what's the matter, /mlb/? editionprev >>157437027
mariners
well fug
>>157438053what cunt?
we're streaking
Marte to the A's next year?
is this nu tho?
>another yamamoto NDCOME ON, DODGERS
>>157438174>wins are a meaningless stat
>>157438169so what's going on with this bloke then?
fucking LOL i just saw the marte casino video
>>157438146what the FUCK!!!??!?!?
>>157438234where?
>>157438319right herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTPBij7RCH8
Ketel Marte should know that gambling is bad for you.
>He doesn't like the Dodgers
>>157438339thanks. wow, that's fucked up.
>>157438339it can happen to the best of us
>>157438391
>>157438391>>157438418Gambling is bad for you.
>>157438434>>157438418Keep gambling.
>>157438148How many Dave Roberts do they have? If there's 2 or 3 he could straight up miss all of October
>>157438461It's bad for you.
>>157438474Ask ur mum lel
>>157438148No Pages for the home stretch is gonna be a problem.
Who would you say is the Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese of baseball?
>>157438501yeah, not good. they should be able to hold it down defensively, but the offense will take a hit. I just hope he can come back before the playoffs.
>>157438533where the hell are they doing that at? it looks a little creepy and cool at the same time.
baby jackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liS3bvsUACM
Did you get that baseball-loving girlfriend yet, anon?
>>157438612NCDP
>>157438625NO THANKS
>>157438533Sliding on artificial?
>>157438642still no idea what that means and don't really wanna know
>>157438654ddk
>>157438654no one cares doyer paco and doggie doos kek would be my guess
>>157438672haha what a bitchass
we love chikaner on /mlb/. he hates gays and trannies and so do we
Mariners won that game btw
Could someone kind please explain the meanings of and differences between *astromiguel*, *chikaner*, and *paco*?
>>157438872paco just means a low class latinochikaner is one specific latino who spams this genny sometimes, hes been pretty much non-existent this yearastromiguel pre-dates me so idk
>>157438889yeah, i have no idea who the last guy is
personally, i haven't seen a mexican named paco in a really long time
Swallows uncs now go to Chicago and hand out Swallows cards to Sox girls LMAO
>>157438931grr why did you crop her username
>>157438889Thanks, I see—so that's what it means.The only one left is astromiguel.Could someone else please let me know?
>>157438947mexican astro fan
>>157438872People just make up nicknames and assume their motivations when there are too annoying trolls
>>157438973they call them paco and miguel for fun because those are common/stereotypical hispanic names. i knew a miguel. he played real good drums
>>157438959>>157438973>>157438988Oh, you're right. Thanks for your kindness
>>157438988We don't even know if chikaner is actually a self-hating brown guy or not.
>>157438998>>157439058what would the japanese version of "paco" be? what's a really common name? maybe one you're tired of hearing
>>157439067jej
>>157439058there does not exist a white person who talks/thinks about "white people points"he is also extremely ESL
>>157439082like common nicknames? taka, take, takkun, tacchan, macchan, yuchan, etc>>157439099can be asian or indian or something else
>>157439164>doyersuzuki thinks he gets to choose
>>157439164>can be asian or indian or something else>>157439099
>>157439179the fuck are you even talking about?
>>157439164ah perfect. thanksnow an example>NO ONE CARES, DOYERTAKES
i aasume every japanese flag is ichiro
>>157439196>doyerhonda
>>157438988I like to pronounce it mig-well
>>157439196>doyerhiroshima
ichiro is a typical old-school japanese name. it's nowhere near the top 10 most popular names for newborns for a long time.>>157439265stop being schizo please. the other jap flag is apparently a dodger fan but i'm not.
hey fags leave our dodgertakes alone they own a part of the stadium or some shit
>>157439164>>157439179>>157439184>>157439196>>157439229>>157439244>>157439311You guys aren’t asking him the most important question!>Do you like BTS?He’s Asian so of course he will!
>>157439361he's a guy guys don't like that
I’ve been calling them doyerkenjis for almost two years.Get with the fad
baseball
>>157439244No, my name is TaiheiNice to meet youTaihei=たいへい=泰平
>>157439369Did you just assume males can’t enjoy K-pop?!
sigh, dodgers really mindbroke you
>>157439381>>157439386Do you like BTS?
pvt ramirez and davido-san having a larp off
Is 2chan invading?
>>157439384hell yeah that shit's for girls. help me out here, dodgertakes
>>157438872It’s basically Timmy seetheThey’re dying out
>>157439397That's right. Let's get along well from now on.
>>157439421Ok but do you like BTS?
>>157439389Why are mentally ill gooks always here? Lee is doing fine, though.
i love ohtani-chan~
if it were koreans, it would be something like doyerkims
>>157439397more like mutts and gooks being oversensitive
>>157439435>>157439444But you’re Asian. You’re supposed to like BTSWho would win in a fight? Mario or Link?
>>157439443doyerparks sounds nicer
i used to think japanese people were honorable but i've learned they're not
>>157439456stop being so demeaning
>>157439434If there weren't any Korean-Americans on /mlb/, I’d speak my mind, but it looks like there are some, so I’ll hold off.I’d rather avoid any conflict.
>>157439494But you’re Asian….
seeing a jap flag and immediately start seething at dodgers and japan is some next-level shit
>>157439503I just wanted to know if you liked BTS.And who wins? Mario or Link?
>some next level shit..>that's some crazy work bro..>50 cent meme.gif
I'm Korean I visited Korea again this year and it was the first time I've ever seen an older Korean speak well of the Japanese in any way. It was because of Ohtani. I know the man and I don't think it would have happened three years ago. I don't listen to kpop.
Lost series to the redsox, cubs and brewersBeat the royals, rockies and 1 game against the pirates
>>157439526Do you like BTS?>>157439528Do you like X Japan?
>>157439526holy mother of passive-aggressivelike dude, it's not like i get some money from ohtani or i make fun of the angels
>>157439561Mario or Link?
>>157439572humberger and kimchi
I love this crazy, chaotic state of /mlb/.You can even talk about anime and JAV here.I can't experience this kind of thing on 5chan.Keep it up—I love it.
>holy mother of passive-aggressive>like dude
>>157439604well, keep seething
>i used to think japanese people were honorable but i've learned they're not
dane you make me lol
let's all calm down
why did the White Sox have a sold out crowd tonight?
gaijins aren't nearly as smart as they think they are
>>157439679im a girl
>>157439604I mean he's just
>>157439679YOU THE GAIJIN HERE, BOY
Julio rodriguez 2 for his last 14
oh it's so good!! give me more sophisticated and nuanced 4chan banters pls like yeah i'm sure you aren't like a redditor anymore!!
>koreanswill they call up kim now that pages is out?
>>157439743let's keep it cool, please
this is a great quote from Ichiro
they did it again
>>157439912KONKOYOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru9b03IMNx8
>>157439679calm down shinji
>>157440126i-is that gaijin's famous ultimate argument, which is called ''u mad''?
>>157440199calm down suzuki
>doyertake losing his mindKEK
>>157440215>>157440216OMG it's real. very authentic...
drop an ultimate argument on tel aviv
>>157439912>anime
Looks like the Guardians are gonna have to break her heart in order to make it into the playoffs>8-1 over the Rockiesmaybe the strength-of-schedule bros were right
>>157438169>>157438184>Marte wants to get traded>Arizona doesn't trade him>Marte throws a very public tantrum That's literally all this is. First he deleted all his social media like a teenager who got cheated on, now he's publicly lashing out like a toddler who didn't get the new pokemon game he wanted. Presumably, the final step will be literally shitting himself like an infant to show his displeasure. Diamondbacks baseball, baby
how's your lineup doing since the deadline?you DID get some above-average bats, surely
>>157440314jo adell feels like hes been batting better than a .226 since the trade, maybe its all the RBIs hes gothappy with him and lowe really
>>157440336for cleveland he has hit .412 vs lefties and .139 vs rightiesit's good to actually get what you were hoping for, for once
We need nu tho
They're saying that Bazzana got caught saying Indians.Wonder what Australia's native population thinks about that - he never even played for the Indians!
>>157438625>sloppa oof madone
>>157438931Based Swallows fans
>>157439656Elvis night
>>157440276grimlast I saw of it was Lovullo being interviewed and he looked kinda emotional about whatever it was, hard to know what it was all about
I sent marte's mom a text last night lol
Show us nu tho
>>157441014
>>157441014Benuest the gentlesir posthaste
>>157441088>come with meDon't mind if I do!
>>157441171Gawd I need it
shut up faggots
>>157441447ngh...
gm to everyone but the blow gays.
gm
Where are we with that nu tho?
>>157442008i need to be bent over, and filled up~
Ima Yankee boy
>>157442017L-like the subject f-f-field r-right?
>>157441447I'm a girl
>>157442044Wanna yank my doodle, dandy?
>>157441447
Today, the >memeiners, aka the Nintendo Reddits or Poseidon's Greatest Shame, will start the young left-hander from Double A, the #1 prospect in all of baseball, Kope Andersen
I hate the dodgers and follow brewers (like would be too strong of a word). So obviously I will be disappointed by the rigged postseason AGAIN.
>>157439164gm doyerbaka
>>157442384Brewers are fraudulent team by design. They can't hit postseason pitching at good barrel % rate so the lineup falls apart. They're designed to beat up on mediocre pitching.
What caused the nip melty
>>157442458Fukushima or something
what does umigami even do?
>>157442612grok?
Sorry sir
>>157442458Used schoolgirl panties shortage
>>157442765My bad
>>157438137>Dodger fans are bragging about (barely) beating the bottom teams in the leagueLmao
I need to be filled
We need Dr. Thunder
Frilling my head with idea's about panties
>>157439538And they barely beat the royals and pirates. Even the rox series was a grind despite the sweep. The dodgers are just a bad fucking team right now.
>>157443031Royals own ya stankin azz
>>157443080My mistake sir. I apologize
>>157440276So who's trading for him just in time for his steep decline?
Trevor Bauer
scared the bejeezus outta me
>>157443172Spiders are so heckin' cool thou!
Doggie doos kek
>jokes on them, I was only pretending to be a faggot
Gotta get that bWAR
>>157443308sorry sir
>>157443308I do say this
>>157443308Finally someone says it
coomer on the grid!
>>157443368Let's circle back and see if we can't get Recker on that board after all
>>157443308I’m sure if you continue to have a meltdown about it every single day that they will eventually stop.
It's Reckina now...
>>157443368we wanna see recker!
>>157443368We sent this one up the flag pole but everyone was turned saluting & jerking to Recker.
>>157443368Let's see Recker sittin' pretty
Gawd I need a whoof of that he-puss
>>157443386>>157443422>>157443423>>157443440>>157443451>>157443481
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>>157443492Suggin on a bawl n twirlin t'other, Land sakes, I got half a mind
You're laughing.Doyerhector is beating his oshi pillow to a pulp right now, and you're laughing.
Back from the grocery store. Cannot wait to have a tall glass of peach ice tea when jays/yankees starts
>>157443603Beetesjuice
Mariners are going to be Kopeing today
>>157443603this is an arizona tea general
>>157443635Cope
>>157443630His name is Gay Dandyson, slowpoke.
>>157443659>iced tea>box does not contain ice
>>157443669Had to buy a separate bag but at least the box works like a cooler
>>157442458They aren't real Japanese. You can tell by the way they write
>>157443635>>157443659oh you're too good for water? the nectar of life?
>going to miss my teams game since im going to the kinoplexis there a pitch mix for this feel?
I read that the sold out crowd in Chicago booed and booed loudly Luis Roberts in his first return to the city since he got traded away. Is it justified?
>>157443771What’re you going to see?
>>157443749Im a water connoisseur, 3 litres a day, I'm having myself a peach treat for the Saturday afternoon game against the yankees.
>>157443481>Gawd I need a whoof of that he-pussWhat's "he-puss", precious? What's "he-puss"?
>>157443825gm llumspie
>>157443603>>157443635>>157443659for me it's Pure Leaf
>>157443847I would drink that more often if it came in cans and 13 packs
I'm going to the pet store. What do you all need?
>>157443941get me one of them dehydrated bull cocks to chew on
>>157443635sneks won that game
I need an adickin'
>>157443941Golden and/or Labrador retriever please.
>>157438340Not if you win
>>157443780odyssey in 70mm
>>157444032I wish I got my face on the box of fries
Giancarlo Stanton strained his other calf. He fell while running. Moderate grade strain, Aaron Boone said. He may be out for the season.
Mariners won that ballgame last night btw.
>>157444083Is there a way for the Yankees to win their games down the stretch, and yet not make the playoffs so they don't go through the embarrassment of a playoff elimination?
>>157444230Play with my pussy a little and I'll tell ya
>>157444230Probably not, no.
>>157444230Cram it in me boy
>>157444230Theyre making the playoffs but not making it far. Their entire hope was Giancarlo and Judge coming back and automatically being in game shape. Now Giancarlo is dead and Judge was having one of his worst seasons. So now they expect him to not only come back but be MVP caliber again. Not happening
>>157444230Please fuck my ass
Check out this image
>>157444227Altuve's come a long way since this
I call em the yankoffs
>4pm start>forecast is 90f and higher than avg humidity>opponent is a minor league team in a good yearCan't wait for the stadium to be empty and all the troglodytes to tell me if because the Dodgers have shit fans and we're Enron2.0
I knead it
>>157444383Loaf-em
And would you cryIf I told you that I liiiedOr would you say goodbyeOr would you let it ride
>>157444383>>157444433Are either of you baking "nu"?
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WSlose>mfwsoto goes back on the ILlose>mfwlolmestolmest
>Best game isn't until 4What do I do until then?
>>157443112The Yankees, obviously. Stanton just got injured again (this time it was his OTHER calf, no I'm not joking) and he only has a year left on his nightmare of a contract. So this is the perfect opportunity for >us to wildly overpay for a new albatross.
>>157444642jack off
giancarlo is averaging a leg injury every 34 games of his career (in the last 6 seasons)why the FUCK are yankees “medical professionals” on their staff not just having him do yoga and stretching every day of his life? Giancarlo should NEVER touch a weight rack ever again. it doesnt matter how jacked he looks if he cant go more than 30 games without a major injury. unreal.make him pick up DDP yoga or some shit so he can at least walk when hes older
>>157444738>Giancarlo should NEVER touch a weight rack ever again.I remember when he first joined the team, there was a clip going around the internet of him bench-pressing his supermodel gf, my dad took one look at that and said "gonna hurt himself". I'm not saying an alcoholic boomer who can barely speak English is better than the Yankees entire medical staff, but...
>>157444738>>157444810He's one of my favorite players and he's contributed a lot when he's on, but it's time to move on from him.
>>157444625They’re like 11-5 in their past 16 iirc
Guerrero Jr is back. I'm thinking some big blasts from the Blue Jays
>forced to watch blow gays/stankees
>>157445032Be thankful it's not the gayriners
>>157442458you probably think people hate mutts and jews for no reason at all
hate has no home here
I need an 'ait...
>>157445047That earthquake in the Kanto region was quite strong (Shindo 5-lower)—it woke me up.
Fuck me running
>>157445127Uh oh Bro looks to be Quite close to Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant
>>157445127Shame it didn't collapse your bugman shoebox
>>157445127Ha ha you're a bug man live in a shoe box
>>157445047well, gaijins believe they can't be mocked by japs, so if a jap slightly fights back, it's either ''complaining'' or ''melty'' for themit's like a result of being spoiled for 80 years
third nuke when
Fukushitty Daishitty
>>157445127Earthquakes are a hoax, like tornadoes and hurricanes.
why is this allowed?
no concern trolling in the genny
>>157445295THIS. I've never seen any of those in person, so they have to be fake.
Cap 'em!
>>157445297The lighter areas are football hubs with shit baseball teams
>>157445297The superbowl gets ~8x the viewers the WS gets on average.
>>157445297>cubs cucked by preseason nfllol, lmao even
>>157445368>Chicago has shit baseball teams
>>157445381thats just because people want to watch lil groid x do the halftime show
>>157445368Fuck you
the weatherman lit us up last week...
>>157445297NFL is America's pastime. The sooner you accept this, the better off you'll be.
boy i sure am glad vladdy is back and hitting fielders choice again
Hitting Golden Corral more like ha fat
>>157445223You gotta have some mercy
So are the Dodgers are basically the Chiefs of /mlb/?
>>157445483post-concussion vlad will never hit a fly ball again
He'll still hit the gay bars & buffets bros don't worryyyyyyy hhaaaaa fat AND gay
alright
vlad should have his salary prorated due to lack of production and that money should go to support indigenous youth.
>>157445424cope and seethe, even with shit halftime shows it rapes and gapes baseball
runnin like he back in the jungle and found the banana tree
>>157445385>>157445297>chicago turns down prime time elite baseball to watch a zesty black man throw 5 passes for 2 completions and 23 yardskekaroo
>>157445338You'll understand it well once you experience it yourself.
Why do nips come to an American website to get worked into a days long meltdown? Bit odd.
>>157445661private paco is not japanese
>Giancarlo done as a YankeeSad. Is his 2024 one of the best postseason performances ever?https://x.com/BronxBombrs/status/2091202900248641886?s=20
Yankees need to find batters who can hit Cease's pitches. If the Red Sox can, then so can the Yankees.
>>157444991In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball Editionmest lose. mest are now 58-71, 13 games underJune 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.The mest are 96 and 126 since allowing the black troon to sing the national anthem while the gay flag was showing on the big scoreboard on gay pride night June 13, 2025 though August 21, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
>>157445778Dealin' Cease is untouchable
>>157445782kek MESTizos
>>157445782I don't know about all that hor$e shit, but Gay mets lol
>>157445787Except for last time vs NY
Bellinger is back tomorrow...
>>157445609>Ring of Fire>It's not a ring>It's not a fireWho comes up with this shit
>>157445609A 5.0 earthquake here would be quite literally catastrophic. Montevideo would become a giant pile of rubble and corpses.
>>157445424didn't the Jonas brothers cuck 'ronto's momemtum in the world series. Is that our version of the halftime show?
Earfquake*
>>157438339KEK
It's been 21 seasons since the end of the Braves winning 11 consecutive division titles and 14 division titles in 15 years, and the Mest STILL cannot beat the Braves.
>>157445844it's a disconnected ring and there's very hot fire in the asthenosphere that is causes the wakey-shakey
>>157445844volcanos are liquid fireit's trapped fire inside earth that has liquified
Austin Wells - see ya!
Do you think you could kill W.B Mason if your life was on the line?
The Red Sox dominated and embarrassed this same Blue Jays team. What is the Yankees excuse?
I had such a good hike this morning.LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
>>157446060red sox were and are cheating
vlad can still hit the ball, hurray
Why is Stankee fielding so bad?
>fat ass #1 finally gets on base>fat ass #2 comes to bat and immediately grounds in to inning end double play.
>>157446107
Score a fucking run you assholes
>>157445964Plate tectonics is a lie and ((((science)))) is bad for you
>>157446082>red sox were and are cheatingInterestingly enough, since MLB launched it's investigation into the Red Sox cheating, the Red Sox have lost 8 of their last 13. Coincidence? I think not.
Who's ready for Kade Anderson's real good debut?
>yankees
>>157446127I heard this dude talk this morning, sounds like a whiny little nerd.
>>157446210Mogged by his brother tbqh.
>>157446187i'd rather the mariners lose the series to the cubs
ok if the jays don't score a run here...
>>157446243wtf timmy gon do?
Where is that fire you had against the Orioles?
>>157446187>Lanky white pitcher from SoCal with a yuppie name Do they make these guys in a factory somewhere
>>157446247imma...bust a shart
>>157446264you should see the factory that the NFL uses
Charles McAdoo it!
Flavio needs a steady forehand to win today.
>>157446264>Slidell, Louisiana>SoCal
>>157446187ticket prices are super jacked up now for this lmao hope he has a good debut
I thought blacks were suppose to be good at sports?
Stankeedoo
MCADOOEM
>>157446297It's the low-IQ
>>157446297It’s a thinking man’s game
Trade Weathers in the off season. That bum can't pitch for shit.
>>157446291uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah lemme get one of them 332 nosebleeds
stankeedoos got macadoo'd kek
>>157446324kek! and the weatherman got rained out
>weathers dedCan't we have a good thing this season?
Jazz is one of the best second basemen in the league. Get your low IQ racism out of here
>>157446291imagine paying $800 to see Cal Raleigh shit is fart all over the field
The Yankees either have players who are made of glass, or are too stupid for the game.
>>157446332>>157446334What happened? I saw Stanton is kill (big brained move from cashman with that QO)
I guess he couldnt weather the storm.
>>157446352Something got pulled or torn after a pitch. His follow through didn't look like his usual.
My ass is sore
>>157446364Should have traded Rice for Hancock, SAD!
How come the Yankees aren’t throwing Cum Shitter out there again for another assblasting?
>>157446307>It’s a thinking man’s gameNo wonder Reddit has better baseball discussion than /mlb/.
>>157446285I read "Slidell, LA" and I thought Slidell was part of LA, like "the Bronx, NY" or "Englewood, Chicago". I'm an idiot lol.
>>157446377>>157446381go braves!
>>157446377>>157446381Chop on brutha
heads up baserunning
I’m a boy!
>>157446395It makes perfect sense to the California Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles.
>>157446412There's nothing heads up about it. Even I could have taken third after that circus performance.
>>157446414Dick or GTFO
>>157446420>>157446395without context, what do you think about when you hear "Ontario, CA"
>>157446412Stankeedoos are a cruel joke inflicted on the entire baseball world.
let's go vladdy!
>>157446428Ontario is in Oregon and in the mountain west time zone.
>>157446420Are you auditspie?
>>157446431Its always the Yankees. No other team is ever a joke.
kek jizz almost blew that
>too fat and lazy to run it outSAD
>vlad cant even run:(
>>157446442Just a fanduciary
All that fuss and the Jays only get one run out of it. 100% certain the Jays are going to lose this game.
>>157446439Ontario, OR mentioned
>>157446439Kino Malheur County.
>>157446461call me when the yanks get a hit
>>157446491well, how late are you open??
>>157446508all day breakfast
that's why they call him... Deailn' Cease
>>157446521Is you McFlurry machine working?
>>157446521Are those the ass eating hours?
CEASE AND DESTROY
god damn costco pizza slice got me gassy
>>157446550>ass eating
its over
>>157446578My tomboy got a nicer azz
>left forearm discomfort for weathersTJ surgery. Won't be missing any games next year.
>>157446592>a nicer azz
>>157446578why do they swing like girls
>>157446608Yikez
>>157446578>>157446608I am so lonely.
>>15744657850 Ass40 Hit40 Run45 Overall
>>157442947>gets swept by the Yankskek. You guys are trading Pete to the Yanks, next year, btw.
Yankees need to just keep the bat on their shoulders and not swing at anything.
EZ pickins'
>>157446758Why would we want Alonso? He probably hates the Yankees, and would sabotage the team and make them lose.
Wish he’d CEASE walking guys
>Stanton out for the whole seasonOH NO NO NO STANKEEDOOSOH NO NO NO FAGGOT MIKEWhere's Judge when you need him? Enjoy being wild card exits to the fucking Red Sox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did yanks not have their boomer coffee this morning or something?
>>157438148>Pages dead>finally it's Kim's time to shi->some literal who Dbacks throwaway called up instead
>ass jizzcum
Literal who's
im eating some blue cheese in honor of Mariners
gayriners fanatics like mid cheddar tho
My tigays are shit, SHIT
None of these Yankees players could start on any other MLB team.
I heard Mariner fans are now claiming that 22-0 was just a dumb simulation from MLB The Show.
cease is dealing
>>157446903>cease is dealingWhen will he stop doing that?
retard catcher kek
LETS GO CUBBIES BEAT THE MARINERS
This retarded blow gays catcher just iced his pitcher in the middle of a no no
>>157446926bogdanoff is alive!
cease is steam rolling
OH MY GOD STINKEES FIRE YOUR COACHES
stankees kek
The big reason I want the Yankees to win, is so I don't have to take shit from you assholes. Like last night, they won, and you faggots ran off.
>>157447015stankeedo'em!
>>157447015Yanks are 'spposed to win, it's an embarrassing aberration when they do not.
STINKEES LOL
>>157447015kek the one who wins last laughs the best
remember when Dave Roberts pulled Rich Hill when he was throwing a perfect game
>>157447083Did they win?
>>157447088yeah
>2.8" called strikeso you're telling me until the year of our lord 2026, umpires would get away with this the whole time?
>>157447083We didn't like him in that spot.
THERE GOES YOUR NO HITTERLOSER! ALL OF YOU ARE LOSERS!
Nooo... cease choked another no hit
Day-OHHHH
Jays are still winning thoughbeit.
>>157447083that was Rich Hill's 9/11
And there goes your shutout
>>157447134Yes but Schneider is doing his best to stop that
jaysbros...
cease n sneed formerly
>>157446758I'm not even an O's fan, I just like their logo. Also the O's own your franchise. 1966, 2026, it doesn't matter.
kek stankeedoos
my jays trying their darndest to throw this game away :)
It's honestly crazy how much the Jays absolutely own the Yankees, even in a down year for them.
oh no no no stankeebros
Myles just had to remind the yanks who is in the lead.
>>157447248>Muh Stopwatch WSno one cares about Dinosaur Championships. You're parroting some Yankees shit. Only /mlb/ fags care about breaking up a no hitter. Dodgers won it all. so who gives a shit. Enjoy band wagoning shit teams.
LUKES NUKE
STINKEES
>yankees fieldingDoggies scouting report lives rent free in their minds.
>>157447303>no one cares about Dinosaur ChampionshipsWell, one could argue that no one cares about championships in 60-game seasons in a neutral stadium without fans, or championships with a team that looks like it was built by a 12yo in The Show.>Only /mlb/ fags care about breaking up a no hitter.Sure thing.
>"Thanks for taking me to the game last night anon. Can you believe I caught the walk-off home run ball?!
HOLY KWAB STINKS HOW IS YOUR FIELDING THIS BADVOLPE IS GONE WHAT IS THE EXCUSE
CUBBIES CUBBIES CUBBIES
>>157447359Yes only /mlb/ fags care. They have nothing but regular season shit talk against the dodgers. They seethe in October. Also, crying about a strong roster is bitch shit. Any team can go out there and get the players they need. Don't bitch and whine because the owners are literal cheapskates.
>>157447248>I'm not even an O's fan, I just like their logo.i just like the duck
>>157446951nah thats their sister madam bogdanoff
>>157447365im seeing chief wahoo
>>157447431>chief wahoo
Did Vladdy get hurt on that slide to second kek
If you hate any /mlb/ fans or teams outside of just competitive banter, head over to >>>/youaregay/. Hope that helps. YANKEES SUCK!
LETS GO SWASTIKA ROGERS
>now 4-3 jaysuh oh
Doyers rings are gonna get annulled right?
>>157447365
Yelich is kind of a bitch
I just like seeing Varland pitch.
>lossing to the blow gays
Good thing the stinkeefags all left before their inevitable comeback win.
>>157447639Its going to be intense, see if Varland can hold it down.
>>157447564The other owners knew what the Dodgers were doing and were okay with it to push the salary cap narrative in the next labor negotiations. Its been rigged from the start (2012). All this would've gone down years prior but the Dodgers kept choking away titles so people never got mad.
>>157447564They've already been annulled by those who matter (me).
here it comes
>surrendering a double to jizz chinpholm
>15 hits and only 4 runs to show for it
>call confirmed
Corner = painted
>barves
stanks aren't really going to lose to the sanjays, surely
I sense nu.
BrewGODS
yankees stink holy hell
>don't swing>winWhy don't more teams do this
THHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES LOSE YANKEES LOSEMLEB WINSSAY THE LINE STINKS
Noice
VARLAND
>>157447791o kek
GG Bravos. See ya tomorrow in Williamsport.
I don't understand how the Yankees somehow get players who can't hack it in the big leagues. Just a bunch of sloppy seconds.
>>157447907Dogshit scouting.
Looking forward to a great effort by the Mariners
>>157447932Cade no hitter against the cubs.
Fuck you all
>>157447972you dont mean fuck me too do you buddy
Looking forward to Cade taking the L in a 2-1 game. Gotta get him used to how things work here on the Mariners.
>>157442418They owned Skubal and Sanchez this year. So this doesn't make any sense.
>>157447994And Sale just recently.
>>157447994its called pressure baseball and their bats get silent
>>157442418>>157447994The brewers problem is the same that happens to some teams in the NBA that are great in the regular season. They always play at 100% so when the playoffs start they dont have that next gear. The Dodgers fuck around for 6 months then the playoffs start and ramp things up and trounce them.
>>157448001>>157447994retard take... I will not be replying to this non-baseball fan
>500
nu>>157438141>>157438141>>157438141
It’s uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/WJdrMK_SesU
