>Lap:#8529>Countdown to Zandvoort pre-ePrix GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157423321>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:236 (235 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 219 (+15)HAM: 169 (+10)RUS: 160 (+6)LEC: 138 (+12)NOR: 128 (+25)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 379 (+21)Ferrari: 307 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 220 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 177 (+26)Racing Bulls: 66 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 706.99 (+83.19)HAM: 498.87 (+79.83)NOR: 486.88 (+27.73)>News:Qualifying: Lando Norris (1:11.163), George Russell (+0.102), Kimi Antonelli (+0.133)PIA HAM LEC VER LAW BOR LINNorris beats Russell to pole position at ZandvoortKimi Antonelli frustrated after Turn 1 "mistake" cost him Dutch GP poleLewis Hamilton makes Zandvoort F1 breakthrough after “starting again” for qualifyingLando Norris jokes he has ‘biggest balls’ after snatching Zandvoort poleMax Verstappen's Red Bull deal leaves F1 rivals "breathing a sigh of relief", says David CoulthardKimi Antonelli set for F1 grid penalty at Italian Grand Prix
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>>157445165>>157445165>>Lap:>#8529>>Previous thread:>>>157423321calm down>>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:>236 (235 starts)not a real thread>Qualifying: Lando Norris (1:11.163), George Russell (+0.102), Kimi Antonelli (+0.133)>PIA HAM LEC VER LAW BOR LINPIA pole wow
>>157445146who is famke?
>Lap:#8531>Previous thread:>>157440194
GOOD TO BE BACK IN /f1/!>>157445205>>157445217that's enough nonsense from you
>>157445249i posted in #8530 and #8529 therefore they're /f1/also go to sleep
>>157445265>i posted in #8530WHOA! NEGUINHO'S FROM THE FUTURE!
>>157445282you're too excitedcalm downgo to sleep
>>157445146>>157445160Absolutely disgusting
>>157445165gay cunt
>>157445165old crap op
>travel to country with only few hours timezone difference.>completely fucked because of jet lagHow the hell do F1 drivers do this shit every race
pole-sitter lando just wants to enjoy it>>157445406i think we know how lando does it
>>157445406they are doing this since they are 6 or somethingit's normal for them
>>157445444Yeah i bet that faggot loves sitting on poles
>>157445406it's the bone idleness on the aeroplane. you need to run sprints up and down the aisle.the pilotis have exercise gear on their private jets to aovid jet lagging
kiwi
shit-tier thread
>>157445335>Drivers are too retarded to answer questions without a script
>>157445165welcome back /f1/
>>157445846did you really think you could just slink back in here after posting a jb video without source?
>>157445953lewd
>>157445953there's some fangirls out there who'd be willing to dish out big bucks just because it touched chuck's bike seat
>lolson only about a tenth off verstappennot too shabby
>>157445953Im officially a boomer. I have browser extension to hide shorts on youtube. I fight the uphill battle against X algorithm to stop giving me shorts like these in my "for you" feed because the algorithm is like>how could you possibly not like these videosWhy do they watch this? i honestly dont get it
>>157446214do you like webm threads?
>>157446147verstappen's mind is elsewhere these days tbf; he seems to have checked out from f1 and is shifting his focus more towards dicksucking abduls
>>157446020I don't have source for shit, it's just random stuff I collect on boards.
amx
>>157446214>not following jewtube channels via RSS feed in your RSS reader>not having the RSS reader open mpv to play them>not watching mainly Odysee schizo podcasts>using twitter in the first place"Algorithms" make me angry.I physically can't browse any website that tries to "recommend" me stuff in an overly aggressive way. It's like when you are used to blocking ads and suddenly browse without blocker and get angry at the shit on your screen.When i open youtube and let it play recommendations, it will shove random propaganda videos in my face about how China is collapsing, how the Ukraine captured Sevastopol or how the EU solved world hunger. It is an insult to your intelligence.
>>157445165It's up.https://youtu.be/jn-cB_eTWxE?si=m5YBuY-lw1ho65Yi
>>157446260i recall watching videos on this, they ate even the wood of sunk shipsbut i recall that they only ate the bones of whales
>>157446214
>>157446518gosh it would be funny as FUCK if some important dignitary was walking beneath and copped the waffle thing right in the top of their skull
>>157446781haha that would be EPIC!!!
>If it's full wets it's a red flag>F1 Grand Prix Race Winner Esteban Ocon
>>157446781>>157446847haha edd straw :DDwaffle on head :DD om nom nom
>https://x.com/F1BigData/status/2091148089788694678maybe i should just watch f1 on shitter
hi eddhi landoI know you homos are browsing
>>157446847>>157446907haha imagine trying to explain to the ambulance cunts that sir fuckwit of cuntingham died because a bikky thing fell from the balcony and drilled him in the scone
>>157446214>Im officially a boomer.It has more to do with you not being goycattle.
>>157446518guaranteed this dumb bitch gonna injure someone one day with her social media updoot farming attempts
>>157447038thats crazy unfunnystop it
biz idea: tik tock video of these stropwaffel things being left in brake ducts or crushed into crumbs and dusted on sensitive electronic components
>>157447058
>>157447090thats better, comfy italian bald mando you think he has a good head shape? i think its ok
>>157447115yeah it's a decent noggin i'd say
https://x.com/f1visualized/status/2091137634038911236uh huh
>>157447115>do you think he has a good head shape?
>>157447177so hulk and 4 overtakes, 2 at the start, and all of them done by alo and tontoneli>>157447264thats the difference between you and i, i look forwards, while you are stuck in the past
is this /f1/ related
>>157447177
>>157447090what tune is he bongoing?
>>157447038anyone remember that old adage, about how women should not be on the interent unless its to show their tits?
>>157447264what do you have against head shapes?
>>157447320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVF0xYzPUIs
>>157447347I'm afraid it's been six years.
>>157447320John Cage 4'33"
>>157447409The guy from Mortal Kombat?
dis shit be fucked up, them chinks be eating bats and taking away my years nah nah, they be giving me back all the time they took from me
>>157447447NOREFUNDS
is mclaren the best team now?
odd request, but im like 99% sure it was here in /f1/remember that aussie who claimed to be like 5'2 and 500 pounds or something ridiculous like that, what do i need to search in the archive. or does anyone have a screencap
>>157447591top kek yeah mr 170cm and kg or whatever it was was herethe boulder of brisbanewhale of wollongongetc.
>>157447591I can't find it either, I figured searching for 'lbs' and 'kgs' would find it but I don't see the post.
>>157447635that was it thanks!
>ynr fat nick
imagine believing anything any australian says ever
>>157447694suspend your disbelief sometimes, might bring you a smile :)
>>157447683Oh goddamn that was a lot longer than I remember, but then again it seems like it's his gimmick so I might be thinking of another time he posted it.
>>157447683>>157447686which one would you rather be flattened by? you HAVE to pick one>lardarse of lismore for me. fat nick would smell of old souvlaki grease and ice cream while lardarse of lismore being a shortarse would be easier to crawl out from under, if you survive
>>157447707ok didn't realize it's a recurring gimmick. i don't lurk /f1/ that much anymore, just randomly remembered it while scrolling by for some reason
>>157447767>ok didn't realize it's a recurring gimmickNeither did I until now, but I suppose I should have expected that from an aussie.
>>157447767>i don't lurk /f1/ that much anymore
>>157447635Adipose of adelaide
>>157445284TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157447974can you blame him?
>>157448008no
>>157448008are you ashamed of yourself or something
>>157448020no, my posts are great
>>157445953man it's sad seeing an old team like Ferrari stoop to this
>>157448055
>>157445953Why would you waste a nice fresh treat like that?
>>157448110stroopwafels are sad
>>157446147these regulations cars have completely neutered qualifying, the team chef could be within 0,5 of the theoretical maximum of the car, no surprise Lawson can be around a tenth off. he has been one of the better and most consistent drivers of the season
>>157448519hell yeah
>>157447504They are about equal with Mercedes, for a couple of races now, Ferrari a little bit behind
>>157448519>reverse raceI thought it was a looks ranking at first
>>157448519>paySEX>albaSEX SEX SEX>ninasex>kostermanno sex>lloydno sex>rachelSEX>bruceno sex>dogsonno sex>kayleeSEX>billiardsno sex
if you could drive any F1 car from any era, which one would it be, /f1/? Mine would probably be the RB6 or the Toro Rosso STR1
>>157448568Liar, you'd root all of them, probably in a row.
>>157448568Kosterman Dobson sex
>>157448578W11, the best and most dominant car ever built, incredibly easy to drive, deserved 100% wins and poles, but unfortunately the shitter drivers couldn't deliver
>>157448582look if the no sex'ers want a go at my bang average meat hammer it will cost them but i will be open to it
>>157447504https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medshitter_Theory
*career flashes before your eyes*
>>157448693
>>157448693if your """theory""" were swiss cheese, there would be no cheese at all because of all the fucking holeshow can mclel be the best when it should be getting shit up by both piastri and andrea stella? how does jorj get sprint pole when antonelli should've shit up the team by now? how does hamilkek (who is complete and utter shit) manage to win in a full med team?
>>157448846if medshitter theory is wrong, then why is shartonelli shitting
>>157448876don't be a paki faggot and answer the questions
gimi
>>157445406You dont need to sleep, just close your eyes and rest
>>157449029*dies*
>no fkino>sprintthis weekend is extra gay
>>157449100semen slurping sport
>>157448519none of the current fwoman girls spark joy
>>157449143well none of them have a penis so of course you're not interested
>>157449143
>>157449172>>157449177dont be fucking rude
>>157449188of course you'd pick the 20 year old grandma
>>157449200just admit the current crop is midwe had the french peasant tradwife and the slag queenshit was peak
>>157449188You called them rude, but you didn't call them wrong...
>>157449233ahemof course, she'll be totally forgotten in /f1/ in about 100 days but that's just how it goes around here
>>157449274mid with big ears
>>157449290>big earsI think you mean perfectly sized handlebars
>>157449188tally me banana, nigger
going to buy a race suit for my girlfriend i think.
>>157449362>that ass belongs to david fucking schumacher
>>157449351sparkling apple juice? very gay!if they are old enough to drive an open wheel racing car, they are old enough to spray champagne
is he... you know?
>>157449362
the race will be a snoozefestunless digits, then we'll see 3 deaths on the track at least
>>157449470Made for...
>>157449549you might as well post "the sun will rise tomorrow morning" no shit it's gonna slurplet /f1/ die already
another race where the only entertainment comes from the cars in front complaining about the cars getting lapped
>>157449549not even rain can save this one matethen again even if it rains, they'll just red flag it if there's more than 10 drops falling
despite the low quality of racing expected, i will still miss the rollercoaster in the dunes. would watch 10 sandfoort races over one at los vejas
>>157449835>would watch 10 sandfoort races over one at los vejasToo bad
>>157449237jamaica thinks having a wife with dick is straight
>>157449466no. it looks so obvious I know but he isn't. hopefully his twink death redeems him (it comes earlier to bongladeshi)
>>157449977would be cool if the barriers weren't so high that you can't even see any of the city
>>157450009/f1/ still hasn't resolved that debate
>>157450351that's because the accused refuses to come to court
>>157450009>thinksknows and is correct about
>>157450369at what penis size does it become gay
>>1574503935
>>157449977LASSSS VEGASSSS is always a show outside of the racing, which is nice
>>157450351with this >>157450501 it is now solved
>>157450599A shit show that is.The track is fucking boring and every time they race there it's covered in literal garbage and dust like they're racing on the streets of Nairobi instead of Nevada.The stands are also always empty because nobody wants to actually pay the stupid ticket prices despite them trying to hide the entire circuit from anyone who might catch a glance.
>>157450663yea but you have Terry Crews making funny faces
>>157450617Untrue, there's no detail on if that 5 is in metric or imperial, or if that's hard, semi-flaccid, or flaccid.It was a bullshit answer from a combative witness who should be held in contempt of court.
>>157450695he meant 5 millimeters flacid
yall ever install grindr just to check whos gay around you? for fun?
>>157450761Yeah.
>>157450747Mine's bigger
>>157450688I hadn't considered that angle
>>157450818I mean it's definitely a more casual take, LV is more fun with how much of a "show" the entire thing is, not just the raceWould I like that for every race though? Nah, definitely not
>>157450860>LV is more fun with how much of a "show" the entire thing is, not just the raceEven with that I'd argue they can't help with embarrassing themselves sometimes.>
>>157450695>combative witness who should be held in contempt of court.
>>157447719flattened by Adipose Adelaide, and me heeming fat nick for not paying his bills.
