PREMIER LEAGUE OPENING WEEKEND FIXTURES:>Friday 21st August20:00: Arsenal 3-0 Coventry City (Sky Sports)>Saturday 22nd August12:30: Hull City 2-0 Manchester United (TNT Sports)15:00: Everton v Crystal Palace15:00: Ipswich Town v Sunderland15:00: Nottingham Forest v Leeds United17:30: Brentford v Tottenham Hotspur (Sky Sports)>Sunday 23rd August14:00: Brighton & Hove Albion v Aston Villa (Sky Sports)14:00: Manchester City v AFC Bournemouth (Sky Sports)16:30: Newcastle United v Liverpool (Sky Sports)>Monday 24th August20:00: Fulham v Chelsea (Sky Sports)
feel spoiled whenever the format enthusiast makes the thread
*makes you seethe*
>>157442359grrr wish my team was that shit with as many cowardly dick head fans!!!
>>157442347Formats and rules are there for a reason
>>157442367lmao
>>157442359based trans flag and zionism FC
>>157442359>seetheNo one seething over tottenham. They are pathetic. A proper meme team with pathetic fans. Although this year I think they come 2nd.
>>157442359I HATE THESE SPUD BASTARDSTHEY WON THE WINDOW WHILE MY TINPOT CLUB IS FLOUNDERING
Reminder that Spurs won the transfer window last summer as well, and well....
>>157442367Hey it was just the first game against the mighty Hull! 37 games to go!
Reminder spurs got rejected by eze at the last second who went on to bag 5 goals in 2 games against them and win the premier league
where's /3pm/ la
>>157442425including his first ever hat trick if I recall
For me it's Conor Gallagher on £200k a week
>>157442385£85 million for Savinho lel
>>157442454it's a steal since he's worth £150m
>>157442367Right on queue
RDZ? Yeah that fraud will be gone by February.
>Tielemens with a 0/10 performanceVilla will be top 3 this season btw
>>157442454Again, it's a bullshit loophole thing to prevent having to give Frankfurt a % of the fee for Marmoush. If City got more than £59m (aka £60m) for Marmoush they have to give like 20% or something to Frankfurt. So City wanted £65m for him and £75m for Savinho. To prevent losing money to Frankfurt, they made Spurs bid £55m for Marmoush and £85m for Savinho.It's bullshit but that's what they're doing. Either way O'Hara said they'll get Top 4 with these two so, I'd be worth it.
I was surprised at how bad Man Utd were. Very impressed with the Mighty Tigers, of course.
Its just a fluke la
>>157442506frankfurt should sue
>>157442503Tielemans is such a perfect player for modern man utd. They are an amazing match.He's going to be surly and lazy all season long, I can't wait. It'll be just like Pogba but with much less talent.
>Man Utd ironically looked better with Mainoo than Santos/TielemansThe midfield rebuild....
>>157442543They could if it was blatantly obvious they were lowering the price (i.e, Marmoush was scoring 30 goals a season in the league, so he'd be worth £100m+) but since he is shit, £55m is hardly a lowball bid.
>>157442582mainoo should leave for the sake of his careerratcliffe would love the profit too
>>157442473>queueY mong
I thought contracts longer than 5 years were banned
Stop the count
>Villa signing Roidretzka on a freeWhat an incredible waste of money, wow
>>157442626No. You just cannot amortise for more than 5 years. Before if you signed a player for £100m and gave him a 10 year contract, that was £10m per year in terms of financials. Now you can only do 5 years worth, even if the contract is 10 years long. So it'd be £20m per year. You can sign for however long you want. Just no financial benefit for doing longer than 5.
>>157442626that coincides with his girlfriend's 18th birthday
>>157442543Its karma for Frankfurt scamming clubs for years with their shit strikers
what 3pm game should i watch lads?
>>157442503>Suzuki>Wan-Bissaka>Garnacho>Manzambi (injured)Emery is good but he's not a wizard
>>157442667I'm an Emery truther 2bh.
>Lemons was United's best playerThey'd have lost 4-0 with Onananananananananna.
>>157442667big clubs outside of arsenal are weaker than last season so he'll qualify for UCL againhe's arguably the best coach in the league
>>157442648>tranimekys srsly
>>157442619You’re making this to easy
>>157442667You can add 2026 Goretzka kek
>>157442619kek I think he got you he's just pretending to be retarded>>157442473kek based pretend retard
>>157442698He's got great stats on FM26 tho.
Brent Cleminson status?
This Alvarez thing is weird. He said he wants to go to Barca, fine. He's being targeted by Atletico fans now for abuse, expected. He said he likes Arsenal's footballing project but doesn't want to be away from his family. How about Arsenal buys Alvarez but then loans him to Barca for a £50m loan fee with an obligation to buy of £120m next season? Arsenal makes profit, doesn't have any wages to cover, he goes to Barca and that's that? I mean it'd likely mean Atletico would never sell to Arsenal again but....>>157442759I'm saving all the reactions for later, gonna get some booze and snacks and enjoy. Just hope Spurs lose so O'Hara gets raped by Cundy.
>>157442759I love watching Goldbridge, he’s actually really funny and interesting despite being a United lolcow
>>157442780>but doesn't want to be away from his family.Not only that, he simply doesnt want to go back to England, which is the actual dealbreaker
What did he mean by this
>Arsenal have signed long admired 18 year old striker Igor Tyjon. Blackburn had rejected offers from Arsenal last season but have finally worked out a deal they are happy with. Blackburn will receive £1.2m up front with £2m in add-ons after. There is reportedly a 20% sell-on clause in the deal.Arsenal's youth team is so shit they've signed like an entire new team this window.
>>157442814Yes which is due to post-Brexit VISA rules which state his family cannot stay with him for long periods of time. Which is the issue, not the country per se. But he is never going to get to Barca unless he waits out his contract. Which is four years away. If he could try and work out a deal with Arsenal where he says he will come for one year but he MUST be sold to Barca the next season, I'm sure he'd do it. Otherwise he is going to be sitting on the bench at Atletico or waiting for another EU club to buy him and hoping they will sell him to Barca.
>>157442780>Just hope Spurs lose so O'Hara gets raped by Cundy.The performance has gone too far, he already 'walked out' last week when Cundy questioned Spurs' poor signings.
>>157442810I don't really watch him but he has an entertaining Alan Partridge-esque persona at last
>>157442818>Arsenal's youth team is so shit they've signed like an entire new team this window>entire new teamThey literally have 2 (two) signings and that's if we include Tyjon who has yet to be confirmed. Elijah Upson is the only other one. You're deeply, deeply odd.
>>157442895he's so obsessed he's following arsenal academy news
In Tuns around the back if anyone wants a pint UP THE FUCKING TIGERS
>>157442810>Goldbridgeso you don't know
>>157442920>prawn cocktailrapidly going off you mate
>>157442837Nope, he doesnt want to return to England per se according to Argie journos. I mean you are free to believe otherwise, he wont be going back to England anytime soon.
>>157442920how full is a bag of walkers these days?last time I had a pack there were maybe 20 crisps total
>>157442920>madri and prawn cocktail crispsbaka
>>157442818>Arsenal have signed long admired 18 year old striker Igor Tyjon>long admired>18 year oldI'm sorry exactly HOW LONG have they been admiring this lad?
Sunderchads, if we don’t beat Ipswich I finna chimpout!
>>157442920Thought that was the one near me for a second. We could have had cute drinks and shared your crisps :3
>>157442982was gonna watch your lads but couldn't find a decent streamplaying well?
>>157443013Yeah. Already 1-0 down.
>>157442929Yeah I know it’s not his real name
>>157442996This post reminded me to never reveal my location on 4chan
literally never gets old man, every year they think Utd is BACK and every year they get pumped. hilarious.
>>157442920This cost at least 10£
>>157442506>O'Hara saidSo it will not happen then
>>157442818You just can't fucking help yourself lmao
>>157442932>Argie sourcesAh, so complete bullshit then.
>>157443120Fiver mate it's Hull
>>157443066You don't like sharing your crisps?
>>157442653kek this went over a lot of heads>>157443083pretty corny replying to your own post
Lad on Redcafe is unironically watching United's first game of last season to cheer himself upThey lost at home to Arsenal in case you forgot
>>157442815Gonna an hero
>>157443335I did forget because, as those with decent memories may recall, the media narrative was that United acktually won that match
>If numbers aren't right for Minteh, there is another option LFC can pivot to. Barcola is the priority but price gap with PSG is still too big. If Barcola comes in, Gakpo is likely to leave. LFC want both a RW and Barcola, not one or the other - Ornstein
How are they so good at getting a tune out of half-decent mostly finished players
alright as an MLS watcher I kneel hard>stadiums at more than 25% capacity>play isn't constant U9 spaghetti shit>don't have to listen to woman commentators
>>157443663>>don't have to listen to woman commentatorsYou just wait m8Just when you're feeling safe they'll sneak em in
>>157442895>They literally have 2 (two) signingsWhy are you so arrogantly ignorant? It's baffling.1. Habeeb Ogunneye2. Vincent Joseph 3. Mylo Bernard4. Axel Donczew 5. Elijah Upson6. Igor TyjonAnd potentially7. James ScanlonRetard.
Everton could realistically win the league.
>>157442543Why? Its man citys perogative to do that
Man utd are 18th..
what's their fucking problem?
>>157443730One (1) (SINGULAR) is confirmed https://www.arsenal.com/news/arsenal-transfers-all-the-ins-and-outs-in-202627-a8qx29v8B1fR So why are you lying to save face on 4chan? Konsa is even on there so it's updated daily.
Mental how Barry managed to score.>>157443789I made this last year but it didn't last.
>>157443738Yep. I've seen enough.
>>157443834>Arsenal have agreed a deal to sign Manchester United youngster Habeeb OgunneyeSo, confirmed.>Arsenal reach agreement to sign striker Vincent Joseph, 16, from LiverpoolSo, confirmed>Arsenal Agree Deal to Sign Mylo Bernard from Crystal Palace AcademySo, confirmed>Arsenal Reach Agreement to Sign Cardiff Wonderkid Axel DonczewSo, confirmed>Elijah Upson signs for ArsenalSo, confirmed>Arsenal agree deal with Blackburn Rovers to sign teenage forward Igor TyjonSo, confirmedThe only one not confirmed is Scanlon. Retard.
>>157443865None of those are CONFIRMED nor SIGNED you utter, utter mong. Also 7 player is not enough for "like an entire new team this window" as you lied about here >>157442818
>>157443877Lmao fuck off retard. Serious, do one. You got schooled. That's fine being ignorant, but if you think they have to be on Arsenal's page to be confirmed you're deluded lmao.
Yids crying about Arsenal's academy as they stare down their first loss.
>>157443885>if you think they have to be on Arsenal's page to be confirmed Yeah I'd take them being confirmed by Arsenal over media reports (of which you linked none)
>>157443834>10 out>1 inhale end aren't producing their best
>>157443885While you get those spurious links ready, why did you lie (and you did lie) about Arsenal's academy having signed 11 players then start spamming about 'close to signing' reports of 6 players matey?
>Fan-favourite Archie Gray has become the youngest player to captain Tottenham in a competitive match, aged 20 years and 163 days
This is Harry Maguire's 8th season, mostly as a starter, at Manchester United.
>>157442653kekaroo
>Losing to LispwichJust relegate us.
>Blunderland
THE WHITES HAVE DONE IT AT THE CITY GROUND
Alwayston
State of Blunderland.
>Tfw predicted Leeds to finish 6th and Sunderland 17thFeeling smug 2bh
>1. Arsenal
it's grim up norf
>>157444072it lush
>Arsenalwinslol
We need to talk about hull
Miss me yet?
Half a billion. They're back.
yeah b-but Arsenal's academy-
Trust the plan.
Spursbros..
kinda cope but united always start terribly after big international events hopefully they can shake off the rust fast
>>157444679It's never over spursbro
Newcastle goi g to go 3-0 against liverpool at this rate
>>1574447104-3 Newcastle win, with an Isak hat trick
laughing at spurs and manure
Yep well as I confidently predicted the Bs battered the Ys so listen to me in future ok
>sunderland falling back down to earth
>Spuds
Thats a mad statement to concoct desu
Ballknowers please explain to that what does Bergvall do
>spuds
aaaaaaaahahahahaha FUCK OFF YOU Y
>>157442306>So it happened again...
Nothing changed with Spurs then.
Y Army arrogance knows no bounds
>Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
Spurs look atrocious
Spurs are a laughably shit little club and RDZ has always been a fraud.
>>157442359>>157426484waheeeey spastic
Why is Tottenham so dogshit now?
Kane missed out on getting gaped by >brentford
>>157445835What do you mean now?
Just a friendly reminderhttps://www.manutd.com/en/news/all-or-nothing-manchester-united-coming-to-amazon-prime-video-in-2027
>>157445842I remember when they had Kane and Son. They were respectable for a good while.
>>157445859SPOILER: it's nothing
Successful day of hatewatching
Back where they belong
HAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN YAHWEH
Maybe the Spurs fans are busy taking to the streets That will explain their radio silence
Zerbi out blud
>>157446051STOP THE COUNT!
same policy applied to Gabriel Jesus: no refunds.
>Check up on our old friends at the Olympic Stadium>They lost 2-1 to ChaltonKEK
Heard that Tottenham lose again...Nature is healing....
>>157446220Castellanos missed a 93rd minute penalty as well>when you don't have to visit the London Stadium this season
>>157446193bro it doesn't even matter, City just need bodies. their only winger options right now are Semenyo and Jack Grealish. does he have two legs? can he run? get him in
>Hull City players out drinkingHahaha
>>157446268launch fireworks outside of stranded manure fans hotels
>>157446220Remember those West Ham fans saying they were gonna beat the point record in the Championship. Lol.
Oxford Gimp would have seen Oxford win a game. Irishman Aidomo Abraham Emakhu was alright apparently.
>Spurs spent 400m this window to 3peat 17th
Savinho and Marmoush will stabilise us
>>157446323I wish I could find it now, but there was a bloke who texted into the BBC saying West Ham would win 46/46 matches.
>For those of you thinking of tuning into Match of the Day tonight, here's the running order.>You can watch live on BBC One and iPlayer at 22:00 BST. Hull v Man Utd Ipswich v Sunderland Brentford v Spurs Everton v Crystal Palace Nottingham Forest v Leeds Arsenal v Coventry >Spuds losing 3-0 ends up behind Ipswich beating Sunderlandlol
>>157446220>>157446255>Castellanostook a shocking dive trying to win a pen as well>>157446480
>>157446323Even Newcastle couldn't match Reading's 106 points. I don't think any team ever will.
>>157446417Finishing 17th three times in a row could be considered pretty stable tbf
>>157446532>West Ham paid Lazio £25m for this>>157446538Leicester looked set to do it when they got promoted under Maresca. Then they fell off so hard they didn't even get 100 points in winning the title.
Youri Tielemans' #MUFC Premier League debut by numbers vs Hull:0 - Shots on target 0 - Chances created 0 - Accurate through balls0 - Dribbles completed 0 - Tackles 0 - Interceptions 0 - Clearances 0 - Aerial duels won
>>157447007Him and Santos were absolute shite.
>>157447007a notably fraudulent player
Lads warra day.
>>157443276What does condiment mean here, ketchup mustard etc?
>>157447109took the piss
>>157447119Mushy Peas, Curry Sauce, Gravy, Baked BeansSauces are like 20p
>>157447007Masterclass
>>157447109Underrated liquid
>>157447172What's chip sauce precious?
>>157447162>big club wankers standing there arms out expecting the referee to just bend over for them and give them the decisionThis is why United lost today.
>>157447109living the dream
>>157447208*spice
>>157447208Chip Spice is the greatest thing on earth, basically salt, paprika, garlic and onion powder and a hint of MSG.It's mostly a Hull thing oddly, they had red salt elsewhere but it's just not the same.
>>157447363>It's mostly a Hull thing oddlyIt was invented in Hull. Red salt really is the same thing though.
>>157442359JUST
Spursy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdx7x90dxywo>Jean-Philippe Mateta is arguing the remainder of his Crystal Palace contract is invalid and has taken his case to Fifa.lel wtf
man u's midfield situation still not fixedget enzo fernandez in
>West Ham>17th in the Championship
Why is Alphonse Areola still at West Ham? He never plays
>>157447714Yeah surely that fat crab will fix things kek
>>157447765Because West Ham are retarded
>>157447765He's probably on 150 grand a week
>>157447363got patty and a sausage the other day and the lass in the chippy had a go at me for not getting chips. cheeky cunt.
Okay Spurs lost their opening match.How do we shake it off and move on from here?
>>157447859Emergency meeting thread. Now.
>>157447859surely cody gakpoo, sorry, gakpo typo haha, will be the transformational signing that will bring spurs to the promised land
Get City on the phone right now. Tell em we'll pay whatever they want.
you guys see that interview trent alexander arnold did earlierdidn't mention real madrid once, just talked about liverpool and how sad he is with the fan reaction and sad how he didn't make the WC squad and etc etc
man united are bACK
Let's relax and breathe. 1) Brentford did not have many squad changes from last season so they are more confident on the pitch2)No Savinho3)No van de VenOnce we get our proper 11, I think we're on pace to do some real damage this season.
>fell asleep watching the Transchester Dilated game>missed out on the based Everton gameFeels bad
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROONY
>>157448067Porro, Xavi, Sarr, Kulu all out as well>weAre just unlucky
>Trent Alexander-Arnold has revealed the full extent of the abuse he faced following his departure from Liverpool but says he will always hold his boyhood club dear and watches every matchPity Liverpool fans can't be real supporters like Trent. Disgusting from them.
>>157447662And villa may go for him if they don't get Nicholas Jackson. Emery is insane
Losing to Hull City of all clubs in the most important game of the season (so far)
Heard man U got RAPED by hull
>>157449138not a surprise really they lost to wrexham a few weeks ago
>>157449138>RAPEDIt's called "Mauled by the Tigers" and it results in the ultimate piss boiler celebration: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/2091138927771955269>b-b-b-but they look stupid doing itThat's the whole point of it
slovtroony ran away after 1-0 kek
where was he today?
>>157449292gta 6 strip club dancer
>>157449192>That's the whole point of itAmazes me how many people still can't differentiate SOVL from cringe.
So Aston Villas window has thus far consisted of: >Black Japanese keeper>Guy who wanks his willy to racist audios>A washed PED abuser>Garnacho
Performances so far1. Arsenal2. Brentford3. Everton4. Hull5. Leeds6. Ipswich7. Forest8. Sunderland9. Palace10. Tottenham11. United12. Coventry
KEK
>>157449364Exactly. If you're getting that done to you, then you don't know whether to watch your team being shite to avoid looking at the chant and the tiger claw actions, or the other way around.
>>157449292Bruno Fur-NANSH
>>157449385>11. United>12. Coventry
>>157449484United was the most embarrassing, but Coventry doesn't look remotely like a Premier League team.
>>157449192>scroll down>normalfags losing their minds over how embarrassing it is that the fans do thisHull City are mega based. I hope they get a cheeky 1-1 vs Arsenal.
>>157449484Yeah. Not sure what the lad was thinking putting them both below spurs.
Been out all day and just seen today's results. lmao
>>157449547Spurs at least has some copes to fall back on.
Why have Spurs kept Kinsky? He cannot hold a ball. These second balls parried into the box will cost them in way more games
Manchester United have spent around two billion pounds on transfers since Alex Ferguson left the club. For that sort of money they could have probably researched methods for preserving Fergie's brain in a jar and making him the permanent manager forever.
>>157449792Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the future in football managerial technology.... Fergbot 2.0
>>157449792>>157449826I always remember the time when Ferguson had his Man United statue unveiled, and I think the Mirror had a headline along the lines of "IT'S FERGIE TIME FOREVER".
We play tommrow
>>157447162Not the first time McBurnie had yoonited's number
what went wrong?
Hint of fannying around at the back for Ipswich's winner, no one alerted me to this. Can't find a video file of it. Very excited for the first one of the season but not sure if it counts.
>>157450170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71LXwKcakt8
Why is everyone counting out Spurs so soon when they are the dark hose this season
James Trafford seems like a nice enough guy but a bit simple
>>157442359Nah, (((they))) just make me laugh as an arsenal fan
We won today.
Threepeating 17th is a crazy work
>>157451015>he thinks they manage 17th again
Spurs will finish above United this season
Championship mogging premslop once again
>>157451414That was beautiful
>>157451438Posted the wrong angle but yes
>>157451414>>157451518The awareness and technique to do that is unbelievable
>>157442359KWAJB
Will Newcastle and Bournemouth round out the weekend?
