/Harper Spurs are going to win?
>>157436999toss him on the Blazers for the title run this year.
>>1574370121
>>157437012Only a couple. Portland has the Wemby problem solved.
>>157436400>brazillian posts the best /nba/ general in a long whileaverage modern nba enjoyer
>>157436866t.jalen green
>>157437145hooper
the real hoopers hustle
>>157436815Yeah, he doesn't fit with jokic, but the nuggets are desperate now
Where's Pilgeous?
>>157437498Higher than Puka
Shoutout my label thats me
inshallah embiid will bring one home to the land
Rui is holding/streaming a homecoming in Japan lmao
>>157437934He’s not Japanese
>>157438004Idk if you follow Japanese basketball, it's full of blasians and africans who speak Japanese from middle school to the pros.
>>157437498>joker at the topthis is some analytical white bullshit
>>157438062remember they stopped caring about PER when Embiid set the record
Serious question, how will this legal battle affect Luka's performance on the court this season?
>>157438253per is a usage stat
>>157438253What record? Unless he has the record playing 22 games in a season or something?
>>157438382taking more shots means youre better. idk, thats why they discredit nash too
>>157438261Demon mode
>>157438261white women are more dangerous than the typical hispanic and black woman
>>157438406Nash probably should’ve been more aggressive with his shot. The game was already so open because of the Suns shooters and Nash’s playmaking ability so the space for more shot creation was there. Sadly while he was crafty with layups and such his lack of athleticism limited what he could do finishing around the rim. Would’ve been different with modern spacing. It’s also too bad about that one series (2007?) where Horry gave Nash a hip check and ultimately costed the Suns the championship. Things like that happen however
>>157438524He stepped up his scoring during the playoffs
>>157438467The hoe is literally a Spanish
>>157438565Why is she living in Slovenia then?
>>157438581A thing called immigration
>>157438861Why the fuck would she stay there after leaving Luka and not go back to Spain?
>>157438914Because she moved to Slovenia with her family as a kid? She's lived most of her life here
Why do teams keep giving Larden obscene ammounts of money?
>>157437169I wore #5 in highschool because of Fernandez and even modeled my game after him
>>157438261>Now she left him and wants $50 millionWe don't know if that's true. He could have cheated on her and then told her to fuck off. We don't know the full story
>>157439748ahh I thought they met when Luka was living in Spain
>>157438524Yeah Nash maybe could have hunted 3's a bit more but they'd of had to change their system some. He'd of also had to encorporate a stepback 3 off those pick and rolls with Amare but a true stepback 3 like we see today from guys was very rare for his time. Now every lead ball handler has to know how to do it.
>>157437498What does 'on ball gravity' even mean on this chart? It gets a numerical value but there's no explenation
>>157437498>Kevin Porter Jr., Cam Spencer and Andrew Nembhard have more 'on ball gravity' than JokicRetarded chart
>>157440284Nah Luka ironically moved to Spain one year after he met. Because Real Madrid scouted him.
we gon git a ring with defrozen
>>157440486Cock ring?
>>157438581>>157438914dude are you always so naive? the slovenian retard is trolling you
>>157440296>every ballhandler nowadays needs a step back Crazy how the game has evolved from that standpoint. It used to be that only a handful of guys (Manu and Brandon Roy come to mind) had that in their repertoire.
its over
>>157442409If he wasn't on OKC, nobody would rate him.
Banner 4 incoming lads
>>157442409he already got his bag, don't expect him to improve now
>>157442409He's so slow for his build, you'd expect him to have a lot more athleticism and explosion.
>>157441978Yeah in Nashs era it was if you had a pull up jumper from midrange and the fadeway from the post, like Kobe, Dirk, KG, RIP Hamilton and Wade had, and which LeBron developed later. It's also expected everyone can shoot 3s now, back then you had 'specialist' guys for that.
>>157442483I wonder what his statline would look like on another team. I actually don't think it'd be that different. Him getting a max is criminal. Presti may make very good and measured trades but his draft record is a little spotty and some of his contracts like this Chet one aren't going to age well.
>>157441248Lol, wrong VPN?
>>157443359It's always funny relizing their are actual real life humans who take drama and conflict on 4chan so seriously they commit to seperate VPNs and IPs to samefag just to come off as 'winning' or right. Sometimes I wonder if this general is only like 8 people total.
>>157443542Inceltic is 6 of them.
Klay Thompson on the Heat will be like Ray Allen was. Title incoming baybee!
>>157443359svež zrak ne bi škodil tvoji prazni glavi
>>157445122fake
LeBron turns 42 years old this year and he's still getting up that high
Luke would never cheat
>>157445269nearly 7ft man dunks the ball woah!!!!!!!!!!!!
only mj got ppl saying losing in the first round more impressive than making the finals
>>157445269Its over for the league, 76 win team.
>>157445269LePEDs in the commercial
>>157442409>>157442718>>157443224the problem is chet is a hartenstein babby so he can play pf and "bully" guys who aren't 7 footers as welldudes a bitch and if the thunder didn't get IH they don't win a ring
>>157445122Nice attempt at Google Translate. Too bad nobody talks like that here.
>>157445269PEDs are crazywith medical advancements who knows how far the next guy who's allowed to take 10 million dollars worth of designer drugs a year while everybody pretends not to nootice is gonna play to
>>157440244Remember the cautionary tale of tiger woods hanging out with MJ. Luka was probably a family man then started hanging with the wrong crowd and picked up bad habits.
>>157441978Players like Kobe & Iverson had step backs in their repertoire too, a lot of scoring guards did but they couldn’t get away with extra steps back then so they looked cleaner. If Harden or SGA attempt a step back, they take like 4 steps.
>>157441978>Push defender >Jog backwards 4 steps>Fall down if you missAyo crazy how much more skilled players are today frfrfr lmao fire emoji 100% okay emoji with a brown hand
>>157446004morda vi, priseljenci z juga, res ne
>>157446483>comparing literal whos (aside from sgay) to a top 10 player all timeoldheads especially kobrfags are so disingenuous its not even funny
>>157446565Ayo Anthony Edwards would be better than Michael Jordan if he played in the 90s
>>157446576
>>157446594he's spitting facts, Anthony Edwards will be the greatest player to walk this earth.
>jermal
>>157446565they're all scoring plays though which means those hilariously pathetic and embarrassing travels resulted in 2 points in the most skilled era
>>157436400I need Wemby's pussy in my bbc~
> main star having problem with a woman > about to sign modern day Shaq next offseason> CP3 as coach soonIs the Lakers repeating Kobr and Shaw, but white, with Luka and Jokic?>inb4 muh defenseThere is no defense in the current NBA
If I rolled KD at SF instead we’d have gone 82-0
>>157446884If you had picked KD your team would have chemistry problems and KD would be diminishing everything you did after he left the team
Meal~
How can someone watch LBJ dominate the NBA for 23 year straight without any retirements the mental toughness alone is astounding. MJ retired 3x in 15 seasons because he was mentally fatigued his words. Nobody likes to mention how KOBE played 20yrs but only has 1 MVP and LBJ won 4 while KOBE was playing! Straight bodied Kobe for those jawns
>>157436744>It's Denver's annual "we're painted into a corner and can't make any legit moves so here's the cheapest washed vet with name recognition we could find" signing
>>157447050>the mental toughness alone is astoundingNot really. He is driven by butthurt because he will never be at the level of the best players in history. That's why he is now chasing all the records that no one cares about. He is literally obsessed, mentally ill
>>157447050>dominate
>>157447056Yeah, hence why i said this >>157437180
>>157447050you guys are bringing up a player who hasnt played basketball since 2003 kek
When someone who shared the floor with LeBron says there’s nothing left to say, that speaks volumes. His longevity, dominance, and championship pedigree turned greatness from a debate into reality.Some legends need defending. LeBron needs witnesses.
this is spam at this point
>>157447661>at this pointAlways has been
melo siblings...we are almost there... finally...
>>157436400>linking /femnba/holy shit is it over like you won't believe
>>157448084Melo bros. We did it
>>157447650We don’t have to tear down one to lift the other bron the goat but jordan scored tf out the rock
>>157448098No one likes it, I just it up there so niggas don't come posting shit here on accident
Why doesn't wembm just practice a skyhook all off-season? That kraut nigger Hartenstein had coaches holding brooms to help him develop that wembybeater floater, maybe instead of IRL hanging out in a Tibetan bowflex message board this year, he should watch some Kareem footage and figure out how to shoot big boy shots instead of losing the finals by spamming 3s and LARPing as Kevin Garant
>>157447661>t. nboid
>>157448174>>157448228anon be completely honest with me does tinder work for you because in my very limited experience i just got zero matches despite using it for months and the two matches i got in that time we exchanged three messages before she stopped responding also i never matched with the hot ones
>>157448251Lmao no it is all bots and prostitutes, I use it to discover/screen call girls in a safer way than using privatedelights
>>157448272some of the bitches on there are so hot im always like cmon tinder why are you even recommending them to me there's no way they would ever talk to me
>>157448272You use tinder to get hookers?
>>157448326To get you to subscribe to their OF
>>157448340That's literally what it's for>>157448326Those are whores, anon. Tinder is just one of the many online presences they use. From their link tree, you can see insta/twitter/OF or whatever, but they all have tinder, bumble, every dating app, as well as redbook-style profiles. Mapping hookers in my area is actually really fascinating, but I'm disappointed that I haven't seen anyone I grew up with yet. The ones that became hookers all moved out of state, I figured I'd see at least one retarded meth slut that I went to high school with while crawling mongerspace for data.Anyway I'm still right that Wemby should just learn a reliable skyhook, maybe have a quicker pivot, and he'd be an offensive nightmare (to the other team, not his own anymore)
>>157448387'Steen, that is nowhere near the bottom of the iceberg, their OF is advertisement for their sex work and they are literally all whores who will come over to your place and fuck you for money, no matter how much of a greasy, fat, balding, ugly millennial you are
>>157448433So you pay bitches for sex?
>>157448433I'd love to get a whiff of her fart cannon
sir can you post some hot desi jeetesses please
>>157448506Twin that's not good.
>>157448495No, just for asking that you get a fat chick instead.Wemby needs to develop a skyhook and figure out how to beat the Hartenstein floater before everyone else trains their bigs on that exact floater.
>>157448453>Advertisement of an advertisement of an advertisementIt seems they've evolved faster than i imagined
>>157448515The only jobs that are going to be left as the technocratic elite depopulates the planet will be entertainers and prostitutes - who will get paid in some kind of CBDC UBI token that amounts to nothing more than online likes and social credit, with no real buying power. As AI makes most of the workforce redundant, the wealthy elite will always want the human touch in making them laugh, or feel interesting, or to have sex with them. Prostitutes are going to be the last 'profession' as well as the first. I'm just way ahead of the curve; plus, what else do I spend my gains on? More oil futures? Silver? Munitions? I wanna coom NOW.
League wants Ballmer to get away with it, I'm afraid its beyond fucked.
>>157438261maybe fatboy will get in shape for once in his life then, getting traded for glass AD and his GF leaving him might be enough of a wake up call
how am i supposed to fuck a prostitute if my dih dont work
>>157436760I pray that the leflopping is penalized though SGA would instantly slide to irrelevance
>>157448575Thank you reddit, I will believe the NYT hermano Pablo and everything he says and also gobble his nuts
>>157448522>just for asking that you get a fat chick instead.based . fuck jeets
>>157448571You're hurting your soul by doing this plus not to mention the hidden aura loss.
>>157448626So the tree company was paying Kawhi millions on their own for no publicity?
>>157448550They've evolved into walking 4th-order simulacra. Baudrillard was right. Women are GARAP.Hey, to the faggot who reported me for off topic: It takes me 10 seconds to get a new IP address. I'll have a new one by the time you finish reporting this one; suck my cock, loser bitch
>>157448612>impotent in 2026cmon bro
So the Lakers are on vacation in Slovenia. I'm surprised Bronny can swim
>>157448605Maybe that's why she broke up with him. Would you have lived with a fatass for your whole life? Why would she do it? When she met him he was slim and now he can't stop eating donuts and drinking
>>157448795>Would you have lived with a fatass for your whole life?That's basically how every marriage goes. For both men and women.
>>157448727maybe he spent too much time on /fit/ took finasteride and modanifil and jewed his dick off, it happens>>157448612or maybe you're just a fucking faggot. Maybe some white slampigs will cure you of that, we're all black here in /spee/ /NBA/, even (especially) the foreign flags, and if there is one thing that short, ugly retarded black guys love it is basketball and big fat white asses
>>157448795>would you live with a fat ass your whole lifeYes
>>157448783>Drumph's son in law's brother buys the Lakers>GM immediately sends Bronny to figure out where Melania is from and what it's likegrim
>>157448884Kek
>>157448830there are pills for impotency, hair loss, weight loss, etc.In current year you'd have to be some 3rd worlder to not have access to those things
>>157448974Pills are for women
>>157448942>Qing dynasty men's hairstyle
>>157448942only good vibes for this team from now on
>>157448942probably the most auraless team in the league
>>157448942I dont see Kessler or Reaves
>>157449089Everyone is here
Team LeBron sweeps
>>157448942Where are the life jackets? None of these niggas can swim.
Also Luka is super fucking skinny
>>157449193Go run up and take a picture with them
>>157449193is that a purse he is holding??
>>157449244Yes, that's a man's purse. It's like a high-class people thing. A lot of the amway agents here like to carry this kind of purse to make themselves look high-class
>>157448795>When she met him he was slimNigga was always skinnyfat.
>>157449244nba players are so rich they buy womens accessories
Jalen Duren is still unsigned
>>157448174wembshitter is a low iq retard wanna be guard-center. More concerned with kung fu and step back 3s than actually center moves. Wemby is really just KD at 7ft6
>>157449193Face obviously thinner. Media does this every year with Luka but this time I believe it’s real. You can’t hide the face with baggy clothes.
LeCancer wouldn't have been on this trip even if he were still a Laker
>>157449739
>>157449837this could be an album cover lowkey
Bleachbros. KINO was served
>>157449193He was losing weight all season so I'm not surprised he looks even thinner here. This shit just takes time. This shit is legit. My dude went from obese to /fit/ getting away from that texas bbq
>>157449837I can't wait until he bags Madeline Kline for us
>takes 36 shots to his teammates combined 14>wow he's so goated he had no help
>>157438261She reminds me of Claire Danes
>>157449752Correct
bruh luka aint even enough for these hoes....thats a black pill
>>157450352watch out, we got a huzz in this genny that will call you an incel for seeing and nooticing this trvke
>>157450352having money and being successful doesn't automatically make you a good man. I know that Luka is insufferable just based on how he plays, how fat he was, and his favorite game somehow being overwatch
>>157449446Warriors should jump on that
The missing piece for your favorite team
>>157450582Imagine him in Philly next to Bron
>>157450582sign him to the Rip City Remix
