late offseason edition
Fuck I was gonna make a sens thread
>>157447858>rags
>>157447866BASED
/playoffsbound/
https://www.nhl.com/news/zees-final-shift-brings-zdeno-chara-back-to-ice
New Jersey hired a jeet general manager lmao
Can't wait for October...
ZP19... now that's a player. I predict two.. thats right, TWO goals this year. Elite.
>>157448007good post good image
>>157447990going camping again October. Going to be so nice
>>157448060ya got a nice camp stove?
>>157448060Fall is the best time of year to go camping, enjoy :)
>>157448116Jetboil Flash 1L for anything that requires liquids, and a small grill if I want anything bigger. If not its usually baked potatoes straight onto the coals
>>157448156oh hell yeah
>>157448152Hard agree, but I do love a good summer day backpacking only to cool off by diving into a cold lake at the end of it
>>157448327>PhoenixAre there any western teams that wants to play in the eastern anymore?Anyway, Florida could and should get more expansion teams. I see at least four new Florida locations to put NHL expansion teams in. Jacksonville, Miami, Orlando and Tallahassee (mentally sick people who voluntarily live in the cold north deserve hockey too).
>>157448327I can't wait to meet all the newfrens
>>157448327Houston/AtlantaCentral and AtlanticPhoenix/Hartford Pacific and Metro
>>157448327disgusting
>>157448381Hartford isn’t coming back maybe Indianapolis or Cincinnati
I ripped a huge napski this afternoon, it was great
>>157448425The next canadian team to win the cup will be the bullshit brooklyn nets-ass second toronto team whose only fans are transplants and raptors/jays fans who never really got into hockey. Mitch Marner will be there
>>157448469what sort of mascot costume will Mitch be wearing?
expansion team cities is the lowest form of conversation
>>157448505What a tired argument
why won't gary save the kraken
>>157448505>>157448403Just like my islanders
>>157448523the ponzi scheme needs new blood
>>157448513>le heckin team in cincinatti>le team in some other reddit cityretarded people like (You) dont understand how markets work and how expansion makes hockey worse than it already is
Down right peculiar...
i wonder which of atlanta or houston will be garys new kraken and blue jackets.
>>157448523He got his expansion shekels and a continual stream of jersey sales. What does he need to save?
>cincinatti>reddit cityeither you don't know cincinatti or you don't know what "reddit" meanseither way, you're a retard
>>157448629shut the fuck up mildcuck
>>157448644ive been to cincinnati several times and can confirm they don't have a building for a team and that everyone who lives there is a meth addict redneck
>>157448635I wonder how long until we move the Atlanta Thunderbirds to Quebec City, a'la Nordiques
>>157448523The people of Washington voted to have a millionaire tax so they betrayed Gary's trust. If they didn't fuck up the expansion draft they could've gotten a cup before this new tax, but now they will 100% be relocated in the next 15-20 years and Gary's legacy will have a triple taint from three of his franchises being moved.
>always the cucknadian24/7, wonder what the Wild did to make him seethe. hmm...
>>157448629
>the San Diego Kraken
just started season one of hockeywhen does ep40 show up?
>>157448723well since you are on season 1 which was in 1917, you are more than 100 seasons away.
Speaking of Atlanta Thrashers and Cincinnati.34-year old former 1st round Atlanta Thrashers pick Alexander Burmistrov has signed for the Cincinnati Cyclones in the ECHL.
LE HECKIN NHL TEAM IN HONOLULU HAWAII
>mad>at hawaiihell of a way to spend a saturday evening
>the maui wowies
thinking about dinner
>>157448690oh man you JUST know
>>157448327>PHX/ATLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4y1bFKW8OA
>*goes live*
>>157448773kid cudi was good in 2008 like the detroit red wings
>>157448740former nhl uncs will do anything but work a normal job
NHL EXPANSION TEAM IN MOBILE ALABAMAhaha i said a city
>>157448800for me it's Man on the Moon Pt 2
>>157448825how can alabama be mobile it's a state not a car
>>157448891Raped
for me it's the dallas wags
>>157448897Good post
for me, its the East Atlanta Santa's
>>157448909whos married to the slampig in the middle?
>>157448909gary-mandated blonde women for all players in the league
>>157448909Being a fake blonde seem to be in fashion in Dallass.
>>157448945I'm no detective, but she has 23 on her jacket and Esa Lindell wears #23 for the Stars.
>>157448840lots of blacks down there
it's time for the pacific division to cover both sides of the pacific
I also immediately saw that this one if a Finn.
imagine being so retarded you think Cincinnati, Ohio; a region in the Columbus market; who already struggles to draw and has had zero success in nearly 30 years, would get an NHL expansion team
>>157449043oh actually she's my wife
>>157448971true same with having no milly KWAB
imagine being retarded
*bows down*
>>157449114BEHOLD THE KINGTHE KING OF KINGS
>>157449003Based The world needs more FMAF
>>157449114>>157449128You have an entire fucking board. Go and talk about your faggoty soap opera there.
Gay magazine
>>157449155Superior post
>>157449114"Oh, I'm no queer." Triple H. 1990s.
the cincinnati cinnamon buns
>>157449155
they should put an NHL team in my small podunk town so I don't have to drive four hours to watch those losers in Nashville instead
in the vicinity of a shoot tranny
>>157449155fine speech
>>157449199till him hampage got cancelled
>>157449225kek
They should put a team on the mole on Ginny Sacks ass, OH!
cracked open a home stretch at work beer
grilling some burgers
>>157449295Had some pizza
>>157449295Why didn't you boil them??
yeah had pulled pork and slaw
>>157449295and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
>>157449295from raw?
>hamburger >Made out of beefwhat did they mean by this?
>>157449374
>>157449399something rapey would post
>>157449374>frankfurter>not made of or by a guy named frank
>>157449316just remembered i have some costco pulled pork maybe i'll make pops and i some sandwiches when i get home
>>157449481you are going to make your own bangs root beer?
i smell bud and winninghere mmmmhmmm
no i drink coke zero cherry and beer
Watching a nature doc about an incel armadillo
>>157449765hella based
>>157449315i prefer air frying them
If the NHL was big time they would be on Paramount. I really like the synergy with Paramount Plus NFL and UFC on Paramount and all the great Paramount Plus original programming.
watching the storms bless the lands with rain around us currently
come on eileen is an underrated song
>>157449820Retard
Introducing your Tulsa Oil Kings. Give McDavid the Paramount rub
Connors Doujinz
I PUT HER ON THE GUEST LIST AT THE SHOWAND NOW I GET TO WATCH HER DANCE LIKE THE OTHER WEIRDOS DOOHHWHOOA OHH
DON'T YOU WORRY DON'T YOU WORRY CHILDSEE BUD'S GOT A 1 FOR YOU
>>157449820Genius
if I were the NHL id put beer in all the drinking fountains and cameras in the girls locker rooms
business idea: 10 cent beer night
The pangolin got pussy
pangolins briefly got charged with starting covid and i was like these lil niggas aight
>>157449841for me it's the save ferris ska version
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for me it's eileen by ottessa moshfegh
clothesline from hell? dimes finish
>>157450282my finish with your mom last nite was better
>>157450291i doubt it
wow what a bad thread im going back to /nfl/ because at least there's actual discussion there
kek
only bad heems tonite guess i'm watching connor bedard highlights
It's almost Heem a Swede Sunday
>>157450434its also my turn to be lay reader at church :)
>>157450447ray leader?
>>157450549shut the fuck up nerd
ive got two tickets to iron maiden babycome with me friday don't say maybe
Today’s my birthday
>>157450689that means your dad came inside your mom at least once
>>157449114woah is that le heckin random wrestler???
>>157447875
>>157450707Fraid so
>>157450715thats the king of kings ya fucking nerd
>>157450715its the shine that heated rivalry fans pray to
>>157450689happy bday buddy, hope you did something fun or someone got you something or you got something for yourself :)
>>157450421>nearly all white outfitthat is EXTREMELY racist
bud bakes cakes for JVOELcopey bakes cakes for The Gamethey are not the same
Cam Skattebo is a second year guy coming off an injury and hes giving you a Paramount Plus NFL welcome to Fall Sunday's on UFC now streaming exclusively on Paramount Plus. San Jose has a couple guys charting on Ao3? Think about it
not looking good oilsistersjarry's replacement is an even bigger sieve
the thing i like about cam skattebo is that he's White
my favorite thing about triple h is that he has two Motorhead theme songs my second favorite thing about triple h is his booking
>>157450935>>157449155
>>157450954
https://www.usatoday.com/sports/readers-choice-awards/best-nhl-city/Heh check mate losers
>>157451010this list is even gayer and more retarded than you
>>157451022Still sucking cock I see, Randy
>>157451059haha yeah good one newfag you still don't fit in
>>157451070You wouldn’t recognize me if I posted the vacuum box and my Dick, that’s how new you are
>>157451070quick call him trb
what is the plan here?
>>157450447More like Gay Leader
>>157451124it will depend on what babs finds on their phones
>>157451179I bet one of them finds a Ted meme
>>157451070You’re a bigger newfag than literally anyone in hereEspecially if you can’t recognize When you are one
They should put an NHL team in Yellowstone or Dutton
>>157451282Yellowstone broke backs
>>157451276>n-no y-youkwab >>157451282beth should show her spread butthole
>>157450759Thanks :)
>>157451338??? You don’t know who I am do you?You don’t even recognize Ted from Akron
>>157451402retard ted diedsam diedkippers got exposed and leftthe Portuguese orange picker >rags fan leftthe greece devils fan leftthe armenian kings fan leftthe list goes on and onwhat i think is you're stealing valor and you're not one of us
>>157451402post cock and vacuum box, ted
>>157451448Kippers posted her feet if I remember correctly.It’s been at least a year or two since I’ve posted There is no stolen valor, I’m just returning to my roots
>>157451402second of all, you're calling someone randy who clearly isn't randyyou're like a fed at a right wing rally
>>157451479yeah you're a fed
>>157451010I don’t trust the media
>>157451500It’s a fan vote
>>157451010Retard
>>157451480I used to post random cocks and gay shit on here…. My grill is clean now, you fucking conspiracy theorist
haha what's up fellow oldfags anybody else remember kippers haha i remember those times
greetings from /cric/
>>157451590If I were a fed, what point would there be, coming to a thread on /hoc/ full of retards whose main discussion used to be about pulju and ted from Akron?A vast majority of hockey posts were just memes and collages of teams getting eliminated from the playoffs.
>>157451613/cric/ is gay
>>157451590female body inspector?
>>157451616you tell me
>>157451619/hoc/ runs cric
whatch him not tell
The ancient scriptures warned of his return
michael myers is the shawn by the way
kippers is a man
>>157451632There is no point, if I was a fed, I’d be all over s4s or soc
>>157451700Ruby Ridge was a murder ya fucking fed
>>157451749I agreeYou should go bomb a building over it
>>157451766i have church tomorrow
>>157451681clean your bong, ted
>>157451786find a different thread, fed
slopdown was cancelled
>>157451866Just like you
KWAB
>>157451780Enjoy your fairytale hour
>>157451922
ted is alive oh 'appy days
cant wait for the holidays, bros
the no-bra wearing cute bartender has a bf
>>157452255is he cool?
>>157452382lmao got his ass
>>157452382no idea she just mentioned him in passing to let the guys know i imagine. now i'm for sure asking if i can lick her asshole next time i get hammered
>>157452411tell the girl you acknowledge Roman Reigns
>>157452248Its a jolly holiday with Gary
I'M A BEAST BOYCALL ME TEEN TITAN
>>157452248I can’t wait for the fall
WITH THESE FINAL WORDSI PULL THE SWITCHWE TURN TO DUST DUST TO DUST MY NAME IS LIKE A KISS OF DEATHAS WE EMBRACE WE TURN TO DUST
