>>157443330
Based /just/poster. Glad you're back mate.

KDHgods gtfih

Ndiaye assist yes please

thanks ndiaye

>calvert pooing

Any oshea bench boosters? 1 more for defcon pts...

Mental that I forgot Ndiaye existed and wouldn't have grealingz taking his stats when I spent less than 10 minutes rushing a team selection before the deadline

>>157443872
Easy

Munoz on 0 in my starting XI and Williams on my bench with 9. Thank fuck for BB.

>Munoz 0 pointer
Ffs has he gotten himself injured? Only even picked him to have Cash-Munoz. It's not even that good a pun

STACHHHH GOALLL

Couldve sworn i saw someone on x say stach was injured and wouldnt be ready for gw1

>>157443917
>Williams on my bench with 9
heh about that...

>>157444000
Xjeets are a curse on fpl. Some of the stinking takes ive seen are hilarious. Bruno C and no Haaland takes the cake so far.

They should have 3pts for double defcon hits

Ballard what a fucking retard. 0 for 5 mil

>>157444056
You are a retard for getting that donkey when Hume or Onien are available

stach 16 DC lol

Ill take the muharemovic CS

Schade goal, assist, and 3 bonus
It is known

>>157444007
FUCK

>>157444103
this but robertson

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get Barry lads

>>157444030
>Bruno C and no Haaland
Most of the "Elite" managers did this.

>>157444164
I think a lot of them are trying to go against the grain too much for attention
Speardrops for example. Arguably THE stat guy and he went no Haaland, Bruno C. Baffling.

LOVING all my 2 pointers today haha

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Should've fucking bench-boosted

Need to decided if selling bruno right now is the right thing. United were fucking shocking today, if they can't get a result against hull, what chance to they have against everton or city, bruno could end up losing a chunk of value

>>157444288
I don't have to think about this because I didn't pick up the rat bastard.

>>157444288
The thing about Bruno is he plays every minute of every game, takes all the set pieces and penals, you have to trust the process with him

>>157444302
wish I didnt have to. 12m, wtf was I thinking, I could have made an amazing midfield with that...

>>157444288
I was gonna leave it until after Ipswich at home next week, but now I've seen Ipswich beat Sunderland

Bruno & Mbeumo are gone looking at their fixture run

>tfw i fell for the Bruno(C) and no Haaland meme
I have Stach and KDH tho :)

>>157444330
Mbumbom was taking corners today.

What I thought would be the two easiest games, completely fucked my team

Man Utd & Sunderland wasters

>>157444282
lol

Spurs wiped lol Kinsky

Spurs defence are still fucking shit

Definitely didn't change my mind at the last minute and go for Schade instead of Lewis Keane-Potter definitely not

Sangare assist

How many YouTuber experts are gonna be WC for week 2?

>spuds
>spuds
>spuds

ok i think bench boosting double spurs mistake was a mistake

People really thought Kinsky was a steal at 4.5

Bruno & Mbeumo dropping already... 0.6 0.4

I guess falling for "teams selected by %" is falling for content creators by proxy

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>3 goals
>thiago has done fucking nothing

Sangare 2 assist at 5.5m

Does Schade get the assist

>>157445337
and a missed pen now lmao

>>157445337
Saw the same thing. Fucking fuming.

>>157445411
Took him out 2 mins before deadline for Harry Wilson lmao what was I thinking

>>157445453
Nvm

Thiagobros

AAAAK FDHKLFBDSKJ FDNSÖJGL DZ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cundy and o'hara have the best football show, shit is hilarious

Season over lads. See you next August!

That's him done. Kneejerking him out of the fucking team. Absolute CUNT

Fuck you thiago it was schade assist

Where's that dirty Irish bastard who was talking about Thiago being undervalued and muh xG?

Kayode has half my points

robertson hit defcons at least

All that money spent by Spurs and they're still fucking shit

It's the second day and I already hate this stupid fucking game. Haaland better score at least 4 tomorrow.

I need Liverpool to run fucking rampant tomorrow. I'm talking 5 goals, all of which Wirtz contributes to.

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>Kinsky fags

I'm pretty sure that I saw the league on the top 5 best leagues status page

>sangare first on bench
great start to the season lads

Everyone in my league has done the typical template with a bench boost
Is this what it's come to? Might as well just have youtube freaks tell you what to do

ok ajer I'll take the cs and defcons

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Might have tripled up United, but at least I didn't pick players from a team that finished 17th on back to back seasons.

>>157445977
That's why I don't bother with the main YouTuber leagues. There's literally thousands of players with the same team

>>157445977
Last season I had Stach in for like 90% of the games. He is one of my favorite players in the Prem. This season I leave him out because of all the content creator brainworms, and bring Bruno back in when I originally just had Mbeumo as a sole United player.
I think one of the worst things in general in this game is to count those "weak fixtures" as guaranteed points. Last season Arsenal struggled against Wolves for fuck sake, a team that up to that point scored llike ess than 20 goals.
But this is ultimately on me. I'm dumb for not going with my own gut feeling.

>>157446075
This is my casual mates league, it's cringe
Yeah let me believe you know who Hume or Diop even are, or why you've all bench boosted the exact same 3 players, or why you've brought in Szobo for literally any reason other than 'youtube men dun it'
>>157446131
Always go with the gut lad fuck the youtube freaks

It's over me for already

AJER 8ER
Best 4.5 by far, stick your K*nsa up your rectum

>bruno had 0.33 xGI and most touches
Why is everyone throwing a hissy fit?
inb4
>how many points does that get you

>>157446234
Desu they actually looked kinda shit in general against the worst team in the league.

Will still captain him next week.

35 with 4 left
Its already over

I was so fucking close to having that Sangare cunt in my team

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34 with Gomez and Haaland(C) left.

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Fucking grim
Why does it seem so bad this year?

Three 0s in GW1 so far. Looks like I will be diving back into learning Python and consulting The Data™ to fix this disastrous start.

Well I managed to get up to 17k and it's very likely that I won't reach that height again this year
Still it's better than last year, when I was 8.5 million by end of week 2

>>157446305
It's always the same for GW1

let's go boys

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>>157445977
>two faggots ahead of me in my work league fell for the bruno(c) meme

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I've peaked.

>kayode 14pts on my bench
>only Matty Cash left to play in my back 3
someone find this polish prick and kneecap him for me please

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>>157446768
you mean this guy?

>he actually put kinsky in goal
kek

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Just wanted to take this opportunity to gloat because I'm top of the league for the first and only time ever.
I'm currently the best FPL player on the entire general.
You all wish you were me. Your women wish you were with me.
Feelsgoodman.

>>157445723
more points than
>lammens
;)

Pickgoat for me every year for the last 5years

>>157445977
Please dont disrespect Andy

>>157449189
Many people are saying this.

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>try to play anti fpl
>straight to overall rank #1

>go to bed JUSTed
>wake up JUSTed

>>157443414
Feels great to be back. I made a team up a few days ago thinking id have heaps of time to edit and change it and didn't realise epl started this weekend, so I was already JUSTed before the season started

Is there an unusual amount of week 1 bench boosts this year?

>>157450387
Yeah shitloads. I think there are stats on this somewhere. The fpl influencer meta was bench boost and most of them have Fernandes (c), Calvert-Lewin, Kinsky, Maguire.

>>157444288
Same here. Also last season he wanted to go for his assist record. Now he's done with his record, he isn't going to give a shit about anything. Same when Salah reached FPL point record, he stopped delivering immediately afterwards and was given a cushy pension contract so what incentive does he have to perform anymore.

I would say Bruno is nowhere near worth his value this season. After Ipswich I'll toss him and upgrade my 3rd striker to mateta. He was looking dangerous

>>157450387
Noticed that too. Are people now following these random nobody's on social media?

Either way its gonna bite them in the ass.

i've always thought of GW1 BB as a retard move
am i right or am i the retard?

>>157454867
I feel so too. I can understand the reasoning behind it -- get some starting benchers and get rid of them when you use your wildcard later on, but you don't really have definite info on who starts and what team is playing terrible etc. to maximise BB points. It's all based on let's hope for the best that one or two of these shitters will be delivering. I'd rather aim for a spot where benchers have a decent fixture

Chelski needs to save me
>>157454867
You are absolutely not retarded. I dont understand the logic behind "You just wanna get BB out of the way asap" .
I wanna see who is actually playing doing well before BB-ing.

>>157454913
playing AND* doing well

>>157454867
Gw1 is basically a free hit/wildcard. If you could use one of those along with a bench boost at any other point in the season you would

>>157449939
are you not supposed to spent all money when doing anti fpl?

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apebros..........

Are we getting double chips again this season?

>>157455890
Yep

>>157455824
He looks such a goofy freak

>>157455824
Mader chod

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>>157449939
how is this anti fpl? this is smart and i wish i thought of it. all he has to do is wildcard into a more normal team and he will be hard to catch. having said that, a more normal looking team could mean anything at this point because it looks like its going to be another season of random mid priced players shitting all over the premium flogs.

>>157455824
His aura...lost...

>shitkins not in squad
safe to assume he's gone

>foden starting again
he might be an asset this season again

>de cuyper as a winger
he might be a decent choice

>>157456493
you captained penandes

Are you ready for the Vuskovic 15 pointer?

>>157456687
im ready for my captain to score more than 0 next week

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hemmings bros it's time to feast

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>took de cuyper out for shaw

>>157446768
>villa 2 down already
I am going to end my own life.

why no haalan gols??

I should have fell for the OOP meme

>>157457623
Cut his hair and lost his powers

Tavernier goal lol city wiped

So glad I kicked oreilingz out last minute

wtf is a hinshelwood?

>>157457891
The most overpriced Brighton asset apparently

Well this season is done for me i fear

Villa down to 10 men and 4-0 down

They were relegation fodder at the start of last season

groBtards, i'm sensing a 0pointer...

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need generational talent florian wirtz to save my week

>>157458090
I had Watkins and Rogers, now I know better

Genuinely wouldn't have signed Haaland had I known he'd chop his mop off

Haalingz ghosting still gets at least 0.50xG
Still a perma captain sadly

>>157458200
only way he can save my week is by not playing so I can get those sweet sangare points

Never fear Villa, you've got Arsenal next week

>>157458322
Tzolis gonna be 7m by the time that game comes around

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you're such a fucking hoe
I love it

The actual state of it, 21 points so far. Only managed to get returns from pickford and mosquera

>>157458352
Haaland, rat and Gabriel + shitters is working out i see.

>>157458352
Now there's standout players
WC and you'll shoot up the ranks

Did anyone here captain someone that actually managed a return?

kek I captained Haaland

>>157458352
KWABOTW?

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Miss me yet?

>Vuskovic 1 defcon
???

Forgot I had Verbruggen, come on Brighton
>>157458833
Unlikely to get them in this type of games I think

>>157458667
nah that's hoggers and bloke

marc googoogaagaa

Cherki saving City

GVARDIIIIIIIIII

Took out Guehi for O'Reilly one minute before the deadline lol

I'm glad that I predicted this Haaland shit show. Unfortunately I also captained that rat faced bastard

>>157458536
Florian Wirtz. You'll see.

Sloppy and Van Dick will save my week

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16 points out of seven (7) players

>>157444288
Hull with loads of injuries and several new signings yet to come, and United still couldn't beat them

Oh really AMF + Guehi DMF and somehow win? I want to know the secret behind this baldy magic

Liverpool haha

wirtz is a fraud

I had Osula in my draft. I got rid because Howe was sacked
The only real option to challenge DCL @ 6 mil

Well, looks like I'm WC
I hate these useless fuckers

Isak still fucking useless

>triple poonited
>triple liverpoop
Surely my triple Chelsea won't fail me, r-right?

I'm done with this game. Football doesn't fucking exist anymore. Nothing makes sense. All managers are disabled and blind.

elanga would be really good if he weren't retarded

>>157461697
This should encourage you to have a varied team. It wont.

>>157461669
Why are you stacking shitters

Pendejo

>>157461840
My team is more varied than yours. Kill yourself.

>>157461697
>football existing after World Cup 2026
It's ogre

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you mean the Simp Cup 2026?
Yeah this Indian + women + troon sport ain't for me no mo

>>157461938
Obviously not

So every team other than Arsenal is shit basically

>>157462031
And Brighton

There's no way szobocucks are gonna get rewarded right

fuck this stupid fucking game fuck you fuck everyone i'm getting beer

fucks sake I thought isak would be on pens I'm going to have to get szobo in if he's on every set piece

fuck sake should've given it to gakkerz

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>90+9' (P)

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>>157462180
And a bonis, its that easy

Dom confirmed on pens. You love to see it.

Wirtz getting taken off after 63 minutes and Isak still useless
Fuck these guys

I've got Szob on the bench, lol

Based ref. Based szobsbsllailingz.

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wild card

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absolutamente asqueroso

46 points with Joseph Paedophile left to play, I look forward to my maximum 48 points.

During yesterday I got up to 17k and finished the day about 75k
End of today, I'm currently 700k
Better than last year, but it's gonna be another long fucking slog

Mbeumo, Fernandes, Semenyo, Wirtz all starting to drop in %

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the basque frauds

>>157462875
The fuck is the point of a 7m player if he is not nailed on your team?

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when was the last time an epl side bought a player from bundesliga and he wasnt an absolute fraud

>>157463424
Haaland.

Well, I've had a complete fucking disaster

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>>157463483
oh yeah

The current highest score is 114 and they've triple captained Cuyper to get 51 points
How do these cunts do it, just randomly picking a player that does well

>>157463424
stach and gross

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i'm gonna slit my throat

Where's the challenge league? At least I could win that again
>>157464075
He has 20 other teams with other wild punts trying to get the #1 GW spot

>>157464075
They're always some arabs or africans. They make bunch of teams with the sole purpose of getting the hight points for the gameweek.

>>157464151
All you gotta do is travel to London and kill Pedro before kick-off.

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34 pts, 26 from arse with two chelshitters left to play
I'm thinking of getting rid of Haaland before everyone else does because I firmly believe his haircut is a bad omen and he's about to have his worst season yet

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>>157464075
nah mate im sure he had some sophisticated AI algorithm that determined of all the players de cupyer who was dogshite last season and irrelevant at the world cup was going to do well against a decent villa side with a decent coach and btfo out of them and keep a clean sheet in the process.

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>51 points with João Pedro to play
I'll take that

>>157464151
Only week one

>>157464305
>Kayode on bench
Just moment

wirtz is so bad

>>157465530
He is one of the few frauds I have not been defrauded by.

>>157458344
>he didn't buy the Greek God in wk1
Simply could not be me.

>32 points with 2 to play

Who here turboJUST

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I still got Joao Pedro at least haha...

Who is good second choice goalie? I have Pickchad.

not even an entire GW in and i've already made a sideways transfer. city def for city def
next week the player i brought in won't play and the player i took out will get 17 points
then i'll quit. cya next season

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What am i even supposed to do with u yanited frauds...

>>157464651
t. avatarfag tranny

>>157465326
I got 59, and panickedly swapped Van Dick - Ishitdoor for Guehi who will play DMF because Maresca fell to the 5 stars WF meme and Evanilson who currently still under radar
(EVE FWDs will not score in GW2)

heh 82 points with 4 left to play heh
heh

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>>157129894
34 points with Enzo and Troll Pedro yet to play. At least its not 16. It says that the average is 36 points.

Bruno & Mbeumo have Ipswich to do summat
Got to keep Haaland at the moment
Not touching any City or Liverpool players
Fuck off Memesky. It'll be Dubravka in goal for Spurs at Newcastle as you're shit

Hull City boss Sergej Jakirovic copied Amorim's tactics to beat Man Utd.

>>157468156
Have faith penanj and mbumbo will redeem. Lammens I'm afraid is a lost cause, they can't defend. Remove for pickfraud as Everton are finishing in a Europa League position this season.

I was just posting and the comment disappeared

I'd go for Stach, as he's a defon machine
But similar players and fixture run

Bournemouth has Liverpool/Chelsea in 5/6
Leeds have Arsenal in 6

>>157464167
>Where's the challenge league? At least I could win that again

I did one but no one was interested

https://fplchallenge.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/lkv276

League Code: lkv276

If Kaidioglu not sold to Galatasaray time to stock De Cuyper for the OOP meme

Anyone do worse than 23 points? Kek

>Palestra and Caicedo not in the squad
>Enzo benched
Heh

It will be so funny if Pedro got a red card at 36th minute

what do we want from Rogers?

>>157472386
>where is Jordan Henderson

>>157472590
Broke his wrist while celebrating a win vs Mexico

>>157464305
>>157465504
>caicedo not starting for chelshit
>meagre jesus 1st sub
For fucks sake I'm already through with this shit

For FUCKS SAKE

Finally some respite
Shame 99% of players picked him too

never in doubt pedobros

Joao Pedro is the new Haaland

lmao Sanchez is shocking. There goes my clean sheet

I had my captain on João Pedo but moved it to Bruno poopnandes close to the deadline

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cheers jp m8

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You better him buy before price increases

>bruno to palmer heh

I HATE COLD (P)ALMSHIT

Sanchez nigga please

lmao 2-2 what da phuc

Fuck off

The average player on my watchlist has scored way more than the average player in my first 11

Palmer saving my white ass yet again

Can't believe that I'm considering Troll Rogers
Hull in GW4

5 points is 1 million places

Just one game but Palmer is close to getting my seal of approval
Considering a hit to get him in for Semenyo for the Brighton game but since they play Arsenal after that it could be worth to wait

It's probably safe to say that Bruno will be getting dumped by many after GW2.
That 12 million can afford many a better player

No European football means palmshit is a better option over penanj.

The answer to Bruno or Haaland was fucking Palmer??

Palmer is already flagged with a minor calf injury

>>157475494
I had him in my first draft. Was hoping hell be rising like a phoenix thanks to Xabi, but then he ended up doing literally nothing in preseason so had no expectation that he'll do better in the league. Now I feel both Palmer and Rogers might be reasonable, good or even exceptional picks

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Could have gone worse.

>>157475680
Hopefully nothing trivial.